thing is, he has many times
#general_chat
dim cloak
neat moat
tell him how it made you feel
dim cloak
such as him apologizing for "treating me as his soldier, not his son" for my childhood
dim cloak
tell him how it made you feel
I tried to. He thought I was upset that he asked a question.
hence the gaslighting
gilded bridge
Before now or before that time?
frail shadow
loser
dim cloak
Before now or before that time?
before now
raw rock
The Military
gilded bridge
Because I choose to get out for a woman
Get out of what?
raw rock
Ye
frail shadow
and you’re american ?
raw rock
Yea
frail shadow
yikes
raw rock
What about it?
neat moat
Castle doesn't have much of a leg to stand on
raw rock
Lmao
gilded bridge
Because I choose to get out for a woman
Lmaoooooooo simp
dim cloak
She cheated on me right after I got out
oh damn
gilded bridge
She cheated on me right after I got out
frail shadow
Castle doesn't have much of a leg to stand on
i have like 2
raw rock
I will never again trust women for this reason btw.
raw rock
Like it has physically altered my brain chemistry
frail shadow
you won’t trust all women because one cheated on you ?
frail shadow
technically 4
you are so right
dim cloak
you won’t trust all women because one cheated on you ?
he never said thay
you're just assuming that
raw rock
No, because she did it after me telling her that I was getting out was costing our future family 70 Grand
gilded bridge
you won’t trust all women because one cheated on you ?
Bro I won't trust any human because one betrayed me
gilded bridge
No, because she did it after me telling her that I was getting out was costing o...
70k a year or just 70k?
raw rock
The Army was my entire lifes work, and my dream, and all I had to do was stay in
raw rock
70k a year or just 70k?
70k lump
dim cloak
The Army was my entire lifes work, and my dream, and all I had to do was stay in
yeah. very fucked up of her
raw rock
🥀
frail shadow
joining the army is like becoming a stripper but for lonely men
raw rock
LMAO
gilded bridge
yeah. very fucked up of her
Cheating is fucked up as is
But this is some twisted shit
raw rock
Plenty of married men join the military
bronze moat
What about it?
Consider this “advice from someone who knows”:
don’t join the military for emotional reasons. Get the emotional stuff sorted out first.
You know how you should never go shopping / gambling / dating while “hungry” or “emotional”?
Same here. You want a decision like this to be made with clarity as it affects the entire path of your life
raw rock
Consider this “advice from someone who knows”:
don’t join the military for emot...
I uh, joined the Military because it's what I want to do and because it is LITERALLY all I know.
frail shadow
yes , mechanic
raw rock
yes
gilded bridge
Consider this “advice from someone who knows”:
don’t join the military for emot...
I would join the military in a heartbeat if war broke out
Which seems more likely by the day
frail shadow
i very much dislike speaking about it
bronze moat
I uh, joined the Military because it's what I want to do and because it is LITER...
Sounds good then. Keep on keepin’ on
dim cloak
yes , mechanic
I guess it kinda explains the the whole castle thing
dim cloak
i very much dislike speaking about it
fair
frail shadow
it payed well , so
raw rock
But you know we uh, do physical long range walks pretty often right?
dim cloak
if I tried enlisting, I wouldn't even be allowed in due to my disqualifiers of asbergers, depression, nad anxiety
neat moat
The US should declare war on the UK just for you Blaze
raw rock
The US should declare war on the UK just for you Blaze
@low tangle They want me to invade you
bronze moat
I would join the military in a heartbeat if war broke out
Which seems more likel...
I got a buddy who flies an apache. Quite a few registered kills, and he’s never actually been in “war”. Never seen an enemy either. Just fired rockets at a location and watches the horizon get blown up
raw rock
if I tried enlisting, I wouldn't even be allowed in due to my disqualifiers of a...
Just lie 
gilded bridge
I got a buddy who flies an apache. Quite a few registered kills, and he’s never...
A drone fell next to where I live a few days ago
dim cloak
<@1028141319002001518> They want me to invade you
who's thar
frail shadow
when the americans drop the bomb can they at least wait until im at work or some
dim cloak
Just lie <:shrug:1295946836858765362>
I also don't want to join the military
frail shadow
don’t do it while i’m having fun
neat moat
castle wants to die away from his man
raw rock
🙏
frail shadow
yeah drop the bomb when he’s next to me i guess
raw rock
Im not a war monger I just miss the sunset
gilded bridge
I got a buddy who flies an apache. Quite a few registered kills, and he’s never...
Nono I don't want that
I want to be infantry, I want to see people die and I want to know that I caused it
bronze moat
A drone fell next to where I live a few days ago
The mess after drones is crazy.
All the fiber optic lines fall in trees and field’s. Likes like giant spiders pooped everywhere
raw rock
Nono I don't want that
I want to be infantry, I want to see people die and I wan...
Yea baby
I want you in my my unit
I will actually straight up slot request you to the 82nd
fuck around and find out
frail shadow
there are no kill streaks in real life by the way
raw rock
I will force you through airborne
bronze moat
Nono I don't want that
I want to be infantry, I want to see people die and I wan...
Huh….
Interesting take on “why I want to serve”
raw rock
there are no kill streaks in real life by the way
Could have fooled me 💔
frail shadow
people who say stuff like that definitely don’t even have the strength to pick up a rifle
gilded bridge
https://tenor.com/view/wtf-confused-look-gif-24835232
Hey some people have mental illness, I didn't choose to be like this
raw rock
Huh….
Interesting take on “why I want to serve”
Not really that interesting of a take when I was in the 82nd
A lot of people were like that
gilded bridge
https://tenor.com/view/pumpkin-pumkin-no-i-dont-want-that-pumpkin-i-dont-want-th...
Wtf is this gif?
toxic relic
but you're choosing how you deal with it
bronze moat
Not really that interesting of a take when I was in the 82nd
I am aware. Got family in every branch
toxic relic
and wanting to kill people cause you're mentally ill is fucked my man
raw rock
but you're choosing how you deal with it
What are you suggesting he goes around and just murders innocent people on the street?
🥀
gilded bridge
I want you in my my unit
I don't like Americans
toxic relic
lmao theres no logic there
frail shadow
he’s in his edgy phase
raw rock
I don't like Americans
Hey man, thats ok
toxic relic
chat's boring
agile void
I don’t care about fashion but I like seeing people who care about it fight against each other using the weirdest argument
dim cloak
I don't like Americans
they're course and rough
and get everywhere
neat moat
What are you suggesting he goes around and just murders innocent people on the s...
thats exactly what it looks like the military be doing
bronze moat
chat's boring
Needs more Roxy
gilded bridge
and wanting to kill people cause you're mentally ill is fucked my man
I know, that's the whole point
Mental "illness"
raw rock
thats exactly what it looks like the military be doing
Looks and actually doing are two different things though btw
dim cloak
chat's boring
you missed the whole serial killer thing clearly
gilded bridge
he’s in his edgy phase
I wish
toxic relic
I know, that's the whole point
Mental **"illness"**
thats your reality
neat moat
Looks and actually doing are two different things though btw
I dont wanna pull up statistics
dim cloak
I dont wanna pull up statistics
police =/= military
frail shadow
the united states military would never hurt innocents
raw rock
bro the CIA had to step in because of bueracracy over an VBIED when we were leaving afganistan
Oh no
bronze moat
Roxy likes Gura
raw rock
I'm not saying we won't
gilded bridge
he’s in his edgy phase
Been like this since at least (no actually 14)
neat moat
police =/= military
when did cops come into this?
toxic relic
i leave now
tender igloo
i leave now
dim cloak
when did cops come into this?
bc police shootings are common
toxic relic
lmao
neat moat
Sure, but US soldiers have kidnapped and killed civilians. Not including the bombings
but I digress
frail shadow
nuh uh !
gilded bridge
bc police shootings are common
dim cloak
Sure, but US soldiers have kidnapped and killed civilians. Not including the bo...
again. getting too political.
tender igloo
https://tenor.com/view/miami-dolphins-dolphins-fins-up-nathan-lane-birdcage-gif-10866735235543458321
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/miami-dolphins-dolphins-fins-up-nathan-lane-birdcage-gif-...
YOO DUDE
this movie is cinema
dim cloak
i corrected your you're when you typed your before
gilded bridge
I'm going to sleep before I say something that throws me in jail
tender igloo
this movie is cinema
lol i say that shit irl everytime its awkward
frail shadow
we gotta get you off reddit my man
dim cloak
I'm going to sleep before I say something that throws me in jail
pineapple on pizza.
raw rock
We literally got a BOLO for a white truck with 4 blue barrels filled with explosives, and the Airforce refused to strike it down and we watched it trundle down the road at our gate, and eventually the CIA ig went "Fuck it" and blew it up with a drone
raw rock
LMAO
neat moat
If full house even good? I remember watching it but it feels so....
out of touch ig
idk
dim cloak
out of touch ig
it is from the 80s tbf
gilded bridge
pineapple on pizza.
You're going to make me do something that throws me in jail
raw rock
and the Airforce freaked out on us because they though we shot it with a fucking AT4 or 320
LMAO
tender igloo
If full house even good? I remember watching it but it feels so....
is full house that olsen show ? from the gif i posted
neat moat
it is from the 80s tbf
thr 80s wasn't all sunshine and rainbows I bet
dim cloak
You're going to make me **do** something that throws me in jail
see ya real soone
raw rock
very fun convo the FO were having
neat moat
is full house that olsen show ? from the gif i posted
the little girl running yeah
raw rock
🥀
dim cloak
thr 80s wasn't all sunshine and rainbows I bet
idk myself but from what i've heard, it really wasn't.
tender igloo
the little girl running yeah
ya never watched it , not sure
gilded bridge
see ya real soone
Yeah I have like 4 hours to sleep
toxic relic
damn
dim cloak
Yeah I have like 4 hours to sleep
toxic relic
now i wanna watch la cage aux folles
raw rock
Sure, but US soldiers have kidnapped and killed civilians. Not including the bo...
I'm a veteran and I won't argue this btw.
It's just a fact.
toxic relic
I DONT WANT GRACE I DONT WANT PITTYYYYY
dim cloak
k going back to Vintage Story
neat moat
I'm a veteran and I won't argue this btw.
yeah you of all should know
raw rock
I did my fair share of, questionable, actitives
dim cloak
raw rock
Not yk, Massacres or Deliberately bombing people
dim cloak
bye for noe chat
raw rock
But yk, stuff like...stealing cars
and making barricades out of them
well...it wasn't really stealing
It was just borrowing them
frail shadow
im coming for you next time the war is on
raw rock
We gave them a slip of paper
and left the keys in the car
and paid them
but technically, you could say we stole them.
fathom igloo
No, hope this helps
raw rock
im coming for you next time the war is on
Er go for it
I'm not afraid of a Mechanic with Asthma ngl
🥀
frail shadow
quit
neat viper
Do i need a server license to make my server visible on the servers list?
frail shadow
my countries military doesnt really do anything anyways
raw rock
Dw Castle, I will call up your 9Line because we care about everyone in my unit
Er, 9Line is a Medevac Request
if you don't know
IDK what you call it in your country
neat moat
castle is a mechanic?
raw rock
Was
neat moat
professional bum
gilded bridge
No, hope this helps
Hope what helps?
raw rock
I encourage everyone to serve in their nations Military, even if our nations don't align politically
The Military is a great way to make lasting bonds and connections and further your life in most countries
👍
neat moat
I ain't dying for no weapons contractor
gilded bridge
I encourage everyone to serve in their nations Military, even if our nations don...
What about irregular forces?
raw rock
What about irregular forces?
Erm, yea sure but don't blame me if you get hit by CAG
gilded bridge
I ain't dying for no weapons contractor
I dying for no reason I don't mind
tender igloo
Erm, yea sure but don't blame me if you get hit by CAG
can you gift me a , wahts the thingie that makes the cool noise when bombs come and it deletes them in the air
neat moat
I dying for no reason I don't mind
if thats bait thats not how you do it
raw rock
True
gilded bridge
if thats bait thats not how you do it
Not this time
plush cobalt
I got an alert on my watch that gen chat wasn't cool enough & I needed to come make it cooler?
raw rock
The funniest thing in the world to me
plush cobalt
Well I'm here I guess
raw rock
like deadass
funniest thing
is how
Disturbed, the Band, is HEAVILY Anti American Military
Like deadass just watch the music video for Land of Confusion
neat moat
how did you even get that alert Omar
raw rock
but
plush cobalt
I don't know, it was like a red exclamation mark
heavy ivy
OmarAlert v4-3-59.rc
heavy ivy
it's still in beta but we're close
harsh vault
are we talking politics
raw rock
No
plush cobalt
it's still in beta but we're close
Did you modify my watch again 😡
gilded bridge
are we talking politics
Never were
gilded bridge
it's still in beta but we're close
When release?
raw rock
What even are politics?
heavy ivy
Did you modify my watch again 😡
physically? no. but i did convince you in your sleep to type a very specific set of commands into it
lost saffron
touching rock rn
harsh vault
touch grass
plush cobalt
Im making it snow rn
Dandruff got pretty bad huh
lost saffron
no grass
raw rock
touching rock rn
I need to file a restraining order
lost saffron
i eated it all
harsh vault
touch ass
lost saffron
who’s
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/make-it-snow-dandruff-ally-sheedy-breakfast-club-gif-1057...
Iconic scene, iconic character
plush cobalt
She was better pre-makeover ‼️
lost saffron
idk
gilded bridge
Bannnnn
neat moat
Iconic scene, iconic character
It happens when I freshly shave so maybe its the sun
plush cobalt
It happens when I freshly shave so maybe its the sun
Does the fish wear sunscreen
lost saffron
it’s okay bro
gilded bridge
Inappropriate!!!
raw rock
Worst Fatal Flaw 🥀
plush cobalt
My ass is ticklish
Imagine just giving away your weaknesses like this...
raw rock
When I'm in a life or death struggle and bro grabs my ass and says full homo
neat moat
why would I put sunscreen in my hair
gilded bridge
https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-siren-dawg-with-the-light-on-him-sailorzoop-dog-gi...
I don't like this gif
plush cobalt
why would I put sunscreen in my hair
I thought you meant shaved your face
plush cobalt
Typically the warning comes first
I wouldn't shoot someone and then say gun warning
gilded bridge
Typically the warning comes first
Well they're not going to live long enough to complain
neat moat
I wish apps had a built in anti epilepsy feature
lost saffron
it’s so hot out here 
plush cobalt
I wish apps had a built in anti epilepsy feature
Real
gilded bridge
I wouldn't shoot someone and then say gun warning
Why would you warn someone before you shoot them?
plush cobalt
I'm not epileptic but certain flashing things do make me have to look away
plush cobalt
Why would you warn someone before you shoot them?
To be polite
gilded bridge
I wish apps had a built in anti epilepsy feature
How we be trollin then?
harsh vault
why would I put sunscreen in my hair
i thought you were bald
neat moat
I'm not epileptic but certain flashing things do make me have to look away
I mean people can die that way so idk why its not a default
lost saffron
haha bald
gilded bridge
To be polite
You're trying to be polite now?
neat moat
How we be trollin then?
Im pretty sure it can be labeled as a crime
harsh vault
You're trying to be polite now?
omar is always polite
plush cobalt
I mean people can die that way so idk why its not a default
Not trivial to detect. Possible, I think, since I can think of a potential way but idt most things have thought about it
Plus it'd require analyzing every gif & video
gilded bridge
haha bald
If you laugh at bald people you become bald
That's why I'm so terrified of bald people
Hair is the only thing I'm remotely secure about
raw rock
my brother is addicted to broken arrow
plush cobalt
You're trying to be polite now?
I'm always polite, I'm just not nice
harsh vault
omar is nice to me
lost saffron
mmm rock
plush cobalt
Nice to some people
gilded bridge
I'm always polite, I'm just not nice
Er what's the difference?
plush cobalt
If I said “pardon me, would you mind going and fucking yourself?” that would be polite but unkind
gilded bridge
omar is nice to me
Believe it or not, Omar is nice to me too
harsh vault
woah
plush cobalt
Politeness is manners, kindness is being nice
neat moat
Plus it'd require analyzing every gif & video
Can't it just max out a color change speed on the screen for everything?
like a cap
neat moat
long day
harsh vault
woah
neat moat
getting back
gilded bridge
If I said “pardon me, would you mind going and fucking yourself?” that would be ...
I think the use of "fucking yourself" cancels any politeness
harsh vault
whatcha do?
harsh vault
the stuff stuff?
plush cobalt
Can't it just max out a color change speed on the screen for everything?
That'd still be a lot of checking & would slow down render, but as an option maybe
plush cobalt
I think the use of "fucking yourself" cancels any politeness
Not necessarily
gilded bridge
Politeness is manners, kindness is being nice
Kindness is manners
plush cobalt
That was a joking example, but you can still be polite while being kind
raw rock
No
harsh vault
sigh
raw rock
Kindness is yelling "Frag out" when ur solo pushing a building
harsh vault
this chat gets worse everytime i talk here
neat moat
That'd still be a lot of checking & would slow down render, but as an option may...
a lot of checking? Couldn't you just enforce a speed limit, and that wold be all?
gilded bridge
No, kindness is being pleasant
Being mean is ill-mannered
chilly minnow
is it just me or all mod were remove from the workshop ?
gilded bridge
is it just me or all mod were remove from the workshop ?
Just you, check internet connection
plush cobalt
a lot of checking? Couldn't you just enforce a speed limit, and that wold be all...
When programs render things they're doing it N times per second (e.g., 60 fps = rendering 60 times per second). You would need to do a “check” for this—which is not exactly trivial—either every frame or during some subset of those
harsh vault
How curious
what
chilly minnow
@gilded bridge oh I forgot to precise ( for b42 )
harsh vault
oh
gilded bridge
He is implying it's causation rather than correlation
I'm saying she's pointing fingers
Discreetly and subtly
harsh vault
no im not?
gilded bridge
At me
harsh vault
no offense nova, but ur very self centered
surreal mirage
Evening entertainment
harsh vault
i just pointing it out
gilded bridge
Floof vs. Supernova was not on my bingo cards
No, hopefully not
lost saffron
what happened
gilded bridge
She's upset with me
harsh vault
im not upset with you
gilded bridge
But I don't think she's actively against me
plush cobalt
You can't just let me have my free low-stakes entertainment huh
harsh vault
nova
gilded bridge
im not upset with you
You literally just said you were
harsh vault
ur losing it
plush cobalt
Yes... Feel the drama coursing through your veins...
gilded bridge
ur losing it
*lost
harsh vault
Yes... Feel the drama coursing through your veins...
i dont do arguments
neat moat
||👌||
plush cobalt
What if you had to argue with supernova to save everyone in chat
harsh vault
What if you had to argue with supernova to save everyone in chat
would eat him alive
lost saffron
rip chat
plush cobalt
I'm currently dangling over a vat of acid
gilded bridge
would eat him alive
surreal mirage
It'll save me too
harsh vault
OMG
lost saffron
I'm currently dangling over a vat of acid
sorry my bad
harsh vault
@stone meadow IM VETERAN
plush cobalt
Mr Beans said he'll let us go if you entertain us
harsh vault
congratulate me
plush cobalt
Oh the omg wasn't even for us
hardy muralBOT
surreal mirage
plush cobalt
Congratulations we're gonna die
marsh wagon
plush cobalt
Keep my name out of your mouth you accursed robot
hardy muralBOT
surreal mirage
What happens now
gilded bridge
neat moat
death
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinpu...
🧐
We throw a party for you floof
gilded bridge
I meant to check the floofs rank
plush cobalt
🎊 party commenced
hardy muralBOT
plush cobalt
I meant to check the floofs rank
And instead you put me in that vile thing
surreal mirage
Floof actually left
plush cobalt
Oh lmao
surreal mirage
neat moat
committed to the bit
surreal mirage
Peak comedy
plush cobalt
We're NOT throwing another party when she returns
gilded bridge
And instead you put me in that vile thing
Vile is an exaggeration
harsh vault
okay im back
plush cobalt
Vile is an exaggeration
It's not an exaggeration
If I could cast that bot to the pits of hell I would
Rank bots are a scourge
harsh vault
Floof actually left
i wanted the silly rainbow name
plush cobalt
Ohh
gilded bridge
If I could cast that bot to the pits of hell I would
Did it kill your mother or something?
plush cobalt
I do not hate it for its actions, I hate it for its not existence
rain mango
did you know korn is a christian band
harsh vault
IM THE FOURTH GOON
plush cobalt
What
rain mango
korn also has a song calling out homophobia using a miss spelling of the f-slur because people called him it in highschool
harsh vault
@lost saffron whats my gift for being vet
gilded bridge
korn also has a song calling out homophobia using a miss spelling of the f-slur ...
Who?
toxic relic
Korn
harsh vault
@lost saffron im tempted
gilded bridge
korn also has a song calling out homophobia using a miss spelling of the f-slur ...
Sticks and stones
This guy got too much trauma
toxic relic
Bro
gilded bridge
they're a christian progressive band
Ew
harsh vault
stink!
toxic relic
What
plush cobalt
Sticks and stones
This guy got too much trauma
F tier ragebait
fathom igloo
Chat guess who has string cheese
harsh vault
Chat guess who has string cheese
too bad i lactose
surreal mirage
Send a singular string of your string cheese
plush cobalt
Chat guess who has string cheese
The grocery store?
toxic relic
look how rainbow i am
I don't have role colours on
fathom igloo
The grocery store?
Not anymore
harsh vault
aw
toxic relic
Everyone's blue
surreal mirage
I forgor about the rainbow
harsh vault
@surreal mirage does this mean im cooler now that im vet
plush cobalt
Everyone's blue
Da bu dee da bu die
gilded bridge
F tier ragebait
I mean I've been called so many slurs in school, I've been beaten around bullied and molested
And I turned out just fine
Don't let the past hunt me
surreal mirage
<@954342896142798848> does this mean im cooler now that im vet
Vets get 2% more attention from me than non vets
plush cobalt
I mean I've been called so many slurs in school, I've been beaten around bullied...
And just like you're talking about it right now, they made a song about it
fathom igloo
Not anymore
The chances of a woman named Cambrie buying out your local stores stock of string cheese is low but never 0
harsh vault
yippe!
toxic relic
I mean I've been called so many slurs in school, I've been beaten around bullied...
Dude
gilded bridge
it means they believe in god but love everyone regardless of belief and sexualit...
Oh that might be decent, I need to look into it later
rain mango
CHICKEN JOCKEY
plush cobalt
It's an odd one
surreal mirage
Multihit
toxic relic
It's odd but not uncommon which is very unfortunate
harsh vault
nova reminds me of 2023 floof in this server
gilded bridge
Weird illogical conclusions
What's illogical about that?
fathom igloo
Jesus trigger warning
harsh vault
Jesus trigger warning
where is he?!
mellow birch
hey guys
harsh vault
birb!
plush cobalt
nova reminds me of 2023 floof in this server
I figured out who you were before a while back & went ohhh
mellow birch
floof c:
plush cobalt
Hey birb
gilded bridge
nova reminds me of 2023 floof in this server
No way you were like this
fathom igloo
where is he?!
6ft under
harsh vault
I figured out who you were before a while back & went ohhh
yeah.
harsh vault
No way you were like this
i infact was
fathom igloo
My teeth feel unusually sharp
plush cobalt
Hey you're the guy from earlier
Wait where'd he go
The mention thing finally paid off
toxic relic
Memories drifting in and out of my mind, all the little people get left behind, so whatever.
Magic man
Magic man is underrated
gilded bridge
im listening to the song rn
Lol
Sounds like that stonks meme spelling of the f-word
rain mango
harsh vault
i proud of being a yapper
mellow birch
yappers rise up
plush cobalt
It is my greatest shame
harsh vault
vet floof :3
mellow birch
hm uh what's the command again
gilded bridge
i proud of being a yapper
Now we'll never know when you joined
fathom igloo
hardy muralBOT
gilded bridge
This?
hardy muralBOT
plush cobalt
God I just want the bot to explode
mellow birch
yes lol
harsh vault
Now we'll never know when you joined
i originally joined may 2023, got perm banned december 2023, then came back feburary 2025
fathom igloo
God I just want the bot to explode
Same
plush cobalt
I don't just want it dead I want it to suffer 😭
mellow birch
what rank is vet anyways?
harsh vault
25
gilded bridge
i originally joined may 2023, got perm banned december 2023, then came back febu...
That doesn't sound very permanent
mellow birch
level*
harsh vault
That doesn't sound very permanent
i got unbanned
mellow birch
ty floof
plush cobalt
I feel like you've been here forever birb—vet forever—but ig you don't yap as much as others
mellow birch
gn
plush cobalt
Sleep well supernova
slim cove
I just had a great idea
harsh vault
what is it
mellow birch
I feel like you've been here forever birb—vet forever—but ig you don't yap as mu...
yeah ikr
fathom igloo
Sleep well supernova
Ew
slim cove
The drag strip racing area
toxic relic
Birb has a life
lost saffron
<@786604465641095198> whats my gift for being vet
hmmm
mellow birch
which is weird, I talk a lot here
plush cobalt
Birb has a life
You can do that?
toxic relic
A life outside the phone world
gilded bridge
Sleep well supernova
Love you Omar, you too @mellow birch
slim cove
I wanna race
toxic relic
I can't wait to detach from my computer in 2 days
gilded bridge
Polite, not kind 😇
That was kind though
plush cobalt
Love you Omar, you too <@333810016916340736>
I wish you a nightmare and a pissed bed, gn
toxic relic
When I leave society
fathom igloo
Polite, not kind 😇
plush cobalt
That was kind though
Pleasantries aren't kind smh
slim cove
I just need a good car with great braking time fast speed and overall I need good suspension
gilded bridge
I wish you a nightmare and a pissed bed, gn
You said wish, not hope, a wish is something highly unlikely to happen, still kind
fathom igloo
I wish you a nightmare and a pissed bed, gn
See what happens. Now what did you learn?
plush cobalt
Pleasantries are explicitly a marker of politeness
toxic relic
You can do that?
We all can
plush cobalt
See what happens. Now what did you learn?
I've made him stay awake longer. This will decrease his sleep quality slightly
gilded bridge
I wish you a nightmare and a pissed bed, gn
I very much enjoy nightmares
I prefer them to pleasant dreams
plush cobalt
You play the short game, I play the long game
lost saffron
i play the medium length game
gilded bridge
I've made him stay awake longer. This will decrease his sleep quality slightly
Negligible
plush cobalt
We'll see how negligible it is 25 years from now
fathom igloo
Negligible
Why are you still here
fathom igloo
Shouldn’t you be peeing your bed
gilded bridge
Now that you pinged me
toxic relic
You're not forced to be here nova
harsh vault
nova try not to bicker challenge impossible
gilded bridge
You're not forced to be here nova
But they pinged me
lost saffron
fr
toxic relic
The little people on your phone can't control you
lost saffron
toxic relic
Just leave
gilded bridge
Just leave
That's not nice
plush cobalt
When I say goodnight and people reply to respond I simply don't see it because I've already turned my phone off
harsh vault
why cant people be so humble like the floof
toxic relic
I get pinged while working and I just ignore it
gilded bridge
I cry myself to sleep now
toxic relic
That's not nice
?
gilded bridge
Sleep well
Thank you, have a nice day
mellow birch
notifications are off on my phone
toxic relic
Yeah go sleep
mellow birch
I check it when I feel like it for social media
gilded bridge
notifications are off on my phone
Same
fathom igloo
Boooo
plush cobalt
I have notifs on but it's always on silent
lost saffron
why cant people be so humble like the floof
hi floof
plush cobalt
I finally freed myself from YouTube notifs by taking away the permission
mellow birch
not always!
lost saffron
how are you
plush cobalt
Well, telling someone to leave when they don't want to isn't nice
But you do want to
mellow birch
I've missed you a few times
plush cobalt
You explicitly announced wanting to lol
lost saffron
damn
gilded bridge
But you do want to
Who says so?
toxic relic
I finally freed myself from YouTube notifs by taking away the permission
Dude no fucking way you had youtube notifs on
gilded bridge
You explicitly announced wanting to lol
When?
fathom igloo
mellow birch
yes always if I can and I know you want to talk tho c:
toxic relic
My primary task when opening a new application is settings > notifs > disable all
gilded bridge
yes always if I can and I know you want to talk tho c:
Use bird emojis, you're wasting potential
toxic relic
I will not take part in the attention economy
mellow birch
I do sometimes
plush cobalt
Wise, I only do that if they try to get my attention too much
lost saffron
give me attention
lost saffron
im a prime consumer of attention
plush cobalt
YouTube didn't used to but I noticed it started creating a notification in response to me unlocking my phone which felt unclean
toxic relic
So many slop notifs
Cowabummer man
harsh vault
we asking for attention?
gilded bridge
Okay chat died enough, I sleep now
harsh vault
can i has some
lost saffron
sure
harsh vault
yay
plush cobalt
Hey floof
neat moat
can lice live on 6mm hair?
lost saffron
hi floof
plush cobalt
can lice live on 6mm hair?
I'm not a hair doctor
Is your dandruff causing health anxiety now
neat moat
well I wasn't asking you then was I word man 🤓
harsh vault
well I wasn't asking you then was I word man 🤓
be nice fish boy
fathom igloo
I just wanted to let you know I don't know
Omar not knowing something?
plush cobalt
Omar not knowing something?
There are plenty of things I don't know, like how to admit I'm wrong
But thankfully I've no need to know that
neat moat
I don't know
thanks for the information. Very helpful 👍
gilded bridge
can lice live on 6mm hair?
You'd be surprised how short of hair length they can live on
toxic relic
Lice generally avoid shorter hair
plush cobalt
You'd be surprised how short of hair length they can live on
Bro is NOT asleep
fathom igloo
You'd be surprised how short of hair length they can live on
Why are you still here
toxic relic
That doesn't mean it's impossible
gilded bridge
can lice live on 6mm hair?
They can live on a buzz cut
lost saffron
lice can still live on short hair
toxic relic
You should check for eggs or lice
lost saffron
they just need any hair
toxic relic
Indeed
lost saffron
but they prefer longer hair
mellow birch
man is trying and failing to sleep
gilded bridge
Lice generally avoid shorter hair
Much less likely to get infected
mellow birch
relatable
lost saffron
im so bored aaaaaa
neat moat
That doesn't mean it's impossible
I was curious bc if I ever had tl deal with it, can I just wash it out like 3 times a day and be fine
toxic relic
I was curious bc if I ever had tl deal with it, can I just wash it out like 3 ti...
Uhh shave your fucking head
harsh vault
im so bored aaaaaa
im right here!
lost saffron
im right here!
haiiii
harsh vault
haiiiiiii
neat moat
Uhh shave your fucking head
well yeah but would the washing up the trick
gilded bridge
Uhh shave your fucking head
Doesn't always work
harsh vault
well yeah but would the washing up the trick
wait gurt do you have lice?
lost saffron
how goes the tarkov
narrow rune
There are plenty of things I don't know, like how to admit I'm wrong
I know many things like there have been at least two apples in my possession once
lost saffron
2 rep?
toxic relic
well yeah but would the washing up the trick
Tbh idk, I've always had lice shampoo
harsh vault
yems
lost saffron
peak
harsh vault
Tbh idk, I've always had lice shampoo
i dont even know where to find that stuff
plush cobalt
I know many things like there have been at least two apples in my possession on...
I really thought burying you alive would do the trick
Back to the drawing board
toxic relic
I know jack shit about lice other than what I did when I was a 13 yo boy and had to remove them
lost saffron
i dont even know where to find that stuff
pharmacies usually sell it
harsh vault
oh
narrow rune
I really thought burying you alive would do the trick
I ated all the dirt AND the coffin
Nice try
harsh vault
I know jack shit about lice other than what I did when I was a 13 yo boy and had...
what did you do
harsh vault
i had lice 3 times
neat moat
of couse you did
harsh vault
what do you mean!
toxic relic
what did you do
Shaved head and lice shampoo
lost saffron
ive never had lice
plush cobalt
Nice try
I figured you'd try that so I lined it with poison, which I see was also ineffective
neat moat
furball
plush cobalt
I've also never had lice
harsh vault
:c
plush cobalt
Dandruff is recurring though
harsh vault
last time i had lice i was 10 though
narrow rune
I figured you'd try that so I lined it with poison, which I see was also ineffec...
Seasoning 🤤
harsh vault
now i get fleas
lost saffron
damn
neat moat
Dandruff is recurring though
you traded one master for another
toxic relic
What's the cause of the dandruff
plush cobalt
now i get fleas
Have you considered opening up a market?
harsh vault
What's the cause of the dandruff
dry skin
harsh vault
Have you considered opening up a market?
on tarkov
toxic relic
I'm asking omar
harsh vault
oh
toxic relic
Fair
narrow rune
Have you considered opening up a market?
"Have you considered opening up an illegal flea market?" Is how I start most conversations
plush cobalt
If I just take care of my hair it's a non-issue lol
plush cobalt
"Have you considered opening up an illegal flea market?" Is how I start most con...
Whoa whoa who said anything about illegal
narrow rune
Omar is very not lazy when it comes to attempting to murder me
plush cobalt
Omar is lazy?
Every once in a while I dabble
plush cobalt
Everyone needs a day off
narrow rune
Fuck I forgot the reoccurring joke I did with Omar about some cup of something
plush cobalt
Louis
toxic relic
Slur soup
narrow rune
Oh right cup of Louis
toxic relic
I remember that
narrow rune
Don't talk to me till I had my cup of Louis 🤣🤣😂😂
plush cobalt
Slur soup was separate but also existed
toxic relic
I agree
lost saffron
who’s louis and why do you drink them
narrow rune
Cup of Louis ask Omar
neat moat
the soup made me racist
lost saffron
the can of racist soup
toxic relic
You're the racist
lost saffron
i’m losing it
toxic relic
Not the soup
lost saffron
You're the racist
yeah and i’m gonna win 🏎️ 🏁
neat moat
toxic relic
Ok Lewis Hamilton
lost saffron
im losing it
toxic relic
Go win a race with Ferrari
neat moat
2 points for swearing
plush cobalt
What if I set your house on fire right now
floral fiber
What if I set your house on fire right now
Omar
lost saffron
that would not assist my boredom unfortunately
plush cobalt
Holy
floral fiber
We will set Bean house on fire
plush cobalt
I'm interpreting that to mean you're not home
lost saffron
however if i were to set your houses on fire
plush cobalt
We will set Bean house on fire
First we rob him, then the arson
lost saffron
that would be quite wonderful
lost saffron
First we rob him, then the arson
i don’t have anything to rob
plush cobalt
I think it would be difficult to be bored in a fire
neat moat
First we rob him, then the arson
let's robarson!
plush cobalt
The fear would keep you from being bored
toxic relic
You wouldn't react to your house being engulfed in flames, mr beans?
floral fiber
You wouldn't react to your house being engulfed in flames, mr beans?
Time to test it out
plush cobalt
let's robarson!
Robarson sounds like a surname made up on the spot
neat moat
Robarson sounds like a surname made up on the spot
John Robarson
lost saffron
gurt’s real name
toxic relic
Robarson sounds like a surname made up on the spot
Craig Robarson
floral fiber
Robarson sounds like a surname made up on the spot
Mark robsbanks
toxic relic
Phil Latio
plush cobalt
🧐
lost saffron
Mike hawk
harsh vault
gurt’s real name
fish boy
floral fiber
plush cobalt
How quickly chat can devolve
toxic relic
Dick Tingle
harsh vault
what is the meaning of this
floral fiber
How quickly chat can devolve
Further
neat moat
Ben Dover
vital marten
ooga booga rah rah
harsh vault
who?
floral fiber
what is the meaning of this
Cat
floral fiber
What did you mean by this holy
We could be worse
vital marten
better than ai
floral fiber
if the monster girls enslave us thats ok ig
plush cobalt
The mods decided not to because they wanted to make you specifically sad
rigid turtle
i'd run it over dbd.............
toxic relic
Who needs a fucking server tag
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-346862...
I saw the movie this is from for the first time yesterday
thin wedge
hardy muralBOT
thin wedge
sneeds
harsh vault
why doesn't PZ have a server tag yet
is the person who talks once a month!
rigid turtle
The mods decided not to because they wanted to make you specifically sad
wait
floral fiber
I saw the movie this is from for the first time yesterday
I haven't ever seen it
rigid turtle
what level is veteran again
harsh vault
25
plush cobalt
I haven't ever seen it
I didn't even know what it was from
toxic relic
30
rigid turtle
is the person who talks once a month!
floral fiber
I didn't even know what it was from
plush cobalt
The person introducing me to it said there's an iconic scene coming up & I didn't know why until I saw it
hardy muralBOT
rigid turtle
my passion for The Boid iis unmatched regardless
harsh vault
https://tenor.com/view/xqc-slam-tilt-rage-mald-gif-19082727
i sent u fren request :3c
hardy muralBOT
lost saffron
when do i get my unique role
floral fiber
Never
toxic relic
Omar you've never watched predator?
vital marten
lost saffron
plush cobalt
Omar you've never watched predator?
I have as of yesterday
toxic relic
Sick
neat moat
Omar you've never watched predator?
plush cobalt
That took me a moment
floral fiber
Omar you've never watched predator?
rigid turtle
i sent u fren request :3c
am i that awesome
rigid turtle
u don't even kknow me doe..........
harsh vault
yes
rigid turtle
accepted anyways :p
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/dr-d-yayaya-aw-yeah-dr-disrespect-2time-back-to-back-cham...
Who is this
floral fiber
That took me a moment
harsh vault
floofs approval
vital marten
Who is this
No one now
harsh vault
@lost saffron I HAVE MY BIG SAUSAGE AGAIN
lost saffron
<@786604465641095198> I HAVE MY BIG SAUSAGE AGAIN
PEAK
harsh vault
I MISSED IT
lost saffron
do you still have the other ammo box
harsh vault
the horny ammo?
plush cobalt
Who is this
Streamer and known creep Dr Disrespect
rain mango
only perk of living in florida is the tacos
lost saffron
yes
toxic relic
I saw that, Alien vs. Predator, and Prey
The most recent predator? Literally turned a kids autism into a superpower lmao
I liked the og
floral fiber
The most recent predator? Literally turned a kids autism into a superpower lmao
It's been like a year and a half I think
rain mango
The most recent predator? Literally turned a kids autism into a superpower lmao
predator 1 is directly connected to terminator funnily enough
plush cobalt
The most recent predator? Literally turned a kids autism into a superpower lmao
I haven't seen that one
I liked the OG the best too, although AvP was fun
floral fiber
Wow I can't read lmao
toxic relic
Fair
rain mango
the t-800 is based off the soldier in predator1
rain mango
which is also why its both arnold
harsh vault
Wow I can't read lmao
whats the forbidden text of the day
neat moat
Who is this
A predetor
plush cobalt
And that it was the same one every time and not multiple
neat moat
ho cake
floral fiber
whats the forbidden text of the day
plush cobalt
Really I just knew nothing about the series clearly
harsh vault
damn
lost saffron
what about yesterdays
toxic relic
Really I just knew nothing about the series clearly
Theres an animated anthology that's so fucking good
I forgot the name
floral fiber
what about yesterdays
toxic relic
Glad you locked into the lore
neat moat
Why are you in Florida if you hate it so much cake
toxic relic
neat moat
are the gators worth it?
plush cobalt
I'm going to be lore dumped in the near future bc we probably won't marathon any others in the series
floral fiber
Why are you in Florida if you hate it so much cake
lost saffron
Why are you in Florida if you hate it so much cake
too expensive to leave
rain mango
MONOMANIA POSTED
neat moat
Ah shit
rain mango
are the gators worth it?
i eat them
they taste good
like actually.
you should try alligator
plush cobalt
too expensive to leave
I don't understand, just stop being poor ?
neat moat
Cake scares me
lost saffron
you should try alligator
i agree
floral fiber
I don't understand, just stop being poor ?
lost saffron
gator is good meat
plush cobalt
Cake scares me
They feed on fear, fish boy
lost saffron
never had croco
neat moat
This cake isnt very sweet
toxic relic
Hear me out
lost saffron
no
plush cobalt
Oh no
lost saffron
no
floral fiber
Hear me out
No
lost saffron
answer
toxic relic
Why are people against eating dogs but they eat fucking alligators
floral fiber
rain mango
Why are people against eating dogs but they eat fucking alligators
alligators are strong
also im not against eating dogs
lost saffron
Why are people against eating dogs but they eat fucking alligators
dogs are pet
harsh vault
can i get another one
lost saffron
alligators are assholes
floral fiber
Why are people against eating dogs but they eat fucking alligators
I don't like alligator
harsh vault
dogs are pet
i agree
floral fiber
Dog instead
rain mango
id eat dog
stiff geyser
Why are people against eating dogs but they eat fucking alligators
I eat everything except intelligent creatures
rain mango
dont eat me
:)
lost saffron
do not the dogs
wide dune
Would someone be so kind as to give me project zomboid? I urgently need to play it with friends and I'm the poor one in the group
toxic relic
I'm just curious about what the logic is
plush cobalt
I eat everything except intelligent creatures
How do you define intelligent creature
stiff geyser
Would someone be so kind as to give me project zomboid? I urgently need to play ...
Banned
plush cobalt
There is not logic
lost saffron
How do you define intelligent creature
has brain
floral fiber
How do you define intelligent creature
So not Gurt
neat moat
Why are people against eating dogs but they eat fucking alligators
its all in the eyes
plush cobalt
I'm just curious about what the logic is
It's conditioning. I had this same thought plague me for years
toxic relic
There is not logic
Real
stiff geyser
How do you define intelligent creature
Depends on how tasty it is
lost saffron
Would someone be so kind as to give me project zomboid? I urgently need to play ...
against the rules to ask for gifts
plush cobalt
It's literally just that certain animals are seen as pets
harsh vault
im pet
lost saffron
not food
neat moat
also eating man's best friend is
stiff geyser
I'd eat a dog
neat moat
kinda fucked up
harsh vault
do i look tasty?
lost saffron
ur pfp is a dog
toxic relic
Some people keep alligators as pets
plush cobalt
That's why it differs in diff cultures and why condemning what other cultures consume without thinking critically is so silly
wide dune
It doesn't say anything about that in the rules.
toxic relic
Yeah
stiff geyser
ur pfp is a dog
So?
plush cobalt
It doesn't say anything about that in the rules.
No begging is in the rules
floral fiber
It doesn't say anything about that in the rules.
Yes it does
rain mango
food is food
toxic relic
I'm gonna agree with you omar