general_chat

[toxic hawk]

damn

[toxic relic]

good thing you're not the only person in the world

[rain mango]

well what if the game doesn't interest him

[toxic relic]

im cautious of even free games

[rain mango]

you can't make someone buy a game just cause it's free

[toxic relic]

or cheap yeah

time isnt the only thing you're spending

[rain mango]

wait i meant to say thta

that*

nvm

[stone meadow]

tbh sometimes a man needs his 12 dollars

[toxic relic]

fr

[stone meadow]

especially when its end of month

that can buy me like 4 beers

[toxic relic]

tie you over until the next paycheck

[twin bear]

4 beers ain't enough😭

[stone meadow]

tbh my priorties are skewed, night out £200 - lets spend it, a thing i might use for months if not years £50 - debate it for a week

[toxic hawk]

i can buy so much chicken with 12 euros

[onyx igloo]

me when i spend money and i actually leaves my bank account

[toxic relic]

brother 🙏 i understand

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[toxic relic]

practical isnt always as fun as excitement

[rain mango]

for 12 dollars i can buy like 60 bottles of sparkling wotah

[twin bear]

That's some cheap ass sparkling water

[onyx igloo]

i only accept clearly canadian

[toxic relic]

its hard giving up on cool shit cause you need practical expenses

[rain mango]

local brands are a hella affordable here

[harsh vault]

grrrr when do i get my special badge

[rain mango]

bribe the mods idk

[toxic relic]

you already have the badge of shame

[ivory grail]

When you sell your first born

[rain mango]

i got that badge in 2 months, i deeply regret it

[harsh vault]

i want cooler badge

[toxic relic]

Poutine poutine, poutine poutine
J'ai tellement faim, poutine poutine
Poutine poutine, poutine poutine
C'est ça ou rien, poutine poutine

is that canadian enough

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/kimi-raikkonen-f1-largada-gif-19183220

[twin bear]

Is almost 10 bucks for milk and almost double the normal price for eggs here

Livin the dream

[ivory grail]

I don't see sorry so no

[toxic relic]

its in french

[ivory grail]

Or maple syrup

[onyx igloo]

dunno what you said but i meant this

[twin bear]

Clearly Canadian

[toxic relic]

thats a fucking stupid brand name

[ivory grail]

No no

[twin bear]

Like watchamacallit

Or wtv

[ivory grail]

It a amazing name

[twin bear]

Good candy bar tho

[ivory grail]

I bet they bottle that shit up in the USA

[stone meadow]

clearly you arent canadian

[surreal mirage]

You need to be cool for a special badge

[surreal mirage]

I had to send feet pics to get mine

[simple bear]

where

[stone meadow]

modmail

[surreal mirage]

£5

[simple bear]

👅

[ivory grail]

I deserve a custom badge 100% totally not being sarcastic

[simple bear]

toes

[ivory grail]

That a cat

[surreal mirage]

Look right

[toxic relic]

im curious as to how valid the foot picture transactions are

do some people do that?

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/grippers-feet-desperate-yesss-spikyleaf-gif-4642897814346158197

[ivory grail]

These are toes

[toxic relic]

is that a thing-if not here, somewhere else?

[twin bear]

[surreal mirage]

Some people really will pay for feet pics, it's kinda crazy

[twin bear]

His toenails

[low tangle]

Some questions, some questions just shouldn’t be asked.

[toxic hawk]

i disagree

[twin bear]

Questions need answers

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[toxic relic]

i like to ask the questions no one else would

[ivory grail]

Bro look like he a typical tinder profile

[toxic relic]

specifically related to anything gross

[twin bear]

How many calories is the average fighting male

[simple bear]

thanks for ur service Mr. FartFace IV

[toxic relic]

i actually have a spreadsheet for this

[low tangle]

Well you a freak like 90% of this server so go figure.

[low tangle]

Of course you would.

[toxic relic]

do you want total calorie count?

or do you want it broken down?

[low tangle]

I prefer joules, not calories.

[vital marten]

Some people pay for bare feet in their art so yeah

[naive flicker]

?

[low tangle]

Suppose there are worse things to waste your money on.

[naive flicker]

Ehh

[twin bear]

Total calories

[naive flicker]

Drugs sound cool

[ivory grail]

Rich people buy a banana taped to a wall so that doesn't really say anything

[toxic relic]

read the chart mate

[ivory grail]

I mean wouldn't the height affect all of this

[toxic relic]

why so

[low tangle]

Where is the calorie count for the dozen prions I will contract as well?

[toxic relic]

its all average values

[quartz thorn]

Me doxing ur bone measurements

[twin bear]

I made this meme btw

[naive flicker]

I mean they're better than fuckin feet pics

[toxic relic]

see table 3

[vital marten]

Stain smells so sweet it makes me hungry

[twin bear]

Do NOT steal it

[simple bear]

i have an unusually wide ribcage and large feet for my height, i believe its because i was meant to be taller but my growth was stunted.

[mystic wigeon]

hi chat

[naive flicker]

Aight sure

[low tangle]

I don’t think I want to.

[ivory grail]

Chat say hi back

[vital marten]

Nah just caveman mode

[twin bear]

[naive flicker]

I did not save it

[toxic relic]

i also have est calorie contents of children if needed

[twin bear]

Nah I'm good

[simple bear]

hobbit mode because im short with big hairy feet

[toxic relic]

this is based on early human cannibalism

[low tangle]

I was going to make that joke…

[twin bear]

Preferably men, woman if need be

[vital marten]

I love being able to look out into the horizon and see for miles

[twin bear]

No kids

[vital marten]

So calming

[toxic relic]

its only got male data

[mystic wigeon]

I screamed into the void.
But the void did not scream back.
😔 (top 10 emotional quotes)

[twin bear]

I'd murk someone if they were an enemy tho just not eat em

[toxic relic]

thats a gap in the research unfortunately

[vital marten]

What is murk

[mystic wigeon]

means to kill

[twin bear]

Slime

[mystic wigeon]

...or so I've heard

[twin bear]

Yeah

[low tangle]

I like needing a step stool for everything because I am about the same height as Bilbo Baggins.

[toxic relic]

if anyone wants to read the paper the doi is 10.1038/srep44707

[twin bear]

My brother is the same way

[vital marten]

I need a step ladder to get ladders off my ladder rack I’m so short 😭

[rain mango]

hello

[twin bear]

I'm the dedicated battery changer on the smoke detectors

[low tangle]

Send him my condolences.

[mystic wigeon]

hi

[ivory grail]

One of my friends is 5'4 and she can reach the second row in the top shelf how tall are your cabinets or how short are you

[simple bear]

goodbye

[low tangle]

It’s quite ironic, I love sports cars, but I think they are the only cars I can drive because of my height lol

[rain mango]

hry

[vital marten]

I can’t reach the top of an average sized door

[polar kernel]

um

[quasi slate]

best carbonated water for headaches

[stone meadow]

i can reach the moon

[twin bear]

If i ever marry a short person they're gonna have to deal with high cupboards

[low tangle]

Maybe except for smart cars but why would I drive one of those.

[polar kernel]

im sleepy

[quartz thorn]

Some shelves are really tall

[surreal mirage]

Got any spares?

[mystic wigeon]

idk, mixed. u?

[stone meadow]

if i ever marry theyre gonna have to reach for the stars

[harsh vault]

@surreal mirage i fucked up

fuck man

[rain mango]

i'm doing fine

[ivory grail]

No no no i'm sleepy

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-jessie-woody-buzz-lightyear-reach-for-the-sky-gif-15043385

[surreal mirage]

Who's man

[vital marten]

How is the air up there frogski

[harsh vault]

echo

can i dm you

[surreal mirage]

Sure

[low tangle]

Not really, my dad inherited my uncles car collection.

If you what you can buy my second Aston from me for £50,000 though.

[twin bear]

Whos drugs and why is everyone abusing them

[toxic relic]

fr

[surreal mirage]

I shall consider this offer

[ivory grail]

Not like stuff in a house

Unless you're living in a warehouse

[quartz thorn]

Sometimes they are!!!

How tall are you?

Maybe you just don't get it

[ivory grail]

6ft

[rain mango]

does your dad have a spare RC F i could use?

[quartz thorn]

Yeah you don't get it

Shush

[low tangle]

Either that or a Land Rover Defender with an iffy engine, your pick.

[low tangle]

RC F?

[surreal mirage]

What about any spare houses perchance

[rain mango]

lexus RC F

[low tangle]

I love these tiny farm trucks, I forgot the term for them.

[ivory grail]

I can get it i wasn't that tall when I was birthed

[quartz thorn]

Lol

[onyx igloo]

kei truck

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon-5-lexus-rc-f-driving-sports-car-lexus-gif-7841713599251594758

[onyx igloo]

they also have kei cars

[quartz thorn]

Have u ever been in a house other than ur own

[low tangle]

All our cars are European sadly.

[ivory grail]

I have

[low tangle]

Lexus is very nice though.

[quartz thorn]

Doubt

[low tangle]

I’ve only heard good things about them.

[rain mango]

does he have a spare 997 Turbo perchance?

[twin bear]

Only driving I wanna be doing is drunk vr driving

[low tangle]

lol, my groundskeeper has one that he runs around in, I’ve driven it quite a bit myself and genuinely it’s a lot of fun to drive.

[twin bear]

It's amazing

[ivory grail]

Just been in older homes so unless the modern home have shelf 9ft in the air then I think it there fault having some that high

No one need that much storage

[simple bear]

i love alcohol i would never abuse him

[quartz thorn]

Have u considered being short and having short arms

[low tangle]

Nope, surprisingly we have no cars of the sort, not even a single 911 lol.

Personally I don’t like 911’s anyway, you can tell they are tracks cars and aren’t exactly the most comfortable if you drive them daily.

[quartz thorn]

As being short usually coincides with

[stone meadow]

I could never abuse drugs I love em too much

[twin bear]

I'm the booze bender

[simple bear]

just be short with long arms

[onyx igloo]

screenshotted from a video but that mini cooper is running for its damn life

[stone meadow]

with a wheel?

I love doing it too

[twin bear]

Yup

[low tangle]

I love old minis, they are so cute.

[quartz thorn]

Simply impossible

[surreal mirage]

I kinda like the newer minis, they look nice af

[rain mango]

if you don't mind me asking, that collection is made up of which brands?

[ivory grail]

Nope

[rain mango]

(i live in algeria, so dw i won't even be able to try to steal them even if i wanted to)

[ivory grail]

Just use them grabber thing that my grandma use

[twin bear]

Bro wants those cars

[quartz thorn]

Lol good idea

[onyx igloo]

nope, exact opposite bodystyle here

[rain mango]

if i was the owner i'd sell all of them and build a house in the coast of cherchell

[quartz thorn]

Tall and long arms?

Sounds

[onyx igloo]

pretty much

[quartz thorn]

Useful

[onyx igloo]

taller than my mom now

[stone meadow]

get drunk, put on some music and cruise around an open world map in assetto

[low tangle]

Mostly British cars, quite a few Aston Martins, Land Rovers, some old Bentleys, Jaguar, Rolls Royce, some Ferraris.

My late uncle was very big into cars, I think that’s what rubbed off into me.

[rain mango]

nice

[toxic relic]

cinema

[rain mango]

good, now do it irl

[quartz thorn]

This is a useless reference point without context lol

[toxic relic]

i do that with truck sim haha, get a little high and roam around doing deliveries

[twin bear]

If i get enough money I'm making an armored vehicle street legal

[onyx igloo]

this video crashed my discord

[twin bear]

That and a cafe

[onyx igloo]

i'd say i'm 5'8-ish

just off pure guessing

[quartz thorn]

Isn't that like

[rain mango]

imagine an armored vacation van

[quartz thorn]

Average height?

[low tangle]

Of all of them my dad inherited an Aston Martin DB5 which actually used to be grandfathers car.

You do not realise how bad I want it, lol.

[onyx igloo]

idk, i forgot

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/patria-amv-8x8-military-apc-armoured-personnel-carrier-gif-8166071958718101946

Yes

I can

[onyx igloo]

im not good with memorizing so i could be completely wrong

[low tangle]

Honestly forget sports cars, I’ll daily drive this.

[onyx igloo]

i could probably check with a tape measure

[low tangle]

Who cares about traffic when you can drive over it.

[twin bear]

Ain't nobody break checking shit when u drive one of those bad bois

[rain mango]

does he let you drive it lol

[quartz thorn]

Who cares about traffic when you can drive into it.

[twin bear]

Took the sidewalks on the way home and didn't hit a single red light

Meta travel technique

[low tangle]

Oh yea, absolutely, it’s a joy to drive.

Easily my favourite car of all time.

[rain mango]

nice

[low tangle]

Unfortunately not many are left on the world so spare parts are hard to come by nowadays.

[rain mango]

i wanna get a something like a GT86, but it'll be impossible for me to get one since they're non existant here in algeria

[quartz thorn]

I wish I had dinamitas

[surreal mirage]

I want a polo and that's it

[onyx igloo]

i think i hadn't checked in a while i think the top of my head goes up to 6 foot

lmao

[quartz thorn]

That is

4 inches taller than 5'8

[onyx igloo]

i had to look around like deer in the headlights for a tape measure

[twin bear]

I hate being over 6ft

[rain mango]

the closest thing to it would probably be an E87 118i

[onyx igloo]

my memory isnt.. the best

[quartz thorn]

Why were you so scared?

[onyx igloo]

scared i was average

[quartz thorn]

Or

[rain mango]

my mom's polo is so comfortable, it's almost like a golf

[onyx igloo]

lmao

[quartz thorn]

Oh lol

Lolll

[low tangle]

Surely you could get a flying carpet or something instead there.

In all seriousness, they seem like very fun cars. I’ve never touched one though so it’s hard to say for sure.

[surreal mirage]

I've spoken to a few people and some have said that they prefer polos over golfs

[ivory grail]

Average height is 5'10 right

[quartz thorn]

Depends on location

[onyx igloo]

you know i've hit my head multiple times getting into a toyota?

[ivory grail]

For male atleast

[twin bear]

Y'all are below average

[low tangle]

We all love VW Polo’s.

[quartz thorn]

Us is like 5'8 for guys 5'4 for girls

[onyx igloo]

i look like an idiot EVERY time

[rain mango]

lol

[quartz thorn]

I am very properly average

[surreal mirage]

Truly a peak car

[rain mango]

my brother loves his 2011 polo because of nostalgia, told me he wanted to keep it till it dies

[ivory grail]

Do you drive?

[twin bear]

Can't even stand up all the way in the shower

[onyx igloo]

me:

[twin bear]

Lol

[onyx igloo]

i do

https://tenor.com/view/drive-gosling-i-drive-nightcall-gif-6272351900556304946

[surreal mirage]

Honestly a very respectable choice

[rain mango]

yea

[low tangle]

As controversial as it may be to say, I am not the biggest fan of German cars, but VW Polo’s get a rare exception in my books.

[onyx igloo]

is this gif too much i didnt look at it LMAO

[quartz thorn]

That's crazy

[toxic relic]

i appreciate the willingness to stay with a car until its lifespan reaches the end

[rain mango]

i'd prob share the car with him when i get my license

[onyx igloo]

i have to lean over a bit in my camper's shower

[rain mango]

i want to get a 2010s E87 1 series

[quartz thorn]

And to drive it until it explodes

[quasi slate]

real men cry when they car die

[surreal mirage]

I've started liking Kia's over other cars funnily enough but yeah polo is in one of the top spots

[ivory grail]

Do you have short friends that drive aswell

[twin bear]

Bro def sped off after that

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/oevrpEXcC6Q

[low tangle]

Kia’s? Really?

[burnt kite]

Yoooo chat I'm gonna stab myself in the guts with a javelin again, next week

[surreal mirage]

Hey they're kinda nice

[onyx igloo]

i have a short sibling

does that count

she drove a golf cart

[surreal mirage]

Maybe I'm just a fan of small cars

[low tangle]

Maybe I’m traumatised from how awful SK cars were 10 years ago but- it’s an SK car.

[ivory grail]

Do you know the pain of letting your short friend drive your car

[onyx igloo]

no but i do know the pain of readjusting my seat from my short mother

[ivory grail]

How you have to readjust everything afterward

[surreal mirage]

They've come a long way

[onyx igloo]

AND MY MOTHER

PUTS HER FEET

ON THE DASH I JUST CLEANED!!!

[ivory grail]

The pain

[simple bear]

crash on purpose to teach her why you dont do that

[burnt kite]

Inside out

[buoyant wharf]

yoo

[toxic relic]

volcanoes are wild

[quartz thorn]

Not wilder than me

[toxic relic]

a fleshy throat of crust winding down into the earth and exhaling putrid breath

[low tangle]

Well look, the last time I drove an SK car, it was a rental car, a Hyundai, and I am not kidding it broke down the first hour I had driven it. Never again.

[burnt kite]

Why do you have a pope francis pfp

[rain mango]

i20n is peak

[simple bear]

one of my friends works in an ambulance and has seen peoples legs mangled from em having their legs on the dash when they get into a wreck

[buoyant wharf]

when i play my currsor disappears can help me pls

i need a good modpack

[toxic relic]

codex inversus

[solemn lava]

hola

[buoyant wharf]

🙏

[onyx igloo]

volcanoes are the earth just having to shit

[buoyant wharf]

when i play my currsor disappears can help me pls
i need a good modpack

[ivory grail]

Dude one of my friends is so short that If I sit in the car seat I can't even bend my feet to hit the pedal because how close it is

[buoyant wharf]

plsss helppppppp

[burnt kite]

Do they curl and touch the person's face

[low tangle]

Help yourself.

[twin bear]

Pls don't copy paste🗣️

[quartz thorn]

Stop being tall

[low tangle]

Pls don't copy paste🗣️

[burnt kite]

Do not use wikipedia 💯

[quartz thorn]

They will appreciate it

[twin bear]

That is not smth that sounds good😭

[ivory grail]

I'm that tall

[quartz thorn]

Stop it

[toxic relic]

sorry mate, whats your issue?

[quartz thorn]

Cut legs off

[buoyant wharf]

someone have a good modpack

[twin bear]

Get shorter

[ivory grail]

I need to cut off a inches or two

[twin bear]

Just like ungrow

[quartz thorn]

^

That's what I'm telling you all

[twin bear]

[ivory grail]

I just need to be pressed down

[simple bear]

you can find xrays on da interwebs but their leg bones can be either pulverized or be completely twisted sideways

[quartz thorn]

Return to shortness

[toxic relic]

its better to ask in #pz_b42_chat #pz_b41_chat
pz isnt really discussed here.
regardless, a modpack is highly personalised-id recommend making one for your playstyle

[simple bear]

instead of the bone being | straight up like when ur standing, its --

[twin bear]

If you plan on overhauling do the big mods first as well

Then add all the vehicles and other stuff u want that's not as important

[thorny prawn]

what the version of the game right now on steam

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/nokotan-roadkill-road-kill-noko-shikanoko-gif-7561600769489365933

[simple bear]

b41

[twin bear]

Stable is 41 and unstable is 42

[toxic relic]

when you buy the game, the default version is b41, however you can opt into the beta unstable or legacy builds in properties.

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/open-season-shaw-deer-run-over-meme-gif-12251156658227451666

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/acu-hardest-gif-22834605

Child me when I saw this scene

[twin bear]

Bluey is peak kids show tho ngl

[low tangle]

The fans remind of Disney adults though, in that, not good, very weird.

[twin bear]

Disney is just a mess now isn't it

Was the og

[ivory grail]

Disney adults are unstable

[low tangle]

Suppose another example of why associating a product with its community is a bad idea.

[quartz thorn]

Icecold take

[ivory grail]

Like most of them need therapy not another disney cup

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-fall-bryan-cranston-cry-dying-gif-7619047

[low tangle]

Sub zero?

[warm nimbus]

oh my fucking god this game pisses me off

[quartz thorn]

Yes

[low tangle]

Then don’t play it.

[warm nimbus]

i spent 6 hours and thel ongest i survived is 30 minutes

i fucking die by opening a door

[twin bear]

Keep going

Trust me

[warm nimbus]

what is this fucking logic what do i do

[low tangle]

Close the game and play something else.

[quartz thorn]

It's complicated

[burnt kite]

You learn from mistakes

[ivory grail]

Did you rush in?

[quartz thorn]

At some point you can become immortal

[twin bear]

Btw if u got cut

[quartz thorn]

And it's not the most difficult thing in the world either

[twin bear]

Use a tool to remove glass first alr

[quartz thorn]

So just keep trying

Get use to the combat

Maybe turn down the population a little to practice

[burnt kite]

Try turning multi hit on if you are struggling

[quartz thorn]

There's tip guides on YouTube if you need it

[twin bear]

I have multihit on for every playthru lol..

[toxic relic]

This is facing oblivion. You realise that all your life, all your love, all your hate, all your memory, all your pain, it was all the same thing. It was all the same dream you had inside a locked room- a dream about being a person. And like a lot of dreams, there’s a monster at the end of it.

[quartz thorn]

Be careful tho, that could develop tragic habits

[ivory grail]

Multi hit should be on by default for atleast long weapon

[toxic relic]

what will you do when you're shoved into the flesh interface

what will you see behind the curtain

[twin bear]

Cook flesh

Eat

[toxic relic]

[low tangle]

Shut up Plato.

[toxic relic]

plato? lmao

its a quote from true detective

[twin bear]

Hey now that guy was chill

[toxic relic]

season 1 is peak cinema

[low tangle]

First philosopher that came to mind.

[twin bear]

I wouldn't even call that an insult ngl

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt either

[ivory grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1119709286994542703/image0.gif

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/airistotle-basketball-meme-statue-gif-26970856

[toxic relic]

thats aristotle

[low tangle]

Was it ment to be?

[toxic relic]

aristotle can suck deez

[twin bear]

I just wanted the drip statue

[toxic relic]

i dislike greek philosophy

their approach is very corpo pre corpo

[low tangle]

Was it true that in Ancient Greece you were either gay or a philosopher.

No wonder the Greeks fell.

[twin bear]

I don't follow any of it

[toxic relic]

erhm what

[twin bear]

All sounds like they just didn't understand anything lol

[toxic relic]

are you saying being gay is a disadvantage

thats very ignorant of you, gecko

[twin bear]

There are some but I wouldn't know any of em

[burnt kite]

Probably being a philosopher

[low tangle]

Militarily I don’t see how is, no.

[toxic relic]

?

[twin bear]

Spooning improves morale

Maybe

[toxic relic]

yes

[low tangle]

Secret Greek strategy lost to time.

[burnt kite]

What do you contribute to society, aside for going "To die means to not be alive" every once in a while

[toxic relic]

its true that older armies focused on supporting love between men

[twin bear]

It makes sense

[toxic relic]

you're more likely to fight more enthusiastically if your partner is at risk of dying

[twin bear]

Men need love in war

[burnt kite]

There are two greeks inside of you

[burnt kite]

One from Sparta, and one from Athens

Both are gay

[twin bear]

Lol

Unironically

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/LZhnSJziKZ0

i love the waiting song

[toxic relic]

its funny that people focused on queerness in greece when most ancient people were very gay

[burnt kite]

Poobiotic craptor

[twin bear]

Would have been a crazy time to be alive

[toxic relic]

assyria? pre colonial turtle island? pre colonial maori?

very gay

[burnt kite]

I don't think many people know what those words mean

[twin bear]

Could use more gay soldiers ong

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-40k-astartes-heretic-kill-gif-14340108

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life1-scientist-cat-love-drink-water-funny-gif-26370789

[toxic relic]

L + get educated + read an archaeology book

[twin bear]

Those were great animations

[low tangle]

I suppose when an ancient nation is as literate as Greece, the proof of how gay there were is actually preserved, survivorship bias I suppose.

[surreal mirage]

• ratio

[toxic relic]

hmmmm

[burnt kite]

Be gay and do crime

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt say its solely based on literacy

there is definitely bias there

[burnt kite]

Why do marines always overkill so hard

[toxic relic]

bias that i cant mention cause p word

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-warhammer40k-astartes-astartes-running-gif-17108806

[floral fiber]

if its not paste its still alive

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-warhammer40k-tactical-marine-bolter-adeptus-astartes-gif-16749240

[burnt kite]

The punch alone sent the guy to the Super Warp(tm)

[toxic relic]

but it is hard to preserve old texts when your entire people are being wiped out by colonisers lmao

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-boom-splash-2ws-gif-14479813493867156199

[toxic relic]

[low tangle]

No it’s never so one sided, but again, because they actually wrote it down unlike a lot of other ancient societies of course people will see all the Greek literature and think they were the most gay.

[twin bear]

Salamanders would prolly be the only chapter I'd fuck with

[burnt kite]

Why do I keep thinking that this is a minecraft/vintage story head

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slap-attack-scratch-spray-bottle-gif-17118070709567052669

[low tangle]

What am I even discussing here, what am I doing with my life.

[twin bear]

VS is awesome

[onyx igloo]

i saw people rediscovering a bit of a native american language in the form of a song

[ivory grail]

OH GOOD HEAVEN

[onyx igloo]

it was really cool to learn about

[twin bear]

Cats hate that stuff

[toxic relic]

they want people to know how cool they are defeating an orc with no armour and a basic weapon using their KILLMASTER 6000 MURDERSUIT

[onyx igloo]

?

i think i need to clear my cache

[toxic relic]

good thing they are gay

[ivory grail]

https://youtu.be/OqEE_A93LmI?si=E33C1OjGEc0TS19e

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[burnt kite]

But the weapon is painted red

[burnt kite]

Its buffed

[twin bear]

They're all sweaty after battle😫

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-tiktok-gif-25591053

[burnt kite]

No hesitation

[ivory grail]

I refuse the shower

[burnt kite]

STOP PISS REACTING ME

[low tangle]

I will restate my point that it is quite obvious the Greeks fell because they were too busy having gay sex that they didn’t notice Athens was under attack.

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-tweak-tweaker-tweaking-freak-out-gif-16108345590627731463

[toxic relic]

respectable way to go

[burnt kite]

They died happy

[ivory grail]

I died angrily

[toxic relic]

thats for sure not what actually happened but, man, i wouldnt mind going that way.

[twin bear]

Bro made a bet not to pull out no matter what

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/luntry-gif-26563186

Thats literally what happened though

[toxic relic]

it's not

[burnt kite]

It is

[toxic relic]

sure bud

[burnt kite]

No more

[twin bear]

Pissing

On the beach

[burnt kite]

Why is he pissing like that anyway

[twin bear]

Tiny pp

[burnt kite]

You're supposed to drop your trousers and boxers down, and hold your shirt up

[toxic relic]

get naked to piss in the urinal

[burnt kite]

And the legs should be at shoulder width

[twin bear]

Let them cheeks hang out

Arch the peeing device at the right angle

And bam

[toxic relic]

bro you have no fucking idea how many times ive seen guys just, fully caked up at the urinal

[ivory grail]

Big pp

[burnt kite]

Asserting dominance

[toxic relic]

brother, no one wants to see your pimply ass

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-celebrate-playa-dick-gif-5284529

[toxic relic]

keep your boxers up

[twin bear]

That's why i don't use the gym bathrooms

Naked mfers with no shame

[toxic relic]

balls draggin on the floor

[ivory grail]

I don't want to keep my pants on

I thought this was America

[onyx igloo]

sounds like a way to get a disease in a public area

[toxic relic]

im not american

the internet is not america

[plush cobalt]

It builds character

[toxic relic]

athletes foot on your sack

[twin bear]

Put your shlong on bros shoulder

[onyx igloo]

athletes sack

[twin bear]

Let him know u care

[toxic relic]

you show you care by holding him up while he pees

[ivory grail]

It is now i colonized it for America

[onyx igloo]

honestly this is probably something athletes get

[toxic relic]

chaffing

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-eww-gif-2715373392818707394

[twin bear]

One time i didn't shower after swimmin, my balls literally stuck to my swimming trunks

[ivory grail]

Wtf is is discussion

[toxic relic]

there is actually a skin condition of the scrotum that athletes get

i forgot the name

[rain mango]

Ohio

[stone meadow]

I'm not sure

[toxic relic]

science

[twin bear]

For science

Yes

[ivory grail]

I'm scared hug me

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/jJmHZC9NWMU how little me felt getting the metal boxes in bad piggies

the insane hogs

[toxic relic]

gross

[plush cobalt]

Hogs mentioned

It's politics time

[toxic relic]

no angry birds cinematic universe

[twin bear]

Hogs taste great

https://tenor.com/view/pig-room-door-food-hungry-gif-3123857849971582079

[toxic relic]

i will never forgive humanity for going insane about angry birds

[onyx igloo]

i will never forgive rovio for removing the og angry birds

[ivory grail]

Yeah let talk about the housing market. It been falling rapidly due to red angry birds

[onyx igloo]

it was peak game for shitting

[toxic relic]

i dont take my phone to the bathroom

[twin bear]

Just like the piggies angry birds fell off

[ivory grail]

Bro been eating the oats

[toxic relic]

i spend 40 minutes sleeping

no need for doom scrolling on the shitter

[onyx igloo]

like every day

[twin bear]

Dubious things happen when u bring ur phone to the shitter

[ivory grail]

You sleep when you shit or do you doom scroll?

[onyx igloo]

both

[twin bear]

The gasses force my body into a motion that lets me scroll while sleeping

[ivory grail]

I make it look like i have a heart attack on the shitter

[toxic relic]

sleep

[twin bear]

I shit in like 2 mins tops

[toxic relic]

as you should

eat a lot of fiber so the shit comes out like piss

30 seconds tops

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-poop-gif-11095725289537537012

[ivory grail]

I'm faster

[twin bear]

I have a quote but I'm not eating a mute loll

[rain mango]

Everyone just realized deltarune is an isekai dating sim

[onyx igloo]

thats it
replaces your engine oil with olive oil

[toxic relic]

whats deltarune

[rain mango]

Sequel to undertale

[toxic relic]

chocolate milk

[onyx igloo]

whats isekai

[rain mango]

World swap

[onyx igloo]

why would i wanna do that

[twin bear]

What's unit 731

[toxic relic]

whats undertale

[rain mango]

Deltarune is the most popular game in the world rn

[twin bear]

Or was it 713

[toxic relic]

this one

insane drop man

[twin bear]

I fawt minecwaft and fawtnite was

[rain mango]

It had like an insane number of sales surpassing undertales by like 12thousand%

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

whos a sans

[toxic relic]

ok

[burnt kite]

I thought its other way round

[onyx igloo]

isnt sans a font

[twin bear]

😭 can't even talk abt em here fr

[toxic relic]

i didnt know that there was a sequal

[rain mango]

its more like a sequel to genocide route

Its like a new universe but also the same

[twin bear]

I love that stuff

In minecraft

[toxic relic]

mate, i think talking about it in a pz discord would be fucked up

[low tangle]

I’ll make sure your gravestone is written in comic sans.

[onyx igloo]

how dare you

[toxic relic]

no

[twin bear]

Anything related to any military experiments is not ok tbf

[rain mango]

Touch yourself.

[onyx igloo]

wait

didnt i tell you guys to launch my corpse out of a civil war cannon

yeah still do that

you can have my organs

[low tangle]

Who even speaks like that.

[onyx igloo]

cake does

[twin bear]

Should we chop u up for buck or do u wanna be compressed into a ball

[onyx igloo]

nah just

like

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[onyx igloo]

keep me the way i was and just like place me in there

[rain mango]

Or ill do it first

[low tangle]

You’re strange.

[rain mango]

No im cake

Ohio gyatt rizzler

[twin bear]

U might get mangled tryna fit in

How big are these cannons actually

[onyx igloo]

bro im dead

do what you gotta

[twin bear]

Is it ok to pack explosives in u

[onyx igloo]

yeah use the illegal fireworks

[twin bear]

For maximum effect

[low tangle]

I don’t think that is conducive to good health.

[onyx igloo]

but im already dead

[rigid compass]

is plumbing sinks below barrells fixed in 42?

[onyx igloo]

(in this situation)

[twin bear]

Now i don't believe u

Ur dead

We got a zombie in chat guys

[low tangle]

Oh my bad, would you like a pound of C4 for desert or a Comp B ice cream with a dusting of PETN?

[onyx igloo]

PETN please

[ivory grail]

I just stuck a patient who vein moved like a snake

It refused me sticking them

[onyx igloo]

how

is he human

[stone meadow]

no

snake

[ivory grail]

She was a really thin girl who had massive vein

[frosty tulip]

dudes been assimilated by an alien snake parasite.

[twin bear]

Solid snek

[frosty tulip]

get out of there

[ivory grail]

Like girl tell them to stop moving like that

[low tangle]

No way it’s the thing from Annihilation.

[ivory grail]

Like I even anchor it

[twin bear]

My veins move too, can't get drawn in my arm

[ivory grail]

The vials exploded and the blood burned

[toxic relic]

annihilation

the book was better

[twin bear]

Usually is sadly

[low tangle]

Unfortunately I never learnt to read so I am forced to watch the movie.

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-think-meme-jgmm-cat-think-meme-ragebait-gif-14788872422707786751

[low tangle]

In all seriousness, I do wonder if books naturally get an advantage to be better than the movie adaptation purely because the way you view it in your head can be very subjective rather then the vision of one director.

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smacking-other-cat-cat-cat-smack-cat-swat-gif-10347810988835752163

[low tangle]

Like that is a hard feat to visualise on film.

[onyx igloo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vz2h3Z5SyU0?feature=share i feel this is my 1am chaotic energy conveyed through one video

[twin bear]

I agree

[toxic relic]

i disagree

somewhat

i agree that that's partly why theyre better

[twin bear]

Books let you design the missing aspects

[toxic relic]

but i also think that a lot goes wrong during the translation from book to movie

[onyx igloo]

books are a weapon if you use them good enough

[toxic relic]

its hard to take a book and turn it into a movie.
theyre two very different mediums

[twin bear]

Websters dictionary lookin fine

[onyx igloo]

i like beating people over the head with a hard cover of Jurassic Park

[twin bear]

And a ton of movie watchers don't rly read books

[toxic relic]

i remember watching a monster calls and i couldnt finish it, it was so fucking bad

the book was cinema, a classic of young adult fiction imo

[low tangle]

Yea. I do wonder if that could also be partly because it’s often hard to incorporate everything from a book and translate it directly to film.

I’m sure some of it won’t work or is too hard to implement in film, and I’m sure leaving any of it out will be controversial.

[toxic relic]

the movie? cgi liam neeson

[twin bear]

I liked the book red harvest

And a ton of tom clancy

[rain sigil]

js downloaded a perma rain mod, ts game so peak🥹

[low tangle]

Oh and then there are book to movie adaptations like World War Z where the only thing in common is the name. lol.

[onyx igloo]

monty python was cinema film

[twin bear]

See modders make anything

[rain sigil]

its so cozy to js read a book with the rain

[toxic relic]

hmmmm idk i dont think i fully agree with that
i do agree that people may leave dissapointed that their favourite part was left out but making something cohesive out of the material provided is a skill i expect tbh

[twin bear]

Haven't watched anything but the Holy grail

Peak movie

[onyx igloo]

i watched 1 episode outside of the holy grail

[toxic relic]

wwz book is so fucking good

[onyx igloo]

still peak

[low tangle]

Honestly it’s hard to say for certain, I’m not a movie director and I don’t know the rigours of filmmaking.

[toxic relic]

same lmao

[twin bear]

I hate books because they killed the rookie in one

[toxic relic]

i can only speculate and judge

[onyx igloo]

i judge all the time

[toxic relic]

real

[twin bear]

Same

[toxic relic]

im gonna go shit outside

[twin bear]

The lack of sleep is making me geek

[low tangle]

Y’know, my favorite film director, as strange as it may sound, is Roland Emmerich.

Yea arguably all his movies are not great, but they all have such a cheesy charm to them that I love.

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-pets-potty-excited-the-gif-20590675

[toxic relic]

i have a few favourite directors tbh

[twin bear]

Whoever did 9 was a legend

[burnt kite]

I love shitting in a hole to a cesspool, along side a gigantic spiderweb above me and a wasp flying around my balls

[onyx igloo]

9 was peak cinema

[twin bear]

Wasps are attracted to sweet smells

And rotting flesh so either ur clean asf or

Smth real bad

[onyx igloo]

im giving the wasps a nice scent of gasoline

enjoy that you evil bastards

[burnt kite]

Thats up to your imagination

[twin bear]

I dip my nuts in rat poison so they can't get me in my sleep🗣️

[toxic relic]

gregg araki, takashi miike, shozin fukui, masahiro shinoda, akira kurosawa

hmmmm

cary joji fukunaga

[onyx igloo]

me when someone has the same name as me

[toxic relic]

he did beasts of no nation just after true detective season 1

insane

[onyx igloo]

(im the better one)

[harsh vault]

we talking about 9? that shit was a childhood movie

it was super mature for a childs movie

the topics, the scenes

it was an all time movie

[twin bear]

Topics were crazy yeah

[onyx igloo]

bro i watched that

[toxic relic]

i love getting a mosquito bite on my sac and freezing my weanor off

[mystic wigeon]

holy i forgot about 9

[harsh vault]

they literally taught kids gore

[onyx igloo]

it took me a couple years to realize the topics

were uhh

[swift crag]

whoa

[twin bear]

It scares my nephew

[harsh vault]

it scared me for sure

[toxic relic]

why

[onyx igloo]

your nephew is pathetic
i watched that without any fear

[twin bear]

He's 7 and plays tarkov too

Crazy

[harsh vault]

caroline was my first scary child movie though

[toxic relic]

coraline

[harsh vault]

will never forget

[twin bear]

My first was gate to hell

[toxic relic]

you mean coraline

[harsh vault]

you get my point

[twin bear]

Prolly not a kids movie tho

[onyx igloo]

i watched that like multiple times i was never scared of 9

which is weird cause i was scared of cheesy horror movies

[twin bear]

Old yeller is a classic

[toxic relic]

the gate?

[cedar monolith]

Has anyone here watched emesis blue?

[onyx igloo]

me

emesis blue was good

[twin bear]

With the lil dudes yeah

Been like almost 14 years since I've seen it

[twin bear]

Yus

[toxic relic]

HAHAH yes dude

those little goblin dudes

[surreal mirage]

I need to rewatch 9

[twin bear]

That movie was freaky deaky

[toxic relic]

nah

it was fucking goofy

[twin bear]

Yeah stop motion shit

[neat moat]

Lord stink

[toxic relic]

its fucking old too

almost as old as me

[toxic relic]

'sup man

[twin bear]

I accidentally watched vhs when i was like 10

Never again

[neat moat]

Stink, the petty king of cargonia

[onyx igloo]

have you seen that killer tomatoes movie

shit was so goofy

[toxic relic]

cargonia

[twin bear]

Ofc

[toxic relic]

are you playing spess

[twin bear]

Family video

[neat moat]

no

not yet

[toxic relic]

i havent played in a good while man

[rain mango]

yall when can i find the support?

[toxic relic]

the ddos is still kickin

[rain mango]

or can somebody just help me with my problem here

[toxic relic]

#1019767076094758924

[twin bear]

#1019767076094758924

Dammit

[neat moat]

#moralsupport

[toxic relic]

fastest hands in the west

[rain mango]

yeah well i want it to be in chat

[neat moat]

wdym

[toxic relic]

why

[rain mango]

because in pz_tech support nobody will try to fix it that's what happens in most games i try to do that in

ama js tell yall what the issue is

[neat moat]

If a duke above a lord, why does lord sound way cooler?

[rain mango]

i have been having this for like 4 months

[toxic relic]

lord of deez

[neat moat]

deezies nutius

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/he-man-fabulous-skeletor-shocked-barks-falls-gif-22541454

[rain mango]

yall am stuck in the like picture where a man is holding a woman like hugging her or sum and there's this light on them

i didnt even get to play the game FOR 4 MONTHS BRO

i just wanna fix this

[toxic relic]

you're on the main menu

[twin bear]

Skeletor is lowkey yoked

[rain mango]

there's no buttons

[toxic relic]

do you have any options on the left?

[rain mango]

i wanna show u but i cant send the picture for some reason

i can dm u if u want

[neat moat]

maybe check the integrity of thre files

[toxic relic]

go to the game in steam library, r-click, properties, under launch options write -noworkshop

[rain mango]

i did that like 15 times

[toxic relic]

this is a common issue

[rain mango]

i'll try that

[toxic relic]

you have no embed perms because you're new

[rain mango]

i dont understand but aight

[toxic relic]

its either -noworkshop/-nosteamworkshop

try it

[neat moat]

that fixes it?

seems so simple

[rain mango]

am doin that right now

launching

[harsh vault]

hai ghoti

[rain mango]

hope it works

[twin bear]

U have to chat in here to level ur rank so u can get embed perms

[toxic relic]

you cant post images because you have no permissions in the server, yet

[toxic relic]

it might

[rain mango]

idk why i never joined the server tbh

[toxic relic]

i dont care mate

[rain mango]

i just searched on youtube and google

[rain mango]

bru

[toxic relic]

you dont need to join the server

[neat moat]

no I dont think laughing thr game is what hes asking uiu have to go to thr properties in your steam library

[rain mango]

yeah ik am sayin i dont know why i didnt join to ask for a fix for this prob

[toxic relic]

what version are you on, mate?

[toxic relic]

fair goin', you figured it out eventually

[rain mango]

idk

and the -noworkshop didnt work

ama try the other one

i get a error in the corner btw its like 4. something

[toxic relic]

can you post a picture of the launch options that you wrote in #1162438206516645948

and check what version you are on in properties > betas

[wild stirrup]

I prefer the old fire :/

[rain mango]

i just put the one yall told me to

[rain mango]

am not in any beta

it says none

[toxic relic]

so b41

i would try moving to b42

[twin bear]

There's prolly a mod out there coming soon

[toxic relic]

if -nosteamworkshop doesnt work, opt into the unstable

[dim cloak]

Rip
https://youtu.be/NJT1raj_rY0?si=xjqKevWcfLbd17Y-

[rain mango]

btw i get error 41

[rain mango]

ama do that

[toxic relic]

error 41?

[rain mango]

yup

[toxic relic]

?

[rain mango]

i have the game on steam NOT PIRATED

[toxic relic]

i dont think thats an error code

[rain mango]

fr?

[toxic relic]

yes

[rain mango]

i might have just seen that wrong

[toxic relic]

send a screenshot in #1162438206516645948 man

[rain mango]

alright bru

[toxic relic]

thats probably just your game version

[toxic relic]

why the fuck am i helping

[stone meadow]

about 3 cakes worth of xp till 78

[twin bear]

He dead?

[neat moat]

Eur a good man Aurthor Morgan

[toxic relic]

im just a man alone

in the flesh interface

[dim cloak]

soon, so not yet (according to the title)

[hidden spruce]

how to pirate zomboid
just settings/launch options:
-nosteam
it's clear pirate since you just type -nosteam command
(it's just a brainwash i created so people will make arguement out of it)

[twin bear]

Never goon

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-arthur-morgan-well-thats-true-thats-true-true-gif-19971286

[dim cloak]

(but seriously no he's fine)

[rain mango]

js sent the pic

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-angry-speaking-head-tuco-squidward-gif-13808874276609302886

[rain mango]

because ur a good guy

[twin bear]

Bro imagine pirating a 10 dollar game😭

[toxic relic]

sometimes a man needs 10 dollars

[twin bear]

Ah i see

[toxic relic]

i pirated pz before buying it

[twin bear]

I don't pirate anything that's got mp

[rain mango]

Grrr

[hidden spruce]

-nosteaming your entire life

[twin bear]

Just so i can start playing with friends if i want to from the get go

[toxic relic]

i rarely play mp

[twin bear]

I bought VS and never touched mp on it

Wanted too but got sidetracked tryna find ore on my sp world

And that winter was crazy

[rain mango]

i give up ama just idk leave the game in my library

thanks for the help i preciate it

[toxic relic]

why did you give up lmao

[rain mango]

well

thats just my luck bro

it probably wont get fixed

[toxic relic]

nah mate

have some determination

[onyx igloo]

i am here making quesadillas again

[rain mango]

but alright bro as u say ama reinstall

[rain mango]

i had it

[toxic relic]

make sure to remove all files

[rain mango]

every game i get is just crashing

spider man 2

[toxic relic]

in your pz directory too

[rain mango]

detroit

god of war

am done bro

[toxic relic]

what pc do you have man?

[rain mango]

fuck this laptop

[toxic relic]

ah

[rain mango]

pretty old

def capable of running pz

[toxic relic]

no fucking wonder my guy

[onyx igloo]

Thats how you get electrocuted

[rain mango]

bro a pc is like 30k here

[toxic relic]

playing big games like spider man 2 or god of war on an old laptop

wild

[rain mango]

am not that rich to spend 30k on a pc

[toxic relic]

what currency?

[rain mango]

egyptian bro

[stone meadow]

moneys

[rain mango]

fuck this country

am jumping

[toxic relic]

fair do's mate

hope it works

[rain mango]

am not reinstalling now tbh

am dowloading watch dogs 1

played 2 before 1 cus am dumb as hell

[onyx igloo]

i am here a 2nd time

[rain mango]

what even are those bro

[neat moat]

tacos maybe

[rain mango]

i never ate tacos so mind me

[quasi slate]

zamn

[rain mango]

they look a bit weird tbh

[quasi slate]

post your own then bro

[rain mango]

bro i never ate them or know how to make them

i didnt say they are bad

[quasi slate]

meat and tortilla

[onyx igloo]

these quesadillas thicker than yo momma

got em

[quasi slate]

do you bake the tortillas or pan fry them

[onyx igloo]

i actually just threw them on the flat grill

[quasi slate]

fair

[rain mango]

@toxic relic bro the game just magically worked

i didnt even reinstall bro

it just worked

after 4 months and this game just starting to work

ama head to the tut now

[rigid compass]

does plumbing work now for sinks with rain collectors?

[fossil parcel]

hi, any idea why cant i filet a big trout with a kitchen knife? the option doesnt appear with right click and the recepie is grey in the crafting menu, looks like it doesnt see the fish in my inv

[narrow rune]

Shit looks bomb

[rain mango]

Shit looks ass!

I just have to hate

[narrow rune]

Hey I'm the only hater here but I can't hate a good meal

[rain mango]

Its not a good meal if its not me eating it

😩

[narrow rune]

I'm eating a sandwich rn

[rain mango]

Egg bacon toast for me

[plush cobalt]

I am pouring pure protein directly down my throat

[onyx igloo]

nutrition paste

[burnt kite]

Le sunglass