#general_chat
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unironically ?
I heard jojo siwa is pregnant
Can't really talk. My only tattoo is anime shit
embarrassing
Is jojo siwa*
who's jojo siwa?
My favorite kinds of Tats are the tribal ones
Not imitation though, I’d have to go live with the guys before I’d want it, gotta have meaning
how are you gonna explain to your weeb tattoo to your grandkids
Fredrick’s icon. And his tattoo
grandpa you’re such a goddamn loser get out of my sight before i demolish you
gulp…
Was thinking about trying out PZ for the first time. Is there anything I should do or add before starting? Any tips/advice?
I could give you advice but that takes the fun away honestly
The most fun is experiencing the game, so I wont tell you
I was asking like if theres any settings, or something I should change before starting, but imma just watch yt vids or reddit ig lol
make sure outline while aiming is on in settings i forget where or if its default, but it really helps and just try different difficulties to find which works for you , youre gonna die A LOT before you get the hang of things lol
thanks lol, and good to know. Time to suffer
#pz_b41_chat there also this chat , i use them as my wiki lol very helpfuls
This game on my shitty laptop feels like that one German nightclub
Berghain
Almost impossible to get into
But once in its amazing
But alas
Pain in my ass to load
How do i get back into this game? Played with friends in b41 like a year and a half ago and I wanna try again but I get bored and scared quickly lmao
conga
ignore fear
become maso

but really the only reason I'd come back is full release of b42
otherwise I'm just gonna let the game continue on to marinate while I cool off from it, burnt out from pz
This weather is pain, been sweating my cheeks off all day
does maintanene affect firearms
i only have like 40 hours and that was ~2 years ago. Been waiting for b42 this whole time to play with friends but that prolly wont happen till late this year or next year some time
guys does maintenance skill affect firearms?
aim outline as puppers said is a given, multihit if you want, config zombie respawn if you want, config zombie pop if you want, config meta events if you want
a lot of settings are personalised
Im 4,000 hours in. I started BLIND and loved every second of dying horribly, screaming, pooping my pants from jump scares.
My advice from a PZ addict: just jump in.
aim outline is the only one id suggest outright, the rest id recommend sorting out to your liking
i dont know for sure mate, ask in #pz_b42_chat
I purposely ignored advice and yourube vids.
So scripted events were legit scary. Things you can never experience the same way once you “conquer” them.
Blind play for first time is best IMO
toast usually has more information
youtube videos and reddit...2 harbringers of the apocalypse
It affects jamming.
i think so
what he make?
is he french?
old films?
Break tools repair em. Every time an item takes damage, you gain xp.
Stone axes are good for this
what about spears
I usually use a stone pickaxe to mine iron ore and smelt that to make iron tools
next level is diamond, then netherite
netherite upgrades needing more than a stack of diamond
It’s kinda annoying ngl
to get a full set of netherite gear
I liked the old one
why couldn't it have remained simple
Where it was simple and ez
Grandkids? In this economy?
It’s probably cus netherite is strong
1.16.5 is just the supreme version
Unsure whether to study for an exam on a topic I am struggling on, or spend the rest of the night playing MC...
Exam is monday
Play mc 🙏
Study every time you see a block that doesn't contain the letter Z
Anyways what’s y’all least favorite weapon in pz
Grazz
Oak zWood
I knew I should've clarified in the default English language pack
Cobbleztone
what about sheds
is that where they get all the forks for rich people
thats where you find sheddings
not a good place for loot
The rich people have them custom-made
from the fork store
But one question remains, where is the soup in the fork store
My tummy hurt
im at soup
its at spoon
can't drink soup with a fork
Why are you buying soup at the spoon store
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what is the purpose of pz after i clear louisville checkpoint
lv is usually like a end game goal once you run out of things
trip on a blade of grass and die
do people buy cutlery
i think most of our cutlery is just random shit we've sourced from somewhere or another
i know at least 6 knives we got cause i accidently left a restaurant with it in my hand
Did you put glue on them?
So just a lack of object permanence
oooo do you have like a collection with glass domes above the labeled items?
i do love me some labels
Have any of the original owners of these items been agitated by the sudden disappearance of said items?
not that im aware of
uhhh wait i remember one guy just laughed when i walked in cause he remembered me
but thats it
are skinny leather trousers rare
stealing is just that easy, folks
skinny?
huh so if i were to hypothetically go to a watch store, try on a watch and walk out casually like i didn't know i was wearing it i could get away with it?
i mean yeah
that sounds fucking perfect
i know its likely to work because ive shoplifted several articles of clothing from kmart doing similar things
walk in with a big jacket, put a shirt on under sans price tag, then the jacket again
walk out after buying something cheap
too easy, mate
i think that covers my plans for the weekend
the main trick is removing the tag, thats why you keep a swiss army knife on ya
well thats just basic equipment
idk what security measures your stores have
best to do a walk around
additionally, never steal from your home base and never steal where you usually buy from
go further out, scope, and after stealing never go back
lol
lmao thats what i did
Update Jurassic World 2 is absolutely not a game that you have to run from dinosaurs
Some how I did not think it was a park management game
im a man with a checkered past [i was very poor]
how rare are home vhs
you shouldve been here for cyst chat
im still ready to talk about abscesses
im very curious about oxidized blood
Super rare. Maybe 2 in a town. VHS stores will have 1-3.
Search all containers all the time everywhere. That’s the loot goblin way
im referring to the oxidation of iron in blood when exposed to oxygen that turns it brown
Oh fr?
Ohhh I know something
The Statue of Liberty is like oxidized copper on the outside
do you have this just on your clipboard to paste when needed?
blood contains iron
Yeeep
And higher content = tastes like a penny
I found a children’s soccer game
i was busy reading it
so yes
Hmmmm. Blood forged steel sword
Does it turn chocolate
that wouldnt be good sword
it looks like diarrhea shit and smells fucking horrific usually
ive seen it irl and got curious
Maybe you forge the normal steel sword but instead of cooling it in water you cool it in blooood
Vnalila
why
also, you dont cool swords in water
thatll lead to cracking
The iron itself just needs to be extracted from an immensely large amount of blood.
Functionally it’s no different from the iron that you can extract from Peat moss. The Vikings did that all the time
Are you guys blacksmiths or sun
usually a forging oil
lot of work but it sounds fun lmao
I have a claymore that I made myself. But I cannot say I’m a blacksmith. I did that during my time in the SCA
Can you give me a iron sword if I give you emeralds
no pfft, im just an amateur hobbyist
Collect the blood. Boil the blood. All the gunky garbage that’s left over in the bottom? Melt it just like it would melt iron.
Not that I know the mechanics of doing such a thing…
Kinda yeah. All it really is his cooked blood.
You can also buy fish blood at most fish markets in giant ass tubs. Some of them are 20 gallons.
Id judge but I eat pig brain
well the metallic leftovers would also have zinc copper and magnesium in it so it would be kind of a weird alloy
how much blood can you collect from yourself safely in regular intervals
That’s why you just have to smelt it through the standard process.
The metal slag left inside of a hearth fire has a lot of impurities in it too, so you just smelt it
is it more metal to have a sword forged from other peoples blood or your own blood
it doesnt have to be your blood
your blood sword is literally a part of you
Some of the Viking legends about metal being a gift from the gods left inside their fireplace? It’s directly related to all the moss that they would burn.
Really high iron content, so over a really cold winter of burning it every single day? Spring time rolls around and suddenly they find a chunk of metal in there, hearth.
to me thats cooler
Poof. Gift from the gods.
there's something weirdly artistic about it being your blood specifically
ey man if i do the boogie woogie and it starts rainin thats gotta be smth
your blood for ceremonial swords and other blood for combat
Also, spiritual. People use blood to bless their Thors hammers and runes. and all that kind of stuff.
generally speaking
Didn’t Aztecs not have metal at all
if a group has blood, oath or sworn in their name
do not fuck with them
they crazy
same goes for the word fun
They had gold. Not very effective or warfare
That moment when you drive to Taco Bell and you see about 20 of your exes……
Hollow point bullets
Yeah, but the reason why the Aztecs focused so much with obsidian is because they had it in really large supply
Cheap, easy to use, easily replaceable. And warfare always uses what’s easiest and quickest.
But when it breaks it also stay sharp, it’s actually a very effective weapon. You get both of slashing in the cutting plus the blunt damage. Those weapons were brutal.
aztec fursuiters
It’s used in eye surgery scalpels today cuz of how sharp they are
So many people were in goth boots in the city right now… Lol
I’m in heaven 🙂
Blood donations here are 1 pint, which is 8~12%, and you can donate 6 times per year
plus if i breaks inside the enemy the shards are hard to remove and will cause internal bleeding
someone said pint
This is likely less than the highest possible amount, because padding for safety would make sense

The main objective was to cripple them
Yeah, it’s crazy sharp. Sometimes too much so because it can impede healing
YO I NEED HELP NOW, MY CHARACTER ISNT BITTEN AND IS NO SCRATCHES AND MY CHARACTER IS VERY SICK AND ALMOST DYING
So they can sacrifice them
Take some ibuprofen
food poisoning? fever?
What are your noodles?
noodles
Yeah that's the Curse of Ra dude, sorry but the character is a goner
ramen or shanxi beef?
im actually so close to dying i cooked my food perfectly
theres no reason for him to be sick
did you add mushrooms
the next thing youre gonna be seing is a cloud made of scarabs
This is how you find out about corpse sickness
not your best work
Don't care, I liked it therefore W
I died sleeping in a van next to a pile in doe valley
I think corpse sickness only got me once, long ago
Soooo many hotties.
my chemical romance is about to start
how do i cure a fever please help
I cried tears of despair as I watched the thing go from queasy to fever
2 1/2 pints for a sidesword
Stay dry. Stay warm. Eat food. Rest
ok puppers
Eat more
this is your "first reformed"
new rimworld dlc
Did you know that project zomboid is base off real life events? In 1993 Projake zom bloyd was bitten and went crazy and downloaded 500 mods
do i waste my money
fuck that movie is cinema
got all the other dlcs and havent touched a single mechanic from em
Which one
other than ideology
first reformed
ideoligion?
no
should you spend the money on yugioh cards instead? yes.
about 25 pints of blood for a ~2lb sword
around 4 years
he then went on to murder 37 people in nocks kaunte
got it
6 pints every year
very woozy blacksmith
Arch
he needs to assemle kha to get rid of the curse son
We should recreate genesis in zomboid
whats that
Bible
watercooler reference?
i just waste dmy money on a gacha game
but worth it
Some stories
i waste my money on transformers toys
you dpnt know the ba and the kha and the seven soulds?
i know about Will and Lemmy. Do you know them?
yea which country owes it? turkey.
Balaclava full face insulation
i only know will graham and lemmi see
will you lemmy see deez nuts
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deez nuts ya balls
as a turk i find this cringe sorry for foreign people who sees these types of comments lol
It’s tuff wdym
its cringe
no way they dont need to announce everybody like that they already know
5/6th of it is satire
like ik they wnat to show patriotism or whatever but yea
5/6th is a very interesting fraction to use
welp there goes my character, didnt know the weak gut perk was that punishing
even if u eat perfectly fine and have perfect conditions it kills u
hamubuh
weak stomach? i always use it
fresh food and canned food
I think you may have died from other things
just avoid stale food
Are you SURE you weren’t infected
hand on the Quran i wasn’t infected
corpse sickness?
nope
idk if getting a fever from rain is a thing
okay it is snowing but
weather conditions i mean
im inside the whole time
idk mate
and its perfect temperature
no food poisoning?
Overdose?
must be something mate
probably stepped on a rusty nail or sum shit
or walter white
imagine you create ur character u find a bordered up house and find hella good loot just to die from a fucking cold
imagine the same situation but you die to a microwave
did u put a fork or smth tf 😭
ngl im i the only one after when im finish looting a house i set it on fire by turnin the microwave on
theres a case actually a mom threw her child to a microvave and left it there
Did you drink beer and eat medicine
Reload
Swapping mags!
when my character was like to its last hp i chugged some bears so it can die happily
theres also a case where a mother left her baby with salami slices alone for two weeks
was he tragically killed by the salami slices
thats not that bad
well its still a starving baby (dead)
image youre thrown into a industrial microwave
what a stupid infat couldnt it think to eat the salami slices? what apity
what a bum
skill issue dude
How tf even prehistoric humans survive anyway
why didnt the baby just change its trajectory or kick the mom in the face?
Ok but who the fuck puts their baby in a microwave what a sick piece of shit!
how to lead a horde away from a house?
hmm so basically : unga guga buga huga, bogo baga goro uga. bonga bog gugo baga
its a pretty interestin case i reccomend you watching it
guh, im two minutes in and i already dont wanna keep watching
uuuuuh im too lazy for that just watch it on 2x speed
In one sentence
skip a lil bit
I don’t have 49 minutes I need a pack ym luggage
baby microwave grandma mama ouch
Intent?
seizure
no inytent
i think
epilepsy
So she put baby in microwave
Hola
but theres many therorys in what happened while the baby was in microwawe or many discusses in she was on seisure or post seizure state
not exactly
i think she mixed food with the baby with the affect of the seisure
man now im happy that im not a helpless baby
The 1000 hour players put the tainted newgen into the microwave to purify it because she got corpse sickness and the newgen lost its character
ors she was in seizure state when she put the baby in it
Aren’t u like shaking on the floor
dang thats just actually the "When you put the pizza to bed and the baby in the oven" meme
well theres many symptoms and states of epilepsy
i cant count all the theories so just watch the video
Hola soy nuevo alguien que juegue y me enseñe
some people say that she wasnt consiouc at the time
the baby or the mother?
the mother ofc
its a state cale post partum somethin somethin
i forgor
but from the trial it doesnt sound like she did that intentionally
its a comlicated case
why were you spamming the n-word in vC?
the only thing that confuses me is the distress the narrator had when describing the mechaniks of a microwave
whats goin on
@stone meadow
someone call the mods here
I am speed
i banned him for spamming slurs in vc
algum br que seja pro e queira ensinar um estupido como eu
she just tells the story in that way to keep the audience not bored
<@&671452400221159444>
settle your issues in DMs please
1v1 rust
if it's over slurs, i'm just going to drop it
did he say the J word???
alright, unless there's a recording of it happening it's just claims and no way I can prove it so yeah best to just let it be
okay, sir
Im a cutie patootie
Okay bro what the flip
Roxy is the cutest PZ survivor ever to exist. I don’t make the rules

I wish they could add motorcycle
I don’t play x16 pop often, but she survived x6 pop with 5% sprinters for 3.5 years.
Cool
There’s DOZENS of motorcycle mods.
‘My fave is from Chips
i still remember the time i got not 1 not 2 but 3 generator manuals on the same block
Ohh
Idk why but every time I open a door in pz there will be 20 zombies
In one room idk how they fit in
Lorewize? Prolly a lot of people hiding out and closjinf doors and windows.
Then one or more got infected
You’ll find some that were attending a bday party
I mean if there was one infected they should jump them
And beat the living hell out of them
Yeah but airborne
They don't even know what was going on.
Lotta people got sick and went home. Only to wake up a zed
And the jump scare sfx is loud
someone got some tips for perfomance?
I got giga lags with a pretty good pc while i fully zoom out
Full zoom ALWAYS lags. It’s due to how game engine is made.
Assign more RAM can help, but any zoom past 100% always lags
i can assign more ram? 👀
B42 zoom is much better, but still lags a bit
Text wall incoming with instructions
Setup Tips For Best Performance:
(These tips apply to PC in general so will help with all PC games)
DO NOT PLACE STEAM GAMES INSIDE “programs” or “programs 86”
Also: Place them on an SSD
The easiest option is to just make a folder on your C drive called “steam library” or “Video Games”. Then install your steam library there.
USE ETHERNET
This is a hard fact of Ethernet: It is 3 to 5 times FASTER than the fastest wi-fi possible. If you play games on a PC, get a physical ethernet connection and you will see DRAMATIC performance boosts to every single online game you play.
(for the tech heads: Ethernet can deliver 10 gb per second, to ALL devices, with zero interference from things like bad weather or Grandpa Willie watching NetFlix in the living room.
5G wi-fi can only deliver 3 gb per second, and is inconsistent from one second to the next. Aluminum in your walls, Other people using your wi-fi, or the cable car farting too hard can all mess up your wi-fi.)
If using an Ethernet cable is an option, use it.
PZ RAM IS STINKY: Increase Your RAM
(You WANT at least 8 GB installed on your PC, so you can use 4 GB for gaming)
1- Navigate to: Steam - Steam Apps - Common - Project Zomboid.
2- Right Click "ProjectZomboid64.json" and open with Notepad or text editor.
3- Find This Line:
"vmArgs": [
"-Djava.awt.headless=true",
"-Xmx3072m",
4- Change the value after "Xmx to the amount of RAM you can set aside for the game.
4096 for 4 GB RAM (if your machine has 8-12, set it to this)
8192 for 8 GB RAM (if your machine has 16 or more, set it to this).
**Note: ** Too much RAM can actually be bad for performance. Don’t go above 8 GB as well as not over 50% of what is installed on your PC.
The settings can safely be changed at any time, so test what works best for you.
gave it 16gb ram now
should be fine lmao
Being helpful! Also said “text wall incoming”
It’s a copy/pasta I have for zomboid
Noes! Max of 8
il try 16 
if it sucks il go down to 8
sigh ok. PC may crash
Word
what if im using Neuralink to play?
It’s like if someone said “j*b”
do you think you could swallow a bottle?
oh shit
wrong reply

im not fucking plahin that
but could you
Lord have mercy
nah I dont think so
would get caught on the epiglottis and is probably just too big anyway
not even those mini ones?
fair enough
Collector team alternate
ive been thinkin about it...i think i could swallow those mini liquor bottles but id have to throw them up
i dont think i want to shit out a bottle
it ain't gonna come out
it just a furry server image with pings increasing in number
it'll stay there
its shitpost and i dont like shitposts lol
don't they teach you this stuff in geologist school
idm man, itd need to be plastic because the glass would probably break inside you
imagine those bottles exploding in your lower intestine
literally blowing ass on the skibidi
dungeoning it, 2
if i wanted to rp as albert fische id find better ways than to swallow a freaking bottle
also rimworld DLC and 1.6 is out
It looks good ngl
why else would i be thinkin about this man

its fun, a lot easier than dd1 tho
if you want pain and suffering, get 1
the...serial killer?
chew a bottle
that reminded me of a video lmao
someone made edible beer bottles and glass
and ate it in a bar
the guy next to him was looking at his drink
We should delete general chat
i love making people fear for my health
petition to rename General chat
degeneral

it can be done
but the mods are not for the people
leon walks into my house and takes my tax returns while frogibidi eats my breakfast
hai chat!
Have you seen the 2025 report on literacy in America?
It’s….. horrifying
Hello ! im new to project zomboid and thought i could find someone to play with me and help me around
hai there boykisser pfp person, you can go make a post in #1019737819981283459 :3
oh mi gawd
o?
thats so sweet from you
thanks
thank you >w<
if u have any questions i would love to help ya out X3
Im gonna eat u

I make sure to ask u then
rawr
sighh, we must give the new people gud impression u degenerate
ofc! my dms are always open
Ive got a supercalifragilistic impression on newbies
u were one too! and i still treated you with respect
ish not best to judge based on role
if they can survive cake then thry are welcome
cake is the great barrior
the
cakebeir if you will
Get back to being my chair
what
Roxy still wants you to visit her in rosewood
hi
Forg
My chemical romance is in seattle right now.
Emo’s filling the streets ❤️
hello
i have a
lol
me fighting leon
what
yeah what
Have your tried stepping on ants?
harder than it looks vro
vro
exactly vro
cheese
no cheese for you
Aw dangit
here we go
Cream
goku
it is depending on your footwear and terrain
or are you an expert on picking on those not your own size puppers?
she's like scrappy doo
i just step on them barefoot
i hate fire ants lol
Im going to shoot them
they get in everything !!!
I once..
they have like super sniffers
i cant tell the story here

you wouldn't dare
proper storage
it seems rather quiet in here today.
because i not here
i want a birb
I love video game pets
Well
U can kill em
And hang em on a wall
Oh lmfao 😭
The forest is such a good game witj friends
As a TROPHY
It’s something
I've been playing Singleplayer and it's been fun too!
I might look up some tutorials
u Can have em as an animal
It’s more fun witj friends
Problem is when ur too op
enjoy the warm welcome while it lasts
no spoilers
yeah I know
no superhero movies r DUM
youre dum
yeah I saw it in theaters today it was good asf
lex Luther rage baits so hard
sandwich
fucking hell what are you people doing?
so much chat
how have you not been nuked for posting memes man pfft
both skills heal 10% hp when used to the other hero

both of them are also tanks/front liners
so its a lot of HP being healed
frontline vestal lesgooo
what I post is not the memes, we are the memes and the mods are laughing at us.
Bonkstal best tank/healer
not to mention with both front liners having access to guard
Vestal's Mantra can heal 3 people
and MAA can heal himself with Marks given by Dismas double tap
He posts memes when mods are asleep
😭
I generally prefer DD1's gameplay style, however the mark system really plays into hero combos waaay better than dd1 imo, love to see em
remember when real brokies used knife only runs
bee the bee youre ment to bee
actually so real
6k roubles in the bank and a dream
We can be bees
hai cake
we're cosco guys
thats ancient
@toxic hawk wuh
did they break MDH or something
I got all hardmode burn gifts and the commemorative coin at floor 2
chat can u all simultaneously come to my house im bored
i need entertainment
be my little court jesters and dance around for me
I'm already here
jingle ur little weird boots
Stuck in these walls man they like a maze
a brain
i got a big ass cranium but no brain
True friggin words 🗣️
i had a seizure reading that
banana
Emojis
Why can’t my friend join my world
Where is the kissing
fly to whangārei heads and you can help me judge soils
editors note: that is not my location
Balls.
Pressed triangle to buy a room instead robbed the guy next to me, absolute cinema
Since The triangle button ps rdr2 is a option for robbing
sounds rough playing rdr2 on controller
Auto assist goes hard
Dudes who play games on console without a aim assist are legends in my eyes
balls
Aim assist ruins headshots anyway
As a zombie player it's important to have full control to conserve and train
not anymore
gyro controllers
It lets u tilt the aim with the controller
idk which other controllers have it but I had a taste on a PS5
with a little practice I was happily taking snap shots in GTA V
video about controllers in decade old video game
Chapters:
00:00 TFController
01:08 Why am I using a controller?
03:33 Xbox controller VS Mouse
05:45 Gyro controllers are better than Xbox!
08:58 A new way to use the stick
12:06 More general tips
13:29 This isn't about comp
14:05 A little (con)trolling
15:45 People seem to have no idea
16:27 Con...
here's solarlight using the same feature to aim pipes
its a little sad really, I dont have a reason to shit on consoles anymore
if I say I hate controllers it is just skill issue now that this exists lmao
Kapow
Honestly it's muscle memory for me, I always rather souls like games on keyboard than controller
6 Views - Watch that's not a good idea by birdwrap and millions of other New Vegas videos on Medal. Tags: New Vegas, Fallout: New Vegas
look at what I found in my old medal clips
I never remember to clip things and have to stage it afterwards
aim assist is more to snap to the general body area then you adjust to the head
unless you have some strong pull
Some games like cod just make anyone cracked i swear
guys
i think i may have screwed up my sleep schedule
i am very anxious and seeing things
Can someone lend me the Zomboid project from Steam to play with my friend?
Probably just rng tbh.
Can i support pz somehow for example monetarily or just helping. Is there a patreon or something
Just buy the game gang
Ive already got it so i am wondering can i do something else?
Buying the 4-pack and giving them out to friends.
give me money
stealing their company pc
ill fax the money to will and lemmy
Bet
They also had merchandise that popped up awhile back. Spiffo plushies. Could be worth keeping an eye out for during the next run.
But that just seems kinda pointless. Yes they will get money but the 4 games i will give out probably eont be used
Uu thats better i will keep an eye out
I guess, i'll think about it
merchandise is probably worse
Or just play the game and be active about it online
im not an expert but i bet merch sales arent as profitable as game sales lmao
man i kind of hate this
I've been put on to many games by friends, limbus company, darkest dungeon, etc
i buy your game and now you want me to be an ad?
for free? in this economy?
a walking ad? brave new world
I mean i ctually dont play the game that much but i love it xD
Kinda weird and i want to support it
Personally I enjoy discussing games I like. Its what I meant.
ah thats fair
So just looking for a way for example like patreon monthly 10€ thing
there is none
But thanks anyway i will look into these
why do you want to do this
Bcus i love the game
and?
And bcus i love the game and how its made
This reminds me of undertale making x100 the gofundme money it amassed lol
Anf i want to support pz devs for it
weird
Nothing more i guess
🏎️
vroom
Why is your username all awesome coloured
I want a cool coloured username
yeah its the requirement
Hey question if "Everyone's Infected" is its own category then do zombie attacks not matter at all, you can't get bitten-infected?
damn
no
its like twd rules
No it is or no it isn't
im going to write some poetry about project zomboid from the perspective of an office worker in my notes app and post it
same as normal blood+ saliva but jf you die for any reason you turn
just like z nation
so if you get shot to death or hit by a car or fall and die even if you havent been bitten or scratched you will turn
Tbh it'd be kinda nice to make it its own modifier
who's driving that car?
jesus?
another player maybe
I gave up I couldn’t think of an intro
what do you do successfully?
quickly
title
I have other stuff I can share that isn’t related to zomboid
but like
it’s so hard to think of a story that goes from an office worker working to a zombie apocalypse
Im a returning player should i play b41 or b42
play what you want
But i dont know which one is like good for me
q isoo mn
how are we supposed to know whats good for you mate
let me open up your skull and root around your brain folds while cross referencing with the game until i can be certain which one you'll prefer
man i wish we could unfold a brain
b41 is more "stable" [less bugs, crashing, not being updated]
b42 has new content/is verily an 'upgrade' but is still being worked on actively, meaning that you cannot easily play long term saves as well as the chance of encountering bugs that could severely impact gameplay
thx
what flavor today
I only take flinstone antidepresents
Drawer of depressants
Soon you will have gif perms
man system of a down fucks so hard
"sick guitar noises I had dinner tonight, but did you know that on June 17th 1979, the Waterga—"
I join the Legion for the loot boxes
The loot boxes are ass ngl
Mate the legion doesn't pay you shit except for those boxes
I join Yes Man for cool robot army
Just keep working for the NCR and you'll be rewarded pretty well
Yeah the armor is enough for me
Absolute drip
This machine, NCR dollar (gambling), and more
Exactly
Riot armor/desert ranger armor
Once tried going legion run and quit
I did a legion run and I didn't like it
The legion doesn't have much content compared to the NCR
He is so annoying icl
He is bound to be, he physically can't say no to anything and must be supportive of your every single action
Including blowing up the securitron army at da fort
Peak shi icl, i hope season 2 will confirm it
If not then I'll be fine with Ulysses theory being true
Sounds stupid ngl
Yeah but Benny needed someone to praise his ego
True
Smart man with glasses
more people have been to russia than i have
Are we talking about Benny from fallout nv
Yuh
Yuh
But i actually like it a bit
He's an asshole but in a cool way
I wish there was more about him. You can just rush to him, slime him and that's it. He ain't really hard to get
Are people weirded out by the fact that the character named Yes Man is a Yes Man?
lol
i didnt make a main character yet in pz
to realise
they are gonna cut off water
electricity
n shi
soon
and im making random nameless characters to explore the map
🤦
no
Not scary
its not a true horror game if you're too spooked irl to go downstairs while playing
game downstairs
back against the door with the lights off for maximum immersion
i mean
if your back is against the door then nothing can get it
if you mean facing away from the door then hell yeah brother
yeee
door ajar
you know the horror has set in when you hear the door opening behind you when it isn't
i love being scared
its the same paranoia as a bad trip but it doesnt stop on the come down
darkwood was so good
How dark is your wood
I got it a few days ago but decided I must play it exclusively when nobody else is home at night
brown from oxidised blood with the texture of cottage cheese and a huge punctum surrounding a keratin plug
Thats dark
That certainly is a sentence
real
Abt dam time I get to relax
Cyberpunk dlc did that to me 
they did NOT needed to make game into survival horror suddenly (jk)
The only thing i hate about playing pz id
Is
You cant listen to music
While playing
😭
Coems


