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no lol
How so
bc piss
Is your piss crystal clear
get zomboid
Got it
buy it
i mean, the summer sale's over either way i think
oh. well, i've only played pz
i like pz over rust, never could get into rust i dont like pvp games , i would checkout some videos and see if its up your alley its pretty different in terms of combat and stuff
rust is only fun with mates imo
otherwise you just end up in a loop of getting door camped or roof camped
Okkkk I think I would buy pz thanks y'allππ


ok you petty ass even named it the same lol
what the actual cuss lol
"unfortunately, it seems you have been bested by my superior intellect, poopers" π€
"i have won this battle, huzzah.
"
Why is this guy debating piss
asking whether to buy zomboid or not on a project zomboid server is wild
what answer do you expect
π
Guys is project zomboid good? do you guys play it??
only got 2 hours on it
I ask in a Rust sv and they all said "just buy it if u wanna lose ur life" XD
I'm applying to closest phlebotomist jobs and god i fucking hate i have to retype my resume in there stupid aystem
how did you know I'm from middle-east
Be not afraid
Simply build a time machine and do bloodletting
hotdog and beer
Easier than finding a job
I bought a burger from a bossman kebab shop once. It was the meatiest, juiciest burger I've ever had
accurate
Is your piss crystal clear?
if you drink a lot of water yes!
hearts are just balls upsidedown
It should be yes.
It shouldn't be
You are overhydrated
If its brown, you are dehydrated
Er no
someone has a freewipe server reference?
That isn't overhydration
Er yeah
it should not be
Also, is it your birthday?
thats unhealthy
lmao
Copilot
Its common for it to be darking in the morning.
copilot
@raw rock
Happy late birthday
Also while its true that CRYSTAL Clear urine is bad
99.9% of clear piss isn't actually clear.
Go ahead and ask me how I know (I've held piss cups for piss tests)
That is what I meant
It's not healthy to piss water
No it is not.
But I promise you, unless you are straight DOWNING water
and not moving around AT ALL
Correct
If you are actually worried about it
piss in a clear water bottle
and look at it then
IK crazy thing to say but thats how we do it
Piss can sometimes look crystal clear due to lighting in the bathroom
also
i wish people understood that a completly shitty photoshop, or a stupid collage made on paint will be a 100 time funnier than anything made with ai
Can I piss all over my hands and lick it lightly
Uh yea if thats what ur into ig
Yeti Videos.
Counterpoint.
Dudeee i was in my prime in river side had a car a axe a fucking fireman suit and 2 full canisters of gasolije
I died..
To one random bite
Had a goated spawn on a gas station
π
how about copium?
RNG Issue.
Rs
It was literally one bite tho so how
I had literally 40 armor points or whatever from bites
π
not enuf mate
It was the lag bro
Never tell someone to start on muldraugh tho
Riverside is sm betyer
Even for a noob
curse of ra..you know..
On muldraugh theres only zombies and canned food
liar
ill have you know i made some funny stuff
Imagine trying to drive away in yo car hit a lamp and thats why you die
Thats what happened to me π
skill issue HAHAHAHAHAH
just dont hit lamps

instead i hit people.
dude the engine had 9% durability ππ
i found a 100% Perfect state car but w/o a key
everyone knows anything under 90% only works 10% of the time
and 90% is just 50/50
or driving and checking discord on your other monitor and dying
crashing into a deer
Gotta get those 2 mechanics and 1 electronic skills dude
i have fortunately fucked up another computer
i love redownloading pertinent system files via ssh
Someone's freshman son prolly did this last year
men, the coast is clear
the internal package errors have been resolved
gayming
Short sword stands up right now
ignoring the errors don't make them go away
I'm a sucker for doing every side quest there is before actually doing the main story
Errors are just suggestions
GenAI has been the worst thing to happen to the vintage story Mod Database
Read the mods
i learned this the hard way, i redownloaded the necessary binaries and removed the shit i did then fixed the dependencies
The picture is a picture bro
we are coming into the clear now
Like, shitty goofy dumb photoshop jobs are infinity better than literally any genAI shit, I can learn so much more about the mod from an actual image
Cod and fortnite were using Ai for awhile
if later you dosen't hate you for it 2 weeks from now you will really hate it
Are they using ai thumbnails?
but that man ruined my life so fuck him
Okay? I hate both of those things too? I don't see your point
I was just saying they use ai
Since when are there Animals in pz
b42
I have a weird compulsion to never skip fights
Not everyone is tryna make a point
We should have left it at AARON and Cleverbot
Yeah, makes it so hard to scroll the mod db because half of it triggers a fight or flight response
Don't use em lol
Greetings gents
will always take the dialogue/lore build but ignore the dialogue options anyway in favor of never skipping fights
How are you lot doing today
I don't see what using it or not has to do with anything. It's still there on the DB
Not if like, y'know, don't let him use it or enlighten him on what a piece of shite it is?
Worked for like 10 hrs yesterday it's pain
I topped ice cream with chocolate mousse
Eish
Nice
When ur 50 ur ain't stopping lil jimmy
You are saying 50 like its 90
did someone say my age
Mate
you're 56 poopy
54
When u hit 50 times will be way different
Hold on
Moopy is 56
yessir
And he likes the stuff he likes
VERY rare
Atomic heart timeline
its not rare
just not broadcast
Moopy is the only one I have seen
The uneven line art goes crazy
says more about you than the world
wtf why are the colors so different on my monitor
I can assure you that isn't going to be happening
Yeah gotta have kids first lel
there we go blue light filter was off lol
NO MORE DJ MAX ANIME CORPO CHIBI
Me when different colour palette
i hate kids
every youth around me will be vapourised...expeditiously
I might have kids, depending on the future
Yes
They're also a waste of time though
If I have kids im blocking most websites till they get to a certain age
A pc can't complain about food or being beat
yah gl with that
Just sayin
no
Im gonna be smart instead of letting them get the 12 year old cannon event
mini pc is useful
no that's a good thing, force them to learn computer literacy
children are meatbags that shit, barf and cry
Maybe so
Unless u wanna be a major pain in their ass until they hate u
where there is a will they will find a way
But I can wifi block the website
wether it be going to school, going to a friends lol
just like me almost bricking my pc again
if they cant break out of my home firewall they don't deserve internet
The self reporting happening here is cuhrayray
there is a will and a way
I domt wanna be but I dont want them to see shit I did when I was younger
there aint no way you can prevent that lol
Maybe you shouldn't have kids
Donate some jizz and die knowing that your generation will continue suffering
Or just make sure they watch the stuff we did
by any means necessary
Kids literally be watching minion ai gore
it's not that hard. just don't give them their own device at a ridiculously young age
Like wtf
Kids are only going to be like that if you give them a reason to be. If you know kids are gonna hide stuff from you, you're just admitting right now that you'd be a bad parent and wouldn't present yourself as someone your kids can open up to when they have a problem
once they go to school thats nearly impossible lol
none of us do fortunately
Thank god
I wouldnt wanna do that
Newsflash bucko, I was one
I would give him up anyway
LMAO
we can still speculate tho
Make em based from birth
Scav is onto something
So
is doom bad for kids
Eh
Gore
At a young age
I feel like it's a video game
10 years yea
Unless ur playing no mercy
Im fine with it
A game can't be bad
But any younger nah
to be fair i got reprimanded in school for a story that was too bloody lol
idk man
insane
Well shit I cant be talking I was in old cod lobbies at the age of 8
I dont think gore is the problem
like they clearly never saw carrie
just dont give them lobotomizing games
If I ever somehow get a kid, I'll only make sure that he doesn't pretend on the Internet that he watches it for fun
horror movies were my shit as a boy and still are
Parenting is most of how the kid grows up
People in this chat do not need to pass along their data I tellyawhat
Video games barely do shit
Im gonna one day
Aint no stopping that
kids desiring games to grind is something I personally find alarming
i am certain that my jizz would only create a monster by my hand lmao
Aye me and my cousins grind mc all the time
no way am i raising a child
I dont mean large group projects
I was raised without a phone or any thing for a while and I was fine
I had a certain sense of humour when I was younger so I built something else
I mean seeking battlepass crap and numbers to 100% instead of
actually playing the game
Wool weiners go hard
Ik
Lol
Used skeletons as soldiers
Somehow the dick is better
yeah i get what youre saying but humans are curious in nature and when you have friends that are doing things that are cool and if school offers say like computer class its more complicated than than just saying you wont use something
But thats the second worst thing I built when I was younger
The first
Was a (redacted)
Haha I have cookies and milk and you dont
I have hot chocolate
if i wanted to do something and i wasnt allowed to or was not available to me i found alternative ways to access those things
sounds calorically dense and not very nutritious
L snack
I think a good idea is to just not give a device with unrestricted internet access at a young age and teach some computer literacy
Maybe yea
I built a lot of ww2 related things
Which my dad laughed about
thats what happened to me and I turned out fine don't have internet related mental problems
The nutrition is not the goal. I do not track lowly numbers like an abacus. I enjoy, I taste, while you sob in your pillow after having your three meals (unseasoned chicken and rice, unseasoned chicken and rice, and unseasoned chicken and rice)
I'm very offline tbh. my 12 year old younger sibling knows more bad online shit than I do
Fair
Jokes aside unseasoned chicken and rice tastes fresh as fuck
BAZINGA
I'm thankful that I had an offline childhood. Considering how I am naturally, I feel like I'd be majorly fucked up in the head if I had one
If im being honest I dont think I can say all the shit I built in mc
Hell, I'm going to drink some Dr. Pepper after that, to purely demonstrate my free will that you seem to resent so much. I will drink so much, that my pancreas fails and I shit all over the walls.
The internet irreparably fucked us up and we're better off for it
I'm glad I'm getting fucked up in my teenage years rather than lower school tho
hello
Kill her, cut her into slabs and grill
sounds like copium
And what exactly am I coping with
also seasoning has 0 calories so i donβt even know why thatβs part of your spiel
Blood has calories
UwU
I put it on my meat
It was a baseless accusation 
cookies and milk is what leads to the obesity trait
without the upside of getting points π
You can lose the trait by grinding out fitnesd
True
18 hours of running around per day for a week for +1 fitness
Just to lose the level after eating ice cream in a warehouse
i'm not even a solid entity i'm goop
and it's all the internets fault :3
god without it i'd be some fucked up white boy with a lot of conflicting feelings and untreated depression
Idk u sure ur not a white boy with conflicting emotions
I am
i do like 8 hours of cardio a week irl, meanwhile my zomboid character pushing 12 hours a day ππ
I feel weird emotions at the doctorsπ«
That's a weed bunny
Idk if riding s bike for 5 miles a day is cardio but that's all i do irl
i mean it is itβs just not a lot
i love biking tho
5 miles ain't shit fr
ew don't call me that pls
I was NOT calling u that lol
oh ok lol
yo i read that as 5 mins ππ
Sorry lol
yeah 5 miles is good
it's fine lmao
me making my char eat rotten cake from the trash
i'm just no military girl haha
Rimworld gameplay
I wish there were more twinks in the military man
they know better
checked the navy lately?
i know thats a running gag
Kapow
Last time I was with a military person they abused tf outta me lol
She was only national guard too 
im not sure, statistically, how many queer peopol are in the military and if theres any evident relation between gay people and joining the military.
I'm low-key just gonna buy hookers instead of lookin for love
this gif is the exact reason i have gif autoplay off
i can deal with bright flashing lights but this gif? no no no way
i am sure that the stats would be way lower than accurate to irl since abuse threats keeps people in the closet
Lmao
I didn't even know u could do that
its weird isnt it
me when people dont rush to settings after downloading anything
Never been man handled by anyone but that woman
Not fun

brother i think you need therapy
i don' like the flashing lights either, just, that gif is worse
yes
or several long walks with your mates
like genuinely mate, go talk to someone, be it a friend or a therapist, it helps
... a therapist?
Unfortunate
I dont like hitting women but I will if they swing first
Then its a different story
Solaris loves hitting dudes tho
Yep
I don't like hitting anyone purely because I know I'm dead on first hit in any fight
hitting on dudes?
No
My bones will be shattered immediately
Im straight

I carry a knife
I carry a revolver
I won't carry a gun anymore
pfft
Mostly cuz it's illegal for me
Instead you show off your cool knife skin before you get killed
people that carry guns are big babies
But also cuz I'll shoot someone or myself
I just concealed carry because yes
iβm not american my mind doesnβt comprehend miles
Literally the moment i get a shotgun it's over
I'll just shoot any rascals with my NERF Vulcan
Guys, how should I cut my chicken to give an illusion of abundance
Just gimmie a shitty barely functional flintlock musket or some shit
I'll try to intimidate them by performing an extremely slow reload
you dont need a gun
I'm eating a slug if i get one of those
slugs are sick
Or at least, you don't need a 50BMG
you dont need anything tbh
Hunting, plinking, sport
im talking about concealed carry m8
and "hunting" is just an excuse most peopol use
Most ppl who carry don't hunt around here
the highest gun ownership rates are in suburbs
Lol
what are you hunting? your neighbours
Ye hunting for the most dangerous game of all
?
Ppls
pfft
βMotion detected at your front doorβ
Nah I don't touch grass so I'll never find anyone
they're here to unproject your zomboid
Baby spiffs
But I do have my goal of someday founding a cult that is solely focused on helping clear my gaming backlog
One day..
you are going to the slammer if you do it wrong, and in the spur of the moment you are more likely to
Snackies with Momma Spiffo and bebe spiffs
Grape hits hard
Drink my cult g-fuel bro
wonder how many people join a cult knowing its a cult
Yantar be crazy too
It's watermelon flavoured
Zombie party all over those areas
literally on my like 2nd documentary on cults right now lol
Real cults are so ass, no cloaks, no cool sounding prayers
3 hours and going
If the cult leader gets to hit
Im good
I'd make a cult where we just pretend to be some deranged cult to fuck with people

make a trash cult
It's an ARG or some shit
damn dude, are you going for a phd?
this sounds like something i would do
at that moment..Cpu knew damn well
he got 12 shots in the chest
no lol , im needlefelting and need background noise
Worship in latin so they think ur satanic
fair enuf
nothing wrong with being satanic
im waiting for internal packages to download

Worship in Latin, speak in tongues at random intervals
then i get to do everything that failed, all over again
wait can i get a phd from just watching docus?!?!
step 8 reznov, freedom
Release a photo of me pretending to levitate

That's how we win it babyy
dairy!
Apart from killing pets and praising violence on ppl
endurance: 1
not all of them do that .-.
no 
Bro I actually am
Almost zero.
They call it a collective, or movement, commune, community, etc.
Larger ones obviously fall under terms like a religion.
The more successful ones usually have no label
i shall watch 50 docus on medical and claim overseer of leon
Ur right but theyre the reason ion fw satanic ppl
understandable

Trouble is I didn't invest a shit ton into a specific skill, it's either mid or super low
i mean i worship mother lilith 
anyway
I keep physically stopping myself from punching
I worship whoever pays me
is this consistent logic, or specific and informed by something else
well spoken capatalist
βJust doing what is best for our communityβ is a good sum up of a cultist mindset.
i follow them on insta lol
firemanβs coat is good protection
satanic temple
for early game
they should worship you mate, own the means of production
Fireman gear is a noob trap
oh my goddess
abolish the means
my friend ember too!?>
Bruh this is general chat, I'm talking about real life here
:"D
karl marx didnt go far enough
You are getting stroked by heat hard
good protection never said it was good overall
invest some points into vigor then
No
I pay you 1 cuteness
None
4stam 4 str lether belt
In buffalo some ppl were just killing cats for rituals, cleaned up alot of the park every year for the longest time at work
i mean if you want me to be a goddess i'll make sure to be a benevolent one
lol noob
But one group of meth heads isn't every person so
is this logic consistent tho
i already have a goddess

I mean it's consistently fucked up
Dionysis is an epic god. His cult is epic too
god of getting fucking wasted, i approve
fair enuf
same
Nah i don't mind satanists just don't cut urself and post gore
As long as ur a normal person ong
I never ever encountered a satanist
Normal people weird me out
i dont believe in anything
what about a seitanist?
Well gore isn't ok unless it's war footage
Uh
At that point it's not even gore tbh
Lmao isn't even gore
im a satanist and normal
Bruh people get exploded by landmines
seitan is delicious
Wtf you mean isn't gore
Gore to me is someone making snuff
I wouldn't be surprised if seitan had a cult
War footage is mostly drone or security footage
Shit looks like blocks of gluten
This gotta be bait
Not ppl in their basement choppin up mfers
just respec
So basically if somebody wanted to get away with making snuff, they just do it in a war zone instead and it's all fine for u?
all you need is a larval tear and talking to rennala
scarf!
a
what about pictures of people getting tortured by ameri- invading soldiers
Thats not combat
A!
That's torture
Getting awfully close to P word
So if you randomly attacked somebody who picked up a weapon to defend themselves, that ain't gore?
you have a very specific definition of war gore
Even if you minced em up
Fuck gore
Gore is cringe anyway
People in real life: Hey man, how are you?
14 yr olds like gor
He's stupid
My guy this just sounds like an excuse some war criminal would use to try and get out of being tried for some pretty nasty shit ngl
Why would you watch it, unless it bears some sort of information (like raw news footage)
Exactly it just happens that jimmy got blown up
I have a way more interesting topic
Mid broadcast
Yes
Pushies are dumb
What country is this?
Listenbourg
It's European won't be there long
Wat
Why do i gotta learn countries that'll be parking lots in 50 years, y'all better say goodbye to the us and the uk
We're going first
They'll ignore my country we fine
We just crisp up anyway
Australia
Hell yeah
We gonna burn, Mr Climate is coming for us
There's only like 2 Kevins per square kilometer in Australia
can u send emu first
I heard y'all got a heatwave
there is no country there irl but listenbourg is a meme
i mean cassowary
Both of those suck
i felt bad for chat sorry man
I'll send you a few cane toads
I wish my country didn't fucking exist
kind of pathetic that no one realised
At the same time
fair
World would be weird with it being French or Spanish
They can stay there
Or Franish
i dislike that map
Very pretty
Do you have anything positive to say?
Have u ever been to any cities lol
I have a reason for hating most states i hate
I mean, yeah? I've been to several cities of varying sizes
i dont think its necessary to be positive about america
I don't get what that has to do with states in the US
Maybe I just hate the city
Nebraska dawg
I just called them fuck ass
It's in the us.
i wanna go to japan
why
Mid as hell
What does that have to do with me visiting cities?
Being positive is why we have so many issues rn
japan is overrated
Like I don't see a connection
Tine to nut up and get shit done or imma be paying 40 for eggs soon
It's a great country it's just not that interesting
i thought that was due to bird flu
and they had to cull ab unch of birbs
japan is made out to be this exotic, fantasy utopia, in contrast with the reality that its just a country
Japan low-key committed so many crimes against humanity
with many issues
high key man
But I'm falling for the propaganda
how much are they there? theyre only 3 to 4 bucks here
Like 10 12 bucks depending on grade
they committed so much shit and they dont even acknowledge it
fucking insane
i love being cambodian...nothing bad ever happened here
because i love japan
We forgive you germanyyy
you can buy 30 here for 10 bucks lol
pfft, how did they think theyd get away with this lmao
Daaaam
I'm a child i bought new toys
Instead of food I bought alcohol and mega construx halo figuresπ£οΈ
Didn't a war criminal just elude arrest and carry on living until 2003
Still havenβt played the game btw
who are you
The ceo
Cambodia, world famous for it's lack of unexploded landmines in the countyside
That steam is sure as hell happy
dont forget the bone pits my man
A meme I had sent to me earlier, it's kind of rude to japanese ppl but it's funny to meπ
Risk it for the biscuit
It's just an atomic bomb with a song playing
dont
What bone pits? Cambodia is famous for never having conflict
And wont
zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket.
China will invade
We should have used bats
It's never had a incredibly disturbing drop in life expectancy at some point in the late 70s
Would have definitely worked
exactly ahahahahha
my dad and uncles never had to flee anything
No cannibalism here folks
my extended family are still all alive
They didnβt wear glasses,200 iq move
haha
Ye Cambodia during that time wasn't very peak
Temu army is coming for u fart
its still not peak
U know it's bad when one of the major prison camps there only had like 6 people left when it got liberated
we ball though
This game has mod workshop support right
yessir
yes
Very nice
Play the game
Do you steam regional pricing?
yeah man tbh my entire family on that side[that survived] is mentally fucked up beyond the horizon
including myself
haha
Ok a few more survivors than that
i pirate
This is making me thankful the only tragedy my family was affected by is the towers
U made me depressed dawg
Probably the ones doing the chopping π
i still remember that like it was yesterday
i wa splaying cs 
what the fuck bookie 
I don't, ya boi wasn't existent yet
Puppers, getting owned in CS since before I was in diapers
Yk whatβs they say, if you arenβt on the table youβre on the menu
i still killed nasko a few times lol
so idc
dont let dairy's bones fool you, he is a young gentleman
He's an old coot
I mag-7'd the shit out of Thrash a few times
100%
Bro what did I walk into
People think I'm middle aged
I do not know that this is what they say no
one time i killed him and he was like... ok im sitting up now, and i proceeded to get wrecked like 50 times in a row after that lol
Eat the rich
W
Youll just hear me say "I'm readjusting" and by that I mean, I'm gonna sit in a different deranged fashion
Peak of prole cuisine
Bro knows bart
Scott Bessent said it I think
nm the score , 63 is a lot ill have you know lol
When talking about the situation in Ukraine lol
Let's not bro
Why'd you screenshot a pic of his ass?
Pretty messed up dude
he didnt know i was underthere lol
Underwhere
i wanted to knife him but i HAD to make sure he died
This admin is pretty fun ngl youβve got to admit it
What admin
You do not, in fact, have to admit that
I am not talking abt Ukraine
Show me your playtime on steam
@bronze moat most friendliest Dragur i ever met
They're, presumably, referring to the current administration for the US (politics)
It's a tragedy and shouldn't be taken lightly man
Ah
why , i been playing cs since 2001
when it was enter cd keys lol
Iβm just curious
Either way, I couldn't care less about the big cheese
Who cares abt the government
I put 200 hours over the course of a year (still shit at the game)
They're my babysitter
govern deez nuts
Whatβs about csgo
This is typically about how long I spend on tutorials
i dont know
I have 400 hours in Beamng lol
Interesting factoid: Dionysis wants you buzzed NOT drunk.
To be drunk/wasted is to loss the effect. His teachings are that just getting buzzed is what brings the most joy and enhancement
how many burner discord accounts do you have bookie
Fr
7
Not even I be acting like bro
Itβs 12 if you include my edating accounts
Please go outside bookie
sure man
take everything with what people say as a grain of firt
dirt
lol
or is it rice
grain of fart
grain of firt 
grain of snicklefritz
itβs salt not dirt
if people can make up words like skibirbri i can say wahtever i want lol
ok bookie
Should I go completely vanilla for the first playthrough or should I use QoL mods
for 41?
Play vanilla
Yea
Or end up confusing mods and base mechanics
if u dont play vanilla you will never improve
id play vanilla first and see what you do or dont like
Do mods work if I add them later on or do I need to restart
man some of these food mods add 4000 calorie foods and gigantic water bottles meanwhile the gun mods add m60s
Eat the vanilla and use chocolate
its true u wont be as good if u start with mods.
restart
but if ur new restarting will happen alot.
depends on the mod, some vehicle mods and i think map ones if you havent visited the area can spawn them but like map mods i would add before just so nothing uckcy happens
pz is a difficult game with semi perma death
thats a lie!!!
I saw someone die on YouTube because of a broken window
you can die from everything in pz
even a tree branch
i agree
lol i died from that last night on steamdeck
Ok Iβll stop posting here cause I donβt wanna spoil everything
once u have 500 hours u play the game likes it shawn of the dead
I want the pain to be fresh
goodluck
i didnt know how to change seats
and let your death be swift.
"I CAN make it"
Did u cure urself or wait until sweet release
LET THE 42ND ANNUEL KNOX EVENT COMMENCE
no i got scratch and rage quitted lol
cause i was playing winter is coming
Nuh uh
What would even be a 4000 calorie food
The real experience of knowing everything and just speedrunning the game until you get a death of boredom
lmfao i start in winter with sprinters 0 water or power 12 months later
its the only way i can play nowadays
i prefer vanilla
Where is cryogenic winter
Smh
i use the coldest vanilla temperature possible
same 42 drastically covered all the mods i have used
i legit only have 12 mods on my modlist
and none impact the game
not even qol mods
i would love barricade options like that barricade mod on workshop
i love that mod
I'm just letting the devs cook
this one!
pogos clothing and spongies clothing thats all
i just like the vanilla style clothing
42s clothings look great!
At least vanilla ones
vanilla shoes genuinely need a remake tho



