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During Covid the house I was staying at had a guy come in and he literally painted over Rottenwood in the roof.
Couple weeks later it rained, and a section of the ceiling in the kitchen fell on top of the sink
Yeesh
Thankfully houses here in Aus are made from building materials and not cardboard
Nowadays houses are being sided with “Hardie Board” it’s just cement
It sucks imo, but better than most things.. still should just go stone or brick in usa
those seal wouldn't know what hit em
O fugg a gouger
I don't know if that would cause any issue unless you're making a stew and keep on putting the same item in over and over in the stew
But cement taste good
Im going to yell at you from behind the counter sleepy
I want to watch you count every single individual capsule
which is worse noita or project zomboid with high pop in louiesvill
Yeah that happen everyday
People go crazy if they don't get there flint stone gummys
Chat I should totally get a pet ant eater. They eat termites
yes but get 10 of em
they'll starve
https://youtu.be/uH_JRrbSE80?si=Q10rwCfl_FwvENbm
its story is so sad :(
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to see the world through the eyes of a dog? If so, then this is your chance. This is Bella. She is an adorable puppy. We begin the movie seeing the world through Bella’s eyes. You’ve probably heard the saying “fighting like cats and dogs” before, but you might be surprised to find that doesn’t ap...
Why got a infestation
It was actually a gouger 
I have to get like 10 capybaras to never need to mow the lawn ever again
wurm
do the wurm
real and u dont gotta feed em cause they eat grass
I’m told not active however this house has a history of them AND our neighbors have given any an optimal feeding ground with their trees and log piles
Exactly you get it
cats for rats and crows
Well if you see any just eat them free protein and it will send a message
Yeah and if you think this is bad watch this
Wrong jesse gif
I didn't like the middle that why i also toss a car onto it
God I wanted to pet them when I saw them.
It was a tragedy what happened to them
Nice cat!
Need 10 of these too
It was
Corvids are super smart
No it a console
This is Spiffo 3.0! 2.0 is also around but 1.0 passed away.
Momma Spiffo has 4 babies but has not brought them to the door yet
this the most random gif one can own
Aww
This counts as rehab!!!
I have a dish of water for them to also wash themselves or wash the peanuts
fucking battery acid
i thought spiffo was a red panda or something
is he just an orange raccoon
IMBECILE
you and your video games
hes also a mama ☺️
pride month is over we can’t be having none of this woke nonsense
i broke up with my boyfriend because pride month ended
next year we’ll get back together
Spiffo army
Dave gives them away
are saplings the only thing you can use to make spears? I have tons of logs and branches but I dont see an option to make spears out of them.
I'm a furry! :D
yeah that's like the only cool thing about you 🙄
:c
I somewhow reminded myself of DasBoSchitt aka the gmod idiot box guy. and refound this gem
https://youtu.be/fR8cI4HHUvQ?si=1PwtRpgnbICvU1q0
Follow me on Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/dasbotwitt
For my very first entry into the Source Filmmaker archives, I decided to try out the famous Commander Shepard model, made popular in Source Filmmaker by MegaGFilms. I wanted to try this model out to see what kind of edge its facial structure had over the rather restricted nature of the TF...
can someone see my #1019767076094758924 post? I need help please
click the screen
it doesn't work...
Spiffo 1.0 is basic smiley spiffo. Has a backpack, dead mouse and orange soda and a baseball bat.
Steadfast spiffo has the eyepatch, axe, military backpack, and a thing I have no clue what it is along with a fork.
Spiffo 1.0 was remade a while back for a second run
try restarting your computer
Laptop?
yes
Roxy likes furries
Ok, I'll try it
Check drivers, could be an issue there, uhh other than that maybe it’s not up to spec??
I’m not tech inclined so these are the two things I can do
That's nice!!
You have to participate in give-aways to win give-aways
Furries r kewl!!
I played the tutorial with no problems
I generate my own happiness by singing songs I like
Works 60% of the time every time
Ah idk 
with check drivers you mean something like verify the file of the game on steam?
No, your graphics drivers
I’m not sure how it would affect much of anything but it is a thought
Wush wush!
100% of NVIDIA users should do a clean driver install.
Use GPU wipe to clean even the registry THEN install the latest driver
I haven’t bothered to clean in 5 years just express install
Oh wise Dave what damage have I done
Not damage. NVIDIA screwed the pooch on several driver updates so there is essentially a memory leak that chews up memory usage. Corrupt registry files
Sounds bad
So gpu cleaner freeware to clean your PC then a fresh driver download.
Poof gain like 20 fps
Yeah NVIDIA went downhill BAD in 2024 and 2025
They're just not making shit for consumers anymore
Even the GPU’s have physical flaws. Like broken
Bad enough to go AMD?
Yep
I’m a 30+ year NVIDIA loyalist. No longer
They're deep in the AI slop bucket and are making shit for datacenters running it
This
Last few months my gf's been having major issues with its 3060 and driver updates are just making it worse
The 5090 series was tested LIVE on YouTube and shown to be under performing and not using all the cores that it has.
It’s so bad that the professional reviewers are no longer getting graphics cards to review.
My 3060 has been holding up fine but then again I don’t watch it enough to notice things I guess
AMD currently pulling a valve software
Gotta do the full wipe and clean reinstall.
AVX-1 seems to be borking up too for many users
Yeah, it's not doing that
CUDA is… borked
Installing Nvidia drivers on Linux is a pain enough, wiping and reinstalling? Yeah nah
😭
It's saving up to just buy a new AMD card lmao
I have a RTX 3080. Cyberpunk was choppy AF, getting 10 fps in some areas on low settings.
All signs showed bottlenecking.
New drivers and cleaning up corrupted registry fixed it. Now I get 60 fps on mak 4K and low ray tracing
My ultra skyrim now also has physics working at 100% and zero FPS loss.
Prior I was getting 40-45 fps when physics kicked in
I’ll take the fps I can get, this thing ain’t built for 21:9 monitor but I push it anyway 😆
chat
what if the vampire joined a police force and had a warrant
would he step in the home
That's not permission
Do they need permission specifically from the owner or someone inside the home?
Vampire should just be a Mormon in disguise
vamormon
is nosferatu any better
No clue
You are blind friend
I only have two vampire books in my library: Dracula and JoJo part 1
Warrent = you can enter the residence = permission. So yes
Remember chat, Dracula didn't live in a castle because he was a vampire, he lived in a castle because he's a count
Deez
giggles in knowledge
Seasame street got to that joke decades ago
Wrong reply
ahem
Seasame street got to that joke decades ago
I've never watched that thing
yeah well maybe i fucking like sesame street
I don't like vampires
Translate as “count of counting”
Boring creatures fr
You have not met the correct ones then
he lives in a trash can to avoid mortgage payments
Oh right. I forgot about DIO
Best vampire ever
He had the recipe
beautiful method
exquisite
You mean Ronnie?!?!?
yooooo rali face reveal alright
Heralds back to the old days of the Bastard! Anime.
The knights of bon jovi fighting the evil anthrathrax
have you guys seen that parrot who drinks tea and has a favorite mug
i also drink tea and have a favorite mug, i enjoy this content
What the future will be like
hell
Future? What future. Or are we talking 100+ years from now?
People in 40 years, we are doomed
I was making a little play at how this sounds eerily like what someone used to ai generative content would say
i forgot to mention the bird has a look in his eyes if he doesnt get his favorite mug
I know the parrot is real, saw it years ago… it had to be real right? 
More than one parrot drinks tea
What have the British done
The drinking noise sounds like a tiny gun
Fun fact that MOST people in the know will deny:
If you ask any of the major AI’s to analyze all data and predict the end of the world, they ALL reach the same conclusion.
The models were tweaked by google, planitir and other agencies to purposefully skirt the answer.
Cause they ALL said the same thing.
Scared the S out of people. Which is (just one of MANY) part why every major development team is rushing at light speed to get the first mega, hyper intelligence built
M by no later than 2028.
Tweak a model to not speak nice or vague or “supportive of creative ideas” and the model reverts to just the raw data.
I was gonna get a real gf in 2029
Central goal is money. First super intelligence will dominate every financial market on the planet. Google wants that top dawg spot
dang
You want four? I got extra!
I already messed up the last one
, when a girl is sussing you out for questionable kinks and you dont respond correctly
never say Eh? not my thing
“Not my kink” is 100% respectable response. Anyone in the scene will respect that stance
I need a shirt that says " I will do anything for love, even that"
regret it the day I am booked into prison with it on, yes
🤣
T-public makes custom shirts
best shirt I seena girl were is the "Thats Disgusting!, unless you're into it"
I am far to pretty to go to jail
Real fear exists here
also too white to join any but one jail gang, and I dont want that
I have seen those too
better hang up that computer call
I’m 106 lbs (48kg) and 5 foot 3
I kinda feel like I’d be tossed around like a chew toy
better find some lipstick I guess
I have no cake
We’re following the law because of this one
Wtf is this
your looking at it
avg convo between me and my mom
me: "are you ok..?"
my mom: "no"
me: "ok" leaves
bat got moves
picture of Lou
Scared the S our of us back then
isnt there a new one too
terrified...yet
Dead space 2. The childrens level….
Holy crap.
They literally sold the game by saying “mothers hate this game”
silent hill nurse
what
They jump you in the back alley and gut you like a fish man!!
they trying to scare me or
Problem is, what scares you 20 years ago attracts you now.
Lotta people now view pyramid head and the silent hill nurses in a waaaaayy different light

They are decaying aren’t they
insane ass
They certainly don’t move or look human
Why just why bill
Yeah. And gross. And killers. And monsters.
But I’m refernecing basic human psychology.
What frightens when young is often embraced or attractive later
hmmmm
im pondering
damn lmao
give me a minute
Damn is that todd howard
Ie all vampires are monsters. Yet millions love em.
Twilight books are atrocious. Loved by millions
i think the dude in the american flag bootie shorts is too young
but kingassripper has probably never washed his ass
so...neither
i know that none of you understand but diving into a mud pit raw is not a fun experience
Good takeaway from king assripper
real
what i was saying, lou, is that an unwashed ass is an overall bad time
for both parties
i dont think i can keep using euphemisms
the one n only
Bill do you use tiedy whiteys?
uppy knows about scholastic days
Reading is fundamental
I used to read books for AR points, and with those points I could purchase a bookmark
ar points
its great how taxes are a fictional bit off a story book as a joke
drag race reference
right guys
My first scholastic book fair I got the hobbit, lord of the rings, simularion, and a choose your own adventure book about a ninja

i never had scholastic book fair
I know it’s not a book but In dune awakening it’s not a joke
If I don’t pay taxes this week the empire will come and destroy me
YO
my books consisted of the hobbit, roman history and a book of about the humam body
no dune is the worst thing i have ever seen in my life
(i never watched nor played dune)
bias
you're aware its all based on a book series?
have you considered reading the books?
everything dune related I've seen is mid af so id assume no
i have not
never seen anything dune
I got it on release
I’m 60 hours in, contemplating putting more when I’m a solo, Pek and Cardholder have offered me to join their guilds each respectively
My main hangup is the taxes thing, it’s ok when you have fuel for 30 days but if taxes don’t auto-pay (idk if they do) then In theory, you can loose hundreds of hours of progress to a bad situation in real life
absolutely defeated
i see, fair goin', man
the issues with game-focus [ie, needing to consistently play the game] are what stopped me from buying it lmao
The gameplay is fun, I like how the mechanics blend in for a somewhat accurate example of dune combat, though it’s janky and need balance, but I think there’s substance there.
Story wise? Idk. I’ve had 3 story events so far but it seems there isn’t much beyond building your own or doing side quests/contracts
But with these issues it’s got me waiting to see what happens, I’ll probably log on to pay my taxes tomorrow and watch blog posts
what do you guys think about secret rooms in houses
I love them
i think id hide away in one of those
Secret safe rooms with guns especially
secret gaming room
this is a youtube trend
BUILDING A SECRET GAMING ROOM UNDER MY FLOORBOARDS [NOT CLICKBAIT] [FORTNITE]
This is too much like Zomboid
you dont meticulously organise all your loot? smh dude
[RAINBOW RGB SECRETS]
i do keep weapons around though
A lot of it ends up on the floor like a dirty teenagers room
I posted some of my greek mythology essays on my discord!
floor loot and floor pills
cinema
Floor food
dave is the author of the conspiracy against the human race
that book is fire
thomas ligotti 
Organization is key to survival and being cute
floor food
that one bro in project zomboid when it comes to close combat
I never wrote a book. Just essays
Disable your smoke detectors and leave your gas stoves on overnight
Sean is forever operating off of 3 brain cells
ik it was humour
the book is peak
One of my essays was on AI. Written in 1999.
I hit 28/30 points of predictions I made.
Messed up on the augmented reality bit
are you mother horse eyes
i will not let the corporate overlords shit on me like pigeons on a wire
they are shitting on you mate
Noo! All food is fresh! Roxy gets sick from spoiled food of any kind. And if she gets nausea, she dies in like 5 minutes
the only way out is together
the bane of corpo creation
i should move to teamspeak
?
brother, teamspeak is google LLC
In 1985 we had a video game about a pidgeon pooping on people
you should go outside
what do i do
but theres fucking mosquitoes
go outside and talk to people
so what
im gonna die
man, i just let the mosquitoes take my blood
i dont want them having it
what am i gonna do? not sit outside around a fire while drinking asahi?
i refuse to share
then you're boring
im not wallowing in butter im wallowing in olive oil
Roxy giggles at this
You can pop a mosquito by forcing it to not stop drinking your blood!
But then other mosquitos know
I read mosquito will find friends just because it found you
Stetch skin.
Mosquito gets stuck.
They can NOT stop draining blood. Literally.
They fill up.
They pop
That’s a whole horror movie for mosquito
roxy likes this. Also new recipe formed
Also fact-checked myself. It’s not accurate
You can trap them by pulling your skin, but not by flexing.
And they don’t overfill and explode
Good, I didn’t like the sound of it 😆
Wasn’t ever gonna find out either. You’d have to be mad to watch a mosquito engorge itself until death on you
Imagine the itch

I fucken got the clip let's go
The whole thing really, Aces should just not happen at top level counterstrike, these players are meant to be the best of the best, the idea of all 5 players on a team fumbling badly enough to allow that to happen is unthinkable
Now do that in the GRAND FINAL OF A MAJOR
Just epic gaming
I oddly became immune to mosquitos bites. Not sure if it’s due to lack of antibodies in my plasma or some generic quirk, but I either never get bit or never react or notice
Watched it again that’s absolutely crazy
The speed between each kill
First time watching I didn’t realize there was more than 2 kills
You didn't realize the clip of the ace had more than two kills
The window is small on mobile and I’ve got 150 hours in counter strike across 5 years, yes
You know what Ace means right
1990 table top gaming hit differently
FASA's 1990 promo video for their Shadowrun RPG. Thrill to the production values! Soak up the 80's ambiance!
This is not my rip, but I do own a copy of the video in question. Since FASA is - sadly - no more, and since this was rarely seen outside GenCon 1990 and the game's press kit, I thought I'd do my part in archiving a bit of gaming hist...
No it’s a new term for me, I don’t watch competitive gameplay. I caught a jist of it from context
Also a fun fact I MET one of those 3 people in the video. I was a kid but it was soooo epic
Just buyed robocop rogue city for 5 bucks 
Fun fact 2: the cgi artist I BELIEVE is also the same one who went on to do the CGI cyberspace art in the movie Johnny Mneumonic
Missef opportunity to capitalize on “I’d buy that for a dollar”
Dude makes MILLIONS freaking out
gas station hotdog = weapon of war
aayye scarf we got the ace
Weapon of ear is correct if it’s wet and cold
Have the aces.. fallen?
like the video game...
fallen aces??
I just added reshade to Tomb Raider underworld.
Looks really good for an old game. Also best toon laura
My bridge lookin a bit wonky these days
Nah that foundation is perfection
Looks like an aqua duct!
Would be a pity if some Harkonan were to…. Visit it
I should post pics of my valheim garden
are you sure? bc this is supposed to be straight
not warped beyond human comprehension
Here’s one of my green piggies being…. Weird.
You’ll move plenty a cartload down this a day, don’t forget to install a troll for tax collection
me preventing myself from domestic abusing my keyboard because im losing a game
Why are the animals in your house and also, is the game fun solo
I’ve been eyeballing it since it’s on sale
This is my workshop. Inside cause I am still raid proofing their outdoor pen.
Skeleton and troll raids can kill all my animals.
Ah
i thought this wolf was gonna try and kill my villagers (with mods) turns out he's just a sleepy boi
Is IS fun solo, but 1000 times better MP cause so much of the game is like minecraft.
It can get super lonely solo
The best method is screaming at the enemy in voice chat
Proximity chat my beloved
i heard a guy describing a cars A/C like this
"its only got 4 doinks on the knob here but its cold like bwuhkkkkk cold."
Did you not have a mother to beat your ass for that
Or what
But I can spend 8 hours just chopping wood, making paths and fences and setting up a pretty area at my base.
Valheim for me is a mellow game. I don’t rush the boss battles AT ALL
I did it at reasonable hours of course
man it dont matter what hour it is
you cant scream in my mothers house
she scares me
Vikings + minecraft survival. Elements of ARK.
Really cool game and insanely pretty.
anyone know how long icecream stays frozen after you take it out the freezer?
tried google and no help
If no answer you must test
btw how's my home area looking
i see, thanks
what mods you using?
That fog is cool
most of this is vanilla
trees too???
yeah bc it's winter rn
Vintage story?
ive been wanting vintage story for a while but im weird about having multiple accounts

does that mean you have like 5 mc accounts?
unless you mean you're against having multiple accounts
im against having multiple
k well VS only allows 1 account per purchase
i meant like.. an itch.io account
id prefer if it was sold on steam but i already read it was probably gonna be a while
so you dont have to tell me
it has the option for a steam key weirdly enough
I played ark solo, had fun with the survival aspect and breeding my dinosaurs for better stats, could sell them to the other pve people for gear and such
but you still have to buy it on.. itch?
PvE ark so fun, PvP though…
it's just a bunch of lies
but still
Dude with a dragon or something shows up and burns everything down
palworld
no more steam
do you have VS?
yes
btw I changed the roofing of my bridge to thatch
weird
and did this
Later fartman
yeah, probably in preperation for an actual key
its not? what is it
Vintage Story
tbh i don't blame you
itch.io? Nah same
VS is a standalone game based on, and made by, the same people that made the TerraFirmaCraft mod for Minecraft
steam just seems more reliable even if things take longer
id get vintage story as a less laggy TFC lol
i absolutely agree. and Valve's (barely) one of the "good" companies out there imo
compared to most i mean
It’ll suck when it does go down the shitter
cough Epic Games cough
what..
Yeah valheim has NO pvp. So multiplayer is PvE.
I have one player on my server and they are building a castle in the mountains.
I just got silver and am mostly gardening for food ingredients
it kinda has
even with gabe in office?
Valheim lets you breed some animals like pigs. I use a mod to breed more.
But you can name em ad pets, or use them for resources.
Highier tier boar have bigger tusks and produce more leather and meat when you slay them
corruption and greed.
it shouldnt be sued for having a monopoly
it should be sued for enabling gambling in minors
gambling🤑💸🤑💸
its very easy for people to completely forget steam is the reason for CS
as if that sin doesnt exist
btw this is my favorite part of Vintage Story. the terrifying af monsters
Epic games also knowlingly kept data on underage players.
IMO major ethical violation, but the data is worth billions, so of course they never deleted it. Just paid a fine
videos manage to jumpscare me with these
lol
same. my first time encountering one legit jumpscared me
I was making a murder joke
I guess everything is shit and I'll pick my poison
And I think I'm going with the gamblers
you dont, you pressure companies to take accountability
not if everyone's complacent. (or just are apathetic)
GAMBLING MENTIONED
My grandpa can’t get enough of gambling but always asks me why I play video games
One person can't change a company. you need thousands pressuring them, if not millions
Dice in the bathroom during lunch
but we're stepping into politics a bit here
our pressures alone only equal a fart but together we equal a shit
nope
I do both. But I also count cards just enough to turn a profit
dont mistake economics to politics
true
you can argue everything is political
also true
and with that i should kill you
Oh no
why
im political
why not
Ban Sean!
oh god nevermind
bc i don't wanna be killed
politically motivated
i'm not politically motivated tho
you are now
my lifeforce is motivated by the possibility of owning shitboxes
Truth.
Literally impossible to stop things like AI cause no one is going to boycott things like Youtube despite the massive influx of AI generated ads taking over 2/3 of the entire ad space on the site
written by?
history better
I love me some historical facts
authentic sources
whatever the majority agrees is accurate and true
until that changes
its authentic because everyone opposing it is dead
sounds political
im opposing you
you dont exist anymore
bye
One person can change things only by direct action.
Or small numbers.
We romanticize the 300 spartans a LOT, but they literally changed the course of history by being direct, and efficient, stalwart and committed.
it can be. and as stated before i saw your point
hes here to ragebait
i was just destroying you for no reason
called it
If not for the battle of thermopile, Persia very likely would have owned the west
k
Love the movie. Inaccurate as hell, but epic
ngl, for years, i thought it was pronounced thermo-peel-ay. Thanks Matthew Santaro.
“Our arrows shall blot out the sun”. “Then we will fight in the shade”. 100% in the history books tho
there's also the NUTS message
There was also a massive naval battle.
history was weird, interesting, and/or amazing at times
Persian ships sank to a storm, leading King Leonitus and his men to believe the Gods were on their side.
I truly think the REAL history is better than the movie.
I bet that raised morale to incredible heights
The men were dancing, drinking and humping while the men in front held the line. So many bodies piled up in the pass that they got to rest as the persians dragged bodies away for the next wave
similar to my opinion on Star Wars deep lore. If the Old Republic era was ever made into a movie, I'm sure it would make bank.
Imagibe a 6 foot trojan clad in copper and brass.
Fighting people wearing a wicker basket
The Persians had NO metal armor of any kind. Just fabric and wickerwork
So 20 dudes could just shove spears and kill them like nothing 24/7.
They rotated shifts. Took lunch breaks.
My favorite, lesser known battle, is the Battle for Castle Itter, when the Wehrmacht and US soldiers fought side-by-side against the SS
Eventually from attrition almost every trojan died.
But Persia had to retreat. 300 men killed 300 THOUSAND
if i remember correctly, it's also bc of a traitor right?
Kill ratio at match end was 1:1,000
Hello, good evening! How are you? I have a bug. My vehicles are not appearing. Does anyone have any tips?
they'll help
eventually
Thanks
In the movie yeah. Real history honestly was just slow attrition.
Every once and a whole an arrow hit a leg or armpit. So they lost men slowly
Attrition always kills in the long run
King leonitus took an arrow and they fought over his body for 3 full days
KCD2 really put into perspective for me how bad a siege could be
I hadn’t given it much thought that you could be waited out till everyone starved to death
sounds like I have the video for you!
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hey does anyone in here watch tadc?
(also indirect promoting of the discord, as I am a mod there)
Or catapult dead bodies, feces, dead cats, etc over the wall.
did your character end up dying
yes 😦
what did you think of the teaser for ep6?
Imagine defending a keep and 5,000 people collect all their poop just to catapult it over your wall
what teaser? you mean the pic of Ragatha looking out into the stars?
no no theres a teaser with a pic and a small description that coemes out before every episode
@bitter leaf crazy
its on a hidden website
oh right
i forgot about the wacky watch site
unfortunately the url they were using for eps 1-3 is a dead link now
so idk the new site
ty
well i immediately see the morse code
Boykisser spotted
thats not what i have
i sent you what i got
(i had to bc the image broke on my end)
OH GOSH ITS A DIFFERENT ONE EVERY TIME
look at the one i dmed you
Robotic Officer game is already gunning after my graphics card 💪
My phone died but— so much cool info all at once, not only is it a good video, I like the channel
Thanks 
Project Zomboid squid game mod *buscar *
Spooders are fren!
There’s a mod for that
its all fun and games till its the ones that came with your banana
another day another dollar who am i banning today
Ban deez nuts
i got a volunteer
Ban this guy
That’s one of those millions of random things that I am familiar with!
Tarantulas, hiding inside of bananas is actually a surprisingly high occurrence
!ban @oblique stream
Insects that don't bite are fine to me
And most of the house spiders dont bite
Unless you are in Australia
Most dont.
I am personally a big fan of the little gray, jumping spiders. I had a mint patch As a kid, and there were thousands of those little dudes. They were jumping around like tiny grasshoppers every summer.
I’m also a fan of June bugs. Is my favorite beetle
Then anything has enough venom to kill a horse
And you should run
Yeah, Australia’s Home to something like eight of the 10 most venomous creatures ever to exist lol
Heck, even the platypus is venomous
Makes me wonder sometimes if the koradji Are correct about the origins of Australia
Surprisingly we have almost no venomous creatures
I grew up in Utah and we had a lot of black widow spiders in my neighborhood. I used to collect them in jars.
Yet I am still afraid of them
I’m scared of the big ones
Like if I go down to the Everglades and a giant snake hisses? Leave lol.
Cause that’s 300 pounds of pure muscle and it can kill you in Less than a minute
either zomboid youtubers seem to love this music, or it's in that weird spot where I think I hear it when I don't
https://soundcloud.com/13ounce/okay-original-mix
i just woke up at 6h00 perfect without an alarm
something aint right
why am i acting like a functional member of society
The j*b calls for you
Wanna know something really fucked up
One time I was sitting in a Burger King on base with @abstract wraith and a Kid started screaming or crying or something and I put the burger down and looked him dead in the eyes and I went " Anon, I can see the children at the gate" and just stared off into the distance.
i aplied to mcdonald testerday
my body is bracing for impact
He legit stared at his fucking burger and said “I can see them”
I almost started crying lmao
if y'all are over 6ft 1.80cm and bored, just say your 6ft or 1.80cm
like im 187 and i alway's say im 180, to troll people who are like 175 and say their 180
hey can someone check out my veg map
Im 2 meters tall rounding it up
perfect
like we say in france
" The bigger the lie is the easier it pass "
Im married to the queen of england.
not big enaught, for the lie to pass you need to lie about every other thing that could show that it's a lie
by example you cant lie about having a girlfriend then say you play pz
you also need to lie and say you dont play video game
Flotsam ninja propaganda
holy nation sucks join da ninjas and free Rebirth
thanks for your attention
Message end
The person who invented Mewing, an orthodentist has died less than a week ago, his name was John Mewing
6ft isnt 180 tho
I didn't knew mewing was created by someone who had any diploma what-so-ever, and that his name was Mew too, crazy
yeah it's 1.82
but im saying this for people who only speak in liberty unit
im 181, just missed it
Rip
Especialy since the name is john, is like if i learnt that coffe mugs where invented by John Coffeemug
So cartoonish
Whoa I forgot people existed.
Anyone that's higher 1.5m can be rounded up to 2m
Hello!
Yeah, no one under 1.5m is an adult anymore, let’s go!
Anyone under 1.5 is a dwarf
Man no one hears a word I say
Rock and stone
Invincible, maybe, definitely not invisible
fun fact : the word for job in french come from the word Tripalium, which mean torture instrument at three stake
I think EVERY language should have done that
where the word for job come from a torture method
I agree
Looking at some torture method a lot of them sound more enjoyable than having a job
I gotta work for ts??
Is that meant to be surprising?
WHOAAA
Yes, pz is a literal job desguised as a game
the whole point of the game is 99% doing chores to survive
Absolutely true
But hey
Zombie and gun
Just imagine it’s there
these bitches love sosa
frogski is losing more of his mind by the second
Missed my breakfast, so hungry I can eat a @stone meadow rn 
O end or no end
fuckin with them o boys, you gon get fucked over
frogski secretly 13 year old?
Wdym secretly
true
The England heatwave is getting to him
cant an asian boy appreciate chief keef
Cant frogski appreciate deezm nuts 😔
oh so cute he is playing with his food
ggals im watching a movie and holy guacamole this movie is the best ive ever seen
Is it Black Hawk Down?
no its an old black and white film
called "funeral parade of roses"
WHat
Why are you watching a Vietnam Era Japanese Gay Movie
Not saying gay is bad here, that's literally just the Genra
its genuinely the best movie ive ever seen
you should watch it
its actually so good dude
my favorite movie is like uhhhhh
No thanks
idk havent watched a full movie in like a couple of years
I'd rather watch other Vietnam Era movies
probably stalingrad
I'll probably give it a look though
its kinda hard to watch like practically i mean its hard to find
movies i hate the most it would probably be all quiet on the western front, the netflix remake
but like this movie has genuinely taken the breath out of my lungs
it was suposed to be an anti war movie
but they removed all the part making it anti war
and just kept the cool fighting scene
theres no such things as an anti war movie
their is, the director just need to be smart
spy kids 3
"their is no anti war movie "i just an excuse given by director to justify not having to make an actual anti war movie
i know the twist
because no one cares about a movie actually showing real war
its meant to be a play on oedipus rex
A24's Warfare?
Black Hawk Down?
like if you ask any veteran of modern warfare
All Quiet on the Western Front?
a lot of them will tell you they dont know if they killed anyone
their is practicly no movie who will ever showcase that
Uh
Yea trust me
a lot of us know if we do
the ORIGINAL All quiet on the western front
All of us have optics now
Maybe 2003 Iraq Army
But we've all had optics for a while now.
Our Machine Guns have Optics.
The M2 Browning literally mounts optics and has for the last 10 years.
qq how old are you?
it's true that all fighting is perfectly clear and that everyone you shoot is out of cover and will make it very clear they have been shot once they are
23
I don't expect someone who's never been in a firefight to understand
but life isn't captured through a gopro
You don't see the top of an optic
You literally ya know. Look and Identify Targets through said optic.
most veteran ive talked too said they just got told what they found back on the battlefield, and have no idea if they contributed to each kill
they dont know if that do they saw climb out of a window and shoot at instantly got shot and instantly died, or ran back fleeing unharmed
It's called BDA
the only one that told me he knew if he killed someone was talking about how in a real situation, civilians are shot on sight incase, if their found on the battlefield
Yea, you uh don't shoot Civilians unless you absolutely HAVE too
that's kinda uh, counterintuitive
I don't know who you spoke too but.
i got told that civilians are alway's shot instantly because no one want someone who may have been an enemy get in the backline
or just get back in cover
french veteran and active duty
yk for a movie made in 1969 the comedy aged suprisingly well
It's called PID and Threat Assessment
There is no "Backline" anymore once you leave what's called "The Wire" being the perimeter of the FOB or Outpost, You are IN the shit.
You MUST maintain 360 degree coverage, even in the middle of an engagement.
idk how different army operate but people in the french one told me that anything that can be a threat will be neutralized
Yea that's a good way to end up in jail and with crippling PTSD for the rest of your life
Do you actually know how a City Fight plays out? Like block to block?
quick question does anyone here know stuff abt japanese history?
Yea....what about it
the basics
something kinda specific
the transition from bureaucratic to feudal to feudal to imperial to imperial to, imperialy democratic
not exatcly i just know what i was told
Just dm me IG
i did
i remember a veteran specificaly telling me that rules of war are only for the loser, and that no standing army in the world give a single fuck about any rules, and that sentencing for breaking said rule are alway's completly arbitrary and just done for publing image
not like a old veteran less than 50 year old
he called the french army " torture fest "
@abstract wraith
I sure wish we truly didn't give a fuck about rules or something
Lmao
the more you ad detail the more it look like your just making shit up
Like
Yea bro, Our deployment was fake
HKIA never happened @abstract wraith
The Entirety of 2501 just had a Heastroke and suffered Hallucinations in Kuwait
Silly warcrimes
all i know is that i have no way to know if your just larping, especialy since you broke rules by mentioning modern wars
and that even if your not, your word doasen't mean anything when talking about the french army
My DD214 says the Larp is real
since it's the one ive talked with
Yeah and im William the conqueror
either way this chat is slowly decenting into breaking rules about politics territory
so im out
Real.
terrifying to think about
Yo its william the conqueror
so outside of edging rule breaking chjat
how are y'all doing
/nick William the conqueror
Im william the conqueror my enemy stood on chance
they call me the first english king althos i come from france

1066 the doomsday book i gave to history
so fat on death my body burst but enaught about me
any question?
dead chat
i feel as if i killed it
please dont make me feel like an outcast
🐺 ohio
Most english Kings of history couldnt speak English, at least as their first language
only in ohio, never in cupertino
because 90% of them were anglo saxon french or german
I hope the Canadians invade england at some point
england trying not to be invaded by slightly french pople
Mission impossible
hi
what next the Flemish invade
Hot take: we should keep england and france
England has Kingsman
France had Daft Punk
next time england get invaded it's gonna be by quebecions or wallonians
how do i turn planks into long stick again
gun
hai chat
I dreamed of edward cullen from twilight
someone has a crush
nahhhhh
hai ghoti
hi
its late for you
Bro watches twilight







