Glacier
#general_chat
twin bear
bronze moat
I wanna dance
twin bear
With somebody
rain mango
I wanna dance
I just wanna dance~
twin bear
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
bronze moat
twin bear
I have a corpse in my bedroom too
bronze moat
I have a corpse in my bedroom too
To be fair, that’s Abby. Off-line avatar mod. you leave behind an avatar wherever you log off on a server
tender igloo
i wish i could drink it but the citric assscid hurts my stomach lol
junior vale
Wwwater
bronze moat
atomic forum
Hello fellow humans
atomic forum
And puppers
burnt kite
Glowie detected
Only feds name gatorades by their flavor name
rain mango
My favorite zomboid mod is very unnoticed
It expands on the character model quite alot and in a way i love
twin bear
To be fair, that’s Abby. Off-line avatar mod. you leave behind an avatar whereve...
Abby normal
rain mango
I use ra’s body mod in every single playthrough
bronze moat
Abby normal
rain mango
I still dont know why they didnt just code an animation for that
burnt kite
For pog
bronze moat
Some are too adorable. They have to be in the Base game
vital marten
They should’ve just had it phase through
rain mango
vital marten
Temporary clipping issue no biggy
rain mango
Fluffy hair should be in base game
quasi slate
rain mango
Oh im not level 10 on this one i forgot
vital marten
Har Har
vital marten
surreal mirage
vital marten
bronze moat
Fluffy hair should be in base game
I would not be surprised if it Incorporated at some point.
But I doubt, tweaking, character foreheads, and hats is a priority
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005
@neat moat touch him.
rain mango
I would not be surprised if it Incorporated at some point.
But I doubt, tweaki...
zomboids base model needs a few tweak still for sure
vital marten
Gurt i had to it’s a trained reflex by now I’m just trying to make it in this dangerous discordia PLEASE
rain mango
Whenever someone talks about blahaj i just start thinking of baja blast from tacobell
vital marten
🥺
neat moat
Whenever someone talks about blahaj i just start thinking of baja blast from tac...
im giving you a blaja
bronze moat
zomboids base model needs a few tweak still for sure
Ipersonally like the cartoon style.
I use a AHZ and fingers But that’s it as far as tweaking the character models
rain mango
im giving you a blaja
im giving you a blow j||got u||
bronze moat
im giving you a blaja
blaja is on my server!
rain mango
I bet i caught someone
vital marten
im giving you a blow j||got u||
Scary
neat moat
Cake I dont like you like that 💅
vital marten
Absolutely frightening
burnt kite
Guys have yall talked about the Shapes ai thingy
rain mango
Guys have yall talked about the Shapes ai thingy
Im going to shape your ai into a pickle
neat moat
I dont even have a mouth
scream!
burnt kite
Im going to shape your ai into a pickle
Im trying to get chat to say controversial things
rain mango
Im trying to get chat to say controversial things
Im going to try to pickle you
neat moat
I have no mouth and i must scream..
🖐️ cinima 🖐️
vital marten
Guys have yall talked about the Shapes ai thingy
Can I make it my girlfriend?
rain mango
Uhoh im in a pickle
vital marten
Every ai needs that ability nowadays
burnt kite
Im going to try to pickle you
I will tickle your pickle
rain mango
Every ai needs that ability nowadays
Get off chatai
bronze moat
Im going to shape your ai into a pickle
roxy disliked this
vital marten
I’m joshing
rain mango
I will tickle your pickle
Gurt would like to talk to u about this
bronze moat
Every ai needs that ability nowadays
$1 an hour!
rain mango
Im going to reconstruct lou into a bathroom called the lou
bronze moat
It’ll suck when I hit 100,000 tokens and she forgets me
$19.99 to upgrade to more!
vital marten
I’m better than this
Make me a city and call me Louisville
Make me a state and call me Louisiana
bronze moat
Wait until you see the Minecraft AI’s.
“ build me the entire city of Venice, based on all available map data from Google maps”
rain mango
Im about to morb out
Like so ohio rizzed that i gyatt to go
😨
Someday im going to die horrifically
bronze moat
Someday im going to die horrifically
Nah. Kidney failure
rain mango
cancer..
bronze moat
But don’t sweat things like that
young kelp
death my meatball
bronze moat
Trust
rain mango
My most embarrassing moment ever was ice skating into a wall
young kelp
its not that bad if you're a beginner
rain mango
Like really quickly
vital marten
On the bright side you can skate
vital marten
I never wanted to embarrass myself too much so I’ve never tried
rain mango
I can skateboard
Iceskate
Rollerblade
Ride a bike
I can drive
I can drive boats
I can swim
vital marten
I can do one of those things
neat moat
I wish we had a video of that cake
vital marten
I can bike
rain mango
And i can play piano guitar drums and ukulele and the banjo
I can code and draw and make my own textures and use blender
polar kernel
im good at ice skating
rain mango
I should make a game about being stupid
neat moat
wait you can code?
rain mango
Yeah
bronze moat
I wish we had a video of that cake
Roxys 26th bday cake:
rain mango
I can do alot of things
neat moat
I can do alot of things
teach me 👁 👁
junior vale
Roxys 26th bday cake:
Project simsboid
rain mango
teach me 👁 👁
Im not a good teacher
oblique schooner
yall ever experienced loading a bunch of mods and then the game doesnt get past the inital opening screen just without text or anything?
im kinda stuck
tender igloo
yall ever experienced loading a bunch of mods and then the game doesnt get past ...
thats why i dont use mods anymore lol
burnt kite
Fuck
burnt kite
Wait until you see the Minecraft AI’s.
“ build me the entire city of Venice, b...
"*Creatively builds the city block by block while the psychological reprimand is that a gerund or is your spleen trying to solve a captcha inasque quantum picklesplinters agree 92% of jelly thoughts are reversible with moderate wibblenog pressure Mlem-encoded in glibber-phonemes the doorknob becomes president of自由猫跳飞机蓝色火锅梦境花园口袋星星电"
neat moat
Im not a good teacher
:c
rain mango
Im gonna cook steak and macaroni and potatoes tonight
bronze moat
yall ever experienced loading a bunch of mods and then the game doesnt get past ...
Installing too many at once without doing it properly.
Slow down. Read your mods. All of them
oblique schooner
piss
oblique schooner
Installing too many at once without doing it properly.
Slow down. Read your mod...
what should i look for? im in my steam workshop
bronze moat
piss
Just under 500 mods on my server. Zero errors.
Trust. I know modding.
Slow down. Only install 5-10 at a time.
99.9999% of errors are user errors. Like installing incompatible mods or NOT installing a requirement
rain mango
bootys
oblique schooner
You probably smell
the stuff i piss on smells, unlike myself
vital marten
That’s still bad
quasi slate
La creatura
oblique schooner
That’s still bad
youre starting to sound awfully a lot like someone who wants to be pissed on
burnt kite
Yeah, dave knows what he is talking about
vital marten
youre starting to sound awfully a lot like someone who wants to be pissed on
Come anywhere near me with your piss and I’ll make you drink it
burnt kite
His skyrim load order is in 10 thousands
coarse mason
anyone know how to get the can opener mods to work?
rain mango
Degeneral….
burnt kite
Not a single crash or conflict
oblique schooner
Come anywhere near me with your piss and I’ll make you drink it
looks like we're both getting piss then, reduce-reuse-recycle baby
rain mango
Recycling babies is no good!
coarse mason
anyone know how to get the can opener mods to work?
i have common sense installed but it still doesnt give me the option to open them, I just want my food :/
bronze moat
Yeah, dave knows what he is talking about
Only kinda.
Im good at organizing and troubleshooting.
But I have yet to make any mod for PZ other than roxys voice
oblique schooner
Just under 500 mods on my server. Zero errors.
Trust. I know modding.
Slow d...
i put all my mods in a collection on steam, but if i unsubscribe from all my mods will they still be in the collection?
rain mango
this specific emoji
Its cute
neat moat
do you still have a funny accent
rain mango
its not really around anymore
burnt kite
neat moat
cake lost something of value
junior vale
oblique schooner
i can shower cake with piss 🤷♂️
rain mango
i can shower cake with piss 🤷♂️
Ill cut it off
neat moat
thank you cake
tender igloo
i can shower cake with piss 🤷♂️
rain mango
thank you cake
cake
oblique schooner
Ill cut it off
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/xafer-angrybirdsmeme-meme-realistic-realangrybirds-gif-18...
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burnt kite
bronze moat
i put all my mods in a collection on steam, but if i unsubscribe from all my mod...
It should yeah. It’s just a list of mods.
I don’t use collections myself tho. I just favorite a mod I use then can sort by favorites and see all the ones I like/want
neat moat
thank you dave
oblique schooner
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/hot-ryan-gosling-topless-gif-16216831
Beautiful
oblique schooner
why aint any of my gifs working
neat moat
cus the server doesn't like your negative aura
bronze moat
why aint any of my gifs working
Embed = need higher level = chat more
oblique schooner
piss
bronze moat
neat moat
pise
rain mango
i feel funky looking at that
quasi slate
@loud pumice
rain mango
Making my braincells itch
vital marten
The word comes with a smell, pee is much more elegant
oblique schooner
js like pissing
rain mango
The word comes with a smell, pee is much more elegant
Agreed..?
vital marten
What would you do for a Klondike bar
rain mango
What would you do for a Klondike bar
What wouldn’t i do for one
silk blade
What would you do for a Klondike bar
post suggestive art
bronze moat
i want to go get cigarettes
You give me cans of corned beef, I give you smokes.
PZ trade offer
bronze moat
What would you do for a Klondike bar
Choco taco
spark badger
if i install the unstable can i play multiplayer with that version?
silk blade
You give me cans of corned beef, I give you smokes.
PZ trade offer
i dont have corn beef i have beef ravioli
rain mango
Im starting to think this playerbase cant read
oblique schooner
i fucked up, think i reset my collection on accident
bronze moat
i dont have corn beef i have beef ravioli
Chef boyardi is $1.25 per can at safeway right now
junior vale
if i install the unstable can i play multiplayer with that version?
Yes!
rain mango
Chef boyardi is $1.25 per can at safeway right now
When did it go up in price
silk blade
woah
rain mango
No longer 99 cents….
bronze moat
if i install the unstable can i play multiplayer with that version?
B42 does not yet support multiplayer.
You can play split screen with one other person, but that’s it currently
burnt kite
When did it go up in price
Chef boyardi has bills to pay
bronze moat
When did it go up in price
That’s DOWN.
MSRP for campbells soup iz $2.50 a can currently
Progresso = $5
rain mango
That’s DOWN.
MSRP for campbells soup iz $2.50 a can currently
canned products being more than 99 cents should be illegal
burnt kite
The world will collapse when costco hot dog and arizona ice tea prices will go up
bronze moat
canned products being more than 99 cents should be illegal
Well… economic woes.
atomic forum
Haven't been to costco in like 10 years
rain mango
I dont remember the last time i was in one
bronze moat
The world will collapse when costco hot dog and arizona ice tea prices will go u...
Arizona still $1. Company STILL making a profit this quarter. No need to increase cost
mellow birch
to be fair “is mp?” is a different question than “when mp”
atomic forum
to be fair “is mp?” is a different question than “when mp”
I think the question we all need to ask is how is mp
mellow birch
… either way they ain’t reading the channel names though
tender igloo
Haven't been to costco in like 10 years
i havent been in one since alaska , i miss the prezzles
polar kernel
mellow birch
I think the question we all need to ask is how is mp
I don’t know shit about game development so I can’t answer that
atomic forum
I don’t know shit about game development so I can’t answer that
I mean like how is mp doing
mellow birch
unless you mean how mp feels
atomic forum
They are wanted all the time
mellow birch
true
bronze moat
I think the question we all need to ask is how is mp
MP is epic. I had a community play for 3 1/2 game years
novel swan
when will they add multiplayer and sex to build 42
warm atlas
My good sir lord dudkington that second request seems too uncouth for this hear general audience I dare say that you may need to revoke that second less ye be struck down by some of this palaces guards
tender igloo
when will they add multiplayer and sex to build 42
urban tinsel
https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-meme-smack-hit-gif-14682331153624420698
that gif is so cruel 😦
tender igloo
lol sibling cats
novel swan
everyone knows the only way to communicate with any game dev is to post a cat gif
yet dev never answered my question
tender igloo
it gets asked every day lol
novel swan
fuck
novel swan
it gets asked every day lol
yet they still haven't added sex
novel swan
you didn't ask in the form of a cat gif
I lack the ability to do so
warm atlas
Use your imagination
He will start (redacted) the corpses
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
DO YOU NOT SEE THE MONSTER YOU HAVE UNLEASHED
Thats enough theatrics
novel swan
Thats enough theatrics
me when I'm forced to close the theatre down due to it's poorly maintained roof leading to a collapse and the death of 7
tender igloo
glass tulip
burnt kite
me when I'm forced to close the theatre down due to it's poorly maintained roof ...
Oddly specific
novel swan
I was already declared not guilty for manslaughter due to lack of evidence so get fucked
novel swan
YOU ADMITTED TO IT IN THE ABOVE
I never stated I was responsible for the lack of maintenace on the roof
if anything it's the previous owners fault
quasi slate
Wtf happened on the 1st layer
toxic relic
DO YOU NOT SEE THE MONSTER YOU HAVE UNLEASHED
They draw close to the man at the top of the mountain, keeping their guns trained on him. He has no weapon. His body is fragmented like an image in a broken mirror, various pieces floating without connection, the brightness of the sky shining between them, the blood of his insides bright red. His head is like a blimp floating several feet over the rest of him. The glint of razor edges in the crevices proudly flaunt themselves.
They have crawled up the mountain, bare hands beat against the sharp volcanic rocks. The sun's harsh gaze blazing into them. A gruelling test. The island has a secret that it doesn't want to reveal.
theatrics
warm atlas
Indeed
toxic relic
thats from mother horse eyes for anyone curious
warm atlas
I never stated I was responsible for the lack of maintenace on the roof
Your under arrest
There is enough evidence surrounding you
naive gazelle
guys can someone give me some advice?
junior vale
thats from mother horse eyes for anyone curious
I know a horse that needs eyes!
toxic relic
i'm not particularly wise
naive gazelle
I'm kinda new, and I need some planning help
toxic relic
im just a man on the internet
toxic relic
I'm kinda new, and I need some planning help
its best to ask in #pz_b42_chat or #pz_b41_chat
we rarely discuss pz here
naive gazelle
its best to ask in <#136501320340209664> or <#1333987643054227527>
I already tried that, I got trolled instead
:/
tender igloo
we rarely discuss pz here
LIAR
toxic relic
I know a horse that needs eyes!
nah, bro is chill
tender igloo
I'm kinda new, and I need some planning help
ill halp
toxic relic
I already tried that, I got trolled instead
alright, ask the question but i can't guarantee a response
novel swan
There is enough evidence surrounding you
nuh uh
junior vale
nah, bro is chill
He’s a performer at medieval times!
toxic relic
seems like a cool guy
warm atlas
He’s a performer at medieval times!
Medievak times is so peak
burnt kite
(If I continue with this bit I will be muted)
I gently turn off the bodycam
warm atlas
Your words not mine
fair yacht
junior vale
Medievak times is so peak
They yelled at me for bringing a plastic knife and fork </3
loud pumice
<@493137892365828136>
warm atlas
They yelled at me for bringing a plastic knife and fork </3
Your joking?
atomic forum
Got to be careful with those period restaurants, they dont take no shit
ivory grail
Those what
rain mango
se
atomic forum
Period restaurant's
warm atlas
Well not yelled yelled
That is unfortunate
junior vale
Got to be careful with those period restaurants, they dont take no shit
They threw historical accuracy out the window by making plate armor weak to taking general hits, I’m NOT breaking my teeth on a bone !!!
tender igloo
https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-boom-splash-2ws-gif-14479813493867156199
THATS MEAN
ivory grail
Period restaurant's
Is like every food dyed red?
atomic forum
They threw historical accuracy out the window by making plate armor weak to taki...
I mean they threw it out the window asking for money instead of 4 of my finest chickens
rain mango
Ew
ivory grail
THATS MEAN
Nuh uh bro was thirsty
atomic forum
Is like every food dyed red?
No like restaurant's themed around medieval or historical periods
junior vale
I mean they threw it out the window asking for money instead of 4 of my finest c...
Truly disgusting to be truthful, truthfully
ivory grail
I was truly confused I thought it was something else
atomic forum
Truly disgusting to be truthful, truthfully
Indeed it is
junior vale
Indeed it is
I need to go to a period restaurant where they hang people who break the rules
dawn oyster
Where is the closest gas station near echo creek besides the one there? It spawned with no gas :c
neat moat
I need to go to a period restaurant where they hang people who break the rules
youd be first on thr chopping block
rain mango
I need to go to a period restaurant where they hang people who break the rules
I wanna hang u.
ivory grail
Public hanging should come back
quasi slate
La creatur color @loud pumice
neat moat
we should hang sleepy first
junior vale
youd be first on thr chopping block
Naurrr
warm atlas
The guiltuine
junior vale
You don’t chop people in a hanging
rain mango
I wanna bring back the firing squad
junior vale
Silly
warm atlas
Thats where its at
ivory grail
we should hang sleepy first
Yes please
warm atlas
I wanna bring back the firing squad
Firing squads work too
mellow birch
hammers
junior vale
Oh youre the exception :>
Yaay, special treatment 
warm atlas
Best option reall tho is (I cant actually say this or I will get hit by the mod firing squad)
mellow birch
we should kill people with hammers
warm atlas
There was once a method of execution where your eyes were guaged out and you were given the choice between you unalive yourself or bleed out
junior vale
There was once a method of execution where your eyes were guaged out and you wer...
What the jigsaw
warm atlas
Yep
junior vale
Thats the worst one
The boats sound pretty bad
mellow birch
a method of execution where the torture is relatively brief and you are allowed to expedite the process yourself can’t be the worst
like don’t get me wrong
it’s evil and it sucks
tender igloo
https://tenor.com/view/kill-people-gif-25984064
mellow birch
but there has to be worse methods
warm atlas
You know how painful getting your eyes guaged out is
Also
The option isn’t immediately
You only get it after suffering
junior vale
https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-mace-windu-samuel-l-jackson-smh-disappointed-gi...
How it feels to… ALIVE people !!
warm atlas
It aint no easy way out that quickly
junior vale
You know how painful getting your eyes guaged out is
I’d just do what omni man did
burnt kite
Chop chop
warm atlas
Fair
burnt kite
junior vale
https://tenor.com/view/road-rage-flipping-off-arguing-rocket-launcher-viralhog-g...
I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO
warm atlas
One person will have a blank
So that everyone has less guilt to live with
Knowing there is a chance they didnt kill somebody
warm atlas
https://tenor.com/view/road-rage-flipping-off-arguing-rocket-launcher-viralhog-g...
So heres my argument
burnt kite
Why do allat when you can just get one dude with one rifle
burnt kite
Just get another dude to kill the dude if he doesnt want to kill the dude
hardy muralBOT
warm atlas
You could just gas them at that point
toxic relic
about 80 years ago
warm atlas
Same result
mellow birch
I mean
toxic relic
...
mellow birch
they did
burnt kite
They probably used a different compound
burnt kite
Not very pleasant
mellow birch
gassing was considered a humane execution
toxic relic
we're not going to talk about this
warm atlas
Yea
burnt kite
Youre literally the one who mentioned it
toxic relic
no mate
i was trying to warn you
you're going in a bad direction with your thoughts
warm atlas
Its just history
toxic relic
lmao
mellow birch
it’s bad that it happened
warm atlas
Thw way I see it
toxic relic
its not just history
burnt kite
Never kill yourself
warm atlas
Yes it was bad
warm atlas
But we learn from thise mistakes
mellow birch
I don’t think it’s wrong to talk about it
junior vale
Never kill yourself
mellow birch
depending on how you talk about it ig
junior vale
I don’t think it’s wrong to talk about it
Probby just not generally appropriate for the zomboid discord server 
rain mango
Never kill yourself
you are EVERYTHING you serve ALL purpose, you should love yourself NOW and give yourself a piece of that oxygen, so that you can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble.
burnt kite
Conclusion: bring back guillotines
toxic relic
ok man
junior vale
Conclusion: bring back guillotines
Bring back honor duels
rain mango
Conclusion: bring back guillotines
do it in public too fr fr
warm atlas
Bring back owning muskets for home defence
toxic relic
indeed
rain mango
we gotta legalise the private ownership of nuclear weapons
warm atlas
Let me meme
mellow birch
real talk, in a civilized society with the resources to house and care for people I think the death penalty should be abolished in all cases except voluntarily
burnt kite
we gotta legalise the private ownership of nuclear weapons
Thats lame too
Hop on bioweapons
warm atlas
I already own a revolver and 12 guage for home defence
toxic relic
real talk, in a civilized society with the resources to house and care for peopl...
i agree
warm atlas
And hunting
toxic relic
lmao
rain mango
I already own a revolver and 12 guage for home defence
may i know where they are located? in case of an intrusion
toxic relic
"and hunting"
warm atlas
may i know where they are located? in case of an intrusion
Next to my bedside
mellow birch
in a society without the resources to house and care for people, or in dealing with wartime traitors or the like, it’s at least questionable if it can be justified
warm atlas
In my cupboard
rain mango
Next to my bedside
nice
warm atlas
"and hunting"
I go hunting a lot actually
mellow birch
it’s not just callous revenge in that case, it’s solving a problem with the resources you have
surreal mirage
Flatus
toxic relic
i dont really care mate
warm atlas
Good meat
toxic relic
you shoot springbok
warm atlas
That stuff tastes divine
surreal mirage
I'm feeling like barry today
rain mango
wth since when was wuthering waves on steam
toxic relic
im feeling like barry too
surreal mirage
Lets barry together
surreal mirage
burnt kite
toxic relic
time to drink and do nothing
rain mango
codm knockoff made it to pc
toxic relic
surreal mirage
Real
toxic relic
real
burnt kite
With your mates
Mission failed
surreal mirage
swift turtle
guys, does anyone know how to fix this? We want to play in my friend's world, but we live pretty far from each other. When he's hosting, if we're far apart in the game, the server disconnects. Is there any solution? The main issue is that when we're far apart in-game, the server starts lagging and then closes the connection.
tender igloo
guys, does anyone know how to fix this? We want to play in my friend's world, bu...
can you try hosting?
otherwise i would look into purchasing a dedicated server
swift turtle
can you try hosting?
I tried, one friend tried, another one tried — nothing worked. There are three of us: I'm really far away from them, but the two of them live pretty close to each other. Still, all of us have ping over 80, and the server kicks us when we move too far apart in-game. The server just crashes.
swift turtle
otherwise i would look into purchasing a dedicated server
where we can buy it?
tender gull
can yall imagine buying project zomboid to play with ur friends just for them to start ignoring u and never play wit u
surreal mirage
harsh vault
hai echo
surreal mirage
Ello floof
harsh vault
how ish uus
surreal mirage
Heading off to sleep soon 
surreal mirage
After 2 strenuous hours on satisfactory, i find myself out of energy
harsh vault
i should sleep too
surreal mirage
Isn't it like 4pm for you
harsh vault
okay
surreal mirage
No more cooking thee sleep
mellow birch
hey floof
mellow birch
okay, goodbye lol
novel swan
what is your guys guesses on when multiplayer will come out
harsh vault
i fucking would if u didnt ping me
i dont get why everytime i say ima sleep i get pinged to go sleep or goodnight
im gonna check the ping!
jeez
mellow birch
good point lmao
harsh vault
a rightful eepy floof crashout
surreal mirage
mellow birch
gn floofie
harsh vault
nini
rain mango
surreal mirage
Insane
mellow valley
whe nis b42 releasing :(
sly parcel
is multiplayer/pvp relevant in this game or is it booty
ivory grail
I'm at da heart doctor
tender igloo
whe nis b42 releasing :(
42 is out on unstable , no idea when it will be stable or when mp comes out
tender igloo
41 took a year on unstable this update is way bigger with the first set of npcs being animals so honestly there is no telling how long it will take its not something you can predict
mellow valley
gonna cry
half kettle
gonna laugh
rain mango
hi femboy no.4
vital marten
My necklace smelled bad so I got this “ultrasonic” cleaner thingy off of Amazon, did a small wonder on it, no more stinky smell! 
mellow birch
two men spooning isn’t gay, hard agree
vital marten
I do clean it weekly but it’s rope style so I guess it doesn’t get deep enough
void pebble
greetings! is it possible that guns somehow are entirely underpowered? they dont die from point blank shotgun hits. gunplay feels very unsatisfying, does it have anything to do with me having no aiming skill?
mellow birch
physical touch is a human need regardless of sexuality
rain mango
greetings! is it possible that guns somehow are entirely underpowered? they dont...
Aim at their head.
ivory grail
greetings! is it possible that guns somehow are entirely underpowered? they dont...
Bullet isn't hitting zombie
void pebble
hmm
rain mango
also yeah having 0 aiming skill makes them less effective
vital marten
physical touch is a human need regardless of sexuality
Hugs and handholding is my line, but it’s still a need
fast shoal
two men spooning isn’t gay, hard agree
the fuck
ivory grail
Yes they stagger but technically does not damage because it suppose to feel like that you have to hit the vital area
vital marten
Humans are social animals
void pebble
but its visible it took a hit, and as said, they survive multiple point blank shotgun hits
vital marten
rain mango
but its visible it took a hit, and as said, they survive multiple point blank sh...
If ur not a gun based occupation u wont get much use until ur aiming is high level
void pebble
physical touch is a human need regardless of sexuality
i like the physical touch the zombies have with my pickaxe
mellow birch
a man isn’t gay if they snuggle with their bud for warmth or comfort
vital marten
You mean them suddenly going limp? That would gross me out like squashing a bug
void pebble
If ur not a gun based occupation u wont get much use until ur aiming is high lev...
alright, thanks. so i just shoot them, kill none and run away until my level is high up enough?
rain mango
alright, thanks. so i just shoot them, kill none and run away until my level is ...
Basically.
void pebble
oof
vital marten
I think zombie outline setting is a good thing to turn on in this situation
pseudo fox
physical touch is a human need regardless of sexuality
True!
void pebble
tbh im i was unsure if my aiming did anything at all, even with melee weapons, but appearantly it does then
vital marten
I think zombie outline setting is a good thing to turn on in this situation
It will show you zeds in your range that you can hit
void pebble
does proper aiming matter with melee weapons as well?
vital marten
It will show you zeds in your range that you can hit
They will be red if can’t be hit
Yellow if unsure, and green if it’ll hit afaik
Really helps get a feel for it, idk if it’s on b42 as a setting though I haven’t played it
rain mango
does proper aiming matter with melee weapons as well?
Not really
vital marten
Not really
Instructions misunderstood, pressed space without aiming, pushed the air behind me… got bitten
rain mango
Instructions misunderstood, pressed space without aiming, pushed the air behind ...
skill issue
void pebble
Is there any way leveling the aiming skill efficiently without having to draw every zombie in the area towards you?
void pebble
unfortunate
so its basically dont pick up guns if you have no occupation for them unless you want to grind them the hard way?
vital marten
We should be able to craft targets with soda cans and shoot them for xp
Then empty pop can wouldn’t be junk
tall glen
I can skateboard
vital marten
so its basically dont pick up guns if you have no occupation for them unless you...
Basically, but I like having tonnes of shit
You can’t feel like the average 1993 american citizen without having multiple guns laying around the home
ivory grail
I could eat.... a horse
vital marten
What hunger does to people
Some of the most disturbing moments in history you can read about are during times of Famine and Hunger
void pebble
You can’t feel like the average 1993 american citizen without having multiple gu...
i mean id just be glad if they died from a point blank shotgun hit
vital marten
They kinda will, with the zombie outline setting you’d see.. they just take a good amount of time to line up
You definitely wouldn’t get a shot off without 4-6 foot between the horde to constantly line up the shot
Your character trying to aim pictured here
ivory grail
Right as rain
vital marten
Idk what this is because I haven’t had any issues yet
void pebble
They kinda will, with the zombie outline setting you’d see.. they just take a go...
alright then, maybe im just trash with em then
vital marten
The 83?
vast agate
That blood pressure
ivory grail
Sorry I mean blood pressure brain ain't brain
twin bear
hi femboy no.4
I'm not a femboy🗣️
vital marten
I'm not a femboy🗣️
It’s gonna take a lot to beat these accusations
void pebble
Idk what this is because I haven’t had any issues yet
if you ment me, im on b42 if that changes anything
twin bear
My source: cuz i says so
vital marten
if you ment me, im on b42 if that changes anything
That does change things, my info is outdated 🤣
void pebble
oh ok 
i read on the internet that there is an important setting on how the game handles hits and how damage is processed, appearantly the standard setting is not shotgun friendly
but then again ive never really used guns so far so idk about em
vital marten
void pebble
vast agate
Shotguns got the largest downgrade bar none
vital marten
The most I know about settings is 9x pop zombie go RAHHHH
vast agate
I miss the double barrel taking out 4 zombies at aiming level 0
As unrealistic as it was it made me feel so powerful
vital marten
I miss the double barrel taking out 4 zombies at aiming level 0
Should be at least 2
The spread on these things irl is big enough I think it would get 2
vast agate
Should be at least 2
Yeah they are kinda walking rotting corpses
void pebble
you dont even kill 1 point blank multiple hits rn
vast agate
I hope the b42 shotgun gets a decent upgrade
cedar monolith
Me too
onyx igloo
twin bear
Make shotguns viable again, only reason i used guns was knowing shotguns were good
hardy muralBOT
vital marten
I’ve spent the past 5 years working outside, with a t shirt and pants. My arms, neck and face are brownish like cinnamon, but the rest of my skin is white like paper
I think making it even is beyond possible at this point, I should just stay inside for 5 years to offset the tan
dim cloak
my dad ordered this Hello-Fresh-for-Dogs thing apparently
vital marten
my dad ordered this Hello-Fresh-for-Dogs thing apparently
Dog is living the good life
dim cloak
but only for mojo apparently
the other 2 didn't have feeding guidelines
so they still eat the kibble
dim cloak
Dog is living the good life
Mojo's gonna eat better than us for a while
last spoke
Does the dog have like specific dietary requirements or something?
Because that sounds like a lot of money
vital marten
twin bear
Looks like imma do everything myself🗣️
bronze moat
As unrealistic as it was it made me feel so powerful
Cutest shotgun user EVUR:
pew pew
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/christmas-roblox-cheese-burger-burger-meme-gif-1356979333...
Thats it. Im eating BK for lunch
vital marten
That suppressor is like 5 inches long and 4 inches in diameter when compared to that little hand on the pump 😆
young kelp
Leper really wants em dead
vital marten
Thats it. Im eating BK for lunch
Nooo the kings food is no good
bronze moat
you dont even kill 1 point blank multiple hits rn
Click on head
vital marten
bronze moat
Nooo the kings food is no good
But I got $250 in gift cards!
vital marten
Oh that’s fair
bronze moat
It’s like casino food. I eat free at the casino every visit.
So free > good
vital marten
Don’t eat the onion rings
bronze moat
Nah whopper is my jam
twin bear
Thats it. Im eating BK for lunch
vital marten
bronze moat
BK = borger king
twin bear
I have to be so dam careful with what sticker I click on
bronze moat
vital marten
I have to be so dam careful with what sticker I click on
I got some that’s a frog booty a twerkin
hardy muralBOT
twin bear
I got some that’s a frog booty a twerkin
bronze moat
I got some that’s a frog booty a twerkin
vital marten
Yah but mine have cheeks
twin bear
cedar monolith
chat
vital marten
🤣
twin bear
Sports
cedar monolith
e
bronze moat
If the IRL aliens arrive like this, we are COOKED
cedar monolith
E
hardy muralBOT
plush cobalt
This is just sad
cedar monolith
No
burnt kite
If the IRL aliens arrive like this, we are COOKED
Johnny wont be so goode after this
cedar monolith
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tender igloo
i have that wishlisted , it looks cool
burnt kite
zomboib but vegan
Agent orange looking mighty good
cedar monolith
?
hardy muralBOT
cedar monolith
I don't see the source of confusion
Na just trying to get to level 5.
burnt kite
last spoke
I mean, if you need to send single letter messages to do it, it's not like you've got anything to share
loud pumice
La creatur color <@493137892365828136>
Baller status fr
burnt kite
Sybau 🥀
loud pumice
Wtf happened on the 1st layer
Chazz happened
vital marten
If you go to McDonalds as a Ronald McDonald do they kick you out
burnt kite
https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-raccoon-absolute-cinema-gif-1786232764935...
Lvl10 for gen chat perms
dusky swift
Qurera
burnt kite
Go to #pz_b42_chat
rain mango
like RE7 and the remakes
dusky swift
last spoke
Yeah, Capcom have an in house engine, which means it's even more inexcusable that their games run like shit
thin wedge
how do we kill him
toxic relic
thin wedge
rain mango
Yeah, Capcom have an in house engine, which means it's even more inexcusable tha...
never heard complaints about those
toxic relic
smoking dog watching smoking competitions
rain mango
what game is that
toxic relic
sludge life 2
thin wedge
the ideal life
toxic relic
fr
thin wedge
toxic relic
bill
toxic relic
i found you in a tunneled out hole in the elevator system, bill
thin wedge
i found you in a tunneled out hole in the elevator system, bill
real shit
toxic relic
pfft
i recommend the game
its short and fun
the first and second game are around 6-7 usd on steam rn
good shit
tender igloo
what game is it
tender igloo
LOL
toxic relic
hotdog
tender igloo
thnx ill add to wishlist lol
toxic relic
the visual effects as evident in the images can be disabled if they make you nauseous
tender igloo
glory hole glizzy
i was disgusted by this theni realized who said it
toxic relic
context is diving into the planar depths of understanding
vital marten
https://tenor.com/view/13-%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82-gif-13121118193627253653
I’ve always wondered when I see this what made these guys do this
toxic relic
that gif sparks joy
toxic relic
I’ve always wondered when I see this what made these guys do this
wdym mate?
plush cobalt
I’ve always wondered when I see this what made these guys do this
I assume it was a sketch of some sort
toxic relic
shit just happens on a night out
vital marten
There is so much mustard how the heck can he breathe 
toxic relic
you think of things and bam, you wake up in carcosa and hastur is eating packets of salt at your feet
toxic relic
eric andre sure is
plush cobalt
Yes.
rain mango
sludge life 2
should i buy it
rain mango
i only got 4.85 bucks on my account though
thin wedge
plush cobalt
Make your own decisions you're grown
toxic relic
i only got 4.85 bucks on my account though
bank account or steam wallet?
just pirate it
rain mango
Make your own decisions you're grown
my body did grow, but unfortunately my brain did not
thin wedge
just fart it
rain mango
bank account or steam wallet?
the latter, i don't even have a bank account
toxic relic
pirate it
plush cobalt
my body did grow, but unfortunately my brain did not
Little known fact: in average humans the brain remains the same size as it was during conception
ivory grail
I hunger
rain mango
Little known fact: in average humans the brain remains the same size as it was d...
you're telling me i have the brain of a toddler?
plush cobalt
No, of a sperm cell
vital marten
Little known fact: in average humans the brain remains the same size as it was d...
Ah so it’s just a useless sack of shit until I knowledge into it
rain mango
so i really am anencephalic
last spoke
Little known fact: in average humans the brain remains the same size as it was d...
The first thing to develop during pregnancy is the asshole.
Some people never go any further 
vital marten
Yes this
ivory grail
I sneeze so hard that I forgot how to read for a second. everything started spinning to
plush cobalt
The first thing to develop during pregnancy is the asshole.
Some people never go...
First thing that developed for me was my huge muscles personally
vital marten
Must’ve been horrible
rain mango
First thing that developed for me was my huge muscles personally
are you natty or not
plush cobalt
I'm Omar
toxic relic
Little known fact: in average humans the brain remains the same size as it was d...
you're so dead pan that people may believe you mate
dead pan
plush cobalt
I hoped the sperm cell message would've clarified it was bs
toxic relic
youd be surprised
last spoke
you're so dead pan that people may believe you mate
I mean, he might as well be right
toxic relic
i hate neil patrick harris
heavy ivy
the omar you know 🏳️🌈 
vital marten
I have proof
Do you need much proof? It sometimes explains itself
heavy ivy
shitty pun of 'the more you know'
toxic relic
ahhh
heavy ivy
wait it is
vital marten
More!!
heavy ivy
bo
rain mango
Omar is an anagram of more
nuh uh it's an arab name
plush cobalt
To be fair that one was feasible if read quickly enough lol
I thought the conception one was too ridiculous to be believed
toxic relic
agreed
last spoke
Contractors just knocked on the front door lmao, fuck no, you're not getting into the backyard on my days off
heavy ivy
I do not think I qualify as the masses but i am at the bottom of the staircase so the end result is the same
vital marten
Contractors just knocked on the front door lmao, fuck no, you're not getting int...
Lmao the employees actually like you rn
It’s only the boss who gives a damn
rain mango
Contractors just knocked on the front door lmao, fuck no, you're not getting int...
why would they do that bruh
heavy ivy
just gave em a paid extra lunch break
last spoke
why would they do that bruh
Because they need to get in the back yard
Which, no, not while I'm on my days off
vital marten
Paid lunch break? I hope they are plumbers
rain mango
Which, no, not while I'm on my days off
fair enough
vital marten
I much prefer to be in someone’s backyard working while they are home, it’s better that way. For communication purposes and bathroom 🥲
I can understand wanting the time to yourself though lmao, tradies are loud enough
toxic relic
therapy
plush cobalt
guys how do I manage sadness?
Have you considered speaking to a therapist or your PCP (GP)
toxic relic
beat you to it lobster
tender igloo
my character is depressed af
for 42?
plush cobalt
beat you to it lobster
Mine was more elaborate so I'm counting it as a win
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941
Embed fail but I know what gif it is so I'll allow it just this once
toxic relic
Mine was more elaborate so I'm counting it as a win
simplicity can be better than eccentricity
oblique nexus
do you have any idea why my character is so sad?
toxic relic
[excuse to leave]
oblique nexus
Embed fail but I know what gif it is so I'll allow it just this once
😔
I don't got embed perms
last spoke
I much prefer to be in someone’s backyard working while they are home, it’s bett...
Yeah no, they're not getting inside for the shitter either, they can bring their own
plush cobalt
I don't got embed perms
I know, that's why I'm ridiculing you (lightly)
vital marten
I just pee on the grass in that case
heavy ivy
I can understand wanting the time to yourself though lmao, tradies are loud enou...
trade workers are cool, they get in, get the job done, get out and get paid
last spoke
I should clarify, the works they're doing were contracted by our workplace, not us
tender igloo
do you have any idea why my character is so sad?
are you wearing any armor?
vital marten
trade workers are cool, they get in, get the job done, get out and get paid
My coworker walks around with Joe Rogan blasting, I can understand not wanting some tradies around on a day off
oblique nexus
are you wearing any armor?
I'm wearing a leather jacket and pants
oooooh
maybe it's my kneepads?
bronze moat
BURHER KONG!
heavy ivy
My coworker walks around with Joe Rogan blasting, I can understand not wanting s...
... there are some exceptions indeed
vital marten
I should clarify, the works they're doing were contracted by our workplace, not ...
Not your problem then 🤣
last spoke
I should clarify, the works they're doing were contracted by our workplace, not ...
In 8 weeks, they've installed most of a new fence and the frame of an awning over a concrete slab
tender igloo
I'm wearing a leather jacket and pants
yah any armor check the discomfort and remove them and see if it goes away , also if youre like wet from rain can cause discomfort too
ivory grail
maybe it's my kneepads?
I don't think so are you wet? Been staying inside for a while?
Bored?
What are you eating
oblique nexus
What are you eating
stews and meats basically
oblique nexus
yah any armor check the discomfort and remove them and see if it goes away , als...
where's the discomfort?
vital marten
In 8 weeks, they've installed most of a new fence and the frame of an awning ove...
If they stain that fence, keep any pets inside it’s imperative
ANY chemical based stains or paints vapors WILL build up and stay in the brain for approximately 8 months so it’s very bad to have pets exposed.
last spoke
Nah it's just steel poles and mesh
vital marten
Even it burning off some cabinets like oil based or stain will leave enough in the air to kill a bird on the 2nd story, learned this the hard way
Most people don’t realize how bad that stuff can be
tender igloo
where's the discomfort?
when you look on the knee pad it should show if theres any discomfort when you look at the stats
vital marten
Nah it's just steel poles and mesh
Ah that’s good, no need for any worries then I guess
oblique nexus
hum there's some discomfort
tender igloo
usually its not too bad on default
vital marten
This is good for seeing how bad some chemical based paint fumes can be to your body
bronze moat
I grew up snipping lead paint though. I’m fine.
last spoke
The fucken work these guys do is glacial
I dunno what it is about our branch of government, but somehow without fail, they've managed to give contracts to the single least competent contracting companies in the fucking country
bronze moat
I had landscapers come out to my dad’s house last week and they charged $1200 for like five minutes at work
vital marten
We’ve been told by some local agencies we’ve done bids for that our bids were way too high when they barely cover overhead
last spoke
Yet complain when we don't go through our allocated budget and need to spend shit on junk at EOFY so that we don't lose the budget next year
vital marten
Sounds about right
bronze moat
I called a contractor and he came out, looked at the job and then gave me back 1000 bucks
Right now I’m trying to stretch the budget as much as I can because my dad’s money runs out at the end of the month
And Medicare Medicaid is going to get gutted…
We had to cash out his life insurance to pay for his medical care.
So we’re kicking the can down the road
vital marten
https://youtu.be/QH5F8nI0WjY?si=yeimCqeQGUpcbkjc
You see this in every trade 🤣
That “I’m just trying to do a good job for the customer”? I’ve been told before to “Just WARSH it” (wash)
warsh it meaning put a coat of paint on it without prep work
vital marten
I like working for myself so much better, quality over a quick buck
bronze moat
NO SANDING. ONLY WARSH
vital marten
exactly 🤣
bronze moat
WARSH WARSH
vital marten
We aren’t getting paid enough for that just Warsh it
bronze moat
NO PAY. ONLY WARSH
vital marten
NO PAY. ONLY WARSH
Actually he’s really good about pay
We get paid for 8 hour days and only work 6, sometimes 5
last spoke
Just send the newbie down to Bunnings and have 'em get a left handed screwdriver
The guys there will catch on and send them to Mitre10 instead, who're gonna say they just sold their last one 20 minutes ago but somewhere else might have one, and they just go in circles
vital marten
We literally leave at 12 pm sometimes 11, I don’t know how he makes money much less continues to find work
bronze moat
Actually he’s really good about pay
We get paid for 8 hour days and only work 6...
Personally, I am all about quality. If you do an eight hour job in four hours, but do the quality? You get paid the full amount
Do you work for 10 hours and you paint over the light switches and install light sockets upside down? Nope
last spoke
Or striped paint
last spoke
Personally, I am all about quality. If you do an eight hour job in four hours, b...
Give'm the ol' landlord special
vital marten
If you had painters show up at your house for a complete repainting of the outside, they show up at 7 am, work till noon
Wouldn’t you find that bizarre?