that shit literally dropped me as fast as a real gun
#general_chat
tender igloo
fax
raw rock
I think the only thing that has ever close was hitting my head on the DZ
agile void
oh no no im not a mom
agresivly not a mom
neat moat
oh no no im not a mom
agile void
sounds about right
harsh vault
hi chat
agile void
hi fwostie
neat moat
she prefers floofie
harsh vault
ghoti knows the jist
agile void
ok so hi floofie
harsh vault
hi desperado
harsh vault
rhythm?
raw rock
oh no no im not a mom
lilac quarry
@onyx igloo that dlc was ass
onyx igloo
<@929176406909411378> that dlc was ass
which one again
lilac quarry
still wakes the deep
tender igloo
i have the memory of a dementia patient
agile void
i have the memory of a dementia patient
alzheimer is running in my family and i am likely to inherit it
junior vale
still wakes the deep
still wakes the deep got dlc!>!>??!??'
onyx igloo
i already have it
agile void
At least this one thing the gouvernement cant tax to inherit
raw rock
still wakes the deep got dlc!>!>??!??'
Oh shit hi rali
agile void
since you have to buy your inheritance from the gouvernement, and alzeimer actually take things away from me
can i sue the gouvernement for money?
raw rock
No.
junior vale
Oh shit hi rali
raw rock
At least 100% according to the US Military
neat moat
swtd?
tender igloo
sandwhich water taco dunks
agile void
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT_ngapiNxo&list=RDuT_ngapiNxo psy has been real quite since this dropped
young kelp
Pz dlc
tender igloo
lilac quarry
That training your pa put you through should allow you to create it
Get to work big dawg
raw rock
Sir aye Sir
agile void
It would release about
i want it done by next week and on steam for 9.99€
raw rock
🥀
Roger big chief
I'll get to work
(I can't code at all I was only taught how to be a good soldier not a computer coder)
🥀
agile void
if i could code i would make a pz mod that make drunkness a green moodle
instaid of a red one
agile void
Being tipsy would be so good for the entire PZ outbreak
if the zombie outbreak appeared
you can be im running to the liquor store
im drinking that fancy wiskey straight out of the bottle
also i would make so that when your drunk caracter fails to climb a window
raw rock
Real
agile void
he actually falls over the window
it's to much of a downside for it to fall on his bag
agile void
i feel like zombie would just ignore osmeone whose drunk
they walk like them
they make sound like them
how would they tell
lilac quarry
(I can't code at all I was only taught how to be a good soldier not a computer c...
What kind of soldier we talking
raw rock
(My BAC is 1.30)
lilac quarry
Gravy seal or meal team six
raw rock
What kind of soldier we talking
Any kind the Army needed unfortunately
tender igloo
lol gravy seal
raw rock
but mom wouldn't sign off on the paper for infantry
so I got the next best thing
Airborne Slotted for Comms
lilac quarry
raw rock
Still got into a riflecompany
😎
turned down ranger because I was talking to a girl (Worst mistake of my life)
livid notch
<:gotag:1382145986431946792>
neat moat
youre a radio guy?
young kelp
Haven't heard radio in a while
The last thing I remember about is was an ad for shoes
lilac quarry
Can’t wait to say ridiculous things on the radio tomorrow
neat moat
Can’t wait to say ridiculous things on the radio tomorrow
say what you fucking say on peak coms
tender igloo
Can’t wait to say ridiculous things on the radio tomorrow
can you say weewoo
lilac quarry
can you say weewoo
Sometimes do that on the loud speaker
They started removing them from the trucks because of it though
neat moat
you did that?
lilac quarry
And I lost my giant spotlight for shining it in supervisors cars from a distance on night shifts
So cheesed
young kelp
The last thing I remember about is was an ad for shoes
I think it went along like this
My brothers and sisters it's in the book, loooove your feet as you looove yourself, why? Because having baaad footwear is the root. Of all. Evil... MERIL SHOES MERIL SHOES
lilac quarry
Management doesn’t like fun
thin wedge
And I lost my giant spotlight for shining it in supervisors cars from a distance...
just get a 5000 lumen torch
lilac quarry
It basically was one
thin wedge
spotlight plus you can flashbang
neat moat
Management doesn’t like fun
do they ever?
lilac quarry
They were super high powered sun beams
And there was a way to concentrate them really tight so it was like a bright laser
thin wedge
raw rock
Best convo I ever had, was unironically with a french soldier over a direct tap hardline across the airport
in Afanistan
stone meadow
those stinky managers cant even handle a little eye damage as a prank
thin wedge
https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-intro-awake-finally-awake-gif-22633549
bale: hey
neat moat
heybale
lilac quarry
Who’s bale
karmic jetty
bale deez
thin wedge
gottem
neat moat
Balphement
young kelp
Snor louder
raw rock
I will tell her to snore louder.
thin wedge
if they talk back, fart
raw rock
Will do
young kelp
Also would you rather be in a room that is very quiet and all you can hear is the ringing in your ear growing louder and louder every passing second or be in a room with that skibidi song
Constantly playing and you can't turn it off
tender igloo
Also would you rather be in a room that is very quiet and all you can hear is th...
no thanks lol
agile void
tender igloo
that happened that one year our power went out
raw rock
Her fan is SO LOUD
it blocks out the Tinnitus
honestly why didn't I do this sooner fr
swift crag
My room mate racking up the power bill with the fan on full blast 24/7
agile void
tbh shout out for the pz dev to still be adding areas of the map but the 5% of people who do travel
like 95% of the map is only used by 5% of the player
tender igloo
nuh uhh thats why the loot changes lol
young kelp
A lot of people don't even visit all parts of LV
tender igloo
ok hek lv
young kelp
Just the area with most loot
tender igloo
deathville
agile void
A lot of people don't even visit all parts of LV
i dont think more than 10% of all player ever went to louis ville in an actual game
agile void
nuh uhh thats why the loot changes lol
yeah i understand the change, but i kinda end up losing my mind when ive killed 5K zombie and still dont have a caprentry book
agile void
Not the amount of player that plays it
i know thats why i said props to the dev
swift crag
I have a few times mostly just after Louis ville got added
young kelp
Indie devs best devs
chrome jetty
Kapow
neat moat
Bae is a quirky earthbound inspired indi rpg
chrome jetty
I spy with my little eye someone who needs to be blocked
neat moat
make that several
agile void
Ive been living with the dog of my mom's bf for the past 4 month
she still hates me
she literaly run and start barking when i leave my room, ive never even TOUCHED her
but when i enter a room she HIDES behind someone to bark at me
What have i done to deserve such hate
neat moat
honestly
you could remind her of someone or something she doesn't like
I mean its not uncommon to hear cases of dogs disliking men bc they've been abused by men
agile void
you could remind her of someone or something she doesn't like
i wished that after 4 month, she may realize im not that person
stone meadow
did you try feeding her
neat moat
I dont know if thats the case
agile void
idk every dog hate me
chrome jetty
Opium solves all problems
agile void
everytime their is a dog on the street they bark at me, ive ad dogs jump at me multiple time
and the owner alway's say " I dont understand it never doas that "
chrome jetty
Really?
agile void
I think dogs are just a hyvemind that hate me
neat moat
or do what frog said and make it to where youre associated with good things. You'd have to work with your mother on this and maye have her get a treat whenever you come over in thr room or something
chrome jetty
That’s crazy
livid notch
Indie devs best devs
Ultrakill devs are S tier devs
agile void
or do what frog said and make it to where youre associated with good things. You...
I think just thinking a curse has been sent upon me so that dogs hate me is a more likely explenation, and it's not fixable
like her owner consistantly tell her to stop barking when i enter, she still alway's do it
neat moat
then dont fix it
agile void
even thos on everything else she obey perfectly
neat moat
and dont complaine
agile void
no
im french
i complain for everything
also it's become a funny gag at this point
any shaman here knows how to get rid of the dog curse?
raw rock
yea
icy vigil
Why would desperado do thsi 
raw rock
You want dogs to like you
Force them to sleep with you
deadass
works 100 times out of 100 ties
Put them in an empty room, and stay all day in the empty room with them
bring a book and food for yourself and then animal
neat moat
ah I didnt see the other stuff
agile void
Force them to sleep with you
reword that
neat moat
yeah don't force cuddle
agile void
it's not me asking im demanding you reword that
raw rock
Dogs won't sleep unless the feel comfortable
they will eventually get so tired that they will trust their life into your hand
and just
let them sleep
don't wake them up
when they wake up on their own
agile void
one time i just sat down on the couch next to her to serve myself a drink, she looked like i commited a abhorent crime
raw rock
they will have a much better trust based relationship
agile void
ive seen people witness murder with less fear in their eyes
stone meadow
everytime their is a dog on the street they bark at me, ive ad dogs jump at me m...
i think its your attitude
raw rock
Could just be the fact he's french
stone meadow
dogs can tell if youre nervous around them and they hate nervousness
raw rock
🥀
stone meadow
it puts them on edge
agile void
dogs can tell if youre nervous around them and they hate nervousness
im quite the opposite of nervous, im completly indifferent
neat moat
chalant
agile void
she can smell it's me at the other side of the house and bark at me
stone meadow
maybe you dont notice
raw rock
Have you tried actually physically playing with the dog?
stone meadow
only way I can explain it if its every dog you encounter
agile void
Have you tried actually physically playing with the dog?
yes
even when she is nice for a day
she comes back to barking at me
agile void
only way I can explain it if its every dog you encounter
it's usaly just the one on the street, when i go to other family they dont bark at me
and when they do they end up stop doing it the second time i come
young kelp
French Curse
Oui
My dogs only bark when either another dog barks
Or when someone enters the house
raw rock
My dog barks on occasion
young kelp
It used to be annoying at night when the other dog starts barking and the one that sleeps beside me starts barking
raw rock
and will go ballistic if I say "goodnight" and someone enters my home
young kelp
Thankfully she stopped doing that lmao
tall glen
I am gonna based owlpost
agile void
It used to be annoying at night when the other dog starts barking and the one th...
oh me she barks at me in the middle of the night waking up everyone, she cares not for other peoples sleep, her hate for me is her fuel in life
lyric galleon
my body has started to associate caffeine with adrenaline
agile void
my body has started to associate caffeine with adrenaline
Sound nice
make it wake up better
lyric galleon
im now sitting in a chair thinking how to win a 1v10 when i visit the kitchen at 2am
raw rock
im now sitting in a chair thinking how to win a 1v10 when i visit the kitchen at...
Cats?
agile void
now caffee barely as effect on me, so i need to take more because now i also need coffee to wake up
neat moat
They are similar no?
young kelp
That's not an owl, that's just eyes
agile void
and ive only been drinking coffee for like 7 years
agile void
imagine when i turn 50 how bad it will get
raw rock
Dude don't remind me that I'll turn 50 one day
tall glen
eyes cant hurt you
agile void
i need about 7 coffee to wake up now
twitter would be so much better if they werent so many bots
agile void
like bro you cant spend 10 second without being added by a bot
or see a post with 400K likes zero comment
and the funniest part about this is how much people dont hide their using botted like
like how many account have like 10K follower
get 100 likes per post with multiple comment under then, then they get 500K likes without anyone commenting aside from people insulting that person
toxic hawk
tender igloo
yeah i understand the change, but i kinda end up losing my mind when ive killed ...
Books are really easy to find now
agile void
Books are really easy to find now
what are you talking about
are we playing the same game?
ive been spending the last 100 hour shedding blood and tears for carpentry level 2 books
and only found despair
harsh vault
hi chat
twin bear
Hello comrade
agile void
hi
tender igloo
ive been spending the last 100 hour shedding blood and tears for carpentry level...
Lol where are you looking
agile void
Lol where are you looking
all shopping area and all homes
tender igloo
And what town are you in
agile void
mostly rosewood and riverside is where i play
raw rock
Riverside my beloved
onyx igloo
i fear the day i will use a wire brush attachment on an angle grinder
agile void
one time i checked all the stores and important area in all of this, didn't found anything
onyx igloo
i fear the day i will use a wire brush attachment on an angle grinder
what if it throws wires on me and ruins my shirt
raw rock
one time i checked all the stores and important area in all of this, didn't foun...
Ive done entire years without leaving Riverside
I don't know how you struglling
agile void
Ive done entire years without leaving Riverside
I used to do this
tender igloo
Riverside you can find in school classrooms sometimes and uhh check warehouse i have seen metalworking ones near the trailerpark, stirage sector near the warehouse there too, look in commercial vehicles and higher level obes i find on zombies
agile void
one time i lasted 2/3 year in the area i outlighted in pink but that doasent have a marker
harsh vault
Hello comrade
hi scav
tender igloo
Ill double chevk that warehouse im at tomorrow on my save i coukd have sworn i saw some books there
agile void
Riverside you can find in school classrooms sometimes and uhh check warehouse i ...
when i did that i did not found a generator guide nor carpentry book
agile void
Ill double chevk that warehouse im at tomorrow on my save i coukd have sworn i s...
I found books
just not carprentry
i remember when we literaly ad more book than we could carry
and " wait do i allready have this book " was a genuine question we would ask
tender igloo
Gen mag can spawn in that tool store on main street in riverside but 90% for me it spawns in vehicles in muldrag at the logging mill vehicles, if you wnna go that far
raw rock
Damn do I already have books 3-5 of every one
tender igloo
agile void
Gen mag can spawn in that tool store on main street in riverside but 90% for me ...
oh i checked EVERY store just incase out of desperation
tender igloo
That place
harsh vault
rather not say here
agile void
America is funny
tender igloo
Yah its great
harsh vault
or in general
agile void
because of how much population it has
like in france their is only a single town with more than 1M habitent
twin bear
or in general
That's understandable if you need anything let me know alright
agile void
in france a town with 500K habitent is considered a metropole and is usaly known world wide
agile void
in america, their casualy saying " yeah this small town next to houstan has 1.5M habitent and that's causing traffic issue "
tender igloo
Yeah i never realized how small some places in europe are compared to us
Look how cute
toxic hawk
I can't find books, tho ig uess I'm playing on extreme rarity
harsh vault
hi jamie
toxic hawk
Good morning
harsh vault
look how vet i am
toxic hawk
Were you not before ?
harsh vault
i wasnt
toxic hawk
Oh well, enjoy the gay name tag
harsh vault
until like 2 days ago
toxic hawk
Adopted by the homosexual community
raw rock
What
agile void
Look how cute
crazy to think at multiple time in history, some people have ad more than half of america ( the continent ) as their personal possetion
agile void
Look how cute
give us louisiana back
it's literaly named after louis 14 it should be ours
harsh vault
Adopted by the homosexual community
already was
agile void
the capital of louisiana is literaly called Red stick in french
toxic hawk
Noted
toxic hawk
the capital of louisiana is literaly called Red stick in french
Baton Rouge?
Nice name
toxic hawk
Don't Texas have a town called Paris
raw rock
Im dead as hell
agile void
Don't Texas have a town called Paris
their unlucky
paris is spreading like cancer even in other country
trying to get infinitly bigger in a limited space
literal deffinition of cancer
lavish sierra
Does anyone know about bang server and if so is it a thing anymore?
ancient ferry
Guy after i uninstall war thunder my pc is more smoothly while am play PZ
tender igloo
give us louisiana back
Hell nah, thats ours lol
Dont take our mardi gras , creole and king cakes away 
tender igloo
Don't Texas have a town called Paris
Prolly lol, we have our own german town too
tender igloo
still WAY smaller than china, like alway's china is alway's better
Ok thats not fair
toxic hawk
I hate New york
agile void
Ok thats not fair
China is just america in better
Bigger
more population
an economy that will surpass america
and MOST IMPORTANTLY
better food
harsh vault
Guy after i uninstall war thunder my pc is more smoothly while am play PZ
might be because you didnt have much space
tender igloo
China has sone pretty areas
toxic hawk
I hope the current global economic crisis passes
agile void
I could say america very good better than china, but ive heard about fucking pizza croissant one to many time
agile void
What croissabt pizza lol
things american doo
tender igloo
That just is sacriledge lmao
agile void
like feeding cattle to cattle
delicate cliff
But you don't have this kind of innovation in China https://youtube.com/shorts/doaXPjMGkvA?si=0dHQXrinipunaGEW
toxic hawk
Isn't that just calzone
toxic hawk
But you don't have this kind of innovation in China https://youtube.com/shorts/d...
Emb fail
Ridiculed
agile void
also china is a bigger industrial power in more area than america
which a lot of people seem to forgoet
harsh vault
is this politics
tender igloo
We have wind spinny things
harsh vault
oh
tender igloo
agile void
china ships building power is 200 times bigger than the one of america
toxic hawk
tender igloo
We do have donnut
Are they super sweet
ancient ferry
might be because you didnt have much space
Did snail is gonna pay back me later 
toxic hawk
Tf is childish food
agile void
Are they super sweet
usaly
tender igloo
it's seen has a childish food
Lnao awh comeon
toxic hawk
How can food be childish
tender igloo
Ahaha
agile void
Tf is childish food
food that if you gave it to a full grown adult they would be offended
harsh vault
Did snail is gonna pay back me later <:stressed:721361533472342027>
maybes
agile void
and would think your taking them for an idiot
tender igloo
LOL
toxic hawk
food that if you gave it to a full grown adult they would be offended
Damn. That's so.e wild insecurity
delicate cliff
Donuts need to grow up, get a job, marry and have children
tender igloo
Lmao yeah, get a 401 kstupid baby donuts
delicate cliff
File tax returns and pay into their 401k
toxic hawk
The equivalent of a man feeling emasculated for being told to go to therapy
agile void
Damn. That's so.e wild insecurity
if you went at fromagerie, and they proposed some babibel to you, would you feel like you are being treated as a full grown adult?
toxic hawk
if you went at fromagerie, and they proposed some babibel to you, would you feel...
I'm not sure what babibel is
agile void
I'm not sure what babibel is
tender igloo
Babibell cheese?
agile void
yes
tender igloo
Lol
raw rock
fuck yes
tender igloo
I do not like that cheese
toxic hawk
That's just cheese ? If ita good I'd take it lol
tender igloo
Has no flavor
delicate cliff
if you went at fromagerie, and they proposed some babibel to you, would you feel...
I don't know what any of those words mean
ancient ferry
This is tasty 😋
raw rock
@wraith dust take notes
burnt kite
I hate New york
Nicest new yorker:
raw rock
since ur phone died now I'm stuck with Tinnitus alone 🥀
delicate cliff
I'm going to guess it's cheese and is probably tasty so yes, I would like some cheese
toxic hawk
Food being characterized as childish is a stupid notion imo
agile void
That's just cheese ? If ita good I'd take it lol
are you parisian by any chance?
toxic hawk
are you parisian by any chance?
Nah, angevins
agile void
Im doubting it
raw rock
The only childish food is baby food
ancient ferry
I hope am not find some random cheese and it taste like burning plastic
burnt kite
The only childish food is baby food
What about kids cuisine
tender igloo
Yum american plastiv cheese sluces
ancient ferry
I hope am not find some random cheese and it taste like burning plastic<:ded:721...
Am thai and sometime i got China cheese
delicate cliff
The only childish food is baby food
Gerber still beats most countries MREs and is just as non perishable
burnt kite
you stay away
I didn't even move bro
raw rock
Gerber still beats most countries MREs and is just as non perishable
I love my MREs
agile void
Nah, angevins
I think their is a decent chance you are from paris and just named a random region out of your head, kinda forgeting that region hasent existed for like 200 year
raw rock
🥀
delicate cliff
I love my MREs
Nobody loves the veggie omelette
raw rock
Nobody loves the veggie omelette
You right
thats why they took it out of rotation
Also
I have such a hard time remembering PZ is in the 90s
and not the 70s
LMAO
or the 80s
raw rock
REALLY throws me off
harsh vault
I WANT MREs
raw rock
No you don't
harsh vault
GIVE ME MREs RAHHH
raw rock
🥀
harsh vault
yes i do
delicate cliff
Sadly we didn't have MREs
raw rock
nuh
delicate cliff
But we did have garrison food so no loss there
heavy ivy
mres are good
agile void
baby
harsh vault
mres are good
hi raine
delicate cliff
I don't think the Mexican army has an MRE equivalent
At least not a well known one
toxic hawk
? Angevin is a thing lmao. Angers Exists idk what you're on about
raw rock
You do actually
agile void
? Angevin is a thing lmao. Angers Exists idk what you're on about
ah i tought you meant anjou the ancient region
since i doubt your from the dauphinée
which is where the town anjou is from
raw rock
toxic hawk
ah i tought you meant anjou the ancient region
No worries
raw rock
agile void
No worries
harsh vault
how are you
delicate cliff
That's probably wrong because that Spanish is incorrect
delicate cliff
It reads like an AI translation
heavy ivy
how are you
sleebpy but ok
raw rock
It's a real thing
harsh vault
thats nice
raw rock
I can talk to my Mexican Marine buddies and find out what they are called for sure
agile void
im from vizzile
delicate cliff
I mean, if they're purchased MREs that's not Mexican army field rations is it? It's just US field rations bought from the US
raw rock
No
surreal mirage
Sigma
raw rock
They used to Import US Rations
And Likely still do
but they apparently make their own
delicate cliff
Don't think I ever saw one
raw rock
Don't think I ever saw one
Dunno, they might be for LRRP type unites
or Deep Infiltration Teams
delicate cliff
But we only left the garrison rarely so all the food we got was garrison food
Which was actually pretty good if you can believe that
Mostly stews
raw rock
It might actually explain why there are basically no photos
of this meal
if it's only supplied to Mexican SF
They aren't seals and actually are really good at not writing books on fictional events that never happened 🥀
delicate cliff
I mean even then, most ops happen in urban areas
Or rural areas within range of a base camp
delicate cliff
So they can be supplied from a field kitchen, no need for pre packaged individual rations
raw rock
We have a Joke here in the US
"How do you know someone is a SEAL"
"They'll tell you about their book within the first minute"
toxic hawk
I feel shooting people with an sks would be great right now
raw rock
I feel shooting people with an sks would be great right now
Yet I get warnings for flirting
🥀
toxic hawk
You flirt with people on this server ?
delicate cliff
"How do you know someone is a SEAL"
Because they got the hookup for all kinds of steroids
toxic hawk
Anyways I'm talking about dayz
toxic hawk
Yeah don't do that, imagine the person on the other side is too young
Would be bad for you
delicate cliff
You gotta assume everyone around could be a minor
raw rock
I keep a sharp lookout
toxic hawk
The sharpest knife can't cut through everything
junior vale
Still Wakes the Deep!!
I liiked it 
surreal mirage
toxic hawk
<:forsenW:1101647934824648806>
Echo
Hype me up to go workout. It's chest day and I gotta get those pecks
surreal mirage
Go do a thing
toxic hawk
Bet
surreal mirage
Become the guy that people ask for spotting
livid notch
Hype me up to go workout. It's chest day and I gotta get those pecks
I love chest day
mellow birch
become the spotter that nobody asked for
livid notch
Fuck leg day though, I couldn't walk down stairs properly for a week after a leg day
open ledge
Is it just me or are you not able to zoom in or out as far on the map in B42?
twin bear
You gotta assume everyone around could be a minor
So many miners you would think it's Minecraft
twin bear
I liiked it <:gwa:1344550019608477696>
Did u play the dlc yet
open ledge
Also is it possible to add mods to an existing world?
agile void
tbh i feel like we need to blame the people who cant handle a caracter thats not perfectly white or perfectly dark for the fact so many franchise refuse to have any ambigious caracter
burnt kite
junior vale
Did u play the dlc yet
That's what I was referring to!!
agile void
like i wish more people were able to enjoy a caracter thats a little more complex than someone who is bad or goods
junior vale
I liked what they did with the finale
twin bear
Some crazy shit happens in it fr
burnt kite
Everyone dies
twin bear
like i wish more people were able to enjoy a caracter thats a little more comple...
Shadow the hedgehog
agile void
like larry in twd the game, like some people completly miss understood him
ive heard people say " oh he was just racist toward lee " when they literaly explained why he hates lee in particular
and it has nothing to do with that, he hates lee because he know that lee was a killer before the apocalyps
he even mentioned that he would protect clementine from lee
twin bear
I think the apocalypse would turn me into onr
twin bear
A killer
twin bear
We need a postal version of this gif lol
burnt kite
It's over he knows
agile void
like out of all the thing you can hate larry for, i hate that people hate him for what he didn't do
junior vale
Everyone dies
from the No More Room in Hell soundtrack....
livid notch
like out of all the thing you can hate larry for, i hate that people hate him fo...
I hated him for being a dick
agile void
I hated him for being a dick
thats a valid reason
livid notch
I was too young to know racism
agile void
not " oh he bad cuz he tried to kill lee ", but from his point of view lee was a blood thirsty killer
agile void
I was too young to know racism
for me i tought it was racism before i replayed the game when i was grower
older i mean
Like when he was proven wrong that duck wasent bitten he said sorry
also he was the cause for some of the most lengedary line from kenny
toxic hawk
I hated him for being a dick
We need to go hunting again
livid notch
With this shit of a internet, I'm gonna be teleporting all over the place
But it could be different, we'll test it out
toxic hawk
With this shit of a internet, I'm gonna be teleporting all over the place
It's the final objective based map,.for me at least. We gotta get it. Even tho it has the worst finale
rain mango
Did someone say dick
surreal mirage
What
agile void
they announced a new 60 game
oblique stream
Did someone say dick
Where
agile void
they showed it a mobile phone running game style
so everyone is shitting on them
and their just saying " wait for more detail your gonna be suprised "
agile void
how it feels sometime
floral fiber
Quote of the day
surreal mirage
Hi
surreal mirage
Please respond
surreal mirage
Wow you hate me bye
agile void
he so happy he got a new life, how cute
ancient ferry
he so happy he got a new life, how cute
Wah
harsh vault
Wow you hate me bye
hi echo
neat moat
Wow you hate me bye
harsh vault
how are you
surreal mirage
https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025
Thanks ghoti, you're always so nice
surreal mirage
how are you
Heatwave is killing me 
harsh vault
oh
oblique stream
Heatwave is killing me <:forsenSleeper:1101647929397219339>
Dont you have ac?
celest ingot
If I were to theoretically ask if anyone would like a helper, no vc, in this chat would anything bad happen
in z
pz
last spoke
Whuh?
celest ingot
nvm
last spoke
Now I'm even more confused
tall glen
I am hewere
toxic relic
why would something bad happen
tall glen
Heatwave is killing me <:forsenSleeper:1101647929397219339>
echo wher are you
RIGHT NOW!
surreal mirage
echo wher are you
In hell
surreal mirage
Dont you have ac?
Nah no one has ac over here it's so ass
toxic relic
the uk isnt very prepared for heat
tall glen
echo, simply jump into the River Thames
tall glen
hospitals have AC
toxic relic
i remember being in cape town and whenever people from the uk came to watch the cricket or rugby theyd leave looking like ripe tomatoes lmao
they burn so easily HAHA
surreal mirage
It's just not supposed to be a hot country
tall glen
technically every river has shit in it
toxic relic
It's just not supposed to be a hot country
fair and accurate
tall glen
you could move to Scotland?
surreal mirage
Normal summers for us are usually low to mid 20s
tall glen
do people do that willingly?
toxic relic
even the jokes about "a hot day in the uk is winter somewhere else" dont really hold up cause...yeah, its supposed to be a cooler region
toxic relic
climate change smh
neat moat
behold
surreal mirage
And people still deny it
neat moat
the cricket
toxic relic
Normal summers for us are usually low to mid 20s
real
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/giant-weta-big-bug-deinacrida-new-zealand-large-insect-gi...
giant wetas are peak
theyre so chill
surreal mirage
"oh ye bruv its just how climate works innit mate, nah climate change is just woke nonsense ya cunt"
Said barry, 63
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/cement-cat-cursed-long-legs-silly-gif-5796088387637834942
the cricket, does not infact, eat cement
surreal mirage
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1381575233697349765/RD...
floral fiber
the cricket, does not infact, eat cement
toxic relic
"oh ye bruv its just how climate works innit mate, nah climate change is just wo...
barry, 63, who has gout and refuses to go to the doctor cause, in his words, "ahhh, itll sort itself out"
surreal mirage
barry, 63, who has gout and refuses to go to the doctor cause, in his words, "ah...
Too real man holy shit
It's always the older British people
toxic relic
goofy shit
neat moat
absolute cement*
toxic relic
we need more giant weta posting
neat moat
toxic relic
erh, thats a rhino beetle
neat moat
hey weta the horse is here
royal wren
https://tenor.com/view/fly-at-camera-go-my-scarab-flying-rhino-beetle-gif-134372...
Is this the raf?
last spoke
hey weta the horse is here
Then get rid of it
neat moat
name fits the user
surreal mirage
Yo they're huge
toxic relic
yeah
surreal mirage
Is that an Australian resident
neat moat
they need to be bigger
floral fiber
neat moat
we need to give bugs lungs
toxic relic
i think theyre the heaviest known insect on earth
toxic relic
Is that an Australian resident
new zealand
neat moat
they are
toxic relic
its called a weta
surreal mirage
Probably packing a lot of protein
neat moat
whats weta mean
surreal mirage
Kiwi bug
neat moat
when a kiwi and a bug had a bebe
toxic relic
whats weta mean
its just the family name, it relates to the group of these insects
you can get more specific
putangatanga means tree weta
neat moat
I see
toxic relic
or tokoriro for cave/ground weta
naive flicker
toxic relic
giant wetas are fucking cool
rain mango
I just had the best fruit in my entire life
toxic relic
bananas are sick
mate, you know, ive changed my mind about bananas
i think theyre fine
last spoke
I am quite fond of Bananas
surreal mirage
I too am fond of bananas
last spoke
Such a convenient fruit
mellow birch
well-packaged
harsh vault
hi scarf
surreal mirage
Don't forget to buy your banana container
royal wren
bananas are sick
neat moat
I find it funny how apes know how to open a banana but most humans dont
surreal mirage
Squeeze the bottom part
neat moat
im scared to touch that link
toxic relic
im scared to touch that link
its safe
neat moat
no one taught me
toxic relic
im reading it rn
harsh vault
ghoti i need ur option
harsh vault
give me a number between 21874 and 29227
surreal mirage
why does the BBC write so informally
They always have
toxic relic
they wanna be hip with the kids
neat moat
Guess I never read them
last spoke
give me a number between 21874 and 29227
Why are you asking us which port to open?
harsh vault
i dunno
neat moat
use a rng
harsh vault
why does the BBC write so informally
british
surreal mirage
It's also a tax funded news provider so they need to write in a way where it's accessible to everyone
toxic relic
most american news is privately funded, contrasted with most uk news which is public
surreal mirage
Exactly
neat moat
they didnt even include one subway surfers vod
huh
you know I forgot about that
public news
what a novel idea
last spoke
I just opened my camera roll and saw that meal I cooked the other day and like damn, I just made that huh
toxic relic
i say uk because this includes northern ireland, wales and scotland
last spoke
That's so cool
surreal mirage
i say uk because this includes northern ireland, wales and scotland
Northern Ireland. Ireland is independent
surreal mirage
No worries
neat moat
what about mine
last spoke
Like man this looks so good, why don't I have more?
neat moat
jackass
toxic relic
what about mine
its independent
mellow birch
if you wanna include Ireland you just say the British Isles, I think
toxic relic
hmmm that feels worse
neat moat
oh well you said ireland so I assumed
toxic relic
than just saying the uk and ireland
mellow birch
which is weird to me, I agree
floral fiber
Like man this looks so good, why don't I have more?
neat moat
cant have shit in Detroit
toxic relic
wait
floral fiber
cant have shit in Detroit
Can't even have a front porch
toxic relic
the isle of man isnt independent
last spoke
https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thief-steal-tire-part-running-away-gif-16068032
Not even my car lol
harsh vault
cant have shit in Detroit
romania is worse
toxic relic
its dependent on the crown
mellow birch
if you wanna include Ireland you just say the British Isles, I think
the whole area is called that though, so it’s technically correct even if a little imperialist-coded .v.
toxic relic
its in the uk
mellow birch
or a lot imperialist coded
neat moat
no euopean racism in my chat
surreal mirage
Isle of man is a weird one, it's part of the UK but it's also self governing iirc
toxic relic
the whole area is called that though, so it’s technically correct even if a litt...
yeah but i dont care about technicalities, its still imperialist so i dont do it lmao
mellow birch
understandable
toxic relic
it may be fair but its unkind
surreal mirage
Genchat feels like r/2westernreurope4u today
toxic relic
lmao
floral fiber
stone meadow
are we politics
neat moat
a cuppa
toxic relic
americans cant comprehend the uk, imagine how they'll react to eastern european geography
stone meadow
it looks like we are politics
surreal mirage
Mod in chat it's so joeber
toxic relic
are we politics
nah, we're talking about geography
neat moat
hit the deck
mellow birch
Genchat feels like r/2westernreurope4u today
never seen that subreddit before, what’s the vibe?
stone meadow
im on my tea break from my real job
toxic relic
cool
stone meadow
nah, we're talking about geography
geography can be political
rain mango
Kids
toxic relic
EVERYTHING IS FUCKING POLITICAL
surreal mirage
never seen that subreddit before, what’s the vibe?
Basically just Europeans talking about geography, politics and also taking the piss about everyone else
stone meadow
exactly
toxic relic
what do we talk about, the weather?
stone meadow
yeah
mellow birch
too political
neat moat
people actually take tea breaks?
mellow birch
the climate is political
stone meadow
people actually take tea breaks?
i do live in the uk
floral fiber
the climate is political
last spoke
what do we talk about, the weather?
No.
Climate change is political.
toxic relic
yeah every day at 3 pm the big ben chimes and its time for a tea break
neat moat
what do we talk about, the weather?
climate change is political remember 🤓
stone meadow
lets not be facetious and pretend we don't know what makes a topic political
surreal mirage
When science becomes political, then you know it's so joever
toxic relic
real
mellow birch
When science becomes political, then you know it's so joever
always has been
toxic relic
lets not be facetious and pretend we don't know what makes a topic political
ok frogibidi
surreal mirage
Anyways lets chat about multihit
toxic relic
go eat your decrusted sandwiches
neat moat
what are the political ramifications of skibidi
floral fiber
Anyways lets chat about multihit
surreal mirage
How will skibidi affect the economy
rain mango
Erm what the frogski
stone meadow
Its a psyop to rot kids brains and cripple the economy
rain mango
Ermmm what the john zomboid
naive flicker
How about we talk about cannibalism like in the older days of gen chat
neat moat
cakes bio is off the rails today
mellow birch
what are the political ramifications of skibidi
it’s set in an uncanny mostly post-human world
rain mango
How about we talk about cannibalism like in the older days of gen chat
That was yesterday
floral fiber
How about we talk about cannibalism like in the older days of gen chat
That's normal though
mellow birch
there’s probably some sort of political statement in there
floral fiber
I do it all the time
naive flicker
That was yesterday
But it ain't the same 😔
rain mango
cakes bio is off the rails today
Say it again fish.
mellow birch
I haven’t even watched skibidi toilet so commenting on it seems like stretching things
rain mango
The only thing getting painted red wont be my nails
neat moat
I did mine green
mellow birch
How about we talk about cannibalism like in the older days of gen chat
we just did that the other day
it was great
naive flicker
Nah nothing beats the old days 🕊️
rain mango
I did mine green
Ermm green aura and flies
neat moat
flies?
mellow birch
https://tenor.com/view/redbird-gif-23224147
was it you who wanted the cannibal cruise?
I forgot who was saying that
rain mango
was it you who wanted the cannibal cruise?
Errrrr what the sigma ohio
neat moat
what
rain mango
Ermmm…
mellow birch
you heard me
floral fiber
That wasn't me I missed gen chat yesterday
neat moat
not you cake
mellow birch
ah
toxic relic
Errrrr what the sigma ohio
your profile/bio is an indicator of the recession
floral fiber
Was not around kek
rain mango
not you cake
Errr what the sigma
mellow birch
well it was the day before yesterday
neat moat
your profile/bio is an indicator of the recession
nah its an omen of the water wars
rain mango
your profile/bio is an indicator of the recession
Errrm what the ohio boid
neat moat
and Omar if you will
toxic relic
nah
mellow birch
your profile/bio is an indicator of the recession
not a fan of sonic characters?
toxic relic
this is just like 2008
floral fiber
and Omar if you will
@plush cobalt summon thee
neat moat
2008
surreal mirage
The big short
rain mango
like oh em gee im just a girl~
plush cobalt
Who dares awaken me from my slumber?
floral fiber
I have no idea if omar is alive
toxic relic
not a fan of sonic characters?
no, its just an indicator of a recession
rain mango
Who dares awaken me from my slumber?
Want a plum
neat moat
what the plum*
floral fiber
Who dares awaken me from my slumber?
rain mango
what the plum*
Like sigma ohio plum
plush cobalt
What
rain mango
Jeepers!
neat moat
Im genuinely suprised how little flip phones were around for
rain mango
Its not a phase!
mellow birch
the not seeing is the point of it being seen, see?
toxic relic
im glad i made the 5 people that got that joke laugh
stone meadow
this is just like 2008
i feel like gucci mane in 2006
neat moat
they came and went so fast
stone meadow
Im genuinely suprised how little flip phones were around for
they were around long enough
i want them back
plush cobalt
Losing what?
rain mango
i feel like gucci mane in 2006
Ermm frogski what the sigma ohio gucci mane baby gronk
mellow birch
everything
stone meadow
i know there are folds but something cheaper
mellow birch
my grip on reality
plush cobalt
Ermm frogski what the sigma ohio gucci mane baby gronk
Can we please put cake in prison
plush cobalt
my grip on reality
Then maybe it IS time to sleep
neat moat
they were around long enough
havent touched screens been around longer at this point?
mellow birch
true
floral fiber
Can we please put cake in prison
stone meadow
Can we please put cake in prison
no they put nail files in cakes so you can escape them
toxic relic
i feel like gucci mane in 2006
ALL THESE DIAMONDS DANCIN
mellow birch
gonna check if there’s an ambiguousamphibian vid I haven’t seen to watch
neat moat
lock cake up
mellow birch
his voice helps me sleep fr
rain mango
lock cake up
Ys please
plush cobalt
no they put nail files in cakes so you can escape them
Just xray the cake smh
rain mango
🎿
toxic relic
it make no sense, ah ah, it make no-oh oh
neat moat
what
plush cobalt
Typed zmh on accident. Who up zaking it
floral fiber
Typed zmh on accident. Who up zaking it
rain mango
Thats what i told my uncle but he didnt seemto ca-
neat moat
was gucci even around in 06
toxic relic
yes dude
plush cobalt
So true
neat moat
cake go to sleep
toxic relic
gucci mane was born before i was
neat moat
what
rain mango
cake go to sleep
They are in my head
toxic relic
he was born in 1980 lmao