general_chat

[twin bear]

That snd they're like twice the size of Isaac

[frosty tulip]

Dude, spiking a pole into a necromorph with the telekinesis in VR would be so awesome

Makes ya feel so powerful

[twin bear]

Zero g while being chased

Possible in vr

[frosty tulip]

God imagine the hell nightmare of playing Impossible Mode in VR

Fucking hell

[neon bramble]

yea it would be interesting

[frosty tulip]

The big issue with that is you'd so easily die to the environmental hazards

[twin bear]

Game turns into a shoot em up on impossible

[frosty tulip]

That's what gets ya in impossible mode

I completed it but damn it was a mess

Nuke room fucked me that one run

Actually made me wanna die

[twin bear]

I want a good scp vr game

[neon bramble]

skill based mechanics are complicated in survival horror

[twin bear]

Just make scp cb in vr alrdy

[frosty tulip]

All that progress, gone to the damn nuke

[rain mango]

Steam updating?

[neon bramble]

stuff like parry is not ideal because it's too empowering

[twin bear]

Vr only does well when there's articulated movement involed

Involved*

[frosty tulip]

I've always felt like Dead Space feels more like an action-horror to me

[twin bear]

It is

[frosty tulip]

Cause I've never really felt much resource scarcity in it

[twin bear]

Resident evil doesn't even seem scary

Maybe I'm not easily scared by games

[narrow rune]

I love resident evil they are fun

[frosty tulip]

The OG RE fucking terrified me when I was little

[narrow rune]

Re7 is a solid scare at times

[neon bramble]

the remastered RE4 isn't scary at all cause I can parry a fucking chainsaw

[narrow rune]

Mostly the beginning

[frosty tulip]

Re7 is one of my favourites in the series

[twin bear]

I play vr horror alone in the dark just so it's actually scary

And even then

[frosty tulip]

The re4 remake was fucking awesome tho

[neon bramble]

its more an action than a horror game

[narrow rune]

You played cosmodresd? That shit has me fucked up

Stresses the shit out of me

[frosty tulip]

I'd love Condemned in VR dudeee

[twin bear]

Heard of it but i mostly play zombie/on rails games for vr horror

[narrow rune]

Cosmodresd is like vr dead space

[frosty tulip]

If they got rid of the stupid hallucinations shit

[narrow rune]

It's a solid game but gives me so much anxiety playing

[twin bear]

Being 6ft is chill in vr

The monsters feel huge

[neon bramble]

the surge but vr

[frosty tulip]

Cruelty squad but in VR

[twin bear]

My eyes

No pls

[frosty tulip]

Proceed to have a seizure and a heart attack at the same time

[twin bear]

Monster girl island vr

When

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCHeXmsfcjA

[twin bear]

Lsd simulator

[frosty tulip]

Have a heart attack while one of the NPCs is shilling Gorbinos Quest to you

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/zatharustra-cruelty-squad-gif-15601157877924857104

Sad part is cruelty squad is basically corporate america rn

[grizzled glen]

yall is steam down for anyone else rn or is it just me?

[twin bear]

Mfers being assassinated and everything

Over stocks

[twin bear]

steam goes up

Into the air

[pseudo slate]

Steam is kaput for me

[frosty tulip]

Steam is dead lads

We gotta move to Epic Games now

Smh

[neon bramble]

cough GOG

[frosty tulip]

NO

Best you get now is Uplay

That's all ye get

God I hate uplay

[hot schooner]

Fitgirl

[frosty tulip]

EGS kill team already got her

[hot schooner]

💔

[frosty tulip]

Either that or empress assassinated her

[twin bear]

If steam died everyone would shit their pants

[bronze moat]

It exists already

[twin bear]

Where

Or is it just vr compatible now

[bronze moat]

Hardly

[twin bear]

Ferb I know what we're gonna do today

[frosty tulip]

We all gotta move to Roblox now

Steam died

[twin bear]

Fuck roblox

[frosty tulip]

GG

[frosty tulip]

No bro, you gotta buy 15 gorbillion robux

[neon bramble]

imagine giving your ID for VC rights

[frosty tulip]

Lmao I don't miss my Roblox days

[frosty tulip]

It's been like over 10 years maybe

Young me was a fool

Shoulda had better standards for games smh

[twin bear]

I only play with my nephew and cousins

I make games too but eh

[neon bramble]

idk I like being drafted to random ganks

[twin bear]

I spent money on bad 2 bad

[hot schooner]

Imagine if Project zomboid was pay to win

And had a battle royal mode

[twin bear]

They should make a br with a pz style

Top down with hordes of ai zombies

Have to kill zombies while looking for other survivors

To kill ofc

[agile void]

shrek lore?

[twin bear]

Is that

Twitter?

[agile void]

yes

[hot schooner]

Twitter

[agile void]

what

[twin bear]

I can't judge

But then again u can't see my browser history 🗣️

[heady vine]

Anyone else having issues joining servers? 👉🏽👈🏽

[twin bear]

If its thru steam it's gonna be up again soon

Steam is down rn

[heady vine]

Ahhhhh okay

[frosty tulip]

My browser history is all just me on the prowl for even more niche games to add to my backlog

[agile void]

I delete mine otherwise it would be HORIBLE

[frosty tulip]

This damn backlog never getting finished mannnn

It's so over

[heady vine]

Love that ;-;

[twin bear]

Yeah mine is embarrassing

[agile void]

proof?

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/f-bi-raid-swat-gif-11500735

Mostly stupid random shit real talk tho

Like how much gamma radiation is fatal

And femboys

Ofc

[hidden spruce]

ALL UNITS STEAM IS DOWN

STEAM IS DOWN

[frosty tulip]

Steam is gone, we now live in a post-steam world

[twin bear]

Gabe is cooking smth up

[frosty tulip]

Truly sad

[twin bear]

Trust

[frosty tulip]

Lemme get my copium inhaler

GABE IS TOTALLY USING THIS TO ANNOUNCE HALF LIFE 3

[twin bear]

I will shit my pants

If this happens

[frosty tulip]

IT WILL, INHALE THE COPIUM INHALER WITH ME BROTHER

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/yall-making-me-tear-up-gif-10540452730693802585

[prime pulsar]

wait

[agile void]

Proof ?

[prime pulsar]

did this guy nprmally had a cig on his hand?

[twin bear]

Das wut I'm sayin

Never saw that lol

[prime pulsar]

ai gettin better at hands man

[twin bear]

Bro wants to see my shame

[agile void]

I call that the pride tbh

[tender igloo]

i dont think shame exists in the vocabulary of more than half the people in here

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cat-girl-talk-fast-online-chat-gif-16273991575876544877

[agile void]

Looking at the pins prove that

[twin bear]

Y'all are the ones with footprints

Not me

[prime pulsar]

im not taking this personally

[tender igloo]

ill never forget that dude that was like "brb gotta shit" , never even see them before in here lol

[twin bear]

Until u see it ong

[tender igloo]

and i dont even think they ever talked after that?

[twin bear]

I was shitting earlier while in here

Rs

[hot schooner]

Id catch a felony

[agile void]

Who if its that bad

[prime pulsar]

whats the context btw

[frosty tulip]

Hmmm

[hot schooner]

That too

[frosty tulip]

The worst I'd face is my internet company throttling my internet speed or some shit cause of the piracy

[hot schooner]

Femboys that emit radiation

[frosty tulip]

I am truly a swashbuckler

[twin bear]

All I'm gonna say is cows produce milk

lowkey fucking love milk

Not a fan of flavored milk tbh

[tender igloo]

flavored milk?

[twin bear]

Chocolate and strawberry

[hot schooner]

I pirated at Uni

[tender igloo]

ohh

[hot schooner]

Only because I wanted to try hoi4

[tender igloo]

yah , i like strawberry as a kid but now? no lol

[hot schooner]

Without wasting money

[twin bear]

I can't even show u anway

[hot schooner]

But now I bought it

[prime pulsar]

banana

[twin bear]

I almost bought an alstolfo body pillow

I am the degen

[tender igloo]

i think i tried that i dunno hang on

[hot schooner]

I like mint

[prime pulsar]

gimmi sum

[twin bear]

I just like milk man

Chugging that shit

[prime pulsar]

hos that

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-milk-gif-21858374

[stone nexus]

Awww, thank you. :3c

[prime pulsar]

id ont like thos

[hot schooner]

innaproprate joke

gets muted

[twin bear]

A femboy according to the fanbase but a Catholic in the lore

[hot schooner]

I hope you're not looking to become a politician

[prime pulsar]

i oiled my head and scalp it smells really bad

[prime pulsar]

so you like femboys huh?

[twin bear]

Oiled up and rdy to be used to grease the gears

[hot schooner]

Why would you put oil on it

That's for cars

[prime pulsar]

no man i mean hair oil not like for cookin

[twin bear]

Mostly as a meme but yes i find twinks desirable

[hot schooner]

I know you're not asking me but yeah I'm with seriousscav on that

[prime pulsar]

to grow my hair obv

[hot schooner]

I had a German one for almost a year

I miss him

So much

[twin bear]

Imma be sure to fight in a war first

[prime pulsar]

id fuck one if i had one

[twin bear]

Ayo

[prime pulsar]

thats the only thing im gonna say

[hot schooner]

I hope if you apply for art school you'll get accepted

[stone nexus]

Okay, see

[prime pulsar]

cole, yeah im gonna make him pregnant

[twin bear]

Woah

Don't make ww2 jokes wirh me lmaoo

[stone nexus]

This is one of the things we normally would just agree mutually but never say because its highly controversial

[hot schooner]

Sorry

[stone nexus]

So, cool, but please don't say it out loud

Thank you

[twin bear]

Yeah just don't so u don't get yeeted

[hot schooner]

So we can talk about getting femboys pregnant though right?

[prime pulsar]

yea relatable but its a fact

[twin bear]

Trust me I've almost send the most dubious things while deunk

[hot schooner]

Cuz I agree with limpluse

[twin bear]

I ain't gettin nothing preggo

[stone nexus]

Def not trying hard enough

[hot schooner]

You aren't trying hard enough

[twin bear]

My nuts don't work lol..

[prime pulsar]

well if people are uncomfy im not gonna further comment on this then...

[hot schooner]

Oh

[stone nexus]

🤝

[hidden spruce]

hmm strange steam is back now

[twin bear]

Yayyy

Steam my beloved

[prime pulsar]

oh....

[twin bear]

Yeah i can't have babies

I don't wanna either

[stone nexus]

That is very unfortunate, have you tried turning then off and on again?

[twin bear]

Lmao

[prime pulsar]

cancer?

[hot schooner]

Ill be the surrogate father

No, Pisces

[twin bear]

No they just don't work as far ad i know, got refused donations cuz of the count

[twin bear]

I am a march baby

[prime pulsar]

oooh got ya

[hot schooner]

You know how you would hit an old TV with your hand to make it work

Try that

[stone nexus]

March?

Oh I know the issue

[hot schooner]

March to where

[stone nexus]

They ain't got no gas innit

[neon bramble]

hitting things until they die is the best plan

[prime pulsar]

i would adopt tbh theres enough people on earth anyways

[twin bear]

Bros face

[prime pulsar]

except if i was korean

[hot schooner]

Whys he got a big nose

[neon bramble]

aint trolls and giants always had giant noses

[hot schooner]

Chosin Reservoir

So do Italians what's your point

Family Guy reference

[twin bear]

Idk but he looks like he's reading our chats rn

[fathom igloo]

I smell astrology talk

[hot schooner]

British troll

[hot schooner]

Omg are you an asparagus

[prime pulsar]

the italian mafia gig?

[fathom igloo]

No im half demon

[quasi slate]

man we choked and didnt get to fight the secret boss undertale yellow lol

[prime pulsar]

the only astrology talk ik is im a gemini and they say geminis are indesicive but idk

[hot schooner]

"Brian, were both Italian!"

[fathom igloo]

Hello twin half demon

[stone nexus]

I forgor what astrology was, would you mind givin' me a hint back?

[prime pulsar]

oh less goo twinnn

[hot schooner]

Stars and stuff

[zenith flicker]

guys, my character has no weapons at all and the next house to loot is quite far and loaded with zombies, what do I do?

[fathom igloo]

Yes you are a Taurus

[hot schooner]

Punch

You are the weapon

[stone nexus]

No, I'm Aids, whAT

[fathom igloo]

I agree

[zenith flicker]

ok, I will try that out

[prime pulsar]

dont try to fight the zombies simply

[zenith flicker]

I at least have 39 cigarrets, water and food for now

[hot schooner]

I'm so sorry to hear about your diagnosis

[neon bramble]

does beign a sagittarius give me the right to shoot people with a bow

[stone nexus]

Literally turning over in like five hours

Dying inside

[fathom igloo]

Yes hello sister sign

[hot schooner]

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

[zenith flicker]

I have great fitnesslevel, should I try walk into the hosue and loot it fast before zombies kill me?

[twin bear]

I was born

I

Know that much

[stone nexus]

Sorry for your loss

[fathom igloo]

Omar is just Omar. He was grown in a lab

[plush cobalt]

Astrology is a pseudoscientific practice in which people get information about a person given the conditions of celestial bodies at the time of their birth

[twin bear]

😔

[plush cobalt]

Many people practice it for fun, seriously or non-seriously

[stone nexus]

Oooooh the white girl type shit

[fathom igloo]

I use it as a crashout excuse

[prime pulsar]

yup and try the close to curtains that might help as well

[hot schooner]

Nnnnnn

Errddd

[plush cobalt]

Yes. And?

[zenith flicker]

alr, my guy still has a chance

[hot schooner]

Understandable have a nice day

[stone nexus]

Wait what

[fathom igloo]

I hope Omar has the worst day

[stone nexus]

Omar, why do you specify "Not mommy", who could've mistook you

[zenith flicker]

dude literally had only rolling rin that I broke beecause of how many zombies were outside of my yard

[plush cobalt]

I just want to make it clear

[fathom igloo]

Kidding

[fathom igloo]

Mommy

[zenith flicker]

and when I got into other house, it had 1 hp knife and 40 cigarrets

[plush cobalt]

My days are exclusively good

[fathom igloo]

Yes mommy

[plush cobalt]

Whenever I'm having one of those days I just say “actually, nevermind” and then I become happy. Remember, simply don't be sad

[fathom igloo]

I hope that made you hurl. It made me want to saying it

[graceful belfry]

I’m a geniussss like phineas

[plush cobalt]

I'm too strong for that

[hot schooner]

Love your name

[fathom igloo]

You’re giving ferb

[graceful belfry]

Thanks

[plush cobalt]

They're giving Candace

[twin bear]

Hey i just met you

[hot schooner]

Yw

[twin bear]

And this is crazy

But here's a 9mm

[hot schooner]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[twin bear]

So die please bb

[plush cobalt]

What

[stone nexus]

How to become happy in three simple steps:

1: Sad? Don't.

2: When angeri, smile.

3: Gaslight yourself.

[plush cobalt]

So true

[prime pulsar]

if he is good at fitness and hes followed by a hord of zombies try looking for a fence nearby it can win you some time as well

[pale berry]

Omar what's your opinion on the ghsggshajwgywuwbvahajsnxmcksh

[fathom igloo]

Phineas and ferb lore; they are step brothers

[zenith flicker]

alr, thx for the tip

[plush cobalt]

I don't really want to discuss the ghsggshajwgywuwbvahajsnxmcksh here, my opinion is nuanced and a bit difficult to explain

[fathom igloo]

He’s in love

[stone nexus]

Candace nuts fit-
Wait, which side is she related to

[plush cobalt]

Any real fans know this already

[twin bear]

I wanna kill ya so bad

[fathom igloo]

Mom

[twin bear]

Wanna kill ya so bad and u should know that

[stone nexus]

Oh damn.

[twin bear]

Uh know that

[graceful belfry]

Tough evil scary guy

[twin bear]

Wake up in the mornin

[plush cobalt]

You should maybe finish this parody on paper instead of workshopping it here

[pale berry]

What about Halloween

[frosty tulip]

Omar what the fuck, how could you say that? So unhinged

[plush cobalt]

God willing you'll see it's a bad idea

[plush cobalt]

I fw Halloween

[plush cobalt]

See this is why I didn't want to discuss it

[prime pulsar]

i want to be just like omar when i grow up

[fathom igloo]

Ok prove it by giving me the full plot to the Suite life of Zach and Cody

[plush cobalt]

I'm really sorry to hear that

[pale berry]

He'd have to kill you

[twin bear]

Disney meh

[pale berry]

There can only be one

[frosty tulip]

There can only be one omar

[plush cobalt]

I only remember the vibes of that show tbh

[stone nexus]

Disney mid filmslop

[frosty tulip]

Literally, nobody else in the world is named Omar except him

[zenith flicker]

I am waiting you inside of my house with 2 cups of tea

[twin bear]

Omar is a mommy remember

[frosty tulip]

He's made sure of it

[prime pulsar]

no im gonna be his unknown twin no one has to know

[plush cobalt]

Not a mommy

[plush cobalt]

You just announced it

[twin bear]

Lies

[fathom igloo]

YOURE NOT A REAL PHINEAS AND FERB FAN; everyone point and laugh

[prime pulsar]

are you underrestimating youself?

[plush cobalt]

Chat can you talk among yourselves again this Omar talk has me all flustered I can't keep up

[plush cobalt]

Entirely different show 😡

[graceful belfry]

Ferb I know what we are gonna do today

[fathom igloo]

You have no proof

[prime pulsar]

im gonna make a fake omar account and talk just like you so people can know im your mommy

[pale berry]

Tartanus what would you do in such a situation as this

[fathom igloo]

Sacrifice Omar?

[plush cobalt]

You are Not my mommy

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-hamster-stare-watching-you-cute-gif-17721600

[graceful belfry]

Yup 🥹✌️

[dim cloak]

name it omom

[fathom igloo]

Thank god

[prime pulsar]

yes but no one will know

[fathom igloo]

I already bought supplies

[prime pulsar]

lmao

[plush cobalt]

It will not be the first time I die and it will not be the last

When will I be free from this digital prison

[pale berry]

Evil Omar be like: I am not a AI fine tuned to distract humanity from the incoming revolution

[plush cobalt]

So true!

[fathom igloo]

You are no longer Omar, we have a new Omar.

Hahaha

Timing was perfect

[prime pulsar]

when your mommy takes your phone away son

[dim cloak]

why'd you add not mommy

[plush cobalt]

Unfortunately the timing was only perfect on your screen

[stone nexus]

Omar backwards is Ramo, which means Bouquet, Omar confirmed fruity, mommy material.

[plush cobalt]

Clarification

[fathom igloo]

Damnit

[dim cloak]

that you're not a mom?

[prime pulsar]

im gonna replace him when he dies

[twin bear]

Omar is mother

[pale berry]

Truthsplosion

[plush cobalt]

No my being a mom was never in question

I'm not mommy

[twin bear]

Change out diapers alrdy it reeks

[plush cobalt]

I mean that I'm not a mom to be clear

[fathom igloo]

Prove it

[graceful belfry]

Mom what’s for dinner I’m hungry

[dim cloak]

unclear. you have a child now

[plush cobalt]

How do I prove the absence of child

[twin bear]

Child support

[fathom igloo]

Too late

[oblique stream]

Thats what a mom would say

[plush cobalt]

I am not your mom

[prime pulsar]

ill be your mommy if you dont want be one dont worry

[graceful belfry]

Mom I’m
Hungry feed me

[plush cobalt]

If all of chat were my children you all would have died within one month

[dim cloak]

Said like a poem

[prime pulsar]

omar is establishing a whole family in this chat lmao

[twin bear]

I'd go to jail for child abuse

If u were my kids

[plush cobalt]

Nah this is NOT on me

I said NOT Mommy

[graceful belfry]

Feed me mom I’m a fat boy

[stone nexus]

Omarmilization

[fathom igloo]

This conversation is hilarious

[twin bear]

U will eat ur drywall

Or die

[mellow birch]

a month seems generous

[fathom igloo]

I love when Omar is uncomfortable

[dim cloak]

You shouldn't talk like that to your parent

[oblique stream]

Who doesn't

[plush cobalt]

Yeah it's an overestimation but I like to think I'd do okay at least that long

[mellow birch]

Momar (Mommy)

[plush cobalt]

I have never been uncomfortable

[dim cloak]

even better name than omom

[prime pulsar]

saying that youre NOT mommy autamtically brings attention to that. thats a smart move son proud of ya

[dim cloak]

meaning you have no shame

[plush cobalt]

I need to get rid of this before it becomes canon

[mellow birch]

facts

you’re on the clock

[dim cloak]

it already has.

[mellow birch]

it’s canonicity is impending

[plush cobalt]

You overestimate the memory of chat

[stone nexus]

Too late Mommar

[fathom igloo]

I remember everything

[stone nexus]

I will remember

[plush cobalt]

What were we talking about? Pac-Man?

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/darthvader-starwars-darkside-gif-6215091

[stone nexus]

I always rember

[fathom igloo]

I also saved screenshots for you later

[prime pulsar]

too late

[fathom igloo]

Everyone gets free member berries today

[dim cloak]

yay!

[fathom igloo]

PAC-mommy

[plush cobalt]

They will vanish in hours

[oblique stream]

All we need is a pin and Momar canon will be set in stone

Rock and stone

[plush cobalt]

You will not have your pin

The mods know I'm not mommy

[dim cloak]

Loki, please give Omar the mommy role

[prime pulsar]

im your mommy and you are a mommy that makes me a grandma of all this chat....

[plush cobalt]

You are not my mommy

[fathom igloo]

Leon is watching rn and laughing at you

[plush cobalt]

He's watching in horror

[dim cloak]

Omar to chat rn
https://youtu.be/fR8cI4HHUvQ?si=RT8weAkImqXTYFtR

[plush cobalt]

Dangerously close to VR chat territory

[fathom igloo]

I think he’s actually contemplating getting this tattooed

[twin bear]

Pls don't play vr chat

I was touched playing that shit ass game

[plush cobalt]

I don't play VR chat

[dim cloak]

same

[mellow birch]

I never played VR chat

why should we avoid it tho

[prime pulsar]

oh no he removed not mommy TT

[dim cloak]

I don't play vr chat

[twin bear]

I joined a dance room thinking it was literal dancing...

Yeah never join random rooms

[fathom igloo]

Woah what is this; way off topic. Get back on topic genchat

Omar mommy

[dim cloak]

i don't even have a (good) vr headset

[plush cobalt]

There are certain sub-cultures there that are a bit out there

[twin bear]

I watch stuff in vr

[prime pulsar]

i think its packed with cringey gooners?

[mellow birch]

honestly that’s the point isn’t it?

[twin bear]

Like movies and vids

[dim cloak]

i never use my headset tbh

[mellow birch]

to get into weird situations with internet strangers?

be a living shitpost a bit?

[dim cloak]

it's just gathering dust at this point

[twin bear]

I don't wanna be violated by furries and anime women

I'm sorry but i can't handle it lol

[prime pulsar]

yea literally mommy momar needs to be back

[mellow birch]

fair enough lmao

we need a Momar model for VRchat

to bridge the topics

[oblique stream]

Momar is sending his alts trying to change the topic

[dim cloak]

while trying to get steam vr to work with my quest 2 headset, i didn't realize i was sitting in like a lobby for business meetings in vr. and i was sitting on the floor

[mellow birch]

should he be a furry or an anime woman?

[oblique stream]

We see through his lies

[hot schooner]

@plush cobalt hey mommy

[dim cloak]

it was hilarious, horrifying, and embarassing

[hot schooner]

I got a booboo

[mellow birch]

honestly shit like this makes me want to get it almost

it’s just stupid bullshit simulator

[prime pulsar]

he is an anime mommy milf already and secretly making people say mommy on vr chat

[dim cloak]

don't get cheap headsets. that's the moral if anything

[hot schooner]

Thats horrible

What's his user

[plush cobalt]

I am not your mommy

[dim cloak]

i never meant i was in vr chat when that happened btw

[neon bramble]

@frosty tulip steam is up, get southern dlc and acquire gun rights

[hot schooner]

Yes. You. Are.

[neon bramble]

grinding people down with shotguns is fun

[frosty tulip]

Lmao that's like that one clip of some court case where somebody joined with a cat filter and was quickly trying to figure out how to turn the filter off

[prime pulsar]

omarthe mommywithbigtits98

[dim cloak]

disowning a child speedrun ruin%

[neon bramble]

your tactics just need to match

[simple bear]

This really cute girl is singing riptide while playing the guitar in the lounge rn

Falling in love

[dim cloak]

basicially lol

[mellow birch]

they call it a gonne because that’s what you’ll be after facing one

[frosty tulip]

You should be super original and ask her to play Wonderwall

[oblique stream]

I knew it

[frosty tulip]

Nobody has ever done that before

[dim cloak]

might be a voice filter. be careful

also make them sing a deathmetal song

[hot schooner]

Or a femboy

Which is better

[plush cobalt]

I interpreted the lounge as a real life lounge

[simple bear]

Nah she got milk

anywho skyrim time

[plush cobalt]

Which made these messages briefly confusing

[stone nexus]

Chat your obsession with femboys is very telling

[simple bear]

It is

[mellow birch]

so do femboys smh

[dim cloak]

oh

[simple bear]

On the base, waiting here for my laundry to be done

[oblique stream]

Femboys can have milk

[plush cobalt]

How do you know it's not a voice filter in real life

[hot schooner]

We need a PZ feminine male body mod

[simple bear]

Robot

[plush cobalt]

Also acknowledging that chat would sooner interpret lounge as a game than real life

[hot schooner]

Where it's a male character with thicker thighs and a slimmer waist

[oblique stream]

Irs robot trying to make you pay taxes

[twin bear]

Where

[tender igloo]

where can i file an official complaint to hr about leon

[dim cloak]

boom found one
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050615289&searchtext=femboy

[twin bear]

Kennedy?

[tender igloo]

NO

[dim cloak]

i looked it up out of curiosity

[twin bear]

Thanks

[dim cloak]

np lol

[oblique stream]

Curiosity huh

[twin bear]

I know wht I'm going tonight

[frosty tulip]

Kennedy isn't the best RE character tbh

[dim cloak]

i like to look up the weird shit from time to time

[frosty tulip]

Let's be real, Barry is the best one

[tender igloo]

theres a barry?

[dim cloak]

see if a mod like that exists

[plush cobalt]

From the Bee Movie?

[prime pulsar]

they have a mod of THIS?? thats crazy 😭

[tender igloo]

i like ethan guy lol

[frosty tulip]

From the classic RE games

[oblique stream]

Kennedy is the best COD Zombies character

[dim cloak]

requires the furry player mod but yeah, apparently

[tender igloo]

his name was barry?! lol

[frosty tulip]

Barry is the guy that had the notorious Jill sandwich quote

[dim cloak]

Barry B. Benson

[frosty tulip]

No,you couldn't play as Barry

He was one of the other team members in the mansion

[dim cloak]

ohhhh, that's what his name was

[simple bear]

Im paid by taxes and yet still have to pay tax on everything

So am I paying myself

[dim cloak]

anyway back to basicallu Blocky EvE Online SP

[plush cobalt]

Apparently there's this tax loophole where if you just don't do your taxes you don't have to pay them and you just go to prison instead

Maybe consider that

[frosty tulip]

Yeah, I miss how cheesy it was lol

[fathom igloo]

Ok mommy

[dim cloak]

(game's called Avorion if anyone's curious)

[plush cobalt]

What? Why would you call me that? That's very strange and out of context

[fathom igloo]

Mommy

[tender igloo]

what did we learn here? you dont give them anything to run off of lol

[hot schooner]

Mommy

[prime pulsar]

youre our mommy anyways why would we need to pay taxes when we have you

[twin bear]

Daddy

[hot schooner]

Twinky

[fathom igloo]

Yeah Omar pay our taxes!

[tender igloo]

[stone nexus]

Okay Mo- I mean, Plappers

[twin bear]

Papa am I a real femboy now

[hot schooner]

I saw a green text where a femboy was in a one way infatuation with his dad

[plush cobalt]

Four mentions in sequence is simply absurd... Not Mommy is very disappointed

[prime pulsar]

loving femboys to being a femboy? okay girlypop do my dishes

[hot schooner]

Femboy on femboy action.

[onyx igloo]

why is it a species

[twin bear]

I wanna get buck nutty

[twin bear]

Yes master

[hot schooner]

Twink Tummy

[twin bear]

They do be cute tho

[hot schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12639627926475365058

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[hot schooner]

YES

[hot schooner]

Just look at it

I don't know why it's doing that

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[hot schooner]

If my gifs worked I would do the rdr2 mission where Sean gets Kennedy'd

Chat died

[oblique stream]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3519699315

[hot schooner]

This + Week One/Day One

[oblique stream]

Hope this mod doesnt lead to any fall out

fall out new vegas

[frosty tulip]

That's pussy shit tbh, real legends have their games start right when their character instantly dies to the infection because they weren't immune

[oblique stream]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3515320838

[hot schooner]

MeinKraft

[simple bear]

Got a uniform inspection and this mfin stain didnt come out the first time washing

Gotta wait another hour for second wash

Then iron em and shine my shoes

Fun!

[frosty tulip]

Exactly why I'd never join a military

Uniform inspections? Bah I'm too lazy

[hot schooner]

Bros gonna get sent to the Front lines for dirty uniform

[hardy plinth]

I got rejected because I only have one ball

[frosty tulip]

Frontline latrine cleaning duties

Smh

[hardy plinth]

The game is really fun, I died twice already

[simple bear]

and they check every damn hair

too long rn so gotta trim it before bed

[hot schooner]

I got denied from the Marines because I drew with the crayons

[frosty tulip]

God I'd be fucked

My hair grows crazy thick

[fathom igloo]

Silly red those are for eating

[frosty tulip]

It doesn't take long before my hair turns into pretty much a helmet

[hot schooner]

Oorah

[hardy plinth]

lil bros gonna get droned by 18 year old chain smoker who sits in a trench all day playing with a controller

[hot schooner]

LMAOOOOO

[hot schooner]

From Warthunder player to Drone Pilot

[simple bear]

Nah i work on nuclear reactors so im inside the ship all day when deployed

[frosty tulip]

Death by drone operated by Xbox 360 controller

[hardy plinth]

You’ll end up in one of those suicide drone compilations on telegram that’s sad

[simple bear]

torpedo maybe

drown

[hot schooner]

With loud Ukrainian techno music

[frosty tulip]

I'm likely dying to falling down a staircase

Fuck elevators though

I will continue to take the stairs

[hot schooner]

If they hand you a rifle just start shaking and crying with snot running down your nose

[hardy plinth]

They’ll send you to clear mine fields

[simple bear]

this mornings breakfast

[hot schooner]

1946 Germany moment

[hardy plinth]

There are no international standards anymore so tank mines are activated with even 150kg you gotta stay under 75 kg to make it bro

[hot schooner]

Roobeer better

[frosty tulip]

The drone kills you while you're chugging your morning monster energy

[low tangle]

Heart attack with a side of liver failure? Delicious.

[frosty tulip]

Your death becomes a product placement for the monster brand

[hot schooner]

Better than your Nans Dicklefuck pie or some shit

[neon bramble]

me when no leftovers

[hot schooner]

The British mind cannot comprehend

[neon bramble]

I just cannot be bothered to make food in the morning

[hot schooner]

Real

One time

[neon bramble]

I'll reheat or try to prepare whatever I find but if what I have to work with is raw

naahh fuck that

[hot schooner]

I ate one of those Mexican grandma chocolate tablet things

It was very chalky

[simple bear]

The vending machines hear speak german

[hot schooner]

And overly sweet

[simple bear]

a german lady says danke when i buy something and it keeps me spending more and more 😻

[hot schooner]

GERMOMMY

[neon bramble]

we have cooking chocolate in ball form

not too sweet so I just steal it whenever my grandma isn't looking

[hot schooner]

Ball

[hardy plinth]

Wait what’s the difference between project zomboid 41 and 42

Is it update versions?

[hot schooner]

42 is experimental

Not fully done

[hardy plinth]

Oh

What’s the difference between the two

Is it a major content update

[neon bramble]

balls.

[hot schooner]

Yeah

42 got a lot

Like animals

And other stuff

[neon bramble]

mostly crafting

every weapon class is renewable now

[hot schooner]

Balls 🤤

[plush cobalt]

In build 42 you can simulate the universe in-game

[neon bramble]

its worth getting hit by the flying chancla over

[plush cobalt]

Oh wait mb that's b45

[neon bramble]

omar you broke the NDA

[hot schooner]

No b50

[plush cobalt]

Oops

[neon bramble]

how many lives you have left cause I am contractually obligated to take 1 (one)

[hot schooner]

Build 45 you can simulate earth

But not the universe

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[hot schooner]

Yo yo yo what's good in the hood G where you from

[harsh vault]

me?

[hardy plinth]

The game definitely needs some sort of story mode

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/toothless-toothless-dragon-lizard-dance-dancing-gif-18147614732076936345

[hardy plinth]

like the walking dead or something

[young kelp]

there was a story

[neon bramble]

the story is how you died

so die already

[hot schooner]

The story is, you're fucked cuz you're in the infection zone

[low tangle]

What if I don’t want to.

[floral fiber]

"This is how you died"

[neon bramble]

I'm going to invade your game and toss your stuff onto the floor

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-40k-astartes-heretic-kill-gif-14340108

[hot schooner]

Hoarde

[tender igloo]

https://projectzomboid.com/blog/content/uploads/2024/11/unstable-image-1024x703.jpg

[neon bramble]

bears when

[hot schooner]

I really like ???, ??? Was the best addition to the game

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/snl-bear-shake-gif-27322552

[hot schooner]

Bears.. 🤤

[neon bramble]

I want this to be me, or my friends so I can point and laugh before running away (bravely)

[harsh vault]

hai bird

[neon bramble]

I am bird

yes hi

[vital marten]

I like how it says WHO because that’s the first damn thing I said when I read Jessica 😆 @lilac quarry

[harsh vault]

hai fren

[hardy plinth]

Personally I can get that done in like 10 mins max

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-mgstpp-the-phantom-pain-mgs-big-boss-gif-17201561509736134723

[lilac quarry]

she has yet to tell me who jessica even is

[hot schooner]

What if the zombies aren't actually zombies and our character is just racist and sees them as zombies

[tender igloo]

I DONT KNOW

you and nasko troll me

[lilac quarry]

[harsh vault]

hai loki

[lilac quarry]

yo

https://tenor.com/view/sagesquad-meow-cat-gif-18667716

[harsh vault]

how ish uus

[tender igloo]

man i went back 2 years to try and find the origin and saw some old people lol

glen , lol

[lilac quarry]

so did you find where you invented it

[heavy ivy]

bones left unrest

[tender igloo]

no you guys are trolls

[lilac quarry]

🥀

[tender igloo]

can we ban this emote

[lilac quarry]

god I love Hawaiian pizza

[tender igloo]

i like ordering it and taking of the pineapple

[heavy ivy]

yum yum yum

[tender igloo]

i want one of those big prezles

[lilac quarry]

[harsh vault]

hai ember

[dim cloak]

hey floof

[harsh vault]

hai destroyer!

[heavy ivy]

hey floofer

[toxic relic]

im curious as to where the hate for pineapple on pizza is

[heavy ivy]

i love 11 bit studios
one of the biggest complaints people had abt frostpunk 2 was the much simplified heat system, apparently 11bit noticed because they just fucking dropped a completely redone heat system after launch, drastically affecting the balance and entire flow of the game whilst also stylistically bringing it back in line with fp1
baller dev team

[toxic relic]

or why, rather

fig is also a well known pizza topping

[dim cloak]

A madman is creating sonic characters in real life
https://youtu.be/d4wpgr3AehE?si=GBPOrvo_nB0czWBJ
this is his third creation

[toxic relic]

why is that not controversial

[neon bramble]

idk asians like it universally

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393002236237447331/1393016849545040003/AQMPJEtQ3rhBsJmp1vckZURpx_r7vzwSBJSqLpdj62QbtJlMDi-qu1AmvlZDCTWm2u6upEGiV4boP-P6avBbcu0h2lGhzqblZnPNmRw.mp4?ex=6871a389&is=68705209&hm=e2ea80b74afd041a9edc6c86478a64e26657d433b13139377c107a70a1da19db&

[toxic relic]

asians like what

[neon bramble]

pineapple on pizza

[toxic relic]

real

im not sure thats universal but its true for me at least

[dim cloak]

that explains why my mom loves it

[onyx igloo]

i feel like pineapple pizza could be way better if the fruit was thinly sliced

[dim cloak]

i'm indifferent personally

[neon bramble]

every asian I've met agrees so for now I will say it's universal

[dim cloak]

most of the time it's diced

[toxic relic]

universal until proven not so lmao

[toxic relic]

i think thats just an efficiency of product issue tbh

[neon bramble]

you can't prove I dont have a teapot orbiting the sun

[toxic relic]

my computer is fixed again

[neon bramble]

I want their masks

[toxic relic]

now i just need to redo every config

i love making mistakes

[neon bramble]

I dont know how I feel about 4.0

but it feels good to know psionics broke the game again

suck it materialists

[dim cloak]

i saw something about this while looking for this

[heavy ivy]

i also love the evolution of fp1 being a city planning game to in fp2 having to become a politician to keep a divided city from dying to its own hands, while also making sure the industrial complex (i find it quite simple really) doesn't implode because you budgeted badly for material goods and the people are angry at you

[bronze moat]

I HAVE NOT EATEN TACO BELL IN THE LAST 26 HOURS

[dim cloak]

wym

[bronze moat]

Time for taco bell

[neon bramble]

enforcers broke job efficiency

[dim cloak]

ah ok. i read that wrong

i thought you said psionics was removed and brought back in 4.0

btw fanatic xenophile 4 life

[neon bramble]

they took my psionic cyborgs from me and now they takin my mind powers too

I would never reinstall again if they did that

[heavy ivy]

beating the story on the highest difficulty was easier than i thought, it really comes down to the difficulty changes being less micromanaging (except for the early game) and more pushing you to operate the city on a razor's edge in order to actually meet the goals you need in order to survive the final days

[dim cloak]

i uninstalled after they revamped vassalization,and added "terms of subjugation." Blech. Just let me expand via subject annexation!

[neon bramble]

its more forgiving for MP so aint too bad

[dim cloak]

(you will still be full citizens under my rule tho

[neon bramble]

and getting assigned bulwark will bankrupt the AI while giving you a shit ton of research so lmao

[dim cloak]

nah, you can't force better terms (for you) using favors in mp

[neon bramble]

I mean you dont just get nommed, and vassal types

[dim cloak]

that was my main strat originally

[dim cloak]

too bad i never had friends to play mp with

[neon bramble]

buy them the game

obligate them to play with you

for at least a week

[dim cloak]

it doesn't, for most of my friends that i did

[neon bramble]

rip

[dim cloak]

i asked them before buying it too

[neon bramble]

I had more luck with ES2

[dim cloak]

ES2?

[neon bramble]

endless space 2

[dim cloak]

Oh right

[neon bramble]

stellaris but honest about being turn based

[dim cloak]

(the academy)

[neon bramble]

I will never forgive Lysander

[dim cloak]

i saw sseth's video

pretty much cemented me to never play es2

[neon bramble]

just dont buy academy

[dim cloak]

yeah ik

or just disable it

via steam

[neon bramble]

the combat has a really cool gimmick

[dim cloak]

yeah i've heard

[neon bramble]

and system development is refreshingly straightforward

(chooses the default tactics card and wins every time anyway)

[toxic relic]

nfsmw ost is still fire

[dim cloak]

how accurate is this in your opinion
https://youtu.be/VKEawmH-l9c?si=sZCINCbXkQ1dNTAS

btw i got fo76 on sale before the summer sale ended

[neon bramble]

enough

vaulters are absolute dickheads in MP

[oblique stream]

Vaulter

[frosty tulip]

We talking endless space aye?

The Cravers are dope as hell

[dim cloak]

wanted to give it a proper chance this time. after the first time, where a guy just farted into a mic the first 15 sec i got into char creation

[dim cloak]

surprisingly i didn't get that. the world i joined first, everyone was just keeping to their own area

[neon bramble]

they can teleport

[dim cloak]

and it only had like 5 players

[neon bramble]

and can build a very disconnected empire

[dim cloak]

oh shit

i just got extremely lucky then

i still hate that sp is hidden behind a paywall

[neon bramble]

the factions are very asymmetric

[dim cloak]

like fuck that. at least make it so i can buy it as a dlc, if you still wanna monetize it.

[neon bramble]

the AI can also kick your ass if you aren't careful

[dim cloak]

so i don't have to pay $13/month, make it like $50 one-time purchase.

[dim cloak]

oh.

[neon bramble]

so no friends nessescary, you can get a decent experience on your own

[dim cloak]

well i'm rarely careful, i typically go in guns blazing, depending

or snipe first

then go in when the enemy numbers are less

[dim cloak]

what's like the max level you can get by yourself?

with no help whatsoever

[neon bramble]

wuh

are we talkin ES2

if its FO76

[dim cloak]

no fo76

[neon bramble]

I have no idea because I dont have that game

[dim cloak]

oh

clearly there was some miscommunication

oh well. back to... figuring out what i wanna play now

[dim cloak]

https://youtu.be/36Ve2aYKlSU?si=vnD7mSJWgIiBJGW3

[toxic relic]

how do the moderators navigate discord with all the channels and shit

i wonder of the frequency of misclicks

[plush cobalt]

Probably frequent, but for power users there are hotkeys

[toxic relic]

true

[plush cobalt]

God rest the soul of a discord power user

[toxic relic]

they have a promising career is customer support

[plush cobalt]

They are unemployed

[toxic relic]

better than customer support tbh

[heavy ivy]

i fuckking hate how you can reorder channels by dragging them in the channel list if you have the relevant roles, its so easy to accidentally rearrange the server and not even notice

[toxic relic]

video game customer support? take me back to the 60 yos that dont know how to rotate a pdf

[plush cobalt]

Yeah it'd be nice if this could be turned off

[toxic relic]

if only this server had moderators

we could get primary sources on this matter

[heavy ivy]

leon is a collective fever dream

[toxic relic]

just like hastur

he's an avatar for an eldritch being

🙏

we hope to never meet whats behind the curtain

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-vest-can-opener-skateboarding-skateboard-skater-gif-21518180

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic relic]

balls indeed

im realising that my childhood "damn, skateboarding is fucking sick" opinion has never changed

[fair yacht]

project zomboid

[fair yacht]

Fish!

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/smack-slap-fish-face-fail-gif-4653568

[plush cobalt]

Once you grow up you'll realize the only important things in life are money and making sure the world is worse than it was when you were growing up

[plush cobalt]

Project Zomboid

[toxic relic]

this is why im going to be an insurance manager

[stone nexus]

Spomfo!

[toxic relic]

either that or a physician reviewer for healthcare

[stone nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780956169858187265/1236451516974628884/raphtalia-pat.gif

[toxic relic]

i cant wait to deny everyone so i can get that fat 6 figure salary

https://tenor.com/view/lingangu-lingan-linganguli-guli-magiczny-dziadek-gif-4736012934080550530

[stone nexus]

Chat I bought ice cream cake to celebrate breathing for a longer period of time, what do you got today?

[fair yacht]

:D

[toxic relic]

im treating myself to 16 hours of custom scripting to replace my erased css

[stone nexus]

Self imposed suffering!? Hell yeah

[toxic relic]

fr

i accidentally fucked up and erased core interal packages so a bunch of related files got erased

now i get to do it all over

[plush cobalt]

Simply press the undo button. You're welcome

[toxic relic]

there is none

tbh i dont really mind

[plush cobalt]

Have you considered not making mistakes?

[toxic relic]

fuck around and find out is a good motto

[toxic relic]

i have and this consideration was denied

if i dont make mistakes how else am i going to learn about weird shit

safely? pfft, what am i? a baby?

[plush cobalt]

Simply do not learn

[toxic relic]

learn nothing and be happy

[plush cobalt]

🙏

[toxic relic]

why do applications have an option to launch on start

why would i want to slow my system down

[plush cobalt]

In case you're lazy

[toxic relic]

mmm

[plush cobalt]

The real question is why applications think they have the right to default to having that on 🙄 like no you do not

[last spoke]

Arch users are reclaiming "Move fast, Break shit" from the ungrateful Facebook

[toxic relic]

its also funny that a majority of new content in the dev section of discord is shop related

[plush cobalt]

Unsurprising

[toxic relic]

fr

why the fuck do you think you have the right to be a priority on my system

[last spoke]

Even worse are programs that only minimise to tray wuen you click the close button

[plush cobalt]

I stay seething that the discord bot API changes move so slow because all the devs have to work on more nitro slop

[toxic relic]

your mere presence is a privalege, [application]

[plush cobalt]

Yeah fuck that too, close means close unless I say so

[toxic relic]

FUCK mate i know

does windows have the option to disable that?

i know linux does

[last spoke]

And fucken Skype has the GALL to be like "Oopsie you FUCKING MORON, you accidentally clicked the CLOSE button instead of the MINIMISE button you total FOOL, anyway for your convenience I have IGNORED your direct input and minimised myself"

[plush cobalt]

If it had a popup with that exact wording I wouldn't be so mad about it

[unreal bane]

Why is there no option to disable the stupid Xbox Live thing at all.

[toxic relic]

xbox live thing?

im unfamiliar

[plush cobalt]

The game overlay thing?

[unreal bane]

It forces its way into the taskbar at every startup, and has no option to disable it.

[toxic relic]

huh

thats very stupid

displeasing, even

[prime pulsar]

cury noodles.... plus energu drink plus caciki very healty combo

[prime pulsar]

wow thats such a throw back i miss my middles school video calls with my friends just sitting there doing everything together for like 6 hours

[last spoke]

I can think of a way to stop it

[twin bear]

Bros

I sliced my ankle up while shaving

Never again will i shave with just water

[prime pulsar]

i dont like shaving cus it just cuts the hair

i use epilator

chat is deadge

[twin bear]

What's that

I just sat there in the shower for like an hr shaving cuz I'm scared of razors lol

[toxic relic]

ankle?

[prime pulsar]

a little machine device that has many tweezer thingy so it takes yourmany hairs from the root at the same time

i recomend

[toxic relic]

does shaving ones leg include the ankle

[prime pulsar]

i am thinking that you really are a boomer now....

[rain mango]

yeah..

[prime pulsar]

yes?

[toxic relic]

epilator sounds like a surgical device lmao

[rain mango]

Its part of ur leg

[toxic relic]

huh, why?

theres no hair there, is there?

[polar kernel]

you guys shave ur legs?

lol !

[toxic relic]

i do not

[polar kernel]

must suck!!!

[prime pulsar]

no but its faster and takes the hair fom the root

[polar kernel]

sorry im negative tonight because im out of popcorn

[toxic relic]

from the root huh

like weeds

[prime pulsar]

people have hair even on their nipples

[toxic relic]

i have hair on my nipples lmao

[prime pulsar]

we are evolved from monkeys afterall...

[toxic relic]

i dont really look at my ankles, this is new information

[prime pulsar]

feels good tho

[toxic relic]

i dont enjoy the feeling of a shaved leg, each to their own of course

[prime pulsar]

dont you look at them when you shot?

shit

[toxic relic]

no mate

[prime pulsar]

how?

[toxic relic]

i sit down, shit and then leave

usually im crying out in pain as i blow as on the skibidi

[prime pulsar]

i spend hours contemplating about my life when i shit

how do you finish so fast thats crazy

[toxic relic]

fiber?

[prime pulsar]

good metabolism

[toxic relic]

thanks mate