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so like zombie dogs might come to pz
Yayyy
the newest newspapers talk about dogs killing people
i never even noticed this hidden detail
another case of the movie severely botching its book adaptation.
Goofy ass will smith movies man
the book at least made sense and provided an interesting point of view
I just don't like him that much anymore tbf
fair mate
he plays generic characters a lot
as well as the fact that his acting credits the past few years have been...uninspiring
such as?
Some of them don't act anymore but Wesley snipes and a few others like Brandon Frasier
the whale...
Good guy but yeah
the movie shouldve been a documentary about gacha whales
Lmaoo
anything, anything, but not whatever it was
Im genuiely sad cuz i have no one to talk to atm
A weird movie
😭
Hopefully not chihuahas
DAMNN
All members get one
Am i unlucky that i didnt find any guns in 2 survivor houses
And the Police station armory was locked
Nah guns are a quick death without tons of ammo
I mean i cleared out almost all zombies in the areas i live in
Id use them occasionally
U could use a gun to draw out the rest
Nails and boards are my best friends
i want that
Planks are so fkin hard to get
Like dawg
Wdym you have to break down 4 tables
For 2 planks
At least it gets better with levels
I can finally hide my ugly mug in style
Everyone's getting one
Im good at the game ngl but the rng hates me
resources are better than guns
I cleared out a 20 zombie mini horde once with no weapons
Save one bullet if u have a gun
Rs
Make it easier to get to ur body
With a mod
Ohh
Im still crying over my beloved car being lost
😭
I was happy to finally get one
Cars come and go
Dawg i found a police pickup
But bros are forever
My bros come and go 💔💔
I killed zombies to see if anyone had em
additionally, the armouries are always locked behind sturdy doors
unless you looted a key
Killed 14 zombies then and no key
I draw out the uniformed ones
you need to disassemble or destroy it without one
And i also found a way to make a 100% safe base
There's a mod that lets u use crowbars
Find a flat roof building and climb it with rope
Love common sense mod
what build are you on?
Until the rope breaks
And it will
real
Always have additional ones
Or make them
And either way you can jump down
No big deal
firehouse boring
Or just hammer the door until it poofs out of this world
No like why dont people just go up a flat roof dawg
I would survive the apocalypse drinking rain water and growing crops
On a roof
roof of a mouth hitting deez nuts
I would kill ppl
gottem
And loot
Youd eventually die
Gotham
died to that in 42 lol
Looting others
and everything else
Hold me dowwwn

leon shh
I'm 6ft from the edge and I'm thinkin
6ft 7ft no ones stopping my 12 gauge
Erm its not like the zombies irl could break down a door tho
Idk why its possible in pz
Like wdym a rotting skeleton breaks down a metal door
It aint happening
Did u jump puppers
jump wat
jump deez
Imagine dead weight slamming on a cheap door
Now add 10 more bodies
Dude even a cheap door
Did you ever try hitting a board
I broke my door just by slamming it on accident lol
One board is stopping 5 of them
But that's cheap board
Cardboard american door?
Did i guess
If its not america youre safe
Uk uses em too
Yeah
According to heroin dealers anyway
When ur rope broke
Like
wait were we talking about pz
Yea lol
If i tried that in Poland i would have a bone sticking out the arm
hai chat!
U had ur rope break
hi
common sense
hai scav
My common sense told me to fight a horde with a toilet plunger in pz
i fell off that walkway with rope
(I won)
I found another indestructible base btw
You can build over water
And destroy the stairs later
Or bridge
Ezez
Eh?
I kinda want to play the sim again but im a men so id feel weird
Didn't see this until now sorry
how ish uuus
Mickey mouse club house type base
cool base but takes too long to move things up there
Chop the bridge off
a small accident
people do this yes
people also build in gas stations or any non player made building
im glad youre discovering the meta
That one gta v mission
2 story houses/gas stations that have a window rope built ontop are very common
agreed
I like the RW church
It's a blank space
Mostly
rosewood?
im not familiar with it but fair
i know of the riverside church-which is also quite interesting
maybe not the most "efficient" but it has style points
I might make a video of this song while clearing a church
whoever made the raccoon city mod and made the RE2 rpd music play when you're inside the police station deserves a medal
I needa learn more sfm
Smart man with glasses wallpaper download
i want to play the sims 4 but i feel like this would make me weird
Why
who cares what people think lol
I torture sims
cuz idk my brother told me i was weird for playing sims when i was young
Also i play games i can't even have off of private so
Ur fine to play wut u want big man
anyone who tells someone their weird for enjoying something says a lot about that person
well to be fair he is a sientist now and i dont have a job
so maybe he is right
bro broke his spine
lol
What kind of
I break my back to get food on the table
chemist type shit
isent he cute like this
Smash his gf
that pile is a zombie lol
With a comically large hammer

thats a smole pile
Discombobulation

Break his spine
Get up
Survive 1second away from being eaten by a horde
you can be successful and still be wrong, or an asshole
peak
well tbf i would be in the minority if i played the sims 4
which would mean im weird
no?
For some reason I had this urge to play Webkinz, specifically for nostalgia's sake. I wonder why...
why does minority equate to weird
U would think ur normal
bruh just play the damn game lol
who cares lol
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Smh bro is stuck on being weird
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
like hearing the crap some people in my family would say growing up about playing computer games or that people you meet online arent real people
im sintrstaling it rn
before and after
I murder people and object them to cock n ball torture
While taking drugs
gonna have children in my basement and murder the grandparent
gonna robs people house
gonna invite people to a poll party
then remove the ladder
Imma have children and make them craft shoes all day
Teardown
elaborate if you will
teardown
what game is that
Why are you so skeptical
doas playing the sims make you a femboy since a majority of sims player are women?
oh lol
teardown goated game
dude no
i know straight men that play it
bruh I'm a 26 yo man who just played Webkinz for nostalgia. you're not weird
or whatever its called lol
anyone can play any game brother
Why are u always thinking abt femboys
got it cuz it was on sale
I am so tempted to send the 360 barf gif
I am surounded by them even when i dont try to be
nobody?
u sure?
im my dog's spirit from space playing games
cuz i know who i am
uwu
speak for yourself
Being 260lbs and an anime kitten on discord don't count ong
i will represent bears
!hana
I am never beating the allegations
quick fartsnack pick a town in pz
also I still play the sims 3 and 4 to this day, from time to time
i can never decide
that's like if i posted a pic of me burning food and said " why do people say im a bad cook "
louisville
muldraugh
it's always muldraugh
I KNOW Lol
echo
i always go there now
U have no proof I'm a femboy
bring me to hell before muldragh
"na"

Ik turkey has issues but turkish food looks good
photoshopped
or ai
Fake
driving you to the shooting range with 16x sprinters
springles
I love it
sprinting pringles
i want a mod that makes sprinters pringles cans
Ready to die
its hard to be scared of zombies that I can casually walk away from ok
wondering how you get springles
I wanna see springles
you can never eat just one
theyre not close on a qwerty keyboard
You buy them at the store
This is true
or a zxerty
Shingles
which one
I do NOT want shingles
Azerty?
my turkish friend is complaining that he is in turkey rn
Lol
ambalama
he said he will kill his mom if she force him to stay one more week
Sweet emotion
sweet home alabama
azerty is peak
sweet hom ambalama
whar da skies arr su bluuuu
I unironically rocked azerty for a while
(YGOTAS reference)
Sweet home alabama, mom im coming home for you, ohh the sky is blue
im rocking one rn
Gah zamn
We smoking frogs today bois
my personal favorite keyboards are West of Loathing exclusives
I just use a dam keyboard
same but qwerty
Idk anyone who unironically uses Dvorak or Colemak layouts
then again I barely know anyone that plays any of the Loathing games
Uh mine has like
other than indie gamers like Fartface
Letters and numbers
⨈⨋⨞⨍⨀⨨⨦⨳↱
(btw for special characters, press the Windows key and period)
meant hold the win key
but still
Tf is this
West of Loathing
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I think I've seen something like this like a decade ago
yeah 12 years ago
ye olde text based games were special
fallen london and it's successors are probably my favorite though
I felt privy to actual esoteric knowledge
Yesss
It just popped up in my brain again
I played an ios-exclusive text-adventure rpg gps game called SurvivorZ. it's like pokemon go but text adventure zombie game
I played the hell out of it
It's not ios only
def not on android
I've been trying to get it for like 15 years on android
I'd buy cultist sim for mobile but I dont need another distraction on my phone
no
fuck no
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ik what you're talking about tho. not that slop
yeah not that
they also made a text-adventure rpg called ZDay. obv parody/reference to DayZ
i might know
fallout online?
why am i there!
Nah it's on google play
ask erious
What did i do
saw this on twitter where the hell do i get a pink blahaj???????????????????????
Don't get them
your mom
Obv
is it an actual fallout game? bc Fallout Shelter Online is apparently a thing
Nah I'm not in china or wtv it's in
xwhy
I'll look it up rn
Cuz they're lowkey lame
im pretty sure you have a blahaj yourself
only huggable plush i have is a giant white tiger plush from like 2001
low key, high key, you need both for music
I'm curious as to whether your reasoning for this is cool or extremely uncool
I think both explanations exist
cool: companies make bank on minority communities that latch onto certain products. this is not liberating
My last plush I have on hand
I just dont like them
Ngl tho i don't collect plushies
I wanted to hear their reasoning to make sure it wasn't the transphobic one, but yes this
Fair enough
fair lmao
I have a creeper, an object i can't explain and fnaf plushies from years bacm
the only 2 yt merch i own
The other day I learned it’s not against the law in my area to smoke at the gas pump, just stupid
Law only says you cannot smoke within 30 feet of a public entrance to a building
Thought that was crazy
your telling me you dont have blahaj? are you even a femboy?
how do you not push off plushies from your bed while sleeping?
also i forgot my holographic wolf pic is in my room
what
I dont need one to be a twink man
excuse you?
Maybe i just like being fruity
No I didn't think it for sure, just wanted to ask to see whether that was the case
I take it you’re not short like us
well, are you not a twink?
which particular fruit
Ok cuz i felt bad
are you a strawberry
Pineapples
pineapples
hehe
does height make a difference
I shave and wear makeup if that's what u mean
oh i miss read that you meant you had one but arent a twink
I can't sleep with plushies they end up on the floor
I don't trust gen chat to have this discussion
Yeah no i just don't like the designs of the plushies
holographic wolf pic (do your best to ignore the febreeze in the way)
Shame on you their peak
defining what someone is/identifies as by limitations narrows what people who identify that way can be
this is obvious
also the fidget spinner i forgot about
The wolf inside me type shit
you dont need to tick certain boxes and display certain behaviours to "qualify" to be something
a friend bought it for me
Sad wolf in the background
Did he also buy the fabreeze
what is the music genre yall listen to the most, mine is id say kpop
I'm gonna tell this to interviewers when they say I'm not qualified
lol no
Everything
Literally everything
i just didn't move it
Many things
Cole porter? Yes I know his music
What is even happening rn
genuinley mate that would be fucking hilarious
it's up above on my bedframe
I had this sick poster from hot topic my friend got
South Carolina Indie Pop-Rock/Jazz Fusion?
I wish i didn't ruin my stuff
hip hop, folk and metal-usually combinations of those 3
i got a bold and brash painting from Hot topic actually
I'd like it if it isn't about ass and tits
Even then
Condemned to a life of reaching for the top shelf, and yes the difference is your lanky ass legs 🤣
i dont own any...i wasnt interested as a young boy either because it felt uncomfortable to sleep with them lmao
damn hahah, fair enough mate
im a man and i sleep with a shark plushy every night, right under my Poster of Louis 9 on the wall
Just more to crush ur neck with dawg, come fight me
i end up taking a pic of that painting like once a month, to show to chat
cool
I own one plush that I got recently and I do not sleep with it
It is in my closet
I do often hug a decorative pillow when I sleep, though
i just cant sleep comfortably with plushies
I have to sleep in shorts and a tshirt with a warm blankie
That's fair
My merch plushies are near my bed on my desk, currently sleep in the living room
I sleep in my underwear typically
when plushies are on the bed I feel the need to elbow slam it
You elbow slam your underwear?
i want to sleep with a plush (hoping it would help with my shoulder pain) but all my plushes are too small. other than the tiger, but it has this gross, irremovable stain on the stomach. probably from when i was 3, idk
I’m bad about sleeping in my work clothes, makes the next day easier when you’re already dressed for it
Comfort? What’s that
Efficiency.
won't that make your bed itchy
Huh
Wash your sheets frequently and it's a non-issue
Why do teeth always feel sharper for awhile after whitening?
I almost didn't even shower last night cuz of this, was 3am and i needed to be up at 6
I avoid eating in bed and the like but when I feel lazy and do it anyway it doesn't matter bc I wash them weekly
minty freshness
NO COMFORT, BE A PRODUCTIVE EMPLOYEE
My bed is peak comfort, that’s why I sleep 16 hour a day and steel be tired at the end
mb ping
That is not a good angle bro
How does that make them sharp
Pings are nice, idk why people hate em
Idc abt pings
feel sharp. not actually sharp
Don't get pinged enough to care
Idk, I think I need to bite someone just to be sure
cambrie is a vampire
Can I bite your arm off?
dude in the picture looks like a willy wonka extra
Maybe it has to do with the blue LED lights that I'm assuming remain on when you sleep, since that's the most logical explanation available
no i turn them off obv
tried making my bed but cory got in the way
Slightly less likely
I have every server but this one and another muted, I don’t get pings unless it’s a response to something I said or some “artist” has appeared in my DMs asking for a commission 😆
Led lights make me think of Snapchat pics
So many chicks sent me streaks in school with those
Chat it’s almost time for another tattoo, be excited for me
What are u gettin
Idk yet
Woohoo 🥳
What if I get a shark
Reasonable, i get those in my dms too loll
What species u thinking abt
Internet goes crazy for Sharks
I love em personally
Baby sharks, especially
How cool are these
They're beautiful
Idk maybe a whale shark and a hammerhead
it's just a bad bed that move and uncomfortable temps
Oh that’s not me, but America
They look nice, but consider this problem with the shadows: if the light in real life is being cast on your arm from an angle that does not match the tattoo, it will break your immersion
I see some badass american tats was lowkey hoping u would be Japanese
They get sick ink
But imagine I just do it for the plot
Whale sharks are a vibe
Oh I agree
I was thinking a Japanese traditional one on my spine eventually but can’t decide what
Welp guys i bought some weights and creatine
Don’t forget water
dudes about to get shredded
Make sure it's something that's nonsensical in Japanese
If it didn't mean anything to the mob I'd get a cross on my back
Just looks cool
Just for this Omar I’m going to make sure it’s a very bad translation
And?
Ok Tamra
how will "the mob" know
True
I live in the sticks shii
Who is the mob?
Russian mafia uses catholic crosses ig
you should do what you want
i doubt that youll be executed for similar symbols
Bummer I was hoping it was the Italian mafia with tiramisu
Yeah prolly not
youd look goofy and cringe
You should just get a tattoo on your forehead that says “hey, mob and gang members? fuck you!”
Like this would be sick on my spine
i meant considering you have no connection to the tear symbolism
Looks cool but idk japanese haha
It does look cringe tho
To me anyways
Now some face tats are cool
i like face tats ngl
It works well because I’m a Gemini
That's astrology or smth right
I love reminding people I’m half demon
This is gorgeous
This is flipped about the Y axis
Is it cringe to get my favorite mcs on an arm
Tattoos should be what you want
i want penisham
Riverwood kitties!!
Holyshit this is fucking beautiful
I want master chief overlooking mason,crash,leon, postal guy, titanfall robot (idk if i should do a pilot or
I want the great wave but with pokemon somwhere on me
This
I bought the art piece from the pokemon center but now I want it on me
I want all the emo tattoos
I just want to let chat know that I did debate whether this is a thought that should stay in my head and decided the answer is no: I wonder if anyone has ever tattooed their balls to be pokéballs
They haven't?
I wouldn't know
Well you could do it
I don't think I want my first tattoo to be on my balls
Do it
lets dare leon
Make them dragon balls
If enough of us peer pressure him he'll do it
yah
No do the right thing, first tattoo a multi day piece on your ribcage
anyone wanna play with me i just got the game dont have a clue what to do
cheers
Goodness gracious
Double dog dare you
What's this game about
I don't care if it's a quadruple dog I'm too sane for that
He is a goth mommy
Yeah I was about to say
Yes. And?
Yes. yes someone has
i wish their was a way to silently leave a voicecall in discored
That is not my problem ‼️
Let them hear u leave
That means I'm safe
Oh god
for people that dont say anything for 10 minute but then ask you to come back when you leave so you feel bad and join bakc
Why would this make you feel bad
Solution: “No”
yes i am a very compationate person
If they're silent and I leave it's because I wanted to leave
I like forgetting ur all real ppl
We're not
The voices are chill
Until that hot guy with pokeballs says “I choose you”
You have no proof we are
Sometimes I feel like I'm not real
Wait—— you have no proof—
Or at least the world around me gets that way
i used to play the sims 4 before it was free, so do i get anything from it orrr
Forgot to sprinkle in the dashes
like cmon i spend money gimme something
as a kid i would have killed for some of thos expensive dlc
but i only got the cheap one
They gave away a kit but it was a limited time only
Dam
Sometimes some things turn into dumb things
i remember that i got the minimalist kit home and shit
i loved it because when your sims where stupid and didn't took car of their bed the bed would snap on them like a saw trap
and kill them
Foxy Roxy likes JigglyPuff!!
I think that was tiny living
Paralives has a hold on my psyche that would make Pavlov blush
Sadly probably. I own everything (this is not a flex I hate ts4)
Mommy?
Momacitia?
I am not mommy
its in your name
I've been the group mom on occasion but not mommy
Pop culture references hopefully never die out
Their relevance will fade
then why do you play it
how do i make my sim a man
All I see is Omar (Omar) (Mommy)
Imagine owning all the ts4 packs...
At this point purely obligation and nostalgia
I bought the base game and everything after that was legally obtained bc I saw the price tag and said yeah fuck that
Ikr
I would download a car
somer ules are meant to be broken
Even tho they pirated that font
In CAS?
I hate having kids over
These mother fuckers eat everything
And whine all day
Maybe it's just the kids of this gen
no thats kids in general
U don't need ur fucking tablet to sleep
Parenting seems to be non existent in my family lol
If bro is a child of ur men or an urchin he should be free
I ain't paying bro shit
I'd do it for rp reasons but it's hard to justify the slot for his ass
when I could hire
- an accountant
- a blacksmith
- a cook
Are they buffs or do they have other bonuses
yes
cook extends food shelf life which is huge
an accountant streamlines paying the men so overall saves me money
an in house blacksmith is self explanatory for a medieval mercenary company
Are they paid per day or how does it work
Is it like bannerlord
nah one time payment
hey!
so close
Bruh we got the same taste in games
are you getting mugged by dickheads with crossbows and teleporting vampires yet
I dont know where I put that meme of 5 necrosavants destroying a combined militia and player militia origin of 32 men
Nah I'm fairly inexperienced with battle brothers
Only like 6-7 hours I think
Ain't at my pc rn
Decided to buy volume 4 & 5 of chainsaw man today
Noticed some missing scene from the manga in the anime
I like niche games so I tend to shill when I can
Lmao same
Does suck when you wanna talk about those games and people blankly stare at you
God I'm so hyped for the Quasimorph 1.0, whenever that is.
I'm regulary trying to forget that game so I dont suffer another progress wipe
I've had my fun with it, but for now I'm holding off till 1.0, then ima probably binge it
dealing with actual devils as a mechanic is such fun
Yeah I do love how you can be that scummy of a Merc that you do tasks for the demons that are currently wiping humanity out during basically judgement day
you're already guilty
Yeah
since you're the dickhead that unleashed them into our dimension
I'd just hope they do some more balancing for some of the factions
imagine trying to bring back civil slavery
Need a bit of a better incentive to "side" with some of them
yeah that's my huge gripe rn, I dont like having to play kingmaker
let the corpos do their thing without me making sure everyone stays on the board
I think it was Realware or something? They constantly steamrolled
quasimorph
Yeah, it's Quasimorph
It's on steam
not much worse than cdda tbh
Well that and I really like the setting
I thought it was barotrauma + terraria
Same
Nahhh
dont think baro will let you unleash literal demons... yet
I wish we had a cosmic horror game like terraria
Estonia jumpscare
What's Estonia
The gist of it is that humanity is in space now ye
hello
space corpo ancapistan
I'm getting stonia'd
All governments have collapsed basically, now corporations control everything
You're a Merc playing all sides
Ancapistan
Also it's judgement day and demons are currently wiping humanity out during all this
...
you can also keep the demons away by smoking
I am NOT posting that
Wish we had this to focus on
And you can be a lil goober and do missions for basically Satan
It's just stich
I'm putting a limitation on you
Is it a dairy plant
would be funny if we can unleash other bramfaturas as directly
I lob srich
Space Satan basically contacts u and goes "bro I'll pay u to wipe these annoying humans out on this space station, k thanks dude"
Why
yes it is
Only if they have demon mommies
Dug
and they will sacrifice your heart on the altar
Lmao make sure nowhere is safe from quasimorphosis
Mars? Ye fuck you, no longer safe
thats me rn
quasimorhph mostly makes me wish hellsign isnt abandoned
Oh yeah and basically if you die on a mission you lose all the stuff you brought in there, basically a brutal turn based game with extraction shooter elements
God wished he didn't see that
Sonic sex
Bird, have you played Northern Journey tho?
Are there demons
I just heard about it
Damn it, never found anyone else that's played it
Ye I'd recommend it heavily, unless you have any fear of insects or spiders
Then don't
You won't have a good time
my fear response is to reach out and try to hit the thing
You will like it
so that's just part of the fun
Alien found it pretty cringe, ye
I want dead space VR
i was the alien
Alien just does his own thing for me half the time
Alien Isolation should have a dating sim update
I mostly run into androids
Bro, that'd be fucking awesome
I love dead space but I don't really find it scary, but in VR?
Definitely
Dead space vr mod when
its mostly the controls tbh
Tank controls
I'm a firm believer that the ripper is a fucking awesome weapon
And I don't tolerate slander against it
aiming for the limbs ought to make it fun in VR
since you cant just center mass the mfers
byby
panic shooting will get you killed


