general_chat

[twin bear]

Launcher of doom

[raw rock]

EZ kills with pingpong balls

[muted raft]

(I'm just proud of this homebrew meme kay?)

[raw rock]

You should be proud

it's a very good meme

[twin bear]

Anything is game when killing is required

[raw rock]

Ok so this is going to sound odd

[muted raft]

Killing it like 70% of it if you really think about it

[raw rock]

but Sledgehammers can be used thrusted if you can't swing them IRL

Like if you are in a hallway?

[livid notch]

Going out with silver chain armor and a claymore to conquer your hometown or die trying is the best way to start an apocalypse

[twin bear]

I wonder how good a kitchen knife would end up being, if you can't penetrate the the brain it won't die right

[raw rock]

You can lethally thrust a sledgehammer with like

1 foot of travel

[twin bear]

Needs lots of technique or force

[raw rock]

Optical Opening

[twin bear]

Yeah pin it down

And force it in

[raw rock]

Also, the sledgehammer thing? I know because I sometimes find things in my shed and decide to develop a basic profenciency in combat with them

[twin bear]

Pocket knives and gloves would be effective very often tbh

[raw rock]

Er shovels suprisingly

would be very busted

because you have the range to shove them down

and then can easily decapitate them

[twin bear]

What abt a trowel?

Maybe a lil sharpening

[raw rock]

Mmm you can use it kinda like a thrusting weapon

obviously you won't get much out of slashing

IRL against humans you can use it very well in the armpit

[muted raft]

I can see the zealous interpreting this as the end times and deciding to fight off the Rapture Seeing the zambos as demons

Which they could be for all we know

[raw rock]

I've found that it typcially works well vs the Armpit region since you can kinda pick your way in

[muted raft]

Paired with that mod that makes zombies float to the sky it's solid

[gilded bridge]

Sounds like something you would say

[raw rock]

Trowels are too big to slip through ribs

[twin bear]

Or decay into a pile of gore and seep into the dirt

[raw rock]

Legs require an edge

[muted raft]

Hey so the Rapture wasn't what we thought, the people who's souls got taken died horribly and their corpses without their soul turned murderous

[raw rock]

so you hook them up into the armpit

[twin bear]

Or hear me out

U took some pills

[raw rock]

Soft enough, not much bone, organ

[twin bear]

And now zombies

[muted raft]

[twin bear]

High off of fent killing innocent ppl

Plot twist

[gilded bridge]

Tears easily though
The shoulder joint dislocation is the most common dislocation

[raw rock]

We are talking about how to kill with a trowel

like a garden trowel

[muted raft]

We go into town guns and swords and weapons blazing and we clear it out, only to find out after a week that the apocalypse was staved and contained and there's a cure outside of Kentucky for the infected

[gilded bridge]

I thought you were talking about hanging people

[muted raft]

[raw rock]

What the hell

[gilded bridge]

My bad

[raw rock]

LMAo

all good

Honestly if you have a thin enough hook

through the back, under the ribcage

[gilded bridge]

You said hook I thought you meant hanging

[raw rock]

All good

Thats how you hang a person on a hook

[twin bear]

How well do you think a non airborne virus would affect lets say the us and UK

[raw rock]

through the back, under the ribcage

😭

I hate that I know that.

[twin bear]

Or we could pick different countries but it's an interesting topic to me

If it traveled through water and such it could definitely hit HARD since we have pretty poor management here

[muted raft]

Depends on it's longevity and gestation period, what makes airborne diseases so deadly is international travel, particles don't typically just exist in the air

Honestly anyone near an airport would be the first to go, or notice probably, by the time symptoms show up it's essentially too late

[gilded bridge]

In that case I'd recommend hitting the thyroid cartilage

[raw rock]

They'll be expecting a attack to the throat

since it's a pointed weapon, they will keep the throat and face protected

[twin bear]

If it kills someone it's probably not instant, for it to travel long enough to do any real dmg it'd have to have a decent amount of time without allat airborne stuff

[raw rock]

too big for the ribs and they'll be watching for a stomach blow

Get in close and go for the Armpit

it closes off an entire defensive side

Ie, if you go for their right armpit, they can't manuever the left arm over enough since they are fighting you

[twin bear]

If the arms are raised they're exposed for a bit as well ur right

[muted raft]

I think by the time you calculate this in your head they'd have already leapt on you tbh

[raw rock]

It's not something you calculate

[gilded bridge]

That's very easy to block though

[gilded cypress]

Dont think,just press space

[raw rock]

Harder to expect than any other option

[twin bear]

They ain't recovering from a stab in the armpit with a dam trowel

Especially if it's sharp

[muted raft]

Well you're trying to figure the best angle as it's attacking you probably with arms outstretched and basically tackling you

And think of the dead weight too

[raw rock]

if you mean a zomboid, then just the ocular socket

only after you knock it down

[gilded bridge]

You're very overinflating the value of this

[muted raft]

Man I think peeps underestimate how dangerous something who's only goal is to bite into your flesh is

[twin bear]

1v1 human wins so long as they're capable of attacking it offensively i feel like

[raw rock]

I'm not, suprise is how most hand to hand kill engagements go

[twin bear]

I'm not attacking anything without tons of clothes on

[gilded bridge]

They don't need to expect it when they can block it by just an involuntary reaction

[raw rock]

how exactly?

[muted raft]

Old tip from zombie survival guides of yore: Hoodie with duct tape on your forearms Basically bite-proof

With like 2-3 layers

[raw rock]

I'm slipping inside your guard with my weapon hand to position my leverage along your reaction and closing the gap while maintaining positive control of your freehand

[twin bear]

We can never test zombie bites sadly

[raw rock]

Like my goal is to get as close as possible to you

[twin bear]

Since humans feel pain

[raw rock]

Bathsalts

also some of us like being bit

[twin bear]

Oof they would prolly bite so hard they break teeth and shit

[raw rock]

:lewd:

[muted raft]

There was the Florida zombie man, but that was less entertaining when someone's face got chewed off

[twin bear]

I mean testing it against armor and the like

[gilded bridge]

I can't show you unfortunately

[twin bear]

Dam do i wish we had like lil mini zombie zones

[muted raft]

Yep, and going by standard zombie rules, mouths filled with infectious saliva. Just need to make a scrape large enough and you just might be dunzo

[twin bear]

One of those best ending scenarios fr

[raw rock]

I've tested it using a similar training tool

[twin bear]

Scratches of any kind

Most likely fatal

[muted raft]

I remember Resident Evil having something like deployable arm shields for their special agents, Umbrella

[fickle plume]

WHY ARE THERE NOT HALLIGAN OR DENVER TOOL YET

[twin bear]

The virus would wanna spread by any means

[raw rock]

The involuntary quirk doesn't really protect against leverage

[muted raft]

Looked a bit goofy

[fickle plume]

OR CHAINSAW

[raw rock]

Just like me fr :3

[muted raft]

The way I interpret zombie scratches to be deadly is them stuffing meat into their mouths so haphazardly they coat their fingers in infectious slobber + the likelihood they don't feel pain that they'd break their fingers getting into places through wear and tear and break them out of the skin

[toxic hawk]

Bodiku fluids. Shrimple

Bodily *

[gilded bridge]

I'm not an expert in hand-to-hand combat but I've never seen anyone recommend that technique

[twin bear]

This sounds disgusting but very plausible

[raw rock]

that's because there are very few weapons too big to thrust through the ribs that are designed ONLY for thrusting

[fickle plume]

there should be more tools in the game like Halligans, Denver Tools or Motorized like Chainsaw or Saw Blade Tools

[raw rock]

People don't really practice with garden trowels?

[toxic hawk]

I love my rapiers

[raw rock]

yea, a Rapier or a Thrusting Based Dagger will slip through the ribs no problem

[muted raft]

I have 2, but they're not exactly sharp

[raw rock]

and even if they don't they still have a cutting edge

[swift crag]

Imagine living in a place where daggers are banned

[twin bear]

That sucks

[muted raft]

Also rounded so stabbing would be a bit difficult to dig it in deeper

[toxic hawk]

Most places forbid carrying a weapon on you

[swift crag]

Two or more sided blades are considered prohibited weapons here

[raw rock]

A trowel has a wide, U shaped blade with a point

non sharpened edges

[swift crag]

At least until a certain point where they’re swords which have to be long enough

[raw rock]

you must penetrate somwhere soft without much bone to block because you won't have the edge to glance

[fickle plume]

HALLIGAN

[raw rock]

Armpit is therefore the fastest and most likely choice

[toxic hawk]

Sekiro taught me to aim for the heart, neck and armpit

[raw rock]

Stomach is easy to create distance, legs you can move plus you don't have an edge to really cut, neck is guarded as is the face

[swift crag]

How many people are getting into lethal confrontations?

[raw rock]

Armpit is the only valid approach

[twin bear]

I'm most likely not even strong enough to kill a person

[raw rock]

I like being prepared

[muted raft]

Something like a triangular blade would do well, all it needs is a t e e n y contact point and it's spread the immediate surrounding bits apart

I know this solely because of how pickaxes and splitting axes are designed; the latter being that they're wedged so they don't actually need to cut the wood off, the impact and natural splitting of wood fibers does most of the work for you

[swift crag]

With a garden trowel?

[raw rock]

With er well anything really

[swift crag]

You just rediscovered the triblade daggers

[raw rock]

Most thrusting weapons are actually triangular or diamond shaped yes

[muted raft]

Can't say it'd to so great with flesh vs wood or dirt, my examples. Pickaxe would do great, getting it out would be a doozy

[muted raft]

Assassin blades were like this also to prevent wounds from healing correctly

[swift crag]

Tri blade daggers are one of the worst things you can be stabbed with due to the difficulty to stitch and treat the wound

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[twin bear]

Red rebal

[raw rock]

All of that is news of the past

[twin bear]

Rebel*

[harsh vault]

RED REBEL?

[muted raft]

Only real reason other than f a n c y that curved and wavy blades existed

[harsh vault]

UNGA UNGA

UNGA RED REBEL EXTRACT

[twin bear]

Melee kill with it

[raw rock]

Triangle wounds are easy to stich with modern technology and easy to pack

[neon bramble]

balls

[harsh vault]

tarkov neurons are tingling

[swift crag]

Still more difficult than a standard 1/2 edge knife

[twin bear]

Love em

Basket balls

[raw rock]

Yea

[twin bear]

Ping pong balls

[swift crag]

Tarkov me

[twin bear]

All of em

[neon bramble]

that shit was figured out in the age of bayonets being king

[harsh vault]

will do

[fickle plume]

HALLIGAN

[swift crag]

It was discovered far before that iirc

[unkempt solstice]

do the salt licks have any use?

[fickle plume]

WHY THERE IS NO HALLIGAN

OR CHAINSAW

[neon bramble]

triangle cross section bayonets were made for structural reasons rather than being harder to treat

[muted raft]

Humans do be good at stabbing throughout or history, almost as much as bludgeoning

[neon bramble]

soldiers simply like having mythic qualities attributed to their weapons

it's comforting to know your bayonet is super deadly

[burnt kite]

After all, triangular wounds cannot be stitched

[twin bear]

Killin makes for good discussion I see

[raw rock]

This is fake news

😭

[twin bear]

After all we're only human

🗣️

[burnt kite]

Its a reference to that "four ruffians broke into my house" meme

[raw rock]

I mmmm mmm mm

Killin

[twin bear]

Would a musket be effective?

[raw rock]

And BUSINESS

IS

GOOODD

[muted raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9D0Cw3B8ZE

[swift crag]

Shot em with grape shot as the forefathers intended?

[muted raft]

[twin bear]

Against two men, maybe use the other end to melee

[neon bramble]

I wish I had a home defense cannon

[swift crag]

Same

But “black powder is dangerous” blegh

[neon bramble]

imagine gang fights with black powder cannons in the car

[muted raft]

You reminded me of the Spongebob meme with the snow cannon

[twin bear]

Now someone has gotta make a vid where it's all just random pics of cats

[wind stump]

I’ve got about 30 hours in PZ. I usually start in Rosewood, grab axes from the fire station (Lumberjack start), but most of my axes break pretty fast. Repairs help a bit, but it doesn’t feel sustainable long-term.

Are we limited to found weapons only? Is there a reliable way to keep weapons like axes usable? I saw you can craft makeshift ones, but are they any good?

How do veteran players handle big hordes without running out of weapons? Are spears or spiked bats really more sustainable?

[fickle plume]

Fireaxes suck my guy
use Nailed Baseball Bats
theyre easy to find and VERY easy to craft if u have enough leveling
ex they use almost no energy and very decreased muscular fatigue

[neon bramble]

12lber drive by

[muted raft]

"That's not fair, cowboys couldn't afford cannons! >:( "

"They couldn't afford station wagons either :)"

shoots snow station wagon

"Nice paneling"

[twin bear]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[neon bramble]

(the car is flipped by recoil)

[fickle plume]

Fireaxes suck my guy
use Nailed Baseball Bats
theyre easy to find and VERY easy to craft if u have enough leveling
ex they use almost no energy and very decreased muscular fatigue

[wind stump]

Thank you too much do you have any trait profession recommendation

[swift crag]

How much recoil could a cannon possibly have?

[raw rock]

what?

[fickle plume]

Carpentry

[fickle plume]

it gives u +1 Short and Long Blunt Plus +2 Carpentry

[neon bramble]

ship cannons had wheels instead of being fixed to the deck because otherwise it would tear itself away through the recoil

[swift crag]

I thought they were on rails?

[neon bramble]

me brain fried, same concept

[neon bramble]

they did both iirc

[swift crag]

Idk.

I don’t really have a major interest in cannon warfare so I’ll take your word on it

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bus-grumpy-car-driving-gif-9267379998701770684

[swift crag]

I’m gonna pimp your ride and paint it vantablack

[burnt kite]

How kind of you

[swift crag]

It’ll melt in the sun

[neon bramble]

do my neighbor's car

[swift crag]

Only if you buy me a pizza

[swift crag]

Floof

[harsh vault]

hai

[swift crag]

What’s up?

[harsh vault]

terrible

[surreal mirage]

[raw rock]

Whats wrong floof

[harsh vault]

um

i dunno

depression or something

[surreal mirage]

Peak cures depression

[harsh vault]

it is a fun game

i own it

[neat moat]

who you played it with

[raw rock]

Know what else cures depression

BLOWING SHIT UP

[harsh vault]

me?

[neat moat]

just me?

[swift crag]

Sprinkle with sprinkles

[harsh vault]

no i was questioning if you were asking me

[neat moat]

me myself and I are quite the trio

[surreal mirage]

Who's me

[wind stump]

It says only short blunt at the wiki

[harsh vault]

what.

im confused

[surreal mirage]

Hi confused

[harsh vault]

why

i JUST woke up

not fair

[neon bramble]

in b42 last time I checked crafted weapons are king

[surreal mirage]

Isn't it 3am for you or something

[raw rock]

It's 3am Floofie how did you just wake up

[harsh vault]

because i slept at 9 pm

[neon bramble]

surv homes have recipes for good and easily renewable weapons

[fickle plume]

DM me

[neon bramble]

huge fan of this bad boy

[harsh vault]

@neat moat if you were asking who i was playing it with, i was playing with a fren from the pzcord

[neon bramble]

cant carve short bat, long handles or cant find baseball bat? just use tree branch

[neat moat]

or use a rock

[gilded bridge]

Hiii

[harsh vault]

hai

[gilded bridge]

How is the floof?

[harsh vault]

next person to ask me that, im punching them

[naive flicker]

Life ain't sunshine and rainbows 🕊️

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ogata-golden-kamuy-hyakunosuke-fled-gif-19975071

[gilded bridge]

How is the floof?

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-1-mortal-kombat-gif-11968889344994401935

[rain mango]

God

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-neveah-discordia-discordian-discord-gif-27558502

[rain mango]

I like twilight

[surreal mirage]

This guy

[neat moat]

mods can I poke fun at cake

[gilded bridge]

Which?

[rain mango]

Poke me and ill make evil noises

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-sniper-tf2-tf2-sniper-gif-12024175374754631371

[rain mango]

Im going to baja blast ur brains on the wall

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/knnyagi-poke-gif-26091071

[rain mango]

Evil moans of evil

[gilded bridge]

Poke me instead

[rain mango]

Woah

[gilded bridge]

Moans can't be evil

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hiding-scared-cat-thaddeuswinter-thaddeus-winter-scared-gif-8846590460708131918

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-shippuden-gaara-throw-spear-gif-17437144

[analog ice]

How can I convince my [slur] friend to play pz if he gets bored easily

[neat moat]

call them slurs (respectfully)

[rain mango]

Only in genhio

[twin bear]

Or can they

[harsh vault]

i dont know

[wind stump]

I added u

[twin bear]

Where the hell

How

What

[burnt kite]

Tell him to pull up subway surfers on the other half of their screen

https://tenor.com/view/discord-epstein-log-off-logging-off-log-gif-18779246

Jeffrey

[livid notch]

The music is unironically fire wth

[neon bramble]

@livid notch

[gilded bridge]

Where's the punch?

[neon bramble]

balls

you posted before I can send the image

[harsh vault]

i dont have the energy

[burnt kite]

All bark no bite

Keep triggering her

[gilded bridge]

Awh

[twin bear]

Triggered

[rain mango]

Bang bang bang

[gilded bridge]

She's harmless

[harsh vault]

literally

[rain mango]

Pull my devil trigger

[burnt kite]

Pull my finger

[gilded bridge]

Good girls don't bite unless told to

[livid notch]

Signalis community is pure insanity and I love it

[harsh vault]

what the fuck

[neon bramble]

the most depressing games need the silliest memes

[twin bear]

I don't think ive ever played it

[surreal mirage]

[livid notch]

The devs diden't give the characters a good ending so we should do it ourselves

[neon bramble]

cabbage head

kolibris probably have it the worst

[gilded bridge]

What?

[harsh vault]

do not call me that

[surreal mirage]

Enough degen chat for today

[livid notch]

The alives ones yes, since all kolibris are hive minded, it makes them feel depressed if they are left alone

[gilded bridge]

I didn't call you anything, I just made a statement

[twin bear]

Stalker anomaly is so much easier than gamma i cannot stress it enough

[harsh vault]

a very uncomfortable statement

[twin bear]

Have both but gamma is low-key ragebait for me

[neon bramble]

they know when the corruption cannot be stopped

since they're expected to self-police

[gilded bridge]

Sorry about that

[twin bear]

I'm sure they didn't mean to offend you with it yeah

[heavy ivy]

don't do that
just don't please

[twin bear]

Sounds kinda weird tho

Sorry if i yap but i need the exp

[livid notch]

Why don't they make a pyro replika smh, that would solve the whole corruption since the bodies won't come back alive if burned

[neon bramble]

xp per few hours or mins idk is capped

[harsh vault]

thank you

[neon bramble]

dropping random memes every few hours is ideal

[polar kiln]

here's a meme:

oh wait... I don't have embed perms...

[livid notch]

[polar kiln]

fuck my stupid plunger life

[neon bramble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/700530101367865454/853522785937784832/image0.gif

[livid notch]

[twin bear]

I leveled pretty fast the last two levels

Just pop in to chat with ppl for a bit and see what crazy ass shit y'all are talking abt

[neon bramble]

I dont think they want to admit to it

way I understand how bioresonance works is as long as falke and her kolibri cadre are alive and fine it shouldn't be an issue

so... if we assume that's never a problem

[gilded bridge]

I'm the villain now for making a corny joke?

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[livid notch]

But falke is sick, and her kolibri crew is a goner

[neon bramble]

yeah exactly, looks like they didn't plan around what if either or both are compromised

[analog ice]

Fr bro he only plays shitty fighting games he doesn't want to get to the killing zombies part because he's too bored to go through the base securing part

[neon bramble]

or just didn't want to for whatever reason

[heavy ivy]

you're breaking boundaries and being creepy. please learn to respect boundaries. you've done this before. that is all

[wind stump]

Bro

[neon bramble]

we both know how Elsters are supposed to deal with the end of their mission, being that callous aint exactly unheard of

[livid notch]

Replikas are meant to be replaceable, so even before the corruption, when either falke or kolibri or any unit at this point, not behaves the way the nation wants them to, they get decommissioned

That's why they don't bother to think about it

[neon bramble]

yeah I was pointing out what if they couldn't be decomissioned like you said

falke was compromised in a way that they didn't know how to deal with iirc

which led to the base falling apart in a way unexpected

[twin bear]

U guys still talking abt that game?

[neon bramble]

anyway pyro replikas would be hella fun

imagine having sections of the base inaccessible to fire at different stages of the game

[analog ice]

Yes SCP containment breach obviously

[neon bramble]

when sealing a door just isn't enough

[livid notch]

Joetastic had made some animations about some other people's OC, they are sick as hell

[harsh vault]

what you said wasnt a joke, it was an act of trying to make me be submissive

not the best thing to say when the floof isnt mentally happy right now

[twin bear]

I hope today is pizza day

[analog ice]

Today is tuna casserole day

Sorry

[harsh vault]

tuna icky

[twin bear]

Shit

[livid notch]

I love tuna

[twin bear]

Tuna melts are the only way I normally eat it

Unless it's hot out and they have those kipper thingies

[gilded bridge]

No it's not, how would asking you to punch me make you submissive?
If I wanted that I would have gone to your DMs

[harsh vault]

you specifically said "good girls bite when told"

[livid notch]

Hey let's not drag this further

[gilded bridge]

I'm sorry to hear that, you know what to do if you want to talk about it

[livid notch]

Come on

[twin bear]

I sent floof tiktoks until they got mad at me one time

Lol

[harsh vault]

that is an act of submission

[mellow birch]

Supernova, you made a joke that didn’t land

don’t try to defend yourself about it, just apologize and move on

[gilded bridge]

Not the first time I suppose

[gilded bridge]

You're right

[mellow birch]

someone felt creeped out and they’re not wrong for that

[harsh vault]

i didnt get mad, just got overwhelmed

[gilded bridge]

I apologize @harsh vault

[twin bear]

My tiktoks made u jealous of how sane my fyp was
Definitely not creepy ai stuff

Definitely didn't post brainrot fr

[harsh vault]

just because you said sorry doesnt mean what you did was wrong, I will feel about about you in an hour or two

[gilded bridge]

You said that I made you uncomfortable and that's wrong, I sorry

[frank tartan]

can someone join my vc

pls

[gilded bridge]

I have a habit of stubbornness when I'm wrong, I'm trying to be better

[surreal mirage]

Bro what is going on

[twin bear]

No idea

[naive flicker]

Just a small argument, nothing more

[raw rock]

What the fuck

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/tetherball-corgis-rain-gif-22311872

[raw rock]

God I need people to ping me for events like this

[gilded bridge]

Just a stupid joke I made

[last spoke]

I just saw
Fucking- gross?

Like why would you say that to literally anyone?

[gilded bridge]

You people take me too seriously

[raw rock]

in public is crazy bro

Online Footprint is real

[twin bear]

Sup man

[gilded bridge]

Not on discord

[twin bear]

Hru

[last spoke]

You don't just brush shit off like that as a joke

[surreal mirage]

Play peak

[naive flicker]

Sup

[last spoke]

You know tone doesn't convey over text

[harsh vault]

can we play together

[twin bear]

Stalker anomaly is so pretty

[twin bear]

Started playin stalker again

[naive flicker]

Oh peak

[twin bear]

And I got the long dark

Gonna try the dlc

[naive flicker]

Idk about y'all but he alr apologized, i think it's time to move on and stop beating a dead horse

[surreal mirage]

There's usually a full lobby but perhaps when im free

[harsh vault]

alright

[gilded bridge]

It was though, ask floof

[surreal mirage]

There's probably gonna be a more company mod coming out for peak eventually

[naive flicker]

Continuing to flame him literally won't change shit

[harsh vault]

floof says it didnt feel like a joke

[last spoke]

crosses a huge boundary
"Dw guys it's a joke aha"

[naive flicker]

He literally didn't say that, he apologized but okay

[twin bear]

How many frames will I get with max graphics

Let's see

[naive flicker]

You did the same shit with certain things too so don't act innocent dawg

[last spoke]

That like
Entirely depends on your hardware

[naive flicker]

2

[gilded bridge]

Well shit

[twin bear]

It crashed

Good thing it lets me change graphics outside of the game

[gilded bridge]

I apologized

[raw rock]

I fr wasn't gonna say anything

[naive flicker]

💔

[young kelp]

wtf happened

[naive flicker]

This is glorpshit

[raw rock]

Nah

[frosty tulip]

Wat faction u playing as?

[raw rock]

You wanna see glorpshit

You gotta fucking go to another server

one I can't talk about here

[twin bear]

Loners

[frosty tulip]

Gah

[raw rock]

THAT server has glorpshit

[frosty tulip]

Basic

[neon bramble]

first character that isnt absolute ass too but lmao

[twin bear]

Either that or freedom cuz hippies

[frosty tulip]

I suffer with the Renegades

[twin bear]

And duty has good loot to farm for me

[gilded bridge]

Nothing just ignore it

[twin bear]

What kinda rewards can u get

[naive flicker]

Ah hell naw

[neon bramble]

renegades are UNISG without good gear

[frosty tulip]

Nothing, the renegades suck so bad

They're bandits but with even less allies

[neon bramble]

and spawns in the great swamps

[frosty tulip]

Your main HQ is in the swamp

[raw rock]

TCOAL Server 💔

[neon bramble]

so thats even worse

[twin bear]

Should i make a geeked up playing xbox all day vid with stalker

[frosty tulip]

The only upside is you have the coolest faction patch

[twin bear]

Dang

[naive flicker]

You could try, pretty sure it would go well with stalker

[neon bramble]

ig it isn't that shit cause the starting UNISG guns have ammo thats a lil harder to acquire

any gun you get as a renegade is a straight upgrade xD

[twin bear]

And if u kill one clearsky u become more geared than half ur buddies

[naive flicker]

💔

[twin bear]

Lol

[harsh vault]

hi crusader

[naive flicker]

Yo

[frosty tulip]

best faction patch but thats all ya get

[twin bear]

Gonna include some deaths too

[harsh vault]

how are you

[raw rock]

I was bangin one of the head admins and still talk to her

LMAO

[neon bramble]

do renegades get the ppsh as a starting option

[raw rock]

That server is WILD

[twin bear]

Hardest patch

[neon bramble]

or you dont even get that

[frosty tulip]

I don't even know

still not worth it.

[twin bear]

Meanwhile the scariest faction uses a science ahh patch

[frosty tulip]

Your only ally is the fucking bandits

at least Monolith get other monolith as their allies.

[twin bear]

I love animation locks for every clothing item

[frosty tulip]

So they got something going for them

renegades got nothing

[twin bear]

Spent 2 mins loading my guy up lol

[naive flicker]

Total mindfuck

[neon bramble]

monolith's allies are rocking exclusively AP

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-meme-chungus-applebees-police-gif-20417032

[neon bramble]

monolith NPCs shred people

unlike renegades and bandits lmao

[harsh vault]

what happened now

[naive flicker]

Bangin her, freaky

[twin bear]

I forgot how to add a scope to my gun

Idiot arc

[naive flicker]

Lotta shit. Too much to tell

[neon bramble]

monoltih start is easier than it sounds

[raw rock]

LMAOo

[harsh vault]

i understand, i hope it gets better

[frosty tulip]

Yeah, monolith really isn't some ultra hard mode.

[naive flicker]

Hopefully

[frosty tulip]

That would be renegades

[neon bramble]

decent AK on standard diff, the ability to take an actual ok suit

reliable NPCs

at the cost of being antisocial

[frosty tulip]

Cause at least with the bandits, mercs and freedom are chill with you

Renegades don't get that

[neon bramble]

everyone wants to shoot mercs anyway no?

they have the best non-exo suit

[frosty tulip]

Well ye but you can get shit from dead city

And you also got army warehouses freedom base

[neon bramble]

ah I'm thinking of gamma

cant buy suits

though I aint the type to farm

[frosty tulip]

Ah

[neon bramble]

I get it if I get it

if I don't what I can find is good enough

[twin bear]

I think i have the wrong scope oops

[gilded bridge]

Nah, the clearsky one is better

[neon bramble]

I want their camo

[gilded bridge]

I know real homies don't kill allies
But Even if you get a bandit's gun?

[neon bramble]

you cant start with a pump action shotgun p sure

[gilded bridge]

Monolith camo is the drippiest

[neon bramble]

and bandits drop a basic one in spades

[gilded bridge]

What's wrong with the TOZ-34?

[neon bramble]

pack of dogs

if there are more than 2 and nothing to hide in

you want to delay the shot for as long as possible anyway to guarantee full meatshot

so long barrel aint that much of a perk

[gilded bridge]

Dogs have been Nerfed
There's a mod that makes them not homing missiles when the pounce

[neon bramble]

sure

I can knfie them

but invictus

[gilded bridge]

A knife is all you need for mutants
All of them can be killed with a knife
Except the fucking fractures but we don't talk about those

[neon bramble]

do you know what invictus mode is

[gilded bridge]

Maybe a .45 pistol if you're feeling fancy

[neon bramble]

I'll happily knfie down chimeras and pseudogiants if it isn't invictus

[gilded bridge]

Two life Ironman

All 3 main storylines

[neon bramble]

hobo phase is painful enough

I aint taking risks until I get a decent rifle and armor

[gilded bridge]

Just avoid pseudogiants they're very inconspicuous

[gilded bridge]

Then don't start as renegade

[neon bramble]

you're not helping

[naive flicker]

I'm rather a metro fan

I can see why stalker is so hyped tho

[gilded bridge]

You can be both

[neon bramble]

it's p much the definitive accessible survival horror rn

[naive flicker]

I'm rather going into the direction of fallout and metro

[polar kiln]

"i'm a metro fan"
yeah i like Walking bro...

[naive flicker]

Ragebait 🥀

[neon bramble]

you act like stalker isn't more walking than metro

its just very high stakes walking™

[polar kiln]

"ragebait"
yeah i use Bread as my fishing bait bro...

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-chips-eating-nom-crisps-gif-22496360

[frosty tulip]

Darkscape moment

[polar kiln]

"eating chips gif"
yeah i like chips too bro 👍

[surreal mirage]

Metro exodus was great

[neon bramble]

me spending most of my money on fast travel cause I just don't lmao

[naive flicker]

Real, the other parts too

[neon bramble]

I think is the best part of GAMMA

[naive flicker]

Last light on ranger mode was hella fun

[polar kiln]

what stalker game do you even need for GAMMA

[neon bramble]

dont have to spend money on gear, materials is plentiful and if you teleport around it's pretty quick to get setup

Anomaly then install the GAMMA modpack

it's 100% free

[surreal mirage]

Ah i have yet to play last light

[polar kiln]

you're telling me i don't need the base game?

[neon bramble]

no

[polar kiln]

how scrumptious.

[neon bramble]

you only need the base game (CoP) for Gunslinger or MISERY

[polar kiln]

Very Delightful.

[neon bramble]

(I dont recommend MISERY)

Anomaly and GAMMA are built on it's lessons

[polar kiln]

yeah as soon as i finish modding new vegas i'll look into GAMMA

i'm shellshocked from modding skyrim

[neon bramble]

yeah there's a bit of a learning curve to it cause you can't buy gear, but it's actually not bad

I say this as a guy who hates farming for the ideal gear

[polar kiln]

it's... R-

[static wyvern]

Possibly stupid noob question- what does the helicopter do besides hover over my head and make all the zombies know where I am? Is there something I should have done to trigger an event????

[neon bramble]

I take what I can get and a rifle is a rifle

[polar kiln]

REAL-REALISTIC???

[neon bramble]

no lmao

[polar kiln]

oh

[static wyvern]

My character died almost instantly but I’m wondering if I should have done something else

[neon bramble]

calling gamma realistic is stupid

[raw rock]

Just

[neon bramble]

good luck banning arms trade in an unregulatable shithole that is the zone

[raw rock]

stay inside

[polar kiln]

is it an actual type of hard or is it an artificial type of hard

[neon bramble]

you can't buy guns and armor for progression reasons

[neon bramble]

yes but in a good way

[static wyvern]

That’s all? Does it drop loot or something?

[neon bramble]

since it limits what you can have based on your progression

[naive flicker]

#pz_b42_chat

[raw rock]

@static wyvern If you find a Radio with the AES Broadcast channel, jot it down in notes and you can see it when it will come overhead via the radio

[static wyvern]

Ahh ty ^^

[raw rock]

saying

[polar kiln]

interesting

[raw rock]

Fuck you crusader

[static wyvern]

Oh cool!

[neon bramble]

so it mostly stops you from speedrunning your way to exo and high end NATO rifles

[raw rock]

I was already typing shit

[polar kiln]

that's fair

[neon bramble]

what happens in normal Anomaly is people pick one or two early game options, disregard armor completely and focus on acquiring their endgame toys

[gilded bridge]

Darkscape was never meant for walking, it was a level for a cut car chase sequence, Have you ever played lost alpha?

[neon bramble]

midgame equipment is disregarded, usually outside of niche cases

you get plenty of armor and weapons to choose from as you proceed in GAMMA, it's just a matter of choosing what to repair and upgrade

and since your money isn't spent on weapons, armor and repairs you're free to spend it more freely on consumables, fast travel etc.

[polar kiln]

is there snow?

[neon bramble]

take me for example, I make very liberal use of fast travel to move my crap around to my base where I admire my collection and such

[neon bramble]

no

[polar kiln]

bad game, 0/10

[neon bramble]

cant freeze balls off, why bother

[polar kiln]

das what i'm saying...

can't die of hypothermia brah what's the point?

[neon bramble]

would be funny if there were snowstorms and you can huddle next to burner anomalies

one wrong step hypothermia, another wrong step you get cooked

[polar kiln]

but yeah, alright, i'll check it out

[swift crag]

Why don’t they just harvest the damn things for power?

[polar kiln]

thanks for answering my questions

[neon bramble]

np

[harsh vault]

@swift crag tanman

[surreal mirage]

When are they adding miku to tarkov

[harsh vault]

its actually an event

[surreal mirage]

Wait what

[neon bramble]

the disrespect when you die to the least camoflaged head

[swift crag]

Why are you such an fde die hard?

[harsh vault]

i dunno

i am an iraq war fangirl

[raw rock]

Wait..

really?

[harsh vault]

i even have an M4 from that era

[neon bramble]

tan good

[raw rock]

This is horrible news

WHAT

WDYM

[swift crag]

You’d be wearing 6 colour then right?

[raw rock]

HOW DO YOU HAVE AN M4 FROM IRAQ

[raw rock]

No

Iraq was DCU

3 color

[harsh vault]

yes

hes right

[raw rock]

Gulf War was 6 color Rocky Top

[harsh vault]

yucky chocolate chip

but no i not talking gulf war

[raw rock]

DCU is still the best pattern

[harsh vault]

i talking the 2003 invasion

[swift crag]

Isn’t iraq gulf war?

[raw rock]

I will fucking stand on it.

[harsh vault]

no

yes

but

[raw rock]

We make the distinction because 2003 was ONLY Iraq

[harsh vault]

i talking second one

i love the triangle of death

[swift crag]

Literally every other military person I know hates the universal digital

[raw rock]

Gulf war was Kuwait, Iraq, Saudia Arabia, and Israel

[raw rock]

That's UCP

DCU is different

[harsh vault]

i fuck with UCP

but

not to be biased or anything

my fav camo is CADPAT

[raw rock]

ok Canadian.

[harsh vault]

:3

[surreal mirage]

Iraq war fangirl isn't a sentence i thought I'd ever hear

[harsh vault]

it goes hard

[toxic relic]

fr

[raw rock]

They exist rarely

[toxic relic]

"i love the triangle of death"

[harsh vault]

i dunno, i just obsessed with it

[toxic relic]

tom lehrer was right

[mellow birch]

we have world war fanboys

so why not

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-lethal-company-dance-default-dance-fortnite-fortnite-dance-gif-2528941247781774150

[mellow birch]

ig

[toxic relic]

thats a bad thing too my guy'

[neon bramble]

I've seen belgian congo fangirls

[toxic relic]

theyre both bad

[raw rock]

We ain't gonna insult Floofie based on her War of choice

[toxic relic]

a similar thing existing does not justify itself or its counterpart

[harsh vault]

i love fallujah

first and second invasion

[raw rock]

REAL

[toxic relic]

you love it

what do you love about it

[mellow birch]

that wording

[harsh vault]

rest in piece to blackwater though

[toxic relic]

mate what

[surreal mirage]

Don't glamorize wars

[mellow birch]

…

[toxic relic]

this must be bait

[mellow birch]

I thought it was like, a special interest kind of thing

[harsh vault]

it is

[mellow birch]

but you’re making it sound like you think they were good

[harsh vault]

im not like pro anything

[toxic relic]

you're not phrasing it like a special interest

[harsh vault]

no

[neon bramble]

yes

[harsh vault]

sorry

[frosty tulip]

The Seven Hour War was goated tho

[raw rock]

You can feel bad that Operators were literally hanged and burned of a bridge the fuck?

Rip to the Blackwater Operators

[dull moon]

is britas weapon pack overpowered?? i wanna use it on my apocalypse world

[raw rock]

I'll stand on that shit

[toxic relic]

customise it

[harsh vault]

blackwater didnt deserve it

all they were doing was giving some food

[raw rock]

Deadass was literally doing a Food Distro

[toxic relic]

wild

[raw rock]

Then were beat and hanged and burned and flayed

Tf u mean wild?

[dull moon]

so anyone know about britas to help me out?

[harsh vault]

wrong, they died during the convoy ambush

[raw rock]

Yea IK the whole playbook but I'm just saying

[toxic relic]

guys, the private military contractor is actually the good guy, trust me man

[harsh vault]

oh

[raw rock]

they were literally doing food distro

[raw rock]

Believe it or not, not all people who express deliver violence are bad people bro

[harsh vault]

i can feel bad for both sides

[toxic relic]

MATE

HAHAHAH

[mellow birch]

both sidesing an invasion

idk.

[raw rock]

Ah hell no

[toxic relic]

yeah, they killed 17 civilians, but that doesnt mean theyre bad

PFFFT

[mellow birch]

they were smol beans

[raw rock]

Oh yea, Iraq killed uh, Hundreds a day, but that doesn't mean they were bad.

Stfu dude

[toxic relic]

wild

[harsh vault]

okay maybe i started an argument

[raw rock]

Literally couldn't pull your own ass out of your head

[harsh vault]

im sorry

[raw rock]

Like holy fuck

[mellow birch]

Iraq is a whole country which was invaded for no good reason

[harsh vault]

i agree

[toxic relic]

mate you said something insane and expected no backlash

[raw rock]

Nah

Floofie didn't say anything wrong

[toxic relic]

"blackwater didnt deserve it"

[raw rock]

She said she felt sorry that Men who had families didn't deserve to be killed, burned and strung up while doing food distro

[harsh vault]

i dont recall blackwater killing anyone though

[toxic relic]

wild

thats literally what theyre most known for

[slate yoke]

Hello does any1 know if there will be summer sale for pz?

[mellow birch]

They did, there were numerous incidents

[harsh vault]

oh

nevermind then

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisour_Square_massacre

[harsh vault]

i dont have a say on if i feel bad or not

[mellow birch]

that’s why me and fartface are like “WHAT”

[raw rock]

Yea the Nisour Square

But again

[toxic relic]

indeed

[raw rock]

That was literally 4 bad actors

[dull moon]

blacksouls

[toxic relic]

also the glamorisation of neo imperialism is wild

[harsh vault]

apologies for my ignorant opinion

[raw rock]

Nah Floofie

Just because you have 4 bad actors doesn't mean a group of people dedicated to Food Distro deserved to die.

[gilded bridge]

That's like they're job description

[toxic relic]

private military yeah

[mellow birch]

They shouldn’t’ve been there at all, in the country

[neon bramble]

call em what they are

mercs

hired guns

[toxic relic]

true

hired guns

[neon bramble]

cuts the fat

[mellow birch]

and some of their people killed civillians

the locals got angry

[young kelp]

wtf

[mellow birch]

why are we pretending they’re at fault?

[toxic relic]

they got justifiably angry lmao [the victims]

[raw rock]

Whether the Invasion was justified or not is an entirely different conversation

[mellow birch]

no it isn’t

[raw rock]

It really is

[toxic relic]

imagine expecting someone to not be mad when some random american kills their family

[young kelp]

its never justified

[mellow birch]

an act of self defense against a belligerent occupier contextualizes it

[raw rock]

It's fine I can talk on this shit all day

[young kelp]

anyways gonna blast before the mods come here

[raw rock]

You guys wanna know what Iraq was like PRE invasion 2003?

[young kelp]

[raw rock]

Like actually like?

[harsh vault]

i dont want you guys to talk about this

[mellow birch]

and do you know why it was like that?

in part because of American support

[harsh vault]

@mellow birch can you stop

[toxic relic]

why birb

birb isnt the one being weird

[harsh vault]

sigh

no

i know

but

[toxic relic]

caleb hearon is hilarious

[harsh vault]

i didnt mean for this

[raw rock]

It's fine floofie.

I'm done.

Everyone has their differences.

[toxic relic]

i dont listen to many comedians but damn he's fucking good

[neon bramble]

my balls (gone)

[harsh vault]

this is why its not really right to be "obsessed" with a war, because everyone has their own sides, so you will get upset people no matter what

[toxic relic]

everyone has their own sides

[harsh vault]

i just like the iraq war, not because of what they did, or how they did it, but because of the setting, the guns and gear they used, and the camo

[toxic relic]

"i support an invasion" vs "i think killing people for money and land is wrong"

sides lmao

[toxic relic]

no ballz

[mellow birch]

if you like something in one context you might try to make it out to be good in another

[neon bramble]

the last one was a crippled historian

I want to avoid doing the hedge knight start again

[mellow birch]

that’s why serious war buffs tend to have some really off color opinions, I think

[harsh vault]

the iraq war wasnt good, i know that

no war is good in one way or another

[mellow birch]

they see it in one context and try to keep that fantasy of the “setting” alive

[toxic relic]

what game is this

[neon bramble]

or just refuse to make moralistic judgements (like me)

[naive flicker]

I support war cuz cool gunz n shi

Fr

[neon bramble]

battle brothers

[naive flicker]

[neon bramble]

it's an elegant turn based strategy

[mellow birch]

when the portrayals and documentation of that “setting” are often propaganda for justifying it

[neon bramble]

no women too so might be up your alley

[harsh vault]

sigh

[toxic relic]

ayo

[mellow birch]

you’re not enlightened for refusing to have a moral backbone.

[neon bramble]

no

[neon bramble]

that aint it

I prefer judging it from a cold top down perspective cause at the end of the day\

shit changes people

[mellow birch]

You can be cold with your fury, you don’t have to be irrational about it

but let yourself get angry at injustice

[harsh vault]

birb

[mellow birch]

we have emotions for a reason

[harsh vault]

are you okay

[toxic relic]

birb w take ngl

[naive flicker]

🗣️

[mellow birch]

no. I’m unironically still upset about Iran

This thing is fresh on my mind

[harsh vault]

what do you mean?

[toxic relic]

makes snese

sense

[naive flicker]

I ain't

[harsh vault]

what about iran

[naive flicker]

That's what makes me happier

[toxic relic]

floofie

[naive flicker]

[harsh vault]

stink

[toxic relic]

do you know about the world

[harsh vault]

uh yeah, ceasefire, war is over

[toxic relic]

lmao

chris fleming is funny too

[harsh vault]

what

[naive flicker]

Gen chat incels trying to make someone stressed and gaslight them into worrying about shit they shouldn't care about

[neon bramble]

yeh I don't disagree with that but I'd rather not get carried away by emotions in a conflict where everyone has a strong incentive to smear the other side as much as possible

now is the guy defending their home usually on the moral high ground

[toxic relic]

i should watch more of them

[neon bramble]

sure I don't contest that

[harsh vault]

stink

did the ceasefire not happen?

[mellow birch]

it’s barely a real ceasefire

it could start again at any day

beyond that

we shouldn’t have gotten involved at all

[harsh vault]

that is true

[mellow birch]

we were aiding a genocidal apartheid in trying to incite regime change on their major regional opponent

[neon bramble]

and I aint the type to both sides conflcits either, but I think it's strongly important to not cloud your vision more than it inherently is especially when you're personally affiliated in the conflict

[toxic relic]

i dont really want to talk socio-geopolitics with you

[mellow birch]

the nukes shit was bullshit

[harsh vault]

what did i do

[mellow birch]

we were literally in the process of negotiating with Iran when Israel decided they couldn’t wait and launched attacks without declaring war

then we did the same

it was totally unjustifiable

[toxic relic]

thats true but i should say that continuing this will lead to mod intervention

we should all stop now

[harsh vault]

stink, was my take really that bad?

[mellow birch]

Okay.

[toxic relic]

although i agree with you birb

i just know that if you keep talking youll get timed out

[surreal mirage]

Multihit

[mellow birch]

Floof it’s just obvious you’re kinda ignorant about it, and sometimes leftists have no patience for that is all

[naive flicker]

I don't agree because i simply don't want to fr

Ignorance is bliss

[harsh vault]

i mean

[naive flicker]

❤️

[harsh vault]

im sorry im ignorant

[mellow birch]

it’s one of our biggest flaws tbh

[toxic relic]

i dont think not entertaining bullshit is a flaw

[harsh vault]

why are you people upset at me.

[toxic relic]

im gonna go watch something

something

lmao

yoy

[mellow birch]

I’m not

[naive flicker]

Because they cannot accept that some people genuinely don't give a fuck about the problems happening in the world. Dw about it mate

You did nothing wrong

[mellow birch]

nobody is, he just doesn’t have patience for you because he’s a bitter crotchety asshole

and like, same

[harsh vault]

war is a sensitive topic, and its not my thing to talk about, since im not a political person, so that was wrong of me to put an opinion out there

sorry.

[naive flicker]

Ay man, everyone has the right to talk about anything they want

[mellow birch]

it’s alright floofie we all need to learn still

[naive flicker]

Don't apologize for expressing your opinion

[frozen ember]

oh damn we talkin politics

[harsh vault]

learn on what?

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[mellow birch]

sometimes someone who feels passionately about it or is more informed will snap back though

[neon bramble]

floof none of it is targeted at you

drop it lmao

I am tired and want to think about playing the dang game instead of watching this play out

[frozen ember]

who been hurting our girl fleef

[mellow birch]

yeah. I should go and sleep

hopefully I don’t get muted for going off on bladez lmao

[neon bramble]

I'm mildly annoyed I walked right into your comment on history buffs

[harsh vault]

sorry you feel annoyed

[neon bramble]

and I'm gonna make it other people's problem

[toxic relic]

gregg araki is a good director

[harsh vault]

oh

[harsh vault]

what does he make?

[toxic relic]

new queer cinema

like john waters but in the day time

[frozen ember]

come and slay some heretics in DT

[harsh vault]

i see

[frozen ember]

New class dropped, im sure that'll ease the stres levels 😏

[neon bramble]

darktide?

nah i'm in the mood for stabbing other gamers

booting up chiv 2 lmao

[frozen ember]

fair

someones making a new melee game aswell btw birb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zds_2Kb8F8

[neon bramble]

it is my preferred stress ball cause I'm not twitchy enough for modern pvp shooters

[neon bramble]

I'm aware

it's pvp / pve

[harsh vault]

tarkov is fun

[neon bramble]

I dont have my new PC yet

[harsh vault]

oh

[neon bramble]

soon™

I'll join the suffering lmao

[neon bramble]

I'm really hoping we can parry bullets

[toxic relic]

is tarkov just dayz but for people with addictive personalities

[frozen ember]

letsGOOOOOOO

[harsh vault]

not at all

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-emoji-rage-gif-3851471549750385303

[neon bramble]

tarkov is gun porn

[frozen ember]

I love me some pve 😏

[neon bramble]

with a game attached to it

tacticool barbie

[harsh vault]

yesnt

[toxic relic]

so like gacha games but for people that think drinking miller lite makes you soft

[harsh vault]

people dont really care about gun modding anymore

[neon bramble]

no

[harsh vault]

its more on ratting these days

[neon bramble]

you sit in a corner and wait for someone to jump into your sights

[harsh vault]

yes

[toxic relic]

damn

i like games that i can play

[neon bramble]

ttk is very fast and gear is valuable