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XXL SMALL bahama mama blast
Yeah fr
human nature is inherently political
Do you remember what you said to me?
EVERYTHING is inherently political, you know what political mean in that concext
that I....owe you a solid?
I wanna level but can't even participate because of this reason lol
So a sippy cup of the sacred mtn dew juice?
i agree the rule is play and simply stupid but yeah
Fun fact, mankind invented the wheel sometime between 4,500-5,000 years ago estimated. The oldest bedroom related artifact is estimated at more than 20,000 years old.
Humanity is a weird bunch. Don't overthink it. Everyone from the presidents/representatives, or emperors or kings, or random bum, are all insignificant next to the entire planet, let alone our solar system, galaxy, or universe.
more politically biting than the baseline is what you mean, right?
sons in there patchin things up with regina after their date night blow up
Now that I got you locked in by honor
and I think these subjects can’t be approached without a willingness to go there
Sons called in a solid from, and now I'm calling in a solid from you
Don't go in there blark
not for 30 minutes
inhales
I'll never forgive this...
it's not that their isent a willingness it's that we are not allowed, we can absolutly talk about society without talking about the ruling class
allowed to or not I’ll do it when I’m able
@abstract wraith I'm the only one that can contain you, I've been inside your head blark
I know you
there’s no point to this otherwise
Even cavemen made fart jokes.
There’s a vulgar joke chiseled into a stone tablet.
Imagine a dude from 10,000 years ago taking the time to chisel into a stone a joke about a male body part.
Humans are silly
No matter how good the start is, I can never catch a break 🙃
it’s intellectual masturbation if we’re never willing to apply it to the real world we experience
rattatoille is lowkey funny cuz the villain wasent even a villain he just didn't wanted people to get the plague from rat touching their food
It's just inherently apart of knowing your own body. Bits get funny
isent the oldest joke ever recorded in ancient mesopotamia something like " When the guard dog saw a wolf, he came back to being a pet "
yeah googled it was in sumerian
:3
Fart jokes get infinitely more funny after you become a parent and wipe the same ass a couple thousand times
i mean has the oldest joke ever recorded, thjat happen to be recorded in mesopotamia
"Son, there are moments in a young mans life that are so important that they should not be interrupted even by dads"
"Your first real scarp"
"Blood in Blood out"
The first time my kid changes a diaper I'm gonna be rolling
"Hitting a Home Run"
"No pun intended"
Hitting a HOME run"
"Pun Intended"
I like to visualize our oldest ancestors sitting around a fire, tribe mom farts. Tribe dad laughs. Tribe kids giggle and brother farts on sister.
It sounds silly, but if you visualize that kind of thing, knowing is HAPPENED, it humanizes our ancient ancestors in a way no museum ever can do.
Even the oldest and wisest of humans got bodily functions. Our oldest ancestors laughed, cried, told stories, made jokes.
"Sacrificing your first born on a hilltop"
"The sun god thanks ya"
Ffs I died for the 30th time today. Does B42 have multiplayer or no cause god damn I need some assistance lol
The likelihood it happened is genuinely greater than it not happening
it's kinda crazy that people dont realize ancient people, as long as you dont go back millions of year ago, were just as smart as us, they just didn't had the same recource, the averge medival peasent woulden't be unable to understand math if you explained to him corectly
I studied Greek history and myth. Yeah that’s only 4,000 years ago, but I guarantee it happened on the daily.
Zero doubt it happened even in the early hunter/gatherer days
It's even crazier when you realize that illiterate folks are in that same boat.
Let alone folks who think their plumbing and electricity are magically transferred to the home and the thought of them is mystifying.
change days to hour
I like this quote a lot and it feels relevant
obviously electricity and plumbing are tranfered through the global power grid, which turns off about 2 weeks into the game
people dont realize that a lot of medival peasent who were bright, could have very much in a ceo made from nothing if they were teleported in this world as a kid
If you met with a medival peasent, you might pass for the idiot cuz you dont even know how to make your own bread and youd die without a supermarket
Especially true when you look at all the STUPID stuff humans tried and experimented with.
There is some god-awful, almost comedically dumb stuff even the Roman Empire played with. And we often consider that Empire to be brilliant
Damn. looks like im switching back to 41
'hold my beer, watch this' runs far deeper than suburban america :P
humans do be doing dumb shit since forever and (hopefully) learning along the way
You would look stupid until you explained basic math to him.
Or how basically anything in the world ACTUALLY works
Lol, not only do I enjoy making bread, at one point I owned 10 acres and tried running a farm and made it work for awhile. Life happens though and I've downsized
and then he either understand it perfectly fine until you realize you dont know about basic math more than him aside from a couple theorem in hightschool
Our forefathers summed up:
Tog run up to bear!
Bear eat Tog!
Mog now lead tribe!
Mog say “don’t run up to bear!”
Mog now smart leader!

youd still look stupid because even this it was your own land, you probably payed more tax than the averge medival peasent
Trust me, he wouldn't.
Oh my god
just saying the averge peasent was taxed around 3 to 5%
I also enjoy casting my scrap copper as a hobby too lol
Yea the average peasent also literally couldn't pay more otherwise he would literally fucking die
like
🥀
Like they tried to raise taxes and straight up caused mass famines from people trying to pay the taxes
Do you genuinelty beleive your any smarter than a medival peasent? that you ad to learn a subject at the same time as a medival peasent youd alway's do better than him
Genuinely. Yes.
You can play split screen co-op in B42 I believe.
Since steam has built in support for local co-op, that also means you can play split screen through steam with anyone.
Other than that you will need B41
My favorite equation I've applied in life: P=m×g×Hnet×n
When I was designing a battery backup charged by turbines capturing waters momentum in my aquaponic garden, incase power went out
I understand every concept he does and more.
Your an idiot
Dude, humans back then were specialists.
Especialy since you didn't even read the fact I said " If you had a subject as the same time as him "
Yes.
I can plant crops.
I can cut wood.
My Modern Physiology is actually better suited for it.
I can build buildings with my bare hands.
I'm not from the City.
Im an eagle scout and also a smarty smart smart.
If an apocalypse hits I can survive at least 5 years and create electricity with minimal scavenging
During most time people weren't on the verge of famine all the time, a lot of the time they didn't increase taxs because whatever they could tax out of them wouldent be worth the unrest, they were fully able to expand taxes in times of war or if they had a good reason
We genuinely do have a computer in our palms that we can lookup how to do basically anything.
Medieval peasants definitely didn't have that
Which doasen't make you smarter
My knowledge of intristic things about the very things he lives in, make me much more likely to survive longer than him
being smart isen't knowing a lot of thing
Dude, they literally were constantly balancing Famine and Growth. Wars were fought over fertile farmland specifically so people wouldn't have to work so hard to make it through winter
It gives one access to knowledge if they want to learn.
"Smart" is defined by how knowledge is applied and how quickly it's absorbed.
just watched an old guy trying to swat away an anime filter like a fly
Atleast to my understanding
Dude, my knowledge of Soap and how to make it alone makes me straight up one of the most powerful people of their time.
Like deadass
But I also have a pantry with enough food to survive on for 3 years if the world ended today.
I could board up my house in a zombie apocalypse and stay inside. If the barricades held, I would just have to go on the roof to toss away sewage
I know basic medical skills that anybody else who's in the military knows, and I could literally teach top level classes in medieval Europe
Shit due
If you know anything about Bacteria alone
I define smart as how well people interact with the world around them with their given information, someone who is smart can very much adapt to a new time
Lotta people would die just from bad oral and food hygiene
Exactly bro
I'm not saying that people from the past were stupid
I'm saying that we as humans right now
are just smarter as a whole.
Like deadass
But that's not what smart mean
I’m 50 years old and old school boy scout.
Learned a lot of things that are now banned in the scouts
if you grew up in medival time youd be just like them
Smarter and Adaptability are two different things.
Smarter isen't someone who know a lot
like if you were in medival time whatever knoweldge you think you know you wouldent be able to prove because you dont understand it fully
Yea if I grew up in medievel times I'd be like them because thats how society works what the fuck are you even arguing here.
Like actually
🥀
while smart people of their time invented concept out of thin air while you cant understand them now with education
Oh
You mean "Are you smart enough to make changes:
I mean yea, probably
I'm a naturally explorative person
No, smart has in someone who is smart, do you not know anyone who is smart bright or quick how no matter you call it
someone who doasent just know thing but actually take out information of thing very quick, who just naturaly has the answer the everything even in domain that was never in before
Dude, I can adapt to the battlefield on all 7 continents in less than a day and can fire a hundred different weapons systems that would leave the average medieval peasent completely flabbergasted.
A yes because you own missiles, and if i threw you in medival time youd just be able to build them
I would be able to build blackpowder rifles yes.
Because that is a skill I have taken the time to learn and research
🥀
id like to see you try for endless hour to mix wood ashes and animal fat trying to make soap, just to be told everyone know what soap is allready
You woulden't
i would
it might explode
youd just shove powder in a hole and wounder why the bullet didn't go straight
sean know a lot about bullet
he had it very deep in his brain
anyway this conversation is getting stupid and heated
no need to talk to someone who think he is oh so mighty and genuinantly knows everything
i am oh so mighty
I don't know everything
Bro the hyperbole
and genuinely know everythin
you act like you do, would you even know how to get your hand on black powder in 800
I like guns a lot.
ask me something ill answer
I know a guy on here who owns a rocket launcher
😭 (it's not operational anymore tho)
even if you convinced a king that you could solve all of his issue and he trusted you
Yea, Charcoal, Sulfur and Saltpewter
would you be able to get your hand on black powder
SALTPETER
All of which was actually in relatively decent supply
sulfur was used for a variety of things
charoal is easy to make
and Saltpeter is decently easy to make as well.
Saltpeter is a fertilizer
I dont beleive it for a second anyway let's stop this debate since your probably also the kind of guy who think he could take a bear in a fight
Chinese invented black powder what? 3000 years ago?
9th century?
and who think he could just rip a gun out of someone hand then grab him hostage to shoot all his friend
I think?
Yet that's not gunpowder, or the high explosives used in rpg's either
Yea like fucking bro doesn't think Modern humans can just...acquire knowledge
like knowledge gets lost to the sands of time
Bro probably thinks we couldn't build the pyramids rn
My lip is like super cut up
He didn't bring his skill books😭 so he didn't level up
Aliens and dwarves built the pyramids
On god and genuinely do some basic level research about the average Intelligence Level of Humanity and it's rise through the ages.
In crab costumes
bro beleive that if he was teported to the medival age he would be come a lord with his great intelect and knowledge but he would just die of starvation because non of his skill would be of value to anyone
Ffs bro, you act like it's a magical talent to learn and teach basic pesticides and modern farming techniques
A PLOW
DUDE DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD A MODERN PLOW IS?
yeah but plows are labour intensive to make
let's stop the debate here it's not going anywhere, your also gonna try to convince me you also know the exact way a tank work and you could build one with some metal and gunpowder and a few artisan
Yea bro keeps pushing the bar back because he has no fucking defense
There is no debate. you have no fucking point
It's just me thrashing you
Your defense is literaly " yeah i could "
my two goats arguing
I'd 💯 bring my boomsticks back in time, even if all the rounds I have are what I have. I think I'd have enough to be the new king
And your defense is literally "Nuh uh"
i could also say that if I was william the conqueror in 1066, i would have conquered all of the british ilse then france
You asked "Do you even know how to make black powders?"
and I literally spouted the basis for it.
Soap?
does anyone know a mod that fixes the controller support
uh pass
Fucking yea
Bend a sheet of metal from 0 degrees to 45 degrees over the course of 3 feet
point down
Want me to talk about my vast knowledge of tempering that I'm sure any blacksmith could pick up?
on my plough shit
Exactly do you know how good a modern plow is compared to that?
me when i have sticks and stones
my bones are broken
most people wouldnt have even been using these
Exactly
That's because the scatter method was MASSIVE during that time, and handplowing was cheap and people were in abundance.
quick google shearch show that saltpeter isent just something you can ask and find, and exept if you specificly knew how to do it and have done it better, youd fail to get your hands on it
even worse is the act of making good powder that actually shoot, and not something that just burn rly fast
if you were teleported in medival time with your knowledge, youd at BEST make something they allready know how to do in a slighly worse form because you barely have any idea what your doing
Literally one google search.
So you had to search it, in medival time good luck doing that
your telling me rn i throw you in medival time
youll just be able to do all the element super easely
then just do it it's that simple
then just do a gun like bro so easy
then have it shoot corectly just that simple
Dude it is not that hard to piss on grass and fucking seperate the compounds via dillution.
like be deadass right now
I'd have to fucking sort out maybe a dozen samples before getting a good constant mixture
it wouldn't be any assault rifle but anybody with enough knowledge could make a musket
Fucking literally
considering it take a few month, if whoever you found to finance your bs didn't have you throw to the gallow for scamming youd be lucky
gotta use the plough money 🤑
Fun fact: there's no ancient mass burial sites near ancient battlefields. Specifically because back then, everything was recycled, including the bodies. Besides being stripped of valuables, the bodies were carved up for livestock feed, and bones ground down for fertilizer.
Famous descriptor in poem: "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread"
As well for example, after the battle of Waterloo, for awhile, dentures were known as "Waterloo teeth" in England because of the fact that they were often made from real human teeth taken from the battlefield
oh yeah because you just know the exact proccess by head, you also know how to work metal with medival tool
the process has not particularly changed
MOTHER FUCKER I LITERALLY KNOW HOW TO HEAT METAL AND BEND IT WITH A HAMMER YES
I TOOK CLASSES IN ORDER TO DO THAT
yeah sure you do it's just that simple
it is literally that simple
who tf is claudia
My friend
can you make a metal gear that is solid?
My favorite example is that crazy fun Brit who built submachineguns in his shed with parts from a hardware store
I told her I'd be asleep after dinner
хто игрулькать пойдет в проджект
Mmm probably, I'd have to cast it
i started doing it my backyard with bricks charcoal a leaf blower a hammer and a bit of rebar
can a commicaly long sword
like size of the white house in heigh
like something you need a levies system to pool
using the gunpowder and plough money to make really long swords
if i had a forg and if it's aparently just that simple, id be making super long sword
It really is that simple btw
I bought a nice cheap 250usd furnace awhile back for my scrap copper that gets to 1250c
if you can convince anyone to buy it
воробей погна поигрулькаем
Behold buglar, meat the Joyause 2.0, exept it's not charlemagne sword and it's just a sword with 6 edges and 3 branchess
I'll just go back in time and get rich by selling some miracle tonic scam instead
you dont need to go back in time
"Hey your majesty, I know your stick in the ground plows work, but.....trust me when I say I can speed your farming times up by over 80% and you basically never have to replace the blade, only the cheap wood frame every like, 10 years"
you can just sell shilajeet or something
"I only need one test run to prove it"
Snakeoil baby soothing curealls for everything from teething to curing cancer
Execute this man, he's a french spy
"I need a sheet of Metal, about 1/3 a meter high, and a meter long"
local lord hires strange blacksmith
" your madgesty, i found out that blood is actually good and that people die when you make them bleed "
"Conquers all of europe because his people actually have time to do things other than try to fucking survive"
" and that actually, their isent a balance between good ammount of bleed and bad ammount of bleed, you shouldent bleed yourself "
if you could go with a backpack for medieval times, what would you put in it?
Oh shit
heroin
Actually, I have a giant book of knowledge HAHA
like basic knowledge
it's like
900 pages
jagermeister white monster and an encyclopedia
i think i know that one
Has 30,000 wife's and becomes the father of one quarter of the population
and that book that tell you how to rebuild civilization from the ground up
one for restoring civilization?
of just, everything relating to simple things from the 1800s to early 2000s
i think id bring yeast with me actually
id bring tone of wine and id burry them
Literally yea
clever
then when i come back ill dig it up
i heart selling cheap alcohol to serfs
Imagine getting bit by a rattlesnake in the 1800's
thats the problem thos, i would have that book if i had the money
I unironically would bring my alcohol making books
id bring white monster and jagermeister
They're already written back then tho
start up a monestary and just hire monks to do it
Is this game supposed to be so slow?
and a red hot iron in your ass for illegaly brewing
Harder
hai chat!
Get the book if you ever get the money dude
🗣️
you have it?
All the things I've said I know?
Daddy gets what daddy wants
Someone tell me what to do in this game please me and my 5 friends are lost.
You can increase the speed tho, as well as pause
I'm so confident because I did nothing but fucking read it for like an entire week straight
LMAO
i would bring some weed seeds with some high thc to fry up the peasants
i heard it make you learn a few thing but that it talk more about fancy thing than thing youd actually be able to do rn
this gives me an idea
tobacco seeds
I read half of a book about bismark and now i talk about him like im an expert
Either u become a new king or get burned for witchcraft
It has modern luxeries, but it also teaches things from a ground up, EMP scenario
win win
where electronics aren't really an option for a long time
" Yes actually bismark was homophobic and anti semetic, which is actually quite commun for the time "
Ever grown a plant? Bring a bunch and try one at a time if not
It deadass teaches you how to straight
BUILD a Plow
by hand
Like a full plow
rigging and everything
for both Oxen and Horses
doas it teaches you how to train crows to steal money for you?
ill consider buying that book yeah maybe
No that was a certain place I can't speak of or I'll be banned
🥀
so i can go back to doing tomfoolery in my garden
if i knew how to do it id be building trebuches
I got a ticket years ago, and the class to remove the points had a step by step picture tutorial on how to roll a joint during the drug and alcohol portion. I was laughing too hard
like that anoying ass neighborg who keep YELLING and throwing EVERYTHING around at 3 am
LMAO
yup, the one thing I'm really confident
trebuchet right up his window
Yes btw
doas it teaches how to do trebuchet
Rushing it leads to death
Uh no, but it should be fairly easy to figure a trebuchet out with other things in the book
like building the averge mega slingshot is fun, but it cant siege something
catapult?
Yea something like that
that neighborg isent gonna like it
me neither because it's an apartment
and he lives upstair
but if i cant catch sleep neither should he
Welp.. if you fuck it up, atleast the weight will be enough that you won't be around to worry about it after
and it's not an off case almost EVERY NIGHT for 2 month
the whole building is telling him to shut up through the wall
you hear people threatening to kill him all the time
yet he continues
No shame just waking up everyone
Making terroristic threats is a criminal offense typically tho no?
And noise ordinances do exist as well
thos i keep hearing my dad talk about how he is gonna kill him
one time i heard him yell " MAGGOT " at 3 am
tf2 ahh insult
Doing the same thing over and over expecting different results is definitely insane
and i do mean the french version of maggot, like the same tf2 line in the french version
i think everyone as lost their mind in that apartment due to the lack of sleep
insult message on the wall every day
and it's not even a shitty neighborhood
thats probably not helping what is likely schizoid-effective behavior
oh yeah to my understand he is a veteran who completly lost it
I would recommend police intervention, even if called in as a welfare check.
I don't play with mentally unhinged people. I know how quickly a throat can be slit
his wife burnt half of the drive ways once
like i met him he is like super short and frail like a stick
we all called on him hundreds of time
the police as bigger fish to catch than someone yelling about how we are all losers at 3 am
even the landlord doasent care
Escalate to the next level of authority then. Whether directly mailing/phoning a superior at their office, or a representative within your local government asking why they are failing the community
Intervention can save lives
their is absolutly no one who has the power and who cares at the same time
as far as they are concerned it's just some dude waking everyone at night
And noise isn't worth dying/killing over. Yet people screaming "I'll kill you" in an apartment is terroristic threats
i think it's a big word, it's what i would call working class people being mad at being waken up
The way I understood what you were saying is that this person is who is screaming all these horrible things and waking people up?
No, he is screaming other people are threatening him, and sometime he threaten back
all day all night
kicking the floor like a child and throwing furniture around
Ahh rough either way on multiple parties counts
super random, but if you want to read my Essay, I printed it in my Discord.
It's a brief 1,000 word summary of Medusa's story compiled from the original texts.
sometime life throw a crazy veteran at you and you have to put background music in your headphone for the next few month to sleep
good thing im not working cuz i would have gotten mad to to be waken up by hime
this chat got goffy me talking about my stupid apartment
It's genuinely worth it to just not get angry and laugh at em
Yet I also like to live by the philosophy of "walk softly but carry a big stick" just in case too
yes because him going from being hated to being disregarded as a freak will surely calm him down
I wish i had a pet monkey
Legitimately it's crazy effective
Average Zomboid Enjoyer
real
You don't want to cleanup all the poop
then you are completly drunk and you fall on your back and die
I too like to know how mentally ill some men are.
Hey now, I lick windows because I enjoy the texture. I'm not mentally ill necessarily
Fun Fact: YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO MAIL ORDER PET MONKEYS
LIVE MONKEYS. Shipped via UPS.
This was a thing in America at one point
Thankfully animal abuse isn’t as socially acceptable nowadays.
Lookup chimp boxing
You could also ship children at one point
Yeah it was a "Monkey in a cup"
Send them to grandma's in a cardboard box
Tiny little money, in a cup. with just enough food to MAYBE survive delivery.
If we had internet back then, you'd see all kinds of unboxing video's of tiny monkeys freaking out and jumping at people when the box was openend
They really should bring back mail order full auto firearms tho
No need. cash n' carry websites exist.
You can buy a .50 calibur sniper rifle online right now for the right price
That's semiautomatic tho..
I have answer about the misterous blood in the toilet and sink
Bump stocks are legal to own. It's only illegal to install them onto the gun
it was just my little brother who had a nose bleed in the middle of the night
Force reset triggers exist
Do it yourself you bum
Bump stocks aren't full auto, they don't even change how semiautomatic work in any capacity
Not full auto..
point is: getting what U want is easy. Just need the moolah
The only thing stopping you from getting everything for cheap and easy is morality and money
The closest thing, dubiosly legal too
I want 1200rpm full automatic mail delivery to my door. Without having to pay for a tax stamp
I want cool as revolved delivered to my door
Fake ass answer
Whose
Ill Joe really is ill
have 1200 rpm of mail
Fun fact : PZ is actually gouvernemeny propaganda trying to prevent you from drinking and driving and gambling
congrats youve been hired by the atf
ATF will do that for you when you try to order a 1200 rpm
Need is irrelevant to rights. My right to bear arms isn't defined by a need.
Yet coyotes and NA cougar live round these parts too, besides the human factor. 1200rpm of hollowpoints to prevent overpen stops any potential home invasion real quick
@raw rock
Huh
Except I do know how electricty works ngl
It was a vital part of my job in the military
🥀
:D including me?
screw you make me a nuclear powered reactor that shoot lazer
like yk where the steam goas normalyh
well make so that shoot a fucking lazer
You especially.
right at the sky
Do electrons flow from positive to negative or negative to positive?
Whats a good way of describing electricity to someone
i am terrible at explaining
Erm erm
erm
Ha
Lmao
Conventional theory < modern theory superior
What people see as "Positive and Negative' Might not be that
if i had a lot of batteries would i gain super human strenght
We gonna rock down to electric avenue
Because of the Prevelance of AC in modern electronics
I got to make it higher
if i ate a lot of battery and putted my finger into someone eye would it shock them to death
Electricity just exists. The sparky bits is them exchanging. We measure potentials between and try not to become apart of the circuit
Conventional Model better
🥀
Cope
It's just that easy
Noli tomorrow
Nah spicy pixies flow how they flow rather than how we think they flow
B43 tomorrow
They move how I tell them to move
and that's from positive side to negative side
:C
Zonbie Tomorrow
They don't wanna be bad
Zombide tomorrow
@raw rock tell me, what do i need to do so that me sticking my finger in someone eye will shock them to death
Zomboide tomorrow
Zombine Tomorrow
Worldwide nuclear conflict tomorrow
5 million cigarettes
500 cigarettes
how about 10?
My public execution tomorrow
million
Even better
i calculated my dad as smoked a little over 657 000 in his life
The horror.
why cant he shock people to death
Let’s see
I see them.
Also yes
he smoke 40 a day
I know that technically
2 packs
It's backwards
since he was 16
Zombai
and he is 55 now
So 300 a month
🥀
The Zonbie is here

That funny moment when, your device is disconnected but being powered by a shorted ground to the face of the device through ceiling grid at 5vdc.
Electrons don't care how they flow from the negatively charged pole to the positively charged pole, they're just gonna find any route they can
i overcalculated his age
Me when I stick it somwhere it doesn't belong
(The spicy pixies feel tingly down there)
Wtf
what
I suck at mental math
Toasters don't go on their side and are not ment to warm slices of pizza
What if i do that
So 1800 a year
Keep an eye on it. If it catches fire put it out, and if it laughs shoot it
i agree
14x40
I said 10 cigs
a little more than 500K
You're wrong, Sulfuric Acid!
I mean
i wouldent even consider that a smoker
hai sean
Good morning guys how is everyone doing today
Insert pulverized baby imagine
Me when I work at a weld shop and I see my fellow welder filling his gas station paper cup with flammable gas:
around that
gud
Kk, I made my speculation on about 10 cigs
and he is 55
Moustach
i remember one time i answered on speak near my friend
and they acted shocked hearing his voice
what is he wearing on his head
because it's obviously smoker voice x20
Hat
Sigma
hai echo
Yoyo
also my teacher alway's accused me of smoking and often shearched me because they genuiantly could not imagine my parent smoking leave this much of a smell on me
Does it stack with a dry throat?
How much is a pack of his cigarettes? If they're 10usd/pack, that's 7300usd a year
it was way lower when he started
I had to sit in a house full of smokers and I about died
rn the price is 11
Dojiento pesos
I used to hold my breath as a kid to no die
I'm sensitive to smoke I suppose
that's how much he would have spent on ciggarete
Dollars?
I make my own cigarettes. 80usd tube packing machine from "Tops", and various bags of premium pipe tobaccos. Costs me 1.25usd a pack roughly plus time involved
Euro?
smoker l4d2
Strongest smoker of today vs strongest smoker of history
Bro do be rich
Coffee and Biscotti
Those mfers ate meth candy and didn't know what a filter was
everytime we go to a restaurent we have to spend 5 minute outside before entering so he can smoke and five minute outside before leaving because he daosent smoke while driving
Meth candy?
Lookup tanker chocolates
Are you talking about Pervitin?
Claudia Sheinbaun?
Imagine the horror
I mean odor
I smoke when extremely stressed
That's one of the names it's been under, but it's been utilized for a long time, besides other substances

I believe that Adderral originated from Pervitin
Yesterday I saw my first two episodes of the mentalist
Not real schokolad either, just a nickname for Pervitin
I can’t smell cigarette anymore
I’ve spent more of my life smelling it than not doing so
I actually can't smell most things anymore
I've got a sensitive schnozz
It’s like that horse smell
I can’t smell it anymore
I liked the smell for some reason
I can smell garbage bad enough to make me gag
Also I start coughing if I smell cigs
I'm desentized from smell of shit after years of shitting in an outdoor crapper
Shit is ehh, daily thing, no reason to react badly
Me when smelling pepper being dried in a pan
Eyeballs disappear
My eyes don’t cry anymore
Lol
I used to get out of the house because how the coughing and eyes itching were killing me as a little kid
Horseflies belong in hell
how ish uus
Mosquitoes
Wasps
Ticks
Larvae
Flu
Pool ticks
The flu always gt me like
I almost never get sick
I always have my nose closed tho
Idk how to say it
Like when you can’t breathe properly
I couldnt breath for the first month of the summer
Now I can sometimes breath
I always liked the smell of cattle cuz I found it funny how girl hated it
My country should be geologically displaced to a better point
44 degrees Celsius on my state
Like your sinuses are puffed up?
My sinuses puff up alot
I like it because camel smell
Like artificial?
I really hate the cleaners smell
Yeah
I cough real bad
I just like this one bar of soap called jabon zote
The smell is addicting
Like, not kidding
Chilling bruv 
wanna hang?
Real
I almost never go to bakeries but the not many times I go, I love the smell of the freshly baked bread
Mornings are usually a tad busy 
Their should be more femboys in France imo
awwww
well
Baguette
There should be no France
Delete France.
Bolillo looks easier to sandwich
The thing I hate about phones is how holding them makes my right pinky numb
That’s why I took the regular iPhone 16 and not the pro max
I don’t need a phone that doasent hold on my hand
Super light
I used to have one
It used to even have a little wristband
It saved my last phone from a LOT of hits
Till my cat ripped it off lol
It once fell from like 2.5 meters and just a crack in the protector
Awesome
Yes
Alright I should sleep now
Good sleep, man
Where’s my doctor who friend i wanna talk about why tf billie piper just showed up out of nowhere
the spells in question
the morning pee be like that
split stream
Triple stream
French 
Scal and Exo mechs are done
Killed Scal first cause for some reason she's a lot easier than the mechs, gonna start building post moonlord boss shrines later
have you ever played zomboid with your life on the line while having a bunch of beans in your mouth well this is called dark bean psychology

Sure, just gimme a link, I'll take a look
Kapow
worm
apparently megan 2 came out
hai zee
problem?
shai hulud
exo mechs are cancerous in calamity infernum multiplayer
grrr
A lovely town in UK
Pow haha
remember to make your future kids read berserk for the character development
kapow
Pow haha
playing DD2 and finding out I can't carry over the trinkets I found
Make them play DD1 on Stygian and tell them its on the easiest difficulty
that's psychological abuse bruh 😭 (i assume it's the hardest difficulty)
it is lmao
everything hits harder and tanks harder
you can't have more than 10 heroes dead else its instant game over
damn
you only have 75? in-game weeks to kill the final boss or its also a game over (every adventure = 1 week)
i'd beat it in 20 mins easy
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
aint stygian just darkest but with a timer and death count

it's not that much harder, if you aren't doing bank memes
granted I've seen people finish the campaign with 40+ deaths
notably are these effects
All enemies have increased health (+20%) and have higher crit chances (+3%). Stress will also be more common.
Hero upgrade costs are doubled.
there are also other effects, but these ones are the major ones
its a barely noticeable effect if you have a proper team
damage stacking go brrr
it's so nice of red hook to give you a decent team for the ruins, real shame if you lost the PD and had none in the stagecoach

Pd is so op in dd1, best hero there is and every other team without her feels weak
DoT cleanse saves you so much grief
and plaguing the most annoying ranks in the same attack, yeah
PD good
stun on both back rows + powerful blight that also has a high chance of inflicting it + Small healing with DoT cleanse
she's the whole package
now if only the workshop wasn't so horny
Dd? More like pp
the amount of horny mods in the game is surprising
there's a class mod I really like but wont openly shill because honkers
Its a dungeon game, so not really
at a glance, you'd expect people to be making like cool or edgy characters
no, they made horny
brothel probably gave em ideas
them modders got afflicted with Deviant tastes
ehe
gotta face the horror every week? sure lmao I wont judge you for wanna bury your face in tiddy at every chance you get
GET OUT
hey that's what the madame of the brothel told me last week
That was a dayca-
hi i am kinda new here can someone tell me whats the best way to learn the game because i can barely survive one day i always die due to silly things
just practice combat
I've had a highwayman banned from gambling, drinking and carousing at the same time
It's completely normal
dont stand still duriung fights, i always walk backwards
I could fix him, but actually ideal negative traits
🟣Trial by fire. Learning is the fun part, don't make someone else do it for you.
You can fiddle with sandbox settings if the game is just too tough. Have you played the tutorial? If not, do so, and ignore most of it.
yeah i have played the tutorial i do make progress every new game but i always die due to silly things got stuck and zombie came was isolating a fight then suddenly looked back a hoard was behind me should i try multiplayer
to improve
Conga line
like no shit
its a meta strat
make the zombies do the conga while you smack the front one
ts crazy
pz server always wildin fr
Minions.
Tonight we steal all the tiddys
tintin pfp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its not an easy game when you are learning the combat system. fences and windows cause the zombies to be vunerable to critical hits however they can leg rush you and knock you over
tintin et le crabe au pinces d'or i think?
if your new id reccomend playing on b42 so you can also learn the new stamina and muscle strain system, since thats going to be in the stable build
and its alot more tedious than b41
i think it's the part where tintin and the captain accidentally crashed in the middle of the moroccan desert
b42 is just b41 but slower





i have seen guides that was the number one advice use fences to your advantage i am learning to use it
🟣MP is likely to just be jank due to how the internet works
Just do your best, Mrp believes in you.
And yeah, dying tragically is normal for the first decent while. So long as you take note of what got you killed, you'll learn to apply that knowledge and maybe take a bit longer to die next time
dont think it matters as long as you have the fundamentals down

the real kicker in b42 is randomized zombie speeds and senses
yes finally a tintin fan like me
B42 didn't affect my laptop's performance thankfully, it has a 10th gen i3 with integrated graphics
The tanks/front liners in this run is weird
tintin was my childhood bruh
You gotta die
Leper makes sense, but I somehow made Runaway with 71 max hp
I'm referring to combat pacing
thats more than Leper's
b42 was supposed to be more optimized across the board
oh
why
same strat just taken a bit more slowly
dont be afraid to die
You learn with every mistake you make
just play the game and learn from your mistakes
you will die anyway so embrace it
i remember attracting a whole horde in a house upstairs and i got eaten alive in a bed room
how long is a run in dd2
Those Veteran tags look so lovely!
i mean yeah it makes sense
it would be cool if they add new death animations
I lost count, I've been at this for around an hour now
I got turned off cause relationship system, I'm incentivized to keep the same team
instead of ya know
mixing and matchng throughout the run
I still don't understand how relationships work
Delayception
a mention a day keeps the bows away
You look at a person, you talk to them, realise you fw each other and become notorious war criminals together
in the current run, I have both Occultist and Runway be hopeful of each other
twice
I have no idea how or why, but they became hopeful x2
Magic
so far from how I've notice things, Relationships only last in the current run I think? So every new run it resets, tho thats probably cause I haven't been able to kill the boss yet
no idea if that changes anything
for genchats crimes
Real
Be like me and hang around for six months without saying a word then start chatting when the xp system gets booted
Booted?
Holy fuck it's missplums
Mmm not the right word
I missed you
Man
Mb gng 🥀
You know what i want
A smiley face sticker gif that just rotates in circles in a loop
Idk why
I just feel like it
Conversing with the elder gods
Oh and recovering from spinal surgery
So basically the same thing
Yes
I gotta like.. sit out in the sun sometime 🤣
My arms are like 5 shades darker than the rest of my body, past the elbow it goes from brown to paper white 
I am feeling rizz
Family is on the job, wouldn’t work. Besides I’m already paid for it and would owe the day anyways
Would be nice though
get a new family
This one might just work
independantly wealthy ones
I don’t understand how this is the only server out of the 100 I’m in that I get strange, random, friend requests. Always by members who haven’t ever chatted here 
hai chat
Leave me alone!
My account ain’t that nice
hai lou
Hello
how ish uus
hello lou
I stared getting bit by fleas last night and said “well it can’t be THAT bad”
I hate that decision THE ITCHHHH
They bit me maybe 30 times
They're only an axe though
dogs?
Uh
Stray cats. I guess the summer heat is making them things multiply, or maybe it’s from years of strays being in the area
Lou now has the plague
I'm honestly surprised that there aren't any mosquitos here right now
They are a vet to my eyes
Delulu

I SEND THE THUNDER FROM THE SKY I SEND THE FIRE RAINING DOWN
What's the temp where you are?
C/F?
i shall play this game someday
yeah i fucking hate fleas
i dont have the money!
worst fucking biters
fleas suck, coming from experience
used to have them for one summer too
because of our dogs
i had quite a few bite marks at any given time
It averages around 33-36 C
That’s about 90-98*F
On a good day in the summer you’ll be lucky to find it 29C
am Zzzz now ciao all
I have a fan on one side of the bed, an ac on the other, the air is circulating like a winter storm
I am cold
Thicker blanket is a must






