general_chat

[harsh vault]

whatever they called

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-tf2-it-could-be-you-it-could-be-me-spy-gif-23428031

[toxic relic]

its funny cause of that type of media did release during the cold war

[karmic jetty]

the thing

amogus

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

why isnt he green

[livid notch]

[toxic relic]

thats his uncle

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-helldivers-hop-on-helldivers-gif-10792520614381073397

[toxic relic]

earth barry

theyre all the same age and look the same

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

except glorp barry is green cause he eats a lot of paint

[karmic jetty]

barry is proud glorpian

[toxic relic]

he glorps every day

[twin bear]

Not a stalker smh

We can't be fren

If ur not a stalker

[toxic relic]

i wish i could post the glorping emote but only bill gets away with it

[livid notch]

Lots of green crayons yum

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Marines are coming

[bronze moat]

I have Arnie in Skyrim 🙂

[toxic relic]

arnold is a loser

[karmic jetty]

me at the stalker convention only to see nerds

[toxic relic]

the stalker convention?

is that like alcoholic anonymous

but for stalkers

[karmic jetty]

yes

[toxic relic]

stalker? i hardly

[karmic jetty]

they discuss the best meta

[karmic jetty]

we do know er

[twin bear]

Get to the choppa

[karmic jetty]

too much infact

[toxic relic]

stalker meta

[toxic relic]

HAHHA fr

[twin bear]

Where

[toxic relic]

up your butt

and around the corner

[twin bear]

I wish

I mean

[toxic relic]

its ok to be gay

[twin bear]

Wrong reply 🗣️

[bronze moat]

My axe man is Arnie Schwartz. Traumatized by heli events

[karmic jetty]

is there a gay anonymous

[twin bear]

What the heli

Anyone wanna play Daggerfall mp

[toxic relic]

a support group to do what exactly?

if alcoholics anonymous is to stop drinking what would that be

[karmic jetty]

orm

[twin bear]

I wanna go to gay bars but

[toxic relic]

gay bars are peak

[twin bear]

Lotta guys that are way hotter

[twin bear]

Makes me feel like that one song paralyzer

[toxic relic]

bear nights

[karmic jetty]

paralyzer

[toxic relic]

do they do bear night? go then

i hardly

[maiden nymph]

Hah gay (me too)

[toxic relic]

can move

[languid geode]

you must be 25 to play THIS GAME!

[twin bear]

I don't mind bears, but I feel more comfortable with smaller guys cuz I'm fragile

And scared of ppl

[karmic jetty]

bear nights are when u go camping in the woods

[toxic relic]

theyre gentle man

sad

[twin bear]

Plot twist the whole world was gay

[languid geode]

anyway back to the void gamers, may yae surviv

[maiden nymph]

Is this bait

[toxic relic]

theres a movie about this

[karmic jetty]

wat

[twin bear]

Just feels intimidating

[toxic relic]

no

[neat moat]

never get a cold when around super sprinters

[twin bear]

Especially when I'm considered a bottom

Or wtv it's called

[karmic jetty]

why are u telling us this

[toxic relic]

wdym "considered"

[maiden nymph]

“Achoo!”
Meme with 4 black guys behind a girl

[toxic relic]

what council decided this

[neat moat]

I hope they rework the desire mechanic cus getting a cold just cus its cold isnt scientifically accurate

[twin bear]

I'm submissive

[neat moat]

litteraly happened to me

[toxic relic]

thats not the same thing

[karmic jetty]

then gib me 20 clams rn

[neat moat]

sneezed and 7 of them jumped on me

[twin bear]

Oh its not

?

[toxic relic]

yeah its not

bottom and top are positions

[maiden nymph]

Yeah just find yourself a power bottom

Easy

[toxic relic]

sub and dom are attitudes/styles

[neat moat]

stink knows

[twin bear]

I feel like I'm a noob at these terms i feel like i shouldnt even be dating yet

[toxic relic]

i am a gay man

[toxic relic]

fair enuf

[bronze moat]

Smols need protec

[maiden nymph]

I have not been near a man or woman romantically at all

[twin bear]

Plus who is gonna cuddle to this

[maiden nymph]

I can be that one guy who gives decent advice while being alone

[toxic relic]

go to a gay bar and tell em you're new

[maiden nymph]

Chronically

[twin bear]

I need to get my id soon

Being 21 and looking 16 is not fun

[karmic jetty]

im 24 and look like a middle schooler bruh

[raw rock]

What the fuck is going on

We talking about Rizz?

[maiden nymph]

gay chat

Very gay chat

[raw rock]

I have plenty of chat

[maiden nymph]

Gay rizz

[polar kernel]

when she keep suckin but you a gangsta

[raw rock]

I have plenty of rizz

Both gay and Straight.

[stiff geyser]

People get very confused when I tell them my age smh

[bronze moat]

I’m almost 50 and if I don’t let my beard get all grown out and homeless looking, people tell me I look like I’m in my late 30s

[stiff geyser]

Gay chat???

[languid geode]

unexpected

[maiden nymph]

I’m 17 and they don’t ask for my ID when I buy wine and beer for cooking anymore

Chat am I cooked

[languid geode]

sorry back to the void

[raw rock]

My coworker told me I look 30 (I just turned 23)

[neat moat]

round is 17?

wild

[karmic jetty]

cooked

[polar kernel]

my coworkers call me unc

im 25

[maiden nymph]

Did you not know this

[karmic jetty]

fetus

[neat moat]

unc

[karmic jetty]

[maiden nymph]

UNC

[stiff geyser]

Dude you are ancient

[karmic jetty]

unc chip

[maiden nymph]

HAH

[polar kernel]

i am not... an unc....

[neat moat]

unc

[karmic jetty]

basically middle aged

[raw rock]

My friend calls me Unc

🥀

[twin bear]

What if i wanted to break🗣️

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/4isnothere-gif-2063988287470807997

[raw rock]

Even when I help her out on Halo

[maiden nymph]

Anyone older than me is “unc” anyone younger is “lil bro”

[raw rock]

🥀

[stiff geyser]

Literally me

[twin bear]

Halo mentioned

Which fuckin one

[raw rock]

All of them?

[twin bear]

Better not be infinite

[stiff geyser]

Should I put that wolf thing as my pfp?

[twin bear]

Pls god no

[maiden nymph]

unc

lmao

Anyone older than 20 is dead basically

[raw rock]

I've been playing Halo since I was like, 5

LMAO

[twin bear]

I may be biased but i enjoy 4 and under the most

[karmic jetty]

rood

[raw rock]

My first FPS title was Halo 2

[maiden nymph]

you’re old and creaky

[twin bear]

4 was weird and 5 is meh while infinite is good but missing alot

[maiden nymph]

old and creaky

[stiff geyser]

Yeah, life's over once you turn 20

[twin bear]

3 odst was my first halo i think

[karmic jetty]

ur a bebe

[raw rock]

At least Zozo kinda cute tho

[twin bear]

Could barely read

[maiden nymph]

that’s what I’m saying

[maiden nymph]

I don’t pay taxes

[twin bear]

Yet i walked the streets at night

[maiden nymph]

You’re jealous

[karmic jetty]

i dont either

[raw rock]

I have the "wow this guy has seen some shit" look about me

🥀

[maiden nymph]

Oh unemployed

Boowomp

[karmic jetty]

nah i am

[raw rock]

Dude after I got back from Kuwait people just stopped asking for my ID

🥀

[maiden nymph]

Typically happens to soldiers yeah

[raw rock]

Got that far away look about me ig

[maiden nymph]

They age 10 years on a 6 month deployment

[toxic relic]

Десять стрел

good album

[karmic jetty]

u didnt type that

[raw rock]

My friends only call me when they need help fighting people on GTA

[toxic relic]

im bulgarian brother

[maiden nymph]

I’m sorry for your loss

[toxic relic]

i have a cyrillic keyboard

[karmic jetty]

is that short for buldge

[maiden nymph]

Get better soon

[raw rock]

Otherwise they keep their party locked

and once the fight is over I am kicked

Is this a healthy friendship?

[maiden nymph]

Uh

No

No I think that’s not healthy at all

[raw rock]

If I get into their servers they literally hide away from me

🥀

[karmic jetty]

u are the goon of the group bruh

[raw rock]

hold on I'll prove it

[karmic jetty]

a minion

[raw rock]

They've literally been in the penthouse for over an hour and a half

[twin bear]

It's a vibe, I'm sorry i don't understand it even though I've translated a few verses 😔

[raw rock]

🥀

[karmic jetty]

have a bornana

[toxic relic]

fair enough mate lmao, i dont speak russian either

[maiden nymph]

Back when I was actually ok at csgo I would be summoned like mahoraga on my alt account when my friends were on a losing streak

It was so funny

[twin bear]

I like alot of russian and ukrainian music

[toxic relic]

i can just get the general idea cause bulgarian and russian are sort of similar

[twin bear]

Ah i see

That explains ur knowledge of the language

[toxic relic]

finnish folk?

[stiff geyser]

Kino is absolute kino

[toxic relic]

real

[raw rock]

Do not eat Keto bred

[maiden nymph]

somehow I found them through war thunder

[twin bear]

Love kino!

[stiff geyser]

Fr, I'd love to end folk music

[twin bear]

Kino der toten and nacht too

All three good

[toxic relic]

man you have the worst opinions, and thats coming from me

[karmic jetty]

what do these words mean

[twin bear]

German nasty zombies

[stiff geyser]

Call of Duty zombies maps

[twin bear]

I wish i cukf post mt gameplay but the flags

Dammit

So many symbols

[stiff geyser]

Kino der toten is "theatre of the dead" I think

I'm not German

[polar kernel]

yes

it is

[stiff geyser]

Well, I'm argentinian... But I don't speak German

[karmic jetty]

how would u know unc

[twin bear]

Guys peak came on

[karmic jetty]

peak like the name of the game

[twin bear]

Right after talking abt kino

[toxic relic]

kino is a weird word to use for that

[twin bear]

My favorite zone song rn

[stiff geyser]

Which one is that? Lol

[twin bear]

Relaxing guitar man song

To me

[stiff geyser]

The names mean nothing to me

[twin bear]

Also low-key cried to this before in the woods🗣️

[neat moat]

zozo is unc

[stiff geyser]

I should learn how to read that fr

[twin bear]

Bob the builder language

[karmic jetty]

ur not getting them fish pellets today

[pallid yarrow]

anyone know any good drinking mods in pz?

[toxic relic]

is kino the romanized word? lmao

[twin bear]

I wanna learn russian

[karmic jetty]

i want chocolate

[twin bear]

Suck at learning languages tho

[toxic relic]

its not too bad

sort of

[stiff geyser]

Same. For some magical reason I managed to learn perfect English but I struggle with any other language

I think it has to do with how useful English is. If you can't speak it, you become isolated from the rest of the world

[twin bear]

Is english hsrd

[stiff geyser]

I tried to learn Italian but I didn't have any use for it smh

[twin bear]

I feel like it's picking up the slang that sucks

[stiff geyser]

Nah that's easy

[twin bear]

I wanted to practice german with crusader but bro is always offline

[stiff geyser]

At least for me... I speak with a lot of people online and I'm always learning new words

Skibidi :D

I feel dirty now

[stiff geyser]

What were you planning to use German for?

The only use for German in my life is singing Rammstein songs

[twin bear]

To talk to german folks and possibly make friends that are german tbh

[maiden nymph]

skibidi rizz on that Ohio mogging while i fanum tax that gyatt

[stiff geyser]

Every German already speaks English

[maiden nymph]

The worst thing is I actually know what that means

[stiff geyser]

Smh

[stiff geyser]

Blocked

[toxic relic]

they also speak german

i think thats the main thing

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rammstein-gif-17078420225431670237

[maiden nymph]

Fair enough

[stiff geyser]

Why?

[twin bear]

Yeah i wanna talk to em in their native language

[toxic relic]

would i ask

[stiff geyser]

If you just want to make friends, you don't need that

[toxic relic]

so what

what if you want to

[stiff geyser]

That's why learning a language that isn't English so hard

[twin bear]

German is also tight

[stiff geyser]

There's no incentive smh

[toxic relic]

German is funny

[twin bear]

And i could rizz up a german twink

[stiff geyser]

Wow wow wow wow

[twin bear]

Possibly

[toxic relic]

you dont need one

your incentive could also be personal

[twin bear]

I never had an incentive to get fucked up

But i did hehe

[toxic relic]

fr

[stiff geyser]

Languages take years to learn

Decades even

[twin bear]

Growing as an adult has been tuff

Like not even gonna lie, this is way harder than i thought

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

i thought that was life

[toxic relic]

im so good at typing

[toxic relic]

it shouldnt be

[stiff geyser]

I forced myself to learn English just to play Fallout 3 lmao

[twin bear]

Hahaa

[onyx igloo]

well
it fucking is

[twin bear]

Fallout 3 is sick

[onyx igloo]

uhh

[stiff geyser]

I was constantly playing that game, being exposed to the dialogue

That'll never happen with another language

[lament nova]

i bought project zomboid but none of my friends have it and now im lonely as hell 🥲

[stiff geyser]

[lament nova]

singleplayer still fun tho

[twin bear]

U don't need friends

[toxic relic]

erhm what about watching the orignal japanese transformers armada

[twin bear]

For the game

[stiff geyser]

Gets stale after a while

[twin bear]

But some of us play I would be down if ur close to NA

[stiff geyser]

I dislike Japan

[toxic relic]

learn japanese just to understand the peak

[twin bear]

Vanilla only rn tho I'm tryna get better

[lament nova]

im unfortunately not lol

im a couple continents away

[toxic relic]

probably australian

[twin bear]

Ah that is unfortunate friend

[stiff geyser]

And I buy manga in Spanish. Argentinian spanish to be precise (it's hilarious as fuck)

[twin bear]

I stopped reading manga after bleach

[toxic relic]

bleach deez

[twin bear]

Got burned out too quick i think

[stiff geyser]

I'm buying JoJo

God I love JoJo

[toxic relic]

jojo siwa?

[onyx igloo]

i watched youtube videos in portuguese with ai

[stiff geyser]

I have a JoJo tattoo

UwU

[toxic relic]

portuguese isnt the same as spanish

[onyx igloo]

it was hilarious mainly because if anyone screamed the ai would go super high pitched

ik

[stiff geyser]

Holy shit she is younger than me

[toxic relic]

yeah man

[rain mango]

Ermmm what the sigma

@neat moat ohio?

[stiff geyser]

Almost the same smh

[onyx igloo]

sigma rizz?

[rain mango]

Gyatt uber cool

[toxic relic]

i like the meatcanyon jojo siwa video

[onyx igloo]

sigma alpha fart

[rain mango]

no

[twin bear]

Woah woah woah

[toxic relic]

what

[twin bear]

I didn't see this i think somehow

[toxic relic]

do you want a link?

[twin bear]

How r3he hell

Yeah ofc

[toxic relic]

sir yes sir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQyQZFEiNKQ

im not sure if you're old enough to understand the reference

[twin bear]

I grew up with that stupid bitch (no hate as a human but she weird

[toxic relic]

i mean the reference the video makes

its based on an event

[twin bear]

Oh then nah

But i did see her change ALOT

I'll have to check out this event

Prolly sus

I am NOT a baby

[toxic relic]

a woman got attacked by a chimp?monkey? and spoke on oprah about it

[twin bear]

Oh that

I didn't even see the reference i am dense wow

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Didnt a lady give a chimp zannies one time

And almost got slimed

Then asked how

[toxic relic]

no idea but people need to stop fucking with wild animals

humans have too much ego

[rain mango]

She did it on stage

Like full on yoinky sploinky’d herself infront of fans

😭

Shes a weirdo

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-siwa-karma-stare-submerge-water-gif-9944360634567094868

Demonic ass crackhead

She is NOT hard🥀

Do ppl even listen to her

[rain mango]

I dont think so

[twin bear]

Powder puff girls

Crazy pull

[toxic relic]

[rain mango]

Holeeeeey sheet

[twin bear]

@rain mango have u watched danny phantom

[rain mango]

Yes

My favorite ghost is the meat ghost

Theres alot of adult jokes with that one

[twin bear]

It's my favorite show made by that studio

[slow otter]

It's the yoinky sploinky 🤓

[twin bear]

I friggin watched that shit every night with tmnt

[rain mango]

Tmnt

Dream beavers…

[polar kernel]

dude

ive ate

5000 calories today

roughly

[rain mango]

Fa-

[twin bear]

This shit was 🔥 when i was like 10

[polar kernel]

im not fat im hot and funny

[twin bear]

I had a ton of old shows on dvd and vhs ngl

[rain mango]

Oh thats the 90s show

[polar kernel]

everyone wants me and im in good shape

no one will ever be as good as me i am the best there ever was or will be

[rain mango]

I wanna beee

[twin bear]

Truth

[rain mango]

The very best

There ever wassss

[polar kernel]

truth nuke

[twin bear]

Kaboooom

[rain mango]

Pokemon!

[polar kernel]

im wearing a sweatshirt and its 80 degrees outside

only the best of the best can do that

[patent vortex]

what is key to cancle action in this game?

[rain mango]

Oh you knows its trueeeee you teach and i teach youuu pokemonnn

[polar kernel]

boy i am not responding to that name 😭

[rain mango]

i loved indigo league growing up

And the first pokemon game

Pokemon red

I always picked charmander

[polar kernel]

pokemon ranger on my ds while my parents had marriage ending arguments>>>>

[rain mango]

I was in my living room singing along to pokemon and sailor moon while my parents were planning a divorce

[polar kernel]

2008 housing crisis maxxing

[rain mango]

Literally spot on

[patent vortex]

Anyone know hotkey for cancle current action? I accidentally started bandaging with dirty bandage

[polar kernel]

just sprint

it stops it lol

[patent vortex]

not if its on your arm

[polar kernel]

im talking full sprint

like alt sprint

[river magnet]

Someone give me their spiffo plush

[polar kernel]

directly into a wall maybe even

[river magnet]

I want one but dont wanna pay 100 dolalrs

[rain mango]

Fuck nuggets i want one too

[patent vortex]

is this only way?

[rain mango]

Maybe ill buy one for my birthday

[river magnet]

I read that completely wrong 😭

[polar kernel]

no but its funny

[river magnet]

had to look twice

[polar kernel]

i have it

[river magnet]

Give it to me.

I will pay a pretty penny

[rain mango]

Im so close to having survivor role again

[polar kernel]

no hes mine

[river magnet]

[rain mango]

Did they ever release a classic spiffo plush no gear

I forget.

[polar kernel]

the only way anyones getting my spiffo is in a divorce

who wants to go first

[river magnet]

ME!!!

[polar kernel]

yes

[rain mango]

Ur too old for me

[river magnet]

anything for a spiffo

[last spoke]

There was the regular Spiffo and the Steadfast Spiffo

[polar kernel]

thats why its a divorce

[last spoke]

We got both :3

[polar kernel]

clearly you aint a hustla

[rain mango]

Im a yomi hustler

[twin bear]

I'm pimpin

[river magnet]

yomi...like...azumanga?

[polar kernel]

and for the record im not old

how dare you

the ripe age of 25 is when im at my best

[twin bear]

Unirnically pimped out a group of chicks i met at 7/11 one time

[polar kernel]

im pimped out on fortnite

[rain mango]

Are udrunk again

[onyx igloo]

just beat peak

[river magnet]

wait guys why wont PZ open

[onyx igloo]

fr

[river magnet]

what did I do to deserve this

[polar kernel]

i have to carry like 4 different groups of people who all recommend me to other people

its heartbreaking

i feel dirty and used for my win rate ☹️

[river magnet]

I will delete and redownload

[twin bear]

Wha why do u ask

[polar kernel]

you wanna buy some death sticks?

[river magnet]

yeah

[twin bear]

I'm coming off of smth dubious rn

My brain hurt

[polar kernel]

smoked the evil pack

[twin bear]

No literally

[river magnet]

rip the dutt pack

[polar kernel]

yart got me feeling like pol pot

[river magnet]

why are the only real spiffo plushes being sold for like 250 dollars 😔

I am NOT paying allat

[polar kernel]

shit got me moving like general thragg

[rain mango]

Cuz i want whatever ur drinkin

[twin bear]

Vodka haha

[rain mango]

Yeah nevermind

[twin bear]

Been drinking these 9 dollar bottles

[rain mango]

Im a whiskey person not vodka

[polar kernel]

whiskey

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177020785970401343/1391186793319104575/togif.gif

[twin bear]

Gettin sloshed for 9 bucks

[rain mango]

Wiskey or whiskey

[twin bear]

And watching femboy tiktoks

[rain mango]

Two different things

[twin bear]

Life is good rn

[rain mango]

Dang

[polar kernel]

i obliterate some crown

[rain mango]

Gosh darn diddly dang

Gurt is ignoring my texts should i hang him reply for yes

[polar kernel]

god gives his saddest chip his most room temperature peach crown

i have like 40 of the cool bags u get

[twin bear]

No more eatin no sleepin

[polar kernel]

YES TO AFFIRM 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[twin bear]

No living it's all just more giving to u and I'm done🗣️

[lament nova]

DANG I FOUND THIS LAKE HOUSE NEAR MULDRAUGH

[lament nova]

THIS PLACE IS SET

[rain mango]

Im going to punt yer arse like a football for that

[livid notch]

[rain mango]

Yer abt to see the moon quicker than the space race

Only light will be the great ol one u see in the sky afterr im don with u

True that.

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-solana-monke-monkey-gif-4970915760753098890

[polar kernel]

do u guys hate me

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-cyberpunk-anime-lucy-cyberpunk-edgerunners-david-gif-26712766

Jokes on you

[rain mango]

I think u should be on medication…?

[livid notch]

That activated PTSD

[rain mango]

So stay away…..

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[onyx igloo]

How are they breathing in space

[livid notch]

It's a Braindance

[onyx igloo]

How are they not cheeto puffs

[livid notch]

They are Virtually at space

[rain mango]

Its the matrix basically

Easiest explanation is matrix

[onyx igloo]

I tried doing that once
I dont remember anything before that

[twin bear]

I wanna do a cyber psycho braindance

Would be a fuckin trip

[livid notch]

Fun fact

Do that enough and it will turn you into one

[twin bear]

I'd prolly end up on a black market film

[onyx igloo]

digital insanity

[twin bear]

Ngl

If I lived there I'd be cooked

[onyx igloo]

You could say cyber psycho is... virtual insanity!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[twin bear]

So many vices

Seems enticing

[rain mango]

What if i just

Float away

[onyx igloo]

in space?

you'd either die of suffocation, starvation or thirst.

alone

not a great way to go

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/itve1-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248969

One thing you don't know why

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/itve2-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248970

[twin bear]

Lmao

I am sloshed

[onyx igloo]

dronk?

[rain mango]

“And than he just stopped thinking”

kars…

[onyx igloo]

cars...

[rain mango]

you was there mcqueen!

[twin bear]

I don't like the way my skin feels on my body mater

[rain mango]

thats why im missing my hood!

[twin bear]

RRAH🗣️

I can feel it all slippin away

[rain mango]

If i slip and fallll

And lose it alll

Will you laugh at meee

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640

[slow otter]

UwU

[twin bear]

Gig

https://tenor.com/view/quagmire-toilet-glenn-quagmire-gif-15511282

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-skin-breaking-bad-gus-gif-25776725

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/tear-skin-tear-off-face-off-tear-off-your-skin-gif-9755669805278139201

[twin bear]

Doing it rn

Just realized jerma is caked up

[rain mango]

He stole my flow

Bar for bar

[polar kernel]

god forbid a white boy gets a little motion

[rain mango]

Im starting to think i may have some sort of health issue

[polar kernel]

like what

[rain mango]

I randomly become incredibly weak in the knees and feel like falling over and sometimes i almost faint

Ive fainted before while standing up

[polar kernel]

iron deficiency

[twin bear]

Do u consume enough iron

Yeah was gonna say

[polar kernel]

classic woman blunder

yall NEVER have enough iron

[neat moat]

yeah sounds like iron deficiency

ask your doctor cake Jesus

[polar kernel]

never met a woman in my life who wasnt iron deficient

[strange beacon]

go eat iron

om nom nom

[twin bear]

I will not bow!

[polar kernel]

or the classic "i have a headache :(" and they havent had a glass of water in 6 days

[neon bramble]

grill coagulated blood

[twin bear]

I will not break!

[neon bramble]

never be iron deficit again

[rain mango]

The last time i went they thought i was asking for help cuz i seemed depressed

[twin bear]

I will shut the world away

[rain mango]

They wanted me to say a safeword…

[neat moat]

well maybe you are depressed XD

wdym safeword

[livid notch]

Literally me

[twin bear]

Well please get medical attention for it

[livid notch]

I barely drink water

[rain mango]

A word u say if ur family isnt treating u right

[twin bear]

U shouldn't have to feel like that homie

[neat moat]

I see

[rain mango]

This was last year

[twin bear]

My doctors thought my family starved me

[polar kernel]

i was seeing a girl who literally passed out like every 6 or so hours

[twin bear]

They were half right, we was broke

[polar kernel]

but that wasnt the iron deficiency she was just narcoleptic apparently

still iron deficient tho

[neat moat]

I think you just hang around iron deficient people chip

[twin bear]

Shit ain't always in my ass

[polar kernel]

ive noticed a pattern ok

[twin bear]

Turd ain't always in the toilet

[neat moat]

either that or you make the people around uou iron defficient

[twin bear]

Farts ain't always silent gas

[polar kernel]

i do not give people iron deficiency

[twin bear]

Skidmarks show u can't control it

[strange beacon]

siphoning the iron out of their bodies like a vampire

[neat moat]

chip stay in Florida for me will ya

[polar kernel]

i think the women im into just always happen to never eat meat unless forced to

[twin bear]

Bro is magneto

Stealing iron from blood

[polar kernel]

my type of woman is the girls who make buttered pasta once they live alone and are just somehow content with that meal

which is an oddly common thing

[twin bear]

Mental illness girls

[neat moat]

females

[twin bear]

Eating pasta with butter sounds painful

[polar kernel]

they swear by it

every single fucking one

like wheres the meat

wheres the sauce

[neon bramble]

no cheese

[polar kernel]

sometimes they do cheese

[twin bear]

Where's the fucking lamb sauce

[neon bramble]

sometimes?

[polar kernel]

sometimes

[twin bear]

Holy divvaaar

[polar kernel]

idk ive been exposed to enough relationships to know that when people tell you their "type" and only describe physical attributes you know theyre shallow or lying

my type is apparently butter pasta women

[neon bramble]

have you tried cooking for them

[twin bear]

Having a type sounds too effort inducing

[polar kernel]

i have

cooking food is a love language of mine

i will cook a 5 star meal for someone but only make it for them

i shall be eating combination pizza rolls and drinking a coors light

[twin bear]

They're getting microwaved meals or getting a plate thrown at em

[polar kernel]

ill even garnish the food if im cooking for someone

its that serious

little scallion action yknow

[twin bear]

Make me some chicken bitch 🗣️

[neon bramble]

I can cook but half the time I will be taken by a fit of madness and alter the recipe for no other reason than divine revalation

[polar kernel]

this is unironically so fucking real

[slow otter]

I make a good swordfish steak uwu

[onyx igloo]

i am the muffin man

[polar kernel]

i LOVE swordfish but its a challenge

very easy to over/undercook

you gotta know what youre doing

[twin bear]

U did not again

[slow otter]

It wasn't for me..? Pan sear, 10 minutes or so each side. Was the first meal I learned to cook

[onyx igloo]

more muffins shall be made at dawn

[onyx igloo]

Bitch I will make muffins when the masculine urge tells me to do so

[polar kernel]

maybe im just paranoid about fish

[slow otter]

I call it open face sushi. Pan seared swordfish steak with basil pepper and garlic with a sweet and spicey mustard garnish serve over rice

[twin bear]

Dawn of the muffins

[polar kernel]

ok not maybe i AM paranoid with fish

mostly cause i have a massive fear of parasites

[twin bear]

I've eaten tons of raw fish

[polar kernel]

so have i

[twin bear]

Raw beef raw chicken

Prolly a dumb idea

[neon bramble]

who dosen't have parasite nightmares

[polar kernel]

im still wildly afraid of parasites and will obsess over cooking fish to completion

[onyx igloo]

i dont like when fish has that gross aroma

[neon bramble]

fuckin worms in your eyeballs

[slow otter]

If protein pretty red heads or caffeine kill me it was a destined death

[onyx igloo]

it stinks

[twin bear]

5 bucks is 5 bucks when it's a thawed out chicken wing man

[neon bramble]

shits so fucked man

[onyx igloo]

i tolerate only non smelly fish

[slow otter]

UwU

[neon bramble]

never take sean to a wet market

[twin bear]

Vietnam would be fun for u

[onyx igloo]

what the pickle is a wet market

[twin bear]

Whattt?

[polar kernel]

i have grouper in my freezer i need to make

[slow otter]

You're a grouper

[polar kernel]

and i bet if i look hard enough i have some triggerfish or something

[twin bear]

Laughs in premade meals

[polar kernel]

cause i dont think i ever ate it all

i had so much

[onyx igloo]

alot of frozen food is ass

[neon bramble]

very stinky but very fresh

[onyx igloo]

excluding chicken and fries and hush puppies

[polar kernel]

i only took this one picture of the first fish but i caught 9 more of these dumbasses and this was almost the smallest

[onyx igloo]

i forgot the rest

[neon bramble]

kilos upon kilos of seafood, meat fresh cut and prepared probably this morning

all in the open

[polar kernel]

i absolutely slaughtered the travis scott fish 💔💔💔

[twin bear]

Flies and all

[onyx igloo]

i thought fish only smelled bad if it wasnt fresh

[twin bear]

Flies ain't doing shit if it's fresh btw

[neon bramble]

its stinky but not spoiled stinky

just the mass of people and raw food all in the same place

[onyx igloo]

as a midwest guy
uhh i am not used to fish

[twin bear]

food smells sweet to me

Raw*

[neon bramble]

its where meat was sold before mass grocery chains

[twin bear]

Real food

[onyx igloo]

real food aboutta empty my wallet

[neon bramble]

nah wet market is usually cheap because it's local

but the problem is it's local

[twin bear]

Get there early

All I'm gonna say

[neon bramble]

what meat is on the counter gotta be sold by end of day so you can snag sweet discounts by closing

[onyx igloo]

i wish i had one of those

[twin bear]

If they don't sell the good cuts

Most of the time in new york they were sold out by 3pm

[onyx igloo]

we used to but now its owned by
CORPORATE.
Disgusting.

[twin bear]

I'm getting away with murder

🗣️
Papa roach hits at 2am

[onyx igloo]

i remember snoop dog having a cockroach

like a pet in his apartment

[twin bear]

Asmongold moment

[swift crag]

gross

[spring swan]

😱 🫧

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dd-gif-12248412757376299816

V I R T U E

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/radiation-indiana-jones-nuke-town-gif-16568415

[neat moat]

scav shower

actually

shower again

u stinky

[twin bear]

I'll have u know

[harsh vault]

how would u know

[twin bear]

I had girl tell me i smelled like marshmellows

So

[harsh vault]

i dont like the smell of marshmallows

[twin bear]

Who asketh

They lowkey smelly

[harsh vault]

whos the stinker here

[twin bear]

My friend at work rn

[twin bear]

Ik for a fact he's got swmp ass

[neat moat]

key word: had

[zealous tide]

I just found a truck in great condition, but it beeps really loud when I go in reverse. Do most of the trucks have this beeping? Is it a big drawback to using trucks? Im still pretty new and got my first vehicle today.

[toxic hawk]

Reversing is louder than driving straight

[twin bear]

Ur right i needa find her and ask her if i still smell like them

[toxic hawk]

If you don't have speed demon you're fine

[zealous tide]

I have sunday driver

[neat moat]

just find me instead

[toxic hawk]

That sucks but it's okay

[neat moat]

Unlike her ill be honest

[toxic hawk]

Not very loud

[zealous tide]

Yeah Idk why I picked that one haha

Does the beeping cause extra noise or does that not matter with the sound of the engine?

[toxic hawk]

Reversing does make more noise, albeit not that noticeably

[zealous tide]

thanks

[twin bear]

Craig's list murderer here

[zealous tide]

I wasnt sure cause the beep sounds really loud

[twin bear]

Do NOT ask me for a job

[neat moat]

why would I murder you?

[harsh vault]

has a girl ever complimented your smell?

[neat moat]

Id get my clothes all messy

I think so

[surreal mirage]

[harsh vault]

ewww icky

girlls

[neat moat]

But it wasn't anything to take note of

[harsh vault]

yuck!

[onyx igloo]

i smel like old spice

[neat moat]

internalized misogyny

[harsh vault]

if a guy complimented my smell i would like

hav seizure

[neat moat]

please stop smelling like that 🙏

[harsh vault]

i like old spice

[neat moat]

in a good or bad way

[harsh vault]

seizure in good way

i take compliments very sensitive

[neat moat]

I see

[twin bear]

I'm an easily hated person i would have respect for u if u did

[onyx igloo]

20 yr old powdered mustard in my grandmas pantry

[twin bear]

Also ur doing me a favor with my income issues rn

[harsh vault]

mustard..

[twin bear]

I hate that shit

[neat moat]

nah

[surreal mirage]

Dior sauvage

[neat moat]

you haven't fully finished your character arc yet

[twin bear]

If i wanted sour on my food I'd buy sour patch kids

[harsh vault]

i do hate mustard

[onyx igloo]

Bestows a video upon you only powerful deities will ever comprehend

[harsh vault]

i hate many foods actually

[onyx igloo]

I like honey mustard

[harsh vault]

the only food i like, is kibble, wet dog food, dog treats, and taco bell

[onyx igloo]

shit i have hangnail

[twin bear]

I don't eat alot of variety rn

I can't afford to smoke much less eat

[strange beacon]

zaxbys is my lifeline

[twin bear]

And i honestly think smokin is killing me alrdy I've been coughing blood every now and then

Mostly in the morning

[harsh vault]

what dat

[limpid dew]

are there any gas stations with a basement in PZ?

[strange beacon]

that’s not ideal broski

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1393846737545728081/con_meo.jpg?ex=6874a86e&is=687356ee&hm=1e47b34bf9066a047934b61f59ae4f41cac5df28c3de06875e04a7e881476e4b&

[strange beacon]

southeastern chicken restaurant

[limpid dew]

you gonna try and cold turkey quitting?

[harsh vault]

like chile?

[onyx igloo]

Artu Moron?!??!

[harsh vault]

bolivia?

[strange beacon]

like southeastern us

[harsh vault]

oh

america.

[surreal mirage]

I love terrorising bolivia

[strange beacon]

land of the free baby

i can eat chicken and drink arizonas

all while owning a firearm

[harsh vault]

i dont terrorise, even though my best friend made memes when i wss streaming to him earlier.

[surreal mirage]

It's a peak game

[harsh vault]

let me send one actually

[twin bear]

I think I'll just smoke until i can't

My life isn't going anywhere to be honest.

But less depress bro mentioned rdr2

Peak

[karmic jetty]

peak mentioned

[onyx igloo]

atru morton salt

[harsh vault]

there echo

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-hop-on-peak-hop-on-hop-on-gif-8705413214309320176

[twin bear]

I MIGHT be low honor

[onyx igloo]

i ragebaited my friend on peak as a ghost

lmao

[strange beacon]

1500 bounty in every region we BALL

[twin bear]

Yep

I killed everything i could

[surreal mirage]

Always been peak

[twin bear]

Those dogs ain't fucking safe either

[neon bramble]

conquest my beloved

[limpid dew]

dang bro, wishing you the best of health

[harsh vault]

WHA

[strange beacon]

woahhh buddy hey now

[onyx igloo]

masculine urge to bake muffins

[strange beacon]

i’m good with murdering civillians, but the dogs are too far

[twin bear]

Life is good rn imma enjoy it, have a good day friend

[neon bramble]

those are attack dogs

I dont think there are normal dogs in rdr2

[twin bear]

They're spies

Trust

In fallout i made cat kebabs

Hehehe

[strange beacon]

there are

[neon bramble]

dogs are unfailingly some of the most obnoxious enemies in video games

[strange beacon]

in the towns

[onyx igloo]

LAUNCH TATER TOTS AT HIM

NOW

[neon bramble]

never noticed, might be my mods fuckin with the spawn rates

[twin bear]

Modding goes hard

[onyx igloo]

personally i think fries are better than tots

[neon bramble]

I'm not sure how but my brother invokes the wrath of zeus in rdr2

[twin bear]

U can kill the dogs in cod on the Chernobyl mission

[neon bramble]

he throws tomahawks that strike people with lightning

[twin bear]

I get zapped alot too

Oh shit

That's badass

[neon bramble]

I'm not sure why the cops are still trying to go after him

if some maniac in a onsie started throwing tomahawks blessed by zeus I'd fuckin run

[twin bear]

I got zapped while talking to the giant

Good times

[neon bramble]

aint paid enough to tangle with a demigod

[twin bear]

Imma need 10 bars of gold a day to deal with that shit

I was farming gold for hrs

[livid notch]

Police in rdr2 are so stupid

Imagine going against Arthur or John

[neon bramble]

I dream of a day when NPC AI is smart enough not to rely on infinite hordes to challenge the player outside of turn based strategies

[toxic hawk]

They crit my entire party, went first, and gave 2 of mine rabies

[neon bramble]

the pigs?

fucking hate the warrens

[toxic hawk]

Dogs

[neon bramble]

whowhatwhere dogs again

with the bandits?

[toxic hawk]

Pigs give plague I think

[neon bramble]

I forgor which faction have attack dogs

though I just hate the warrens in general

[toxic hawk]

Dunno, they appear everywhere I think. Could be wrong

[frosty tulip]

I also dream of the days where more games cease with the god damn higher difficulty just means enemies become bullet sponges and deal more damage to you

actually annoys me so much

[neon bramble]

I mean

[frosty tulip]

just make it so everybody dies quicker

[neon bramble]

depends on gaem

[frosty tulip]

oh yeah definitely could, but theres so many games where it'd benefit from that not being a thing, yet they do it

[neon bramble]

some games increase difficulty by making the enemies fight better

[toxic hawk]

Limbus higher difficulty : enemies get to roll coins twice if hit tails

[neon bramble]

or by mixing up the threats

limbus higher difficulty is your sinner gets atomized on tails

[toxic hawk]

Sekiro hard mode is pretty well done

[neon bramble]

I love god hand for this

level die just makes you die

[toxic hawk]

And using ego uses hp lol

[neon bramble]

bbros has a clever scaling system

[oblique stream]

Or your hp is quartered

[neon bramble]

enemies get gear upgrades based on your threat level and global upgrades get rolled out sooner on veteran difficulty

[frosty tulip]

I liked the hard mode in Otxo, everybody enemy dies in like 1-2 hits, same with you tho

[vernal grove]

guys i keep getting bored of pz and like its fun i just dont know what to do in a sense. like i pretty much survive yeah, but i never know like if i should have other goals like all cars working, all books read (thatd be boring ngl 😭), or like zombies killed. I just usually get to a week in and im already settled and its just the waiting game at that point

[neon bramble]

honestly I hate fallout for this

[toxic hawk]

BTW, when you roll for walpurgis, can you get other waplurgis ids and ego than the ones.on the banner ? I'm asking cuz I really want to pull wingbeat bur I don't wanna shard

[silent flume]

41 or 42

[toxic hawk]

Fuck this keyboard bro

[neon bramble]

the enemy has 8x the effective hp while you get atomized by the slightest graze until you unlock ballistic fiber

[vernal grove]

41

[toxic hawk]

Genuinely

[neon bramble]

fallout 4 armor system is kinda smart for it's scaling though

[silent flume]

Try 42 brother. You’ll find the mid to late has a lot more stuff. 🙂

[frosty tulip]

Then you eventually get to a point where even the enemies that should be terrifying just become absolute jokes.

[neon bramble]

nah that's not the problem

[frosty tulip]

then it all just becomes a walk in the park

yeah lemme just silenced pistol shoot down an entire vertibird

didn't even have to use a whole mag

[silent flume]

I know it’s unstable but it may help with what you’re experiencing.

[vernal grove]

i knoww i just dont wnna put in like 20 hours or sumn on a save and it get softlocked or bugged out

[neon bramble]

the problem is progression feels wack af since you feel obligated to build for raw upfront damage to the point that you grossly outdamage the enemy with burst damage weapons and you return to the same problem of oneshotting everything

[spring swan]

it's a sandbox game... and to me that means 2 things you can really do with

a. you can tweak settings as you like to extend that start-to-settled (by increasing zed pop, decreasing loot etc)

b. Most importantly, you gotta have to set your own goals.

[neon bramble]

FO4 survival isn't terrible if you stick to the high alpha damage weapons, at the cost of anything that isn't a high alpha damage weapon feeling quite shite

[spring swan]

You say you're settled within one week. But what settled means depends on who you are

[tough violet]

Guys if i put the zombie pop at 1.3 will it like work

[neon bramble]

vertibird uber is about the only reason I bother joining the BoS

[twin bear]

Ppl play with max population it's survivable

Xbox 1 roblox is not fun

Discord is tweakin

[tough violet]

you mean like 4 which is insane it says

[neon bramble]

16x

max pop is multipled with zombie pop

[twin bear]

There can be loads of zombies

Like.

Too many for me

[neon bramble]

I wouldnt consider going higher than 2x solo most of the time personally

any more and its tedious to get anything done

[tough violet]

ok thx

[twin bear]

It's a stealth game at that point

[neon bramble]

prefer to up the ante through sprinters, horde night etc.

[twin bear]

No amount of skill leveling can make absolute max pop fun to me

[tough violet]

but can i put like 1.5 and it will work

[neon bramble]

yes

[tough violet]

ok thx

[twin bear]

Only sprinters is scarier than it seems

[frosty tulip]

lmao bruh

why wouldn't it work

[twin bear]

I was shitting my pants everytime until i discovered tripping meta

[spring swan]

1.2 pop is the old 2.0. which is fine for solo

[twin bear]

Maybe they mean stability wise

Might crash or smth

[frosty tulip]

if it works for 2x why wouldn't it work for 1.5

I feel like that answers it

[neon bramble]

never specified why and I cba to ask lmao

[twin bear]

I enjoy lower pop with sprinters now more than shamblers with any pop

[neon bramble]

random speeds

and random senses

[twin bear]

I like every zombie being eagle eyed and intent on getting to u

Makes the game so running intensive

[neon bramble]

random fucks with your rhythm more I think

cause they spread out more and harder to herd

eagle eye and pinpoint hearing makes attempting stealth obnoxious but makes the zombies highly controllable

[twin bear]

Frantic with hordes

[neon bramble]

oh yeah lmao it's fuckin horrifying to see all of the sprinters in your immediate area beelining towards you

[toxic hawk]

met this fella

[neon bramble]

the asshole

kill him and run his pockets

[toxic hawk]

i ran his pockets and found a gem

[neon bramble]

that guy

was extremely obnoxious

in earlier builds

almost guaranteed to show up every run

I had to plan around meeting him if I haven't already