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Are there baby men like in yakuza
well, havent finished the game but essentially shirtless men
also when people die they turn into nukes
and the rain makes things age so the entire world is a logistical nightmare
world lore is that corpses started blowing up
Turning into bts right
yea the beached things, weird ass things that gave us a genuine scare the first time we got "caught"
went for free on epic games once
One of the first deliveries in 2 is for a chiral network expansion so bros can dispose of corpses
the gameplay loop is hella tight
whens 2 coming out?
I love the physics
Hasn't Krawler been playing it?
and then getting stuff that cuts out that walking
I thought it was
also has anyone played arma 3 on gen chat before
yeah watched a playthrougj and got this exact feeling lmao
would you recommend it to a new player
Armaring
so far i have counted two shower cutscenes
nothing is shown, but like mr kojima, you are not being subtle
If u wanna learn a ton of keybinds sure
i play space station 14
Idk what that isš
give you more time to play one

arma 3 is really cheap rn
Last time i played arma the files were like 150gb in total with my mods and dlcs
this is true
oh shit the fuck
when the medic insists on the femboy model
Emotional support femboys need to be used in combat
Lorerim modpack goes hard
only hideous would find out ppl like his game and go out of his way to change it
i should just nuke my mod folder

Y'know what's crazy to me?
Why is it so fucken hard to find a skirt that matches mine?
Like???
gotta put the casual filter somewhere
just like the romans
Romans knew what they were doin
that actually made me feel sick
I have one with a raisin but he legit gets smushed by a finger with blood all over
Idk if that's worth postingš
To goon or not to goon
That is the question i answered when I gooned
Goon š£ļø
el gato
ugh ai generated content always leaves a sour feeling in my stomach
Why are you frogskibidi again
never goon indeed
cause i got gifted this border and im gonna make good use of it
Hi
hi
I watched the people using campers on Youtube, is that a mod or is that ingame
Interiors mod goes hard
Lets u go inside em
@young kelp made a new house
geeked up playing xbox all day
i find it funny just bringing 6 ladders with me on every order and just placing them fucking everywhere
eliminate even the smallest of inconvienences
Anyone got any free gold?
Uncanny valley?
My Xbox Live Ran out
Boo hoooo.
Is that what you think it is when you see me?
Depends on the day.
You can afford to give your bestest friend in the whole USA 30 dollars
No, no I canāt.
Goth fem boy mentioned
I could spend that money on some Yamaroku Kikubishio Shoyu soy sauce instead, which will get me far more pleasure.
I can't say what I want to say
this
fucking
sucks
Fantastic, I hope it continues to suck.
Where to get project zomboid mods
I HAVE SUCH A GOOD COMEBACK FOR THIS
YOU ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
hai chat
steam workshop. Go to the steam page for the game. click the workshop tab
i say yall all the time
You donāt realise how happy it makes me to know I am not the only British person that says āyāallā and āhowdyā all the time.
Ya'll are straight trippin yo, like dude this is totally rad homie, you dig what I am sayin'? Groovy
my last message was 40 minutes sgo
I like saying yall
YOu need to stop saying it Frogski
rolls off the (mental) tongue
I say ya'll a lot myself
nicely
Kipper isn't allowed to be happy.
and skyrim still wont work
I also still say word and groovy
Literal expert in all thinks Skyrim. I can help
How's the detox fever
Well I do have a cowgirl-esc hat I wear all the time so I suppose for me it is fitting.
Also literally installing some more mods into my skryim as I chat right now
tinkering with my modlist atm
lmfao
Siiick
š¤¤
I mean
Yea that's cool kipper too bad you hate horses
Unfortunately.
I am a scaredy little pussy to alot of things.
I am only 5ā4ā so itās a hard world out there.
Not kidding! You can see I was just in game. Just updated my favorite NPC waifu mod and tested the dialogue to make sure it works
Oh no, if only there was someone to protect you completely for free with the only real cost being attached verbally
oh wait...
IM RIGHT HERE
I'm down to the last 900 mods to check and tweak
Bro is briish

I promise you it isn't
friendly fire will not be tolerated
Only when its the briish it is
Gurt do be the happiest fish in birmingham
I have smth for u
Misfire
GIV
Yeah thats cus I dont live there
Iām sorry but ask anyone else here and they will agree British āpeopleā are insufferable.
Sent
Your biggest character flaw is actually your inability to see the obvious.
Can confirm British people are assholes
That too.
I'll take it
like how I'm literally your perfect bodyguard
I love all countries equally even the bad ones
this is fucking horrible
I would make a great judge or border security worker, as 99% of the time I take things completely straight and seriously.
Real
Sense of humour is lost on me I suppose.
It's hot in an unnerving way
echo
A back liner with this quirk
lol.
means she'd be sent to the front lines the moment a fight begins
what part of the UK is this?
and Taunts the enemies
York.
My neck hurts
so that only she can be attacked
how do you have 900 mods up while im struggling to figure out whats fucking up with mine
Plague doctor mommy
Unfortunately I live near York now so I would know.
Lol that show
Rate me on a scale from 1-10 realistically :c
Gosh itās so nice not having to deal with the worlds tinniest streets in Kensington where I used to live.
i dont understand
Uhhh- no.
Someone's worried that I'll tattle
:3
worried I might get too high of a number and ramble for the next 3 hours
Itās not me so Iām not sure who you are referring to.
š„
Did you take your meds?
no.
Which video game is this from again?
Body oder
call of doobies
that's crazy you don't know that
Ohhhh ok.
I never played much call of duty sir.
Well atleast our skeewls aren't shooting grounds like the video game call of duty
Black ops used to be goodš£ļø
gen zr fr

The first two were straight up goated
Iām sorry but I am regrettably a millennial.
it all government propaganda and microtransactions nowaday

Wait actually, when does gen Z start?
From what I read it started in 2004.
1997
didn't know space marine were packing it
š„
I'm genz ig
Nvm.
ipad child
Googoo gaga
Isnāt that gen alpha?
Gimme tabwet
Unironically I was kinda an iPad kid growing up.
Well, more with iPhones when I grew up but I remember as I kid I was on my phone constantly.
Probably something to do with my parents always being busy with something.
Gen caacaacaacaacaacaacaa
Iām probably droning on but I also remember as I kid I was really into doing the lawns for some reason on our ride on mower.
I remember I would constantly go up to our groundskeeper and ask if I could do the lawns today instead of them.
I was a strange child.
Nothing has changed.
you had a grounds keeper?!?!
Nope.
You are a Strange Adult Woman.
She still has one
Yea?
Yes
I aināt mowing my 50-something acre property myself lol.
I like it to look like a well manicured golf course.
I still enjoy occasionally doing gardening though. I take pride and joy in taking care of my property myself.
You can try if you want but I already have the restraining order ready.
I'll do it while you sleep
I suppose it isnāt too big of a hassle to deal with lol.
No thanks.
I didnāt used to, lol.
Atleast in my last property because it was in the middle of the city.
Unless one of those wanky Japanese miniature garden things you are ment to maintain every day counts.
She also has the cutest set of leopard geckos too
Thatās my kind of plant.
I resonate with Venus fly traps on a personal level.
i want to say so many fucking things
You know ur safe here
and it
š„
It gives you a lot of balls with what you say
Ur a lot more cautious in other servers
You see lizards are the only animal I can relate to on a personal level since I am wealthy.
Donāt worry I donāt lick my eyeballs in public.
Birmingham
its always fucking Birmingham
Well itās shithole, didnāt you know?
Kipper is from Birmingham
no they said york
No friggin way
I would rather die.
How's the weather up in york
I wasnāt born there you dunce, I just live near there.
Well that's good, that'd be a weird first date impression I suppose
Not if they're also a lizard
True i suppose
A light smattering of rain for the past week.
when did I say born
I was born yesterday
Would you rather date me or be from Brimingham
Birmingham
why we talking about the brits
You know the answer.
I do
What is going on the hell
Blaze is being weird again
Nuh uh
ghoti do something
I just want her to admit she hates me
at least when im unnecessarily coy im funny about it
!
Am i interrupting some sort of degen chat date
coy
Uh huhhhhh.
I'm hardly coy
1984
you can barely call me flirting with kipper
tf you want me to do floof
kill him!
use the fly swatter
Legitness
Blaze
Floof how far into wildlands are you
like second province
wanna play monopoly with me?
Welcome to South London.
Ah nice
I would take uk gangs over us gangs any day
okay back in bed
You should join when i do monopoly game night
serious?
echo can i join
Yeah we do a full sesh on tabletop sim
UK gangs are just lame.
The hell is that
Truly peak game
Echo. Throw a 6 sided dice. And tell me the result
You're always awake at weird times 
If rather play risk or something thiugh cus monopoly is luck
4
I should see how long I could leave my car in south London before it is stolen.
lag
start inviting me more dammit!
10 seconds
Bet. Thanks
Thats your beauty score
Tbf we haven't done monopoly in ages
slightly above average
diplo is peak but it requires half decent players
ghoti can you process cheese with chickens if you feed them butter that turns into milk through goats?
What no sleep schedule does to someone.
Fr bro
Im the wrong person to ask
Smh time is a farce
nah floofie is just weird like that
What i play with le canadians all the time
what if the world explodes because spiderman was busy ordering the doritos taco from the taco bell that is funded by keanu reeves?
I concede tho, I don't like playing with people online, setting up schedules is a pain
Sessions aren't fun anymore
j'aime likes pain though
gyat skibidi rizz ohio duke dennis
At least for me
You don't really need to schedule
i think my tech wizardry leveled up
They are for me. When they aren't planned
Unless you're like that
my skyrim modding issue fixed itself
What is this brainrotting
The heck ?
I hate that song
Do not utter another word.
floofie don't you have work tomorrow or something
im coping
you need sleep
blep
meth is better
pokes tongue
oh I havent seen that in a while
WAAAA ECHO
hai raine
For now
Spend your money on something actually worthwhile.
like cocaine
Nah
kai cenat fanum tax skibidi rizz ohio gyatt
bites you from surprise
Thank you very much
ok this is new
Let's gooooo 
ghoti im dying put me down
why are you talking as if im a science specimen
....
Gentleman I have to announce I have made a terrific discovery
Chinese dumplings
it's not an issue I just want to know if there are lab rat benefits i am missing out on
š£ļø
want cheese?
You get a pension
have you contacted my union about this?
There is a australian version of jinngke bells and itās hilarious
plaease give
attack ghoti
Does it even snow there
You get free dental
No lemme get the song rq
i can now play Skyrim 2
Ts a good thang
Santa traded the slay for a rusty holden Ute
Hey guys i just found this weird rock
I already have a good dentist
but this one is free
mine is free too
Gonna name it 115 let me know in the comments if i should eat it or use it to revive the dead
hm
I have universal healthcare, both in coverage and in the fact that I have FTL travel
outstanding
Aussie Christmas must hit different if they using bangers like that
@neat moat can we calllll
Never
hail krampus
Needs more red lines
Wait gurt are you west coast
yes sir
Oh damn insane time difference
is that a no to ze call?
Why is bro handsome
looking at me like its my fault too
genetics
gurt if youre west coast i can make fun of you for not sleeping too
Probably the most straightforward answer to that question
Knew I had this in my gallery
1984
It's 3am here lul
its only midnight
its 8 am here
id rather play and listen to this than whatever the fuck they have going for zombies today
Im stayin up mom
theyre just going to let zombies die like that
Ong
too late
Black ops 3 still peak
wait do you know the thing
bo4 zombies was neat too
Which ee
Never played bo4 except blackout once
OH MY GOD I ALMOST SPOILED YOUR ASS
Best br I've played ngl
Idc abt spoilers
I watch recaps before tv shows
Lol
you should play blood of the dead dlc
actually if you didnt know, they wrapped up the zombies chronicles in bo4
Ah bo3 zombies was peak
it was
echo do you know why its called, training the zombies
10/10
Where you lead one around the map so you can do quests?
8 fingers actually
I was tempted to get bo3 during the sale
theres lore why its called train
peak rhythm game
Do tell
I did not know
But i might get the dlc now
ill get automuted
Send it elsewhere
Lol
Der eisendrache was peak map
i can still remember the snacks i ate when i see der eisendrache
Same but with over the hedge
Man last time i played bo3 was on the night rdr2 released
if only activision did sales bigger than 25
Real
So many good companies fell off hard
Bungie, ubisoft, blizzard, lucasfilms(turned into the mess that is battlefront
Even more
Technically it's not lucasfilms anymore i think
the best thing that can happen in big triple a games is they release a shitty day one game
then fix it later
i think theyre forced to release it unfinished because theyre forced to
@lyric galleon if you have revival final form frieza from namek saga hes getting a zenkai
They removed the stat tree your characters are all fully maxed when they hit level 5000
And the arts boost upgrades dont really matter 99 is like a 3% difference
i loved cyberpunk 2077 on day 1
only issues i had were hdd related
once that was swapped for ssd i had 0 issues
that much is obvious
is it by investors you think?
Those damn shareholders
It's normally shareholders that pressure the CEO to make weird decisions.
And the CEO has to appease/comply because they can just vote them out if there's no quick return.
i really dont understand why any company would want to go public with that kind of pressure
ones that care about the product that is
Baben
my mods make faces smooth
Same it was hard to hate it at all
Twink elf
i bet everyone looks like a sims character now
how dare you
Baby face
literally the only gripe i remember having was the side missions and ncpd scanners and random shootouts all havjng the same mark on the map
I have that Ulfric mindset
hai light
Y'ello
how ish uus
Barely slept last night because of toothache
oughhh that sucks
I also wished there were more activities but the game is massive as is
The same tooth hurting after visiting dentist twice
im used to that
Jiffy jiffy
i dont talk about the floofs dental hygiene here

i missed uuus
woah
Fuck I'm trapped by three snorks and a blood sucker with a pm
ur in my temp
I'm cooked
Jiffy hot as heck
we know
Remove thee teeth

Pliers and vodka
Aight bruv
Dentistry kit
i wont be having teeth soon seeing the state of them
runneth thy pockets
What
i believe they are on par with the british teeth meme
Das what beans and toast does to a mfer
I donāt mean to talk down to you at all, but you really frustrate me sometimes lol.
All this stuff I am very very strict with myself to keep to a high standard.
im not british
How sharp
I guess you could say kipper is in a steaming mood
eh, im doing better now, but a while ago i really just, couldnt move out of bed for a month or two
Sharp enough to cut my tongue when I lick the tip
but im in better place now!
Of my tooth
Bettr be
of course
Iām sure you will get better.
If you also have a messy room I might lose my mind though.
Ams afraid to unpause
oh no im like, perfect now
Are you sureeeeee.
Too poor
Awaugh
so im happy
Iāll take your word for it. Do keep it up.
i can show you my room if you want
You must buy it from frogski
Itās fine, I believe you.
I don't have a room lolll
Setup tour
For anyone else out here unironically cleaning your room is a fantastic first step into sorting your life out.
Maybe itās just me but having everything tidy and organised clears my mind.
I finally got out the tenches
Cause I live in a shithole
Same
this pic is a couple months old but im too lazy to take another pic
I just have 2 spiffo plush staring at me whenever I make a bad play.
Also 3 funko pops that I have no idea how I got.
I don't know when they showed up legit
they're just there.
What if Im ironically cleaning my room
You like cars too? Nice.
I sleep on a couch
of course i do, ever seen my bio?
lol.
Where are the guns
Hell yeah
WAWAWAWA
i will dm you actually
I also love guns too much
Dm me your guns
I won't buy one until the voices stop š£ļø
Sometimes I feel like the only car girl alive, maybe except for MichĆØle Mouton who is secretly my girl crush.
pay me £2000
Had a sig ion need it anymore
Do you accept cash
@harsh vault do you have a favorite car at all?
nuh uh
Make it a lootbox with chance to get it
Why qwq
Lancer Evolution IV TM Edition
And key is bought separately
Oooo, lancers are great.
A fairly unique setup ngl
smh if u talked with me more we could have so much fun!
omg i love the lancer evo too
its old! i changed a bit of stuff
but yeah
the floof is still getting her new room stuff in shape
Mine hasn't changed in a while
Genuinely I think I would be too blunt and cold for you half the time.
Have you nailed them to the wall?
It's not fair I only have a pm
i like blunt people
honesty is key
I like blunts
The heatwave should warm them up
echo, is this the game you guys have been playing?
lol, maybe, some people say they get a bit concerned with how cold I can be sometimes lol.
Holy shid it's peak
Discordia
Not that I carry any ill will but yea.
Shit is so ass man
i actually dont mind that, if someone lied or masked themselves always it would be distorted
I'm actually a woman
Literally 1984 dictatorship
Now give me nitro
i believe that
š
There are no women here
just got speakers for my laptop cause the ones in the laptop broke some time ago
struggled to find out how to turn it on
Maybe.
i heard echo on voice chat before
Apart from Floofie
fucking device decided the name the speaker headphones
Bump russian edm while playin stalker
no wonder I couldn't find it
im a puppy
Yeah I'm a manchild
Fever can vouch for me being a woman
Fuck a vc imma trap in chat
Oh, right, so no women in the server then
You don't know what I know
definitely, sounds like the va for games
Yo why the fuck are the placements for Jurassic world evolution 2 so limiting
3 gotta fix it
family too close
I like talking in vc
Jut nobody wants to play games and actually talk abt the games
whenever I do, everyone thinks I'm some middle-aged british guy
What's pz
pizza project
Pissing zombies
Yummers
its another papa's game
twas my childhood
Same man, it was peak

Peak school gaming
I spent probably hundreds of hours in papa's pancakeria
My teacher let me play wack ur neighbor loll
You know I always say, everyone likes blunt people until they are blunt about something they donāt want to hear.
Sometimes u just gotta smoke a blunt
You aren't?
naw
why be blunt, just pass a blunt instead
You gave off German vibes to me instead of British
Weed makes me lazy and unproductive, no thanks.

l1ght casually insinuating that I have no sense of humor
Geeked up
that's very insulting
I've had several occasions where some americans thought I was french
Actually fucking wild.
german humor is no laughing matter
is that a german joke

You know, this may sound strange coming from a person like me, but I have tried many drugs throughout the years to see what they are like. And of all the illicit drugs I have tried unironically cocaine was the most enjoyable, in both taking it, and coming down the high.
If I didnāt care about my health and I had to pick an addiction I would prefer to have cocaine over weed.
i prefer cash
or a cyborg dog
Alcohol
its a robo dog
I like pcp
lmao like a food critic but with illicit drugs
physical currency undervalued today :[
U'll be tweakin
drug critic
by the nine i'm zomboidin'
gotta know which gives the best high
I'm a tap water critic
I fucking love tap water
gimmie yo lead-contaminated tap water
our taps are relatively safe
ours are insanely good
thankfully have really nice tap water here
We have very hard tap water
go a little too far north and it turns into minerals that are moderately wet
what the hell is hard water
is it just mineral water
but with like
more minerals?
mineral water will all the wrong minerals
lol, opioids are the one sort of drug I wonāt take. I know I am very good at resisting addiction but opioids? I donāt think I could.
And also knowing taking heroin will be the most enjoyable experience of your life and nothing else will compare.
So, purely from a metaphorical standpoint alone, makes me never want to try it.
Like one boiling of unfiltered tap water makes my kettle bottom white in salts
tastes like shit, sticks to plates and dishes, smells bad
We also have soapy water
Maybe, lol.
soapy water is 
Drug Lab Nightmares, hosted by Kipper
I used to do roadside cleanup for volunteer work and would find needles all over the place
Not as it has soap in it, but It doesnt fuckin wash off soap
You snort some of their coke and the dramatic violin plays.
This coke is fucking raw
where's the lamb sauce
More tragic than anything.
tap water is icky
It is easy to tell bad coke from good coke tbf
Aawawawa
Ibuprofen is my favourite
Give jiffy GIF privileges I donāt like being poor

God I just want to peer into some alternate reality where drugs are legal and Kitchen Nightmares is about Gordon trying to help restore dying drug labs.
This is discriminatory against axolotls
It'd be wild
You would be surprised what over the counter shit can do
LMAO, I would pay good money to see that.
Thatās the best thing I have read this week.
i love this cat
no

they step on their tail for warmth
Jiffy is heartbroken
What would the iconic lines be like the lamb sauce
Lets be real here, a lot of those shit drug labs would probably still be more clean than some of the kitchens you see on the actual show.
jiffy realizes that gif perms belong to the 1%
Like fucking hell
I still don't understand how tf a kitchen can get that bad
This hierarchy will be toppled one day
Axolotl rights

There was this one restauraunt on it where they'd just kill lobsters or some shit and then freeze them.
lobster decays extremely fast
hence why they either boil em alive or quickly kill them and shove em in the pot right away
they go bad so quick
Lobster popsicle
Omg zorzor
we should gib lobsters a fighting chance
āToday, to judge your food, we have a special guestā¦ā
Pablo Escobar walks in
āWhoever wins, will get a 5 year contract to work in a Colombian cocaine plantation, and whoever loses gets the ācement bootsā treatment.ā
People do too, can't even bring the body back to the camp before it goes bad
Jiffy has never ate lobster
Jiffy has ate crab legs though
I ate crab sticks
id eat a jelly in a jiffy
I've eaten almost anything I can
how come jelly cats cost like 2 billion dollars each
šwhat
Cause they are expensive
tupperware
they are not cats
they are fud

Fud deez nuts in your mouth
That and peanut butter = lower class american snack
unfortunate
People buy vtuber pushies for way more
I am eeps I am creeps
Awaugh
yeah gonna lay down
Gottem

I somehow bought some batman scented shampoo today
Jiffy cant sleep
bruh, some family friends of ours own a cat with the fakest eyes ever.
Like their eyes actually look fake.
Have you tried sleeping in a jiffy
jiffy is a human jelly
Maybe im not that sharp
But you is charming
ok am eeps now
Glizzard
World at war Nacht der Untoten
full price tag for a old ass game
It's on sale
the main reason I used to play COD was just the zombies mode.
Leper being a literal wall, ain't even taking damage anymore
funny how buying waw and bo3 has no difference
Didn't care for the campaign or standard MP
last cod I played was BO2 I think
i dont own a call of duty
jiffy
campaign is nice
ur silly
my fav call of duty campaign is either modern warfare 2 or black ops 1
RAMIREZ START MAKING BRAINROT
icky
campaign



