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if multiplayer does not drop im going to airout there office if it does not drop within a 2 week period
Unit Shirt
wrd
i love you alcohol
im gonna secually molest everybody there
No, I just use it cause it's mandatory at work
Bro I am about to slurp you down full homo
me to twin
yes

Uppy is a potato
ew
kapow
I remember this movie vaguely
Spy kids I think
which spykids
Hello is this discord still active in bannerlord multiplayer?
dude WHAT
what is a bannerlord
I love thier pronouns
Blue hair and pronouns
chat does it get better
no
i thought so
probably not
i would say it gets considerably worse
well i reckon its that time of year
life has been dialed down to 70%, you get used to it
dial it down to 0%
turn the volume down i cant see shit brother
good luck my guy
hey man i got 10 more years
i wanna be 27 before that happens
Hello Sean
27 club
Balls 183
Waugh
!ban @eternal flax
Jiffy is guilty of 7 counts of 1st degree murder
no one is innocent
i like talking to my grandma
Monkeh

regular milk
I hate how thicc it is here
Maybe i just like the taste of black coffee 
Real
Papa I'm a real boy
Bitter ass drink š
Blink 182
š„¶
Maybe u like drinking ur tar flavored beverage just to feel something
nah thatās insane
Adams song
I love coffee
Yo
OHHhHh eMmMz gErerR give me it
I'm the opposite
Bozo
hello dutch van der linde of the critically acclaimed red dead redemption two and red dead redemption
Coffee makes me not want to kill someone in early mornings
How r u
waiting for u to make a plan
The plan is to get Latina baddies
Nah uh
Real
Nah that's tasty as hell
before my coffee i am a numb super soldier willing to rid the world of an army for 5 more minutes of sleep
Hi
you know you donāt have to torture yourself, it wouldnāt hurt to put some milk in your coffee
i would rather have a million dollars
Rather a bit too much than too thin
Ngl
It's healthier
Yeah fr
Give me that money Sean
I can't even donate blood 
Customize Revolver
why donate when u can steal
From a person who 85% of its self hate came from his weight, I disagree
whats the other 15
Just existing
For the lore dutch
because he drinks black coffee
kapow

Damn š
True....
Ferb I know what we're gonna do today
lol
i rawdog life i donāt need caffeine to function
so real for this
we stay ballin
enjoy that, idk how to function enough
I mean I drink soft drinks but other than that, same
you know, organs are free, you can just walk up to people and take them while they sleep
caffiene just points me in the right direction
I have 12 livers at home
True
thatās part of finding your way through life bro
you shouldnāt need to rely on somebody to show you the way
Soda drinker!
Yup
it is an addictive chemical
Soda š¤¤
caffeine mentioned
Soda energy drinks
i love addictive chemicalsš¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
Hard energy drinks
i love ciggies
F tier
Hard soda
I hate sodas
Cigs!!!
Im so gettings ciggies tomorrow
I can't fucking function anymore without them fr
give this man a maple rootbeer
I roll my own cigs
I can no longer thug this shit out sober
Like a fuckin baller
->
it sounds fun to roll cigs
which is 24/7?
Prolly
you need cigarettes?
Beer is an hell yeah
ive been thugging out stress for 17 yrs
I'm not always super stressed yk
i donāt need cigs or anything man
i do not need your puny cigarettes
i meditate
its only after a really bad day at work.
Bro has seen some shit tho
I am, WOOOOOOOO!
Yea also
Compared to y'all
I've seen the shit
oh yeah hes army
i still get heart palpitations though
š„
army.. i think?
only thing i rely on is the occasional coke
Ya
He isn't a crayon eater
coca cola⦠right?
Royal Cola better
Love to the US military industrial complex
RC cola FUCK YEAH!!!!
iāll leave for you to decide
Maepple and me could never get along in person because I'm a warmonger and they are a very soft spoken autstralian
š„
either way itās the white powder iām dependent on if i need a pick me up
I love drugs when I'm in a good mood but they can turn shit
I used to want to go into the military, then shit happened, and yeah; I know I wouldn't be able to handle that.
thatās only if iām operating on about 5 hours of sleep or less
Yall.. look for these
I'd rather be softly spoken over go on about trauma. :3
Aw ur so sweet
Been eating those since i was lil
I love them
I could just pet you all day
what
I dont need a woman all I need is a basement full of nacho cheese combos
Im joking
smh
That's only ever happened once
Bro will hear a firecracker and crack a neck
had me excited for a moment.
Lmaoo
LMAOOO
No
real shit
I was sitting a BK with my bro who also went
and some kid started screaming
and I literally had flashbacks
LMAO
I couldn't imagine artillery nonetheless gun fighting
I ate a snack that looked like these, they were meant for constipations and I learned only when my dad noticed me eating some
i jumped up from a beeper alarm and nearly punched my damn phone
"I can see the Children floating in the river"
a fucking ad with a beeper alarm
you seem like bundles of joy today
Uh uh?
I'm 17, now kill this man
I am glad I have Aphantasia at times.
YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP
drowning pool sucks
the psychostick version is better
everytime i check this chat i get another labotomy
What is a Labotomy
Keep watching

Keep consuming media
I would genuinly like someone who will say that
You are the product
I doubt what I've seen is comparably not that bad.
Become the downfall of your fellow compatriots š£ļø
actually what the hell are you blabbing about
sir you are metaconsuming media right now
Say that? I'll do that bbg
you canāt escape it
What the sigma
hell cake
@neat moat what in ohio
oh god, I got curios and tried looking up rizz in gif and my mind instantly went to type minecraft just to see what kind of shit they came up with and its the damn villager

i hated that scene it made me so uncomfortable
quick someone wingman me
what do you want 
Skibidi gyatt no rizz
the thing is
the guy also speaks very fluent english
Life has reached a new peak for real
Sigma Ohio Gyatt Massive Rizz Taper Fade
||it always has been this way||
I'm trying my best
anyways
I'm not 12
y'all literally who is this š
back to dungeoning it
L
when do you get embed perms
I love eating movies
what level
Baby ryan gosling mmmm my love
@cerulean basin hey twin who even are you
you can't either, what kinda friendly fire are you doing
books are my favorite
yk what hell yeah
Im like 5 exp away
idk somebody here just randomly sent me a friend request and im tryna find out who they are
š
This is my second time reaching survivor
I thought we were consuming media
probably a bot
most likely
iām gonna send another one to confuse things
Search bar From: USERNAME
maybe
not for long, quick tell the mods!
What happened the first time?
I deleted the acc
you had too many simps
how come?

To get away from people
Skib
I did the same

i find it funny that the modern world uses buzzwords like āfeedā and āconsumeā and āslopā to describe social media. like pigs out of a trough. freud would suggest oral fixation, maybe?
I deleted my original account that was made in 2016.
I hate everyone who isn't a fan of monster
omnamnamnamnam
Ong
pretty much
We could be bees.
what a monster
Flashbacks
I care about everyone <3
I can see it still
If you guys get shot
I can help!
That's just a bad sign.
real
I never saw the video
grab that powdered coagulant
NOOOOO
You frggin monster
The tiktok cutting board incident was worse back in the day

Youch
wheres a mod where you need them i need them to pull out the bot annihlator 3000 on @cerulean basin
ping moderators
in before they were just sleeping
best way to train welding in B42?
okay bet
I need a mod to teach me a lesson (pls god no
I'll teach you a lesson <3
should i actually just ping the role though or am i going to get deleted for it
why have we got freaky chat.
You wanna learn some battle drills <3
this is Degeneral chat
dude itās literally in the rules
we always freaky
gurt i no longer like males
Get your mind out of the gutter
honestly i donāt blame you
<@&671452400221159444> somone is reporting a bot
Yes teach me the art of destruction
Fine but you gotta let me hit
the art of shredding
you in sparring
mods, evaporate gurt
You can hit me all u want
Mods turn akirun into a marketable plushie
where did they touch you. Show it on this bear š§ø
Idk why these freakzoids have their minds in the gutter
mods turn cake into a salad
iām not big on violence
that would be cool but iām worrisome of the jar people
What thats too far
š§ø (the whole bear)
š
I might reenlist if I get a place by the end of the next quarter
Not stable rn tho
okay bro
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
what did they do exactly, youll need proof
I WONT REENLIST IN PEACETIME
iām fine with violence in games and movies
Enlist*
aww what a cutiā NOOOOOOOOO
i eat that shit up
Typo mb
BUT ON GOD I HAVE THE RECRUITER ON SPEED DIAL
oh the bot thing? it sent me a friend request, i accepted it and went into the dms and got zero response
but i disagree with genuine violence as a whole
I LITERALLY TAKE MY RECRUITERS OUT TO DINNER
.....
I dont want to fight but it sounds fun a lil bit
youre an idiot
arent we all
looks like they did nothing but send a fr?
wanted to ping mods bc someone didnt respond to you fast enough
uggggggghhhhhhhh can we just nuke them ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Are y drunk again blade
Hotline Miami hurt me
I don't drink very often so no.
On the level with the explosion
Are y high
haha i get the ref
I don't do drugs so no.
GOOD
I think they gave him the combat meds
I'm naturally this unhinged.
Ironically
All NATTY BABY
Normal person
LIGHTWEIGHT
Hotline Miami is anti violence story
i did say iām fine with violence in media
A good game just so funny to me
This is gonna sound weird
Well the explosion hurting my ears says the opposite
I don't like Violence against innocent people
Real. That shit is too loud
Why yes I do like hurting people.
but I LOVE dishing out violence to those who deserve it.
phew
peacefully blungdoning the man to death with a diatribe on why violence is inherently self destructive
It seems all you see today is violence in movies and se- on tv!ā
If they shoot they can get shot?
Finally after several months and plenty of time doing part time jobs i can play pz again! Last time my hard drive broke while playing build 42
But where are all those good old fashioned values on which we used to relyyyy
Lucky theres a family guyyy
Yea something like that
I imagine the restraint y'all gotta have with REAL idiots pushing limits
āultra-violent offsprings of gore
what do they keep living for?
ooh, sexandviolence!ā
i imagine you laughing like the joker behind your screen

Simply because someone had the bright idea to detonate a SVEST at the gate and everyone went "Quick rush the C-17s"
Fuck no sir
Hell no
The ones that diden't do the violence in game got a slightly better ending
Get off my god damn runway
why
laughing at mass murder?
Laughing?
oh god imma cringe š©
try not to be edgy challenge
oh boy..
Laughing?
iām gonna stop now
Genocide lmao
-gwyn ds1
?
who wanna play
are we serious
Man people do NOT understand coping mechanisms
i did say i didnāt like violence
Break the fuggin rules and wonder why the US military is put on a leash
I should leave before I get caught up in the 1800s saloon barfight
iām not dogging you for it, but people are gonna think itās strange regardless
I don't really care ngl.
Hey whoever throws the first punch gets free scotch
yeah iām sure youāre chill itās just not a topic that goes down well with me
I don't laugh at it. It's truly a Tradgedy. But it's LITERALLY the only way to cope with the fact it happened
LMAO
He is chill
I do laugh at plenty of other violence though
Bros been thru more and is more straight than me
More...Straight?
okay, cool. i just thought you were disregarding it entirely š
more war makes more gayer
Not like that
We're all gay here
Bruv I've picked children out of rivers š„ the whole HKIA debacle was extremely fucked up.
Is that freddy fazbear
Har har harr har
But literally like, you gotta live w this shit somehow
yikes, iām sorry you had to go through that
and so I laugh
the bite of 87
and flirt.
Yeah my stomach hurts now
I flirt with everyone.
That was sad man
even minors? woww

averages 90s bodybuilder
(theyāre totally natty)
that shit will ruin you

Root beer candy is peak
roo beeeer
You put a whole marsupial in this beer?

what u getting there
idk
mres
how buggy is b42 is it really bad or is it ok

any mods worth grabbing that are QOL, for new players?
gimme a drink bartender
only the best of sustenance
Uh oh

"I follow the law" 
i was probably 16 yoinked a couple beers out the fridge one night
it was chocolate flavor though
how buggy is b42 is it really bad or is it ok
I smoke weed in PA

Hehehe
maybe chocolate liquor just tastes like shit
I grind that shit up on my porch

hard to quantify considering experiences are prone to variation

"We saw no signs"
real
i dont think theres an issue tasting alcohol or having a low percentage beer or two at a younger age tbh
its a little quirky š¤Ŗ
my dad let me drink a beer with him when i was...very young
i think that prevents one from being too overeager
fr
guys is 2 times more xp too much
its it better to slowly introduce kids to alcohol to teach them safe driving instead of having them figure it out as an adult
also making it like a cool illigal thing to do
play with the settings u want mate
Had some good times with my friends before i went away
ok
Had some silly i wish i didn't do that moments too
I'm envious man
im a humble man
Do I dare eat it
A beer at 7 hits hard
it tastes fine actually
yeah he wasnt shy about letting me experience alcohol as a boy, but only in small amount
W dad
hard turd?
A 30 pack
chocolate
Easy
age
250 ml yeah
unknown
it went up to one beer
I had an easier time with liquor than beer
then i was legal so he didnt care
Ngl
fair
early trophy
Drip squad
advanced interrogation techniques
lol i think i liked guinness more than chocolate liquor
ofc dude
The fuck is chocolate liquor
chocolate liquor is ass
Sounds pricey
chocolate liquor is meant to be mixed with other alcohol
its gross man dont
alcoholic lichor
I drink 9 dollar fiths of vodka haha
not be chugged
who is a chocolate licker?
its still ass
who tf is chugging liqueurs
those you can
Not a ton tho that's how u die haha
my mom gave me it straight and told me it tasted like chocolate
chocolate, not advised cause its flavor is too sweet
she lied to me
Ur mom is evil
there's also ube liqueur
For some reason this felt offensive to say
there's a liqueur for almost every flavor
chocolate, coffee, ube, strawberry, vanilla, coconut, orange
there's also a special orange liqueur
which is blue
but its mainly for presentation
Gold sloggy is my favorite flavor liquor wise
So spicy
it doesn't do anything else as its literally just food coloring lmao
People will pay 60 bucks for blue whiskey
My first question is why is there fucking blue whiskey
haha i remember my dad gave me an entire glass of cinnamon jack once and it put me off of booze through my whole childhood lmao, that shit works
Uhoh
Femboys and german twinks?
You will literally get alcohol poisioning if you are not focused.
DO not ask me how I know.
I will try this
Wait I prolly shouldn't becuz i may have a problem rn
whiskey orange juice
It literally tastes like a taste.
whats the ratio damn it
1:1

Dude its so fucking weird
I guzzle it at the gas station
Like mad dog and fruit punch
?
Or is it rly that op
Magic juice
Dude I got my CSM sloshed because I gave him a Thermos full of it
Make life bright again with couplabeers
Dam bro was gone
I STILL drink it to this day
This could be used against someone who rly like orange juice
I literally I have to avoid buying orange juice when I buy Whiskey because my brain will straight up go "Mix them pussy"
I'm so glad i don't have that shit rn
It doesn't taste like orange juice.
hold on
@abstract wraith Do you remember my Orange Juice Gentlemen Jacks Mix?
How fucking
It was just, a Taste?
Oh god
Literally
LMAO
Deez nuts
LMAOOOOOOOO
Gottem
Really think about it
These guys doing devious things
deez nu-
@raw rock deep one Eddieās, captain morgan, pineapple juice
About time someone beat him
Oh my god
im a humble old man
i pass the torch
Since before time had a name
Ninjago
Those shrimp tacos that we made that night fucked
I remember getting SO fucking wasted dude
insane dude
Fr
No no not Letourneaus house
ninjago is sick as fuck
Your house
My sister is a shithead
Mr stinkman
Real
Those tacos were bussin
Shrimp tacos? Who was the GENIUS that got those
That show is fire
yeah, man?
Rogot man is my G
are you allowed inside of chinashops
Me and Snig basically started our friendship right after the Deployment
He was dating my sister
thats a myth brother
so he went
I cooked the shrimp tacos
"What do you want babe"
I know
so we went and got shrimp tacos
Yeah she was a cunt
U sir are a G
and my sister went "Eugh it has sour cream"
No no
or what was it
Not sour cream
She didnāt like that it had avocado on it
I was liken
thats not even a myth, its a fucking metaphor
Super food
even worse
Avocado is barely even a fucking taste
I genuinely don't remember that night much
Its basically a texture
It's a style at this point
dude cant handle the thick creamy texture of a ripe avocado
I see it on everything
I just fucking drank all night
I do like guacamole tho
it tastes fresh and green, with a slight fattiness
If i keep smoking i won't taste shit
Dude Iām not even gonna lie she got mad at me that you threw the plate
Shit made no sense
stink hates metaphors
I love my sister but god damn does she piss me off so fuckin much
what is it
Shout out to her breaking up with me by ghosting me btw
idk the movie
ghosting culture needs to stop. It's so toxic
i have seen american movies
but have you seen a scary movie
9 is a decent movie
The peeing out a finger movie?
uh idk if thats in it
killer rpbot is cliche. But the characters and setting is really well done
The ring parody
and the monsters were cool
I think there were many spoof ones actually
its a parody of scream and i know what you did last summer afaik
Of the same creators
its a franchise
Yeah
@abstract wraith
wait theyre still making scary movies?
Me
think so
doritos and an arnold palmer holy shit iām living rn
"I think I miss my pet"
I didn't miss my pets badly until I looked at pics
I miss someone very dearly right now.
I'll never buy cheap medicine again.
I hate that I ruined what I had.
you should feel bad
Dam
I would literally flay myself alive to go back a year.
i miss the penjamin
I would literally endure all of Humanities suffering upon myself for the rest of time
just to go back a year.
to stop myself from messing up.
My penjamin is out rn
I made a stake
idk if youd go that far, maybe reel it back a bit
I got the yart at least
was it a good steak?
I would easily go that far.
My thoughts are
There is always a worse mistake to make
If she asked me too, I would literally break both my legs for this woman.
we can be bees!
what was the worst pain you've ever endured?
Mental or Physical.
i broke my wrist in second grade that was a pretty bad one
physical
oh oh oh...getting my ear tubes pulles out...while awake
second was a motorcycle accident
I have had a solid tube of flesh taken out of my leg by a bike handle.
nice
She would be PISSED
man this arnold palmer slapping different
I already asked her.
Yeah but with your legs broken you canāt chase her cause sheās GONE
release this hotfixš
Eh yeah thats not fun
SHES NOT GOT
You keep saying āeurgh eurghā
āI wanna go backā
You canāt
You canāt change it
You canāt fix it
Im going to fix this.
keep spittin yo shit Snig š„š„
The same way Brook is gone for me sheās GONE
She isn't gone.
How so
hello
seems like he has hope
First?
No?
I got her right as she woke up
Ethan pfp?





