#general_chat
vital marten
$1,000,000 ball check sign me up
toxic relic
nice
vital marten
Did you last a few days
tepid rivet
3 days 5 hours
onyx igloo
👍
tepid rivet
And cleared a neighborhood
vital marten
🤣
vital marten
told you mate
tepid rivet
If i wasnt too confident i would be alive
quasi slate
BAZINGA
tepid rivet
I was wondering where that zombie was
vital marten
I agree Moopy
toxic relic
yeah mate'
raw rock
If i wasnt too confident i would be alive
Welcome to PZ
tepid rivet
And he bit me from behind
tepid rivet
he literally stood next to a door that was all black
raw rock
or women 🥀
ivory grail
He just a baby
tepid rivet
So i didnt see him
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-part-2-stilgar-fremen-disbelief-gif-10329832144...
bro this guy looks like nick cage
i fucking swear
onyx igloo
why am i thinking of dale from twd
onyx igloo
toxic relic
no
onyx igloo
to me he looks like a younger version of this guy
toxic relic
nick cage
onyx igloo
hes kinda like a combination of the two
vital marten
If nick cage played that part we’d have a very different movie 🤣
That’s gotta be a fun timeline
livid notch
arrogance
Haha what could possibly go wrong once I throw this molotov at a horde? (Unknown to me It hits the small fence (it can't go over it) and I burn alive)
toxic relic
real
livid notch
I always hated this bug
onyx igloo
pickolas cage
toxic relic
you need to be strategic with your molotov usage
toxic relic
no
livid notch
you need to be strategic with your molotov usage
Each zombie that dies to a molotov is a chance you lost at leveling up your combat skills
burnt kite
I'm having too much fun
toxic relic
do you play pz, sean
livid notch
So I don't use molly often
toxic relic
real
quasi slate
BAZINGA
onyx igloo
do you play pz, sean
not often enough
vital marten
Why the hell does all my games take the settings I set for them and put it on “I have a potato” mode
burnt kite
Why the hell does all my games take the settings I set for them and put it on “I...
Its a sign
vital marten
I stomp heads with my bare feet
onyx igloo
bro my project zomboid audio like glitched out
and all i heard was one clip of the ost going like
"eh eh eh eh eh"
toxic relic
k.
vital marten
"eh eh eh eh eh"
onyx igloo
looks like hes got a hand grabbing his head
twin bear
American brisket
vital marten
twin bear
Better ones look worse
vital marten
https://tenor.com/view/smash-throw-gif-7856984
Jason X was so stupid, these 2 people tried to hide in sleeping bags from Jason and he just does this
toxic relic
🪨
agile void
Arab money > money talk
ivory grail
My Doberman is just having a fit on the floor he just screaming
toxic relic
jason x was cinema
harsh vault
how are u
onyx igloo
why would you hide in a damn sleeping bag
surreal mirage
lmao jason x
harsh vault
im very happy i guess
twin bear
Arab money > money talk
Here in Arabia you don't pay for groceries the groceries pay for you
harsh vault
hai echo
surreal mirage
ello floof
harsh vault
how are you
surreal mirage
im chilling wbu
twin bear
Y'all always chillin wym
vital marten
lmao jason x
It was basically a Friday the 13th movie but more comedy than usual and takes place in space
toxic relic
are you not chilling, scav
sullen shuttle
If I pick up a full water dispenser and place it, will it keep its water?
toxic relic
you're eating your rock
onyx igloo
this is the one thing i saw before a million crashes in dayz
vital marten
Looks like that one YouTuber
surreal mirage
It was basically a Friday the 13th movie but more comedy than usual and takes pl...
yeah very different to the usual 
twin bear
twin bear
At least mine isn't slime meat ong
vital marten
I uh wha er
toxic relic
pass
tepid rivet
I lost all motivation to play 😥
neat moat
stink has no tatse
tepid rivet
time to watch tutorials that i will forget about anyways
toxic relic
stink has no tatse
straight people have very different ideas of what makes a guy hot
like ryan reynolds
neat moat
true
toxic relic
he's not attractive
vital marten
https://tenor.com/view/mike-o%27hearn-unwoke-gif-15088899184365250338
That looks like a slightly buff nickleback if he decided to run with a mullet
neat moat
show me a hot guy then
wraith dust
surreal mirage
tell us fart
toxic relic
tell you what
twin bear
neat moat
yeah
hidden spruce
vital marten
I put “hot men” into the gif bar I get this buff lifeguard dude
twin bear
Where the femboys
neat moat
mellow birch
Mr. Ass isn’t a fan of feminine or twinkish dudes?
twin bear
Santa claus?
neat moat
is it the eyes?
toxic relic
Mr. Ass isn’t a fan of feminine or twinkish dudes?
twinks yeah
hidden spruce
I'm stealing this
toxic relic
i wouldnt say "feminine" just not the twink or femboy archetype
vital marten
I'm stealing this
It’s not stealing if it’s so old it’s gotten mold on it now is it?
neat moat
what about otters
neat moat
I was told I am otter adjacent
hidden spruce
It’s not stealing if it’s so old it’s gotten mold on it now is it?
here is a meme in exchange
toxic relic
otters are cool
surreal mirage
small doesnt equal feminine
twin bear
Can't we just be gay 
mellow birch
Twinks are small duds
twinks can be tall, but they can’t be big
toxic relic
yeah
quasi slate
BAZINGA
toxic relic
i dont find thin 'attractive' or desirable in another guy
twin bear
Nobody does
toxic relic
i dont really enjoy basing attraction on body type tbh
vital marten
twinks can be tall, but they can’t be big
So a buff twink is nonexistent
mellow birch
So a buff twink is nonexistent
I mean, I’m sure there are buff guys with twink energy
twin bear
Men are not tight
toxic relic
So a buff twink is nonexistent
essentially not
twin bear
Sorry to say
mellow birch
but as far as the physical archetype goes
toxic relic
men are tight
mellow birch
no
toxic relic
what does tight mean
quasi slate
if ur thin and androgynous just cosplay a woman dawg
livid notch
Men are not tight
surreal mirage
when when is the el fail cosplay happening
quasi slate
no
toxic relic
is it the eyes?
eyes, beard, general sense of charm
surreal mirage
shame, havent seen that one at comic con yet
twin bear
I mean tight in another way 🗣️
quasi slate
shame, havent seen that one at comic con yet
you will only see her cosplays in kr
toxic relic
but you're wrong, scav
twin bear
Robin hood
neat moat
eyes, beard, general sense of charm
whimsy
twin bear
Men in tights
toxic relic
monty python
vital marten
I think they mean Tight like close nit group of friends
twin bear
Nah
vital marten
Men in tights
Oh, I see it now
quasi slate
toxic relic
thin wedge
neat moat
die
mellow birch
why the foot ratio
twin bear
Feet is stinky
toxic relic
huh
twin bear
Said someone probably
Yeah you
neat moat
bro is about to cry
toxic relic
no
quasi slate
tycoon coming in strong
toxic relic
no more fortnite
toxic relic
what would you do if fortnite was banned forever
neat moat
Fortnite is krill
toxic relic
my life would not be affected in any way
quasi slate
what would you do if fortnite was banned forever
probably not play games anymore lol
surreal mirage
ive been playing tycoon on satisfactory
heavy ivy
tycoon coming in strong
play roblox tycoon
toxic relic
probably not play games anymore lol
brother why
mellow birch
fortnite is the new roblox it seems
vital marten
probably not play games anymore lol
Not even Gacha?
mellow birch
weird to see
toxic relic
theres so many good games but you decide to play dj max and fucking fortnite
quasi slate
Not even Gacha?
nah mobile games would just be my main from that point i'll never stop playing them because i enjoy them more than anything pc has to offer
twin bear
Pasta la vista
toxic relic
burnt kite
Said someone probably
"I will be back in three days, don't wash"
toxic relic
enjoys mobile games
heavy ivy
it is a simple life but a peaceful one
surreal mirage
moopy hop on clash of clans
neat moat
hop on coc
vital marten
"I will be back in three days, don't wash"
Gotta be getting paid a ton for that one
I guess it ain’t too bad, close your eyes and put on some lofi
twin bear
Play bo2 instead
vital marten
Bo2 my beloved
toxic relic
play with deez
surreal mirage
Huge coc
toxic relic
echo no fucking way
twin bear
I feel like coc is worse than cr
surreal mirage
clash royale is ass
twin bear
Just sayin coc costs way more money
toxic relic
i refuse to believe people still play coc
surreal mirage
i refuse to believe people still play coc
i go on it for maybe 5 mins and upgrade something thats pretty much it
toxic relic
the only game i have on my phone is dead cells
twin bear
I have emulators on my device
heavy ivy
i guess my thing is that i only use my phone for music and communication so mobile games are something i just don't interact with
twin bear
Dont need an old gen console with a phone now
toxic relic
i guess my thing is that i only use my phone for music and communication so mobi...
fair
vital marten
Dont need an old gen console with a phone now
But my dying old gen games!!
icy vigil
Dont need an old gen console with a phone now
not until nintendo decides to get a portion of your income for the rest of your life
toxic relic
nintendo can suck my rom emulator
heavy ivy
Dont need an old gen console with a phone now
ok but have you considered playing pirated halo 2 local coop on a shitty tv on the og xbox
vital marten
I wonder if the last of us on ps3 has its servers up still
They were still up 4 years ago 🤣
ivory grail
I hunger
twin bear
ok but have you considered playing pirated halo 2 local coop on a shitty tv on t...
I've played lan but not halo 2
heavy ivy
I wonder if the last of us on ps3 has its servers up still
They were still up ...
sony killed my child, i like playstation but will never forgive them for killing lbp
twin bear
Sony sucks their games dry
twin bear
Instead of making smth else they remake the same games
toxic relic
im more of an xbox guy ngl but i dont have any brand loyalty
harsh vault
hai lou
twin bear
Ghost was a game I enjoyed tho
bronze moat
twin bear
Ghost of tsushima
toxic relic
good game
quiet siren
I got GOT the other day actually
vital marten
sony killed my child, i like playstation but will never forgive them for killing...
Lifetime Customer of Sony, never getting their shitass game stations again if I can avoid it
Xbox/Pc gamepass or Nothin!
toxic relic
it has a decent pc port now so idc
toxic relic
Lifetime Customer of Sony, never getting their shitass game stations again if I ...
xbox gamepass sucks
twin bear
It was good
burnt kite
twin bear
Until they put new shit games on it
heavy ivy
im more of an xbox guy ngl but i dont have any brand loyalty
yeah brand loyalty is bleh, i like playstation controllers, and the pc ports of their games
xbox doesn't have anything that interests me
toxic relic
lutris is better than gamepass
twin bear
But still better than ps
bronze moat
Lifetime Customer of Sony, never getting their shitass game stations again if I ...
PC. Cause uhhhh…. Xbox is laying off 30% of their staff over the next 18 months.
Something is going down at xbox and it’s not good
toxic relic
yeah brand loyalty is bleh, i like playstation controllers, and the pc ports of ...
also fair, before pc gaming was my main platform xbox had most of the games i liked hence my historical puchases with them but im not invested in the company lmao
vital marten
xbox gamepass sucks
It’s better than owning my games twice on PlayStation and PC, and for convenience sake I can hop between the two
A good ~30 of the games I own on steam are on gamepass
bronze moat
yeah brand loyalty is bleh, i like playstation controllers, and the pc ports of ...
I play zomboid with a PS4 controller. It’s epic
vital marten
“Owning”
toxic relic
owning indeed
quasi slate
some gameplay that is not fortnite
twin bear
I own more games physically than digitally
toxic relic
homebrew the console and you're golden
twin bear
Because i actually took care of my shit tho at a young age
toxic relic
I own more games physically than digitally
man so many new game cds are just gamecodes in a box
toxic relic
its fucking insane lmao
twin bear
man so many new game cds are just gamecodes in a box
It's sad
surreal mirage
fart did you ever play bo3 zombies
vital marten
Because i actually took care of my shit tho at a young age
You mean you didn’t have to toothpaste your disk and stick it in the toilet just to be able to play the game?
twin bear
Nah
toxic relic
fart did you ever play bo3 zombies
ofc mate
twin bear
I had parents that would kill me if i did that
surreal mirage
good stuff
surreal mirage
oh shit did i
vital marten
I flushed many a game so I could play it, blockbuster games too LMAO
toxic relic
bo2 and bo3 
bronze moat
BC the video game. Owned it now for 40 years
toxic relic
oh shit did i
yeah no worries though
surreal mirage
absolute pinnacle of zombies ong
twin bear
Activision is a joke now and treyarch is at the mercy of them
vital marten
Are they finally losing money or nah
neat moat
man so many new game cds are just gamecodes in a box
CDs nuts
surreal mirage
although cod world at war nacht der untoten hits different
quasi slate
play roblox tycoon
some roblox golf
bronze moat
I still have my sega CD!
surreal mirage
truly 
quasi slate
wrong clip
surreal mirage
moopy when are you hopping on the golf course with me
burnt kite
Negotiations
twin bear
I'm not sellin shit game wise later on
quasi slate
meant to send this one
toxic relic
although cod world at war nacht der untoten hits different
there was a remake for b03 iirc
but real
twin bear
So this is peak roblox?
surreal mirage
there was a remake for b03 iirc
yeah bo3 has all of the og maps as a dlc, worth it
twin bear
I thought yelling at furries in vc only was peak roblox
toxic relic
yeah bo3 has all of the og maps as a dlc, worth it
agreed
nostalgia bait that i fell for
but worth it
twin bear
It's the best dlc cod has had for awhile
surreal mirage
js fellas this includes those maps
twin bear
Ppl who hate bo3 zombies: 
toxic relic
those people dont exist
simple bear
twin bear
They're a conspiracy like lizard ppl
surreal mirage
havent met anyone that dislikes bo3 zombies yet
toxic relic
same
twin bear
I met my first female online friend
ivory grail
I gotta feed my dogs there 4th of July pills
toxic relic
weird memory but alr
twin bear
It's bo3 it's not unrelated
simple bear
Grown ass woman with kids and everything
a 32 year old married woman begged me everyday for weeks straight to let her read my horoscope when i was 13/14
twin bear
Yeah those ppl are red flags
Magic is not fucking real
This is the age of machine ong
simple bear
her schizophrenic delusions were kinda hot tbh
agile void
Just saw the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a while
Was peacefully eating my merguez and chorizo
agile void
And a gust of wind ad my plate fly
toxic relic
i still think bo1 vorkuta is unbeat
agile void
And land directly into my dads face
simple bear
i still think bo1 vorkuta is unbeat
quasi slate
this is why i stopped playing gmod
agile void
And it stayed like this for 10 second until he removed it
agile void
https://tenor.com/view/jodiverse-monster-energy-ultra-red-gif-26106618
I haven’t been able to find Viking berry
simple bear
I haven’t been able to find Viking berry
its mid af
agile void
I want it
twin bear
this is why i stopped playing gmod
Dark rp is my hood fr
agile void
Still want it
simple bear
- a juice flavor so calories and sugar
OVER.
the hawaiian one or whatever is good tho
simple bear
today i have had ultra paradise and salted caramel coffee flavor
neat moat
I gotta feed my dogs there 4th of July pills
another reason to hate fireworks
vital marten
is Nvidia doing this shit? I keep setting it to 3440x1440 and it always reverts to this
It's every single game. Only thing I've done different in the last few months is go from the Old Nvidia Management app to the New one
smh my head
twin bear
is Nvidia doing this shit? I keep setting it to 3440x1440 and it always reverts ...
Laughs in shit alienware laptop
agile void
More white monster is what I need and my life
twin bear
Real
twin bear
Why is everyone tryna have white monster
agile void
Gimme some white monster
agile void
Why is everyone tryna have white monster
Cuz it’s so good
Especially with jagermeisyer
Jagermeister*
Perfect mix
vital marten
twin bear
quasi slate
holy mackerel a 2010 woman
vital marten
is Nvidia doing this shit? I keep setting it to 3440x1440 and it always reverts ...
so it's not Nvidia at all, or my control panel, guess I'll just explode
twin bear
vital marten
burnt kite
is Nvidia doing this shit? I keep setting it to 3440x1440 and it always reverts ...
Shaking smh my head
quasi slate
neat moat
does stink like the snake?
vital marten
gotta
burnt kite
heavy ivy
hideo kojima
https://tenor.com/view/death-stranding-sam-bridges-thumbs-up-hideo-kojima-norman-reedus-gif-27236384
burnt kite
Im so sad that Kojima will never voice Kojima again
heavy ivy
https://tenor.com/view/daryl-dixon-daryl-dixon-twd-the-walking-dead-gif-10669357...
voidout
90k dead
neat moat
omfg they have the same hair even 💀
tepid rivet
I wanna play pz but im so demotivated 😞
I had a cool base even
Antibiotics
N stuff
And died to a laundryman
heavy ivy
genuinely tho i love death stranding so much
burnt kite
burnt kite
genuinely tho i love death stranding so much
Corpse go kapow
tepid rivet
I wish i could turn back time
neat moat
is there a supernatural attack going on?
tepid rivet
broooo
neat moat
I wish i could turn back time
to the good ol days?
heavy ivy
is there a supernatural attack going on?
people who die turn into thermobaric bombs after 48 hours
neat moat
people who die turn into thermobaric bombs after 48 hours
y doe
tepid rivet
https://tenor.com/view/chubangster-pizza-classic-pizza-delicious-feed-me-gif-261...
I eat pizza that way
heavy ivy
when our mama said
sang, us to sleep but now we're stressed out
burnt kite
I eat pizza that way
You deserved to lose that save
neat moat
I cant take the game seriously anymore cus of the anime girl hologram
tepid rivet
sang, us to sleep but now we're stressed out
Used to play pretend give each other a different name
quasi slate
ay
burnt kite
Can i have a cooki
No diabeto, roll back to ze kitchen
tepid rivet
i still feel sad cause i literally got a whole neighborhood to myself
and even a house
burnt kite
tepid rivet
and then a freaking zombie cleaning his underwear bit me
heavy ivy
I cant take the game seriously anymore cus of the anime girl hologram
its not a game for everyone
tepid rivet
do you want to give me ptsd
neat moat
its not a game for everyone
not for the faint of heart
heavy ivy
yea you get it wolfy
heavy ivy
it's easy to miss the game's point
quasi slate
are u fr
heavy ivy
about making connnections
tepid rivet
the point in the game for me is to dominate these dumb ahh ai rotten stinkers
I want to build a zombie empire
and make a throne of zombie skulls
tepid rivet
🤑
toxic relic
new zomboid players dies once and loses all will to live
fiery light
yay
toxic relic
lmao
tepid rivet
i played the game for a whole day
toxic relic
you will die many many many more times
tepid rivet
and lost it all
harsh vault
about making connnections
what game we talking abouts?
fiery light
new zomboid players dies once and loses all will to live
i was overreacting on my 10 days save and had breakdown for full 2 days
tepid rivet
I dont trust myself anymore
toxic relic
and lost it all
one of my longer saves [lasted for about a year and half in game] i died because i fell out of a window while overencumbered
tepid rivet
i had a one day save and i will have a 10 day breakdown..
toxic relic
1 1/2 years of gameplay lost because of user error
fiery light
i had a one day save and i will have a 10 day breakdown..
youre next
tepid rivet
one of my longer saves [lasted for about a year and half in game] i died because...
I would run into a brick wall if that happened to me
simple bear
pecan pie
harsh vault
Death Stranding
the cool game
tepid rivet
Its shi and giggles until you get bitten by A LAUNDRYMAN
simple bear
tepid rivet
i swear if it was atleast a zombie soldier
tepid rivet
ajdbkabd
burnt kite
https://tenor.com/view/national-pecan-pie-day-pecan-pie-food-glitter-magic-gif-1...
Pee can
toxic relic
you learn that dying is fun
toxic relic
lmao
tepid rivet
i died to a dude cleaning his underwear
toxic relic
you're not a hero in zomboid mate
burnt kite
It could have been worse dude
toxic relic
you're just some guy
simple bear
i died to a dude cleaning his underwear
skill issue
toxic relic
you couldve died to the hotel room event
burnt kite
you couldve died to the hotel room event
Thats the best way to go
toxic relic
or 1 zombie in a dark room that you just didnt hear
tepid rivet
its not like i ran into a car to hide from a horde and got bitten
tepid rivet
or 1 zombie in a dark room that you just didnt hear
... 😃
prime pulsar
Why do I always feel nauseous whenever I eat tuna can 
tepid rivet
Beacuse fish stink
toxic relic
or walking into a bush while moving from zombies and getting overwhelmed
or tripping and falling
tepid rivet
I cant ever open corn cans for some reason
stone meadow
Why do I always feel nauseous whenever I eat tuna can <:cold:721361533539713125>
are the tuna cans expired
prime pulsar
True but i gotta get my proteins and omega 3 once in a while
toxic relic
wrong
bronze moat
are the tuna cans expired
Wait. Canned food in 42 expires now?!?!?
stone meadow
idk
tepid rivet
erm thats dumb
bronze moat
Lol
stone meadow
but maybe they opened the cans in b41
toxic relic
just eat seitan
tepid rivet
canned food expires in 10 years
prime pulsar
are the tuna cans expired
No this one is not but I got food poised because I ate expired tuna once and went to hospital
stone meadow
then ate
stone meadow
No this one is not but I got food poised because I ate expired tuna once and wen...
ok irl or ingame?
prime pulsar
canned food expires in 10 years
Irl
bronze moat
Fresh food is best!
toxic relic
cans dont expire in game afaik
stone meadow
so why are we applying this to b41 then
quasi slate
bronze moat
cans dont expire in game afaik
Unless open. Skiing frog is right. Open canned food can rot
toxic relic
Unless open. Skiing frog is right. Open canned food can rot
true true
prime pulsar
But you can get poisoned if u have sensitive stomach ig
tepid rivet
I'll do the absolute legendarny move
toxic relic
that was implied
tepid rivet
I will make a new character called Lee Everett
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/djmax-el-fail-california-gurls-california-girls-sodacandy...
Roxy can do that dance!
prime pulsar
Unless open. Skiing frog is right. Open canned food can rot
No I've been poisoned because of canned tuna even tho it wasn't expired because I did wrong food combinations
Don't do it guys
toxic relic
we're talking about in game mate
prime pulsar
Don't combine yogurt fish and eggs
toxic relic
in a game called pz
toxic relic
7,3 hours in a game and my best time is 3 days and 5 hours..
youll get better mate
prime pulsar
in a game called pz
Yea ik i was talking about irl
bronze moat
Don't do it guys
Yeah food poisoning is insta fatal to Roxy. I don’t even use stale food
quasi slate
tender igloo
7,3 hours in a game and my best time is 3 days and 5 hours..
thats longer than i live half the time lol
tepid rivet
Don't combine yogurt fish and eggs
Once combined a spicy prebought frozen burger and a chocolate milk
tender igloo
lopl STOP
tepid rivet
The toilet almost flied off
tepid rivet
thats longer than i live half the time lol
😭
tender igloo
lmao wtf
toxic relic
frozen burger?
tepid rivet
Yea
prime pulsar
Once combined a spicy prebought frozen burger and a chocolate milk
Ugggh noo
toxic relic
america
bronze moat
Peanut butter, marshmellow, chocolate milkshake
void drum
the devs are adding fortnite to project zomboid confirmed?
prime pulsar
Who eats frozen burger
tepid rivet
Polando
toxic relic
No americano
good
tepid rivet
I eat frozen burger beacuse me cant cook
tender igloo
Who eats frozen burger
i eat vegan ones lol
toxic relic
fellow eastern european
twin bear
Fortnite battle pass
tender igloo
mm beets!
bronze moat
HELLDIVERS 2 IS COMING TO X-BOX
toxic relic
ok bro
twin bear
I love veggies tho
toxic relic
go eat your rock
bronze moat
I eat vegans
tepid rivet
Cardboard?
toxic relic
they have good burgers
burnt kite
Fresh food is best!
Why no cap'n crunch
bronze moat
Breakfast and lunch
toxic relic
fr
toxic relic
the only energy drink i like is blue V
prime pulsar
Breakfast and lunch
Ultimate healthy lifestyle combo
toxic relic
bronze moat
Why no cap'n crunch
Cereal collecting takes time
toxic relic
How to turn off zombies respawning
zombie>zombie respawn
burnt kite
Cereal collecting takes time
Looks very entertaining
bronze moat
Ultimate healthy lifestyle combo
No doubt. But I’m old
burnt kite
Maybe I should join one day, when I finally get some clams for a replacement charger
tepid rivet
Am i blind
oblique stream
why are there so many flavours
For some reasons energy cans here cost less than any other canned beverage
tepid rivet
Where
oblique stream
For some reasons energy cans here cost less than any other canned beverage
Unless its monster, then its triple the price
tender igloo
velvet scroll
Cereal collecting takes time
what in tarnation 😂
oblique stream
Or redbull is 5x
bronze moat
Looks very entertaining
You should see my shoe collections. 90% goth boots, but I collect clothing
tepid rivet
its in advanced settings you liar
surreal mirage
redbull + coffee + preworkout
tepid rivet
im not blind
velvet scroll
redbull + coffee + preworkout
heart attack
toxic relic
its in advanced settings you liar
ok dude i cant remember it all exactly
velvet scroll
😄
oblique stream
redbull + coffee + preworkout
Heart attack and head ache 🗣️🔥
surreal mirage
wont get a headache if you're dead
toxic relic
redbull + coffee + preworkout
bro is gonna have the worst fucking crash
bronze moat
what in tarnation 😂
Kit kat bars, doritoes and sonic the hedgehog. Roxy is living large
tepid rivet
ok dude i cant remember it all exactly
you accused me of being blind tho 😑
velvet scroll
Kit kat bars, doritoes and sonic the hedgehog. Roxy is living large
living the good life !
burnt kite
wont get a headache if you're dead
What if you have a headache for a decade, as you have your last, highly time dilated dream
oblique stream
wont get a headache if you're dead
What are you, stupid? Skeletons still have a head
toxic relic
i think if i had a headache for longer than a few hours id check out
let alone a decade
burnt kite
Yeah, you should also check out if you are dead
toxic relic
Yeah, you should also check out if you are dead
im not sure that happens
burnt kite
Are you sure?
oblique stream
What if you have a headache for a decade, as you have your last, highly time dil...
You need to get kidney stones from drinking more energy drinks than water
That would offset the headache pain
burnt kite
Brilliant plan
surreal mirage
cluster of my nuts in your mouth
tepid rivet
Ok ima play byes im gonna text yall in 40 seconds asking how to open a can probably
toxic relic
toxic relic
Ok ima play byes im gonna text yall in 40 seconds asking how to open a can proba...
can opener, knife, sharp rock
the last 2 are b42 specific
lunar nest
making my friends play zomboid live on discord and I'm having so much fun seeing them running desperately
they are enjoying it aswell
burnt kite
they are enjoying it aswell
They are pretending
burnt kite
Stockholm syndrome
tepid rivet
I FOUND A RIFLE MSR700 IN THE STARTER HOUSE
lunar nest
Stockholm syndrome
yeah you might be right
oblique stream
@bronze moat Have you heard the latest tech news? Stop Killing games initiative is getting traction despite some eceleb backlash (Mainly speaking of PirateSoftware)
burnt kite
yeah you might be right
I'm not right 
vital marten
i think i broke it
oblique stream
i think i broke it
The forbidden 1000 turn of civ 5
toxic relic
I FOUND A RIFLE MSR700 IN THE STARTER HOUSE
haha lmao, i hope you enjoy it
cloud jetty
Helloo, I have a doubt related to local server hosting, I have a friend that is hosting a server and he is going on vacation, Is there a way i can host that same server while he is gone?
chrome jetty
My name is literally CLOWNade
Clownaids
tepid rivet
This game is actually playable when there isn't an exaggerated amount of zombies
🔥🔥🔥
chrome jetty
Assuming you aren’t in westpoint. I find very high with no respawns to be the best
quasi slate
tepid rivet
I dont know wheres west i barely passed geography ma bad
When theres realistic amount of zombies this game is cool af
Not 200 zombies per neighborhood with 5 houses
bronze moat
<@699546865875550239> Have you heard the latest tech news? Stop Killing games in...
Yeah I watched the head guys youtube. Over 1 million signatures.
Just have to verify their integrity. 20% or more could be tossed out
chrome jetty
I dont know wheres west i barely passed geography ma bad
Westpoint is a town
tepid rivet
Ohh coolcool
bronze moat
This game is actually playable when there isn't an exaggerated amount of zombies
Zombie pile
quartz thorn
Cleaning up bodies is so boring
chrome jetty
or just let them despawn
toxic relic
Not 200 zombies per neighborhood with 5 houses
are you playing on b42?
quasi slate
quartz thorn
you can set them on fire and let it do the work
But, you still have to pile them all in one place
quasi slate
idk
agile void
use microwave to create a fire that never stops spreading
How to ruin servers
quasi slate
real
quartz thorn
And since when could you start microwave fires?
quasi slate
the server mods pulling up because im carrying two microwaves in my inventory
quartz thorn
I have not touched b42)
agile void
the server mods pulling up because im carrying two microwaves in my inventory
Barely ever played mp cuz I don’t have any friend, but I microwaved a server once
quartz thorn
Messed up
quasi slate
Barely ever played mp cuz I don’t have any friend, but I microwaved a server onc...
broken weapon
all you need is a piece of metal
agile void
broken weapon
Réal
When I used to have friend and player pz with some of them
One time while we were chopping wood he randomly complained his character started limping
I may have accidentally hitted him with the axe
onyx igloo
tepid rivet
Play on barely any zombies mode ---> feel like your cheating ---> die anyways
i suck at this game despite having 10 hours in it
rain mango
i play on low pop because my laptop is a calculator
rain mango
ok my laptop may not be the most powerful but it ain't shite to the point i gotta do cloud gaming
tepid rivet
Stay happy at low population then
rain mango
i will dw
tepid rivet
👍
quasi slate
use crowbar
quasi slate
best weapon in the game
if others tell you otherwise show them the middle finger and block them
tepid rivet
Give me three myselves and i will die to a single zombie anyways
I got jumpscared by a zombie cause it jumped at me from a toilet in a house and i decided to not play it at 10pm to not die of a heart attack
quasi slate
bathroom zombies are scary
agile void
bathroom zombies are scary
One time when I was begginer
I survived 20 day
Felt unlikable
Unlikable
tepid rivet
me to
agile void
Unkilable
tepid rivet
i feel the same way
quasi slate
they already have rotting teeth and decaying flesh thats enough
agile void
Opened a bathroom door while shoving like I was taught
15 zombie in that fucking toilet
I walked into that shit
tepid rivet
LOL
agile void
I was so mad
tepid rivet
i actually was smart
Opening doors
and thought
what if this door has a zombie?
And it freaking had
My spideu senses activated
spidey
But i was traumatized
Since i died on that one save no world feels like that one 😥
Okayyayaya
Gtg
Byes
bronze moat
BEST MOD DESCRIPTION EVER
What people are saying.
Lawrence Fishburn "Campfire is frigging awesome!"
Bernie Sanders "Everybody should get a free computer with Campfire."
Natalie Portman "Campfire is a masterpiece.. Huh? The spooning mod yea, its cute."
Robert DeNiro "..That f--king spooning mod corrupted all my saves! I'ma kick that guy in the nuts"
livid notch
But i was traumatized
Pz diden't traumatized me enough smh
chrome jetty
idk how anyone walks into a room with 15 zombies in it
i have 1.3k hours and have never had that happened
toxic relic
with their legs
chrome jetty
i dont understand how you dont hear the zombiesd
toxic relic
or they press W
bronze moat
i have 1.3k hours and have never had that happened
Low pop? Cause walk into the mall and there are 3,000 zeds.
Main entry room of the prison alone has around 100
plush cobalt
I think he means walk in not knowing there will be zombies
plush cobalt
Some people just don't use their ears ig
chrome jetty
its so obvious too, idk how you miss it.
if its one i get it, sometimes u get unlucky and dont hear the audio spikes from the idle noise
bronze moat
Gotcha. Just early game skill issue or new player.
Eventually they will learn to don’t just blindly walk into rooms or houses
chrome jetty
but more than 3?
brisk peak
Hello, everyone. I have an issue joining a server. I found one server, got it's IP address, added it to favourite section and when i try to join it shows me this. Am i doing something wrong?
wait i can't post screenshots here? 😄
bronze moat
I mean. I got 7.2 surround sound and directional audio and I can hear zeds inside homes or those behind me.
brisk peak
Hello, everyone. I have an issue joining a server. I found one server, got it's ...
Basically it shows unknown host and that's it
bronze moat
Basically it shows unknown host and that's it
Unknown means it may not actually be up anymore.
Check the IP and password settings again cause they are case sensitive and must be exact
thin wedge
brisk peak
Unknown means it may not actually be up anymore.
Check the IP and password sett...
Well i'm trying to join in public server which has 50+ players on, i copied IP from one website
battlemetrics
bronze moat
Does “join” light up?
brisk peak
nevermind, it looks like i fixed it
brisk peak
Does “join” light up?
i was dumb af, didn't check the IP, because it copied IP and port together and i had to delete the port after IP address 😂, but thank you that you tried to help me
dense geode
burn ward patient start, do i just chug all the alc i found in a mancave basement and skip rhought a few says excluding waking for life and living?
bronze moat
i was dumb af, didn't check the IP, because it copied IP and port together and i...
Yep. Typos will do that. Don’t let zeds bite unless they are cute!
Happy lazy friday from roxy!
thin wedge
@tender igloo
tepid rivet
My cat made me realize
I have ptsd from project zomboid
She was chasing a fly or something and started tapping the window
Heart attack dude
I was already grabbing the pan
bronze moat
If they are cold, bring them inside
brisk peak
agile void
Happy lazy friday from roxy!
Isent it supposed to be femboy Friday
tepid rivet
My cat legit made me scared
agile void
Idk what day Friday is
bronze moat
Isent it supposed to be femboy Friday
HAPPY FEMBOY FRIDAY!
agile void
HAPPY FEMBOY FRIDAY!
Even during the apocalypse it’s not to late for the femboy buzz
Huzz
bronze moat
When you hit top tier survival, you know you have either full blown PTSD or have beaten it
tepid rivet
But if you knock on my door and i dont open please dont knock on the window beacuse the last thing you will see is the bottom of my pan 😃👍
cloud jetty
Helloo, I have a doubt related to local server hosting, I have a friend that is hosting a server and he is going on vacation, Is there a way i can host that same server while he is gone?
celest salmon
HAPPY FEMBOY FRIDAY!
I’m gonna join ur world and blow up ur house with a anti tank rocket
tepid rivet
Helloo, I have a doubt related to local server hosting, I have a friend that is ...
Ask him for steam account access
He can change the password layer
bronze moat
Even during the apocalypse it’s not to late for the femboy buzz
Well this was YEARS later.
My early game is hell. Roxy earns her right to dance, play video games and collect plushies and cute clothes
agile void
Well this was YEARS later.
My early game is hell. Roxy earns her right to danc...
Well even in today’s time I can barely find any femboy irl cuz I don’t live in town
heavy ivy
forgot i set Sam's birthday to today and got jumpscared by hideo kojima wishing him a happy birthday
toxic relic
bill you enblazen within me the urge to use the bara tag
bronze moat
I’m gonna join ur world and blow up ur house with a anti tank rocket
Meanie. Rosewood compound has security tho. Abby is sheriff and is a gun-bunny
terse coyote
guys i have skill recovery juneral in my inventroy on zomboid its multiplayer , why cant i write it down?
agile void
Meanie. Rosewood compound has security tho. Abby is sheriff and is a gun-bunny
So they are femboy in 1993 Kentucky but not 2025 popular republic of Auvergne Rhône alps
Wow I see how it is
bronze moat
Well even in today’s time I can barely find any femboy irl cuz I don’t live in t...
If you build it, they will show up!
bronze moat
So they are femboy in 1993 Kentucky but not 2025 popular republic of Auvergne Rh...
Roxy’s not actually a femboy tho.
But she protecs femboys
agile void
Did you find them in Kentucky?
thin wedge
forgot i set Sam's birthday to today and got jumpscared by hideo kojima wishing ...
But no mad mike
agile void
Idk not any in my region but their is some in the pyrène
thin wedge
https://tenor.com/view/mads-mikkelsen-mads-mikkelsen-death-stranding-kojima-gif-14420469145646859224
bronze moat
Bears also like coffee
toxic relic
attract bears with your new diy welding installation
agile void
The only femboy ik irl one I met at church and the other online
agile void
Bears also like coffee
Who doasent like coffee
agile void
Femboys like chicken nuggies
White monster
toxic relic
ive never seen a white monster drink
toxic relic
only the black/green ones
agile void
caffeine sensitivity is a real thing
I used to be shaking from half a cup when I started drinking
Now I need at least 5 to wake up
agile void
And 10 to be happy
agile void
thats not a good thing my dude
Better than smoking
toxic relic
im not affected by caffeine but i do enjoy the taste of a black coffee
thin wedge
ive never seen a white monster drink
how you gonna redeem your boomer status without white monster
toxic relic
Better than smoking
not as good as not drinking so much coffee
thin wedge
agile void
I grew up around parent who smoked while drinking their coffee, good I only kept one of their morning routine
My moms teeth are BLACK
bronze moat
Coffee meses me up I’m a monster boi
agile void
Coffee meses me up I’m a monster boi
« Rehab » is it heroin taste?
toxic relic
weed with a shake
agile void
like a cigar with whiskey
I hate smoking
toxic relic
k
agile void
But I love whiskey
toxic relic
youd rather be an alcoholic than a smoker
agile void
I do love me some cheap 10 euro litter whiskey with a pirate on the bottle
toxic relic
fair
agile void
I chose my whiskey based on which as the cooler pirate
vital marten
Having Tea around 200 bc was probably the highlight of someone’s day
toxic relic
having tea rn is the highlight of my day
vital marten
Cinema
toxic relic
agile void
Having Tea around 200 bc was probably the highlight of someone’s day
I think until like 1860 it was for the lower class
loud pumice
SIUUUUUUU
toxic relic
fair enough
agile void
An alcoholic will sleep on his 2 ears when he drank to much
toxic relic
i dont smoke regularly, on average once a month
agile void
A smoker on a regular day will wake himself up caughing the whole night
toxic relic
its like a reward
tepid rivet
A smoker on a regular day will wake himself up caughing the whole night
Thats true tho
agile void
My dad smoke so much the only way he survived is by cancer killing cancer
vital marten
its like a reward
Giving ourselves treats like dogs, what has humanity become
agile void
He doas nothing but caughing
vital marten
I’m playing, trying to sound edgy
toxic relic
Giving ourselves treats like dogs, what has humanity become
fr though
sometimes i need to indulge in a vice just to feel alive
agile void
My dad will keep me awake at night caughing and say it’s normal at his age
tepid rivet
id rather sell my soul than smoke or drink
toxic relic
My biggest flex is that i will never drink smoke or worse
i dont think that's a flex tbh
tepid rivet
it is
agile void
I Literaly used to get picked on at school because his voice was comically deep
vital marten
My dad will keep me awake at night caughing and say it’s normal at his age
Everyone got their fill of asbestos
tepid rivet
i dont think that's a flex tbh
Have fun dancing with your cancer
toxic relic
lifes a fuck, sometimes a beer is the only way to relax
agile void
And I was shearched multiple times and even got detention for being accused or smoking because of the smell
tepid rivet
No
toxic relic
Have fun dancing with your cancer
we' re all gonna get cancer mate lmao
tepid rivet
If you think smoking or drinking is a way to relax youre a loser
No offense to anyone
toxic relic
yours may not be lung cancer but itll be something
tepid rivet
But thats true
vital marten
And I was shearched multiple times and even got detention for being accused or s...
Meanwhile I’d go to class reeking of weed and no one bats an eye 🤣
toxic relic
ok dude
tepid rivet
yours may not be lung cancer but itll be something
Ok 🤓
toxic relic
weed before class is cinema
agile void
Everyone got their fill of asbestos
You know lacrim? His voice make him sound like a school girl
agile void
Meanwhile I’d go to class reeking of weed and no one bats an eye 🤣
Edgy
tepid rivet
weed before class is cinema
Thats the dumbest thing ive ever seen someone say
celest salmon
How many sleeping pills and aclchohol can I eat and drink b4 I die
toxic relic
the numbers mason what do they mean 
tepid rivet
How many sleeping pills and aclchohol can I eat and drink b4 I die
Erm are you okay
tender igloo
If you think smoking or drinking is a way to relax youre a loser
i would really call someone a loser when you arent in their shoes
tepid rivet
the numbers mason what do they mean <:SMOKEdrugs:972474914177175613>
You legit seem like the edgy kid trying to act cool but is a douchebag
agile void
À kid In hour neighborhood got sent to 2 year in jail for carrying weed on him, I got in an argument with my dad over this because I said he should have gotten life and he said he shouldent have went to jail
agile void
You legit seem like the edgy kid trying to act cool but is a douchebag
We are all douchebags
tender igloo
You legit seem like the edgy kid trying to act cool but is a douchebag
bruh what lol
toxic relic
idk man
tepid rivet
i would really call someone a loser when you arent in their shoes
Dude my whole family smokes and it stinks like sji
Shi
😭
vital marten
the numbers mason what do they mean <:SMOKEdrugs:972474914177175613>
Ended up being my best math teacher, He had great style l, personality and a genuine care for us to learn
Got me through algebra
toxic relic
i think hes mad that i dont hate smoking
tepid rivet
How can you inhale that thing
toxic relic
Ended up being my best math teacher, He had great style l, personality and a gen...
nice
vital marten
Geometry though… 
toxic relic
its good when teachers care
heavy ivy
The Observer of Flatulence is an excellent shitposter
tepid rivet
i think hes mad that i dont hate smoking
Genuiely idgaf but just so you know if people dont want to stand near you its beacuse you smell like cigarettes
🔥🔥