I do love that you can survive purely on whisky
#general_chat
polar kernel
why is it just routine that even people who barely know me just start making fun of me
mild inlet
Everyone out here annoyed that TIS keep adding intricate little sim mechanics instead of MP
And I'm like
Where my scurvy at
rain mango
why is it just routine that even people who barely know me just start making fun...
Ur very funmakable
neon bramble
asked to grab ammo from WP gun store, passed out in the bar nextdoor instead
polar kernel
i dont deserve this! im very nice and kind and do NOT have 48 propane tanks in my attic
rain mango
Light a match
mild inlet
why is it just routine that even people who barely know me just start making fun...
GOD imagine if propane and gas tanks could blow properly in zomboid
Filling a truck with propane
Rolling it onto a horde
R a g D o l l
mild inlet
Ooof, sympathy
polar kernel
i thought u slept forever ago
mild inlet
No sleep sucks shit
polar kernel
weak, coward
polar kernel
rain mango
Cuz i keep passing out than waking up 30 mins later after a dream
So i am 24/7 tired and never satisfied
Like a single mother
polar kernel
single mothers mentioned
plush cobalt
I pray for you daily
rain mango
Can we exorcise chip
plush cobalt
We need to
polar kernel
I pray for you daily
thats very nice but i promise it isnt working 💔
plush cobalt
Thoughts and prayers simply aren't enough 🥀
plush cobalt
Sleep well gamer
polar kernel
no i eat plenty im just specifically saying those 2 cause i never eat them
plush cobalt
Interesting, idt I've ever thought about food that way
quasi slate
rawdog frozen peas
surreal mirage
What is going on man
unreal bane
Can we drive a carrot into chip's heart? Like a stake?
quasi slate
im eating flavored sunflower seeds and the spiced shells are dying my fingertips a deep red
stone meadow
he doesnt have one
gilded bridge
Can we drive a carrot into chip's heart? Like a stake?
Why do you think a carrot would work?
quasi slate
supple violet
does anyone know what to do with frozen packaged vegetables.
quasi slate
use them in dishes when cooking
mystic wigeon
does anyone know what to do with frozen packaged vegetables.
thaw and cook
like stirfry
loud osprey
would you guys rather survive a last of us or project zomboid apocalypse?
(being immune)
livid notch
Pz
loud osprey
just stay in the bunker 🤣
stone meadow
ts stripped screws pmo 😭
this shit stripped screws?
stone meadow
would you guys rather survive a last of us or project zomboid apocalypse?
pz of course
frozen ember
im sure you could mod in dj 🙂
mystic wigeon
this shit stripped screws?
yes.
livid notch
pz of course
Honestly an no brainier choice, I rather deal with a normal shambler than an "zombie" who runs and beats you to death
chrome jetty
kapow
toxic relic
yeah, being in the last of us is just "i wanna die in the most painful way possible"
toxic hawk
Fuck that, I'd rather be in kentucky
livid notch
Bloaters one lunch you
Bloater rips your jaw akshually 
livid notch
Beats you ? Clickers rip your face in half
Clickers most of time bite, but normal runners tend to use them fists god gaved them
And bite as a finisher
quasi slate
im sure you could mod in dj 🙂
on a private fortnite server yes
oblique stream
would you guys rather survive a last of us or project zomboid apocalypse?
Left 4 dead apocalypse
stone meadow
nah fuck the l4d apoc
floral fiber
Fuck that, I'd rather be in kentucky
livid notch
Real
stone meadow
its over quicker but good luck surviving the initial waves
quasi slate
sigma
oblique stream
its over quicker but good luck surviving the initial waves
Just aim for the head
stone meadow
im not fast or accurate enough to be doing that to 300 zombies at once
loud osprey
Left 4 dead apocalypse
that shits crazy
gilded bridge
its over quicker but good luck surviving the initial waves
All it takes is one tank to wipe out any survivors
toxic hawk
Clickers most of time bite, but normal runners tend to use them fists god gaved ...
100% i'm sure they'd be able to rip you in half ngl with that strength
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/florida-man-chandlers-wildlife-alligator-gator-rodeo-gif-...
thats florida
gilded bridge
One tank could kill an entire town just abt
literally true
what I was about to say
floral fiber
thats florida
Yeah florida is a zombie apocalypse irl
livid notch
100% i'm sure they'd be able to rip you in half ngl with that strength
Joel can hold them off for a while so he can shiv them, so either clicker has a normal strength or joel Is just built different
gilded bridge
Also all zombies are supersprinters
floral fiber
high drum
loud osprey
walking dead zombies are the easiest though
the thing is that everyone are infected by the virus
livid notch
walking dead zombies are the easiest though
The first season they could climb up fences and use bricks to destroy windows, but in later seasons they are dumb as rocks
The humans are the real problem in an apocalypse
twin bear
The hardest part abt lfd zombies is prolly their stamina
loud osprey
yeah, raiders and bandit factions
twin bear
They'd just never stop
toxic hawk
Joel can hold them off for a while so he can shiv them, so either clicker has a ...
oh yeah thats true, i forgo there's a QTE with a shiv
toxic hawk
Yeah florida is a zombie apocalypse irl
yeah but those zombies are too smart
livid notch
oh yeah thats true, i forgo there's a QTE with a shiv
Funny how Joel's shiv breaks after three uses and Ellie's switch knife survived for almost 2 decades
toxic hawk
on the spot improvised toothbrush shiv vs well maintained knife (and gmae mechanics)
livid notch
Also why Abby dosen't takes a military knife or something? Wolfs most have one
simple bear
time to waste my entire day when i should be doing required work that has a deadline (next thursday)
livid notch
on the spot improvised toothbrush shiv vs well maintained knife (and gmae mechan...
It actually a chunk of metal with a sharp edge in remaster and a screwdriver looking in remake, both should at least survive a bit longer but it's game logic, that would be too overpowered
oblique stream
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/open-season-shaw-deer-run-over-meme-gif-12251156658227451...
would it be illegal to do it irl
livid notch
https://tenor.com/view/open-season-shaw-deer-run-over-meme-gif-12251156658227451...
Sniper's long lost brother
oblique stream
would it be illegal to do it irl
You'd likely get fined I think
rain mango
You'd likely get fined I think
real
oblique stream
But it depends from country to country
agile void
how i look at my friend that say pz is too expensive
quasi slate
i cant find my s10+ performance edition on sale anywhere at all
brisk osprey
Yeah it doesn’t work anymore. Several months ago it stopped working
quasi slate
12gb ram 1028gb storage
agile void
I dont have any mod, I love that this is VANILLA mission description of rimworld
Like they could have just said " These children are not part of any faction, your interaction with them will not change any diplomatic relation "
but no they chose to double down
rain mango
They are firm believers of truth in advertising /shrug
Rimworld is, at its very core, a war crimes simulator
agile void
i dndn't realize they would leave if i gave them what they ask i wnated to enslave them
since they were leaving i shot at them
one got hit in the head and died
the other managved to flee
lucky bastard
rain mango
Even if you try a good guy run, you will be forced to break every human moral norm that we can imagine
Unless you play under the kiddie pool storyteller
oblique stream
how i look at my friend that say pz is too expensive
The way I look onto any game that isn't 50% off or more
rain mango
Where it becomes a crappier version of stardew valley
oblique stream
Especially after our region got price increases because greedy
quasi slate
mouse died
stone meadow
PZ could probably nab a big jump in playerbase if they go 50% off
rain mango
Logi? Never. Again.
rain mango
PZ could probably nab a big jump in playerbase if they go 50% off
They want money, not just more players 😉
stone meadow
more players is money 🤷♂️ but tbh theyve always had 33% off
they had 45% off like once
I bought it on 33% off at £7
agile void
they should increase the price to 60 euro during sale but make a 75% sales
boom
profit
rain mango
I watched a video and happily paid full price lol
Had to have it, right now, at that point.
oblique stream
they had 45% off like once
I think it was this year and on random sale
rain mango
About the first time it "exploded" on YT, that 2021 surge in sales.
oblique stream
They want money, not just more players 😉
Not sure about that
rain mango
It was mostly a joke, but they have explained they will never allow a sale to put the price lower than their initial early access price.
oblique stream
They are an indie company and already likely sitting on bank after game and merch sales
rain mango
To never "screw over" the first adopters.
And no, Indie Stone is not "sitting on bank" from what I know. Doing well now, or well enough, but they aren't raking in AAA dough.
They were like inches from bankrupcy multiple times, due to hacks and theft and all sorts of insanity.
stone meadow
theyre doing well but a lot of money has already been reinvested
they tripled the team size
rain mango
The fact they are still developing the game is a sheer testament to them never giving up
stone meadow
plus the non devs like me
toxic relic
are discord mods a part of the dev team lmao
stone meadow
toxic relic
no ballz
rain mango
OH GOD THANK YOU 😦
oblique stream
Im curious on how they plan to get enough money till the whatever the final build of the game will be
uncut apex
And he was never heard from again
rain mango
Im curious on how they plan to get enough money till the whatever the final buil...
Step 1: Make the best damn zombie game.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit.
quasi slate
would you do it for a direct paypal transfer
oblique stream
Pure game sales will likely start to slow down, since number of people willing to buy the game is essentially finite
stone meadow
Im curious on how they plan to get enough money till the whatever the final buil...
well 1) its the only game of its type and they have a decade long lead on other games that might try to copy, and 2) the game is only getting more popular at the moment so for now there is no issue
b41 mp was a big boon, and now that a large user base has established, any further big releases can draw in even more
stone meadow
Just looking from how many people join the discord daily, we are still very much on an uptick of players
toxic relic
and the polish people update
oblique stream
Just looking from how many people join the discord daily, we are still very much...
Im curious how much money tis gets from merch sales
stone meadow
I doubt the merch is a big part of the profit tbh
they were limited runs and didnt cost that much more than the game itself
sacred flame
Frog
stone meadow
Yes
stone meadow
You can DM me or dm the spiffo bot
oblique stream
Just looking from how many people join the discord daily, we are still very much...
Judging by the amount of plungers that ask for mp daily, b42 mp will boost sales massively
Im sure at least 1 person will buy it
polar kernel
You can DM me or dm the spiffo bot
i also need to talk to u urgently (so we can send each other pictures of our no no places)
please
stone meadow
Judging by the amount of plungers that ask for mp daily, b42 mp will boost sales...
Even after a few years of not even b42 unstable we still had 30k+ daily concurrent players
toxic hawk
what
toxic relic
no one wants you to be their discord e kitten, chip
stone meadow
that puts the game comfortably in top50 on steam
I wonder what the average will be once b42mp drops
oblique stream
At least one
stone meadow
i also need to talk to u urgently (so we can send each other pictures of our no ...
ok dm me
toxic relic
multiplayer with farm animals
polar kernel
no one wants you to be their discord e kitten, chip
WRONG
toxic relic
you and the boys with a couple bulls and the end of the world
oblique stream
i also need to talk to u urgently (so we can send each other pictures of our no ...
Damn, cake picks exchange in dms? 
toxic relic
'no-no places' implies more than just ass
rain mango
Damn, cake picks exchange in dms? <:panic:721361533623599174>
Shit's gettin' real.
sacred schooner
i also need to talk to u urgently (so we can send each other pictures of our no ...
oblique stream
'no-no places' implies more than just ass
Crabby patty formula?
toxic relic
someones got crabs im sure
oblique stream
Fuck
toxic relic
that person is certainly chip
polar kernel
toxic relic
ive never had crabs
stone meadow
ive never had crabs
like the food or the std
toxic relic
i feel like stds are far more common than people think
toxic relic
like the food or the std
both
prime pulsar
howdy chat
toxic relic
no one accused u of having them
ik man im just thinking about them rn
stone meadow
but this is discord, most people here arent sexually active anyway
polar kernel
more people should get tested regularly
you know ur a little slut when u have a copy of ur most recent STD tests on deck ☹️
toxic relic
preventative tools
stone meadow
you know ur a little slut when u have a copy of ur most recent STD tests on deck...
its just how it should be
toxic relic
real
stone meadow
its good for you, its good for anyone you stickle your pickle in
prime pulsar
but this is discord, most people here arent sexually active anyway
lol true but there are def many creeps
raw rock
Yea I actually agree
rain mango
Mods! He's using bad language!
Mod: I am the fucking mod!
😄
raw rock
Rare Dual Party Agreement
toxic relic
stickle my pickle
raw rock
🤝
polar kernel
wow everyone actually agrees on something here?
raw rock
Maybe you aren't so bad at some things Fart Face
polar kernel
thats a fucking shock
stone meadow
wow everyone actually agrees on something here?
I CANT HAVE THIS
oblique stream
Mods! He's using bad language!
Mod: *I am the fucking mod!*
😄
That's not bad language
polar kernel
yeah me neither
stone meadow
quick, make a controversial statement
polar kernel
i disagree
polar kernel
go give random people incurable STDs for fun
toxic relic
quick, make a controversial statement
jams and jellies are overrated
stone meadow
Mods! He's using bad language!
Mod: *I am the fucking mod!*
😄
if anything im spreading safe practices
raw rock
Preserves are just better
toxic relic
fr, safe practices should be taught
oblique stream
jams and jellies are overrated
Thats not controversial
polar kernel
ok i cant make a contradictory statement for this thats too far even for me
raw rock
Hmmm
polar kernel
in a strange turn of events there is actually something im NOT willing to say
neat moat
people just want an excuse to murder, pedophiles are just easy targets
stone meadow
As much as i understand the sentiment, the server for project zomboid videogame is not the place to be doing it
neat moat
kill zomboids instead
spring egret
people just want an excuse to murder, pedophiles are just easy targets
hell yeah 💪
livid notch
people just want an excuse to murder, pedophiles are just easy targets
Easy and good targets 
toxic relic
whats lightly controversial
surreal mirage
Multihit
livid notch
Ye
toxic relic
OH yeah, i hate donuts
stone meadow
calls to violence are against rules and TOS weirdly enough
toxic relic
donuts are fucking stupid
raw rock
calls to violence are against rules and TOS weirdly enough
Ahhh is that why that one is banned
neat moat
is call to violence against zomboids against tos?
oblique stream
OH yeah, i hate donuts
This is a call for violence
toxic relic
man whats the fucking point of a donut
i can never eat them right
it just ends up everywhere
livid notch
OH yeah, i hate donuts
stone meadow
is call to violence against zomboids against tos?
just use your wrinkles in your brains and decide what is appropriate to say and what isnt
spring egret
man whats the fucking point of a donut
chill with the hate speech
oblique stream
it just ends up everywhere
How do you eat them
stone meadow
where does the hole i paid for go every time i eat a donut
oblique stream
Do you smother them all over your face or something
surreal mirage
I make sure that my brain remains wrinkleless! Gotta look young 
raw rock
Playing losing is fun on rimworld
stone meadow
theyre scams i tell you
raw rock
Vanilla
spring egret
my cousin is 1/2 donut and I don’t appreciate all this hatred I’m seeing
raw rock
This is the 8th time my crops have all gotten blite in less than a year in game
how am I actually supposed to survive the winter
Freaky ahh bs game
toxic relic
Do you smother them all over your face or something
theyre round dude its hard to not get it all over your mouth
oblique stream
They arent that creamy or oily to have them all over you
spring egret
This is the 8th time my crops have all gotten blite in less than a year in game
1100s peasant farming simulator
toxic relic
im a messy eater
polar kernel
where does the hole i paid for go every time i eat a donut
u gotta buy them separate
toxic relic
donuts just aint it
surreal mirage
theyre round dude its hard to not get it all over your mouth
Get deez nuts all over your mouth lmao
raw rock
It could also be because the game WANTS to kill me rn
polar kernel
raw rock
I have lik 25 pawns
toxic relic
Get deez nuts all over your mouth lmao
hey, man, im into that
prime pulsar
it just ends up everywhere
and its sweet eat fruits instead guys much healttier
raw rock
🥀
spring egret
potato famine disease in rural Kentucky in 1993
oblique stream
I goy it on camera @stone meadow
toxic relic
and its sweet eat fruits instead guys much healttier
fruit is sweet
stone meadow
I goy it on camera <@188264718849277952>
liar
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/donuts-ghostbusters-afterlife-mountain-of-donuts-yummy-sn...
Why? Why would you do this to me?
surreal mirage
hey, man, im into that
Win win
rain mango
They are even out of hostess in the work "store"
prime pulsar
fruit is sweet
it is but like in a healty way im eating apple rn
toxic relic
you shouldnt eat too many fruits either
toxic relic
not comparable to a donut but they are still high in sugar
oblique stream
Thats different sugar
prime pulsar
you shouldnt eat too many fruits either
i just ate two apricots one banana and two peaches
oblique stream
No shit
toxic relic
but dont overdo it on fruits either lmao
toxic relic
i just ate two apricots one banana and two peaches
ok
oblique stream
Just like cereals are worse than eating a full pizza on breakfast
toxic relic
how healthy is cannibalism
raw rock
Know whats worse than all of those things?
prime pulsar
Just like cereals are worse than eating a full pizza on breakfast
there are healty cereals tho
toxic relic
from a nutritional perspective
toxic relic
i dont think it would be healthy
oblique stream
how healthy is cannibalism
Not really in biological, since anything but meat tends to fight back
polar kernel
i just ate two apricots one banana and two peaches
rain mango
there are healty cereals tho
Super Colon-Blow.
toxic relic
Not really in biological, since anything but meat tends to fight back
im not gonna lie, man, im having a hard time understanding your sentences
raw rock
need to start my Yayo farm so I can buy steel
prime pulsar
from a nutritional perspective
i mean you just eat it when youre lazy other than that it healthier to eat whole foods
rain mango
This dude is hilarious. I think this is the dude that basically knew he was on camera and made sure to eat the food he was stealing on camera every time
polar kernel
not nice
agile void
where does the hole i paid for go every time i eat a donut
Be donus
Make a hole claiming it's gonna make it easier to hold it
Cover the whole donut in syrup so you need to use a fork and knife to eat it without getting your hands dirty
peak
polar kernel
🍅 🍅 🍅
toxic relic
i mean you just eat it when youre lazy other than that it healthier to eat whole...
humans?
raw rock
Whooo
stone meadow
Be donus
>Make a hole claiming it's gonna make it easier to hold it
>Cover the w...
fork and knife????
raw rock
put those things down beautiful
toxic relic
are people okay
raw rock
we don't have to get violent here
toxic relic
am i too high
stone meadow
i aint never seen anyone use a fork and knife to eat a donut
agile void
fork and knife????
how are you gonna eat a glazed donut without getting your fingies dirty
polar kernel
fork and knife????
weak shuttle
am i too high
you're hallucinating
oblique stream
from a nutritional perspective
prime pulsar
how are you gonna eat a glazed donut without getting your fingies dirty
with fork
stone meadow
https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-fortnite-dance-godzilla-godzilla-fortnite-griddy...
shut up
toxic relic
its like eating a pizza with a fork and knife
toxic relic
who the fuck would do that
stone meadow
its like eating a pizza with a fork and knife
i understand that more
toxic relic
dude what
agile void
with fork
How are you gonna defend your donut if your allready use the fork to eat the donut
stone meadow
pizza is a food at least
toxic relic
use your HANDS
oblique stream
Doughnut isn't a food?
stone meadow
doughnut is a dessert
weak shuttle
you guys don't even know how to properly eat pizza
prime pulsar
why would you feel the need to defend your donut man @agile void
toxic relic
are desserts not food
stone meadow
you dont eat a snickers with a knife and fork is my point
polar kernel
donuts are so lame
hollow iron
Hey mate, got some tehnical issues, can someone assist me?
toxic relic
donuts are overrated
rain mango
you dont eat a snickers with a knife and fork is my point
But what if it's hot, and you don't want to get chocolate on your fingers?
stone meadow
Hey mate, got some tehnical issues, can someone assist me?
you can put it in here or #1019767076094758924 or both
oblique stream
you dont eat a snickers with a knife and fork is my point
But you eat a cake with fork or a spoon
toxic relic
why the fuck are you heating up a snickers bar
prime pulsar
you dont eat a snickers with a knife and fork is my point
it has a packaging so you dont gewt your fingies dirty
stone meadow
But what if it's hot, and you don't want to get chocolate on your fingers?
id rather be covered in chocholate than eat snickers with a knife and fork
stone meadow
it has a packaging so you dont gewt your fingies dirty
you can use tissues for a donut too
also donuts arent piping hot
rain mango
But then half the donut is soaked into the tissue...
stone meadow
so there is no reason not to hold em
agile void
why would you feel the need to defend your donut man <@669202159010840596>
because it's my donut
toxic relic
wet donut
oblique stream
why the fuck are you heating up a snickers bar
Cause chocolate melts really fast
agile void
it is my right to defend with lethal force anyone that tries to steal it from me
acoustic tiger
good morning chat how are you
stone meadow
good morning chat how are you
prime pulsar
you can use tissues for a donut too
yea but it smears into my mouth because its round
hollow iron
I posted in support but maybe someone here knows a solution
acoustic tiger
https://tenor.com/view/why-what-in-the-hell-oh-god-pizza-house-on-fire-gif-15536...
yeah that makes sense
prime pulsar
because it's my donut
LMAO
stone meadow
yea but it smears into my mouth because its round
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SMEARS INTO YOUR MOUTH CAUSE ITS ROUND
toxic relic
ill kill you
what if i dipped your burger in water and told you to eat the soggy chunky bread
hollow iron
My workshop is messed up, thousands od mods are missing
acoustic tiger
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SMEARS INTO YOUR MOUTH CAUSE ITS ROUND
n-no I do not
prime pulsar
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SMEARS INTO YOUR MOUTH CAUSE ITS ROUND
NO
agile void
Is this true, i saw like 1 ad of squid game 3
oblique stream
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SMEARS INTO YOUR MOUTH CAUSE ITS ROUND
DEEZ NUTS
toxic relic
what if you had to eat watery old meat
agile void
tought it was barely in production and we wont see it for a few more month or years
stone meadow
what if this chat didnt do mental damage to everyone who reads it
wouldnt that be nice
polar kernel
Is this true, i saw like 1 ad of squid game 3
HONG SANG YOUNG FROM THE SQUID GAME 🗣️
toxic relic
idk man
acoustic tiger
zomboid general = 1d4 psychic damage
oblique stream
what if you had to eat watery old meat
Definitely on par with whatever meat @agile void ate that time
agile void
what if you had to eat watery old meat
Is their anything more delicious than the meat in the botum of the sink that got cooked by the hot watter running all over it?
stone meadow
Definitely on par with whatever meat <@669202159010840596> ate that time
id rather eat watery meat that whatever he made
burnt kite
HONG SANG YOUNG FROM THE SQUID GAME 🗣️
YOU'S FROM THE SQUID GAME, HONG SANG YOUNG 💯 🔥
prime pulsar
what if you had to eat watery old meat
PLS NO
stone meadow
how did chat spiral this fast
surreal mirage
its degen chat
toxic relic
Is their anything more delicious than the meat in the botum of the sink that got...
hmmmm, when you're washing the dishes and you scratch your beard but a piece of old pasta flings into your mouth and it tastes lightly soapy and soggy almost like a wet booger
oblique stream
Tty again
acoustic tiger
rip
prime pulsar
hmmmm, when you're washing the dishes and you scratch your beard but a piece of ...
EWW
floral fiber
how did chat spiral this fast
Degen chat
hardy muralBOT
rain mango
They named their social app "Discord." What did they expect to happen? 😄
burnt kite
hmmmm, when you're washing the dishes and you scratch your beard but a piece of ...
Food's expensive nowadays, gotta reduce waste
slender void
guys i got a world like almost 2 years in getting bored what do i do?
toxic relic
Food's expensive nowadays, gotta reduce waste
agreed
oblique stream
They named their social app "Discord." *What did they expect to happen?* 😄
My favorite song from the living tombstone
agile void
Just started making cocain in rimworld
polar kernel
guys i got a world like almost 2 years in getting bored what do i do?
i cant say out loud what you should do but think of it as a violent "great reset"
prime pulsar
happened to me 3 hours ago
thank god i dont have a beard but it stiil feels gross when the sauce hits your face
celest salmon
Food's expensive nowadays, gotta reduce waste
How to lower food prices? Start a zombie apocalypse.. PZ irl
agile void
the slave named " guiottine " INSTANTLY took the cocain fresh of the shelve to sniff it
polar kernel
in other words make ur character blow their shit smoove off 💔
burnt kite
My friend kicked water from a dirty puddle at me and the water got into my nose and mouth
acoustic tiger
My favorite song from the living tombstone
oh god I'm having flashbacks to THOSE days
acoustic tiger
My friend kicked water from a dirty puddle at me and the water got into my nose ...
delicious
oblique stream
i cant say out loud what you should do but think of it as a violent "great reset...
Kill yourself
In game
burnt kite
My friend kicked water from a dirty puddle at me and the water got into my nose ...
We're getting brain eating amoeba with this one
burnt kite
kill him now
Is there a backstory to your bio
oblique stream
Can we get a video that inspired it
polar kernel
Is there a backstory to your bio
@vague thicket
toxic relic
whose knee did you slap
prime pulsar
My friend kicked water from a dirty puddle at me and the water got into my nose ...
i would stop being friends w them tbh
toxic relic
who's
burnt kite
i would stop being friends w them tbh
I retaliated with my belt
burnt kite
100% deserved
prime pulsar
I retaliated with my belt
what if he has a belt fetish....
that could have gone in other ways....
celest salmon
Then 
burnt kite
what if he has a belt fetish....
At a certain point, suffering overwhelms enjoyment
celest salmon
Guys spiffo MEAT is very unhealthy his MEAT is presumed to have the Knox event virus in it his MEAT is sum type of mad cow disease and makes people go crazy to get MORE MEAT
polar kernel
i love meat
burnt kite
Guys spiffo MEAT is very unhealthy his MEAT is presumed to have the Knox event v...
I bet your mom gets all the meat
toxic relic
Guys spiffo MEAT is very unhealthy his MEAT is presumed to have the Knox event v...
do you ever feel a sense of embarrassment when you say these things
polar kernel
i hear that question a lot
sacred schooner
Guys spiffo MEAT is very unhealthy his MEAT is presumed to have the Knox event v...
he's gone mad
toxic relic
do you have a moment of clarity where you realise what you've done
burnt kite
do you have a moment of clarity where you realise what you've done
So let mercy come
toxic relic
and you just feel a deep sense of shame
polar kernel
and you just feel a deep sense of shame
literally has never happened to me
toxic relic
ok twink
celest salmon
i love meat
I know you love MEAT
toxic relic
i was talking to the dog pfp
toxic relic
i dont care what the dog does in its free time
celest salmon
i dont care what the dog does in its free time
The dog eats spiffo MEAT
toxic relic
man this bit you're doing is tragic
quasi slate
rage rage rage rage rage i wanna rage rage rage rage rage
celest salmon
<a:BA:1388172404764708944><a:NN:1388172347835551898><a:ED:1388172267548180646>
Why’d you copy me
Bum
Stealing the good meat
celest salmon
toxic relic
good luck with your "british army rp community" discord now, buster
celest salmon
Heh
I joined that 3 years ago
And now all I have left
Is the emojis
And the emojis
Are cool
😛😛😛😛
celest salmon
You found my terraria phase
I’m cooked
I played terraria for along time when my internet was out
celest salmon
Heck no
Can you fight magical skulls that fly at night in vanilla Minecraft
Bc for sum reason u can In terraria
harsh vault
Wtf is terraria
omg cute pfp
celest salmon
minecraft has phantoms at night (which they fly)
Is that any where close to a skull that shoots lasers out its eyes and spins around like a spooky scary skeleton
stone meadow
Kill yourself
In game
yeah dont pls
chrome jetty
Kapow
broken bane
Anyone seen the new dayz trailer?
stone meadow
@broken bane twitter links dont work just fyi
stiff geyser
Why not?
stone meadow
so you can stop trying them
stiff geyser
1984 smh
toxic relic
why is it 1984
toxic hawk
stiff geyser
omg cute pfp
UwU
toxic relic
who the fuck uses that app anymore regardless
stiff geyser
I don't even use twitter
stone meadow
we had a vote on this
broken bane
<@249648693286797324> twitter links dont work just fyi
sensible
stiff geyser
I just use Reddit
toxic relic
ive never been on it but why would you stay on it now
toxic relic
we had a vote on this
this is democracy manifest
celest salmon
When is root beer factorys gonna happen in game
I wanna have a sugar overdose in game
toxic relic
root beer...factors?
harsh vault
i use twitter for tarkov tweets
toxic relic
factories
celest salmon
Factory’s
toxic relic
i use twitter for tarkov tweets
your addiction is a life raft that will never save you
how much tarkov do you play
celest salmon
I got 2k hours in one week
sacred schooner
celest salmon
there's 168 hours in one week
Yes but
Are you able to rewind time
I bet not
Because neither can I
rough isle
whats the latest version that supports multiplayer?
celest salmon
whats the latest version that supports multiplayer?
Build 41
agile void
i just realize my religion ban my pawn from doing cocain
so now my religious leader is mad because she had a breakdown and snorted cocain
neon bramble
medical use only moment
celest salmon
which beta is it?
Not sure but you could probably just download the most recent build 41
celest salmon
so now my religious leader is mad because she had a breakdown and snorted cocain
Isn’t this the opposite of what they stand for
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-happy-miyabi-laugh-laugh-gif-5523255195478659010
neon bramble
rough isle
41_78_7 is multiplayer?
toxic hawk
Can whoever keep staking my opioid just stop please ? I need that stuff for open fractures and burns wounds and stuff. Stop taking it
sacred schooner
41_78_7 is multiplayer?
if it's 41, it's multiplayer
neon bramble
oblique stream
Can whoever keep staking my opioid just stop please ? I need that stuff for open...
You cant stop me
oblique stream
yeah dont pls
Or you can just start another playthrough
Never get the point of continuing with new character after you died in pz
Id say its more fun to start from scratch fully, instead of trying to fix the mistakes that got you killed
agile void
How summer been feeling
i am melting
i dont even have school anymore but i feel like everything is a gym class
i feel more tirred when i wake up than when im going to sleep
zenith sage
does anyone actually have a few tips to start playing PZ? I have no clue what i'm doing
agile void
You need summer for that feeling?
Yes, because when it's cold everything is enjoyable
you can go outside
you can go to the grocery store 5km away walking with 20 kilo of grocerie and end up not even sweating
you dont have to dress inapropriatly just to not have a heat stroke
oblique stream
Imagine not being miserable and thinking about pointlesness of whatever your doing in your life 24/7
Do better 
oblique stream
you dont have to dress inapropriatly just to not have a heat stroke
Summer fans when single mosquito
rough isle
WOAH proximity inventory is vanilla now?
maintenance improves repair too? or do i just have mods installed?
oblique stream
Whats proximity inventory
agile void
Summer fans when single mosquito
Summer fan are talking about summer in 1950 where it was a fresh day with more lighting
quasi slate
oblique stream
you dont have to dress inapropriatly just to not have a heat stroke
Honestly the worst thing about summer and global warming
agile void
Honestly the worst thing about summer and global warming
summer is making me consider moving to a non latin country
oblique stream
Summer sale time 
tender igloo
summer is making me consider moving to a non latin country
less clothes the better!
agile void
less clothes the better!
i feel like a filthy animal when i wear shorts
marsh crest
I have a purple tag for now but I’ll switch out for zomboid when it happens 🥰💜
agile void
thats why i want to live in a country where a hot summer day is 10 degree
oblique stream
i feel like a filthy animal when i wear shorts
same
tender igloo
i feel like a filthy animal when i wear shorts
ever since moving to tx i cannot stand wearing pants or t-shirts
agile void
They are 2 kind of people when regarding short
Some people who cant stand wearing them
And people who think your a complete zealot for not enjoying wearing them
agile void
ever since moving to tx i cannot stand wearing pants or t-shirts
isent it like 50 degree in texas
what do you even wear then
i mean your a multi millionaire so you probably have a manssion with 50 ac unit
tender igloo
weather this year has been weird in may it got to 115 and now its just been in the 80's to 95s
agile void
weather this year has been weird in may it got to 115 and now its just been in t...
Climate change is stocking up it's energy to make one death ray per year to kill as many people
tender igloo
lol one death ray per year
agile void
the hottest day ive ever been in was like 45 degree in occitania
but occitania feels way better in hot weather
than where i am rn
tender igloo
thats hot
pseudo fox
help why it do this
tender igloo
yah when i was younger in cali that was the only way we could stay cool cause we only had a swamp cooler , was just go to the lake
agile void
in rhone alps when it's 30 degree in the day it's 30 degree at night too
tender igloo
dang what the cuss
oblique stream
help why it do this
what game is this
pseudo fox
what game is this
valheim
agile void
last time i went to the lake the lake was to cold to be in
couldent even swim
even worse is that the people i went it took the wrong route
pseudo fox
im boating and the wind hates me
agile void
so we walked 1 hour in a random direction to realize it was the wrong one and had to go back to the car
agile void
Huh
same
cooking simulator is a super easy game to run too
i remember playing it on my laptop
agile void
dang what the cuss
Be on the top of montain, you have to drive to get anything and barely any internet
Be at botum of the montain, you melt alive
oblique stream
cooking simulator is a super easy game to run too
Unless you have core 2 duo or somethign
tender igloo
>Be on the top of montain, you have to drive to get anything and barely any inte...
yeah no thanks lol i spent like 10 years with less than 1 mbps internet
agile void
this is the temperature in my fuckass town
tender igloo
does it rain a lot there?
tender igloo
i love rain and humid shits
agile void
paris got half destroyed by a thunder storm
lucky bastard
lol
some people are saying fornite is crazy sadistic
which you can have whateve ropinion on this, going bankrupt becaues you cheated on fornite is so funny
tender igloo
imagine cheating to just have to pay that back rofl
agile void
He is gonna have to live in a trailer park and is never gonna be allowed to own anything until the later stages of his life, because he cheated in a video game
peak
burnt kite
agile void
I like to think you just filmed this rather than finding it on twitter
burnt kite
I like to think you just filmed this rather than finding it on twitter
I dont have twitter
cedar monolith
xd
rain mango
And it's angry.
burnt kite
Evil ass jackrabbit
rain mango
That hare will skin you first
tender igloo
my dad had a jackalope that was stuffed and i took it to school for show n tell cause i thought it was reel
REAL NOT FREAKING REEL
agile void
I love how my first reaction was thinking it was an hare, i check the comment, first comment is someone mentioning its a hare too
burnt kite
Rabbid
cedar monolith
my dad had a jackalope that was stuffed and i took it to school for show n tell ...
english only chat
gilded bridge
it's a hare you dumbass
What's the difference?
burnt kite
tender igloo
english only chat
burnt kite
I fucking hate android
stone meadow
why
gilded bridge
my dad had a jackalope that was stuffed and i took it to school for show n tell ...
My dad has a lot of those
I once took a whole ass eagle
cedar monolith
I like it
toxic relic
free youtube
burnt kite
I fucking hate android
What do you mean I have to pull my laptop out and perform a mildly risky procedure just to be able to use cheat engine to give myself moneys
toxic relic
it sucks that free youtube makes sense
tender igloo
My dad has a lot of those
I once took a whole ass eagle
lol
gilded bridge
free youtube
Free literally everything
I'm currently enjoying Spotify premium for free
stone meadow
What do you mean I have to pull my laptop out and perform a mildly risky procedu...
thats not an android issue though
tender igloo
i love dead things
stone meadow
YEAH YOU BETTER NOT
burnt kite
It's just mildly inconvenient
toxic relic
YEAH YOU BETTER NOT
corpo shill 
stone meadow
android is open source tho
gilded bridge
YEAH YOU BETTER NOT
Let's gang on clownade and abuse him verbally for dissing andriod(jk)
neon bramble
priorities
burnt kite
Let's gang on clownade and abuse him verbally for dissing andriod(jk)
Jokes on you I'm into that
toxic relic
android is open source tho
ill make sure your back is open source for my knives
tall glen
Hi Dave
burnt kite
Anyway chat, should I root my old phone
urban tinsel
Anyway chat, should I root my old phone
Phones should only be used for making calls. Now get off my lawn
rain mango
"Why did you do that?"
"Nobody came back in time from the future to stop me?"
burnt kite
We all hate proprietary software in this house
stone meadow
ill make sure your back is open source for my knives
call for violence, banned
agile void
puppers definitly murdered multiple innocent and used her wealth to not be sent to jail
burnt kite
We all hate proprietary software in this house
Unless someone buys it for me
urban tinsel
I miss clippy
toxic relic
call for violence, banned
who is violence and why do you hate calling them?
stone meadow
Phones should only be used for making calls. Now get off my lawn
the internet should only be used for sending electronic mail 🧓
rain mango
puppers definitly murdered multiple innocent and used her wealth to not be sent ...
I'm not saying Puppers did this, I'm 'just asking questions' 😉
plush cobalt
Was not ready for the information that there are people who don't know Clippy
Obvious, in hindsight, but painful nonetheless
agile void
did they moved march ridge? i was lmost certain it wasent there
stone meadow
I miss clippy
you can still get clippy and hundreds of other desktop assistants btw
tender igloo
puppers definitly murdered multiple innocent and used her wealth to not be sent ...
yah right i cant even kill a bug
a person though? 
plush cobalt
did they moved march ridge? i was lmost certain it wasent there
Moved the whole map. It's Alabama now
stone meadow
Was not ready for the information that there are people who don't know Clippy
do they even know The Wizard
rose kestrel
urban tinsel
you can still get clippy and hundreds of other desktop assistants btw
..... no thank you.
burnt kite
you can still get clippy and hundreds of other desktop assistants btw
I think my grandma had a cat assistant
plush cobalt
do they even know The Wizard
They must not 😔
toxic relic
clippy walked so steam happy could run
tender igloo
you can still get clippy and hundreds of other desktop assistants btw
wth lol
stone meadow
https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396
for nostalgias sake
I turned my whole win 10 into win xp once
tender igloo
he was so annoying in microsoft word but i miss him
rain mango
He was that guy in the top right corner who I knew I was smarter than 😉
stone meadow
had the sounds and everything
tender igloo
dude lol
rose kestrel
he was so annoying in microsoft word but i miss him
stone meadow
microsoft keeps making it harder to customize your windows install
what if i want a whatsapp themed windows vista OS
burnt kite
Sleeping dogs mentioned 
stone meadow
peak
tender igloo
your task bar is in the wrong position
tall glen
Hi Dave
tender igloo
it goes ontop
burnt kite
it goes ontop
Weirdo
stone meadow
oh I even had the classic start menu
tender igloo
thats cool
stone meadow
it took an extra 0.3 secs to load my desktop but it was worth it
burnt kite
If only Microsoft left a way to change to the windows 10's "emergency" theme, which is the default Windows NT theme
rose kestrel
oh I even had the classic start menu
hacks for PZ mp??????
toxic relic
it goes ontop
mines in the middle of my screen
tender igloo
huh
burnt kite
If only Microsoft left a way to change to the windows 10's "emergency" theme, wh...
It usually appears when something goes to shit
stone meadow
hacks for PZ mp??????
yeah i was a prolific hacker man
burnt kite
oh I even had the classic start menu
Also paint.net mentioned
toxic relic
windows always looks so bad
tender igloo
what do you mean middle?
burnt kite
windows always looks so bad
Hop on MS DOS
tender igloo
a shelf!
tender igloo
oh fuck lol
rose kestrel
quasi slate
so freaking sad that no one wants to take in the phone to repair because of E: [PDP] 1stat /c__/pdp_b : 0 - no pdp scenario
frustrating
rain mango
Did you reboot it three times?
quasi slate
nothing works at all samsung refused to fix it themselves
third party are like
"no"
quasi slate
cant even buy the same exact phone because there is no reseller of the exact model i have
burnt kite
Spend more moneys
quasi slate
Just buy a new one
i have 4 phones
agile void
I think it’s sad that it’s not a more well known fact, that a revolutionary general was adopted by the king of Sweden and became king of Sweden and Norway
Despite having tattooed « death to the monarchy » on him
Like I even knew Swede who don’t know about this
quasi slate
rael
toxic relic
lol mines all junked up
i have nothing on my desktop
why is everyone putting shit up there
onyx igloo
idk man i like it
heavy ivy
you should destroy norton and banish it from your pc forever
toxic relic
idk man i like it
fair dude
onyx igloo
you should destroy norton and banish it from your pc forever
my dad buys it, not me
heavy ivy
you should uninstall it anyways and im sorry for your loss
quasi slate
i hate this big picture feature from steam beyond belief it's so irritating accidentally going into it
plush cobalt
i have nothing on my desktop
Real
I'm always treated like a freak for this but like... when am I looking at my desktop
Keyboard shortcuts + taskbar is all I need
toxic relic
fr
heavy ivy
McAffee and Norton are the most prolific viruses of our time
toxic relic
i just use terminal for everything
whats the point of shortcuts when IM the fucking shortcut
heavy ivy
being on an arch distro made us realize how bad we had it on windows
plush cobalt
I do that for most things but Firefox is frequent enough to warrant keeping around
onyx igloo
they shortcut my brain
heavy ivy
sudo pacman -Syu
full update
yay [any software under the sun]
installed within minutes
oblique stream
McAffee and Norton are the most prolific viruses of our time
Almost 90% of antiviruses are viruses with different names
there is also epic games
heavy ivy
pfff
toxic relic
being on an arch distro made us realize how bad we had it on windows
endeavour?
quasi slate
the best antivirus is the user themselves
quasi slate
if you have a dented skull and get malware then thats on u
heavy ivy
yeppers, we'll prolly do arch proper next time around, scarf runs endeavour too and helped us with the switch over
onyx igloo
i haven't yet
oblique stream
Im more than serious about having less popups and adverts by downloading games from illicit websites, than from having epic games installed
toxic relic
Im more than serious about having less popups and adverts by downloading games f...
real
nimble plume
Guys, I need to dispose alot of bodies
heavy ivy
outside of a small desktop environment issue on the last Plasma major release i've had no problems with it so far :)
nimble plume
(Ingame)
heavy ivy
and because it's linux a fix for my issue was out by the time the update released anyways
toxic relic
leave the corpses
oblique stream
Fire
toxic relic
theyll rot
onyx igloo
does linux have its own antivirus?
toxic relic
and become skeleton
onyx igloo
like
toxic relic
wdym
nimble plume
leave the corpses
Theyre stimky tho
onyx igloo
like windows defender
nimble plume
They also attract more zombies
toxic relic
windows defender lmao
onyx igloo
does linux have its own windows defender lmao
heavy ivy
does linux have its own antivirus?
the antivirus is linux not being a targeted demographic, along with the user just not executing shady shit
toxic relic
yeah it differs from distro to distro
toxic relic
some do though
heavy ivy
each distro has low level antivirus too of some kind, unless you manually uninstall it
onyx igloo
gotcha
quasi slate
just make your own distro
heavy ivy
like local network protections and stuff, not things that you'd see in userspace
toxic relic
the antivirus is linux not being a targeted demographic, along with the user jus...
real
oblique stream
They also attract more zombies
they dont
oblique stream
wiki editor here
onyx igloo
the only time i really see norton is "hey bro your things clear" like once a month lol
other than that i mainly ignore it
quasi slate
excuse my naivety but wtf is norton
heavy ivy
what you dont see is it sapping your performance and storage every moment that your pc is turned on
quasi slate
first time hearing about it
toxic relic
excuse my naivety but wtf is norton
norton you need to know about mate
oblique stream
excuse my naivety but wtf is norton
Norton deez nuts
heavy ivy
if you dont know about it then it hasnt caused you problems so honestly quite happy for you Moopy
onyx igloo
what you dont see is it sapping your performance and storage every moment that y...
spy sappin my sentry
oblique stream
hope that helps
quasi slate
oblique stream
what you dont see is it sapping your performance and storage every moment that y...
Any antivirus does that
even windows one
heavy ivy
windows defender is better by comparison
rain mango
burnt kite
Windows defender is the most you need as a domestic user
Anything beyond that is just bloat
rain mango
is kaspersky any good
burnt kite
is kaspersky any good
Its aite
agile void
if y'all are bored try this build in westpoint and head directly for louis ville
rain mango
is kaspersky any good
If you want Russians spying on your shit, sure.
burnt kite
IIRC it has a horrific virus notif
quasi slate
if ur feeling extra spicy disable windows defender to squeeze out more frames in games
rain mango
(That may be more rumor than truth, but, like... Russia...)
agile void
what do the caracter y'all use every game look like? personaly this
rain mango
If you want Russians spying on your shit, sure.
my laptop is just full of school/book PDF's
Eh, no politics but lets just say my trust is hard to earn and easy to lose lol.
plus my country has good relations with russia (i think?) so i don't see why they'd need to spy on a highschooler's laptop
like i got some secret nuclear program or smth
onyx igloo
your homework is the secret nuclear program
rain mango
your homework is the secret nuclear program
no way
onyx igloo
i know right
burnt kite
plush cobalt
what do the caracter y'all use every game look like? personaly this
Depends on the character
rain mango
ah nice
agile void
Depends on the character
you dont have a premade caracter that look like you?
onyx igloo
lmao i imagined some russian just going like "wait what the fuck?!"
burnt kite
Switzerland is the goat
toxic relic
denial is a river in egypt
rain mango
if y'all are bored try this build in westpoint and head directly for louis ville
btw there's a french PZ map mod in progress, enjoy experiencing marseille through project zomboid!
toxic relic
switzerland can suck deez
last spoke
You don't need a third party AV
WinDefender is fine so long as you practice safe internet usage
toxic relic
"neutral"
neutral means we'll take the war money but we wont fight in the war
lmao
thats not neutral
last spoke
For example, don't click on things you're not meant to click on
burnt kite
You don't need a third party AV
WinDefender is fine so long as you practice safe...
You def need mcaffee though
onyx igloo
its not the neutral gold hoarding country i tho-
heavy ivy
the american rose glasses filter is real
i know because we are still trying to not see through it
last spoke
Don't spend money on AVs, and hell, even better, don't spend money on your operating system
burnt kite
Anyway, you don't need an antivirus
swift crag
the american rose glasses filter is real
i know because we are still trying to n...
I thought of a stupid meme I saw.
burnt kite
Maybe adwcleaner at most
last spoke
Maybe adwcleaner at most
I've literally never heard of that
burnt kite
Why would you
onyx igloo
oh wait operating system is different than hardware
rain mango
do people in this server have jobs btw
onyx igloo
eh ill roll with it
toxic relic
why is this a question pfft
last spoke
Basically, you don't need anything but WinDefender.
If you do, you actually need to take a course in internet safety
rain mango
that's crazy
tender igloo
lol mines all junked up
dude lol , i like those people that use shelfs for their icons , that background looks cool though
rain mango
why is this a question pfft
why not
plush cobalt
Just remembered last night I dreamt that someone was trying to kill me
toxic relic
that was me
plush cobalt
Can't believe they couldn't manage. Another L
onyx igloo
you can go ahead and try, but he always comes back
plush cobalt
Tried to get me while I was sleeping
last spoke
Just remembered last night I dreamt that someone was trying to kill me
Sorry, no, it was a misunderstanding
swift crag
Just remembered last night I dreamt that someone was trying to kill me
Omar why are you having so many traumatic dreams?
Actually concerned about you now
heavy ivy
Seems i missed you Omar, next time I will aim better
surreal mirage
Malwarebytes is good for when you do manage to install something sus, it's not a prevention method tho
plush cobalt
What was the last one I mentioned here? I had another recently where I had ransomware but I just woke myself up lol
plush cobalt
Seems i missed you Omar, next time I will aim better
Why is everyone trying to kill me
I'm cool! I swear!
toxic relic
i think omar is secretly very troubled
last spoke
AVs are a vaccine
Except their efficacy... varies
plush cobalt
i think omar is secretly very troubled
Nah I'm awesome
toxic relic
im sure you are but you can be both awesome while being mentally ill and/or stressed
plush cobalt
It's my brain trying to make things more interesting because my life is so easy and not troublesome. I'll have to tell my butlers to put me to sleep harder
plush cobalt
Tbf I don't even consider these nightmares really
toxic relic
theyre goofy
plush cobalt
I didn't wake up scared, yeah exactly
toxic relic
how did you know someone was trying to kill you