general_chat

[karmic jetty]

pinhead larry

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-pinhead-larry-dirty-dan-gif-16181462

[simple bear]

aint nobody got time for deez nuts

[karmic jetty]

deez nuts on ur chin

[simple bear]

pickle chin

[fathom igloo]

That one dude would love this

They should make contacts you can sleep in

[plush cobalt]

They do it's called the cornea

[vital marten]

Honestly I get scared when an eyelash goes up in there idk how people do contacts

[plush cobalt]

Contacts are an affront to nature

As are glasses

[simple bear]

My earbuds deciding to randomly go max volume and making me go deaf

[plush cobalt]

Your eyes are not meant to see

[tall glen]

dont believe your eyes

they are liars

[simple bear]

Had like 10 people try to gaslight me into thinking I was wearing contacts

Don’t know why

[fathom igloo]

Have you seen LASIK?

Horrific

[karmic jetty]

real eyes realize real lies...

[plush cobalt]

I spit on the floor at the mere mention

[tall glen]

they have contacts now that let you see infrared

[fathom igloo]

cringe 2000’s emo posts be like

[simple bear]

real reels reel reels

[fathom igloo]

You don’t want your cornea half off?

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/real-eyes-the-deep-the-boys-real-eyes-realize-the-peak-gif-26220522

[tall glen]

real feels feel real

[simple bear]

7 chests at risky reels

[tall glen]

fishfucker

[onyx igloo]

what did i walk into

[tall glen]

not you sean

[tall glen]

zozo's post

sorry for kink shaming

[karmic jetty]

fort

[tall glen]

fort knife

[onyx igloo]

nite

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/sean-macguire-rdr-rdr-2-rdr2-red-dead-redemption-gif-3754084517581671476

[tall glen]

am speepy

[karmic jetty]

thats the name of the game

[fathom igloo]

When did building forts become uncool

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lighthouse-the-lighthouse-wake-laugh-wake-laughing-gif-16420751

[simple bear]

blanket fort nerf war

[onyx igloo]

Better than fortnite

[simple bear]

we having dorito sandwiches after

[tall glen]

I want some beans https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fo_UXf3kO48?feature=share

[fathom igloo]

Only certain vets are allowed in my blanket fort sorry

[simple bear]

freshly made enchiladas

[fathom igloo]

It’s a list of like 2 people. On a good day. No promises I won’t turn on them

[simple bear]

homemade gnocchi

[fathom igloo]

If they breathe wrong

[simple bear]

mmm

[onyx igloo]

I remember this scene lol

[simple bear]

I did it all for the gnocchi

[tall glen]

seain I wanna start a restaurant with this eating challenge

[fathom igloo]

We should sacrifice Omar

[simple bear]

Homemade cornbread

Thanksgiving stuffing

[onyx igloo]

Having to shit restaurant

[tall glen]

exactly

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/stuffing-thanksgiving-dinner-food-thanksgiving-gif-19305126

[tall glen]

tereance hill challenge

[onyx igloo]

my beloved

[tall glen]

is that stuffing, disgusting

[fathom igloo]

Seain McGire dot com

[onyx igloo]

HOW DARE YOU

[simple bear]

Cinnamon toast

[tall glen]

its not even have sausage in it

sausage stuffing is alright

[simple bear]

donut holes

[onyx igloo]

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/donuts-ghostbusters-afterlife-mountain-of-donuts-yummy-snacks-delicious-treats-gif-19668704

[tall glen]

not the donut holes

[onyx igloo]

dunkin donuts is terrible

[tall glen]

grabs falling hole

[fathom igloo]

Stop I’m hungry

[tall glen]

I want some TIMBITS

[onyx igloo]

i like my local donut restaurant

[simple bear]

Corn dog from the county fair with extra crispy bits on the stick

[fathom igloo]

Best donut flavor go

[tall glen]

cake

[pseudo fox]

Glazed

[simple bear]

Do apple fritter count

[onyx igloo]

Look at the food i made

[fathom igloo]

Yes

[simple bear]

Apple fritter

[tall glen]

bear claws

and beaver tails

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bonuelos-dough-sugar-glazed-fried-dough-mexican-gif-14368531

Elephant ears

My beloved

[fathom igloo]

Idk what a beaver tail is

[onyx igloo]

Maple icing

Donut mm

[simple bear]

🐁

[simple bear]

Freshly made sausage roll

[tall glen]

I made a stromboli this week

[onyx igloo]

Sausage biscuit

[fathom igloo]

Nobody prefers donuts with fillings?

[tall glen]

aka peporoni roll

[simple bear]

Hell naw

[fathom igloo]

Why

[twin bear]

I like all donuts ngl

[onyx igloo]

Those make me sick after

[tall glen]

donut filling,s custard only

[onyx igloo]

Its too much

[sacred schooner]

honey cruller

[tall glen]

jelly donuts are inferior

HONEY CRUELLER<

now your talking

[fathom igloo]

Skill issue

[onyx igloo]

I mean it tastes awesome, custard donuts do

But I get sick after

[tall glen]

sour cream donuts are a thing

[fathom igloo]

Boston cream?

[gritty drift]

@karmic jetty i got 4 wisdom teeth removed

[onyx igloo]

Those sound good

[tall glen]

they arent filled with it, the dough is made with it

[simple bear]

Only time i had one was a cream filling but the donut shop shaped it like a…. body part.

Didnt like it

[onyx igloo]

Yuh

[karmic jetty]

get well soon!!

[sacred schooner]

so you look like a squirrel now?

[fathom igloo]

Did it taste like maple syrup?

[gritty drift]

nah the swelling isnt too bad i feel like someone put a gun to my mouth tho

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-meow-sunakook-small-gif-23565003

[gritty drift]

well it was earlier today not rn

[simple bear]

Voodoo donuts in portland

[gritty drift]

so it went away

[fathom igloo]

I’m next 😭

[gritty drift]

naur

[tall glen]

my fam lives in porto

they never send me donuts

[onyx igloo]

i wonder if ill have to get my wisdom teeth removed

they be chilling rn

[fathom igloo]

Yep. 4 with two fully impacted

[simple bear]

Maple roasted sweet potatoes 👼 yummm

[karmic jetty]

go to bed xal

[sacred schooner]

after the first few weeks it'll get way better

[onyx igloo]

Yall ever heard of square donuts?

[karmic jetty]

i can smell u

[gritty drift]

if any of them get cooked they just remove all these days ngl

[twin bear]

Portland ofc

[gritty drift]

unless its not scuffed in the slightest

[fathom igloo]

Wait what?

[sacred schooner]

though now you'll eat like you're a grandma with no teeth

[gritty drift]

i have teeth just got 4 holes rn

in jaw

[gritty drift]

my ortho guy said long story short there isnt enough room

well mainly cause humans evolved out of them

[tall glen]

am I hungry

[gritty drift]

[onyx igloo]

i wonder what crazy shit you spouted under anesthesia

[karmic jetty]

[fathom igloo]

Wdym? Like they took your regular teeth because the wisdom teeth scuffed your regulars?

[gritty drift]

i didnt say much i was haulin ass outta there to go home

[sacred schooner]

well yeah, but what you eat (and their temperature) is severely restricted because of this, been there (I was born with only 3 wisdom teeths)

[gritty drift]

if one wisdom tooth is cooked they take the 3 remaining

[fathom igloo]

Ohhhh yeah

[onyx igloo]

what a waste smh..

could be a great snack

[karmic jetty]

why is it called wisdom tooth if u gotta remove them

why remove wisdom

[twin bear]

Had mine removed years ago and I still have pains

[karmic jetty]

are they tupid

[gritty drift]

cause u get them when ur older

[fathom igloo]

Wdym

[simple bear]

Had mine removed at 14

[gritty drift]

we used to have room for them back in the olden times

but not anymore

[onyx igloo]

I think I still got mine

[gritty drift]

for now

[simple bear]

Nah i took em

[sacred schooner]

I'm a dummy because they took all my wisdom away

[fathom igloo]

I’m so scared I’m going to throw up right after they are removed. That’s got to be the worst

[gritty drift]

it isnt too bad

they give u anti nausea stuff preemptively

the worst part is the pain when ur home imo

[twin bear]

Where they stitched is shot

[gritty drift]

and the food situation

[onyx igloo]

god are you a projectile vomitter like me

[tall glen]

my kitchen is so hot my fruit snacks be melty

[fathom igloo]

But after when you’re home

[twin bear]

Gored the shit outta my mouth

[gritty drift]

[fathom igloo]

Are you supposed to sleep with the gauze in?

[onyx igloo]

whenever i have to vomit i lowkey used to be the l4d2 bloater

[gritty drift]

shrug i dont think it would be a factor by then unless ur squeamish if then u prolly will yak

[simple bear]

I vomit daily

[onyx igloo]

Now, I just don't vomit

Hate it

[fathom igloo]

Of others no, of me yes

[gritty drift]

it stops after awhile depends i dont got em in anymore even tho its been like 12 hours

[onyx igloo]

Avoid it all costs

[twin bear]

Just don't smoke anything while healing if u wanna keep it clean

[simple bear]

Mainly because i do nic and caffeine first thing on the morning on an empty stomach and that shit churns around my guts

in

[onyx igloo]

Why do you do that

[gritty drift]

ye they said no smoke

[fathom igloo]

So you don’t replace it and sleep with it in? I’m worried I might accidentally swallow the gauze

[spring egret]

need a new project zomboid group to join

[gritty drift]

but am out of smoke so shrug

[simple bear]

Breakfast chow times are impossible to do

[twin bear]

Same

[onyx igloo]

Eat a damn ham and cheese croissant atleast

[sacred schooner]

well, the procedure itself really isn't as bad as you think it is, it might get a bit intense at times, but it's very tolerable (the worst part is really how long it takes)

[simple bear]

If i want breakfast i gotta get up at 5 and i aint doin allat

[gritty drift]

id prolly just wait to sleep till it stops bleeding too much unless ur home and get slumped i would sleep with ur head above ur chest or elevated cause swelling gets reduced and i feel lesser choking hazard if u do keep it in

[onyx igloo]

You should buy the jimmy dean ham and cheese sammies

[simple bear]

Had that shit in bootcamp

[fathom igloo]

Is it worse if you have impacted one’s? The scans look like I will have a huge hole

[onyx igloo]

I love those damn things

[simple bear]

Their maple pancake sausage sandwich makes me feel like the physical embodiment of gluttony

[onyx igloo]

And the breakfast corndogs

[simple bear]

shit so good

I snuck back for seconds of that shit when they had it

[twin bear]

Jimmy deans actually looks like the packaging

[onyx igloo]

I think I came preinstalled with the military diet

[twin bear]

Crazy

[onyx igloo]

Did you have the omelette station

[simple bear]

Nah

[gritty drift]

u shoulda seen the one on my bottom left the tooth was literally sideways

[onyx igloo]

Damn.

[simple bear]

Only eggs we had were flavorless spongey scrambled eggs or hard boiled eggs

[onyx igloo]

Probably powdered

If its scrambled i guarantee you thats powdered bullshit

[fathom igloo]

Same on both of my bottoms… it’s like two inches across

[gritty drift]

[tall glen]

LIQUID SHWARTZ

[gritty drift]

cooked

[simple bear]

the cafeteria there is literally run by goodwill

[gritty drift]

u will be fine tho

[simple bear]

Same company that does the thrift stores

[gritty drift]

it isnt that complicated

in and out at best

worst is the recovery like i said

[fathom igloo]

Did you spill any secrets lol

[twin bear]

Goodwill is such a scam 😭

[onyx igloo]

Bro ate the goodwill eggs

[gritty drift]

not that i know of

[simple bear]

Legit

[onyx igloo]

You gonna die

[gritty drift]

i didnt really talk much

after

[simple bear]

first week there i didnt shit at all

[sacred schooner]

I'm not a doctor, but I'm sure that'll be a good question you can ask them before the procedure, but I doubt you'll experience pain that you can't tolerate for at most a few seconds at a time

[gritty drift]

they prescribe u the opiates too

w

[onyx igloo]

Were the toilets satans spawn

[twin bear]

Ur gonna miss munchin on everything all silly willy if u like food like me

[sacred schooner]

I don't remember being in that much pain

[gritty drift]

i mean mine were kinda cooked in the placements so they had to

or i would suffer after

[simple bear]

The ones outside the barracks had cool graffiti

[fathom igloo]

I just know I’m going to overdo it and try to eat normal stuff

[sacred schooner]

maybe 6-7/10 at worst

[simple bear]

I got a few ppls discords from the stall graffiti

[twin bear]

I didn't listen to em very well

[gritty drift]

im too scared to eat

dont want to get dry socket or wtver

[twin bear]

Ate greasy pizza and burgers🗣️

[simple bear]

?

[sacred schooner]

you got a blender?

[simple bear]

oh

[spring egret]

ive texted a few phone numbers off of graffiti and havent ever gotten a response

[gritty drift]

ye

[onyx igloo]

Surprised they didnt turn cleaning that into an exercise

[gritty drift]

but i cant eat food food for the next 2 days if that makes sense

even then idk

[simple bear]

The sharpies they do

But people scratch it in with pen

Cant remove that

[onyx igloo]

Oh

[twin bear]

For a good time call:

Real

[gritty drift]

i was gonna blend a pizza but unsure yet

like unironcially

[simple bear]

I put my insta

[onyx igloo]

I shall rest now brethren

[simple bear]

Same

[young kelp]

its not that bad

[simple bear]

11:19

[twin bear]

U can blend sandwiches too

It's not bad surprisingly

[young kelp]

you pizza sauce of choice + garlic + onion + meat + whatever else you want

[gritty drift]

the gaping holes in my gums say otherwise

[young kelp]

blend

and place in a slice bread

[gritty drift]

or the blended pizza isnt bad?

[sacred schooner]

it does to me, been there.

you can blend fruits and veggies to make nutritional drinks and drink protein rich stuff as well to make up for solid food

[gritty drift]

am acoustic so ye

[young kelp]

do note that drinking the pizza sauce might not be pleasant unless you pair with soft bread

[twin bear]

I didn't even listen to em when i had braces 😭

[gritty drift]

what if i put 2 mcdoubles in the blender

[sacred schooner]

please don't blend actual food

[rain mango]

Which fnaf game u guys think u could survive

[twin bear]

Heat that liquid up

[gritty drift]

lamao

[twin bear]

2 because

[young kelp]

1

[twin bear]

Uh

[fathom igloo]

Halo top makes a good protein ice cream with mix ins

[rain mango]

Same

[twin bear]

I could just leave

[young kelp]

doesn't make sense why running out of power

causes the gates to open

[gritty drift]

i prolly wont blend food

[young kelp]

irl it would stay shut

[gritty drift]

but i would make smoothie

[young kelp]

you'd be trapped in there until help shows up the next day

[twin bear]

Could also bring an alarm for each hallway

[sacred schooner]

the only unfortunate part is no straw

[twin bear]

Wouldn't even need to look at cams rly

[gritty drift]

real

[rain mango]

Unhave to survive 5 nights

[gritty drift]

no straw is diabolical

[simple bear]

When i got my wisdom teeth and a canine removed i exclusively ate mashed potatoes, applesauce, and protein shakes for days

[twin bear]

Potatoes are a goated food

[rain mango]

Til they break them

[gritty drift]

i got potat in fridge

i will eat it tommorow prolly

[young kelp]

I ate soup

[rain mango]

They break cams in fnaf 1

[twin bear]

Dumb ass kids aren't gonna find an alarm ngl

[sacred schooner]

I probably should make some mashed potatoes for myself, been so long since I last had some

[rain mango]

Also golden freddy…

Fnaf2 is cooked

[young kelp]

got one of my molars removed

[twin bear]

If physics exist properly

[rain mango]

Fnaf1 is 50/50

[twin bear]

They can't do anything

[young kelp]

the tooth broke so they had to slice my gums open

to remove it

for the whole week

I ate nothing but soup

mix it with rice and just drink

[rain mango]

Fnaf2 has shadow bonnie and gfreddy

And the puppet

[gritty drift]

i want mushroom risotto

[young kelp]

fnaf 3 safest

[twin bear]

Physics applied and they're useless

[tawny raft]

Mmmmmmmm mashed potatos

[young kelp]

the only threat is springy

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/4kqbKEqzsAI?si=MXdvTdquhoe1DBI1

[young kelp]

everyone else is just a nightmare

[rain mango]

Fnaf 2 has no doors

[twin bear]

Fnaf sister location is survivable

[gritty drift]

i better get mushroom risotto as reward for this

[twin bear]

Think of what they are tho

Robots

[rain mango]

Gfreddy is a demon…..

[twin bear]

Why hasn't anyone disabled their joints on stage

[young kelp]

its still being used

[twin bear]

They'd literally not be able to move unless ofc there's spooky plot armor

[young kelp]

you'd be damaging property and be in prison

or pay a price

heck both

[twin bear]

Eh

[agile void]

Saw a video where someone said he was gonna maxed out all skill

I mean just the start

[spring egret]

i miss her...

[rain mango]

I said which game do u think you’d survive 5 nights for

[twin bear]

Freddies wouldn't even be running irl

[rain mango]

If u get fired u fail

[agile void]

He refused to take any trait that give skill exp boost or raw exp point

[simple bear]

I miss my bed

[rain mango]

Gfreddy teleports to the office and eats u

[twin bear]

If ur the only guy there they kind of gotta take word of mouth don't they

[agile void]

But he added town of mod to make grinding easier

[rain mango]

no

Theres security cams

They can see what u did

[twin bear]

The place wouldn't be running tho

3 is the only realistic situation and 1 ig

[agile void]

So he had the choice for what is supposed to be a challenge, between just playing the game normally, and just changing what the challenge would be; and he chose the ladder

[rain mango]

1 also has gfreddy but yeah 1 is the most survivable cuz doors

[agile void]

Im so disappointed

[rain mango]

Meanwhile fnaf 3 u have to deal with a human intelligent springtrap

[agile void]

I was looking for a vanilla no cheat video where someone grind every skill to 10 in one lifetime

[twin bear]

I'm only going the realism route for the restaurant and the mechanics behind the robots themselves not rly the ghosts since they're not real

[twin bear]

Yeah plus he's a murdering bad word i can't say

[rain mango]

I think PrivateL1me tried but didn't quite get there?

[rain mango]

then ur disqualified cuz ur not even talking about fnaf at that point

[twin bear]

Fnaf could exist tho

[rain mango]

If they arent haunted they wont even attack u

[agile void]

No idea, private lime is one I would think could do it without cheating

[coarse vapor]

relevancy

[twin bear]

No i literally just said everything but the ghosts

[simple bear]

I miss walking to my hometown 7/11 at night in the snow to get a slushy to mix with vodka

[twin bear]

Realism applied to everything but supernatural entities

[agile void]

Because imo if you say your doing a challenge, but you ad mod to make it easier, you are cheating, because it’s supposed to be a challenge

[rain mango]

I think he got all but nimble and first aid to 10, something like that.

[simple bear]

Nah its fine

[twin bear]

Cuz u can hold off against anything that's robotic so long as u plan it well enough to prevent them from using any ghost tricks

[simple bear]

I did it once with a cheat mod still counts

[twin bear]

Would rly just need luck

[agile void]

Nah lowkey doasent

[stone meadow]

david martinez what are you doing here dead

[agile void]

Like a challenge I’d the only moment where you can cheat

[twin bear]

And ngl let's be honest we ain't working at freddies fuck that

[rain mango]

I mean, if you only do like commonsense, and no other mod, i might call that legit.

[twin bear]

Not after 87

[agile void]

Because the whole point of challenge is that their is rule

[rain mango]

That said, we all gonna have a slight variation on legit for challenges 😄

[rain mango]

bro…

this all started with me asking which game you’d survive 5 nights at

[agile void]

I think that if the mod in question changes the gameplay, it invalidates the challenge

[twin bear]

can't turn into wether or not u would actually work there?

[rain mango]

Nobody would want to work there

[twin bear]

But then again the mc takes the job because of who he is

[rain mango]

Fair, but yeah, mostly up to the person / org that declares the challenge 😄

[spring egret]

thought you were talking about the fast food chain

[twin bear]

We don't need the job so itd be dumb yeah

[rain mango]

but that has nothing to do with what i originally said

And some might just be like "Last guy standing, no rules other than no helper apps" or w/e 👿

[twin bear]

Discord

Hence the name

🗣️

[rain mango]

are u drunk

[twin bear]

Maybe

[craggy stream]

?????

[twin bear]

Ur telling me taking a job at freddies is smart?

I mean maybe tbh

Could farm hella views on yt

[rain mango]

What are you talking about

[twin bear]

Stream that shit

[twin bear]

This

[agile void]

Yeah it just annoys me to see someone announce something grand about the game, like a challenge so big you might actually learn things from it
But they use tone of mod

[craggy stream]

hell yeah

[twin bear]

Unless the mod fixes bugs

[craggy stream]

i would def work at freddies

ill stream it

while having my own generator

[twin bear]

Same but only if it didn't have the lore it does

[craggy stream]

thte stream will pay the electrical bills

[twin bear]

F that

[rain mango]

Eh. If something "isn't to my liking" I generally just... don't watch / play.

[craggy stream]

LOL - than it aint freddies

[twin bear]

Yeah its chucky cheeses

Didn't a kid get wounded by one

[craggy stream]

oh maybe

chucky cheeses scared me bro

[twin bear]

It like squeezed him or smth

[rain mango]

And again not my decision on what is legit for a challenge, but is my decision on which challenges I might see as legit, or something I would watch or partake in or w/e

[wild stirrup]

Thats very healthy, alot of people consume stuff they shouldn’t

[craggy stream]

hm dindt hear botu that idk

[twin bear]

It's definitely online if it happened but I doubt it was a serious injury if it is

[rain mango]

I'll say I have the occasional moments of hate-watching but I catch myself quickly 😄

Usually about the time my GF starts rolling her eyes.

[bronze moat]

I have Freddys burger joint on my Zomboid. You can pick up the animatronics and replace them anywhere lol

[rain mango]

At the things I am saying while hate-watching 😄

Anyone know a good way to play majoras mask

[twin bear]

Is there foxy

He's my favorite

Prolly why i have unresolved furry shit going on fr

[bronze moat]

I know 100% of the game.

(Name is also in the credits……)

[twin bear]

🗣️

[wild stirrup]

I came across this bodycam video on YouTube where an older guy was being insanely aggressive toward a teenage DoorDash driver. His tone and body language were so intense, it genuinely shook me — like, I’ve never had a video make me feel that kind of fear before.

Right after I finished watching it, my mom started nagging me about something. I told her I’d get to it later, but she kept pushing, and I snapped — we ended up arguing. But looking back, I think I was still stuck in the tension from that video.
I don’t want someone else’s anger or negativity to live rent-free in my head.

[bronze moat]

Hiya

[rain mango]

Start new game about an hour ago
"Fine, I'll just start Muldraugh. Ugh."
About 5 minutes ago
"Why did I start in Muldraugh?"
Dies to stairway zombie

[craggy stream]

wait what

[wild stirrup]

So I definitely agree with Kraven here, do not let rage videos get to you

[craggy stream]

ur name is actually in the credits?

[rain mango]

I always spawn westpoint nowadays

Back in ye oldie times i was a muldraugh head doe

[twin bear]

👑

Dropped this

[rain mango]

[bronze moat]

I worked in a few games in the past

[craggy stream]

yeah but majoras mask is like - not the avg few games u expect to hear online

[twin bear]

I just started learning development

[heavy ivy]

hey it's like that one television segment from the hit game Zomboid Project where a it looked like a disagreement and all the soldiers are gone

[craggy stream]

does it say like dave smth in the credits?

[twin bear]

On godot and unreal

[rain mango]

West Point is so easy though, like you will get most everything you need there, if you don't die. And you will then move out 😄

[bronze moat]

Nopes. I’m old tho

[craggy stream]

you say old - i say experienced

[rain mango]

Muldraugh I at least have to work for it 😄

[bronze moat]

And crazy

[heavy ivy]

godot is good - feel free to give me a poke if you have questions about it, it's a lovely little paltform

[craggy stream]

is it weird if i ask u what ur name is lsited in the credits - to me thats just so cool lmao

[twin bear]

Have u seen the brackys vid on making a 2d game

Just got done doing that

[craggy stream]

ohhh yeah godot can be cool

[twin bear]

Like a week ago and now I'm working on some hurt sounds and stuff

[agile void]

Doas the insect cheese still work?

[twin bear]

My favorite part abt godot is the node system

[bronze moat]

@rain mango learn how to look at your schedule. Every event is marked in red.

Pick a storyline to follow and make sure to be at the proper locations at the proper times.

Like the aliens and cow mission? Play that twice. Once to see the girl get abducted then again to win

[agile void]

Can I still go from someône who as been eating pasta his whole life to a master chef by throwing 400 insect in a camp fire?

[heavy ivy]

i started my godot learning back in 2020, brackey's wasnt making them yet lol, but i have watched some of them more recently, is quite good :)

[rain mango]

"Eventually?"

Enjoy your cricketburger 😄

[bronze moat]

That’s how gordon ramsey did it!

[twin bear]

Yeah his vids are super helpful and I'm glad theres lots of content out there by others that give me updated guides

Hard to find updated guides

[craggy stream]

defintely

[heavy ivy]

hit up one of the chicken farms around the map, get a shit ton of eggs and cook those, preferably with a book to powerlevel :P

[heavy ivy]

his is some of the best! the engine has really grown in recent years (especially after the Unity fiasco, sheesh) so there's a lot of helpful tools out there :)

[twin bear]

Unity took the L it deserved

I almost started with unity then that shit happened

[heavy ivy]

for my personal reccomendations, if you want to get into 3D games at some point look up ambientCG, its a website that freely shares public domain PBR materials, so you can have all the best textures for the games!

and yeah, unity can go perish

[twin bear]

Hey i use that website haha

[heavy ivy]

ah nice :3

[twin bear]

Everyone recommended it to me loll

Very good assets fr

[heavy ivy]

its such an awesome place with super good assets frfr

[twin bear]

I'm thinking about making a game that's based off of my drawings

With a gritty smudged pencil style

Gotta learn wrapping first tho

[heavy ivy]

that sounds awesomeee

wrapping?

[rain mango]

Will the real slim shady please stand up

No, sorry. Playing PZ right now, can't stand...

Might watch more twilight tonight

[loud pumice]

Roar

[rain mango]

[rain mango]

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/guyledouche-ledouche-mxc-like-gif-27249944

[lyric galleon]

robot supremacy

[neat moat]

Sorry I dont speak German

[oblique stream]

Howdy degen chat

[neat moat]

howdy

[heavy ivy]

e

[twin bear]

Texture wrapping in blender mb

I might also just stick with 2d if i do it and make it a deadcells type

[rain mango]

What makes someone a criminal in 2077?

[heavy ivy]

ahhh yeye

[twin bear]

Man blow me away playing in h2 hits different

Even without the lyrics

[twin bear]

U must u blender right

Because that is the one thing that is truly my enemy

[rain mango]

Probly like failing to submit to the will of the local megacorporate overlord, with cybernetic brain monitoring for such.

[raw rock]

What the fuck

Core memory

[twin bear]

Playing halo rn

[rain mango]

Also, non-branded clothing or clothing where the branding is not apparent enough or obscured.

[twin bear]

On a bit of a halo kick tbf

[raw rock]

I LOVE HALO

I LOVE IT

[rain mango]

But I barely played CP2077 so /shrug

[raw rock]

I LOVE ALL HALO

[twin bear]

I frew up

If ykyk

[twin bear]

Same

Just not the companies runnin it anymore🗣️

[unkempt solstice]

do the salt licks have any use?

[rain mango]

Yeah, you lick them? 😉

(Have not done any farming, sorry)

[heavy ivy]

yah we know enough to get by, certainly not an expert but can def help u out if needed

[neat moat]

It worked

My rane dance summined rane

[twin bear]

If it's no trouble to u I'll add you, I can show you what I was working on earlier later

I'm gamin

I can also just dm u when i take the ss if u have dms open

[heavy ivy]

send me a request, i have a killer headache rn so may wait until the morning but happy ot help

[twin bear]

That's reasonable, don't fw headaches

[oblique folio]

Have the devs ever explained their design philosophy with not allowing players to start in every town? Or is it just something they haven't gotten around to yet?

[raw rock]

Probably the 2nd one

but i could also understand the 1st one

[gilded cypress]

They want the player to explore too so they don't die of boredom

The new 3 towns are interesting

[raw rock]

^

[gilded cypress]

Yet a spawn in Irvington wouldn't be bad

Small and in the middle of both

[heavy ivy]

well, louisville isn't in the exclusion zone when the game starts, so i imagine once NPCs get added, that will be reflected in game with armed guards at the gates and a lack of zombies until the horde story beat breaks the LV barrier and the military pulls out

[swift crag]

I don’t think you’re meant to be allowed to spawn in Louisville due to lore reasons

[gilded cypress]

Yeah

[heavy ivy]

none of the other towns are in the initial zone either iirc

[gilded cypress]

The only 4 towns are in the initial zone

[oblique folio]

Huh okay this is all good for thinking, appreciate y'all

[gilded cypress]

2 days in-game start the expansion of the virus is confirmed

Then 3 days it reaches lousville and world wide

[raw rock]

The idea that they break through the barriers around LV as if we wouldn't have like 3 AC-130s rolling hot around the place at all times is wild

[heavy ivy]

username placeholder speaks well, and paid attention to the broadcasts

[raw rock]

Any Massing hordes?

Meet 2000lb LGB

Or just

Apache it

Like honestly the whole playable region could have been patrolled HEAVILY by Apaches and Cobras alone

and considering that Fort Campbell is RIGHT there

[heavy ivy]

it was over from the start

[raw rock]

Ik I'm just sayin, like horde formations would NOT have been a thing

[swift crag]

The news crew that flies a news helicopter over the zone without landing also seems to get infected

[heavy ivy]

also, there's a theory that the president interfered to save face

[raw rock]

Both Gunships have NBC Filtration Systems

[heavy ivy]

there is no escape

[raw rock]

For use in Nuclear and Biological Contaminated Areas

[heavy ivy]

it's not a matter of if it gets you, it's when

[raw rock]

True

Again

i'm just saying

Horde Formation

Not real

Goodbye Horde

[frosty tulip]

the disease would spread either way.

[heavy ivy]

the president was not going to have missiles or chopper strikes on usa soil by usa soldiers

it is an election year after all

[raw rock]

Ik

[heavy ivy]

and yeah, either way it ends the same

[raw rock]

Very dumb

We should have nuked it.

I would have.

[frosty tulip]

lmao, very dumb not wanting people to see you nuke your own citizens

[raw rock]

I'm a numbers driven person.

[swift crag]

NBC isn’t a catch all for biological hazards

[raw rock]

Idc if I get arrested for the murder of hundreds of thousands if I save the literal planet

go ahead and throw me in handcuffs

Hell, shoot me right then and there if u want

[heavy ivy]

i bet you'd get obliterated by the nuke technicians for daring to nuke their own country

[raw rock]

I'M pushing that button

[frosty tulip]

they probably didn't think it'd get that bad.

[raw rock]

Honestly that's why I play 1 year Loops

IDK I just think the response was very off to what it would have been IRL

[frosty tulip]

well IRL there are no zombies.

so I don't think we'd be able to know how that'd play out

[raw rock]

I know, but we do effectively have Rulebooks for dealing with similar things

[heavy ivy]

pz is not a 1:1 with real life - the president is a fictional one with his own behavior that influences the military response

[raw rock]

CONOP 8888

I mean it's fictional of course

but it's very effective training tool for teaching young officers how to deal with things like mass hysteria

lack of supplies

lawlessness

[frosty tulip]

either way though, the disease in PZ is insanely op.

It'd spread.

[raw rock]

I doubt there are many things the US Military hasn't thought of

[rain mango]

Bladestirm

[heavy ivy]

also, many of the soldiers are implied to be just as in the dark as everyone else

[rain mango]

Dofiende

Blade

[raw rock]

Yes Cake

[rain mango]

Storm

[swift crag]

Idk, maybe the disease is small enough to go through filters

[rain mango]

The deserter was vanquished

[stone meadow]

good thing we have real people in charge of major decisions and not you then

[frosty tulip]

they hadn't thought of beating vietnam.

[stone meadow]

thats political

[raw rock]

Ughhh

Everythings political these days

[swift crag]

I’d be a great world leader, trust

[raw rock]

This is far more true than you know

[rain mango]

Unpolitic the chat!

[frosty tulip]

my bad but either way here, even if the military would easily wipe the floor with a PZ disease IRL somehow. Does it really matter? It's a game

[stone meadow]

you cant shoot airborne particles

[heavy ivy]

back to the fictional politics, i think its a really interesting narrative for how things spread. the sheer inevitability is good too, like there was nothing they could do

[stone meadow]

we couldnt even stop covid we aint stopping the pz virus

[rain mango]

I could parry them with enough time

[raw rock]

It really comes down to I was in, and it bothers me that the military is shown to be inept

[rain mango]

Just need to learn the attack pattern

[raw rock]

Ok just for reference, this isn't poltical here

[wraith dust]

if zombie apocalypse happens im listening to rammstien getting drunk and going to town on zombies

[raw rock]

We JUST drew back from Desert Storm

Like the Military was MASSIVE in 93

FULL of trained soldiers

[stone meadow]

it doesnt matter how competent the military is when youre facing a virus that wipes 80% of the globe

[raw rock]

TRAINED in NBC warfare

[gilded cypress]

President leaves Washington
"You're on your own!"
July 14,1993
No idea if the breach happened that night or the early hours of it but it's kinda wacky

Since the photo of him leaving in the newspaper it's clearly day

[wraith dust]

if the zombies are running we are cooked

[frosty tulip]

PZ zombies would still fuck em up

[stone meadow]

also, this only applies short term, and not for super infectious viruses

RPE is not a golden bullet

[raw rock]

No ur right

[stone meadow]

you will not survive

[raw rock]

I agree

It's just....It feels too short yk?

[gilded cypress]

Didnt 5% of the people that lived the first 3 weeks survive because of masks?

[swift crag]

NBC is only rated for 0.3 micron biological filtering anything less than that will pass through the filters (catches most biological agents)

[frosty tulip]

what?

[raw rock]

I get that infected already had got past the barricade and etc and etc

[stone meadow]

only way you can live through an infection like that is if you stay your ass in a bunker all your life cause the second you surface you expose yourself to massive risk if you dont decontaminate properly, one mistake and you and everyone in the bunker is cooked

[heavy ivy]

they are competent, but much like in WWZ (book), they were underprepared, and simply did not have the numbers to counter zeds

tens of thousands if not more broke the LV containment that night

not to mention the infighting that is implied from that one tv snippet

[raw rock]

IDK again the game is fictional

[gilded cypress]

True

[raw rock]

Idk maybe I just have too much trust in the big military since I was in a more, er refined unit

[gilded cypress]

Besides the national guard responded first
Then came the actual soldiers but it was already kind of late

[stone meadow]

it was late by the time they spotted it imo

nothing they could have done within a week thatd change anything

[gilded cypress]

It still went airborne

[heavy ivy]

ye, first ops were telephone wire cuts and local authorities doing house checks and the military setting up barricades with no pr releases yet

[frosty tulip]

just keep in mind, the people in PZ don't exactly know what zombies are I'm pretty sure. So they had no idea how fucked it could be. So do you really think they just want to nuke their own citizens just like that?

[swift crag]

How do you even effectively kill airborne biological particles?

[gilded cypress]

So if it went airborne the 16th but the rotting smell was reported in the 4th does that mean it look like 12 days for it to infect someone through air?

[frosty tulip]

In the lore, there's so much civil unrest going on because of the Knox Event before it spreads

[swift crag]

Or it has an incubation time of 12 days

[gilded cypress]

That works too

[frosty tulip]

We don't know for sure what that smell is.

Could be a red herring, we dunno

[heavy ivy]

they directly call them zombies in one of the new tv channels, so at this point im just gonna write it as ambigious until someone at TIS confirms if they are something that was "known" in universe
tis interesting

[raw rock]

We actually have a variety of methods

[swift crag]

Enough for 24/7 coverage of a city?

[raw rock]

Intense UV exposure is oddly enough VERY effective for most airborne stuff

[gilded cypress]

You read the transcript or saw it on the tv?

[raw rock]

Misters are also very good at beating down Airborne Particles

[gilded cypress]

Cuz the transcript has it written as <zomboid> when they speak in tv

[twin bear]

I think corpse disposal would become a major issue

[swift crag]

Those have to be highly concentrated last I checked

[stone meadow]

how are you gonna do that to an entire area

just fry knox county

put a hole in the ozone layer

[frosty tulip]

we'll just clean the air with a giant air freshner ok

[heavy ivy]

transcripts, am talking about the survivor broadcast

[frosty tulip]

problem solved

[swift crag]

The most effective UV lamps also creates ozone gas which also aids in biological clearing but

Those are for enclosed spaces

[raw rock]

Look, They just asked how to combat Airborne Pathogens

[heavy ivy]

i could swear a character directly says zombie

[raw rock]

Not that I had an answer

[rain mango]

Gonna go watch twilight

[gilded cypress]

From the kentucky state tv?

[rain mango]

Cya nerdboids

[gilded cypress]

Or the radio?

[raw rock]

Ok

Give me a scenario

Lets ay

Not first day

[swift crag]

Fun fact Air travel use UV C lamps (iirc) to decontaminate their airliners

[raw rock]

When did the military pull up?

[twin bear]

Ok how long would you survive in the situation

[gilded cypress]

July 4th

[raw rock]

July 4th?

[gilded cypress]

From the military crash

They locked down in July 6

[raw rock]

One second let me read deep PZ lore rq

[twin bear]

I estimate like a week before the zombies overwhelm everyone

Completely overrun the towns and stuff making it very difficult to stay hidden out in the woods since everyone else is thinking thst

[gilded cypress]

Kinda dark that by July 12th the whole locked down area was confirmed as entirely contaminated

Pretty sure it had already been since July 9 game start

[wraith dust]

The problem about PZ virus is that it spreads so quickly airborne wise, it only took 7 days for the world to fall

[twin bear]

I'm talking like if we were there at the very start of the infection

[wraith dust]

they didnt even know it was airborne till it was too late

[gilded bridge]

It's airborne, so transmission is very easy and rapid

[wraith dust]

5 percent of 6 billion is like

300k ppl left in the world

[frosty tulip]

we don't know for sure what percentage it is

[wraith dust]

and more less is they dont survive

im assuming very little

[twin bear]

Not even to mention most of those survivors are prolly hostile to everyone else

[gilded bridge]

300 million

[twin bear]

Given how desperate everything is

[gilded cypress]

I saw somewhere that if you took that into account the exclusion zone would only have 1400 people alive

[raw rock]

Again, I find the fact it went worldwide in less than like 2 weeks INSANE

[heavy ivy]

KPATV, this one

[twin bear]

Was before covid fr

[gilded bridge]

Three digits off

[gilded cypress]

That's weird

The term zombies doesn't exist ingame

[heavy ivy]

yeah thats why im so conflicted

[stone meadow]

lemmy said 20%

[heavy ivy]

dunno if its an oversight or something im not understanding

[twin bear]

Hit hard since barely anyone could find out unless it was relatively local or widespread

[stone meadow]

i blame pat

[gilded cypress]

Think it's an error

[raw rock]

20% bro

😭

[muted raft]

Fun tidbit: In The Walking Dead video game, there's a handful of lines in the first episode chapter where they call the Walkers 'zombies' in passing, an oversight

[twin bear]

So most didn't know the world was prolly ending until it hit their towns

[heavy ivy]

pat's one of the writers yea?

[frosty tulip]

I blame the Woodcraft Host

[raw rock]

20% is crazy

[heavy ivy]

like the main one

[gilded cypress]

Y'all think Dean is truly woman stealer

[frosty tulip]

I think Will's the main one

[frosty tulip]

Dean is just the survivalist show host, everybody wants the woodcraft host instead

[gilded cypress]

If I saw a guy that could make me table only using 3 planks and I was a girl I'd probably let him hit

Mb

[muted raft]

The infection seemed to hit everywhere suddenly, even peeps in isolated locales like on carriers and in underground locations started to die, then upon dying turned

Notably a prominent example is several news staff getting sick while being trapped in the back of a van, but like 1-2 were completely fine, it seems just random thematically whether you were susceptible or not to the presumable airborne strain

[neat moat]

is raine being a dork again?

[gilded cypress]

The world didn't deserve Jackie have 💔

[gilded cypress]

NERD!

[neat moat]

no

[twin bear]

Basically a thanos snap but way worse and not 50/50 at all

[neat moat]

Nerd and dork are different

[gilded cypress]

Yeah okay gurt

[muted raft]

Yep, people around you just started to get sick Didn't matter where you are, or who you are

[twin bear]

Airtravel

My god

[neat moat]

im going to squeeze you like toothpaste

[heavy ivy]

yeah zomboid is one of the few medias that i like the "infected" trope solely because romeo either isn't real or didn't make zombies into a concept

[muted raft]

They got into catatonic states being immobile, died, then turned

[gilded cypress]

Aw.

[gilded cypress]

The walking dead kinda blew it with that thrope

[twin bear]

Hospitals instantly became useless dam

[muted raft]

IIRC there's someone reporting about a long line of cars at a gas station, and loads of people just left on the side of the roads, being sick-looking and dying

[twin bear]

More of a death trap

[swift crag]

How so?

[neat moat]

Well since its talking about the infection. I'll just say this. Its no virus or normal disease

[gilded cypress]

Project zomboid doesn't shove the variated words of zombies down our throat

[heavy ivy]

like i said, zomboid is the only one we really like lol

[muted raft]

Yeah they're just called infected or dead

[twin bear]

Sounds like a biological weapon gone crazy on steriods

[gilded cypress]

I bet it's the terrorist!
-random lady on the radio ingame

[swift crag]

The ideal way

[twin bear]

But do we have cannon lore on it or

[swift crag]

Maybe it is

[muted raft]

It's intentionally vague and loads of red herrings

[raw rock]

TWD in the conversation for Zombie Shows

😭

Bro

Show is ASS

[heavy ivy]

we will never know, it would ruin the fun

[muted raft]

By design in Zomboid, TWD has hints by showrunners and comic owner

[raw rock]

has always been ASS

[twin bear]

I like having the zombies run

[neat moat]

I like to think the origin takes a homage to knight of the living dead

[raw rock]

Twd so bad

[swift crag]

There’s a secret ||lab past rosewood penitentiary||

[twin bear]

But it's so hard

[gilded cypress]

We do not speak ill of days gone. Y

[frosty tulip]

There's nothing concrete, bioweapon is a possibility since there was a classified chemical leak a few days before shit hit the fan.

[muted raft]

[twin bear]

Imagine being alone in the woods and one sees you bro

Hell nah

[gilded cypress]

What about the Raleigh outbreak in north Carolina years ago?

[muted raft]

Also a meteor shower and accompanying 'bad smell' just prior to 4th of july

[gilded cypress]

Same symptoms,no zombies tho

[twin bear]

Just endless chasing

[gilded cypress]

How has no one took into theory the UFO theory

[twin bear]

Oh dam

[heavy ivy]

there are things that you could consider "direct confirmations" for pretty much every single theory, so it's all just a base for you to build your own headcanon

[muted raft]

And an odd consistency of soldiers being aware of the presence of dogs, and dog kennels inside of that hidden base by Rosewood, with an underground elevator

[raw rock]

It's for sure a Bioweapons leak

[neat moat]

Raine what do you think it is

[twin bear]

Shampoo testing ong

I like not knowing

[muted raft]

Yep, so any and all can or can't exist in your own playthrough

[frosty tulip]

they were testing the shampoo on the dogs and the dogs broke out and spread the disease

[twin bear]

Because unless you did it you won't know.

[gilded cypress]

Some dude in the radio said he worked at the rosewood lab
He saw how they took away dogs to be killed before he got fired and the outbreak started

[swift crag]

Military shampoo testing?

[twin bear]

Nobody would know why the world just died

History would die as well daaam

[swift crag]

I defo missed that one

[muted raft]

Could be prions, could be space radiation (like the classic Night of the Living Dead movies), biological weapons leak, act of nature, terrorists, etc

[twin bear]

No more nations. Just corpses and survival

[heavy ivy]

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

[raw rock]

Not shampoo

[twin bear]

Yes

[raw rock]

Skin based Vectors for Bioweapons Transmission

[twin bear]

Blue pill testing

[raw rock]

Like skinbased Anthrax

[neat moat]

I dance for you and this is how you greet me

[raw rock]

[frosty tulip]

Could you fucking imagine, the whole world dies because we flew too close to the sun trying to invent a cool new brand of shampoo.

[raw rock]

They burned the bodies and the air filter broke

and it

it got airborne

[swift crag]

I don’t think air filters are rated for incineration dude

[gilded cypress]

Nah we actually did cause SOMEONE tried to cheapify their cheap meat more cheap

[neat moat]

possibly but if it was a typical infection it wouldn't do that

[twin bear]

My new head canon

[raw rock]

Actually they are HAHA

[muted raft]

Burned bodies also don't magically make viruses airborne

[raw rock]

There are Airfilters specifically to catch ashes from burning bodies

[swift crag]

They can survive 1000c contact heat?

[twin bear]

Burning bodies can even kill it

Plague fr

[raw rock]

No no....

I

It's a bioweapon

Problem solved

[heavy ivy]

my favorite red herring though is the secret sauce theory, especially with a new secret added recently to the unstable, but i'll let you all investigate if you desire it

[neat moat]

A bioweapon wouldn't do this

[twin bear]

It could be natural

[raw rock]

[gilded cypress]

Wasn't the sauce used to be put into the meat?

[muted raft]

Majority of micro bacterium and viruses die with moderate heat, they don't become fireproof Majority die just from exposure to air, which is why they concentrate in pustules and fluids IRL

[heavy ivy]

it's not the one i headcanon but it is funny

[neat moat]

no ordinary bio weapon at least

[frosty tulip]

the PZ disease is literally just some dude playing plague inc and turning their disease from a common cold, to total organ failure, to zombies. All in one night.

[raw rock]

Im right and ur wrong

BLOCKED!

[frosty tulip]

it's the meta strategy

[muted raft]

It'll do whatever it's designed to do 🗿

[heavy ivy]

yep, the spiffo secret sauce is a recurring motif

[neat moat]

whats that from?

[twin bear]

And we're the pesky greenland pop

[gilded cypress]

Rembember Raleigh north carolina

Cheap meat vs the populus

[frosty tulip]

Greenland, Madagascar. Pick your poison

[heavy ivy]

i wouldn't be surprised if that was a reference

[swift crag]

The secret sauce seems to be harping on the conspiracy theories to be honest

[gilded cypress]

The military also deployed on raleigh

Is it correlated?

[muted raft]

There's living dead walking outside; I feel like you'd believe just about anything at that point

[twin bear]

Sometimes it's worth it starting there purely because of the dam inconvenience

[swift crag]

I think it’s pointless to think about it when the world has ended

[gilded cypress]

A living dead walking outside? This night sure has a lot of them...

[raw rock]

Im jus playin ur too cute to block

[twin bear]

We all say we can kill a zombie but

[muted raft]

[twin bear]

If a person you knew really died in front of you

[tropic junco]

Hi, do you know where can i download the models of pz?

[twin bear]

Then literally got up

[muted raft]

We'd all be terrified; no doubts about it

[twin bear]

And came after you with zero expression

[raw rock]

I have the rare and unique Desensitized Perk from Afganistan.

[twin bear]

Yeah

Pants shitted

[heavy ivy]

yes, and there is a funny secret relating to the secret sauce, it doesn't confirm anything but it is a nice gag

[neat moat]

My head cannon is probably the most cooky, but its the only one I could find that explains how the zombies operate

[raw rock]

Thats a gun drawn and brains splatted out in less than 2 seconds

[gilded cypress]

Most of the project zomboid survivor are hillbillies

[twin bear]

Dam

[swift crag]

Oh?

[gilded cypress]

They shot first think last

[muted raft]

I could kill someone if needbe, but boy would that desensitazation not become easy, assuming I even survived the first encounter

[raw rock]

I'm used to beating my friends anyways

[mellow birch]

I could fight back, I wouldn’t be too scared to react

[raw rock]

I'll protect you fr fr

[heavy ivy]

i can share in dms if wanted just don't want to spoil it for everyone

[swift crag]

I don’t think I’d wanna be friends with you in person

[swift crag]

Go for it

[twin bear]

If i had a weapon it's over but

[mellow birch]

if someone I knew turned into a zombie I’d be more evasive than violent, because, like

[heavy ivy]

kk one sec

[twin bear]

Hand to hand nah I'm out

[muted raft]

You say that but what we all see is when a loud noise happens most people freeze up and tense and slowly scan the area for what happened

[mellow birch]

how am I supposed to know if they’re just sick?

[raw rock]

I'm actually suprisingly harmless and kind in person

[muted raft]

We all react differently to things

[twin bear]

I'm not taking chances tbh

[swift crag]

With violent thoughts and plans, right.

[mellow birch]

I’m on a hair trigger

[twin bear]

I think that's why infected would literally make ppl crazy

[frosty tulip]

I'll be dead at the start.

So I accept it

[twin bear]

Anything would fly after tgat

[frosty tulip]

the apocalypse is boring, not bothering

[raw rock]

I had a guy PEPPER my car with gravel from his lawnmower (FUCK THAT GUY BTW) and I uh I had literally halfdrawn before I realized it was Rocks and not bullets hitting my car

[twin bear]

I'm definitely gonna try to post vids online with zombies tho

If i can

[mellow birch]

some situations would probably freeze me

[twin bear]

Hundreds of them

[raw rock]

like dude I genuinely had a "Holy fuck I'm being shot at again" moment

[mellow birch]

but if I see something “living” coming at me I’m not going to freeze

[raw rock]

LMAo

[twin bear]

And they're all looking at u

[raw rock]

I'm very protective but other than that suprisingly gentle and harmless

[mellow birch]

I’m running or grabbing a weapon I probably can’t even use

[twin bear]

I would hide for a long time

[mellow birch]

I probably wouldn’t survive my first zombie encounter tbh

[twin bear]

Let the military try to handle it and we're prolly bein nuked

[raw rock]

Just because I happen to Specialize in the Express Delivery of Extreme Violence doesn't mean I'm always violent

[mellow birch]

I’d be one of the guys who either runs or gets bit taking a defensive posture

[livid notch]

100% the case

[twin bear]

I agree with em nuking us too

Cut the head off the snake

[mellow birch]

I wouldn’t freeze and let them eat me though

that’s just not my personality

[frosty tulip]

I'll find a way to get my hands on some armour and become some stupid miniboss zombie

[raw rock]

Y'all actin like i'd let this happen

[frosty tulip]

Yes

You have the launch codes

[raw rock]

I could stop PZ singlehandedly

[frosty tulip]

we all know this

[raw rock]

Nah I'm just him

I'd rizz all the Zombaddies

[mellow birch]

John Zomboid himself

[raw rock]

They'd be all like

[twin bear]

I'll explain the lore of 40k to them

Theyll all die

[mellow birch]

brilliant plan

[raw rock]

"oh my god shake your dreads" and I'd be like
"Ladies Ladies, I'm tryna work a shift here type shift"

[frosty tulip]

The power of belief allows my Ork minis to act as my bodyguard

[muted raft]

Apocalypse happens after literally 6 seconds

Grabs Amazon Claymore

[raw rock]

I would start vehemently praying to the Angels (Iron Warriors Respond)

[livid notch]

Fuck yeah

[twin bear]

Dead rising moment

Killing the undead with pingpong balls and shit

[raw rock]

Fill them with Concrete

and shoot them out of PVC pipe

[twin bear]

Oh shit