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bro i promise if she’s making you feel this badly she ain’t worth it
Why the fuck would you need to see her
She is worth it.
she isnt
He gets it
I'm not giving up.
I thought that too for awhile
are you sure about this?
Dude
crazy you'd give life changing advice and I'm guessing you've never even met this person?
He’s just an idiot
Me and Snigity have literally been in the shit together
LMAO
What this dude said
ait
I'm not giving up
They go way back
Like
Dude I told you the same things you are telling me
your stubborness is gonna ruin you bro
I know I'm being dumb as fuck
imagine putting "veteran" in your bio for a game
This is a horrible idea
lmao
Nobody is listening to me haha
Im listening
I’m a real life Afghanistan combat veteran, eat my ass
"i was there when BOB died in the STEVE war" where's my VA
Are you sure she is helping you?
Yes
She isn’t
SHES HELPING ME
I'm glad isolate myself
is that an order? sir yes sir 
I mean I can convince him that according to te nobel prize winners in physics...reality is not local. Sooooo chances are this is all just a figment of my imagination.
By making you feel like shit?
wantme to make her get bakc wit you
I don't feel anything for anyone irl thankfully
I made her feel horrible
Dude you’re going insane like I did when Brook left
If you have to say that it is.
It is not.
id keep your private shit in dms or irl, not a pz discord
Tears must be Repaid in kind.
This too
i wish i knew more about this situation to help you bro i’m sorry lol
No one is gonna say anything to convince this idiot
you don't
i dont think a 17 yo and a bunch of other online losers [me] are gonna help you
but yeah this shit’s gotta go to dms
I lowkey had to quit drinking cuz of this earlier
i mind my own
Who's 17 btw
Are you implying I am not a loser?
your mom
not yet
I just worry about him
Ur right i wasn't born yet
Dude all I’m gonna say, and I’m sure a lot of these folks will agree
what’s happening now
You'll learn
Still in my daddies nuts
chats boring
Whoever he is
on god 😭
some doki doki literature club shit
it’s not easy to let go buddy but she’s clearly not worth your suffering
believe me
DM me if you wanna talk about it
👆👆👆👆
lets talk about cysts
Hell nah cysts like as in the nasty things?!?
well suffering is a necessary step for joy...duality and all
hell yeah brother
true that
I don’t mean to bring personal shit in here
He blew us away with that surprise amirite
I had a blood blister from working
@abstract wraith 1 more 4 year enlistment, it'll be quick and easy morty
As a dude who’s wife left him, you gotta learn to let go or it’s gonna consume you dude
Gurt was right
in and out
I do in fact have soft hands.
I don’t wanna deploy anymore
was the blood oxidised?
That part of my life is over with dude
Yes
Guess I'll go without you
brown?
You gotta learn to let go and look forwards
I applied antibiotics and allat
i judge peeps by if I'd let a zombie bite me so they could live
you shit out of your hand?
Nah deep red
thats not oxidised
I thought blood turned red when it did thst
oxidation occurs when oxygen interacts with the iron in the blood and it turns dookie colour
This is why I'm not a doctor
Or doing anything with a life on the line

you’re going to die from your blister broski, sorry
they hurt like hell tho
Surprise encounter. 3 pigs in stealth. 9 attacks all landed on my vestal. Deathblow on first chance. Tweaking
It's honest work
warrens
the place of disease
and death
broski
me everyday
it’s a blister
Yeah but only happened cuz my hands are like silk
Ou can simply make a small incision to let the blood out
why dude
or was it because you weren’t wearing gloves??
Hell you can just bite the skin lol
soft hands brother soft hands
my dad gets a sewing needle with thread and lets the blood soak into it
unfortunate
CANNIBAL!
I put needles thru my skin
cannibal corpse?
Sounds edgy
whats wrong with soft hands though
But it's not I promise
CC are a great band
sounding mighty army hammerish
you got soft hands brother
i have sweaty palms and it annoys me so much
🤨
Smh nobody loves twinks anymore😔
i get that man
Same I have sweaty hand issues
bears
twink death
People.love twinks
by what
bears
femboys
whoa I just played a rocket league match witha gurt
oh
PLEASE dude, BEARS
I leave hand marks on things that looks like a damn horror movie
I just want someone to cuddle and play halo with
bears molest they dont kill...you'll be fine
The humble beings of creation discussing what animals to add to our world:
is he a bear?
I like platypus
Very weird animal like me
a
which bear is better polar or black?
bull is a guy that hits the gym a lot
istg if i see that damn platypus with the fedora on i’m gonna build an inator and evaporate his ass
gay slang
no color is above another
no bull was a court officer on night court
With my lack of terminology I am never finding a gay man
bull - muscle guy
wolf - otter but promiscious
otter - bear lite
cub - younger bear/not as hairy or big but wants to be
bear - hairy big guy
suspect sir
Google is a liar!!!!
true
Can't trust the govermint
by younger i mean like 26-38
how
Sarcasm*
i’m not a big fan of the government
Lol
30 on 30
I trust em as far as my milk prices go
38 being young is wild
i think it was the tone of your voice
yeah man
average megadeth song
bears are usually older
haha give me the penjamin and some strawberry kiwi arizona and i’ll trust whoever
Tone of my voice on a damn text
like 50-60?
Looks like i got all i need
🙂
I see
man thats not even the surface
Dammit
people dont really use the terms anymore/its more niche

Why can't love be shrimple
its culture man
because love is a lie
im a platypus
this is just english too
weird as shit
i wasnt
good
Being uncultured is the worst thing to happen to me since the last thing
i just said im weird as shit like a platypus
they posionous too
sorry my mind wanders around
alr
I like terror birds
it’s really not the worst thing ever lol, if you’re interested in something it doesn’t hurt to learn about that thing. you’re not gonna be cultured about everything, people have to learn
why do you think babies are so stupid
Geese?
they haven’t learned shit
because they haven’t learnt anything yet
breast milk is like alchohol to them
nice
Phorusrhacids, colloquially known as terror birds, are an extinct family of large carnivorous, mostly flightless birds that were among the largest apex predators in South America during the Cenozoic era. Their definitive fossil records range from the Middle Eocene to the Late Pleistocene around 43 to 0.1 million years ago, though some specimens ...
lots of mines still too
have you had pho
“i want to meet new people from interesting and exotic cultures… and kill them”
just like me fr
I could name off some of the foods but so far I'm on surface level things
man everything you say is wack
I loved my visit
you are NOT private pyle 😭🙏
i thought that was my job
are you saying vietnam is uncool?
I cannot wait to get into how they teach history
I love vietname
vietname
yo i could really fuck up some zaxbys rn
That sounds awesome
I could fuck up a nation rn fr
pfft
(Release me)
I want some 7/11 protein bars and a monster
the clones of the humble zaxby:
dude can barely type
damn now I want wingstop
monster is shit 😔
or popeyes yeaaaa
Energy drink hater!
i got a place called lees near me
that stuff is so sweet
the only energy drink i enjoy is blue V
best fried chicken
it’s insane
arizonas are just less cancerous decaf monsters fr
why are you here
i never drank an energy drink
lmao “less cancerous”
Did i mention i like vodka?
deez nuts
Ofc i did
i prefer coffee in the morning as a hot drink
hi
Black coffee
“did you know steve jobs died of ligma”
Hits hard
sean mcguire have you ever had zaxbys
no
you’re missing out
Get some RN
steve jobs died of ass cancer cause the moron kept his phone there
Or else
it’s like canes but better fr
what the hell is a zaxbys
yeah, i heard he was from sugondese too
umm
them zaxbys fries are immaculate as fuck dawg
Crispy fuckin chicken
hello?
have yall had bojangles
👋 
Hello
odd way to spell bolognese
My mother worked there when we lived in florida
dude i’m next door to alabama of course i’ve had bojangles
Best time to be alive
BRING THEM TO THE MIDWEST
'sup mate
Oh no
Dude
I AM FUCKING WITHDRAWING FROM BOJANGLES
nah it’s our only solace from eternal swamp ass down here
I had to stop myself from pulling into a gas station
I join this server to get some advice for mods
and getting some reds tonight
we cannot share the good ass food places
Wut do u have in mind
greedy bastard
and I'm from korea
We are losing McDonalds here becus of gang crime
we all greedy bastardsw
hello
Haha
shush midwesterner, be cursed with Culver’s for eternity
I like Culvers
your objective: krill kitten yahoo
Our drive thru has boarded up windows
maccas sucks tho
And it's a small town according to america
Bojangles fries have to have an illicit drug in them
i miss chichi's
ong so expensive and shitty for what
aye
at least when the big macs were cheap i could excuse the shittiness
I saw chichis chips in a bag at a toolstore
if i want a burger i’ll go to kfc
No idea why
I like their fried ice cream
I'm try to make city with NPC, without zombies
zaxbys and taco bell are the ONLY fast food places EVER
WHAT DO YALL KNOW ABOUT THEM RIPITS
Taco bell is ass
What build of the game are you playing
I can make that shit at home
nah, your opinion is wrong
most fast food is ass
rips ass*
Thanks for reminding me to do that
no problemo
a lukewarm-hot ripit while you’re in the middle eastern sands is like liquid gold i’ve heard
What is a ripit
It
literally fucking is
Gods greatest energy drink
Has anyone here also done whipits
I hope every bottle of ketchup you use the top comes
for eternity
Noooo
@abstract wraith @abstract wraith @abstract wraith
Bro
DO YOU REMEMBER THE WHIPIT ADDICT
Umm
Make it so that all ketchup bottles he touches only squirt out ketchuo water
whipits are so fucking stupid genuinely
I wish i had some good stuff to huff rn
oh nice
I just get PZ 6days ago
What is a whipit
So I don't know anything about it
Is it the whipped cream flavorer thing
nothing nice bro
He’s a sergeant now
nitrous oxide...laughing gas
Check your beta status, if it isn't on b42 it's stable and u need bandits mod
He’s doing good
Ooooooh
kills brain cells
How did bro get 5
Deep ass voice gas
Dude he has a girlfriend and he’s on his way to 6
thanks
Bros life is going well nice
Bro turned around
holy fucking turnaround bro how did he pull that
Turned a new leaf
Shit opened a third eye
Hello
Shit English is so difficult
How r y’all
It’s not
y'all talking enlisted shizz?
This guy was cool as fuck
Yeah.
but like
If anyone can swear upon the gas it's him
Did you forget the quarter
Love him to death
I'm Korean
Welcome Korean Man.
More shitbag than the shit I had to scoop from my dog?
Is there any Korean in here?
This dude would literally come home and do nothing but go to strip clubs, drink, and do whipits and Steroids all day.
So
Likely
LMAO
north korean
How does one stay alive doing that
Every.. day?
i’m going to zaxbys tomorrow for lunch fasho
Literally every day.
what the fuck
lol you asked
lmao
i love how he spoke perfect english until he heard NK
I actually like DMZ koreans
ahahhahaha
yk, the ones born in the DMZ
and both sides fight over
(this isn't actually a thing btw)
NK is essentially the asian epstein island...only more west world
no wdym we all know about the koreans born in the DMZ. yknow the place littered with landmines and death
Wut
is there any middle school students here?
lol oh wow
wat.
holy cow
HOLD ON
?
fr
indeed

Bro just rolled up like this
Fr
For the mines
Actually insane
I would not be parental approved
transformers one is cinema
what if mates an old man
@umbral berry You can't be saying that bro
that would be even worse
they never did approve me...
that was my intiial thought
lmao
Why
He's Korean he might not know
yo what the fuck that caught me so off guard lmao
he clearly knows
ait
No.
Me?
He might just be really bad at english
exposing your very very young age online is always dangerous
Beat him with hammers
Hold on
don't do that mate
I'm bored.
Must've stabbed er 50 fuckin times🗣️
I'm warming up the branding iron just in case
I love this song lol
영국처럼 공공장소에서 어린 애들한테 물어보는 건 정말 이상해.
I know it's not your time but bye bye😭
Oh spy languageQ!
AND A WORD TO THE WISE WHEN THE FIRE DIES
i'm calling NSA
Oh shit I'm sorry
Everybody's gotta die sometime
Umm
Haha frr
LOl now he gets it
Lmao
damn that’s some good korean, did you google translate that shit or what?
LMAO
My father stationed in korea
dude that’s awesome holy
I can sing every single song by avenged sevenfold
그의 이름으로 요청해 보세요, 그 후에 바보.
Peak knowledge
naw i'm back to suspect
Knows korean and a7x
The only thing I know in other languages is curses
영어는 나이가 들면서 더 쉬워질 거야, 걱정하지 마. 사실 아주 간단한 언어야. 그건 거짓말이지만 알잖아.
I'm not an idiot
elif air ab tizak sharmoota
You had my heart, at least for the most part🗣️
dude’s probably just looking for other people his age to play zomboid with and doesn’t know the dangers of the internet
Korea has a very safe internet so yea
or we have a bigger problem
true!
No where on earth is safe
I like danger
why do you think i collect knives
Feeling fear is how i know I'm alive and want to live
LMAO
whatd he say
bro that was NOT necessary lol
cake is evil and stinks
stop saying this
I had to warn him about the Ewomen
ic
Know I'm going to change my nickname to English
I have the perfect name for you.
Sorry bro
every asian country i have been to has buy me drinky girls....they translate to the web easily
What
Sum Ting Wong
i immediately thought "asshat"
alright bro
Don't worry, I say it with the utmost respect.
No one will doubt the name here.
You will fit right hin.
What the hell is that
Lmao
omg bro this dude is hilarious
No I don't want that
LMAO
I will explain rq

nah blade he aint falling for yo shit
watch it's the feds and someone here is about to get swatted
its sounds like "something wrong" and its a reference to an old news broadcast
I have another Korean name
its also vaguely "asian" sounding
영어에서 어떤 이름들이 재미있게 들릴 수 있다는 것을 이용한 표현입니다. 영어로는 '무언가 잘못되었다'처럼 들립니다.
to people that dont know any se asian languages
how about "GoonMaster"
like your a mob boss
I know
Bro my friend has her pronouns as "Gooner/Goonself" she's fucking cooked bro
pronouns is such a bad word these days
Wait she's not also army?
In Korea, it's kind of meme
I have civilian friends.
I tend to avoid her simply based on her age but there really is basically noone else who uses a mic on halo
He's ignoring my name suggestion🥀🥀🥀
Oh so she's a gamer friend not an actual friend
hell i would too bro
Real
that’s so funny
who wouldnt wanna be "GoonMaster69"
I added crusader and bro won't even play games with me haha
mob boss
German servers this german servers that
I prefer hellscape nameplates
Bro can't just not lag
Do anyone want to recommend my English nickname
I commented like "Nah this is chopped Sis, this is going straight to the recruiter"
fuck are you bakc on that chick
Ladiesman217
Fucking trust me.
yes bro that’s elite
Yeah that's fire
100% drip
what if they gay
Okay I will trust you this time
YES
Mansman
Gentlemansman217
lfg
YESSSS
LOL
im already the goon queen
queen goon of goonisus
i been chosen to be the 4th goon squad member
oh god
MINOR
wat?
please stop with that shit
-w-
then what do you want me to say.
nothing mate
Sing for us
they are literally called the gooners!
no gooning allowed
by a flock of seaguls
whats that
these kids will appreciate our gatekeeping one day
flatcaps are peak hatwear
am i not allowed to be the fourth goon member anymore ;w;
babbbbbyyyyyy shark doo doo doo
but nice ass
You've never heard "I Ran" by a flock of seagulls?
Low-key hate fighting the goons on customs
no
brand new peeps wouldnt know 80's
i probably killed you a couple times, the goon queen has her unique gun to kill anyone with a deagle
Um sir i listen to cole porter
hey
Whatup
That's before everyone's time here i think
me with my obscure russian song i have no understanding of
fire ass song btw
I search it on google
I was too busy dying to naked pmcs with tts
do you ahve the black lung pop?
Ok?
This wipe is harsh man
stink hates it when i use the word goon in the sense of henchmen
Lmao
Does it set your ass on fire
he has been brainrot converted
I'll play Tarkov when they add the M240B
Not OK
nah not really
what’s wrong with Ladiesman217?
Wdym? It's literally a PEAK Nickname
Damn..😔
lol told ya
what yall know bout that queens of the stone age
What do yall know about The Clash
What abt ak50
goon queen doesnt even make sense in that context mate
goons are lower ranks
that the Misfits were better
its like being "king of the idiots"
What y'all know about kissing ass so u can get better food at restaurants
Umm search it on google
it’s a transformers reference? that’s it bro
bayverse
it’s not bad, it’s peak

Oh I need to take English class
In english it means you are a man for the ladies
it's a solid tranformers reference too
It's a great reference
Bye
but he's in 8th grade
Bro doesn't know peak....
Damn goons
fr
i dont think an 8th grader would want "ladiesman127" as his user lmao
chasing away the strays
True
Fine then
even if its a tf 1 bayverse reference
I'll take it.
tell that to the goon squad, they pretty baller
Wait
Make ur name DeathKiller377
What the fuck
Like an old xbox 360 name
We can't change our nicknames
literally 1984
Hehehehaw
Actually fucking Garbage
those who survived
"ThrashedLettuce113"
you're close to vet river
those who open the door for strangers (its respectful)
Yo that is tight
hai river
SweatySock978
tacodestroyer522
corruptedNASDAQ911
that’s tight asf cant lie
CursiveRussian64
true to life as well
Its 3am
yo where my insomniacs at
Right here bro
1am here
what the fuck am i doing with my life
we’re watching the sunrise once again!!!
endeavour question, have you had any visual stuttering with the latest packages?
I'm waiting for the world to end
4:03 am and counting
got cheap tickets
sorry for ping
SAME
EST gang
Indiana gang
west caost for lyfe
damn, barely even a great laker
indeed indeed unfortunately i have actually been living in the real world and thus been less active
tf even goes on in indiana fr
Absolutely fuckin nothing
Corn grows
Fucking literally
fair enough lmao
It's so god damn boring
indiana has two cities that are constantly murder capitols OF THE WORLD
the highlight of my day is literallyw ork.
damn, at least we got peaches and peanuts
I literally am excited to go to work.
Yall got Terre Haute tho
because I actually fucking
what have you been up to?
can do something.
georgia gang4life
I live right south of it.
south bend savages
Terre Haute visits are the peak moments
4th of July by Soundgarden
black hole sun is a good one
My dad and my grandpa raced lawnmowers there lmao
soundgarden is peak dawg
everything pink floyd
that’s just a classic
pink floyd doesn’t miss
Bladezstorm by Vivziepop
Dude this song
WHAT
LMAO
wtf
preparing to move, finishing some other work, and spending time with my girlfren
you guys know Far Apart?
yippe!
negative i'm more slipknot NIN
"Eyes without a Face" by Billy Idol
HAHAHAH yeah Hazel is a local band
Hazel by Far Apart, idk any bands called Hazel lol
oh lol never mind
go give them a listen trust
"Seperate Ways" (Worlds Apart)
far apart k
Man am i feeling so much better now
50 Million Year Trip by Kyuss
Journey is nothing but heat
For reall
I listen to it with Firefights Overlayed
Just chill music to vibe too
LMAO
yeah unfortunately the hazel far apart is not my kinda jam
California dreamin type shit
that’s fair
sharrrriiiiiaaaaaaa
classic
Lamb of god
Pretty sure it's chirstisan? I could be very wrong on this
no no no they are most definately not
what yall know bout The Association
clarity?
I don't are they on Spotify
they’re on apple music so yeah prob
I'll try em out
Real

thinking of doing a burn ward victim run
So, when we gonna play l4d2 versus
Blud most be doing the bai mountain custom map fr
Lava hot take, l4d2 is a mid game that's overstated to be the goat because of l4d(1)
Hence why its mid
I never finished it
Hey fellas
I don't like the gunplay, weapons feel bleh at best
Where do you find a cow with no legs
I mean, yeah
It's a coop game without the coop part
Not the intended way to experience the game
One could say
Friendslop
But nah, I can see it being fun solo
Its just I don't like it/find it fun
Fair
Hey fellas
Not that I want my weapon power fantasy to be ironman
Why don’t scientists trust atoms
You're comparing it with today's standards. L4D is retro.
But you're giving me weapons that have ass recoil for no reason other than wasting your time
And creating a sense of dread/terror that isn't there
Why?
@toxic hawk new season
@ moderator
No, the last type of game of roughly the same category/execution I played was No More Room In Hell, maybe even Killing Floor 2, but that doesn't go on a objective basis
No more room in hell is a certified classic
L4D is 2008...
World War Z is one that I would've liked to play when it launched, every time I see gameplay of it feels fun, but I don't care enough to buy it, and much less have the group to make it shine

Oh yeah, obligatory 2005 was 20 years ago comment
WWZ is alright. Pretty fun and yes, better with friends. Pubbies are a mixed bag and get especially hair-pull frustrating with CN players and their modded profiles.
Fuck dude, the fact that we are talking about 2000-2010 games as relevant is INSANE
Hey guys why did the child bring a ladder to elementary
Who, unsurprisingly, have no idea how to use the max-level classes they modded in.
guh
Cuz he wanted to go to high school
You're not supposed to encourage him.
Until next time
Shush

Where did Joe go when he got lost in a minefield
Where?
this creme brulee ice cream is really good
I gonna pin you on floor like hunters for that
im averse to friendslop
it would be great if mp games were made well
instead of games slapping mp onto them for more cash
I mean, a lot of what people call friendslop are the type of games where the idea is the MP
Like, I don't think LC had MP tacked on
That was kinda the whole gig
project zomboid is friendslop
