#general_chat

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lost saffron
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nuh uh

gilded bridge
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@raw rock would definitely shoot me

lost saffron
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you’re nice

raw rock
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Catfish him over and over again.

plush cobalt
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Catfish me once, shame on you

neat moat
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whats your favorite kpop band

harsh vault
gilded bridge
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Wdym? It's so fun
Even for me

plush cobalt
raw rock
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Lmao Story time

lost saffron
plush cobalt
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Well that's a lie, I mean one I listen to

gilded bridge
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You stabbed someone before?

neat moat
fathom igloo
burnt kite
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One day, your most loyal servants will leave you to die under the Sun, as you lie forsaken and forgotten, while the world relishes your demise. May your L's be many, and your bitches few.

plush cobalt
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Actually I think I have a single BLACKPINK song on my workout playlist so I guess them

raw rock
harsh vault
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@lost saffron what did they do to tagilla 😭

raw rock
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🥀

gilded bridge
raw rock
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Anyways

lost saffron
harsh vault
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broken

lost saffron
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how much hp

lost saffron
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damn

fathom igloo
plush cobalt
raw rock
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Once the British Paratroopers came to Fort Bragg for a Force on Force Event us vs them, and we (Most of the 82nd) decided to start making fake tinder profiles and catfishing them 🥀

toxic relic
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yeah the earliest recipe of the main component is traced to the 15th century in rome but what you described is purely american.
the additions of shrimp or creams and extra cheese is used in italy today nor is it called alfredo
Shrug

gilded bridge
toxic relic
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ah shit

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wrong reply

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eh

harsh vault
toxic relic
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reply to deez

raw rock
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and then when they would show up for dates, we would uh.... throw them in the back of our vehicles and jostle them around a bit, not like hurt them, just scare the shit out of them and stuff

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LMAO

plush cobalt
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What

toxic relic
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you revoke my license as i describe the origins of pasta

raw rock
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These poor british dudes literally got thrown in the back of vans filled with hispanics who were talking in nothing but spanish

harsh vault
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today is so weird

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the road is closed

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because someone drove into the power pole

raw rock
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TS is why the Military is Unhinged 🥀

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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when i check out i want to be disruptive

harsh vault
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rude

lost saffron
burnt kite
lost saffron
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fucking dumbass was driving almost on the sidewalks

harsh vault
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ALSO NEW DAYZ DLC BABY

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CANT WAIT TO WASTE MY MONEY

raw rock
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Wipe in a week?

fathom igloo
harsh vault
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its early july

raw rock
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Might have to hop on

plush cobalt
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I shouldn't have to explain this

harsh vault
raw rock
lost saffron
gilded bridge
harsh vault
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beans

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should i get the new dlc

lost saffron
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hi

harsh vault
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its a middle eastern dlc

lost saffron
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mayeb

gilded bridge
plush cobalt
toxic relic
raw rock
burnt kite
# plush cobalt Attitude of an L-taker

You are quite literally taking an L by saying that you will never take the L, it very clearly shows your short-sightedness and inability to think about anything that lies beyond the present

onyx igloo
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i shame everyone equally
including myself

raw rock
plush cobalt
gilded bridge
toxic relic
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the L is a train service in the new york metro system

lost saffron
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kink shaming is bad

raw rock
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To an extent

gilded bridge
toxic relic
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what if someone takes the L every day

harsh vault
raw rock
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There are some kinks that should be made fun of.

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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Kink shaming is good actually and we should encourage everyone to suppress the natural curiosity and exploration surrounding sexuality

raw rock
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Agreed.

onyx igloo
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we should shame everyone

fathom igloo
onyx igloo
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including ourselves

raw rock
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Also agreed.

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TRUE

toxic relic
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its not the same dish ThinkingGojira

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it literally has different ingredients

lost saffron
plush cobalt
burnt kite
toxic relic
raw rock
lost saffron
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man these new glasses are fucking me up

raw rock
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😭

lost saffron
plush cobalt
burnt kite
fathom igloo
toxic relic
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omar changing his routes for an extra 3 hour commute time just so he doesnt take the L

plush cobalt
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Yes.

gilded bridge
raw rock
harsh vault
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yems

plush cobalt
gilded bridge
plush cobalt
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Elaborate on why taking the D is an L

toxic relic
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what is this kink shaming conversation

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taking the D is a W

raw rock
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Taking = Being bad at giving= Taking the L

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smh

plush cobalt
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🧐

fathom igloo
raw rock
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it's easy math

fathom igloo
quasi slate
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🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

plush cobalt
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Taking != being bad at giving, your math fails on the first step

raw rock
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Obviously I'm not against being gay, but taking the d = taking the L

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No

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No it's a simple equation broo

polar kernel
plush cobalt
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In which you assumed D = L

raw rock
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Jesus do I have to take you back to school?

plush cobalt
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Your math is simply wrong

raw rock
burnt kite
raw rock
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No

toxic relic
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damn bro cant work his magic and blames the rabbit in his hat for not making him a good magician

onyx igloo
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i like reading about dishes different countries cooked during wartime

raw rock
raw rock
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🤝

burnt kite
onyx igloo
burnt kite
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I take, but I also give

fathom igloo
raw rock
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and is therefor an L

toxic relic
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im not sure what's going on here

raw rock
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so actually

onyx igloo
raw rock
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what we need to do is look at the ratio of G over T

fathom igloo
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Anyways pizza for lunch sounds good

toxic relic
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about what

hardy muralBOT
burnt kite
harsh vault
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buh

gilded bridge
fathom igloo
harsh vault
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i know!

raw rock
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Where the amount of L taken is how much T you do over G

gilded bridge
plush cobalt
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This is not a good enough equation to get at Ls

quasi slate
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my body is a machine that turns concentrated pee into kidney stones

raw rock
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It's not a set amount of L if T is greater than G

hardy muralBOT
plush cobalt
neat moat
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so youre kink shaming me?

toxic relic
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yo

plush cobalt
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Wait

hardy muralBOT
surreal mirage
fathom igloo
toxic relic
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omar walked into that one

sour gull
harsh vault
plush cobalt
neon bramble
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balls

fathom igloo
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What’s everyone’s thoughts on ChatGPT

neat moat
toxic relic
plush cobalt
toxic relic
raw rock
hardy muralBOT
burnt kite
raw rock
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it allows people without brains to think they can debate

gilded bridge
plush cobalt
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Agreeing with Bladezstorm... today is truly not my day

gilded bridge
burnt kite
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@neat moat I am trying to figure out if you have ever taken an L, could you tell me how much you have given to this world?

onyx igloo
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i argue just enough

fathom igloo
onyx igloo
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just the right amount

raw rock
gilded bridge
last spoke
gilded bridge
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Oh no Mrp is here

harsh vault
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i nice

toxic relic
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is L a euphamism for D?

plush cobalt
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I think the leading force is [insert political statement]

karmic jetty
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sumtimes i feel like an alien reading this forsaken place glorp

toxic relic
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real

burnt kite
fathom igloo
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ChatGPT just told me I should make Korean bbq pizza

fathom igloo
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Kidding

onyx igloo
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barry

stone meadow
raw rock
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Oddly enough I think the leading force is people confusing the Media for actual sources and bases.

surreal mirage
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Glorpen barry

karmic jetty
burnt kite
neat moat
neat moat
last spoke
fathom igloo
toxic relic
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zleerpians

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what about globbleets

harsh vault
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hai scarf

raw rock
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On both sides, regardless of party, take the media at face value and it really is starting to hurt party to party relations 🥀

gilded bridge
stone meadow
onyx igloo
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i wish i had the deep rock galactic beer mugs

toxic relic
fathom igloo
onyx igloo
burnt kite
# neat moat no

Then we automatically assume that your Take Give ratio is 2:1, therefore you are at a net loss and took an L.
Gurt took an L chat!!!

gilded bridge
toxic relic
plush cobalt
stone meadow
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dont be omar

onyx igloo
plush cobalt
toxic relic
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drg beer mugs wouldnt be considered old

fathom igloo
toxic relic
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youll need to look for old beer mugs

onyx igloo
stone meadow
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Omar stands for Oll of men are rstop talking

fathom igloo
toxic relic
onyx igloo
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ah

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gotcha

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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as in the ones in the game are based on old pint mugs

gilded bridge
thin copper
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There an electric fence mod?

onyx igloo
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gotcha

last spoke
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The O in Omar stands for (Omar)

plush cobalt
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I thought it stood for Omar (Omar)

fathom igloo
toxic relic
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omar is like pterodactyl

gilded bridge
toxic relic
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the (omar) is silent

plush cobalt
stone meadow
onyx igloo
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the Omar in Omar stands for unidentified specimen

last spoke
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Yeah, the first Omar is silent

fair yacht
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🤔

last spoke
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Omar (Omar) is pronounced (Omar)

stone meadow
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So damn angry

plush cobalt
burnt kite
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Omar is short for Omertha

neat moat
stone meadow
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Omar is short for Omargod why is he even here

burnt kite
gilded bridge
plush cobalt
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Who are you

neat moat
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The O in Omar is silent

onyx igloo
toxic relic
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imagine pinging a random on discord and calling them your mate

neat moat
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@torn galleon sup m8

gilded bridge
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Sorry @last spoke

last spoke
plush cobalt
toxic relic
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indeed

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its hard to ride or die when you're not sure if they secrety skin dogs alive or some shit

neat moat
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skin dogs?

toxic relic
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skin bandits?

oblique stream
toxic relic
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kenshi?

plush cobalt
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Don't people call babies skin dogs

onyx igloo
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they are

neat moat
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what

thin wedge
neat moat
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lmfao

toxic relic
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what

oblique stream
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What

onyx igloo
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skin dogs

half kettle
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dont

plush cobalt
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Isn't that like an anti-baby term for babies lol

gilded bridge
toxic relic
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huh?

oblique stream
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No?

onyx igloo
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whuh?

toxic relic
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?

half kettle
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whats happening

harsh vault
onyx igloo
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dementia?

plush cobalt
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Crotch goblin, skin dog

oblique stream
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Alzheimer?

toxic relic
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huh?

plush cobalt
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I looked it up & it's a joke playing on fur babies

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fur baby → skin dog

gilded bridge
harsh vault
lost saffron
oblique stream
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Wha

toxic relic
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mate what?

harsh vault
onyx igloo
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who are you?

half kettle
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what the fuck is the topic of conversation!

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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where am i?

harsh vault
oblique stream
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Skin dogs

plush cobalt
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You're the one who brought up skin dogs (sort of) (basically) don't eyebrow me

lost saffron
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you know who else has alzheimers

half kettle
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i dont know

onyx igloo
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you know who else has alzheimers

rapid goblet
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Is chat having an ane again

lost saffron
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i don’t know either

oblique stream
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Do you know who else has alzheimer

lost saffron
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HELP ME

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AAAAAAAA

half kettle
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feed me porridge.

rapid goblet
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Chat are you having an aneurysm?

plush cobalt
lost saffron
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yes

onyx igloo
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wheres the doctor

lost saffron
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me

onyx igloo
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i wanna go home

lost saffron
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anerobic

onyx igloo
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AUGHHHHHHHH

harsh vault
rapid goblet
lost saffron
onyx igloo
oblique stream
toxic relic
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i laughed so hard i had to leave for a minute

harsh vault
last spoke
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Did I show y'all what I made for dinner last night?

burnt kite
half kettle
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no

oblique stream
rapid goblet
plush cobalt
onyx igloo
plush cobalt
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Good word though

onyx igloo
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where am i

rapid goblet
plush cobalt
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It's aneurysm typically but aneurism is also valid

onyx igloo
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its aneurysm

last spoke
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Chat, did she cook?

half kettle
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its an yo rism

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i cant taste it

rapid goblet
oblique stream
lost saffron
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ism?

toxic relic
oblique stream
onyx igloo
harsh vault
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blep

half kettle
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you forgot the letter m

onyx igloo
oblique stream
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Ong

lost saffron
plush cobalt
rapid goblet
half kettle
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emergency anti rizz activates in female vicinity

toxic hawk
toxic relic
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anti rizz

last spoke
lost saffron
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peak

toxic hawk
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Also you forgot to add me on steam na3na3

toxic relic
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what does rizz mean again?

rapid goblet
toxic hawk
oblique stream
plush cobalt
lost saffron
rapid goblet
last spoke
half kettle
rapid goblet
onyx igloo
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aneurysm.

toxic hawk
toxic relic
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damn, thanks chat

oblique stream
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No worries grandpa

last spoke
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As in Charisma, but like

neat moat
half kettle
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its ok ill keep padding your heart with cholestoral

lost saffron
neat moat
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(too much silancho I think)

onyx igloo
neat moat
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no

onyx igloo
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PICK IT UP!!!

half kettle
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do you actually eat the grass on foods

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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I SEE FOOD ON THE TABLE PICK IT UP!!

toxic relic
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fucking delicious

last spoke
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Chat is now in food mode, everyone stop talking

toxic hawk
lost saffron
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replace your heart

neat moat
toxic hawk
fading niche
lost saffron
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take someone else’s

onyx igloo
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made these yesterday

sour gull
rapid goblet
half kettle
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pizza or cookie

neat moat
onyx igloo
toxic hawk
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Fart, do you also agree that to an extent, the messier a fish looks the more appetizing it is ?

plush cobalt
vital marten
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Working with older people sucks when they start talking about their sex lives and the occasional nsfw joke unhappy

Why are tradies like this? What makes them keep that highschool humor?

onyx igloo
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SHUT UP NERD

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omar

toxic relic
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i assume you meant dish

rapid goblet
# onyx igloo

Those supposed to be tacos? Not sure what this is, but it seems tasty

toxic relic
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to which i agree, i dislike "clean plating"

toxic hawk
lost saffron
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im bored

onyx igloo
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made chicken a while ago
it was tequila lime

neat moat
oblique stream
lost saffron
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greetings

toxic hawk
vital marten
half kettle
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Greting

last spoke
onyx igloo
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this looks so funny

lost saffron
oblique stream
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I met it on my way home

lost saffron
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:3

oblique stream
toxic relic
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i mean are they just somewhat crude? or are they depraved

half kettle
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I wonder what it would be like to get knocked out

onyx igloo
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greting
lead poisoning

half kettle
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would you feel pain

rapid goblet
toxic hawk
toxic relic
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do they enjoy banter or are they antagonistic

lost saffron
half kettle
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dont get mauled

oblique stream
neat moat
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I dont understand the fear of geese

vital marten
# toxic relic i need more context

I don’t want to hear how they can’t get it up, I don’t want to hear how some lady stuck a finger up the bosses butt, I don’t want to hear them joke about watching porn on VR when I try to keep a damn SFW topic going RAHHH

half kettle
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hey dragon boy, do you listen to "pretty patterns"

last spoke
onyx igloo
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what

rapid goblet
lost saffron
stone meadow
toxic hawk
vital marten
onyx igloo
toxic relic
onyx igloo
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got em

half kettle
neat moat
toxic hawk
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Mili is peak

half kettle
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meak

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pili

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which one

oblique stream
half kettle
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what the fuck

toxic relic
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i can understand not caring about your coworkers' lives
gotta gain the "pivot pivot topic change" skill

last spoke
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Cuhrayray

stone meadow
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Erm

rapid goblet
stone meadow
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Whats going on?

half kettle
stone meadow
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🤔

half kettle
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pls delet

neon bramble
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you heard of HAG

rapid goblet
vital marten
half kettle
neon bramble
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they used to do a lil back and forth covering mili's songs and vice versa

vital marten
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I ain’t lying when I say eating paint is as good as it gets

oblique stream
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We should start saying random uk addresses, one of them is where frogski lives

half kettle
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are they on the tube

neon bramble
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ye

toxic relic
toxic relic
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its probably how they blow off steam

neon bramble
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they made an upbeat version of yubikiri genman among other things

last spoke
neat moat
harsh vault
stone meadow
onyx igloo
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I CAST LAGGY WIFI!!!

last spoke
oblique stream
vital marten
rapid goblet
vital marten
stone meadow
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I live in the traffic light

onyx igloo
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I'm a beetle.

stone meadow
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i had to translate traffic light from russian

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cant believe i forgot

toxic relic
rapid goblet
lost saffron
oblique stream
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Damn, tis pays so few to their mods

onyx igloo
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gambling

half kettle
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i once flipped a coin

stone meadow
half kettle
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i lost 3 times

stone meadow
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i think thats the direct translation

toxic relic
oblique stream
rapid goblet
half kettle
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my finger hurt from flipping the coin so i went for an icepack

rapid goblet
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Okay nevermind

oblique stream
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90% of gamblers quit before winning big

agile void
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we are eating duck today

rapid goblet
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I remembered

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That was weird

agile void
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i love duck it's in my top 3 meat

stone meadow
toxic relic
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sucks man, im sorry you gotta deal with their shrexual conversations

onyx igloo
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blue

analog canyon
agile void
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and it's not number 3

toxic relic
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lmao

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i shouldnt break up messages, i forget other people are talking too

neat moat
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lou wee mama

half kettle
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yeah get them together

rapid goblet
stone meadow
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Ok I saw the beginning of the chain

quasi slate
stone meadow
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Thats fucked up but uhh, please not in here

rapid goblet
neat moat
toxic relic
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an i have narrow focus

stone meadow
half kettle
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tunnel visioniare

stone meadow
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I think in russian when im around russian speakers, I think in english when im around english speakers

toxic relic
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im just a man with a one road brain

oblique stream
stone meadow
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WHen someone tries to talk to me in both it breaks my brain

oblique stream
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I was about to ask that

stone meadow
neon bramble
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when you read do you process in english or russian

stone meadow
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Since p much everyone I know speaks english

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I dream in english too, most of the time

oblique stream
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When you eat, do you digest in English or Russian

rapid goblet
last spoke
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People get annoyed at the "Oops hard to switch back" trope in writing bilingual characters, but like, most bilingual people I know do actually do that

neon bramble
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when I read something that isn't english I read it in not english but process ideas in english

stone meadow
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If its english i read in english

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if its russian i read in russian

neon bramble
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yeah but when digesting it

toxic relic
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i find thinking in english hard

stone meadow
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Digesting it?

neon bramble
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is your mental dialogue in english or russian

stone meadow
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if i am around english speakers its in english

last spoke
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English just sucks and I will forever be impressed by people that learn it as a second language

stone meadow
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if im around russian speakers its in russian

rapid goblet
toxic relic
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english is mid

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sorry, omar

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i mean it

neon bramble
neat moat
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English is all I know unfortunately

gilded bridge
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@fathom igloo will you be nice to me if I get a tattoo?

neon bramble
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cause my brain defaults to english when I'm doing a second pass skimming making sure I have the idea right

oblique stream
stone meadow
sour gull
stone meadow
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if im reading english i process it in english

last spoke
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We've tried learning other languages, but that shit just do not land

oblique stream
rapid goblet
gilded bridge
toxic relic
neon bramble
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reading in a 3rd language is fucking with my brain

toxic relic
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you're just bing chillin on your farm

neat moat
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yeah

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context matters

last spoke
sour gull
toxic relic
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why

vital marten
toxic relic
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im cambodian tired

raw rock
raw rock
restive spire
toxic relic
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and bulgarian

restive spire
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he beat up my family

oblique stream
toxic relic
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cursed combo

oblique stream
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Cool languages

stone meadow
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when you become fluent in a language, you dont translate it in your head constantly, you have a part of your brain that directly works in that language. Like you look at an apple, in my english part of the brain i know its called an apple, in my russian part of the brain its called a яблоко. I just know it in my head, no translation necessary

vital marten
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Kinda like if you know Hola

stone meadow
toxic relic
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and german is just welsh if english never existed

onyx igloo
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russian sounds like an interesting language

oblique stream
quasi slate
oblique stream
stone meadow
last spoke
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I speak English because it's the only language I know
Others speak English because its the only language I know

gilded bridge
oblique stream
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Peeta

onyx igloo
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pita bread?

sour gull
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I know some Indonesian but you would have to torture me to speak it again

rapid goblet
# last spoke We're a native English speaker, this shit stupid

Fair enough, i agree that this language can sometimes be a joke, but it's still used pretty much everywhere so... This is the only reason to know it pretty much. Powering through grammar is barely a struggle if you up your resentment, and from there it's just a matter of practice - listening, speaking, reading. The way i learnt it was just isolating all media in other languages and only exposing myself to English for a while

stone meadow
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Pain In The Arse

oblique stream
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Peta, the horse is here

onyx igloo
harsh vault
neon bramble
oblique stream
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Uk

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Usa

neon bramble
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idk about other asian countries but you're kinda seen as low class if you don't have it as a second language

last spoke
neon bramble
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that said

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learning a new language is way easier as a kid

neon bramble
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it helps that the internet is very accessible to english speakers so you just get exposed to it

stone meadow
stone meadow
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thats the whole reason its so widespread

sour gull
toxic relic
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i dont think its widespread cause its easy lmao

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were people not forced to learn english

rapid goblet
neon bramble
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idk adults learning to speak it hate it

last spoke
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It's widespread because of the English

stone meadow
neon bramble
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the younger generation gets good partly due to exposure, partly because you cannot pass highschool without passing english class

oblique stream
gilded bridge
toxic relic
oblique stream
raw rock
stone meadow
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I moved to the UK at 13 having basically no english basics, and picking it up was pretty straightforward. Now trying to learn russian is a whole nighmare, and I was brought up speaking it and learning the grammar

plush cobalt
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Calling any language easy or difficult without a lot of qualifications for the statement is reductive

toxic relic
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true

stone meadow
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I am better at english than I am at russian now, and I cant imagine having to learn it as a foreigner

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russian that is, not english

gilded bridge
last spoke
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We just fundamentally struggle with learning languages, be they spoken, written, or fucking computer code

toxic relic
stone meadow
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there is nothing wrong with english being relatively easy to pick up

rapid goblet
raw rock
plush cobalt
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Like it's simply not the case that it's just easy

stone meadow
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If anything I am glad that english makes more sense in terms of sentence structure and grammar than russian

onyx igloo
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i hate my own language classes

stone meadow
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Its not piss easy anyone can learn it

onyx igloo
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it feels so subjective, shit i have to do that actually

rapid goblet
stone meadow
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It is however easy enough to pick up as someone who didnt even speak a lick of english

toxic relic
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i think afrikaans and korean are easier than english
if we're making reductive, subjective statements

rapid goblet
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In russian you can get away with pretty much any sentence structure

stone meadow
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Nah you got too many tenses and verb rules in russian

toxic relic
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i lived in south africa for, ill say uhhh a few years tops, and im mostly fluent in afrikaans
that shits too ez

neon bramble
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aint modern korean supposed to be simple

onyx igloo
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god

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active or passive voice

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is so weird

thin wedge
onyx igloo
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it feels so pointless

neon bramble
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iirc they restructured it around ease of use

stone meadow
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English doesnt have gendered language for one

plush cobalt
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Languages are not video games how many times do I need to say this

onyx igloo
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have you guys learned about active or passive voice in english before?

toxic relic
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you're correct omar

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the people do not want to be correct, they want to be right

stone meadow
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And most of the time you dont have to worry about the actual rules like past perfect present perfect whatever the fuck

toxic relic
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they want to win

rapid goblet
onyx igloo
plush cobalt
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Grrr my one topic that I'm incapable of not being serious about is not being given deep respect

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This is so fucked up ‼️

stone meadow
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I had more trouble learning english as a second language in kyrgystan than I did using it daily to speak and integrate into UK society

last spoke
stone meadow
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Once you pick up on the sentence structure rules youre p much fine

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Again, I am saying this as someone who did have to learn and intergrate

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Im sure theres lots of people who had a different experience

onyx igloo
plush cobalt
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Learning as a kid also differs for a few reasons

burnt kite
onyx igloo
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like, grammatical stuff

stone meadow
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Yes, it is much easier as a kid

rapid goblet
gilded bridge
stone meadow
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But again I became fluent without being taught any grammar

rapid goblet
last spoke
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Passive speech has its place ScarfShrug

stone meadow
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I just picked it up by talking to people here

toxic relic
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theres a meeting at 3 pm

sour gull
rapid goblet
burnt kite
stone meadow
neon bramble
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I want me robot arm already

toxic relic
sour gull
rapid goblet
stone meadow
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THEIR THERE AND THEY'RE ARE EASY TO DISTINGUISH

plush cobalt
toxic relic
stone meadow
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Stop pissing me off

sour gull
stone meadow
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Ok youre bannered

toxic relic
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bannered

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bannerlord update

burnt kite
sour gull
plush cobalt
neon bramble
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pikes work when

rapid goblet
toxic relic
stone meadow
plush cobalt
stone meadow
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you're your and their there and theyre

plush cobalt
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Lemme grab it

toxic relic
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you end up being a pushover

neon bramble
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yes I was hoping for that

neon bramble
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spite makes people do funny things

toxic relic
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i love spite

vital marten
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can't wait for ds2

raw rock
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Their house is down the block, over there, and they're having a cookout

rapid goblet
sour gull
raw rock
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🥀

rapid goblet
toxic relic
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im glad everyone got the bit i was going for

burnt kite
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Bladezstorm what do you do for recreation

stone meadow
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i dont get it explain

plush cobalt
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The list is kind of big and uses CAPS because again, a decade ago—can I get permission to send one spammy message 🥺

toxic relic
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spite = sprite

stone meadow
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thats crazy

stone meadow
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NUH UH

plush cobalt
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It will remain a mystery...

toxic relic
vital marten
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I vote yes

sour gull
neon bramble
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democratically veto the fed

stone meadow
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I have the power of veto

plush cobalt
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It's ONE message

neon bramble
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no you dont, you're not a democratically elected tribune

stone meadow
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Yeah I am

plush cobalt
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Can I send it and just take the timeout like a true warrior

burnt kite
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It's just one beer

last spoke
vital marten
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I invoke the power of Nike

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just do it

burnt kite
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Revolt against pogski

raw rock
plush cobalt
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It isn't even that impressive, it's like 8 items

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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I can just list them out without my color commentary & that'll make it shorter

burnt kite
raw rock
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Anyways, I do a lot of 3 Gun in my freetime

raw rock
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or Rimworld

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or workout

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😭

rapid goblet
burnt kite
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Understandable

raw rock
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I'm a simple fellow

burnt kite
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Feller

stone meadow
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you can all try

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But I have the power

neon bramble
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he can't mute all of us

plush cobalt
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I'm too lazy to remove the dumb little quips

toxic relic
sour gull
stone meadow
plush cobalt
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I've been too online today anyway, I'll simply take the punishment

stone meadow
neon bramble
rapid goblet
burnt kite
oblique stream
toxic relic
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can i get muted too

oblique stream
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my beloved

agile void
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bro the time i i find a remote house with a good basement like this, is the time i decide to play a illeterate caracter

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i want to try out forging so bad

burnt kite
stone meadow
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Fart fry

oblique stream
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i dont

vital marten
plush cobalt
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Omar's Growing List of Fucking Common English Mistakes Which Piss Him Off, Ordered By How Much They Piss Him Off
(written 8 years ago, no longer true)

1. You're / Your
YOU'RE = YOU ARE
YOUR = POSSESSIVE PRONOUN
FUCK

2. They're / Their / There
THEY'RE = THEY ARE
THEIR = POSSESSIVE PRONOUN
THERE = A LOCATION
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

3. It's / Its
IT'S = IT IS
ITS = POSSESSIVE PRONOUN
OK I GET HOW THIS ONE CAN BE KIND OF CONFUSING BUT JUST REMEMBER IT CHRIST

4. Principal / Principle
PRINCIPAL = FIRST OR BOSS DUDE
PRINCIPLE = RULE OR LAW OR WHATEVER
YOUR PRINCIPLE IS NOT AN ASSHOLE THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

5. Affect / Effect
AFFECT = VERB
EFFECT = NOUN
IF YOU FUCKING AFFECT SOMEONE YOU'VE EFFECTIVELY HAD A FUCKING EFFECT ON THEM¹

6. To / Too / Two
TO = A PREPOSITION
TOO = ALSO
TWO = 2
I GET HOW YOU CAN CONFUSE THE FIRST TWO BUT "ME TWO" IS JUST NOT OKAY

7. Lose / Loose
LOSE = MISPLACE OR NO LONGER HAVE
LOOSE = NOT TIGHT
YOU WILL LOSE MY RESPECT IF YOU MAKE THIS MISTAKE (HAHA GET IT)

8. Peak / Peek / Pique
PEAK = TOP
PEEK = GLANCE
PIQUE = STIMULATE OR EXCITE²
I AM SO PIQUED BECAUSE OF THIS ONE I SWEAR MY ANGER HAS TOTALLY PEAKED

9. Who's / Whose
WHO'S = WHO IS
WHOSE = POSSESSIVE PRONOUN
WHO'S MIXING UP "WHOSE" WITH "WHO'S"?? WHOSE FACE IS ABOUT TO GET PUNCHED??

¹ Okay, so "affect" can be a noun (meaning "emotional state"), but it's most commonly used as a verb meaning "to have an effect on". You don't really see the noun "affect" very often, but I thought it was important to point out nonetheless. Similarly, effect can be used as a verb, but it doesn't mean "to have an effect on" when used as a verb. It's closer to "to cause" or "to bring about". If you effect something you have ultimately had an effect on the result, but it's not the same as affecting it. Unnecessarily confusing, but it's easy to remember the verb/noun rule above.

² Can also be used as a verb meaning "to irritate", or a noun describing irritation.

vital marten
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oh yes

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that's what I'm talking about

rapid goblet
plush cobalt
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Remember me chat 😔

burnt kite
plush cobalt
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That one didn't piss me off and still doesn't

burnt kite
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Wild

oblique stream
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shouldve put it on the top

stone meadow
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i top omar

plush cobalt
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My hot take is that it's a valid variation

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It's certainly an eggcorn but it's been adopted pretty widely

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So imo it's undergoing grammaticalization

stone meadow
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I adopted omar

rapid goblet
plush cobalt
oblique stream
sour gull
heavy ivy
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mostly when were tired and on mobile and dont feel like correcting

oblique stream
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what happened

stone meadow
oblique stream
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HAD?

heavy ivy
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not doing so was punishable under law

blazing grove
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can i talk about mods here>

burnt kite
burnt kite
plush cobalt
stone meadow
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either way you can

oblique stream
blazing grove
stone meadow
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no

neat moat
heavy ivy
stone meadow
stone meadow
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no, they can use this chat too

rapid goblet
sour gull
plush cobalt
oblique stream
blazing grove
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where is it on the map?

burnt kite
blazing grove
stone meadow
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This is gen chat

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people here dont play pz

neon bramble
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@oblique stream

burnt kite
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Gen chat is for degen, not pz discussion

surreal mirage
rapid goblet
stone meadow
sour gull
toxic relic
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weird

rapid goblet
agile void
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doasent matter since i got bitten on my fingie by a stealthy zombie right next to a door

neat moat
rotund rapids
sour gull
rotund rapids
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go past rosewood

blazing grove
toxic relic
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that english teacher is wack

plush cobalt
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It's its though, not it's

neat moat
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what if its name is it?

rotund rapids
neat moat
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🤔

toxic relic
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thats a proper noun

karmic jetty
rotund rapids
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drive past rosewood until you see a military entrance on the left

plush cobalt
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It's is only used as a contraction. You would use its as the possessive for someone with a personal pronoun of it/its

heavy ivy
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omar is right here, we learned that the hard way when scarf's girlfriend lectured us (in a friendly way) on us accidentally writing our pronouns in danish as a contraction and not possessive (det er, dets)

plush cobalt
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As evidenced by it being written as it/its

toxic relic
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yeah yeah

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we know omar

oblique stream
karmic jetty
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call me lord

toxic relic
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pronounce

burnt kite
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Potato

plush cobalt
neat moat
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lmao

rapid goblet
burnt kite
agile void
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i want to play blacksmith but genuinlty what justify it costing 14 point

plush cobalt
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Also I'm sorry your teacher laughed at you for a mistake fish boy, that's unkind

karmic jetty
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ergo proxy pfp pog

neon dock
agile void
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is 4 blacksmith skill genuintly this good?

toxic relic
rapid goblet
agile void
neon dock
oblique stream
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Edging proxy pfp

stone meadow
oblique stream
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Edgy*

blazing grove
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im playing build 41

burnt kite
tall glen
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Hi Dave

plush cobalt
agile void
neat moat
plush cobalt
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But it's fixed now so you look delusional 😇

blazing grove
toxic relic
burnt kite
blazing grove
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like what does it do?

neon dock
rapid goblet
stone meadow
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skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

tall glen
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belarus

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baby russia

agile void
burnt kite
agile void
heavy ivy
sour gull
blazing grove
last spoke
tall glen
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white russians, ah thats where the cocktail comes from

heavy ivy
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minos prime, my favorite gearbox character

stone meadow
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Is this politics?

oblique stream
stone meadow
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Can we not politics?

plush cobalt
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Politics time already? Oh boy!

toxic relic
sour gull