general_chat

[boreal spade]

make a stink bomb

or something

wlater whtie

[spring swan]

I'm not a chemist

I'm the kind of scientist that could "oopsie" my way to **start **an apocalypse, not fight it

[boreal spade]

make penencillin or however you spell it because eventually its gonna run out

and EVERYONE is gonna die of bacterial infection

[hasty thistle]

Oh, so you're a biologist working for Umbrella, are you?

[spring swan]

except if its zomboid

[spring swan]

I'm a biologist, yep

[boreal spade]

do you get to play plants vs zombies if you have farming 10

cuz biochemist

[naive gazelle]

No I would die of other reasons

[hasty thistle]

Not if you have a high enough level Carpentry to keep the zombies from your garden. 😉

[boreal spade]

or electrical and make lawnmowers

[hasty thistle]

In PZ, that would require a mod... but I know there's one out there.

[lunar nest]

the new fire reminds me of south park fire effect

[spring swan]

Me too. Dying of disease is a luxury in a situation like a Z-apocalypse. More traumatic death is infinitely more likely

[burnt kite]

Side with some armed dudes and clear out the laboratory, and try to reverse engineer a vaccine

[boreal spade]

zombie apocolypses are stupid either way

they dont spread unless its airborne

and people will start rotting away

[hasty thistle]

In PZ it is.

[young kelp]

Knox is airborne

Confirmed by the devs

[burnt kite]

@steady viper I'm going to kill you

[steady viper]

Side with some armed dudes and nuke the infection away

[naive gazelle]

My only advantage is that I run for long distances, pretty good endurance. But I have very small bones, so I would fall in a funny way and bonk my head somewhere silly and die

Lucky death somehow

[boreal spade]

forgive me but if its airborne it doesnt infect you unless your standing near an infected person or body right

[burnt kite]

Side with some armed dudes and die

[boreal spade]

does it travel far

[hasty thistle]

Hold up... "small bones"??? What is this?

[left bobcat]

Damn, I didn't the in game map was in the stratosphere... no wonder you can fall into the endless abyss

[naive gazelle]

Meaning you have fragile skeleton structure

[left bobcat]

You're so high up you're actually in space o.o

[burnt kite]

But can we get much higher

[hasty thistle]

No, see, the Knox event, as in the zombie apocalypse we see in PZ... it is an airborne thing, but we (the players) are immune to that strain of infection. We can only be infected by someone that was infected by the airborne strain.

[left bobcat]

Wrong

[young kelp]

My head canon on the infection is that the player's body can handle small amounts of the knox as seen on why scratches and lacerations are percentage based as it depends on either how much got in you or if the players body was able to handle it

Bites however are 100% due to the amount of it present in saliva

[boreal spade]

yes im aware but if i were susceptible to it

[left bobcat]

You can only be infected by someone infected by the airborne strain OR the fluid strain.

[boreal spade]

would isolation save me?

[young kelp]

In the air, those who can't handle the infection are easily turned

[boreal spade]

or will the particles still kill me

[naive gazelle]

I would survive all that just to break my bones and die funny

[hasty thistle]

Okay, so "weak" or "fragile" bones, not small ones. I was struggling because when you said this all I could picture is when Dorothy meets the Munchkings upon arriving in Oz.

[young kelp]

Tho no idea how long it would stay airborne

[naive gazelle]

No. I mean literally both smaller in diameter and fragile

Like

[hasty thistle]

Get more calcium/magnesium in your diet!

[naive gazelle]

I can show my wrist and it would be more easy to understand

[naive gazelle]

It's not possible to grow after 20

[hasty thistle]

You can still strengthen.

[burnt kite]

Toothpicks

[naive gazelle]

Yeah, but diameter won't change

[naive gazelle]

Yeah basically

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-are-you-even-cag-gif-4651387453395032887

[hasty thistle]

Look, I'm a thin person with thin bones... but diet and exercise can still build on what I have and allow me to have a very physical job, slinging boxes at my local UPS hub.

[boreal spade]

gotta eat more man!

[naive gazelle]

Sent a pic with the wrist,it could even be considered a fair weak point

I'm pretty unlucky diameter wise

[burnt kite]

Eat yo beans

[tawdry salmon]

cease

This chicanery

[boreal spade]

what do you think happened to people in space

during pz

[tawdry salmon]

they’re probably in space bro

[boreal spade]

cuz it was only 9 days

[tawdry salmon]

woah

[naive gazelle]

If they were lucky enough they could've landed on an island

[lyric galleon]

theyd have to crash the ISS into water since they dont have supplies

[hasty thistle]

Okay, so looked and, srsly? That looks like my wrist, no lies, and I'm slinging 50# packages on the regular for a full 8 hour work shift. I have faith in you, if you put in the work to get your diet and exercise in order to do amazing things.

[boreal spade]

not the iss

they were some soviet spacecraft

[lyric galleon]

who the fuck else is in space

[boreal spade]

it was launched in 2000 something

[tawdry salmon]

It could maybe manage planetary re entry, the real question is how they’d survive landing considering it’s airborne

[lyric galleon]

water landing

[boreal spade]

keep using space helmet

[tawdry salmon]

lands spacecraft immediately dies

[naive gazelle]

Yeah and I'm short (and yes I mean for my country) but yeah I can build strength to some degree. Thanks for the encouragement 🙏

[boreal spade]

i think the safest would be island nations

or like

tristan da cuhna

[tawdry salmon]

Landing in the north sentinel island

[lyric galleon]

if you think about it, the knox outbreak is just the black plague

population would go down and then up again

[boreal spade]

cough on a tissue while you have smallpox and put it on the islands shore

[tawdry salmon]

yk it begs the question if some guys in Antarctica would be safe from the airborne variant, I have to only assume the Knox virus couldn’t travel across the arctic without any actual host and solely by air

[boreal spade]

nuclear submarines

[tawdry salmon]

some places on earth have to be like, entirely safe

[boreal spade]

tahiti

[tawdry salmon]

Some random remote bunker in Siberia or something

[boreal spade]

that one mr beast visited

[frozen ember]

playing valhiem again

havent played this game in so long

cant wait to get back to my old world 😊

I forget how quick this game loads even with millions of mods 🙂

aight bye chat

[boreal spade]

yo

most of east asia is loactose intolerant

so just put some noise generators and humidifiers with milk in them

[hasty thistle]

Well, that was a quick hello and goodbye.

[boreal spade]

if zomboids eat people alive

do they poo

[steady viper]

[hasty thistle]

Why?

[boreal spade]

idk

[steady viper]

We need to know

[oblique stream]

The least weird plunger convo

[boreal spade]

what happens to pregnant people if infected

do zomboids with glasses need their glasses to see?

[hasty thistle]

I play ttrpgs and we ignore the need to poo...

This is what happens when you don't:

https://youtu.be/VTK6tp5qSPI?si=QIl-lglad9gYFQBb

[hasty thistle]

Dawn of the Dead answered that one.

[boreal spade]

would bears eat zombies

[steady viper]

Zomboids dont even need eyes to see you

[boreal spade]

do they blink

why dont maggots spawn on them

[hasty thistle]

IKR?

[swift crag]

Interesting video to open this chat up to

[hasty thistle]

Hehehehe.

[swift crag]

I blame you

[boreal spade]

what if a tornado happens

or a tsunami

cuz zmbies cant swim

[steady viper]

They can

[hasty thistle]

They just walk along the sea floor.

[boreal spade]

in b42????

[tall glen]

I am here

[boreal spade]

does that mean

[tall glen]

I am eepy

[boreal spade]

they have no oxygen in them

cuz they dont float

[steady viper]

Had one walk right across a river today

[boreal spade]

so tissue death

[hasty thistle]

Not really, mechanically.

[steady viper]

[boreal spade]

wait do zombies tend to eat animals corpses in 42

[hasty thistle]

As far as I know, they do not. They only target humans.

[boreal spade]

why dont they just eat each other

picky ass eaters

[spring swan]

i'm close to axe role I can sense it

[last spoke]

Why sense it? You know you can just check

I'll think you're a dweeb for it but you can check

[spring swan]

ahah naaah I never checked in 3 years. I am fine and I don't really care

[steady viper]

How do you get arch linux role?

[boreal spade]

if you hid in a trash bin and did some looney tunes shit would it work

like prop hunt

[boreal spade]

plungah

im going to sleep

[burnt kite]

God damn PLUNGERS

[steady viper]

Hard r is crazy

[boreal spade]

lol

badminton tomorrow

[hasty thistle]

You get special roles after getting to Veteran role and having a discussion with staff about what applies to you best.

[boreal spade]

fuck

[last spoke]

Because we use arch btw

[boreal spade]

sweat

gn ladies

[burnt kite]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asus_Eee_PC
Im probably going go install Arch on it

[oblique stream]

Nah, it has too much bloat to use arch

[burnt kite]

How so

[oblique stream]

Touchpad and monitor

you dont need them

[burnt kite]

[oblique stream]

keyboard is also a bit too much

true arch users use pen and paper to represent code

[tepid rivet]

If you make a server in project zomboid is it going to be like "active" 24/7? Or will turn off upon the host leaving

And no one else can play

[scenic violet]

is there potentially a mod that changes fabrics you sew onto clothes. changes as in removes the texture so your base clothes arent ruined by the additional protection you gain from sewing said sheets onto your clothes

[quasi slate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GaC6FmszDI4?si=_HkKoaTilhKyCOqJ

[tepid rivet]

Damn you wanna keep the drip even in the end of the world?

[scenic violet]

absolutely

[tepid rivet]

😂😂

[stone meadow]

https://youtu.be/jjhRSNkquOc

edgerunners 2!!!

davids dead!

[quasi slate]

So good

[spring swan]

if you're talking about local hosting, as soon as no one is online, server stops I think

as you know, the local host is no longer there to provide the "goodies" to keep the server up

[burnt kite]

Chat, imagine you are getting executed by the cartel and forced to grab an AM tower, and the last thing you hear is a sermon beamed directly into your brainstem

[swift crag]

What

[quasi slate]

Cartel? Is that some kind of mexican food

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-wth-tf2-team-fortress-2-shock-gif-5852517115769452555

Holy eddies

[burnt kite]

Did I stutter

[swift crag]

Yes

[burnt kite]

Where

[swift crag]

Everywhere

[burnt kite]

I don't see your vision

[swift crag]

That’s a good thing

[burnt kite]

@nocturne path I'm so hungry I could eat a...

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[tepid rivet]

Is there a way to make a 24/7 server?

[spring swan]

locally?

I guess run your hosting session all the time. But I have never tried. I only use third party providers to host

[quasi slate]

got free fragaria strawberries because my dad found them growing in the wilderness another day another slay

[tepid rivet]

I dunno either way

Cause i wanna play with other people but id have to reset every 1 hour cause im playing cloud

And it would be tiring for others

[spring swan]

With third party providers you can set if the server is 24/7 or in-game time stops when no one is online

Again, locally I am unsure as I never bothered with

[tepid rivet]

Uh locally theres an option "freeze if no ones online" or something

Suggests that its online 24/7

[frozen ember]

Rate the frame of this castle boys

do yall think its a nice setup?

[quasi slate]

cheburek

[frozen ember]

ymummers

what is that

like garlic naan

[quasi slate]

thats dill lol

[tepid rivet]

Jeez im trying to clear out a neighborhood and have a quite safe place

9 zombies near one house

😭

Where and how

[loud pumice]

!tap

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1100348248960536576/image.png

[loud pumice]

That just looks like empanadas

[quasi slate]

@loud pumice

[quasi slate]

i saw real ada wong

real

[loud pumice]

Was she asian

[burnt kite]

Its absolutely goated

[quasi slate]

real ada Uppy

[loud pumice]

That's HER!

[quasi slate]

REAL COSPLAYER ON POINT ADA WONG

[burnt kite]

Especially when it's fresh and still juicy

[icy vigil]

Are you in a con right now

[burnt kite]

You literally drink the juices before eating

[quasi slate]

i like them at the beach the most

fresh hot waves chebureki

[frozen ember]

whats a dill

[quasi slate]

its a vegetable

[loud pumice]

OMAGYAD

[quasi slate]

you never had dill flavored chips?

[burnt kite]

That and baklava

[tepid rivet]

The fucking alarm

[tepid rivet]

Atleast i know the neighborhood is safe cause only one crawled out

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-are-you-even-cag-gif-4651387453395032887

[tepid rivet]

NVM THERES LIKE 15 COMING HERE

Im hiding in the toilet ready to drink the bleach

Dont let my 12th character die

😭

Will the zombies ever go away after the alarm?

Why da fuck do i have to eat every 5 mins

[frozen ember]

errr maybe once

[tepid rivet]

erm

What are the chances a zombie wont break my window

After seeing me

Nvm

He did

[quasi slate]

dill is one of my favorite chip flavors

[tepid rivet]

Thats weird? Hes not tryna break into the bedroom

After breaking into the house

[frozen ember]

What style yall think looks better left or right

[tepid rivet]

This game is confusing

[tepid rivet]

Right

[tepid rivet]

Dill is underrated

[atomic forum]

Ada!

[quasi slate]

underrated in murica probably yes

[harsh vault]

hai moopy

[quasi slate]

hi

[onyx igloo]

what mysterious force is making me sleep at 2am and some wake up at 4am

[vale sleet]

good morning guys how is everyone doing today?

[onyx igloo]

in a state of delusion

[frozen ember]

are u still tired tho

[onyx igloo]

not currently but i definitely will be later

[quasi slate]

dead grandma spirit in your room bruv

[onyx igloo]

gramma

why you wakin me

wait all my grammas alive

[young kelp]

The older ones

Great

[frozen ember]

i have to like sleep for 10 hours unless then im tired

however i slept from like 9 am to 3pm today

it was weird

[livid notch]

I cannot sleep longer than like 4 or 5 hours, I always wake up early

[young kelp]

I've been waking up at midnight, I've started to dream about dd2 already, I haven't even reach hour 100

[storm stirrup]

What's dd2

[young kelp]

Sequel of dd1

Darkest dungeon 2

[storm stirrup]

Oh alright

What about ddr

[quasi slate]

shoutout to all my pistachio cream enjoyers in the chat

https://tenor.com/view/crema-di-pistacchio-crema-pistacchio-foodporn-gif-20127556

[storm stirrup]

I don't like pistachio

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-block-gif-6271171026201408328

[onyx igloo]

yo

[onyx igloo]

BEAT HIM WITH HAMMERS

[storm stirrup]

Imagine how hard it is being a fly

[storm stirrup]

Why

[onyx igloo]

you have an opinion i dont like

[storm stirrup]

:(

Oh ye?

What's your favourite ice cream flavour

[storm stirrup]

Cmon tell me

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1391365599585767444/bU3z9zz_vNNLLdI-.mp4?ex=686ba1b1&is=686a5031&hm=3a689516979a4e699af6a533aa7f3f353198d4bde9042476113a8a1b2bb99e62&

[storm stirrup]

I can't watch rn

[onyx igloo]

about pistachio icecream

[storm stirrup]

BEAT HIM WITH HAMMERS

[onyx igloo]

NO YOU

[storm stirrup]

NO YOU

Pistachios taste bad

[young kelp]

Nuts is nuts

[onyx igloo]

NO THEY DONT

[young kelp]

They all taste like nuts

[onyx igloo]

thats what yo momma told me

[storm stirrup]

They don't

[onyx igloo]

got em

[storm stirrup]

Yes they do

[storm stirrup]

WOAHH too far man

Beat him with hammers

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-ping-off-no-ping-reply-ping-gif-7694799882666584177

[young kelp]

[toxic hawk]

I love cajune

[storm stirrup]

Muhahahaha

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177020785970401343/1391186793319104575/togif.gif

[storm stirrup]

What is that

[onyx igloo]

You will regret this.

[storm stirrup]

Prove it

[storm stirrup]

NOOOOO

STOP BEING SUCH A MEANIE

😭 😭

[harsh vault]

whos being mean?

[storm stirrup]

Sean is

[pale berry]

Hey Sean I'm about to blow your mind

[harsh vault]

i cant do much i have a tummy ache ;w;

[storm stirrup]

Just don't

[harsh vault]

blow mine next!

[storm stirrup]

Easy as that

[toxic hawk]

How about we don't blow people

[harsh vault]

aw

hai jamie

[toxic hawk]

Hello

[storm stirrup]

I read mine as me at first 😭

Hi

[harsh vault]

how ish u jamie?

[toxic hawk]

Great

And you

[harsh vault]

ummmm

the tummy aching, and i might be in love?

my love senses are ver confusing recently

[toxic hawk]

Are the two mutually independent or responsible for our another

One*

[harsh vault]

me nu know who or what to love

they are independent

[toxic hawk]

I see, that nice

Expect the ache that not nice

Except *

[storm stirrup]

Welp

No wifi cya later

[swift crag]

Naughty wifi

[harsh vault]

hai maepple

ugh i have to go to the pet store soon -w-

[swift crag]

Hi Floofie

[swift crag]

Would go and adopted a floofie or something

[harsh vault]

omg would you adopt me

[swift crag]

Maybe

[harsh vault]

awwww

would be so amazing

[swift crag]

Definitely if you were a cat :3

[harsh vault]

:c

im cooler!

[harsh vault]

hai crusader

[naive flicker]

Yo

[surreal mirage]

Ligma

[trail palm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dumb-idiot-feline-lacking-gif-2668057531549262387

[surreal mirage]

Any wise words today moopy?

[quasi slate]

Bazinga

[harsh vault]

you are alive?!

[quasi slate]

Welcome back bro

[trail palm]

why are you guys rainbow

[naive flicker]

Brainow

[quasi slate]

Idk new role colors i dont like it

[trail palm]

wow new vet colour

crazy

[surreal mirage]

Cool kids club

[urban tinsel]

nasko found new toys to play with

[quasi slate]

On older discord the vet color is just plain blue lol

[trail palm]

i think thats better than this confetti vomit no offence...

[quasi slate]

Real

[surreal mirage]

Moopy running the pre alpha version of discord

Sometimes i miss the old layout

[quasi slate]

That version of discord doesnt even have threads or replies lol

[naive flicker]

We call him naskar but aight

[quasi slate]

New profile pic

[surreal mirage]

Minecraft painting

[naive flicker]

Real

Vintage Story painting 🤯

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tsmO6UHH4A&t=3s

[naive flicker]

Going through rain with short pants

Meh

Could be worse, actually feels nice from time to time

[naive flicker]

Is this the escapists 2

[trail palm]

i think its terraria

[naive flicker]

No it's not

[quasi slate]

Kindergarten 2

[naive flicker]

Project Zomboid

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[trail palm]

whats zomboid

[naive flicker]

What's project

[trail palm]

we should do a general chat pz server

that would almost go hard

[naive flicker]

God no 💔

[trail palm]

it would be bottom 1 server of all time bro

it would go hard

[quasi slate]

did you hear the devastating news that the multiplayer development got cancelled for build 42? 💔

[naive flicker]

Yea 💔

[quasi slate]

im so heart broken

crying as i type

[naive flicker]

Hat brocken

[trail palm]

what?

isnt that like half of project zomboid

the multiplayer

[quasi slate]

💔

😭

[onyx igloo]

guys

[naive flicker]

Still, got deleted

[pale berry]

I'm pisssobbing rn

[onyx igloo]

the zomboid is a project

[naive flicker]

The code is too old and messy

[pale berry]

Assignment undead

[onyx igloo]

im blowing up the toilet sobbing

[trail palm]

wait lowkey is b42 that big of a change

[harsh vault]

im into men

[naive flicker]

Without MP? Only a good amount of content but that's about it

[toxic hawk]

i like cows

[pale berry]

My cat is preventing me from going to work

[naive flicker]

Bruh

[quasi slate]

huge dif from b41

[harsh vault]

why are you in bed wearing that

[quasi slate]

graphically better too

[naive flicker]

That is true

[trail palm]

but no mp 🥀 so a net negative

[pale berry]

Cause I got ready early

[harsh vault]

why wear jeans and belt like midwesterner

[quasi slate]

it's the community's job to make a multiplayer mod for project zomboid

💔

[onyx igloo]

[harsh vault]

i dont understand men and their jeans and belts

[trail palm]

i think thats extremely hard and impossible

[quasi slate]

you dont wear jeans with a belt?

[harsh vault]

icky

[quasi slate]

i wear a belt on everything thats not tracksuit pants

[harsh vault]

its a turn off for the floof

not the most appealing

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/eliott-open-season-run-over-shaw-open-season-2006-gif-5396656016299781008

[trail palm]

i dont wear jeans

fuck jeans

[harsh vault]

belts not my thing

[naive flicker]

I don't wear belts at all

[onyx igloo]

i like jeans

i dont have any belts though

[harsh vault]

well, belts are my thing :3

[naive flicker]

Jeans are overrated

[quasi slate]

my pants falling off if i dont use a belt lol

[naive flicker]

No

[harsh vault]

maybe i dont mind them with jeans

i change my mind

[toxic hawk]

jeans are not the only ption to apeear respectable and are also very uncomfortable for me, restricts mouvement too much

[trail palm]

i dont wear belts or jeans

ever

[naive flicker]

Cargo pants ftw

🗣️

[trail palm]

bottom 5 clothing of all time

cargos go hard

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-dropkick-gif-1310520311152972568

[burnt kite]

I wear a belt so I can whip it out and beat my friend into a coma whenever i have to

[harsh vault]

cargo pants are so hot....

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jeans-skate-board-frozen-frozen-jeans-on-skateboard-pants-gif-11300983497308306155

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/hellinheavns-gif-19689034

[quasi slate]

i love my belt too much to use as a weapon until i have my own son i can beat up with a belt

[toxic hawk]

what

[naive flicker]

Based

[harsh vault]

belts...

[naive flicker]

And your wife ofc

[harsh vault]

YES

[onyx igloo]

yes i die in the summer wearing those

[quasi slate]

nah i wouldnt beat my wife with a belt maybe idk

[naive flicker]

Just a slap?

Yea understandable

[pale berry]

Duality of man

[naive flicker]

🗣️

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[toxic hawk]

moopy would you beat el clear in a DJmax 1v1

[quasi slate]

no im just a human without powers i cant win

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-djmax-trrricksters-tricksters-el-clear-gif-11063327695306917386

[quasi slate]

ur putting up a sheep against a wolf

[onyx igloo]

god gives his finest beers to his drunkest drivers

[toxic hawk]

general chat has devolved into recycling shortform content platforms' comment section's jokes

[toxic hawk]

@lyric galleon i am missng one single component to craft the 7x7 amp

[onyx igloo]

hey vsauce here

[quasi slate]

ur home security is great

[onyx igloo]

or is it

[harsh vault]

im daydreaming about cargo pants because of yall now

[naive flicker]

Calm your farm mate

[burnt kite]

I would honestly just beat my kids rather than shout at them

[quasi slate]

i used the wrong audio clip

bruh

[burnt kite]

Vallsack

[onyx igloo]

Ball

[burnt kite]

Vall

[nimble sand]

anyone wanna squad up

[naive flicker]

Naw

[onyx igloo]

sak

sock

[trail palm]

speaking head emoji in light mode...

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-are-you-even-cag-gif-4651387453395032887

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-20496920

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-majima-goro-majima-kazuma-kiryu-gif-23878198

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

I don't need to think fast

I'll just walk it off

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-24749838

[trail palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530204153515999232/1235300471317467136/togif.gif

instagram core

[burnt kite]

I can envision what comments would there be on real insta

[quasi slate]

would you eat this potato

[burnt kite]

Arent tomatoes called apples of love in french

[quasi slate]

thats weird considering europeans were super scared of tomatoes when they first saw them

[urban tinsel]

think you're thinking of potato being apple of the earth

[chrome jetty]

anyone else play starsector

[quasi slate]

potato

my favorite spud deepfried

[chrome jetty]

starsector*

[quasi slate]

glory to ireland

[burnt kite]

It was probably called like that when they found out that theyre aite

Its just tomate now

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-are-you-even-cag-gif-4651387453395032887

[onyx igloo]

cause the lead plates and the acidity of the tomatoes poisoned people

[burnt kite]

Toes

[quasi slate]

yes

[fair yacht]

ah yes gen chat

[quasi slate]

iirc copper is also dangerious with tomatoes

[onyx igloo]

im force feeding you 20 lead tomatoes

[quasi slate]

you cant do that im swedish

[onyx igloo]

the only words i know in swedish are you little bastard

[burnt kite]

Is sweden just like on cry of fear

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-of-fear-run-slow-run-slow-motion-gif-4145652197997885764

[burnt kite]

I just jugged a band director

I got a brand new saxophone

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hall-ashton-ashton-hall-meme-morning-routine-ashton-hall-morning-routine-gif-13475116408670853454

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hill-angry-gif-13144558359482930376

[harsh vault]

lamar ragebaited him

[surreal mirage]

I don't actually know if ashton hall is satire or not

[harsh vault]

me neither

but from that one clip

he might be

[surreal mirage]

The 3am schedule clips must be

[harsh vault]

im craving water

wish i had the money for it

[surreal mirage]

No tap water?

[quasi slate]

in one of his videos hes seen with watermelon and fried chicken on the plate

[odd cloak]

Ofc he is

[surreal mirage]

You see some ashton hall equivalents on LinkedIn who aren't satire

[lyric galleon]

welcome back to warframe

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079967390957305857/1079987264626638969/unknown-286.png

[burnt kite]

!hana

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079967390957305857/1079981869686345738/unknown-195.png

[harsh vault]

@surreal mirage im craving blue gatorade

[fair yacht]

floof!

floof !

[surreal mirage]

Never had Gatorade, pretty sure that's the same as lucozade tho

[harsh vault]

like, a tall bottle is 99 cents, i usually get a 12 can pack of soda for like 12 dollars (canadian expenses), so i can get 12 bottles, not only am i getting something that is healthy, but its also bigger for its price!

[harsh vault]

same as what?!

[harsh vault]

haiii

[surreal mirage]

Lucozade, it's an energy drink in the UK

[fair yacht]

:D

[livid notch]

Energy drinks

[harsh vault]

i searched it up

looks ver 90s core

[surreal mirage]

I prefer water

[harsh vault]

gatorade doesnt classify as an energy drink though

[naive flicker]

the skybox in this game is insane

[surreal mirage]

Lucozade is good for runners tho since it's got electrolytes and shit

[fair yacht]

hello crusadre

[naive flicker]

never tried gatorade

not planning on doing it

[harsh vault]

do yall have it in germany?

[naive flicker]

yup

[harsh vault]

cools

you should atleast try it once

[naive flicker]

nah, cancer drink or smth

js like monster

[harsh vault]

no its not??

[surreal mirage]

Don't do it if you don't want to. I've never had redbull or monster

[harsh vault]

its extremely healthy

search up the ingredients

[livid notch]

I tired monster and it was just like, soda but apple flavored and it was triple the price

[naive flicker]

bruhä

yeaa better not

paulanzer Spezi is better

[harsh vault]

gatorade is not an energy drink!!

[toxic hawk]

Aren't you a caffeine addict

[livid notch]

I've quitted for 4 months

Until I had coffee again

[surreal mirage]

Sports drink then

[naive flicker]

tbf, i tried monster like once when i was 12, 13? it was meh. i dont have to buy it, there are better options out there

[toxic hawk]

Nice, not quit being a pussi and beat the femboy

[naive flicker]

yea beat em up

[livid notch]

[surreal mirage]

Very true, I'd say it's best to just avoid energy drinks in general

[livid notch]

Imma buy cyberpunk tomorrow again

[toxic hawk]

I need to try cyberpunk. I heard this cyberpsycho stuff Is cool

[naive flicker]

yea but for me i just grab alternatives. soda lol

[livid notch]

The whole game is a masterpiece

[naive flicker]

its the best decision i couldve done

[livid notch]

Lore too

[naive flicker]

lore, gameplay, moddable

[surreal mirage]

Cyberpunk is peak

[toxic hawk]

Can I shoot people in the face with a high calber handgun ?

[livid notch]

Ye

[harsh vault]

i only drink Floofie-Certified™ energy drinks

[naive flicker]

showed it to my friend once and later he even thanked me for showing it after he purchased it on the same day lmao

[naive flicker]

absolutely

[fair yacht]

:D

what are certified!

[surreal mirage]

Didn't know you owned the Gatorade brand

[harsh vault]

i dont

i only drink certain flavors from certain brands

[livid notch]

I got into it randomly and went in raw, and spent the entire 2024 summer playing only cyberpunk

No regrets

[harsh vault]

i have this whole chart of things called Floofie-Certified™. Ranges from foods, games, clothes, and um, other things.

[naive flicker]

peak

[toxic hawk]

I only drink dragon certified drinks

Wasser

Yum

[naive flicker]

i drink whatever the fuck i want

🐴

[surreal mirage]

Pißwasser

[toxic hawk]

That's beer

[naive flicker]

byer

[toxic hawk]

I prefer the good stuff. Orange juice

If I feel like partying. I'll make some tea

[surreal mirage]

Ironically stuff like orange juice and apple juice are loaded with sugar

[toxic hawk]

Nah

I make mine

[surreal mirage]

Then it's fine

[toxic hawk]

Hell yeah

[surreal mirage]

Natural sugars and all

[toxic hawk]

We love fructose gang

[simple mountain]

hi guys

[pale berry]

I yearn for the death of shitendo

[stone gorge]

same

[livid notch]

Same

[burnt kite]

Same

[pale berry]

The world would be amazing if Nintendo died

[trail palm]

i think the world would still be quite bad

but thats one lkess bad thing

[pale berry]

I'm right your wrong

[trail palm]

you're*

yeah get fucked

[quasi slate]

the world would be amazing if unreal engine 5 never came to be

[trail palm]

world would be amazing if people knew how to use there their and they're and your you're and to and too

[quasi slate]

real

[pale berry]

UE5 is BASED it's just that devs don't know how to optimize

Or are too lazy to optimize

[last spoke]

UE5 is bad by default and needs devs to optimise it to make it work

[fiery zodiac]

Optimization seems to be rare in modern games it seem

[trail palm]

tarkov optimisation 🤣

[pale berry]

Provide evidence

[last spoke]

The work of "optimising" is just offloaded onto the consumer's hardware these days

[pale berry]

Tarkov isn't made in UE

It's unity

[fiery zodiac]

Now I wanna see someone make the most unoptimized thing done in purpose

[pale berry]

I could VERY EASILY do that

[last spoke]

Launch any capcom game

[trail palm]

uh yeah i know

but im saying since the other dude said optimization seems to be rare in modern games

it seems

and tarkov is a poorly optimized game bud... it doesnt have to be related...

[pale berry]

Just through a bunch of quixel scans into a large level throw a bunch of cinematic quality models too and add the UE fps controller with stereotypical tactical shooter animations replacing the default ones and I got myself the 'tarkov killer'

[last spoke]

"Don't you people have phones 4090s???"

[pale berry]

Honestly I'd use godot if I was willing to spend my life learning the language but imo the community feels kinda cultish so I'm gonna stick with UE for now

[last spoke]

Isn't godot open source n shit?

[pale berry]

Yeah and the community worships it like it's the third coming

[last spoke]

I imagine that's due to the fact it isn't headed by a scummy company ih

[fiery zodiac]

Brother my video card and cpu is like 12 years old, and its merely office performance tier

[quasi slate]

godot

[storm stirrup]

Sean

[onyx igloo]

what

[storm stirrup]

Hello

[onyx igloo]

stop pinging me

[storm stirrup]

I'm not wdym

I'm just replying to your messages

[onyx igloo]

well ITS PINGING ME

[storm stirrup]

How :(

Well I'm not pinging you

I have 16%

15 noe

Now

[last spoke]

Replies ping by default, you'll notice the blue @ in the corner

[last spoke]

Turn it off to disable the ping.

[storm stirrup]

Alright

[dense ermine]

anyone available to start a coop world?

[quasi slate]

chicken coop?

[storm stirrup]

What is that

[last spoke]

You're probably looking for #1019737819981283459 or #1019725562337579028

[dense ermine]

thanks for the help!

[storm stirrup]

I hate the airport so much

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmkCQJrc9n4

[storm stirrup]

Help 😭

This airport is wayy too secure

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/gift-for-boys-gif-14750720576449836807

[storm stirrup]

Why no russian :(

[storm stirrup]

Why

What did I do

[little anvil]

Stop killing games please EU punish big corporations for selling games without expiration dates.

Making sure enough real signatures are in the petition so that the skg will be accepted.

[tranquil path]

Hi guys

What are the chances ill find a sledge on a van

[last spoke]

🟣Any van at all? Are there any vans that would have sledges in the loot table?

[delicate cliff]

Maybe the masonry ones?

[last spoke]

Oh my god someone just set off fireworks just now at 23:08 and I hope a body is found in the morning

[harsh vault]

timezones are crazy to me still, its almost monday for you and sunday basically just started for me

[surreal mirage]

just make the world flat

[harsh vault]

how

[sage rain]

send it to turkery

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/shocking-is-this-why-the-earth-spins-earth-spin-cat-gif-13056704822525175056

[tepid rivet]

In stuck dying of hunger and thirst in a bedroom beacuse a zombie broke into my house 😥

[quasi slate]

Some voting from yesterday

[tepid rivet]

Should i leave

The bedroom

[burnt kite]

Kill yourself

[sage rain]

drink bleach

[burnt kite]

In game

[sage rain]

its over

[quasi slate]

You can jump second floor without breaking a bone if ur not overloaded

[tepid rivet]

I dont have bleach

[sage rain]

ur norwood 4 rn

[tepid rivet]

Alarm went off and a horde is there

[quasi slate]

You will take some damage but its very minimal and can be healed up by eating something

[sage rain]

walk into a forest

[tepid rivet]

Near

Im in a flat

[sage rain]

fall to ur death

[tepid rivet]

Not a story house

[sage rain]

oh

[quasi slate]

What floor

[sage rain]

thats what a flat is

HAHA

[tepid rivet]

Or should i attack the single zombie

Cause ima die of hunger and thirst even if i flee the house

[quasi slate]

Kill it

[sage rain]

kill

[quasi slate]

Walk up to it hit space and stomp

[sage rain]

bang

[tepid rivet]

Its night ima shit my pants but ok 😭

[quasi slate]

Shitting your pants is part of the experience

[sage rain]

they havnt added that yet

[tepid rivet]

Erm okay look

i left the bedroom

saw 7 zombies outside my kitchen window

[sage rain]

IM A PLUNGER BABAY

[tepid rivet]

went back in

[sage rain]

nope im not

[tepid rivet]

😭

[sage rain]

that was a shame

[quasi slate]

They probably saw you if they are inside lol

[tepid rivet]

They didnt

Theyre outside

But literally looking inside

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-are-you-sure-omni-man-gif-10978130412778304783

[tepid rivet]

But didnt see me no ones banging the door

[quasi slate]

Just sleep it off then

[sage rain]

i promise u outside is safer

[tepid rivet]

WHAT DO I DO EHAUEHAU

[quasi slate]

Zombies cant attack u while you sleep lol

[tepid rivet]

its night

[sage rain]

its not minecraft

[tepid rivet]

i slept anyways

shh

i feel like the first time playing minecraft

[sage rain]

ikr

its so fun

[quasi slate]

The game wont allow you to sleep and will tell you it's too dangerious if there is a zombie nearby and it's open

[tepid rivet]

I have a alarm clock?

[sage rain]

when it wears off do horde mods

[tepid rivet]

What can i do with it

[quasi slate]

I tried to nap at the barn at night turns out a zombie followed me there and showed up an hour later

[tepid rivet]

Set it up and run?

[sage rain]

ty

[tepid rivet]

Baby ima set up the alarm in 20 mins and run and it will go off and all of them will go to the house

200 iq

[sage rain]

goodluck

[quasi slate]

You can set an alarm and place it somewhere. When it activates, all the zombies in the hearing radius will go there.

If you want to destroy your map you can start a microwave fire that will never stop spreading

[tepid rivet]

Gotta run drom the clock

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFER ITS DARK AS SHIT

IM BLIND

[quasi slate]

Just see bro

[tepid rivet]

Thanks now ill die either to a zombie or my own fear

[sage rain]

seemour

[tepid rivet]

Im taking off my headphones cause im gonna shit myself if i hear something

[sage rain]

if u dont hear it u will prolly die

[quasi slate]

Ur literally subaru bro just return by death

[tepid rivet]

Madame im dying

I have fans

I feel popular

I HAVE MORE FANS THAN I EXPECTED

[sage rain]

WHAT ARE U TALKING ABT

[icy vigil]

Mmmmm pizza 🤤

[tepid rivet]

I have followers

40 zombies following me

[sage rain]

oh

[tepid rivet]

The alarm clock is not gonna even attract any zombies

[sage rain]

i get it

[grizzled furnace]

is there a mod to scale my gui in b41

[sage rain]

i showspeed walking in city simulator

[sage rain]

prolly

[grizzled furnace]

as in... does someone know a mod to do that. i play on 4k

[tepid rivet]

Huh

[sage rain]

yeah someone prolly does

[tepid rivet]

I found the barrier of the map

Da fuck

[sage rain]

woah

dude

[tepid rivet]

Now im dying for sure

[sage rain]

are u driving

wait

[tepid rivet]

no

[sage rain]

no eay

u hit a tall fence

[tepid rivet]

theres water

I didnt

[sage rain]

no way u hot the barrier

[tepid rivet]

I thought so too

[sage rain]

water

[tepid rivet]

Theres fucking water

[sage rain]

ohhhh

[tepid rivet]

Yes

[sage rain]

ur at the top

[tepid rivet]

IDK

[sage rain]

uh

go right

far right

and then follow the road up

[tepid rivet]

I lost the horde but i will die to hunger now

[grizzled furnace]

well. does anyone looking at this chat currently have a mod that makes your gui bigger for 4k screens

[lyric galleon]

mof

[tepid rivet]

wow an arcade full of zombies

exactly what i needed

[grizzled furnace]

mof

[quasi slate]

What

[lyric galleon]

mofker

infinite frames

warframe

[quasi slate]

Iframes tied to framerate

[lyric galleon]

i want to show my warframe fashion here but its a spoiler

[tepid rivet]

Simba? I found a grocery store thats empty

And the zombies lost track od me

Of

[harsh vault]

u can always show me in dms fever

[burnt kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1196470968328134696/1255185126996967524/vcollide_wireframe.gif

[opal raven]

Hello everyone

[sage rain]

I MISSED WARFRAME MENTION

[sage rain]

show me

[lyric galleon]

are you caught up with story???

[sage rain]

yeah

oh

ratatata

[harsh vault]

i dont know shit about warframe, its just opportunity to talk to fren

[lyric galleon]

hell naw, i aint showing nuthin if you have done the New War

is a major spoiler

[sage rain]

if have done it?

or havnt

[burnt kite]

Bro lemme see

[lyric galleon]

if you plan on playing warframe

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650

[sage rain]

what frame

[lyric galleon]

have a screenie of my warframe instead

[surreal mirage]

sigma

[sage rain]

baruuk

[lyric galleon]

is not a warframe

[sage rain]

ahhh

[lyric galleon]

is a spoily spoiler spoiler

so is casca?

whered it go

[sage rain]

no

i didnt know if spoiler

not casca

[lyric galleon]

does floof play the frames

wait what quest are you on poachedy

[sage rain]

uhh i just maxed my first galvenised mod

and i finished the 1999 stuff

[lyric galleon]

OOO

i can show you my fashion then

[sage rain]

ive been playing since poe

just big breaks and 3 accs

[lyric galleon]

i played before poe

man im old

[sage rain]

theyve added so much lategame

woah

vet

[lyric galleon]

not that vet tho

like 1 year before poe i think

2018

[sage rain]

uhhh

i played before poe them

then

[lyric galleon]

imma be cheeky and send here my fashion since genchat is dead

[sage rain]

i remember playing when i was tiny

[surreal mirage]

who's poe

[sage rain]

YAY

plains of eidolon

[surreal mirage]

is he your friend fever

[sage rain]

open world on earth

[lyric galleon]

first name edgar

last name poe

[surreal mirage]

[sage rain]

im lost

[lyric galleon]

to whomever presses on spoiler, this is a spoiler for warframe content

[sage rain]

whats ur fav frame fever

[lyric galleon]

theres my drip

[surreal mirage]

so handsome

[lyric galleon]

definitely baruuk

[sage rain]

cyberpunk aestetic

[lyric galleon]

ive tried out a buncha frames before settling with baruuk

[sage rain]

OMG CYBERPUNK SEASON 2

im protea and nyx rn

[lyric galleon]

like wukong and excalibur

[sage rain]

ivara is a dirty pleasure

wukong is nutty

his passive is stupid

[lyric galleon]

||i tried to go with lettie but aoi was head over heels for me ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ||

id say hop on warframe echo

[sage rain]

idk what that is

[lyric galleon]

but its a time sink

[lyric galleon]

hex members

wait u dont kno?????

[sage rain]

uh

no

[lyric galleon]

u said youve done 1999

lies

[sage rain]

IS THERE MORE

no way theres romances

[lyric galleon]

OML

poachedy did skippity skips

[sage rain]

fever u gave me a goated mod list a while ago and i tried to thank u but the message didnt send cause discord

so thankyou

also

[lyric galleon]

ooohhhhh youre welcome

[sage rain]

ill have u know i didnt skip i just have terrible memory

or havnt finished it

[lyric galleon]

this is ur sign to finish the hex quest

[sage rain]

oki

i will rn

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/aoi-warframe-1999-aoi-warframe-warframe-1999-aoi-morohoshi-gif-15838732054605712401

[sage rain]

i have nyxs

ADD ME FEVER

[lyric galleon]

||show me your operator/drifter fashion!!!||

[sage rain]

alr

[lyric galleon]

i can open warframe real quick and add you

[sage rain]

i dont touch my operator much

i meant on discord

but that works

aswell

[fair yacht]

[tepid rivet]

I died

after being stuck in a grocery store

[maiden nymph]

motherFUCKER

the 2.5 WT players in this server can probably relate

2.5 becuase one probably jumped off a cliff and needed amputations after playing this gmae for more than 3000 hours

[agile void]

I want to restart skating because I used to as a kid

But I feel like I’m just get called a poser because I suck

[lyric galleon]

everyone starts with a step