general_chat

[onyx igloo]

(no i didn't)

[polar kernel]

i wasnt doing drugs but someone who was in my original batch surely was lol

[ivory grail]

No you did

I watched

[onyx igloo]

shut your mouth

[simple bear]

At da lounge rn this place so cool

[polar kernel]

its dumb asf they just mix it all into a piss cauldron and make EVERYONE come back

[simple bear]

Gonna try the racing sim setup after class

Then i gotta do indoc shit

[polar kernel]

what a load of barnacles ur not even supposed to have ur phone when ur there

[onyx igloo]

wouldn't that just get everyone blamed

[simple bear]

the flip?!?

[simple bear]

we r allowed to

[polar kernel]

bruh

[simple bear]

just no pictured i believe

pictures

[polar kernel]

why is every branch but the marines and air force so lenient w phones its crazy

i got ONE phone call my entire basic training period

[simple bear]

Technically an air force base

[onyx igloo]

do you guys get the hella thick phones

not phones

phonecases

[simple bear]

I got 7 but thats because we were hall of fame division

[polar kernel]

SEVEN

IS CRAZY

[simple bear]

Each an hour even if they were technically only meant to be 5-15 mins

[polar kernel]

WHAT THE FUCK

[simple bear]

#pwned

[polar kernel]

what base

[onyx igloo]

wasn't it these

[simple bear]

Charleston

Joint base Charleston

[onyx igloo]

i think these were used during war tho

[polar kernel]

where the fuck is that lmao

[simple bear]

South Carolina

[polar kernel]

oh i see

[simple bear]

Right on da coast

Gonna go to the beach once I am allowed to leave base

[onyx igloo]

i'm a dumbass i need the military grade phone case

[toxic hawk]

heard it was good

[harsh vault]

yems

defo

[simple bear]

I dont have a govt phone

Thats staff only i believe

[onyx igloo]

oh

gotcha

[simple bear]

Air force food #sucks btw

[onyx igloo]

i thought yall got the luxury treatment

[simple bear]

They swapped galley from navy food to air force food a year back and everyone hates it

[simple bear]

Most things we do

[onyx igloo]

oh

my grandpa always picks on the air force lol

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-wheezer-monstruo-pulmones-dead-space-wheezer-gif-761261370161463694

[simple bear]

They got PS5s and XBOXs here ima see what games they got later

[onyx igloo]

he was a navy veteran

[simple bear]

Their bootcamp is the easiest

[ivory grail]

I can quit dead space anytime

[simple bear]

Mine was too

[onyx igloo]

awesome broski

[simple bear]

He cut contact with my father when he was like 20 though

[onyx igloo]

oh

not so awesome

[simple bear]

But now that I signed up he is trynna get back in touch lol

like bro i aint even seen u once in my life

👼

[toxic hawk]

it looks cool but i'm too lazy to get into it

[onyx igloo]

i did not expect that turn

[simple bear]

May visit him though he lives in Alabama

[onyx igloo]

that was like a 180

[simple bear]

When I get leave

[simple bear]

Old narcissistic boomer mentality

Makes sense honestly

[onyx igloo]

i forgot about the boomer mentality

[ivory grail]

I mean might be for a good reason

[simple bear]

Bro is also a millionaire from old family money but is not passing that shi down to my dad and I

[onyx igloo]

my grandpa never really showed, boomer mentality

[ivory grail]

Wow my internet connection is bad

[simple bear]

Nah he was just abusive

Divorced my grandma after she had my dad

[frosty tulip]

Never knew either of my grandpas, grandpa on my mum's side was in the navy tho

[ivory grail]

Oh grandpa fucking suck F tier grandpa

[simple bear]

I visited my grandpa in Alabama on my moms side when he was dying of Leukemia

Saw him get wheeled away on a stretcher and then we went back home the next day

[onyx igloo]

my grandpa always was big on gifts during christmas and is helping his sister out right now

[frosty tulip]

My great granddad was just some dude that still continued to smoke even though he had tuberculosis for decades

Fucking lunatic

[onyx igloo]

i never saw, "boomer mentality" from my grandpa

[simple bear]

Lucky

[onyx igloo]

indeed

[simple bear]

All the old ppl i dealt with at my last job had it

They expected me to kiss their feet so much

[onyx igloo]

wrinkly feet

[simple bear]

Mfs would ask me to wipe down machines for them like mf this is a gym you do that yoself

[onyx igloo]

grandpa morgan

[rain mango]

I dont like people at all let alone old people so i avoid them

[frosty tulip]

The only thing I expect out of you is to listen to my infodumps about random shit

Yes elderly boomer, you will listen to my rant about the lore in Half Life 2

I don't care you never heard of a video game

[simple bear]

I cant wait to get out of classes and waste my free time playing games

[onyx igloo]

my grandpa always listened to my spouted bullshit when i was little lol

[simple bear]

Still do my watch quals all by next week

gotta do

[ivory grail]

I saw major boomer mentality from my grandpa. He the textbook boomer and a racist, sexist, homophonic. Really anything bad he that guy. He happy that two countries are just killing each other because they are us. Like grandpa please calm the fuck down.

[onyx igloo]

damn

[frosty tulip]

From what I heard from my mum about my granddad, dude literally sounded like me

[simple bear]

Average oldhead

[onyx igloo]

i got the nat 21 on my grandpa

[frosty tulip]

Always whining about shit, literally me

Sounded pretty chill tho

[onyx igloo]

i could never whine

my mom would respond with her adult problems to like 8 year old me

i was always like "shit man that sucks"

[frosty tulip]

I only whine about pointless shit that affects nobody

Just random game stuff

[ivory grail]

I whine but mostly being sarcastic never really care about it

[onyx igloo]

usually i just fix the shit i get annoyed at if i can

[frosty tulip]

You will listen to me weep and cry when I'm elderly and I just narrowly lost at bingo

You will hear me fucking lose it

[simple bear]

I look nothing like either of my grandfathers

[onyx igloo]

like a spiteful "fuck you, insert problem here"

[simple bear]

But am almost a clone of my second great grandfather somehow

[onyx igloo]

guys if you ever wanna fix your problems, use spite against it

[simple bear]

Other than the pointy ahh elf ears

[ivory grail]

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. JESSICA FUCKING CHEATED I SHOULD'VE WON

[frosty tulip]

Bryk just doxxed himself

Fucking lmao

[simple bear]

Mhm

[frosty tulip]

It's over

[simple bear]

I use this same acc for the base discord

[onyx igloo]

bryk i am at your door

[simple bear]

Same pfp and all

[harsh vault]

@frosty tulip i might get disco elysium

[frosty tulip]

Pirate it preferably

[harsh vault]

summer sale though

will be cheap

[frosty tulip]

Ye but the Devs get nothing

Publishers legit snaked it from under em

[simple bear]

So inbred

[frosty tulip]

If ya know how to pirate then do that for it, if not, probably swoop it during the sale then

[simple bear]

Gotta piss again bruv

[onyx igloo]

i hate when publishers are allowed to do that bullshit

we need more rules

[north karma]

do u know where can i get cheat menu rebirth

[harsh vault]

pirating yucky

the only games i get for free preferably is abandonware

[onyx igloo]

bro get a MILLION bitcoin miners and a MILLION viruses it would be so funny

[frosty tulip]

I'd rather it over giving money to the publishers that stole the game from the Devs tho lol

[young kelp]

steamworkshop

[harsh vault]

and even then i check if the steam key is up

[young kelp]

thats like mostly the only place you can get mods

[north karma]

im using gog

[young kelp]

no hope for you then

[north karma]

nexus mods?

[young kelp]

not every steam mods are in nexus

no idea if cheat menu is there

can check

[ivory grail]

Mine is so white a decent amount from Ireland and Germany, a bit from the UK, and then a bit from Ohio and texas

[urban tinsel]

Steam workshop downloader does exist, not sure if it'll work for the mod in question though

[frosty tulip]

My family gatherings suck, so many people I don't know there but somehow they know me

[simple bear]

im just a generic western europe mix

[rain mango]

I come from greece and germany

[onyx igloo]

are you also pale as a ghost like me

[frosty tulip]

My dad's side is half greek and there's so many people at family gatherings

Very annoying

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/scotland-forever-gif-1469023208301646087

[rain mango]

my dads side is also half greek half polish

[simple bear]

Yes and I cant tan at all

[rain mango]

My moms side german irish

But more german

[simple bear]

I just burn and peel

[onyx igloo]

SAME brother

i get freckles

the collection of freckles

[simple bear]

I dont unfortunately

[rain mango]

I get sunburnt instead of tanning

[onyx igloo]

this ^

[simple bear]

Red as a tomato

[onyx igloo]

YES

[ivory grail]

I just get toasted

[frosty tulip]

I burn easily but I'm also good with hot weather as long as I got sunscreen

40 degrees out? I got my hoodie and tracksuit pants on

[toxic relic]

lmao

imagine getting burnt

[rain mango]

Im gonna take a catnap

[ivory grail]

I use to be amazing with heat but now i can't stand it

[rain mango]

🖐️ 👋 🖐️ 👋

[frosty tulip]

God I fucking hated summer in school

Ya always had to wear a hat

[toxic relic]

balls sweating in those shitty school pants

[frosty tulip]

Otherwise ya couldn't go out to play unless there was a spare

[toxic relic]

did you have uniform?

i hated that school uniform goddamn

[frosty tulip]

"No hat, no play" forever ingrained in my brain

[frosty tulip]

Yeah

[young kelp]

we wear them suits to school

even in the blazing heat

[dim cloak]

damn, you were allowed to wear hats in your school?

[frosty tulip]

Ok our uniform wasn't that bad lol

[ivory grail]

I want to move to a colder climate because I use to just wear hoodie and sweatpants but now my body can't control heat anymore because of my damn thyroid

[frosty tulip]

You had to for recess

Well just in the warmer months

[young kelp]

these kinda suits we wear every other day

insanely hot

[frosty tulip]

Because this country is the skin cancer capital of the world for a reason

[young kelp]

inner shirt basically becomes wet

[dim cloak]

not in the us. it could be 1000 degrees outside and hats would still be banned

[young kelp]

like you dropped it in the sink or something

[ivory grail]

I mean you could be a terrorist if we can't see your head

[simple bear]

Australia?

[dim cloak]

Yeah, I can hide a bomb in my tiny fez.

[frosty tulip]

Yes

[ivory grail]

Did they make you carry those shitty plastic bags

[simple bear]

Makes sense for a country full of primarily English descendants with a shit ton of sunlight

[dim cloak]

no? idk wym

[simple bear]

phone at 3% and i got muster in 7 mins

Time to speedrun a piss

Adios

[dim cloak]

Mustard it up

[ivory grail]

These that ripped once a month

[dim cloak]

oh those

no

[frosty tulip]

I didn't inherit my dads side olive skin unfortunately

[ivory grail]

My school did this because someone brought in a pocket knife

[frosty tulip]

So I just crisp up since I'm a vampire

[acoustic tiger]

Bruh what

[dim cloak]

I finished HS a few years before that was implemented

[dim cloak]

yeah to prevent shootings and kids hiding guns in their bags

[ivory grail]

And after that people actually started bring in guns and airsoft guns and those shitty bags didn't do anything

[dim cloak]

yep.

[acoustic tiger]

I'm glad I graduated high school in the late 00s before this kinda shit became common

[ivory grail]

Like a folder can easily hide a gun

[dim cloak]

same but '16

Class of 2016

[acoustic tiger]

'08 here

lol

I'm old

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[dim cloak]

I would've been 10 years old

[acoustic tiger]

Like I said, old

[chrome jetty]

I graduated hs in 22 lol

[dim cloak]

bruh a kid got arrested once for making a pop-tart into the shape of a gun.

[acoustic tiger]

wHAT

[chrome jetty]

Now I have a college diploma and going for my bachelor’s

[acoustic tiger]

JFC

[ivory grail]

Literally the shit they did was brain dead. All they cared about is damage control when a kid brought a airsoft gun and wave it around they tried to hide it and demanded everyone to give them there phone to try to delete the video of the kid pointing it at a people in class

[dim cloak]

yeah it was in the like early-mid 2000s

maybe 2010s

[oblique stream]

Stinkfart is older

[ivory grail]

We were a public school and they wanted us to start wearing dress pants and wanted to make a school uniform

[oblique stream]

But you're still an old man

[ivory grail]

We literally wear cross country shorts just to be spiteful

[oblique stream]

You didn't have school uniform?

[acoustic tiger]

Old woman thank you very much

[fleet beacon]

I wonder why they won't add multiplayer for the unstable version? might as well right??

[oblique stream]

Sorry granny

[dim cloak]

there was rumors that MS13 was moving into my high school area the year I graduated. for those that don't know, MS13 is an insanely insanely violent gang in the US

[ivory grail]

Not in my elementary or highschool when I transfer to a trade school for the last two year I did. But I was fine with that because they actually cared about teaching us

[acoustic tiger]

They're waiting until it's stable and ready for mp

[oblique stream]

Cause its their game

[urban tinsel]

Because it's not done yet: https://steamcommunity.com/app/108600/discussions/0/563626407201131582/

[dim cloak]

look it up. they like would ||behead|| their victims and send the ||head|| to the victim's loved ones

[oblique stream]

And ppl will complain that its not working

Tis should add multiplayer button that does nothing

[urban tinsel]

Funnily enough there was a mod that did exactly that lol.

[oblique stream]

Or redirects you to this

[dim cloak]

I later heard from a friend still in that school that people were drawing sw*tstikas on the bathroom walls, and the teachers weren't doing jack shit to curb it

[ivory grail]

Look they made a post so.... hard breathing it should be out any day now

[oblique stream]

Mp when

Its been 5 years

[acoustic tiger]

It delays a year every time someone asks

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[rain mango]

Why am I being invited to join ban appeals?

Am I shadow banned???

😄

[oblique stream]

Or 13 years actually

[dim cloak]

they would have you sign "a formal agreement to never do it again." Y'know how many kids would follow the "legal document?" fucking none, bc no one would fucking care.

[oblique stream]

If we count since alpha release

So 13 years and still no mp??

[dim cloak]

it's just the first thing when you open the server up for the first time

[rain mango]

That puts this basically on parr with Star Citizen's development time.

[oblique stream]

I feel like someone is talking

[rain mango]

I'm not sure which is worse 😄

[half kettle]

i like to imagine AM could recreate the human sensations and everything they feel but hes just so petty he wants to torture people

[rain mango]

(Note: I love both PZ, and Star Citizen.)

[acoustic tiger]

See the difference is that the beta for zomboid is a fun game unlike star citizen :p

[dim cloak]

sorry about complaining about my shitty-ass fucking school btw

[rain mango]

Fair. I have soe fun in it, but am mostly waiting on the single player campaign

The EVE Online types have moved to SC so I'll probably just derp around on the MMO side.

[ivory grail]

I'm just glad I was the only one who had a bad school lol

[dim cloak]

No one I know even slightly enjoyed their time at my high school. And I don't blame any of them.

[ivory grail]

They literally told us that we were going to amount to anything

[acoustic tiger]

Nah fam you're good. Wild to compare to what it was like when I was a kid tbh

[oblique stream]

I slightly enjoyed my time at high school

[ivory grail]

Like he was on mic to everyone in the cafeteria saying that the military or it the rehab building down the street

[oblique stream]

The time I was finally graduating from this shithole

[acoustic tiger]

I only enjoyed my time in high school because of the Agricultural program

[rain mango]

Oh, plenty of folk enjoyed my High School. The rich kids, the football players (most of them), etc.

Rural Missouri, School would literally rope the smart kids into helping the Jocks cheat, etc.

[acoustic tiger]

We had an aquaculture class

It was awesome

[rain mango]

Football was like half the school's funding.

[stone meadow]

thats just doubling the workload

[dim cloak]

same. they said "Trojan Pride is on the Rise!" (Trojans were the school mascot) if anything it was on a steady decline, like a 90 degree drop decline.

[stone meadow]

if they add mp now, they have to now test and make work every new feature they add to unstable

[dim cloak]

we didn't have any life skill classes.

[stone meadow]

itll just keep us in unstable for longer

[dim cloak]

not even cooking

[rain mango]

Literally any code change you make has to then be also tested against all the existing code that links to it, then you change that code and...

[acoustic tiger]

Yeah I will say going two towns over to the VoAg school was a good call. Best part of my public schooling.

Too bad all schools don't do something like that

[agile void]

my only GOOD colonist is a pyromanianical psycopath

[tiny sandal]

Release the game on console when

[dim cloak]

I remember once, in elementary school, on a swim day, I wasn't allowed to take my shirt off, as a 10yo boy. And I was looked at as the crazy one!

[ivory grail]

Omg I my school was also mascot was a trojan

[dim cloak]

Maryland?

[ivory grail]

No ohio

[oblique stream]

Bloodlust is a good perk

[dim cloak]

oh

[oblique stream]

But pyromaniac uuuuhhh

[ivory grail]

There thing is "you are a trojan, you belong here" or something like that

[oblique stream]

I always preferred literally anybody else instead of pyromaniac

[ivory grail]

You belong here as someone is oding outside

[oblique stream]

Even if they have worse stats

[dim cloak]

Ik i went to 2 middle schools in 2 different states that both had the Vikings as a mascot. and one was just a pure ripoff of the Vikings football team logo.

[ivory grail]

Lol

[dim cloak]

also the high school parking lot was just as bad as the school itself. literal winding upward road up a hill, with like 90 degree hairpin turns.

[ivory grail]

Literally they never gave a shit about us, I stop caring about my education until I transfer to the trade school for my last two years. My gpa in trojans was a 2.5 and then in the trade school went up to a 3.5 adn I finished with 3.6 I think

[dim cloak]

Same. by 12th grade I just stopped trying and still graduated.

[toxic hawk]

they got the warrant, they're coming for you, ETA 25 mins. if caught you will be convicted of double homicide
godspeed

[dim cloak]

how shitty was your school life, out of curiosity?

[frosty tulip]

I'm already convincted

Checkmate lad

[rain mango]

Well, I was homeless halfway through junior year lol

[ivory grail]

My god i was so lucky that I didn't start driving until I transfer the parking lot is 50 spots for a school 4,000 which 500 has there own car

[toxic hawk]

primary school was okay
middle school was okay other than some bullying
highschool was when i started putting in effort and came out on top
now im chilling in med school

[dim cloak]

I can't drive now bc of my severe anxiety and inability to relax behind the wheel. I garantee someone would run me off the road if I got a learner's permit.

[rain mango]

I have somehow managed a 25+ year career in IT - with nothing but a GED and an A+ Certification 😄

[ivory grail]

Literally going to that trade school made me not join the military lol because I can actually do decent in hard subject. I'm actually currently back at that trade school doing an adult program for medical assistant.

[acoustic tiger]

Hey, if you can get that first job the work experience is worth way more than anything else

So it doesn't surprise me

[harsh vault]

he looks so fine

[rain mango]

That was exactly it.

[ivory grail]

I rarely got bully after the first year of high school. I have a speech problem so they used to bully me for that until. I "accidentally" tripped the main bully down the stairs

[rain mango]

Got a job first as a printer tech, then a Computer Renaissance Store where I eventually made General Manager (which was, TBH, a fucking joke)

[dim cloak]

Opposite for me.
Elementary school sucked.
Middle school was worse, with constant bullying.
High School was even worse, I stopped putting in effort and still came out above average.
And Community College was better, but I didn't really care about higher education at that point so I just flunked. And now I'm 15k in debt.

[harsh vault]

destroyer!

[dim cloak]

hey floof

[rain mango]

Once I had that on my resume it opened a lot more doors.

[harsh vault]

haii

[dim cloak]

I was just talking about my school years. the absolute worst years of my life.

[harsh vault]

thank god im done with education

[ivory grail]

Literally have the same issue i withdraw from college due to failing my exams even though all my professors saying that i'm one of there best student i just freak out doing the exams

[rain mango]

I know lots of folk in that boat.

[toxic hawk]

i used to get picked on because i was the guy with good grades with no one to protect
its aight tho, most of the people who bullied me had no fathers and lived in low income houses, i forgive them if anything

[acoustic tiger]

Biggest resume kickstarter for fresh graduates is relevant volunteer experience

[ivory grail]

The college professor was really nice they even recommended me a therapist

[toxic hawk]

im sorry about that man, what're you currently doing

[dim cloak]

one of my professors said that all protests are inheritly communist. for some reason.

in philosophy class

[acoustic tiger]

Bruh WHAT 😭

[dim cloak]

nothing, I'm looking for a job again atm

[ivory grail]

Yeah i forgive most of them, and they stop bullying me when they realize that I can injury a football player

[toxic hawk]

thats not nothing, you're actively seeking employement, thats very something

[rain mango]

Everyone has an opinion, and yeah. We don't all agree on them.

[ivory grail]

XD what about if they were protest a communist regime

[dim cloak]

yeah. And when I questioned it, with fucking logic, like "Even anti-communist?" and he fucking said yes. And I was looked at, by the whole fucking class, like I was crazy!

[rain mango]

That's just reverse communism. Still commies. 😉

[plush cobalt]

Some “opinions” are just factually incorrect though lmao

[ivory grail]

Them damn commies

[acoustic tiger]

Like... most of them.

[rain mango]

Good luck convincing the incorrect. It's like talking to furniture.

[urban tinsel]

friendly reminder we have a strong "no politics" rule guys

[sacred schooner]

ask leon, he has me on a tight leash

[plush cobalt]

Literally 1993...

[ivory grail]

Why am I getting the amount of blood in a infant correct each time wtf is wrong with me

[acoustic tiger]

Understood!

[rain mango]

Awwww but it's general chat...

Apologies.

[sour gull]

aint you the guy from monsters inc

[urban tinsel]

they loaned me out

[dim cloak]

I understand, but I wasn't talking politics. I was talking absolute insanity from my professors and the lack of logic my entire philosophy class had.

[ivory grail]

So you not funny or scary enough?

[urban tinsel]

I know, was preempting the inevitable conversation

[toxic hawk]

which i shall commence

ahem

[plush cobalt]

So anyway guys here's my political opinion on this relevant political topic

[ivory grail]

Also i don't remember monster inc anymore now

[plush cobalt]

Excuse you

[toxic hawk]

something something radical political opinion

[urban tinsel]

depends on who you ask. My wife says I look pretty funny

[wintry fog]

Server tag when?

[plush cobalt]

Monsters Inc. is up there with Lilo & Stitch in the unforgettable category

[sour gull]

first discord user and zomboidian to talk to a woman

[urban tinsel]

when they give us half decent badges

[toxic hawk]

iron giants

[rain mango]

I think tag is at 10,000,000 posts

[ivory grail]

That true love right there

[dim cloak]

no. just costs 3 server boosts.

[plush cobalt]

Real

[urban tinsel]

No, we communicate through text only. Talking to a woman would cause me too much anxiety

[plush cobalt]

Was the marriage over VRChat

[sour gull]

ahh thank god i almost thought you would have to have the discord secret police called on you

[urban tinsel]

Zoom meeting with our cameras turned off

[rain mango]

There are women in this chat right now...

🤯

[ivory grail]

Text is still to scary I recommend tapping against the wall to communicate

[dim cloak]

I HUNGER now so brb

[sour gull]

but then you would be one wall away from a woman

[rain mango]

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-gif-22037253

[stone meadow]

just send smoke signals

[ivory grail]

Nah nah you just hire like 50 people to keep knocking on the wall

[sour gull]

that would require a discord user to have some knowledge on how to use a survival skill though

impossible

[twin bear]

What is good my peoples

[rain mango]

I can make a fire with sticks. Will take me like 8 hours and I'll have no idea what to do with it after other than like stay warm.

[acoustic tiger]

I can say with ABSOLUTE certainty it's not LMAO

[plush cobalt]

I can make a fire with sticks too....... Match sticks 🤣🤣🤣

[sour gull]

im putting together a team a team of exceptional discordians...

[acoustic tiger]

[ivory grail]

"If you are drawing blood and the flow stops and suspect you might have went through the veins?" Options: "pull back slightly" or OR "go a little deeper" if we went threw we might as well keep going right :D

[ivory grail]

AAAAAAAHHH

[plush cobalt]

2025: gamers finally accept that women are real

[acoustic tiger]

BOO!

[ivory grail]

Women scary

AAAAAHHHH

[rain mango]

2026: It is proven we do, in fact, live in an AI simulation...

[surreal mirage]

[plush cobalt]

2027: just kidding about the simulation guys haha anyway the moon is gone now

[ivory grail]

Women are real they keep attacking me when I crawl out of my damp cave for a cup of coffee

[sour gull]

discordienheimer after discovering women

[plush cobalt]

I haven't seen Oppenheimer, can you resend this using Barbie terms?

[cedar monolith]

no

[rain mango]

Ken only has the one facial expression anyways, so hard to ever tell what the boy is thinkin'

[acoustic tiger]

That's his secret, he's not

[glossy sparrow]

Has anyone made a mod for planter boxes?

[sour gull]

barbie after returning from the real world to find kenland

[plush cobalt]

Now I understand!

[ivory grail]

Barbie decided to blow up the world In a hot pink flash as barbie watches what she did she state i have become barbie destroyer of world

[plush cobalt]

What.

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-weaving-love-dwarf-thread-gif-17234924

[plush cobalt]

That wasn't in the barbie movie

[acoustic tiger]

You heard them. Barbie destroyer of worlds.

[ivory grail]

It was in mine

[rain mango]

Post-credit scene.

Nobody stayed for it.

[plush cobalt]

I knew I should've stuck around for the post-post-credits scene

[acoustic tiger]

Only after the barbie oppenheimer double feature

[ivory grail]

Yeah the post post credits are fucked she goes on a rampage and made a demon core but it was pink

[rain mango]

Barbenheimer.

[plush cobalt]

One day the demon core will claim another soul

[rain mango]

I mean, that is what they do. But spoilers?

[sour gull]

didnt they destroy him

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-oppenheimer-gif-10025735650990678645

[plush cobalt]

That's what they think

[ivory grail]

Same movie

So who miss headphone jacks on phones

I do

[sour gull]

still got one

[timid garden]

how good are the storage units near sunstar hotel in muldraugh for a base?

I have been looking on the PZ map and it seemed that it has good placement overall

[sour gull]

a bit annoying but doable

[timid garden]

oh

[toxic relic]

i think theyre secretly very mischievous but put up a front of good-naturedness

[sour gull]

but you would also have to live in muldraugh

[timid garden]

I was also looking to the gated community but I really want one building to serve as a base not a whole neibourhood

[toxic relic]

you sound like you're house hunting with your spouse and 4 service dogs

[timid garden]

I was thniking of doing rosewood but I dont want to be on the edge of map. I was looking on edge in lousville as there are some cool houses

[sour gull]

yeah go to LV

[rain mango]

You can, y'know, just use the one building.

[dim cloak]

https://youtu.be/4xlFU6u3-DU?si=_AzeqYbZpdq66yyl

[rain mango]

But, if you want a big house.... may I suggest...

[ivory grail]

I saw that video before lol

[rain mango]

Riverfront property.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qxDIHgiX46o

[toxic relic]

this is house hunting

[rain mango]

Lots of great base houses there, and you only have zeds coming from the one side.

Granted: OH GOD A LOT OF ZEDS

[timid garden]

those houses are literally what I was looking at

[toxic relic]

house 10 is best imo

[sour gull]

this house is a lovely riverfront property with an antique oven for only 30 zombie kills this prime piece of real estate can be yours

[toxic relic]

being too close to the gas station is a disadvantage in my mind considering the gating around the neighbourhood means a lot of zombies path around there

even house 10 has issues with that

[ivory grail]

Woah guys i showing something i shouldn't have the NHA doesn't like when you show people anything from there lessons who didn't pay for there lessons

[toxic relic]

waking up to zombies banging on the front gate is frustrating

[onyx igloo]

me when my detailed customization mod for beamng has glitched textures:

https://tenor.com/view/idfk-gif-3761179052566277881

[ivory grail]

That pretty tame

[spiral condor]

actual fbi raid happening down the street to my house

[ivory grail]

You need to be a bit more mad

[toxic relic]

my mate and i judge the houses in cod when we play
"wow look at this wallpaper, isnt it so tacky and 90s?"

[onyx igloo]

yall like the aluminum?

[ivory grail]

Go unmmm wipe your car and watch

[timid garden]

Also I was looking at Twiggy's on edge of West Point as it is "close" to LV and is near gigamart and a gunstore + I love to build bases in bars or gas stations

[toxic relic]

fr though some of that wallpaper is so gauche

[onyx igloo]

i'm planning to change out the auto shifter, btw

[burnt kite]

I bought a property in Louisville

[sour gull]

i could never live in a house

[spiral condor]

oh me and my mom did go to the corner and see
apparently 2 people followed them from huron

[toxic relic]

living in a dumpster is better

[sour gull]

i must have a castle

[rain mango]

I mean, if the code is doing that, probably fine.

If you are doing that, uh... HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE???

[sour gull]

for i am a glorious king

[onyx igloo]

the rage fuels my lifeforce

[sour gull]

a mans home is his castle ❤️

[icy obsidian]

I tried placing a pot and my game is now having a stroke

[onyx igloo]

ew why is the race shifter bright red

[ruby river]

hi friends

[onyx igloo]

this is.. disgusting

[ruby river]

im exercising

[gilded bridge]

Is this a TWD reference?

[ivory grail]

If you want a nice looking base I recommend the rusty rifle in muldraugh if you're playing b42

[sour gull]

never seen it

[timid garden]

I was looking at that but sadly I still play b41

[rain mango]

It's a good base in B41 too, IIRC

If a bit more secluded and hard to get to and from

Well, more "long" than difficult, I guess

[sour gull]

untrue i piss in a bucket and throw it out the window

[acoustic tiger]

.....................

[toxic relic]

long pause mate

thats called a man's home

[acoustic tiger]

newports

fucking cringe

[toxic relic]

its perfect

[sour gull]

and i could never bring myself to drink Heineken or smoke newports

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/newports-gif-19631240

[oblique stream]

Yo, how did you get my room photo

[burnt kite]

Oh ffs

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/marlboro-gif-21699725

[toxic relic]

i smoke marlbro golds lmao

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-brokeback-mountain-hop-on-deez-gif-584365393100960248

[onyx igloo]

i love when i have MISMATCHED WRONG PANELS AND THEY WONT LET ME MATCH THEM

[burnt kite]

This you?

[acoustic tiger]

I mostly used to smoke mavericks because they were cheap

I have no room to talk

I really don't

[sour gull]

im sorry to disappoint but ❌

[burnt kite]

I had a dream where I just smoked a cigarette and fully felt the taste

[toxic relic]

fair

[burnt kite]

I never smoked either

[acoustic tiger]

I wish I'd never started

My brother got me hooked when I was 13

It took till I was 29 to quit

[toxic relic]

ive smoked cigarette butts that i picked up outside an accounting office firm.
i get it

nicotine

[ivory grail]

I can't stand the smell of tobacco or even be around anyone who vape. it makes me so angry.

[onyx igloo]

oh

[toxic relic]

why angry

[onyx igloo]

there's the rallycourse thing

[burnt kite]

My friends did that, they picked up a wet half-smoked butt from a garbage can outside of a shop and tried smoking it

[toxic relic]

cinema

[onyx igloo]

rage fuels his lifeforce

[burnt kite]

They didn't actually smoke it either, just held the smoke in their mouth and exhaled it

[acoustic tiger]

aww I just realized you can't use stickers here either

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic relic]

you can

[acoustic tiger]

Is that also locked behind a rank or is that just not allowed

[sour gull]

you cant

[surreal mirage]

Barry

[burnt kite]

Barry

[toxic relic]

stickers arent embeds in the way that gifs are

Barry

[acoustic tiger]

well they're grayed out for me

the non-discord official ones at least

[oblique stream]

Cause you don't have nitra

[acoustic tiger]

I do though

[toxic relic]

nitros

[chrome jetty]

liar

[toxic relic]

oxide

[acoustic tiger]

I'm literally a nitro booster lmao

[chrome jetty]

no

[onyx igloo]

okay this is extremely bothersome

[burnt kite]

They died of typhoid shortly after ||joek||

[acoustic tiger]

I'm just going to assume it's rank locked like embeds and move on

[oblique stream]

Oh the little liar

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/guillatene-behead-lego-gif-12352396

[rain mango]

Servers can enable or disable external stickers

[burnt kite]

🧿

[livid notch]

I would 100% do stuff like this

[oblique stream]

French lego set

[livid notch]

Cuze funny

[toxic relic]

same but real

[ivory grail]

My grandfather has a really bad addiction. He was told he had about 2 weeks left to live because of it and all he did was smoke even more. He made sure that every cigarette, cigar, and tobacco was used up. Then just smoke enough that the withdrawal was bad. He died three days later. I was young and I know it a bad addiction and I know it was a shocked and he was depressed. But it still hurt me that he rather smoke all his supply then rather spend time with any of us.

So now when I see people smoke anything or just the smell of tobacco I just feel angry

[toxic relic]

damn brother

you have actual trauma

you need a therapist lmao

[acoustic tiger]

man I don't blame you for getting pissed then

[ivory grail]

Addiction is a hell of the thing

[toxic relic]

thanks for opening up my guy but i think you legitimately need to process this with a therapist

[oblique stream]

Imagine smoking or drinking

[toxic relic]

🙏

[toxic relic]

anything that brings me closer to death

[burnt kite]

Base jumping

[toxic relic]

would

[burnt kite]

Me too

[toxic relic]

[oblique stream]

Base? Based on what

[burnt kite]

Its an abbreviation

[ivory grail]

Nah because it not like i'm upset with him. I understand it was a severe addiction. He was depressed after he got the news that he was going to die soon because of smoking and the only way can feel relax was to smoke. But each time he smokes he knew was going to die because of it so it became a terrible cycle that made him died faster

[sour gull]

im tweaking rn i cant find the keys to my smoke box

[toxic relic]

you're not upset but you get mad whenever you smell tobacco

[rain mango]

Just keep in mind: Most of us don't die happy and comfortable at an old age, surrounded by Family that loves us.

Life is really hard and the realization it is ending even harder

And it generally hurts and sucks for everyone involved.

[toxic relic]

smths up man

[rain mango]

Adding blame and such to it never helps.

[toxic relic]

i cant wait to die

[ivory grail]

Yeah but hey it keeps me away from tobacco

[toxic relic]

if its painful at least ill be dead at the end of it

[rain mango]

100% fair.

Just remember, nobody is perfect, and there are a myriad sins for us to hold over ourselves or each other. For what? 😄

[oblique stream]

Thats why old age sucks

[burnt kite]

I can't wait for my plans to be crumbled into fine dust, my expertise and education become valueless and housing opportunities become nonexistent

[sour gull]

dw ill pray on ur downfall for you 🙏

[acoustic tiger]

man my entire field is getting antiquated as we speak

[toxic relic]

thanks man

[oblique stream]

With how much being elder is slowly dying and loosing all your motor functions

[acoustic tiger]

It's hard to find a job

I'm an old-school sysadmin

And like... infrastructure management isn't a thing anymore, it's all infrastructure as code now-a-days

so like no one will hire me

[rain mango]

It's also looking back on your life and seeing your feats and foibles, successes and failures.

ProTip: Most folk have more problems and failures, than they do successes and wins.

[sour gull]

yeah not me though

[burnt kite]

Block all file extensions and set everyone's access level to Guest if you ever lose your job

[oblique stream]

Nah, I don't need to be an old man for that

[sour gull]

im fucking awesome and i have NEVER made a mistake

[acoustic tiger]

oh fucked if I'd ever lose my current job, they need me badly. the issue is they work me 100+ hour weeks way too frequently without overtime pay

but yes

lmao

that would be hilarious

[oblique stream]

But dying from something like alzheimer, parkinson or dementia feels like the worst way to go

[burnt kite]

Peak comedy

[acoustic tiger]

I wouldn't ACTUALLY because I don't want to tank my career but it's a hilarious thought

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[ivory grail]

Hi

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bus-grumpy-car-driving-gif-9267379998701770684

[urban tinsel]

Sounds like the perfect time to go out and get another job offer to leverage for a raise

[harsh vault]

haiiii

how ish everyone

[ivory grail]

Pretty good

[urban tinsel]

sunshine and lollipops

[burnt kite]

You could give a random intern TrustedInstaller perms to balance it out

[ivory grail]

Bored at the moment just listening to my NHA lessons over and over again

[harsh vault]

thas gud to hear guys

[acoustic tiger]

oh trust me I'm trying. tbh I keep checking the indie stone site along with a few others hoping y'all will need an InfoSec / Infra Management person lmao.

[ivory grail]

Sound like something is would hear in we happy few

[acoustic tiger]

Y'all and Linden Labs are the two I keep checking like weekly

[ivory grail]

After I killed like half the pop of a town

[urban tinsel]

yeah I don't see any of those opening up any time soon unfortunately

[acoustic tiger]

yeah I figured as much

[urban tinsel]

but my employer before TIS I would do that every year or two, and it does massive things for your career

[sour gull]

I found the key

[acoustic tiger]

It'd be nice to work for a company I'm actually passionate for though for once in my life

not "random company 73" that contacted me on linkedin that I've never heard of

[sour gull]

i was about to start tweaking if i hadnt found that key

[simple bear]

Hell nah bruh

[urban tinsel]

the key is to earn enough money that you can retire suuuuuuuuuper early (like before 40 early). If you can't be passionate about a company, you can work to never work again

[simple bear]

They got lobster with butter for lunch today

We goin to war

mfin buffalo garlic butter

[sour gull]

"waiter my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy!"

[acoustic tiger]

I'm currently supporting a family of 6 solo so that just ain't in the cards for a while haha

[urban tinsel]

.....yeah....

kids be expensive

[oblique stream]

Just start hacking powerplants for the government

[toxic relic]

make fursuits for the cia

[acoustic tiger]

not kids, I'm poly, which IDK if that's worse or better

[oblique stream]

Then make a videogame and start streaming

[acoustic tiger]

the job market blows, none of my partners can find jobs

[toxic relic]

job market is ass

[oblique stream]

Be like Thor

[urban tinsel]

that's worse... it'd be better if your partners were helping, but yeah supporting them all is a bit unfair

[toxic relic]

piratesoftware is dookie

i mean the streammer

not piracy

[oblique stream]

There is a non zero chance that furries work in cia or other government services around the world

[sour gull]

THEY ADDED SPOTIFY SHORTS

[acoustic tiger]

they're hunting for jobs. one is an EMT but the state I live in has regulations where it's all run through the fire service so she needs her Fire 1 cert which is problematic, one is on disability, and the others just can NOT find jobs, they've been hunting for months

[sour gull]

FINALLY

[acoustic tiger]

oh we're fucking everywhere

[oblique stream]

Whats dookie

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/planning-buzz-lightyear-woody-encourage-toy-story-gif-10703080976475094928

[toxic relic]

shit

dookie means shit

[acoustic tiger]

every company has 1 or 2 token furries in their tech field

[sour gull]

i never have to listen to another full song again

[oblique stream]

In what region

[toxic relic]

in your ass?

[sour gull]

all of them

that speak english that is

[burnt kite]

The nether

[sour gull]

how have you never heard of dookie

[gilded bridge]

I feel like even if I had context it wouldn't make this statement better

[oblique stream]

Ohh, wait, spookie dookie, ive heard it from the meme

[toxic relic]

no

different

[acoustic tiger]

furries make the internet go

[toxic relic]

spooky-dooky and dookie are not the same

[still trail]

Hey chat where can i rent a server from a trusted provider

[acoustic tiger]

and most other industries

[acoustic tiger]

Indifferent Broccoli is solid, I used them for a while

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/nether-steve-jack-black-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-gif-4194763656518713028

[oblique stream]

How so

[onyx igloo]

one is spooky

[ruby river]

hi again besties

[neon bramble]

a crazy swordsman with two homeless people vs 5 homeless people

[sour gull]

peak battle brothers

[neon bramble]

I'm playing reforrged

and uh

[sour gull]

ive only ever dabbled with legends

[neon bramble]

bro is built different

honestly I'm mildly concerned because what will the champions look like

[neon bramble]

perks are semi-randomized

talent stars are less important

perks are divided into groups and each background can have a different amount of perk groups available

[oblique stream]

Howdy

[sour gull]

i wish it would still run on my pc lmao

[neon bramble]

I'll probably try legends later

wdym

what kind of toaster are you using that can't rurn bbros

[sour gull]

doesnt boot on my pc and i cant be assed to fix it

[neon bramble]

balls

fair lmao

ya sure it aint just a tainted install

[heavy ivy]

people don't realize if we vanished the tech industry would implode overnight

[sour gull]

it used to work

[neon bramble]

watching that implosion would be very funny, for a while at least

how much legacy systems are still being used is staggering

[heavy ivy]

oh absolutely, it would be terrible but also really really funny

[acoustic tiger]

the world economy would be in shambles

[burnt kite]

Im pretty sure the US guvment pays Microsoft quite a lot to keep rolling out security updates for Windows XP

[acoustic tiger]

they do

windows 98 as well

[neon bramble]

lmao, wouldn't be surprised

[oblique stream]

And a lot of other industries

[neon bramble]

bro is so fucked

https://tenor.com/view/heresjhonny555-gif-17140204686577388089

[rain mango]

Well the furry costume biz would just be bankrupt overnight... 😉

[burnt kite]

Yo chat I got two pizza subs for a dollar

[acoustic tiger]

fabric stores around the world would go bankrupt

[atomic forum]

Can I have one

[burnt kite]

That would be 2.50

[atomic forum]

Wait a minute.....

[acoustic tiger]

shhhh don't think about it

[atomic forum]

Okay, il have one sub for $0.25 please

[burnt kite]

2.60 and some bubble gum

And I am taking a huge risk here

[atomic forum]

0.50 and one stick of minty fresh

[burnt kite]

A dollar and an orange gatorade

[atomic forum]

0.30 and a voucher for blockbusters

[ivory grail]

It not big enough take a larger risk please

[burnt kite]

0.50 and a blockbuster late fee amnesty

[oblique stream]

0.00 and Ill say thank you

[jolly oxide]

Anyone has a fix for the bridge bug ?

[acoustic tiger]

#1019767076094758924

[burnt kite]

Make it a thank you so much and we have a deal

[oblique stream]

Let me think

deal

[atomic forum]

0.25, a blockbuster voucher and a $100 dollars of monopoly money with 10 spainish peseta

[ivory grail]

Why does the NHA guy sound like he in a echo chamber

[rain mango]

All voices in game are muffled recordings of random TV through several walls and filters

😉

[agile void]

Kinda crazy how people still sells snake oil in 2025, and it still work just as much as it did 200 year ago

[rain mango]

Hey. My VitaMEN from that influencer are totes effective

[wraith dust]

It’s specifically this one https://youtu.be/7zRFPmyUo0o?si=2mzVQCoXuAG9WWkb

[agile void]

Thé funniest part is that people hearing « it as been used by tribe in a remote area for thousands of year » make people think it’s more credible

[wraith dust]

It’s just this one I believe

[agile void]

Maybe their is a REASON it’s only used by tribe and not by modern medicine

[wraith dust]

Unless b42 changed it

[agile void]

But that doasent cross their mind

[sour portal]

project zomboid

[rain mango]

"USED BY ANCIENT TRIBE TO CURE..."
Life Expectancy of Said Tribe: 37.

[burnt kite]

Uh um uuuuuh big pharma uuuuh old better than new ummmm

[vivid stirrup]

why is this server so small

[gleaming stone]

is it

[agile void]

how they feel explaining that big pharma wouldent try to make money of their magic snake oil that solve everything

[rain mango]

You caught us on a bad day. It's usually a lot more chaotic here.

[sour portal]

how i get axe in project zomboid

[vivid stirrup]

Im back, I was banned for 2 years and I remember it was bigger

[wraith dust]

Project freakzoid

[vivid stirrup]

I like it chill

[acoustic tiger]

Loot a fire station or a hardware store

[wraith dust]

If your lucky, sometimes zombies too

[agile void]

i swear their complaining for nothing

[sour portal]

hly

[rain mango]

"It was a misunderstanding!" 😉

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mute-unmute-halo-gif-3645046080679357572

[vivid stirrup]

*from my ban

anyway no joke this server is so tiny, like no rooms and all

[stone meadow]

spec ops

[wraith dust]

Lmfao

[fierce prawn]

nice gasmuck

[sour portal]

bro are you alive

[burnt kite]

People are hibernating and waiting for b42 multiplayer

[vivid stirrup]

okay thats make sense I guess

Im playing death stranding, when Im done with it I will play project zomboid on july 9th, anyone have similar plans?

[urban tinsel]

why July 9th specifically?

[wraith dust]

Lore event

[burnt kite]

I have no idea what to play next, I have been playing modded new vegas nonstop

[rain mango]

July 9th is like "the day it all goes to shit" for the Knox Event storyline, IIRC

[urban tinsel]

Blue Prince is awesome (and on Game Pass)

[heavy ivy]

start day, too

[vivid stirrup]

Because I think the game starts on that day, am I right?

[fierce prawn]

Anomaly together as an option

[urban tinsel]

okay, I wasn't even thinking in-game lore

[tender igloo]

what are this

[burnt kite]

True

[stone meadow]

gun floating in air

the game is ghost recon wildlands

[brazen lantern]

ni hao comrades

[burnt kite]

City 14 metrocops are wildin

[tender igloo]

is that game still hard? i remember playing it in the early 2000s or something and it was impossible lol

[fierce prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry2-inspect-weapon-details-gun-gaming-gif-17509036

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry2-inspect-weapon-details-gun-gaming-gif-17509036

Thats one way to play kenshi

[vital marten]

Gun?!

[burnt kite]

Main character was tired of being beaten numb and decided to retaliate

[brazen lantern]

I was looking for scrappy bolt action mods but its just all modern automatics lol

[fierce prawn]

I'm sitting in the chat and I don't understand anything

[burnt kite]

Me neither

[vital marten]

What’s even going on

I’m so hungry it’s all a daze

FOOOD

[fierce prawn]

all I can say is spray and pray

[burnt kite]

Get flexed on

[fierce prawn]

not bad

[burnt kite]

Две штуки стоят сто рубасей

[sour gull]

great deal

[fierce prawn]

не дорого

[urban tinsel]

English only please guys

[burnt kite]

Я наверное обосру весь толчок потом, но оно этого стоит

[burnt kite]

Sorry boss

[fierce prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1192188323662401566/1299825900673826887/bounce.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1332319975729397841/togif-4.gif

[toxic relic]

gif error, try again man

use a tenor link

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/f-gif-13187333855191538260

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1192188323662401566/1299825900673826887/bounce.gif

[fierce prawn]

thanks brother

[simple bear]

I love going to the bathroom to use my phone

[bold summit]

Can someone help me

[burnt kite]

I need to see your bawls

[bold summit]

when i play project zomboid and go to the multiplayer mode there is like only 5 servers and the most are dead

where are the servers at how many servers does project zomboid have

[fierce prawn]

What's your version of the game?

[burnt kite]

The server browser is borked afaik, look in #server-compass or battlemetrics

[fierce prawn]

pixel multicam? Are you seriously?

[onyx igloo]

pixel multicam

[burnt kite]

Wrong channel but whatever, you can find needed channels from dere

[wild obsidian]

...

[burnt kite]

Who will he have to hide from anyway, the DI?

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-gif-9875677717620262384

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[fierce prawn]

I would say

but

i think i baned after this words

[wild obsidian]

[burnt kite]

Dm

[fierce prawn]

what a dm?

undestood

[surreal mirage]

dungeon master

[burnt kite]

Dookie man

[rain mango]

MY SAFE WORD IS KEEP GOING

Oh, sorry. The other kind of DM.

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/daleand-shane-gif-3523050

[opal violet]

guys i need help my game is stuck when i try to join my friends in online its just stuck on loading like loading meta map 48%

[prime pulsar]

i rolled 20 only to die

thats how life goes

[fierce prawn]

The ping may be too high

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[ivory grail]

Who has decent veins

[fierce prawn]

that's probably why he's throwing you out

[rain mango]

IYKYK

[fierce prawn]

in the settings, you can configure it so that it doesn't crash when the ping is high

[prime pulsar]

depends on what do you need them for

[ivory grail]

Finally starting clinical next week a week late but that fine. Can't wait to look at my patients like this asking if I can draw blood

[rain mango]

IYDIATY

[ivory grail]

Phlebotomy

I can do your arm, hand or thigh

[surreal mirage]

[burnt kite]

What did you even do to die after rolling nat 20

[pale berry]

I feel like I could be a good Jason Voorhees actor

[tender igloo]

why him

[quasi slate]

it's not easy being a sigma

[pale berry]

I'm 6'5
I have the general build of Jason
I can do a good slasher movie killer walk

[tender igloo]

WTF YOURE 6'5?

https://tenor.com/view/looking-at-something-gif-22233433

[wraith dust]

I’m six foot 3

https://tenor.com/view/cat-twerk-cat-twerk-vibes-cat-vibe-gif-25335446

[fierce prawn]

ok

[tender igloo]

jesus christimas crust

[pale berry]

Yes

[surreal mirage]

pretty unusual

[tender igloo]

what can you see from up there

[fierce prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-shadow-of-chernobyl-chornobyl-chernobyl-gif-3707974255428954678

[prime pulsar]

so i had this dhampir character who investigated a weird plague that made people act weird or time distorted like they dont exists. and the DM got me into this weird labyrnth void puzzle it changed my whole look because the time didnt work right or something like that and i was falling infinitely and changing my look infinitely until i gave up and die its still a mystery what my dm friend created on his own imaginary world

[pale berry]

A storm coming for houston

[tender igloo]

are you in houston?

[pale berry]

No, aren't you?

[prime pulsar]

they invited me to play today but i had to turn it down

[tender igloo]

no lol

[pale berry]

Fuck

[tender igloo]

im central by austin/san an you dingleberry

[quasi slate]

🤔

[burnt kite]

If only I had friends to play dnd with (as well as the capability to create fantasy characters)

[prime pulsar]

ouuu are you a med student

[pale berry]

New braunfels mfs worshipping buccees

[tender igloo]

but the beaver nuggets

[burnt kite]

Can I get a coronary bypass for the change

[prime pulsar]

i think they have many servers on discord and peole who you can play with it just takes some courege to socialize and roleplay

you should give it a go its so fun

[rain mango]

"Courage."

For me, it takes "not caring about the fact that I just do not understand or communicate well with most of the members of my gorram species."

And TBH, I don't know how often it is "them" vs. "me" 😄

[ivory grail]

Yup i'm a medical assistance

[ivory grail]

No >:(

[burnt kite]

But what if I say "please"

[prime pulsar]

how much is your charisma tho

[rain mango]

Middling at best? I have my moments. Maybe a 12?

I'm charming and funny and gregarious, but also awkward and high-strung and often off on some tangent nobody else clicks with 😄

[prime pulsar]

i think its pretty decent no? its been years since i last played so i kinda forgot how it works

[rain mango]

I've been at parties, socializing, trading jokes / stories, thought something would be a good addition to the conversation.

And then you can hear the record skip on its track and the music stops and everyone turns to me like "WTF does that have to do with anything???"

They don't remember these events, at all, the next day. I fuggin dwell on them for weeks lol.

[frozen ember]

Is elden ring or neighrain not on xbox?

looks interesting

[prime pulsar]

lmao its the best part tbh. i was a goofy jarjar replica bard with my cool magical electro guitar and everyone had to listen my akward singing when i rped

[icy vigil]

I miss having a cat

[prime pulsar]

ughh ik it sucks

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/feeling-better-feeling-much-better-better-now-night-court-gif-20787101

[quasi slate]

I miss being a penguin

[heavy ivy]

did you see the CS major

[tender igloo]

whats that

[loud pumice]

Club penguin

[agile void]

this priest just shanked me to pieces and is now asking if im ok

[prime pulsar]

i miss not existing

[fierce prawn]

no but im I lost a lot of money on the cases

[quasi slate]

"are you injured"

thats like me walking up to a corpse and asking if they are ok

[burnt kite]

Maybe I should make a bard and larp as Kurt Cobain

[tender igloo]

lol "are you injurereddde"

[rain mango]

I mean, sarcasm is a valid form of teabagging.

[tender igloo]

then i get teabagged on the daily

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/mars-attacks-martian-marsattacks-gif-6193900007047163048

[fierce prawn]

The main thing is without weapons

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/djmax-fail-el-fail-my-beloved-heart-gif-18067776878558890094

[burnt kite]

"You cant park there!" The nearly severed head of a drunk driver held together by strings of sinew and arteries:

[quasi slate]

favorite thing to say when driving past someone that crashed

[toxic hawk]

That's like me looking at isshins decapitated corpse and asking if he wants round 2

[prime pulsar]

its all about having fun, but wouldnt be a charachter like kurt feel too depressive?

[burnt kite]

Holy shit chat I turned my head in a weird position for too long and almost passed out

[raw rock]

Whats goin on here

[burnt kite]

Negative times negative equals positive

[quasi slate]

summer sale started

[floral garnet]

guys me and my friend got a world on apocalypse, we find it to difficult and we really want multi hit back. if he changes it to survivor will that like corrupt our files or make the world laggy in a way? b41 modded world btw

[heavy ivy]

the 2025 counter strike major tournament was hosted in Austin Texas this year

[tender igloo]

you should be able to just enable it using the admin menue , but im not 100% sure regarding health of the server, i would think it would not do much

[tender igloo]

ohh noo i watched last years i think when i was playing it

[floral garnet]

but would it fix so we have multi hit?

[raw rock]

God I wish it was that simple

[tender igloo]

im not 100% sure you could ask in #1019767076094758924 to make sure its not going to affect anything if you do that , i dont want to say yes or no and break something in your game

[proven tiger]

Is project zomboid going on sale for the summer stuff?

[tender igloo]

id test it but im on 34

42 lol

[proven tiger]

zomboid will be going on right?

[toxic relic]

no fucking idea

sorry mate

[heavy ivy]

it is already on sale, yea

[tender igloo]

oh wth lol

oh its summer sale lol

[fierce prawn]

So expensive

[floral garnet]

we havent done alot, only about 125 hours on the world, we tried it and we are gonna test it now. Thx!

[tender igloo]

good lucks! dont forget to eat your rotten rats

[toxic relic]

we fucking it up here

i havent found cocaine yet but you can do lines off of a mirror lmao

[floral garnet]

@wispy beacon

[toxic relic]

N&C narcotics mod is genuinely cracked

[burnt kite]

Pun intended?

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-johnny-depp-gif-22659827

[toxic relic]

yessir

[neat moat]

stink has officially joined the aristocracy

no man is immune to poopoganda

[heavy ivy]

guess this bug is still around

[tender igloo]

bring back the ball zombers

[neat moat]

what bug?

[heavy ivy]

thats a corpse, not an active zombie

[neat moat]

seems realistic to me