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mellow birch
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ethics is inherently political

raw rock
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XXL SMALL bahama mama blast

twin bear
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Yeah fr

mellow birch
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human nature is inherently political

raw rock
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Do you remember what you said to me?

agile void
raw rock
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that I....owe you a solid?

twin bear
bronze moat
agile void
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i agree the rule is play and simply stupid but yeah

raw rock
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lock in blark

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OHhh shit homie

humble lake
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Fun fact, mankind invented the wheel sometime between 4,500-5,000 years ago estimated. The oldest bedroom related artifact is estimated at more than 20,000 years old.

Humanity is a weird bunch. Don't overthink it. Everyone from the presidents/representatives, or emperors or kings, or random bum, are all insignificant next to the entire planet, let alone our solar system, galaxy, or universe.

mellow birch
raw rock
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sons in there patchin things up with regina after their date night blow up

abstract wraith
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Now that I got you locked in by honor

mellow birch
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and I think these subjects can’t be approached without a willingness to go there

raw rock
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Sons called in a solid from, and now I'm calling in a solid from you

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Don't go in there blark

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not for 30 minutes

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inhales

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I'll never forgive this...

agile void
mellow birch
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allowed to or not I’ll do it when I’m able

raw rock
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@abstract wraith I'm the only one that can contain you, I've been inside your head blark

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I know you

mellow birch
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there’s no point to this otherwise

bronze moat
undone radish
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No matter how good the start is, I can never catch a break 🙃

raw rock
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Wanna know the only problem with that?

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Whats that blark?

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I'm already gone....

mellow birch
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it’s intellectual masturbation if we’re never willing to apply it to the real world we experience

agile void
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rattatoille is lowkey funny cuz the villain wasent even a villain he just didn't wanted people to get the plague from rat touching their food

raw rock
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He's in the walls....

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HES IN THE GOD DAMN WALLLS

humble lake
agile void
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yeah googled it was in sumerian

harsh vault
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:3

humble lake
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Fart jokes get infinitely more funny after you become a parent and wipe the same ass a couple thousand times

agile void
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i mean has the oldest joke ever recorded, thjat happen to be recorded in mesopotamia

raw rock
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"Son, there are moments in a young mans life that are so important that they should not be interrupted even by dads"

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"Your first real scarp"
"Blood in Blood out"

humble lake
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The first time my kid changes a diaper I'm gonna be rolling

raw rock
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"Hitting a Home Run"
"No pun intended"
Hitting a HOME run"
"Pun Intended"

bronze moat
# humble lake It's just inherently apart of knowing your own body. Bits get funny

I like to visualize our oldest ancestors sitting around a fire, tribe mom farts. Tribe dad laughs. Tribe kids giggle and brother farts on sister.

It sounds silly, but if you visualize that kind of thing, knowing is HAPPENED, it humanizes our ancient ancestors in a way no museum ever can do.

Even the oldest and wisest of humans got bodily functions. Our oldest ancestors laughed, cried, told stories, made jokes.

raw rock
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"Sacrificing your first born on a hilltop"
"The sun god thanks ya"

undone radish
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Ffs I died for the 30th time today. Does B42 have multiplayer or no cause god damn I need some assistance lol

humble lake
agile void
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it's kinda crazy that people dont realize ancient people, as long as you dont go back millions of year ago, were just as smart as us, they just didn't had the same recource, the averge medival peasent woulden't be unable to understand math if you explained to him corectly

bronze moat
humble lake
raw rock
heavy ivy
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I like this quote a lot and it feels relevant

mellow birch
agile void
bronze moat
undone radish
heavy ivy
raw rock
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Or how basically anything in the world ACTUALLY works

humble lake
agile void
bronze moat
gritty drift
agile void
agile void
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just saying the averge peasent was taxed around 3 to 5%

humble lake
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I also enjoy casting my scrap copper as a hobby too lol

raw rock
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Yea the average peasent also literally couldn't pay more otherwise he would literally fucking die

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like

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🥀

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Like they tried to raise taxes and straight up caused mass famines from people trying to pay the taxes

agile void
# raw rock Trust me, he wouldn't.

Do you genuinelty beleive your any smarter than a medival peasent? that you ad to learn a subject at the same time as a medival peasent youd alway's do better than him

bronze moat
humble lake
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My favorite equation I've applied in life: P=m×g×Hnet×n

When I was designing a battery backup charged by turbines capturing waters momentum in my aquaponic garden, incase power went out

raw rock
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I understand every concept he does and more.

agile void
raw rock
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Dude, humans back then were specialists.

agile void
raw rock
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Yes.

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I can plant crops.

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I can cut wood.

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My Modern Physiology is actually better suited for it.

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I can build buildings with my bare hands.

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I'm not from the City.

bronze moat
agile void
humble lake
# agile void Your an idiot

We genuinely do have a computer in our palms that we can lookup how to do basically anything.

Medieval peasants definitely didn't have that

agile void
raw rock
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My knowledge of intristic things about the very things he lives in, make me much more likely to survive longer than him

agile void
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being smart isen't knowing a lot of thing

raw rock
humble lake
onyx igloo
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just watched an old guy trying to swat away an anime filter like a fly

humble lake
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Atleast to my understanding

raw rock
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Dude, my knowledge of Soap and how to make it alone makes me straight up one of the most powerful people of their time.

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Like deadass

bronze moat
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But I also have a pantry with enough food to survive on for 3 years if the world ended today.

I could board up my house in a zombie apocalypse and stay inside. If the barricades held, I would just have to go on the roof to toss away sewage

raw rock
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I know basic medical skills that anybody else who's in the military knows, and I could literally teach top level classes in medieval Europe

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Shit due

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If you know anything about Bacteria alone

agile void
bronze moat
raw rock
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Exactly bro

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I'm not saying that people from the past were stupid

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I'm saying that we as humans right now

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are just smarter as a whole.

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Like deadass

agile void
bronze moat
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I’m 50 years old and old school boy scout.

Learned a lot of things that are now banned in the scouts

agile void
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if you grew up in medival time youd be just like them

raw rock
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Smarter and Adaptability are two different things.

agile void
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Smarter isen't someone who know a lot

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like if you were in medival time whatever knoweldge you think you know you wouldent be able to prove because you dont understand it fully

raw rock
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Yea if I grew up in medievel times I'd be like them because thats how society works what the fuck are you even arguing here.

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Like actually

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🥀

agile void
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while smart people of their time invented concept out of thin air while you cant understand them now with education

raw rock
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Oh

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You mean "Are you smart enough to make changes:

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I mean yea, probably

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I'm a naturally explorative person

agile void
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No, smart has in someone who is smart, do you not know anyone who is smart bright or quick how no matter you call it

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someone who doasent just know thing but actually take out information of thing very quick, who just naturaly has the answer the everything even in domain that was never in before

raw rock
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Dude, I can adapt to the battlefield on all 7 continents in less than a day and can fire a hundred different weapons systems that would leave the average medieval peasent completely flabbergasted.

agile void
raw rock
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I would be able to build blackpowder rifles yes.

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Because that is a skill I have taken the time to learn and research

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🥀

agile void
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id like to see you try for endless hour to mix wood ashes and animal fat trying to make soap, just to be told everyone know what soap is allready

agile void
onyx igloo
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i would

agile void
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sean would cuz he smart

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your not at his level

onyx igloo
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it might explode

agile void
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youd just shove powder in a hole and wounder why the bullet didn't go straight

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sean know a lot about bullet

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he had it very deep in his brain

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anyway this conversation is getting stupid and heated

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no need to talk to someone who think he is oh so mighty and genuinantly knows everything

onyx igloo
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i am oh so mighty

raw rock
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I don't know everything

humble lake
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Bro the hyperbole

onyx igloo
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and genuinely know everythin

raw rock
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I just know how to make guns

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because I like guns.

agile void
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you act like you do, would you even know how to get your hand on black powder in 800

raw rock
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I like guns a lot.

onyx igloo
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ask me something ill answer

marsh oracle
agile void
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even if you convinced a king that you could solve all of his issue and he trusted you

raw rock
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Yea, Charcoal, Sulfur and Saltpewter

agile void
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would you be able to get your hand on black powder

onyx igloo
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SALTPETER

raw rock
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All of which was actually in relatively decent supply

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sulfur was used for a variety of things

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charoal is easy to make

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and Saltpeter is decently easy to make as well.

onyx igloo
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Saltpeter is a fertilizer

raw rock
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Boom

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Fucking black powder

agile void
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I dont beleive it for a second anyway let's stop this debate since your probably also the kind of guy who think he could take a bear in a fight

humble lake
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Chinese invented black powder what? 3000 years ago?

onyx igloo
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9th century?

agile void
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and who think he could just rip a gun out of someone hand then grab him hostage to shoot all his friend

onyx igloo
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I think?

humble lake
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Yet that's not gunpowder, or the high explosives used in rpg's either

raw rock
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Yea like fucking bro doesn't think Modern humans can just...acquire knowledge

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like knowledge gets lost to the sands of time

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Bro probably thinks we couldn't build the pyramids rn

onyx igloo
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My lip is like super cut up

raw rock
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that we lost the technology

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🥀

onyx igloo
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i think it is bleeding a bit

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salty mouth

marsh oracle
humble lake
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Aliens and dwarves built the pyramids

raw rock
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On god and genuinely do some basic level research about the average Intelligence Level of Humanity and it's rise through the ages.

humble lake
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In crab costumes

onyx igloo
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no i built them

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i built them!!

agile void
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bro beleive that if he was teported to the medival age he would be come a lord with his great intelect and knowledge but he would just die of starvation because non of his skill would be of value to anyone

raw rock
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Ffs bro, you act like it's a magical talent to learn and teach basic pesticides and modern farming techniques

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A PLOW

raw rock
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DUDE DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD A MODERN PLOW IS?

onyx igloo
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Bro I watched vintage story i like

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Know everything

raw rock
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RATHER THAN JUST A STICK?

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AND ITS JUST A BENT SHEET OF METAL

sour gull
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yeah but plows are labour intensive to make

agile void
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let's stop the debate here it's not going anywhere, your also gonna try to convince me you also know the exact way a tank work and you could build one with some metal and gunpowder and a few artisan

raw rock
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Yea bro keeps pushing the bar back because he has no fucking defense

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There is no debate. you have no fucking point

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It's just me thrashing you

agile void
sour gull
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my two goats arguing

humble lake
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I'd 💯 bring my boomsticks back in time, even if all the rounds I have are what I have. I think I'd have enough to be the new king

raw rock
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And your defense is literally "Nuh uh"

agile void
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i could also say that if I was william the conqueror in 1066, i would have conquered all of the british ilse then france

raw rock
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You asked "Do you even know how to make black powders?"

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and I literally spouted the basis for it.

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Soap?

lunar nest
raw rock
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Yea Animal Fat, Lye, and Charcoal.

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A low?

raw rock
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Fucking yea

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Bend a sheet of metal from 0 degrees to 45 degrees over the course of 3 feet

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point down

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Want me to talk about my vast knowledge of tempering that I'm sure any blacksmith could pick up?

sour gull
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on my plough shit

raw rock
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Exactly do you know how good a modern plow is compared to that?

onyx igloo
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me when i have sticks and stones
my bones are broken

sour gull
raw rock
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Exactly

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That's because the scatter method was MASSIVE during that time, and handplowing was cheap and people were in abundance.

agile void
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even worse is the act of making good powder that actually shoot, and not something that just burn rly fast

raw rock
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Dude

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Salt Peter

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Is literally just fucking

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potatassium Nitrate.

agile void
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if you were teleported in medival time with your knowledge, youd at BEST make something they allready know how to do in a slighly worse form because you barely have any idea what your doing

raw rock
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Literally one google search.

agile void
raw rock
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No

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I didn't

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I just did it to prove your point wrong

agile void
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your telling me rn i throw you in medival time

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youll just be able to do all the element super easely

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then just do it it's that simple

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then just do a gun like bro so easy

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then have it shoot corectly just that simple

raw rock
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Dude it is not that hard to piss on grass and fucking seperate the compounds via dillution.

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like be deadass right now

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I'd have to fucking sort out maybe a dozen samples before getting a good constant mixture

sour gull
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it wouldn't be any assault rifle but anybody with enough knowledge could make a musket

raw rock
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Fucking literally

agile void
raw rock
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Who needs to finance it?

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ITS PISS ON GRASS

sour gull
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gotta use the plough money 🤑

humble lake
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Fun fact: there's no ancient mass burial sites near ancient battlefields. Specifically because back then, everything was recycled, including the bodies. Besides being stripped of valuables, the bodies were carved up for livestock feed, and bones ground down for fertilizer.

Famous descriptor in poem: "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread"

As well for example, after the battle of Waterloo, for awhile, dentures were known as "Waterloo teeth" in England because of the fact that they were often made from real human teeth taken from the battlefield

agile void
sour gull
raw rock
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MOTHER FUCKER I LITERALLY KNOW HOW TO HEAT METAL AND BEND IT WITH A HAMMER YES

sour gull
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just the heating method

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just faster now

raw rock
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I TOOK CLASSES IN ORDER TO DO THAT

agile void
raw rock
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LMAOOO

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DUDE IT LITERALLY IS

sour gull
raw rock
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HOLY FUCK

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Bro Claudia is going to fucking kill me tomorrow morning.

agile void
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who tf is claudia

raw rock
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My friend

lunar nest
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can you make a metal gear that is solid?

humble lake
raw rock
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I told her I'd be asleep after dinner

toxic silo
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хто игрулькать пойдет в проджект

raw rock
sour gull
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i started doing it my backyard with bricks charcoal a leaf blower a hammer and a bit of rebar

raw rock
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Literally dude

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I CAN MASS PRODUCE NAILS

agile void
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like size of the white house in heigh

raw rock
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Lol that would be funny

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Like

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a 8 foot long sword

agile void
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like something you need a levies system to pool

sour gull
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using the gunpowder and plough money to make really long swords

raw rock
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Dude the plough alone

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rich

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Literally rich

agile void
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if i had a forg and if it's aparently just that simple, id be making super long sword

raw rock
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It really is that simple btw

humble lake
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I bought a nice cheap 250usd furnace awhile back for my scrap copper that gets to 1250c

sour gull
toxic silo
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воробей погна поигрулькаем

agile void
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Behold buglar, meat the Joyause 2.0, exept it's not charlemagne sword and it's just a sword with 6 edges and 3 branchess

frosty tulip
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I'll just go back in time and get rich by selling some miracle tonic scam instead

agile void
raw rock
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"Hey your majesty, I know your stick in the ground plows work, but.....trust me when I say I can speed your farming times up by over 80% and you basically never have to replace the blade, only the cheap wood frame every like, 10 years"

agile void
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you can just sell shilajeet or something

raw rock
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"I only need one test run to prove it"

humble lake
frosty tulip
raw rock
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"I need a sheet of Metal, about 1/3 a meter high, and a meter long"

sour gull
agile void
raw rock
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"Conquers all of europe because his people actually have time to do things other than try to fucking survive"

agile void
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" and that actually, their isent a balance between good ammount of bleed and bad ammount of bleed, you shouldent bleed yourself "

lunar nest
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if you could go with a backpack for medieval times, what would you put in it?

raw rock
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Oh shit

raw rock
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Actually, I have a giant book of knowledge HAHA

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like basic knowledge

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it's like

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900 pages

agile void
lunar nest
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i think i know that one

humble lake
agile void
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and that book that tell you how to rebuild civilization from the ground up

lunar nest
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one for restoring civilization?

raw rock
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of just, everything relating to simple things from the 1800s to early 2000s

sour gull
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i think id bring yeast with me actually

raw rock
agile void
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id bring tone of wine and id burry them

raw rock
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Literally yea

lunar nest
agile void
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then when i come back ill dig it up

sour gull
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i heart selling cheap alcohol to serfs

humble lake
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Imagine getting bit by a rattlesnake in the 1800's

agile void
raw rock
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I unironically would bring my alcohol making books

agile void
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id bring white monster and jagermeister

raw rock
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because I would fucking get

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RICH

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making basic ass booze

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that tastes amazing

humble lake
sour gull
gritty lichen
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Is this game supposed to be so slow?

agile void
harsh vault
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hai chat!

raw rock
twin bear
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🗣️

agile void
raw rock
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All the things I've said I know?

twin bear
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Daddy gets what daddy wants

raw rock
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Literally came from that book dude

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Like deadass

gritty lichen
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Someone tell me what to do in this game please me and my 5 friends are lost.

humble lake
raw rock
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I'm so confident because I did nothing but fucking read it for like an entire week straight

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LMAO

lunar nest
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i would bring some weed seeds with some high thc to fry up the peasants

agile void
sour gull
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tobacco seeds

agile void
twin bear
raw rock
raw rock
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where electronics aren't really an option for a long time

agile void
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" Yes actually bismark was homophobic and anti semetic, which is actually quite commun for the time "

humble lake
raw rock
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It deadass teaches you how to straight

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BUILD a Plow

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by hand

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Like a full plow

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rigging and everything

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for both Oxen and Horses

agile void
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ill consider buying that book yeah maybe

raw rock
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🥀

agile void
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so i can go back to doing tomfoolery in my garden

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if i knew how to do it id be building trebuches

humble lake
agile void
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like that anoying ass neighborg who keep YELLING and throwing EVERYTHING around at 3 am

raw rock
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LMAO

lunar nest
agile void
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trebuchet right up his window

raw rock
agile void
twin bear
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Rushing it leads to death

raw rock
agile void
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like building the averge mega slingshot is fun, but it cant siege something

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catapult?

raw rock
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Yea something like that

agile void
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that neighborg isent gonna like it

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me neither because it's an apartment

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and he lives upstair

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but if i cant catch sleep neither should he

humble lake
agile void
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the whole building is telling him to shut up through the wall

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you hear people threatening to kill him all the time

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yet he continues

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No shame just waking up everyone

humble lake
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Making terroristic threats is a criminal offense typically tho no?

agile void
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idk im not doing that

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im just telling him to shut up

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which doasent work

humble lake
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And noise ordinances do exist as well

agile void
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thos i keep hearing my dad talk about how he is gonna kill him

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one time i heard him yell " MAGGOT " at 3 am

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tf2 ahh insult

humble lake
agile void
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and i do mean the french version of maggot, like the same tf2 line in the french version

agile void
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insult message on the wall every day

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and it's not even a shitty neighborhood

brazen lantern
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thats probably not helping what is likely schizoid-effective behavior

agile void
humble lake
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I would recommend police intervention, even if called in as a welfare check.

I don't play with mentally unhinged people. I know how quickly a throat can be slit

agile void
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his wife burnt half of the drive ways once

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like i met him he is like super short and frail like a stick

agile void
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the police as bigger fish to catch than someone yelling about how we are all losers at 3 am

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even the landlord doasent care

humble lake
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Escalate to the next level of authority then. Whether directly mailing/phoning a superior at their office, or a representative within your local government asking why they are failing the community

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Intervention can save lives

agile void
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as far as they are concerned it's just some dude waking everyone at night

humble lake
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And noise isn't worth dying/killing over. Yet people screaming "I'll kill you" in an apartment is terroristic threats

agile void
humble lake
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The way I understood what you were saying is that this person is who is screaming all these horrible things and waking people up?

agile void
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all day all night

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kicking the floor like a child and throwing furniture around

humble lake
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Ahh rough either way on multiple parties counts

bronze moat
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super random, but if you want to read my Essay, I printed it in my Discord.

It's a brief 1,000 word summary of Medusa's story compiled from the original texts.

agile void
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good thing im not working cuz i would have gotten mad to to be waken up by hime

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this chat got goffy me talking about my stupid apartment

humble lake
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It's genuinely worth it to just not get angry and laugh at em

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Yet I also like to live by the philosophy of "walk softly but carry a big stick" just in case too

agile void
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yes because him going from being hated to being disregarded as a freak will surely calm him down

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I wish i had a pet monkey

humble lake
bronze moat
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Average Zomboid Enjoyer

agile void
humble lake
agile void
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then you are completly drunk and you fall on your back and die

low tangle
humble lake
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Hey now, I lick windows because I enjoy the texture. I'm not mentally ill necessarily

bronze moat
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Fun Fact: YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO MAIL ORDER PET MONKEYS

LIVE MONKEYS. Shipped via UPS.

This was a thing in America at one point

low tangle
humble lake
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Lookup chimp boxing

burnt kite
bronze moat
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Yeah it was a "Monkey in a cup"

burnt kite
bronze moat
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Tiny little money, in a cup. with just enough food to MAYBE survive delivery.

If we had internet back then, you'd see all kinds of unboxing video's of tiny monkeys freaking out and jumping at people when the box was openend

humble lake
bronze moat
agile void
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I have answer about the misterous blood in the toilet and sink

bronze moat
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Bump stocks are legal to own. It's only illegal to install them onto the gun

agile void
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it was just my little brother who had a nose bleed in the middle of the night

burnt kite
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Do it yourself you bum

humble lake
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Bump stocks aren't full auto, they don't even change how semiautomatic work in any capacity

humble lake
bronze moat
agile void
burnt kite
humble lake
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I want 1200rpm full automatic mail delivery to my door. Without having to pay for a tax stamp

agile void
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I want cool as revolved delivered to my door

burnt kite
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Genuine question

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Why do you need a 1200rpm full auto mailed

thin wedge
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Fake ass answer

burnt kite
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Whose

thin wedge
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my dishonest reaction to your genuine question

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also why not

burnt kite
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Ill Joe really is ill

thin wedge
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have 1200 rpm of mail

agile void
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Fun fact : PZ is actually gouvernemeny propaganda trying to prevent you from drinking and driving and gambling

thin wedge
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what if you need to kill the dog while on a delivery

onyx igloo
burnt kite
humble lake
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Need is irrelevant to rights. My right to bear arms isn't defined by a need.

Yet coyotes and NA cougar live round these parts too, besides the human factor. 1200rpm of hollowpoints to prevent overpen stops any potential home invasion real quick

agile void
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@raw rock

raw rock
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Huh

agile void
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found this

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it's peak

raw rock
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Except I do know how electricty works ngl

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It was a vital part of my job in the military

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🥀

raw rock
agile void
#

like yk where the steam goas normalyh

#

well make so that shoot a fucking lazer

low tangle
agile void
#

right at the sky

humble lake
onyx igloo
#

Whats a good way of describing electricity to someone
i am terrible at explaining

humble lake
#

Ha

raw rock
#

trick question

#

Blocked

humble lake
#

Lmao

onyx igloo
#

They flow

#

Electricity do what it wanna do

raw rock
#

Nah I'm jjoking

#

It is kinda a trick question though

humble lake
#

Conventional theory < modern theory superior

raw rock
#

What people see as "Positive and Negative' Might not be that

agile void
onyx igloo
#

We gonna rock down to electric avenue

raw rock
#

Because of the Prevelance of AC in modern electronics

onyx igloo
#

I got to make it higher

agile void
#

if i ate a lot of battery and putted my finger into someone eye would it shock them to death

onyx igloo
#

Yes

#

Go eat one

humble lake
#

Electricity just exists. The sparky bits is them exchanging. We measure potentials between and try not to become apart of the circuit

raw rock
#

🥀

#

Cope

#

It's just that easy

cinder dawn
#

Noli tomorrow

humble lake
#

Nah spicy pixies flow how they flow rather than how we think they flow

cinder dawn
#

B43 tomorrow

raw rock
#

and that's from positive side to negative side

#

:C

onyx igloo
#

Zonbie Tomorrow

raw rock
#

They don't wanna be bad

cinder dawn
#

Zombide tomorrow

agile void
#

@raw rock tell me, what do i need to do so that me sticking my finger in someone eye will shock them to death

cinder dawn
#

Zomboide tomorrow

onyx igloo
#

Zombine Tomorrow

burnt kite
#

Worldwide nuclear conflict tomorrow

onyx igloo
#

500 cigarettes

agile void
cinder dawn
#

My public execution tomorrow

agile void
#

million

raw rock
agile void
onyx igloo
#

The horror.

agile void
#

why cant he shock people to death

onyx igloo
#

I see them.

cinder dawn
#

Imagine

#

You smoke ten a day

raw rock
#

Also yes

agile void
#

he smoke 40 a day

raw rock
#

I know that technically

agile void
#

2 packs

raw rock
#

It's backwards

agile void
#

since he was 16

raw rock
#

Zombai

agile void
#

and he is 55 now

cinder dawn
#

So 300 a month

raw rock
#

🥀

onyx igloo
#

The Zonbie is herestressed stressed stressed stressed

humble lake
# raw rock and that's from positive side to negative side

That funny moment when, your device is disconnected but being powered by a shorted ground to the face of the device through ceiling grid at 5vdc.

Electrons don't care how they flow from the negatively charged pole to the positively charged pole, they're just gonna find any route they can

agile void
#

i overcalculated his age

raw rock
#

(The spicy pixies feel tingly down there)

cinder dawn
#

Wtf

raw rock
#

what

cinder dawn
#

I suck at mental math

humble lake
cinder dawn
#

😔

#

It was 150 per month

cinder dawn
#

So 1800 a year

agile void
humble lake
harsh vault
agile void
#

14x40

cinder dawn
agile void
#

a little more than 500K

onyx igloo
cinder dawn
#

I mean

agile void
harsh vault
#

hai sean

vale sleet
#

Good morning guys how is everyone doing today

cinder dawn
cinder dawn
#

Forty

onyx igloo
#

Me when I work at a weld shop and I see my fellow welder filling his gas station paper cup with flammable gas:

agile void
agile void
#

2 packs

#

since he was 16

cinder dawn
agile void
#

and he is 55

onyx igloo
#

Moustach

agile void
#

i remember one time i answered on speak near my friend

#

and they acted shocked hearing his voice

harsh vault
agile void
#

because it's obviously smoker voice x20

onyx igloo
surreal mirage
#

Sigma

harsh vault
#

hai echo

surreal mirage
#

Yoyo

agile void
#

also my teacher alway's accused me of smoking and often shearched me because they genuiantly could not imagine my parent smoking leave this much of a smell on me

cinder dawn
#

Does it stack with a dry throat?

humble lake
agile void
onyx igloo
#

I had to sit in a house full of smokers and I about died

agile void
#

rn the price is 11

cinder dawn
#

Dojiento pesos

cinder dawn
onyx igloo
#

I'm sensitive to smoke I suppose

cinder dawn
#

Nono death no more

#

Me nose closed

agile void
#

that's how much he would have spent on ciggarete

cinder dawn
#

Dollars?

agile void
#

at would be 423 dollars

#

no europe

#

423K

humble lake
#

I make my own cigarettes. 80usd tube packing machine from "Tops", and various bags of premium pipe tobaccos. Costs me 1.25usd a pack roughly plus time involved

cinder dawn
burnt kite
agile void
#

yes

#

My dad isen't just a smoker

#

he is a proffesional one at that

onyx igloo
#

smoker l4d2

agile void
#

he isen't joking

#

he isen't here to have fun

cinder dawn
#

Strongest smoker of today vs strongest smoker of history

thin wedge
agile void
#

the day start a coffee and a pack of cigg

#

cuz whats better than coffee and ciggs

onyx igloo
#

Coffee and Biscotti

humble lake
agile void
#

everytime we go to a restaurent we have to spend 5 minute outside before entering so he can smoke and five minute outside before leaving because he daosent smoke while driving

raw rock
#

Claudia gonna kill me for sure

#

🥀

humble lake
onyx igloo
#

Are you talking about Pervitin?

cinder dawn
raw rock
#

No

#

🥀

burnt kite
#

Probably panzerschokolad

#

Pervitin is just meth

cinder dawn
#

I mean odor

raw rock
#

I smoke when extremely stressed

humble lake
cinder dawn
onyx igloo
#

I believe that Adderral originated from Pervitin

cinder dawn
#

Yesterday I saw my first two episodes of the mentalist

burnt kite
agile void
#

I’ve spent more of my life smelling it than not doing so

raw rock
#

I actually can't smell most things anymore

agile void
#

I’ve never smoked this

#

Thos

onyx igloo
#

I've got a sensitive schnozz

cinder dawn
#

I can’t smell it anymore

#

I liked the smell for some reason

onyx igloo
#

I can smell garbage bad enough to make me gag

Also I start coughing if I smell cigs

burnt kite
#

I'm desentized from smell of shit after years of shitting in an outdoor crapper

onyx igloo
#

Shit is ehh, daily thing, no reason to react badly

cinder dawn
#

Me when smelling pepper being dried in a pan

onyx igloo
#

Eyeballs disappear

cinder dawn
#

My eyes don’t cry anymore

#

Lol

#

I used to get out of the house because how the coughing and eyes itching were killing me as a little kid

onyx igloo
#

Horseflies belong in hell

harsh vault
cinder dawn
onyx igloo
#

Wasps

burnt kite
#

Ticks

cinder dawn
#

Larvae

onyx igloo
#

Flu

cinder dawn
#

Pool ticks

onyx igloo
#

The flu always gt me like

cinder dawn
#

I almost never get sick

cinder dawn
#

I always have my nose closed tho

#

Idk how to say it

#

Like when you can’t breathe properly

onyx igloo
#

I couldnt breath for the first month of the summer
Now I can sometimes breath

agile void
cinder dawn
#

My country should be geologically displaced to a better point

#

44 degrees Celsius on my state

onyx igloo
cinder dawn
#

I mean Celsius

#

Sorry

#

Lol

onyx igloo
#

My sinuses puff up alot

cinder dawn
#

Yeah

#

That

#

I hate extremely sweet smells

cinder dawn
onyx igloo
cinder dawn
#

Yea

#

Like these bottle sprayers

#

I cannot tolerate them

onyx igloo
#

I really hate the cleaners smell

cinder dawn
#

Yeah

onyx igloo
#

I cough real bad

cinder dawn
#

I just like this one bar of soap called jabon zote

#

The smell is addicting

#

Like, not kidding

onyx igloo
#

I saw that in my walmart lol

#

I sniffed it and yeah its good

cinder dawn
#

Yeahhh

#

It is excellent

#

I love the smell

surreal mirage
harsh vault
#

wanna hang?

onyx igloo
#

Bakery smell is peak

#

Mm bread smell

cinder dawn
#

Real

#

I almost never go to bakeries but the not many times I go, I love the smell of the freshly baked bread

surreal mirage
agile void
#

Their should be more femboys in France imo

cinder dawn
#

Baguette

harsh vault
#

dm me if u wanna chat

#

dms always open!

onyx igloo
cinder dawn
#

What would win?

#

A bolillo or a baguette

onyx igloo
#

Delete France.

agile void
#

It’s you Irish man

#

Curse you Irish man

onyx igloo
#

Bolillo looks easier to sandwich

cinder dawn
#

The thing I hate about phones is how holding them makes my right pinky numb

agile void
#

For a 99 generation

#

May your bloodline know no rest

cinder dawn
#

It is

onyx igloo
#

I like a thick phone case

#

No thin phones in my household

#

Simply unacceptable

agile void
#

I don’t need a phone that doasent hold on my hand

#

Super light

onyx igloo
#

Get a thick phone case

#

I did that

cinder dawn
#

I used to have one

onyx igloo
#

It used to even have a little wristband

cinder dawn
#

It saved my last phone from a LOT of hits

onyx igloo
#

Till my cat ripped it off lol

cinder dawn
#

It once fell from like 2.5 meters and just a crack in the protector

onyx igloo
#

Awesome

cinder dawn
#

Yes

onyx igloo
#

Alright I should sleep now

cinder dawn
#

Good sleep, man

heady basin
#

Where’s my doctor who friend i wanna talk about why tf billie piper just showed up out of nowhere

neon bramble
#

split stream

burnt kite
last spoke
#

Look who's back

#

We gotta give 'em a name

twin bear
young kelp
#

Scal and Exo mechs are done
Killed Scal first cause for some reason she's a lot easier than the mechs, gonna start building post moonlord boss shrines later

restive spire
#

have you ever played zomboid with your life on the line while having a bunch of beans in your mouth well this is called dark bean psychology

twin bear
rapid goblet
burnt kite
#

It's name is Tommy

chrome jetty
#

Kapow

harsh vault
karmic jetty
#

apparently megan 2 came out

harsh vault
#

hai zee

karmic jetty
#

yo

harsh vault
#

look at me

#

im vet!

karmic jetty
#

shame

#

badge of shame

#

u stink

harsh vault
#

problem?

karmic jetty
gilded bridge
#

Penisham

karmic jetty
#

shai hulud

quasi slate
harsh vault
burnt kite
burnt kite
hardy muralBOT
fallow acorn
#

Hey guys…

#

Hows it going…

hardy muralBOT
rain mango
#

remember to make your future kids read berserk for the character development

chrome jetty
#

kapow

burnt kite
young kelp
young kelp
rain mango
young kelp
#

it is lmao

#

everything hits harder and tanks harder

#

you can't have more than 10 heroes dead else its instant game over

rain mango
#

damn

young kelp
#

you only have 75? in-game weeks to kill the final boss or its also a game over (every adventure = 1 week)

rain mango
#

i'd beat it in 20 mins easy

burnt kite
neon bramble
#

aint stygian just darkest but with a timer and death count

young kelp
neon bramble
#

it's not that much harder, if you aren't doing bank memes

#

granted I've seen people finish the campaign with 40+ deaths

young kelp
#

notably are these effects

All enemies have increased health (+20%) and have higher crit chances (+3%). Stress will also be more common.
Hero upgrade costs are doubled.

#

there are also other effects, but these ones are the major ones

neon bramble
#

huh it has actual modifiers?

#

thought it was just the turn timer

young kelp
#

its a barely noticeable effect if you have a proper team

neon bramble
#

damage stacking go brrr

#

it's so nice of red hook to give you a decent team for the ruins, real shame if you lost the PD and had none in the stagecoach

neon bramble
rain mango
#

i should invest in a new pair of shoes

#

my current adidas' are falling apart

young kelp
neon bramble
#

DoT cleanse saves you so much grief

#

and plaguing the most annoying ranks in the same attack, yeah

#

PD good

young kelp
#

stun on both back rows + powerful blight that also has a high chance of inflicting it + Small healing with DoT cleanse

#

she's the whole package

neon bramble
#

now if only the workshop wasn't so horny

burnt kite
#

Dd? More like pp

young kelp
#

the amount of horny mods in the game is surprising

neon bramble
#

there's a class mod I really like but wont openly shill because honkers

burnt kite
young kelp
#

at a glance, you'd expect people to be making like cool or edgy characters

young kelp
#

no, they made horny

neon bramble
#

brothel probably gave em ideas

young kelp
#

them modders got afflicted with Deviant tastes

last spoke
neon bramble
#

gotta face the horror every week? sure lmao I wont judge you for wanna bury your face in tiddy at every chance you get

neon bramble
rain mango
#

That was a dayca-

quaint umbra
#

hi i am kinda new here can someone tell me whats the best way to learn the game because i can barely survive one day i always die due to silly things

chrome jetty
#

just practice combat

neon bramble
#

I've had a highwayman banned from gambling, drinking and carousing at the same time

chrome jetty
#

dont stand still duriung fights, i always walk backwards

neon bramble
#

I could fix him, but actually ideal negative traits

last spoke
quaint umbra
#

to improve

young kelp
#

like no shit

#

its a meta strat

#

make the zombies do the conga while you smack the front one

rain mango
#

pz server always wildin fr

#

Minions.

#

Tonight we steal all the tiddys

chrome jetty
# quaint umbra to improve

its not an easy game when you are learning the combat system. fences and windows cause the zombies to be vunerable to critical hits however they can leg rush you and knock you over

rain mango
#

tintin et le crabe au pinces d'or i think?

chrome jetty
#

if your new id reccomend playing on b42 so you can also learn the new stamina and muscle strain system, since thats going to be in the stable build

#

and its alot more tedious than b41

rain mango
#

i think it's the part where tintin and the captain accidentally crashed in the middle of the moroccan desert

neon bramble
#

b42 is just b41 but slower

young kelp
quaint umbra
last spoke
#

🟣MP is likely to just be jank due to how the internet works
Just do your best, Mrp believes in you.
And yeah, dying tragically is normal for the first decent while. So long as you take note of what got you killed, you'll learn to apply that knowledge and maybe take a bit longer to die next time

neon bramble
#

dont think it matters as long as you have the fundamentals down

neon bramble
#

the real kicker in b42 is randomized zombie speeds and senses

quaint umbra
rain mango
young kelp
#

The tanks/front liners in this run is weird

rain mango
burnt kite
#

You gotta die

young kelp
#

Leper makes sense, but I somehow made Runaway with 71 max hp

neon bramble
young kelp
#

thats more than Leper's

neon bramble
#

b42 was supposed to be more optimized across the board

rain mango
quaint umbra
neon bramble
#

same strat just taken a bit more slowly

neon bramble
burnt kite
rain mango
neon bramble
#

you will die anyway so embrace it

rain mango
#

i remember attracting a whole horde in a house upstairs and i got eaten alive in a bed room

neon bramble
ebon lagoon
#

Those Veteran tags look so lovely!

quaint umbra
rain mango
#

it would be cool if they add new death animations

young kelp
neon bramble
#

I got turned off cause relationship system, I'm incentivized to keep the same team

#

instead of ya know

neon bramble
#

mixing and matchng throughout the run

young kelp
#

I still don't understand how relationships work

burnt kite
#

Delayception

young kelp
#

so far I got 4 people

#

suspicious of each other

neon bramble
burnt kite
young kelp
#

twice

#

I have no idea how or why, but they became hopeful x2

burnt kite
#

Magic

young kelp
#

no idea if that changes anything

livid notch
neon bramble
#

for genchats crimes

naive flicker
raw rock
#

Real as fuck

heady basin
#

Be like me and hang around for six months without saying a word then start chatting when the xp system gets booted

#

Booted?

livid notch
#

Holy fuck it's missplums

heady basin
#

Mmm not the right word

livid notch
#

I missed you

heady basin
#

Hi

#

Aww

#

Ty

naive flicker
#

PissMlums

#

🗣️

heady basin
#

Man

naive flicker
#

Mb gng 🥀

heady basin
#

You know what i want
A smiley face sticker gif that just rotates in circles in a loop

#

Idk why

#

I just feel like it

heady basin
#

Oh and recovering from spinal surgery

#

So basically the same thing

livid notch
#

So it was a success

#

Let's goo LETSFALKEINGGOOOO

heady basin
#

Yes

vital marten
#

I gotta like.. sit out in the sun sometime 🤣

My arms are like 5 shades darker than the rest of my body, past the elbow it goes from brown to paper white ded

tall glen
#

I am feeling rizz

hardy muralBOT
tall glen
#

oh hey all

#

why are you all still up

vital marten
#

It is time for work

tall glen
#

work smerk

#

call in sick

vital marten
#

Family is on the job, wouldn’t work. Besides I’m already paid for it and would owe the day anyways

#

Would be nice though

tall glen
#

get a new family

vital marten
#

This one might just work

tall glen
#

independantly wealthy ones

vital marten
#

I don’t understand how this is the only server out of the 100 I’m in that I get strange, random, friend requests. Always by members who haven’t ever chatted here unhappy

harsh vault
#

hai chat

vital marten
harsh vault
#

hai lou

vital marten
#

Hello

harsh vault
#

how ish uus

tall glen
#

I is eepy

#

soon I eep

icy vigil
heady basin
#

Hi im now reliving the glory of the plagues song

#

ITS SO GOOD

vital marten
# harsh vault how ish uus

I stared getting bit by fleas last night and said “well it can’t be THAT bad”

I hate that decision THE ITCHHHH

#

They bit me maybe 30 times

gilded bridge
hardy muralBOT
heady basin
vital marten
#

Stray cats. I guess the summer heat is making them things multiply, or maybe it’s from years of strays being in the area

tall glen
#

Lou now has the plague

gilded bridge
livid notch
gilded bridge
vital marten
heady basin
gilded bridge
vital marten
#

C/F?

harsh vault
livid notch
#

Do it

#

It's peak

harsh vault
#

i dont have the money!

icy vigil
#

worst fucking biters

harsh vault
icy vigil
#

used to have them for one summer too

#

because of our dogs

#

i had quite a few bite marks at any given time

vital marten
tall glen
#

am Zzzz now ciao all

tall glen
#

I have a fan on one side of the bed, an ac on the other, the air is circulating like a winter storm

#

I am cold

vital marten
#

Thicker blanket is a must