general_chat

[oblique stream]

The size doesn't matter, as long as they are in your mouth
-Sun Tzu

[toxic relic]

id crunch them like little tic tacs, sun tzu is incorrect

[bronze moat]

And none of them have high IQ’s. Is why they never actually release their IQ test scores to the public. People who brag about high IQ typically lack it

[plush cobalt]

Literacy as in the ability to read

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-eggs-crushed-egg-cracked-egg-cracked-eggs-gif-19643135

[swift crag]

Hence why I asked the question

[plush cobalt]

That was my answer

❔

[stone meadow]

literacy rate literally means just being able to read yeah

[swift crag]

Doesn’t answer my question of why Roxy used reading a book after high school as a measurement of literacy

[plush cobalt]

Ah, gotcha. Probably just to back up the point of it being an issue

[toxic relic]

its hard to find time to read and have hobbies when your landlord keeps upping the rent and you work 2 jobs

[plush cobalt]

Which I agree with, it is a problem. But that isn't the fault of the people with low literacy

[half kettle]

could i possibly live if i get pierced with 4 pieces of rebar to my torso

[swift crag]

I’ll be real, I haven’t read a book since school. I still read a fuck tonne, mostly just technical sheets for APIs and crap

[oblique stream]

How does literacy reflect on anything

[tender igloo]

probably depends on where lol but i dunno 4 pieces?!

[bronze moat]

Look up “cognitive levels of adults” in psychology today and inh.

[toxic relic]

literacy is an important measurement of the effectiveness of school education as well as the overall comprehension of a population

[stone meadow]

damn i gotta kill bruno mars

[tender igloo]

get necrotizinfacititus

[swift crag]

Does Bruno mars is gay?

[rain mango]

I've read some but the bulk of my reading was High School or the year or so just after.

[plush cobalt]

Your original point was more about maturity, which is what I was pushing back on—I don't know what the cognitive abilities would be & I'm not sure I'd be surprised if they were on the lower side

[stone meadow]

i used to love to read

i was a whole bookworm

[rain mango]

Read like a book a week on average till "Real Life" TM phased it out.

[stone meadow]

then the internet happened

[toxic relic]

necrotizing faciitis 🤓

[plush cobalt]

Real

[bronze moat]

Book burnout is also a thing

[rain mango]

Which is a cromulent response to a LOT of today's issues I'm sure 😄

[plush cobalt]

I still read but mostly just research stuff

[swift crag]

I’ve had aphantasia as long as I’ve known so reading never really was that enjoyable for me.

[toxic relic]

cromulent usage in the wild

[swift crag]

Skidding the books too much smh

[plush cobalt]

We will soon reach dangerous levels of “unfamiliar vocabulary? 🤓” in this chat I fear

[swift crag]

To be fair, book block doesn’t sound as clear to intention

[oblique stream]

In his sentence it goes along with how much people read, not literal literacy. I can confidently say that reading or not reading a book after you pass high school or college doesn't reflect on anything within person's life

[plush cobalt]

Erm actually it reflects that they read or don't read a book

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt be so sure about that

[tender igloo]

i wonder if people will talk like stenographers abreviation lol

[swift crag]

My state having a 57% passing grade on year 12 or something

[tender igloo]

half the shit people abreviate now im like huh

[rain mango]

Reading is not the only route to knowledge, but it's a very good one.

[plush cobalt]

I would argue it can reflect some things but it's not enough on its own to make sweeping claims imo

[toxic relic]

cromulent is a good word

word

[plush cobalt]

I think it's an alright word

I don't like saying it

But I like reading it

[tender igloo]

stop using big words

[toxic relic]

real

no

[swift crag]

I’d rather big words over long words sometimes

[toxic relic]

cromulent in a welsh accent

[plush cobalt]

Hmm

[oblique stream]

Along with how much school tries to kill your joy in reading, forcing you to read ancient and uninteresting to most books

[plush cobalt]

You have my attention

[rain mango]

Why you keep try'n ta pernounce dem big werdz? punch

...

[tender igloo]

theyre tongue twisters

[plush cobalt]

Real

[rain mango]

Idiocracy is NOT supposed to be a how-to manual...

[tender igloo]

dude , ugh i hated history and language for this

[plush cobalt]

Gen chat book club when

[tender igloo]

it was always THE SAME SHIT every year like always the same shit

it was so boring

so i never bothered reading anything in there

[swift crag]

I would’ve loved that stuff over toxic masculinity and so on classes

[toxic relic]

i completely agree with and understand the fact that school kills the joy of learning and reading, however pondering over ancient tomes is cinema

[oblique stream]

Oh yeah, I sure do love reading some ancient Shakespeare poems or other shit from 19th century

[plush cobalt]

Y'all had a toxic masculinity class?

[toxic relic]

i think its just fucking shit how its taught

[tender igloo]

i have no idea what that means this was in the 90s so a lot of what we learned was repitition

[plush cobalt]

I had that as an extracurricular

[tender igloo]

in 8th grade i had to learn the bill of rights to pass lol

it was sooo dumb

[swift crag]

It was fucked

[tender igloo]

i passed with the hair of a butthair on that

[oblique stream]

At the end of your school years you just wish to never touch books at all

[toxic relic]

me when i take gender studies

[plush cobalt]

Yeah when it's just read this and rote memorize facts from it it's not that great

[toxic relic]

indeed

[swift crag]

This was terms worth of English coursework

Not a specialised class

[rain mango]

My middle school gym coach literally encouraged the other kids to harrass me for being bad at sports.

[plush cobalt]

Why did I actually interpret that as learning how to do toxic masculinity instead of something like this

[burnt kite]

Sux 2 b u

[plush cobalt]

Damn

Should not be in a teaching position

[toxic relic]

my school had a huge library and "library administrator" was a real extracurricular-so fucking fun to read the "banned" books in the office

[swift crag]

Genuinely it was that

[rain mango]

Yeah, well, lots of people shouldn't be, but are.

[plush cobalt]

Hell yeah

[toxic relic]

loved reading the king in yellow as a boy

ancient tomes

[oblique stream]

Like if you read something that you like, or wasn't forced to read, but encouraged to read at least something, that would make you notice details and actually start liking old books

[toxic relic]

forbidden knowledge

[rain mango]

Fucking how many millenia of civilization, and we ain't even figured out how to raise children without breaking them lol

[swift crag]

“this is bad, don’t do it” “why?” “Because I said so and I’m more morally aligned than you”

[toxic relic]

real

[plush cobalt]

I just read above my level bc that was the best I could do in my tiny library

[toxic relic]

fair

[plush cobalt]

Worst part is that we do have at least a better idea than we used to, but plenty of parents just don't do it bc they're either uninformed or convinced they know better

[toxic relic]

you were probably such a fucking pain in the ass to teachers

[rain mango]

I had a good library in walking distance, and like no friends a lot of the time.

[swift crag]

Idk, feels like it comes in cycles for doing it right and wrong

[rain mango]

I read A LOT there.

[toxic relic]

in a good way

[quasi slate]

gabe fix your dogshit launcher pls

[plush cobalt]

Not to say it's easy—I'm not a parent—but frustrating

[plush cobalt]

Yeah I don't envy them lol

[rain mango]

Oh, some folk do it right.

There are, in fact, well-adjusted people in this messed up world.

[tender igloo]

i had a teacher put me in a corner of a room half th eyear in 4th grade cause they didnt know how to deal with me lol

[rain mango]

That just ain't the norm.

[tender igloo]

like why not just ask for help from the principal or something wth

and then i had to make up all tha twork

to pass lol

[swift crag]

Idk, I just avoid the public because civility isn’t a guarantee and I’ve kinda had it with people.

[rain mango]

I had a teacher literally throw a book at me in 4th Grade lol.

[toxic relic]

"this kid isnt learning 'correctly', lets make sure they dont learn at all "
W teaching

[oblique stream]

1 pm Fedor Dostoyevskiy War and Peace role reading when???

[rain mango]

For the crime of not looking forward while she was prattling on about something 😄

Granted, 4th grade was like... 1985 or so lol.

[oblique stream]

I have the whole book collection somewhere in my house

[plush cobalt]

Erm, who's Warren Pierce

[toxic relic]

yoooo corporal punishment

[tender igloo]

yeah , i hated most teachers at school god they were so mean , there was like maybe 5 that actually did care about students getting help

[oblique stream]

Literally 1984

[swift crag]

Anyone get caned for being left handed?

[toxic relic]

getting hit with a cricket bat by your math teacher cause you coughed during his lessons

peak pre 2000s

[plush cobalt]

We almost eradicated evil lefthandedness but had to stop because of Woke

[rain mango]

No, that was more a Catholic School thing here. I was public skool.

[swift crag]

Ah-

[tender igloo]

when i went to private christian school for like a month or two they would do punishment like that lol, shit is wild to me

[toxic relic]

real

[rain mango]

I did get swats and whatnot, and once, my step-dad got mad at the principle for doing so without asking them, then heard what I had done, and gave me more 😄

[tender igloo]

the education was better but jesus

[swift crag]

I was genuinely afraid of being ambidextrous after threats of harm and being made fun of from the teacher in the first grade.

[bronze moat]

I remember 4th grade and we had a teacher have us write an essay about making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

We then had to read them to the class and follow the instructions EXACTLY.

A girl did not include the word “bread”, she simply wrote something line “first spread the peanut butter, then the jam”.

So our teacher had her spread peanut butter and jam all over her fingers as she cried.

That is a memory I still carry 40 years later. I can only imagine the girl’s trauma

[plush cobalt]

What the fuck

[toxic relic]

i went to a private, all boys, 'juvenile disciplinary', boarding school
im very mentally well

[tender igloo]

nooo lol

[oblique stream]

Surprisingly soviets had tried eradicating lefties as a part of their standard desk design

[tender igloo]

no no

[swift crag]

I had a full arm cast once and refused to do work with my ‘offhand’ which actively pissed off teachers.

[oblique stream]

Is this friendly fire

[rain mango]

One teacher did try to force my older brother to write with right-hand, but she actually got chewed out for it.

[simple bear]

🖇️

[tender igloo]

were old

[plush cobalt]

Joke: funny. I will now be informing the mods so you can be punished for politics. Oh, moderators!

[tender igloo]

i wonder what going to school in todays would be like lol, seems a lot nicer , minus the kids

[bronze moat]

American midwest schools in the 1980’s.

[rain mango]

Eh, different problems is what I seem to see. The kids are a lot kinder now, though. Or seem to be.

[plush cobalt]

I'm not so sure

[toxic relic]

i wonder if i could be out in school if i was there today

[tender igloo]

like i think having a cellphone would have helped me a lot with school , compared to where we couldnt even have a tamagootchi

[toxic relic]

damn

[swift crag]

Ambidextrous have always been viewed worse even though it’s common enough.

Genuinely don’t use my hands as fluently as I used to and it’s probably more accurate to say I’m mix handed.

[bronze moat]

Lotta crazy extracurricular activities at those schools

[toxic relic]

your hands are bisexual

[toxic relic]

DUDE YOU HAVE NO IDEA

[tender igloo]

i dont think so lol , i mean children in school especially middle school are just evil half the time but i see a lot of bullying and they will use social media to escalate it which is stupid

[toxic relic]

lmao

[heavy ivy]

Test finished, passed with good margin, thank you for your blessing Omar

[toxic relic]

we dont talk about that shit

[plush cobalt]

🙏 Well done gamer

[heavy ivy]

Thank you i am the gayest of gamers

[toxic relic]

erh, im gayer but still gratz

[swift crag]

When my wishing of luck isn’t appreciated :3

Glad you passed though

[bronze moat]

I in fact do. My early years as a devout Mormon had a lot of uhhh… things.

[oblique stream]

Nuh uh

[toxic relic]

[heavy ivy]

Augh apologies I stopped looking at discord right after my last message, thank you too :3

[plush cobalt]

Can't believe I'm gonna miss confessional for a workout

[tender igloo]

mine wasnt either?!

[heavy ivy]

well yeah, i guess it's the though that counts

[swift crag]

I’d rather go back to the times people would be more willing to stab you than insult you smh

[plush cobalt]

Enjoy airing your childhood secrets bye chat

[heavy ivy]

Thank you puppers :3

[tender igloo]

NOO

[toxic relic]

i disagree but i understand

[tender igloo]

dude nah lol getting called names for dyed hair was dumb

[oblique stream]

I transmitted my wishes of luck telepathically

[toxic relic]

shit does still suck

[rain mango]

All my sins were committed as an adult, does this mean I'm going to the Bad Place? 😉

[oblique stream]

Did it not reach you

[heavy ivy]

I can feel it in my bones

What Did You Do To Me

[tender igloo]

after growing up christian and seeing the shit and what people will do and the excuse id rather go to hell at this point and not where they are

lol

[oblique stream]

Made us whole

[toxic relic]

hell will be the best fucking party man

[tender igloo]

call me bitter

[rain mango]

If you haven't, I highly recommend Job: A Comedy of Justice

[swift crag]

I feel like the intent of what I mean was missed but I can see how

[rain mango]

Heinlein

At his best.

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-hell-peach-welcome-to-hell-gif-2434389894819080045

[rain mango]

Basically: Hell is full of mostly cool people, the assholes get chucked into the lava 😄

[oblique stream]

I bought myself new headphones

[toxic relic]

hell is the most fun gay club

[bronze moat]

My first BF I met at scout camp 😂

[swift crag]

Wanna live under the rule of someone who demands perfect attitude and behaviour?

[oblique stream]

my most expensive item for a long time

[toxic relic]

closing deals in the back of the dark room

[velvet pebble]

How much

[toxic relic]

big respect

[tender igloo]

wherver certain people in my life are arent lol

im just gonna go in a black hole

[oblique stream]

52 dollars

[swift crag]

Ah, idk

[tender igloo]

be a space fart

[bronze moat]

We are already IN the Bad Place.

After this it only gets better

[velvet pebble]

Dang, impressive

[toxic relic]

i cant wait to be dirt

[swift crag]

Wouldn’t that be a neutron star/pulsar rather than a black hole?

[toxic relic]

pulsar

[oblique stream]

why not ashes

[toxic relic]

maybe a nebuula

[bronze moat]

Farting in space can be used as a proplellant!

[rain mango]

Farts don't come in streams moving at 90% of C...

[swift crag]

Pulsars are just specific type of neutron star smh

[toxic relic]

i know

but pulsars...pulse

it would look like farts

[bronze moat]

Also, all astronauts poop themselves while doing space walks

[tender igloo]

i have no idea lol i wanna be like sirius star pup b kibble kelper 5

[swift crag]

Which Sirius?

A or B?

[oblique stream]

Dont you want to be put into fireworks and launched

Or smoked

[toxic relic]

nah, mate, chuck me into the yard and let me rot

[oblique stream]

boring old man

[bronze moat]

Black Holes are constantly farting matter into the universe

[tender igloo]

b , whichever is the brightest

[toxic relic]

i am a boring old man

[swift crag]

The brightest is A

[tender igloo]

thats my favorite star in the universe the great PUPPER star

[bronze moat]

Sky lanterns

[toxic relic]

the stars are furries

theyre everywhere

[swift crag]

B is a white dwarf which is uh

[swift crag]

God you just reminded of the star guy that used to run that one site

[tender igloo]

wait i gotta google

[toxic relic]

actor number #14 in movie #6

[tender igloo]

i remember when i first moved to tx was the first time i seen it and i was like wth is that thing lol

[bronze moat]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WWeR5ZgOMew&source_ve_path=OTY3MTQ&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bing.com%2F&embeds_referring_origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bing.com

[swift crag]

Nah nah it’s worse than that

[tender igloo]

awh sirius b is so tiny haha

[toxic relic]

"so tiny"

[tender igloo]

the little one is b lol

[toxic relic]

probably tiny compared to the size of YOUR MOM

gottem

[swift crag]

I love the Sirius system ngl

[tender igloo]

really lol

[swift crag]

A lot of interesting information about it

[rain mango]

Ya'll starting to sound like my Star HERO campaign lol.

[tender igloo]

thats a 1990s joke

[bronze moat]

I suspect Fartface has watched Plan 9 From Outerspace. More than once

[swift crag]

And I can point to it

[toxic relic]

the joke was there

[tender igloo]

just like deez nuts on ur face

[toxic relic]

AYO

nice

[oblique stream]

Its not tiny, its of serviceable size

[toxic relic]

its perfectly average bro

stop using sizes, man, just use adjectives

[tender igloo]

watermelon

[toxic relic]

thats a noun

[half kettle]

pew pew pew pew

[tender igloo]

watermeloning

[toxic relic]

thats a verb

[tender igloo]

wait

[swift crag]

Can we get a ballooning ball of plasmified helium in here?

[bronze moat]

It’s a “dog nose” sometimes in greek myth!

One of Orions hunting dogs

[tender igloo]

ok no im not going back to school cause this hurts

[oblique stream]

watermelony

[toxic relic]

for you puppers

[toxic relic]

thats an adjective

[swift crag]

Interjection is best

[oblique stream]

or watermelonly

[rain mango]

No, but I can get you a good discount on metalicized hydrogen.

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/theirresistible-dylanwang-watermelonhead-watermelon-wanghedi-gif-19662402

[oblique stream]

i forget

[tender igloo]

this is going to go in one side and just out the other lol

[half kettle]

what the hell is quora sending me man..

[toxic relic]

puppers you retain more water than you do information

[bronze moat]

Students at the UW campus can grow you ANY genetic code for $75-200

[toxic relic]

thats called reading

literacy

[oblique stream]

And its for these funny dinguses

[loud pumice]

I don't have an alt called Dr Pepper

[swift crag]

Nah, give me liquid carbon

[tender igloo]

wjheres sirius

[tender igloo]

yeah okay , liar

[oblique stream]

sinus deez nuts

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-dude-postal-postal-movie-wtf-huh-gif-8571242101333343526

[swift crag]

Do you love space?

[tender igloo]

yah

I LOVE SPACE

i put puppers name on 2 thingies on the mars missions lol

[quasi slate]

𝓸𝓱 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓱 𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓶𝓪

[swift crag]

Show?

[tender igloo]

i gotta find it lol

it was like that

and you put your name and it goes on some digital thingie on their whatever

[swift crag]

Oh and my dumb brain went “I’ll give you some” smh
I need better jokes

[swift crag]

Oh I see

[toxic relic]

puppers will be the first civillian dying on the mars colony

[ivory grail]

I hunger

[swift crag]

Don’t murder puppers smh

[bronze moat]

Is there still companies that sell star names?

[tender igloo]

i thought about that and space does sound fun but i dunno that sounds scary lol

[toxic relic]

cant wait to be conscripted to mine ore on an asteroid until i choke on tar

[tender igloo]

i kinda like gravity

[ivory grail]

Yoo I would get so many miles

[swift crag]

Ostranaughts style

[tender igloo]

that game is so hard

[bronze moat]

Cause like 10 years ago, they had companies selling “name this star for just $99.99” and they send you a certificate with the co-ordinates of the star

[swift crag]

It was easier

Then they updated it

[toxic relic]

no fucking idea

why would i spend 100 dollars on nothing

[swift crag]

Wouldn’t the co-ordinates drift?

Gonna be the owner of nothing in 1000 years smh

[tender igloo]

those star things arent even official i checked cause i was gonna name one puppers but nasa doesnt even ackoweledge it ro something

[toxic relic]

100 dollars for a piece of paper that said a ball of gas is called "SILVERFOX69"

[tender igloo]

OK but here me out

lol almost doxed myself

puppers and puppers star

[bronze moat]

Work the fuel factory on the ice base as you orbit Jupiter. THAT would be hella cool to envision, but probably insanely dangerous and scary to actually perform

[toxic relic]

i dont think its a cool idea

its like mining but worse

[swift crag]

What about the floating platforms on Venus idea?

[bronze moat]

Found it! StarNaming is the website lol

[toxic relic]

chemical process workers already get cancer and inhale fumes daily
every dime is paid in flesh and blood and every shift takes 2 days off your life

no way am i being sent to fucking space, no union? no one to check on my workers rights?

nah man im good

[quasi slate]

Driving to el paso rn

[tender igloo]

yea youd have to wait like 500 years for humans to evolve lol

[quasi slate]

i will wear my sombrero

[toxic relic]

500 years

[tender igloo]

5000?

[swift crag]

50,000?

[toxic relic]

i think humans are gonna die out before then

[tender igloo]

a hop skip and a fart aways

yay

[toxic relic]

fr

[tender igloo]

i dunno were kinda like cockroaches lol

[swift crag]

Hell yeah, let’s become cat people or something next

[bronze moat]

Venus is so insanely hostile tho. Any resource gathering from Venus won’t be for a insanely long time. We’ll have bases and motels at the lagrange points before then methinks

[rain mango]

Evolution is slow. Patience 🙂

[swift crag]

So is harvesting stuff from Jupiter. Or space in general

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-total-recall-get-gif-23846760

[quasi slate]

lagrange points mentioned

[bronze moat]

Yep

[quasi slate]

elite dangeroius my belove

[toxic relic]

im not so sure other human species died out to incremental changes in temperature, i dont think it takes much to wipe us out

[rain mango]

Again, this feels like my Star HERO Discord lol

[bronze moat]

I don’t think we are even going to start colonizing Mars until at least 2060 or 2070

[tender igloo]

what is star hero lol

this gen chat has adhd

[rain mango]

RPG system

HERO System, in Space

[bronze moat]

DISCORD has ADHD

[toxic relic]

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN RPG, WHAT CLASS AM I PLAYING? THE FUCKING VICTIM

[swift crag]

2050 was a maybe but recent safety stuff really makes me want to say 2060 is pushing it and more likely to be 2070 or longer to be able to do effectively and safely

[rain mango]

Doing a super space nerd campaign

Time dilation and everything

[tender igloo]

me when i played bg3 and took me 20 hours to get past some spiders

[toxic relic]

bg3

bg3 is ez dude

[tender igloo]

no it snt lol

[toxic relic]

its all build based

[loud pumice]

What does that mean Moopy?

[toxic relic]

ive finished 2 playthroughs

[tender igloo]

also it was really annoying how people hit on me in it lol

[toxic relic]

real

[tender igloo]

like can you guys dont

[toxic relic]

everyone wants to fuck at the end of the world

[toxic relic]

like, brother, im playing with this cool dog, why are you salaciously talking to me about your trauma

zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket

[stiff condor]

guys check #1019737819981283459

[toxic relic]

im good mate

[loud pumice]

The meteor struck my house I can't

[tender igloo]

why is someone being naughty?

[toxic relic]

no

[swift crag]

Didn’t look up?

[loud pumice]

No

[stiff condor]

what? 😂

[toxic relic]

theyre calling people to their lfg post

[tender igloo]

oh lmao

i was like is someone bein mean in there

[loud pumice]

Puppers go play with ribs

[tender igloo]

wat

[toxic relic]

i love being mean

[loud pumice]

[tender igloo]

i have a dentist appointment soon im nervous

i hate dentists

[toxic relic]

why

[swift crag]

I’ll go for you

[toxic relic]

-would i ask

lmao gottem

[onyx igloo]

i hate the dmv

[tender igloo]

bruh

i was like im not gonna explain that then you pull tha tshit LOL

[loud pumice]

She's so rich, she can afford dental

[bronze moat]

Agreed.

I also tend to just lean towards the metrics of making SOMETHING that 4+ people can survive long term inside.

We know we can plant things like asparagus. So a lotta stinky astronaut pee in the first dome we drop on the surface.

But making breathable air is insanely labor and cost intensive.

You need something like 500 leafy plants or 15 trees just to provide minimal air supply for a single person.

So making a biome just for oxygen production for a crew of 4 people would take a decade to manufacture, plant, and get up and running IMO

[loud pumice]

Real

[onyx igloo]

they would always make the process of things going wrong be your fault

[tender igloo]

no i have a tooth that needs to get looked at lol

[onyx igloo]

when their machines are bad

[tender igloo]

so kinda dont have a choice

[toxic relic]

dentists are chill

just imagine that you're an actor

[onyx igloo]

i'd say so

[half kettle]

a dentist ripped my tooth out with pliers

[tender igloo]

THANKS lol

[toxic relic]

pretend you're an actor and you have to play the role of "dentist patient"

[half kettle]

it didnt hurt!

[burnt kite]

Yooo chat I almost fell into the canal

[onyx igloo]

sorry that was me

i didn't have my license

[tender igloo]

last time i went i had to get a tooth pulled and the lady that did it was like ok were gonna take this out like a bad ex

and i was like

lol stop

[half kettle]

teeth suck, i cant regenerate it

[onyx igloo]

you'd get a
"whats a bad ex?" from me lmao

[half kettle]

like you got a single set for your whole life

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/dentist-steve-martin-stevemartin-orin-scrivello-little-shop-of-horrors-gif-17500663797363841288

[bronze moat]

Evidence: Pompei

[tender igloo]

LOL NOOOO

[toxic relic]

whats so bad about dentists

[onyx igloo]

mine was a womanizer

lmao

[tender igloo]

yah id gladly have some fake implants thanks

wood chipper teeth

[toxic relic]

veneers

[bronze moat]

Tweak a couple genes and you can!

[toxic relic]

people with veneers scare me

[tender igloo]

why lol

[onyx igloo]

and i think he would prefer talking to husbands about their wives problems

[half kettle]

stop inserting LOL into every message you send!

you're agitating me

[onyx igloo]

i don't know how i know this about my dentist

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/petridis-colgate-smile-teeth-laugh-gif-16918329

[tender igloo]

dude i cannot

im literally loling when i type it

[toxic relic]

people can do what they want lmao i dont care i just find it silly that you'd want fucking laser white teeth

[onyx igloo]

why are his teeth so white

[rain mango]

I am 49 years old, and have caught myself saying "L O L" - out loud - rather than actually laughing.

[onyx igloo]

thats scary i dont like it

[rain mango]

Language changes naturally over time, deal with it 😄

[tender igloo]

i do that

[onyx igloo]

congrats, join facebook

[rain mango]

No, I deleted my facebook last year. 😄

[last spoke]

Crazy to me that there's people that dislike Gleba

[onyx igloo]

fair enough

[half kettle]

do you get called unc when you play games using voice chat.

[onyx igloo]

whats gleba

[swift crag]

With spaces like the three letters or combined as a word?

[last spoke]

Swampy hole

[onyx igloo]

gleba sounds like something in rick and morty

[rain mango]

L O L

Phonetically 😄

[bronze moat]

A Japanese team led by Dr. Katsu Takahashi says we will have tooth regeneration by 2030

[tender igloo]

"lul"

[swift crag]

Ouch

[tender igloo]

or alwl

err lawl

[swift crag]

Loul

[half kettle]

ehh not gonna reach my third world country until 2040

[rain mango]

I've said "lol" ironically, I've sad "L O L" as a slip lol

[bronze moat]

Yeah language can be pretty rad that way. Sometimes tho it’s so groovy that it almost becomes whack

[tender igloo]

hahahaha

[swift crag]

To someone or on your own?

[rain mango]

Probably both? No idea.

[last spoke]

I say "lmao" and "smile"

[toxic relic]

i shit my pants in the kmart parking lot, smile

[tender igloo]

lol what

[swift crag]

I’ve only used lmao when I’m pissed off and I want the person to stop talking…

[tender igloo]

whos smiles

[toxic relic]

someone you'll never meet

[last spoke]

Yeah, exactly like that.
Never in that context but yeah, to close out a sentence

[toxic relic]

indeed

[half kettle]

what about lmfao

[last spoke]

But I mean in the sort of :)

[onyx igloo]

i've seen him shit his pants in the kmart parking lot and i smiled.

[last spoke]

Type of smile

[bronze moat]

Sign up for the test trials!

Like the dudes who signed up for brainwave or the cybernetic eyes.

Free medical bills cause you are a test subject

[tender igloo]

i say "afk" a lot irl

[swift crag]

There’s no way I’m saying lmfao vocally

[toxic relic]

respect

[narrow rune]

Ark deez nuts

[tender igloo]

nice fail

[toxic relic]

felluf

[narrow rune]

I die

[bronze moat]

I don’t shit my pants at Kmart! I do it at taco bell

[swift crag]

Meme is kinda a gross word vocally imo

[loud pumice]

Moist

[half kettle]

me me

[swift crag]

As the fore fathers intended?

[tender igloo]

call them "me me" just to piss people off

[toxic relic]

jif

[onyx igloo]

i think virility is a really gross sounding word

[toxic relic]

i say jif irl

[swift crag]

I like that more than the ‘proper’ way

[tender igloo]

same lol jif

[half kettle]

i hate custard

its a disturbing word

[toxic relic]

custard is DIRTY ASS BROTHER

[last spoke]

I've heard people pronounce it maymay and I need to kill them

[bronze moat]

I eat taco bell so often I wish I could sponsor it. To like all 3 of my viewers 😂

[toxic relic]

the dessert is so fucking bad

[tender igloo]

i like brulee but not custard its so gross

[onyx igloo]

okay what about custard icecream

[tender igloo]

and it smells like fart

[onyx igloo]

i have a point to make

[swift crag]

Mae mae

[toxic relic]

when its warm it has the texture of...something and when its cold it congeals like blood

[tender igloo]

exactly

[onyx igloo]

frozen custard

[tender igloo]

and thats not something i want to relish

lol

[toxic relic]

fr

[half kettle]

do you guys remember those like sweets where you had a small amount of choclate in a tube and a lot of biscuits in the other side?

[toxic relic]

mid

i hate ice cream so

ice cream + custard is a lose-lose combo for me

[onyx igloo]

honestly i like gelato more

[toxic relic]

same thing man

[half kettle]

try cake.

[onyx igloo]

or sorbets are good too

i had a mango sorbet that was awesome

[swift crag]

I’d rather more serving of dinner over iced treats

[toxic relic]

agreed

[swift crag]

Never really liked sweet things imo

[toxic relic]

give me another serving of curry and rice

[swift crag]

Gave my parents the shits that I don’t like cake during my birthdays

[onyx igloo]

i've always liked an extra serving of dinner if there wasnt any good dessert

[onyx igloo]

did you serve them like bad food

[swift crag]

I just don’t have cake

[toxic relic]

they shouldve just made a nice roast or smth

[swift crag]

???

[swift crag]

They made muffins smh

[toxic relic]

damn

[onyx igloo]

you said you gave them the shits

i like pistachio flavored things

underrated flavor

[toxic relic]

egg flavoured ice cream

[swift crag]

Maybe Australian slang? Basically annoy/upset them.

[burnt kite]

We are not screaming for that one

[toxic relic]

you will be screaming out in pain

soon enough

im an alpha, sam, and this is my harem 🐺

[swift crag]

I want a milkshake now

[onyx igloo]

oh yeah probably

i was like "how did they get the shits?" lmao

[toxic relic]

australian slang is cinema

[onyx igloo]

pure conveyed annoyance gave them terrible bowel movements

[toxic relic]

australian slang, cockney rhyming

[onyx igloo]

i do like australian slang though

[bronze moat]

Most cramped hospital parking ever

[hard estuary]

Any major melee differences between B41 and B42 besides fatigue?

[swift crag]

Idfk what’s different about what I say phrase wise except for when it confuses people

[toxic relic]

americans think the australian accent/s is/are another language

is fucking hilarious

[swift crag]

To be fair

[last spoke]

Pretty much

[bronze moat]

I send “how to speak Australian” memes to my frenz in AUS all the time

[toxic relic]

im sure they find it hilarious, mate

[swift crag]

I come from rural QLD, people south do not recognise it as Australian and think I sound American, genuinely pisses me off, I’ve had police and so on ask me where I lived before moving to Australia…

[toxic relic]

interesting

[burnt kite]

*ex-frenz

[swift crag]

Only person I’ve worked with professionally that has saw me as Australian was an exec from the company I was working for which is based in QLD

[toxic relic]

damn

[bronze moat]

All right chat I got today and tomorrow off work because of medical emergencies. What game should I play during my downtime?

[swift crag]

Sleep and rest

Plus soups

[toxic relic]

sleep and rest

[burnt kite]

Sleep and rest

Plus New Vegas

[onyx igloo]

i probably should fix my random sleep schedule

[bronze moat]

Oh, it’s not for me. I just dropped my dad off. They’re already moving him upstairs to admit him overnight so he’s stable

[onyx igloo]

i'm playin a gamble if i'm gonna be woken by an alarm

[burnt kite]

You can’t stop me from glazing nv

[toxic relic]

sleep and rest is still a good idea

[burnt kite]

It's not even all that

[bronze moat]

I’m gonna visit him around dinner time tonight, but he’s going to stay up for a couple days at least

[burnt kite]

I just follow the horde

[swift crag]

Make him soup?

[burnt kite]

Man I should teach myself the habit of keeping everything in one message

[swift crag]

My brain thinks I should be done with the message and then a ‘great’ addition comes to mind and I weep for the multi line message

[burnt kite]

I also hate "double texting" as a negative concept

Idgaf how many times I write you bro

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is double texting

[swift crag]

Those friends that send 8 fucking messages to say “hey, how are you?” Kinda annoy me sometimes

[bronze moat]

No food for a bit. They’ve got to get his a fib under control and find out what’s going on with his stomach.

I’m also only has nurse at home so I can’t override what the hospital does

[burnt kite]

Literally sending a second message before the other person responds

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bus-grumpy-car-driving-gif-9267379998701770684

[swift crag]

Well there’s the other way to read the message, make him (into) soup.

[burnt kite]

How to cook crack and serve a crab

[onyx igloo]

lets not turn this into a true crime episode

[toxic relic]

bro just let people have conversations the way they want christ

"double sending" maybe i just have more shit to tell you my man

[burnt kite]

Thats exactly why I hate people

[toxic relic]

maybe i just like talking to you my dude

wild

[bronze moat]

Well, I am officially on break. Sometimes you need to take a day or two away from stuff and take that mental break.

I may actually play Peezy

[burnt kite]

Mfs acting like people are charged per message

[burnt kite]

Play Stray

The car game

[swift crag]

It’s all fun and games until you have 5 people messaging you and you look over at discord to see within 5 minutes 30 messages come through and you haven’t responded once

[bronze moat]

I did a deep dive of that! I should re-record it and post it on YouTube

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-47-cat-game-gif-18225718487563422536

[bronze moat]

I know how to translate most of the robot signs in the game. I also know most of the sub text, or at least have constructed a story based on the graffiti.

And I still haven’t seen a deep dive that goes to that extent

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/darkest-dungeon-italian-gif-24761941

[swift crag]

Whoa

[sacred schooner]

hello

[swift crag]

Can I get the Italian to make me pasta?

[bronze moat]

Like one of the graffiti artist I call sad kitty. She’s the person that leaves behind the graffiti of the crying cat girl.

She made it all the way to the sanctuary in the center of the city, but then her graffiti doesn’t show up later, so she either died when the elevator was shut down, or she went up to the upper levels, and was converted into a robot or was killed.

The three brothers made it upstairs all the way though

[sacred schooner]

if you can find one

best I can do is poutine

[burnt kite]

Who let you out of the locker bro

[swift crag]

I’ll make you some basil pesto pasta smh

[burnt kite]

Pesto is peak

[last spoke]

As someone with the type of ADHD where every thought comes with a free bonus, I understand splitting them up into seperate sentences or messages at times, but I cannot fucking stand Linestacking where someone uses the return key in place of the spacebar

[bronze moat]

I play the game the day it came out, and I pieced together the entire map and figured out that you start the game basically where you exit the game so it literally becomes full circle. Also figured out that it takes place in North America approximately 50 years after the apocalypse hits.

And the people inside the dome did not last more than 30 or 40 years before the dome got taken over by the bacteria, they created to eat garbage

[swift crag]

Well duh, why do you think I said that

[sacred schooner]

never had any

[swift crag]

Blasphemy

[onyx igloo]

me when i cant change the topic for the 30th time at the dinner table:

[bronze moat]

I am now re-inspired to play stray and finally actually do the deep dive videos… But I suck at editing YouTube videos

[swift crag]

Real

[last spoke]

Someone did the math actually, the exit is something like a couple hundred meters from where it started

[toxic relic]

Poutine poutine, poutine poutine
J'ai tellement faim, poutine poutine
Poutine poutine, poutine poutine
C'est ça ou rien, poutine poutine

[burnt kite]

Its worse when they try to talk to you about the topic you are trying to change

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/poutine-canadian-fries-food-cheese-gif-16989047

[onyx igloo]

just walk away at that point tbh

not even worth my time now i'm gonna be an ass

[swift crag]

You frighten me

[burnt kite]

Hit them with the Mr Incredible

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-there-spartacus-calm-down-chill-relax-whoa-there-gif-15073839

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/incredibles-anger-dinner-gif-24715254

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-spartacus-its-me-crowd-stand-up-gif-16262914

[sacred schooner]

I call this living in canadeh

[onyx igloo]

honestly

[burnt kite]

I still dont know why he takes the knife in that scene

[swift crag]

Real, I live in Australia and it’s sometimes saddening to see limited selections of food

[burnt kite]

It is a very enjoyable experience, one of the things I enjoyed the most was the movement. Feels natural and simple enough

[burnt kite]

Canadih

[sacred schooner]

nah nah nah, we've traditional food too, it's that it has very french names

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-mgs-rocket-metal-gear-idkguyidk-gif-6710607785251356347

kijeo hodima

[sacred schooner]

would you eat a coquille Saint-Jacques

[burnt kite]

I cried so hard when I found out that he will never voice Hideo Kojima again

[swift crag]

Australia has basically everything but reduced to like the same 6 main dishes

[onyx igloo]

me trying to drive but theres a car with LED headlights

[burnt kite]

Vegemite for me is the definition of "Holy shit, this is hot garbage! But I can't stop listening!"

[toxic relic]

bro 'working class' national dishes are fucking fire

[last spoke]

Australia being so multicultural means that you can often get actual authentic [ethnicity] cuisine

[toxic relic]

i hate cheese but i stand by poutine

[swift crag]

Can I put retroreflectors on my car?

[toxic relic]

bovril

[sacred schooner]

I want an authentic new-york hot-dog

[raw rock]

I can cook you one

:D

[last spoke]

In places like the US, Chinese food over there is often American food presented as Chinese food, or in Japan, there's Japanese food masquerading as American

[swift crag]

No.

[burnt kite]

It doesn't try to be anything fancy, it's just hella tasty and cheap

[heavy ivy]

Maepple scarf is an aussie too

[swift crag]

It’s marketed that way but it’s heavily bastardised variants

[burnt kite]

And filling

[toxic relic]

exactly, man

[burnt kite]

All we need

[heavy ivy]

im sure it varies by region yeah, but theres gonna be some real stuff around

[onyx igloo]

i dont like fancy food

[toxic relic]

i dont want fancy shit, just fill me up and let me leave

fr

[onyx igloo]

big bowl of pho

[last spoke]

Yeah, QLD is the main exception to things that are good in Aus

[onyx igloo]

delicious

[swift crag]

Rare, but it does exist

[heavy ivy]

best meal is a simple and high quality one

[swift crag]

What’s that meant to mean?!

[last spoke]

I don't like Queensland

[burnt kite]

Never actually tried bovril

[swift crag]

Like pasta pesto :3

[swift crag]

Have you been there?

[last spoke]

Many times

[burnt kite]

What are your opinions on tuna and corn in it

[swift crag]

Where abouts?

[swift crag]

Allergic

[bronze moat]

Depends on what information in the game you believe is factual.

The calendars are all frozen on the same day, so it’s reasonable to assume that’s when the quarantine started. And the scientist who turned himself into the robot has a graduation certificate that shows when he graduated college.

So you can approximate how old he was when he entered the city, then, how old he was during the lockdown, then, however, long afterwards, it took the cat to show up

The colony at self only lasted about 50 years before the outbreak and quarantine. And the city was still open and under construction by the corporation beforehand.

Which is why they had people working on the outside, they still had a working tram going to, and from the other cities, and the ceiling was also open to let in materials and cranes.

Like many stories of this nature, tons of the stuff is kept vague on purpose, so we can only deal in approximate timelines

[toxic relic]

i got called a slur outside an aldis in brisbane

QLD is smth else

[bronze moat]

Another idea! I can play the game that the United States Senate tried to ban in the 1990s!

[raw rock]

Really? I heard Brisbane wasn't so bad

[burnt kite]

You may or may have not just met Kanye

[bronze moat]

It’s completely safe to stream, and yet way back when it was considered, the most vile and horrific video game ever to be created

[burnt kite]

He likes to shop at Aldi, after all

[toxic relic]

i know jack shit about kanye lore man

[swift crag]

Dude, I’ve probably been called worse and screamed at for walking past someone in Canberra

[raw rock]

Oh

[last spoke]

Around Brisbane and a small coastal town where our grandparents live.
Y'all got fucken no internet coverage and every single Queensland plate I see drives like a fucken L plater on a maccas run

[raw rock]

You want Kanye Lore.

I got Kanye Lore

[bronze moat]

Hes a gay fish

[burnt kite]

mortal kombat?

[onyx igloo]

lmao my friend's were trying to decide who's game we should play
and one of my friends asked AI mario

[last spoke]

Been to a few other places that I don't specifically remember, but man it's depressing

[bronze moat]

Close! It was Mortal Kombat and night trap that were taken before the United States Senate

So I’m referring the night trap

[onyx igloo]

and ai mario was against one of my friends thats known for being annoying

[swift crag]

The cities I can’t comment on, the coast is over hyped, and drivers there are usually more enthusiastic about driving than in Canberra, I can’t really go into detail about how it is like compared to other parts since I haven’t been there

[toxic relic]

shit's fucked everywhere

damn

[swift crag]

I’ve rarely seen Queenslanders 12 hours south of qld

[swift crag]

Is unfortunate.

[last spoke]

Drivers in Queensland will tailgate you while you're at the speed limit but as soon as they overtake you because the legal top speed is too slow for them, they'll do so just before a double solid line and drop to fucken 60 in a 110

[burnt kite]

Isn't that the freaky live recorded game where you trap some burglars that steal ppl

I think I remember it from AVGN

[swift crag]

Literally described what everyone says about interstate drivers in every state

[agile void]

Build gate
Gate is glitched
Go outside of it
Now foraging is brocken

[gilded bridge]

Hi chat

[agile void]

i dont think both are related

but foraging breaking mid game is weird

[toxic relic]

double door gate bug is very well known

[onyx igloo]

so is queenslands the maryland of australia

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-grand-tour-top-gear-jumping-out-the-car-gif-24283901

[toxic relic]

maryland?

[burnt kite]

Its so over

[last spoke]

Queensland is Australia Texas

[onyx igloo]

maryland, USA

[burnt kite]

I know maryland biscuits

[tender igloo]

states you forget exist

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is maryland

[burnt kite]

Delaware

[tender igloo]

isnt that where the bell is or something lol

[gilded bridge]

You let people overtake you?

[swift crag]

Why did mary get a land named after them?

[onyx igloo]

land of grandmothers named mary

[toxic relic]

maryland sounds like a slur lmao

[fathom igloo]

Mary’s land

[last spoke]

Nah, NSW drivers can at least appear Lucid

[swift crag]

Dude you haven’t seen what I’ve seen then

[onyx igloo]

i dont get it

[swift crag]

It’s just Australian drivers being ass

[fathom igloo]

Chat I’m in a moral dilemma

[toxic relic]

mary is a pejorative name for gay men

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917997720801771520/1383016014035423273/7320831648431688416.gif

[onyx igloo]

oh

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE COMING FROM

[toxic relic]

a play

[last spoke]

Nono, this is taking into account the fact that as soon as we crossed into NSW there was police chase on northbound which caused someone on southbound to rubberneck and crashed into several other vehicles

[tender igloo]

oh what lol

[toxic relic]

yeah dude you never heard it?

its kind of old

[tender igloo]

no lol

like ever

[last spoke]

But like after that, the other drivers actually just existed

[toxic relic]

its mostly used by older bigots or gay men themselves now

like reclaimed

[toxic relic]

different circles ig

[quasi slate]

gugu gaga

[burnt kite]

Gaga gugu

[gilded bridge]

My speciality

[toxic relic]

https://www.advocate.com/comedy/old-timey-words-gay#rebelltitem9

[chrome jetty]

wild

[burnt kite]

Uh oh

[bronze moat]

Yeah! Stars Dana Plato. Actress from the sit-com "Different Strokes". I got it on Sega CD back in the day and people FREAKED.

No blood. No nudity. Yet the US government claimed it was nothing but violence and exploitation.

[onyx igloo]

i thought mary was just a name :(

[toxic relic]

that article isnt very thorough lmao

[swift crag]

And big wide good quality roads in Canberra lead to a perceived inability to drive on “average” roads everywhere else. You can point fingers in any direction and it’ll make sense depending on the demographic

Just point fingers at the person not the group

[gilded bridge]

WDYM "uh oh"?
I took ethics classes
Hippocritic oath & shit

[last spoke]

I mean, I just said that driving in NSW was a much better experience than QLD

[swift crag]

And nsw is a massive area of land

[chrome jetty]

Everything i like and agree with is moral, otherwise its immoral

[last spoke]

Like QLD is the only state that we've had issues with clueless drivers, and the only time we have issues with drivers here is when they have QLD plates

[swift crag]

How far south did you drive?

[burnt kite]

I fail to understand what is the reasoning behind the decision. Backlash from a group of people? Something else? I ran out of any other explanations?

[onyx igloo]

does australia have any vehicle rallies

[burnt kite]

Hipocrisy oath

[rain mango]

In the US, the Hyppocratic Oath is basically dead. Be rich, or like suffer, it seems.

[last spoke]

Into Sydney, I had a flight to catch

[onyx igloo]

i wanna see some rally cars do crazy shit at some point in my life

[swift crag]

Fair fair

[frail shadow]

who exactly is this article for

[burnt kite]

How closely are you bonded with your father

[fathom igloo]

Not at all

[swift crag]

Honestly driving anywhere in this country just kinda sucks.

[burnt kite]

Yeah, do it, not even a dilemma

[last spoke]

Driving [] sucks

[gilded bridge]

This is missing so much details I can't decide
And I'm not a good judge regarding matters involving my father

[swift crag]

I’ve had issues with NSW plates, I can share dash cam footage of them tying to over take me in a merge lane.

[fathom igloo]

Even if that means risking your own safety?

[frozen ember]

do you guys know how to backsearch a steam workshop folder

[fathom igloo]

Ok will do

[swift crag]

I’ve had issues with Canberran drivers doing stupid shit

[frozen ember]

like trace the mod back to the game

[gilded bridge]

Who cares about the US? they don't have a Healthcare system anyway

[swift crag]

Watched vic plates swerve to change lanes in a busy roundabout

[rain mango]

I care. I have to live here! 😄

[onyx igloo]

i know one thing about australia, that is Garbage Time on youtube

[fathom igloo]

You don’t have to rub it in our face lmfao

[burnt kite]

You are probably risking your safety either way by living with a father who leisurely exposes confidential info

[onyx igloo]

that is very awesome

[bronze moat]

We didn't have PG-13 rated movies back then. So a movie like Spaceballs got a PG rating even with all the sexual jokes and swear words.

Video games also had NO rating system, no warning labels.

Neither did music.

So all 3 things kinda co-olessed with Tu live Crew, Ice Tea, movies and video games and the gove-ment decided it was time to step in

[gilded bridge]

No, I personally wouldn't, Unless it's actively harming other people

[agile void]

Is their any lore reason behind the unrealistic number of zombie? Like it make sens why zombie might end up moving to the place later, but why doas at the start of the game a cabin in the wood as more than 300 zombie garding it

[fathom igloo]

Oh I don’t live with. Haven’t seen the dude in a decade.

[onyx igloo]

look at this thing

it's funny

also, the van is immune to shoe and chair

physically tested

[burnt kite]

Living implied just knowing the dude, but I guess I should have phrased it so

[gilded bridge]

I do, You literally rubbed drones and missiles in our faces
Mine specifically

[swift crag]

Is that the donkey or another van?

[onyx igloo]

the donk

[fathom igloo]

I guess I need to brush up on what my obligations are as a mandated reporter in this situation. Zero clue, never heard of this before lol

[gilded bridge]

Bro leaks documents on warthunder forms

[fathom igloo]

Listen not me. We just live here. Lmfao

[gilded bridge]

Maybe ask a lawyer or a law professional

[gilded bridge]

Do you pay taxes?

[onyx igloo]

im just existing here

[rain mango]

RESET THE CLOCK. (Again...)

[burnt kite]

Still dont understand why night trap was included, at least alongside of MK1

[onyx igloo]

would i want a government agency at my door

[sour gull]

verifying my clock

[gilded bridge]

Both yes and no answers are wrong

[onyx igloo]

i have no idea what you're trying to convey

your confusing me

[fathom igloo]

UNFORTUNATELY

[gilded bridge]

I'll take that for an answer

[fathom igloo]

Anyways idk if he’s in here so I’m deleting the message lol

[gilded bridge]

if she says yes she's part of the problem if she says no she's commiting tax fraud

[burnt kite]

Slight buff to french branch + 20 years in an economy-class resort, *all included
*Questionable cafeteria food, 30 minutes of yard time, wire mesh bed, shower with flunctuating water temperature, unplumbed toilet bowl, phone booth 99$ per call, one biannual short family visit

[fathom igloo]

Catch 22

[burnt kite]

Alexei lives

[tender igloo]

melennials after 23435 years of same bs

[gilded bridge]

Is biannual twice a year or once every two years?

[sour gull]

the clock strikes 12

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/idc-i-dont-care-shrug-whatever-eat-gif-4761426

[burnt kite]

Once every two years

Like biweekly salary

[swift crag]

That’s twice a week?

Fortnightly is once in two weeks

[burnt kite]

No

[fathom igloo]

Hello Omar

[plush cobalt]

Taxpayers being “part of the problem” is such a funny claim

[onyx igloo]

i've only been here 17 and its incredibly tiring

[swift crag]

Ima squint at you guys so hard

[plush cobalt]

Hey cambrie (American) (derogatory)

[tender igloo]

welcome to the club lol

like i can make a list of shit

[burnt kite]

What the fuck are you supposed to do? Not pay taxes?

[onyx igloo]

i think i was born with the millenial mind considering i'm homeschooled and have been parented by 2 all my life lmao

[plush cobalt]

You're not putting yourself in a situation where you'll be fined or put in jail? Erm, you're problematic

[swift crag]

My taxes are stolen out of my pay checks :c

[onyx igloo]

when did you work my job, mr government

[last spoke]

Oh my god I remember that conversation, it's actually still in our camera roll

[tender igloo]

homeschool is good to a point

[plush cobalt]

I was referring to the one from like 5 minutes ago

Unsurprising that it has happened before

[burnt kite]

Aw shucks I missed something interesting

[onyx igloo]

it really is

[swift crag]

NDA for one place, bar tending for other places, bread factory and at a hospital as linen service

[last spoke]

Oh this was a couple months back

[plush cobalt]

Oh I do remember that actually lmao

[quasi slate]

best game on discord

[fathom igloo]

Chat how do we feel about chatgpt?

[plush cobalt]

Here we go

[fathom igloo]

Uh oh

[plush cobalt]

Cambrie “I like causing problems” Project Zomboid is at it again ...

[burnt kite]

"Yet you participate in the society" mfs when I don't want to live off grid in a rotting hut and cannibalise hikers

[bronze moat]

Roxy makes no comment

[velvet pebble]

I heard so much about people who used it to get help with university, and I'm jealous because it was useless to me

[last spoke]

I believe it to be the antithesis of intelligence

[fathom igloo]

I just don’t like google search anymore

[bronze moat]

Accurate

[plush cobalt]

There are better search engines

[burnt kite]

Its a funny power draining trinket

[plush cobalt]

Well. Search engines with less slop anyway

[last spoke]

Nono, it was just as useless to them too, they just couldn't identify it

[tender igloo]

the google ai told me the medication i was gonna take with this oct would cause heart failure so i dont listen to it anymore lol

lying little shit

[plush cobalt]

I blocked the gemini results with adblock and then when they started showing up elsewhere I decided to move on from Google search

[fathom igloo]

I just used it to analyze the texts between my narcissistic father and I though. Search engines don’t hype me up like ai personality 4

[rain mango]

Right. "Google, my right toe hurts..."
Google: YOU HAVE ASS CANCER

oO

[swift crag]

Put glue in the pizza

[tender igloo]

yeah lol i do not google symptoms anymore

[last spoke]

I cannot comprehend why people would ask the lying plagiarism machine about literally anything higher stakes than a coin flip

[tender igloo]

i already have health anxiety rofl

[plush cobalt]

Could not pay me to trust AI with this information

[burnt kite]

Hop on duckduckgo brother

[fathom igloo]

Listen I’ve sent those texts to a group chat before; I’m not scared

[tender igloo]

some things its ok for but jeeze lol

[swift crag]

It also uses ai

[tender igloo]

its annoying

[swift crag]

That’s not much better

[burnt kite]

Oh fuck uhh

Hop on Torch

[onyx igloo]

ah shoot i sent his user

[plush cobalt]

What does it provide that the group chat & analyzing them yourself doesn't? Genuine question

[fathom igloo]

I asked chatgpt to make my next tattoo

Rate it

[plush cobalt]

Pain.

[onyx igloo]

there

i never made a mistake wdym

[burnt kite]

Advert banners for counterfeit documents are better than AI, any day of the week

[fathom igloo]

Well the group chat tells me to fight him; chatgpt doesn’t lmfao

[onyx igloo]

do NOT get an ai tattoo

do NOT

[burnt kite]

CharacterAI fell off HARD

[onyx igloo]

only ask mario ai if you should join someone on that accursed app

[fathom igloo]

But it’s venom Godzilla

[plush cobalt]

In that situation I'd personally just let the group chat know that's not the kind of response I'd find useful

[last spoke]

People put a strain on power grids for this???

[cerulean shard]

whats the mod in project zomboid that makes the zombies knock on doors and windows faster, like rapid knocking?

[onyx igloo]

DO NOT

[onyx igloo]

lmao

[plush cobalt]

Idk people can use what they want but using it for serious stuff makes me sigh

[ornate wave]

i love the easy region swapping. my best friend is south african, and i am german, and i use it to help him shopping for pc parts and stuff like that. google's version of that is worse already because it's nested a fullscreen menu deep instead of right there. never used it so can'T say how well it actually filters results... i expect "barely if at all" from google...

[neat moat]

hello Omar

[fathom igloo]

No it’s very useful. My friends are like the devil on the shoulder 😈

[glossy knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1384661452425658530/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[cerulean shard]

whats the mod in project zomboid that makes the zombies knock on doors and windows faster, like rapid knocking?

whats the mod in project zomboid that makes the zombies knock on doors and windows faster, like rapid knocking?

[plush cobalt]

Then why the AI 😭

[plush cobalt]

Hey fish boy

[burnt kite]

Chatgpt's response would be randomised anyway

[neat moat]

I see you found your spirit again

[glossy knot]

just lower building health in sandbox settings

[swift crag]

At least it’s mostly the USA power grid

[plush cobalt]

Stole it back, The Man can't keep me down for long

[fathom igloo]

Level reasoning; gives me multiple insights into the conversation

[last spoke]

But yeah, Re: This.
It's not that ChatGPT was different for you, it's just that you were smart enough to identify the fact it's complete bullshit

[cerulean shard]

its not for it to do more damage, its for the zombies to knock on the doors faster to make it i guess, scarier

[fathom igloo]

Like it lists out multiple things

[plush cobalt]

Fair enough ig but I don't see why you'd need insight from a glorified auto-suggestion machine

[fathom igloo]

Well I guess I don’t; but it was kind of fun to use in the moment

[last spoke]

Actually my gf sent me something pretty neat a couple days back

[onyx igloo]

me when its not "Somebody I used to love" and instead it's "Anxiety." by doechii

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1384768642608009297/Wedontspeakaboutgoverment_1.gif.gif

[plush cobalt]

You haven't been a semicolon user in the past as far as I recall, who are you really 🧐

[fathom igloo]

I try not to lol but I have used it a few times here lmfao

[plush cobalt]

Your semicolon rate increased exponentially

[swift crag]

I’ve never used AI other than to see how it does art.

[cerulean shard]

What's a good mod to change the crosshair of the guns?

[fathom igloo]

I try to be less professional, more shitposter here haha

[plush cobalt]

This is cute but I think it can be cut off after the fifth word of the second sentence

[last spoke]

Hey, I use semicolons when I remember they exist

[plush cobalt]

Nothing against semicolons, just trying to weed out impostors

[swift crag]

Semicolons are cool sometimes.

They also make my C programs work

[fathom igloo]

TW

I have one tattooed

[unborn sluice]

@edgy saffron

[plush cobalt]

Is that TW for whoever hates tattoos

[unborn sluice]

@edgy saffron

[plush cobalt]

Supernova?

[plush cobalt]

Why here

[unborn sluice]

Cause i play zomboid

[onyx igloo]

yall know that one guy that thought an alternator was a turbocharger and got an alternator tattoed to himself

[unborn sluice]

mind your buissnes

[lament juniper]

what do i do if my friend (server host) gives me admin and i become invisible, even tho i disable ghost mode?

[unborn sluice]

thanks

[plush cobalt]

Have they responded to you at all

[fathom igloo]

No, those who know the meaning behind the semicolon tattoo

[plush cobalt]

Bro said mind your business about randomly mentioning someone for the tenth time

[swift crag]

Why

[unborn sluice]

2nd

learn to count

[plush cobalt]

Ohh

[last spoke]

Something just as annoying as AI are the people that think they have the secret sauce to identifying AI
Proceeds to list things that AI does because it scraped data from things that people do often