holy slur
#general_chat
harsh vault
thin wedge
bro got ratio'd
onyx igloo
and its not me saying it on accident
agile void
You are aware that racism isent just slurs right
thin wedge
ivory grail
That fucked up
open hare
You are aware that racism isent just slurs right
its discrimination
Im not hating indians though
spare ingot
they weren't a slur you pioneered and invented a new one so they are now
open hare
or doing anything against indians
spare ingot
Thomas eddison of hating
agile void
its discrimination
In the context of discord it’s more insult and being disrepsectful
onyx igloo
Thomas eddison of hating
edison
open hare
well what are you supposed to call a tidal wave of non white skinned zomboids rushing at you
ivory grail
I'm gonna tame crows
thin wedge
zomboids
agile void
It’s because you can’t discriminate against people that everything you say become okay
thin wedge
walkers
open hare
what
loud pumice
(✿◕‿◕✿)
open hare
I think you just gotta take it easy man
thin wedge
Discordia type shit
agile void
well what are you supposed to call a tidal wave of non white skinned zomboids ru...
Indians zombies, hindous if you want, literally anything else than that
open hare
I didnt know it was that bad to call someone by skin color jesus
onyx igloo
I wish you could beat people up digitally through a screen
would you like to duel
with flintlocks
open hare
with flintlocks
hell yea
onyx igloo
not you
open hare
:<
agile void
Their is very few thing you could call Indians that would be more offensive than that
open hare
Their is very few thing you could call Indians that would be more offensive than...
there are
spare ingot
with flintlocks
yes
open hare
(this isn't a flintlock i know)
rust eoka
onyx igloo
flintlock's have a much cooler system
agile void
than baked goods
À yes because you weren’t referring to skin color at all true just a food they eat
analog plinth
I think if you’re so easily offended and whiny maybe you should stay off the internet
spare ingot
player 2 has joined
analog plinth
I mean ffs I come here with a question about a deer and you’re trying to get the mods to ban me for my name
open hare
is that why you got ultra offended
open hare
I mean ffs I come here with a question about a deer and you’re trying to get the...
real
analog plinth
No this guys just annoying
open hare
No this guys just annoying
so he's the average twitter user
analog plinth
Yeah or redditor
agile void
I mean ffs I come here with a question about a deer and you’re trying to get the...
You could just change your name to one that isent a word play referring to a terrorist yk
analog plinth
You could just change your name to one that isent a word play referring to a ter...
Or you could get over it
open hare
You could just change your name to one that isent a word play referring to a ter...
or just stop being a snowflake
like
I could set my name to slurs in a different language
analog plinth
It’s a username once you log off this chat you’ll never see it again it doesn’t effect your life in any way
spare ingot
I could set my name to slurs in a different language
you could but why would you do that
ivory grail
I like cats
analog plinth
I also like cats
open hare
you could but why would you do that
to upset people like @agile void
harsh vault
It’s a username once you log off this chat you’ll never see it again it doesn’t ...
OMG I HAVE SEEN YOU
YOU KILLED ME ON TARKOV
open hare
who is actively finding issues in puns
harsh vault
i remember this nickname from anywhere
analog plinth
No I don’t play tarkov
open hare
god please come here and continue censoring comedy
analog plinth
There’s several osamabeenlaggins
ivory grail
You do now i guess
analog plinth
I’m not the only one
spare ingot
There’s several osamabeenlaggins
the organization
harsh vault
it coulda been you!
analog plinth
Yeah I met another one sometime in mordhau
analog plinth
it coulda been you!
I promise you I don’t play tarkov not my style of game
harsh vault
i see
analog plinth
I don’t have any proof you just gotta take me at my word
Just not particularly appealing to me
open hare
Just not particularly appealing to me
yea
tarkov and other "mil sim" extraction shooters
arent fun
ivory grail
Kenshi is a good game
open hare
they just objectively arent for 90% of the planet
analog plinth
Now that that guys gone can anyone give me some advice on how to get this damned deer out of my vehicle
analog plinth
It let me put it in and now it’s too heavy to take out
open hare
its literally just a new flavour of pain for you masochistic goobers
chrome jetty
SPT is much more forgiving than live
onyx igloo
cool dawg
analog plinth
Or just a mod to increase my inventory weight but not to cheat levels
open hare
It let me put it in and now it’s too heavy to take out
your character gets 50kg max carrying capacity (if you overweight your inventory)
drop your backpack and gear
you should be able to grab it
spare ingot
It let me put it in and now it’s too heavy to take out
You need to get less encumberance in your main inventory, so just drop a few things and you should be able to pick it up
analog plinth
I tried that the deer is 70
open hare
I tried that the deer is 70
h o w.
ivory grail
Tarkov isn't the type of pain i'm in to i'm more of a kenshi, PZ, and rimworld type of pain
chrome jetty
I tried that the deer is 70
drop it on the floor first
analog plinth
I dropped all my clothes down to my undies and I still couldn’t get it
open hare
Tarkov isn't the type of pain i'm in to i'm more of a kenshi, PZ, and rimworld t...
rimworld?
chrome jetty
maybe u can drag it then
unreal bane
Alright, what's all this the- good lord.
onyx igloo
open hare
its not "hard"
chrome jetty
vanilla is
ivory grail
no offense but rimworld is
Not with the mods I have
spare ingot
Alright, what's all this the- good lord.
open hare
yea modded
ivory grail
A single shot often leads to death
chrome jetty
Its hard if u play on losing is fun, regardless of mods or not
open hare
yall play modded cuz you guys wanted to play games that are glorified to do lists
open hare
Its hard if u play on losing is fun, regardless of mods or not
depends
its mostly luck based
you can progress steadily with a half decent character
until you get hit by a swarm of man eating guinea pigs while butt ass naked
ivory grail
I often make a breeding chamber to give toddlers shot guns to survive
open hare
I often make a breeding chamber to give toddlers shot guns to survive
what the actual fuck
onyx igloo
Alright, what's all this the- good lord.
chrome jetty
my pawn choked to death
open hare
yall get mad over a baked goods joke but not child slavery
spare ingot
most annoying thing in rimworld is when you get like nearly end game but you're limited by the size of your land and resources
ivory grail
What the most fucked up thing have you guys done in rimworld
chrome jetty
What the most fucked up thing have you guys done in rimworld
cut off all of the limbs of a prisoner, burnt their face with acid, took their organs, let them starve to death, fed them to rats.
also would routinely beat them
spare ingot
What the most fucked up thing have you guys done in rimworld
it's too fucked up to say without sounding like a complete maniac
ivory grail
My most fucked up thing was kidnapping a woman who was attacking my colony which I found out was pregnant. Raised there child kept her alive but remove her tongue, eyes, ears, legs, arms, so the only thing she can do is feel. So she never was able to see or hear her child who became a colonists
neat moat
also I dont see why youd get banned for it
open hare
so I got warned
ivory grail
I woulda ate the child tbh
No no you see we made the son become a vampire so he also force to drain her blood every day.
chrome jetty
lmao
onyx igloo
I'm not banned or muted
mods mute and ban him so he cant say this please
open hare
also I dont see why youd get banned for it
they probs think I'm a weirdo
onyx igloo
out of absolute spite
chrome jetty
Oh i need a name for a pawn
onyx igloo
Oh i need a name for a pawn
Bobbles Jr.
spare ingot
Oh i need a name for a pawn
King Von
chrome jetty
Bobbles the 2nd
onyx igloo
that works aswell
ivory grail
Bobbles the forsaken
frail shadow
pubert
chrome jetty
Bobbles the foreskin
onyx igloo
don't do this to bobbles
ivory grail
Pubert the punisher
onyx igloo
how dare you
frail shadow
does it need a title after the name
chrome jetty
Oh wait, bobbles didnt die. I loaded the save when 3 of my colonists died to a flashbang grenade
ivory grail
I'm back seat gaming
chrome jetty
apparently CE flash grenades became satchel charges
open hare
wait
chrome jetty
bs if u ask me
neat moat
gaming cucked
onyx igloo
Oh wait, bobbles didnt die. I loaded the save when 3 of my colonists died to a f...
YAY
open hare
okay I think I can guess why my status was pushing it lmfao
chrome jetty
So we cant do bobbles the second
ivory grail
Oh wait, bobbles didnt die. I loaded the save when 3 of my colonists died to a f...
Give him a title that say death pending
Just gotta make it true since he gonna die like a final destination style
ivory grail
Is bobbles dying
chrome jetty
Prob
ivory grail
Allthough i need a new name for bobbles the second
The true bobble
open hare
Allthough i need a new name for bobbles the second
Hobbles the retributionist
or Hobbles the revenger
ivory grail
Bobble.mk2
chrome jetty
The true bobble is a bitch tho
Only took them cuz i need a deticated combat medic for the mods im running
ivory grail
The true bobble is a bitch tho
Call him bitch bobble then or druggy bobbles
chrome jetty
open hare
bitc
chrome jetty
the h cant fit
open hare
Bitchbles?
open hare
the h cant fit
that's what she said
also just remove the spaces then
BobblesTheBitch
candid tide
have you ever wanted to win project zomboid?
chrome jetty
No
ivory grail
https://tenor.com/view/wildfireuv-gif-26419248
I see gurt is all ears
open hare
have you ever wanted to win project zomboid?
theres no winning
chrome jetty
Hell ya
candid tide
but what if there is?
open hare
if you win zomboid then you arent playing zomboid right
candid tide
let's think about that for a sec
chrome jetty
but what if there is?
Shit ending ngl
open hare
let's think about that for a sec
usually cure or extraction
candid tide
let's think of a future where you win
open hare
getting outta kentucky or finding a vaccine
candid tide
usually cure or extraction
yeah but you can still get chomped to death
open hare
let's think of a future where you win
go back to l4d2 or whatever subreddit you crawl out of
candid tide
bro you're just a plunger
open hare
you make me want to replace the opening text with japanese
candid tide
ew
young kelp
whats this about rank abuse
young kelp
also you win PZ by getting burnt out of it
ivory grail
whats this about rank abuse
Can you abuse your rank
open hare
300hrs in the game
young kelp
and killing your saves
open hare
also you win PZ by getting burnt out of it
real
candid tide
but imagine just a screen that says "You Win"
young kelp
by pure boredom
young kelp
ivory grail
<:specops_with_raised_eyebrow:1271129986732134535>
Stop giving me the no bitches look
young kelp
ivory grail
clank clank clank
ivory grail
https://tenor.com/view/fent-up-who-else-up-rn-rn-gif-11018240636435400772
Ohio type of shit
You narcan them and they get upset
spare ingot
You narcan them and they get upset
my brother tried some like synthetic weed or something like that and he basically was fent posing
young kelp
tf is synthetic weed
rain mango
Roar
spare ingot
tf is synthetic weed
I think it was Delta-8, he must've got like a high concentration one thinking it was like normal weed but instead he got fucked up for like 5 days
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/discord-blocked-message-blocked-gif-25605282
Ive never met you in my entire life
heavy ivy
mistershark10 doesn't have a pfp, this must be one of the mistershark11 models
chrome jetty
Ok
spare ingot
mistershark10 doesn't have a pfp, this must be one of the mistershark11 models
you don't know that I am the original
do you
agile void
How long do you think one could survive without leaving his spawn, given he actually is especially good at zomboid
spare ingot
How long do you think one could survive without leaving his spawn, given he actu...
depends on RNG
rain mango
How long do you think one could survive without leaving his spawn, given he actu...
Forever if ur house spawns seeds
agile void
What do y’all think is the highest you could achieve
rain mango
Trees will grow overtime giving u more weapon making materials and rain = water
heavy ivy
How long do you think one could survive without leaving his spawn, given he actu...
how big is this? the house? the house and yard? it all depends on rng, really. if you get absurdly favorable rng quite a long time
agile void
The house just the house
rain mango
U could also forage for food
agile void
The spiffing Brit managed to survive like 7 days of I remember
spare ingot
What do y’all think is the highest you could achieve
I'm guessing like a rich house in muldraugh type house. in that case probably like a week
heavy ivy
it's time to return
young kelp
How long do you think one could survive without leaving his spawn, given he actu...
can he get out of the house and stay within a certain range? Or not at all
agile void
Not at all
young kelp
it's time to return
heavy ivy
i fucking love that you had a darkwood sticker on hand for this
spare ingot
it's time to return
never played it but I know it's good. when I was sick like 2 years ago i just put on markiplier in the background and watched him play it
young kelp
its fun
I should return to it after my terraria run
try to get the true ending if possible
onyx igloo
i remember darkwood from somewhere
spare ingot
I should return to it after my terraria run
what class are you playing
young kelp
mage
Calamity Master Death currently at Post Moonlord
onyx igloo
oh that game
heavy ivy
never played it but I know it's good. when I was sick like 2 years ago i just pu...
it got Pyrocynical to do an 8 hour video on it, yea its good lmao
there is no game like it
young kelp
oh that game
an actual horror survival game where you can fight back
but without the resources
you're fucked
spare ingot
mage
Calamity Master Death currently at Post Moonlord
I could never really lock in on calamity. I've beaten terraria like 10 times already though on expert
heavy ivy
this is the best way i can describe it
its that kind of difficulty
but thankfully this is the PZ server so yall can handle it
lunar flicker
but thankfully this is the PZ server so yall can handle it
Cuz we tuff 😩
neat moat
hello raine
young kelp
I could never really lock in on calamity. I've beaten terraria like 10 times alr...
its hard to lock in for long period of time, calamity extends the game beyond moonlord so it takes a lot longer to end it
the climb takes a while
thankfully its not that bad after moonlord
there's only a few bosses left, tho the fights also get a bit harder or possibly longer if you can't hit the boss consistently
spare ingot
thankfully its not that bad after moonlord
it might just be because I can just speed through normal terraria and know what to get and what to do
heavy ivy
project zomboid and darkwood both having three lines of loading screen text that are incredibly relevant to the plot, gameplay and experience of the game 
young kelp
they tried
neat moat
The woods will soon learn to fear the name Gurt.
young kelp
literally they actually tried
neat moat
They didnt use enough napalm
heavy ivy
the trees are not like the trees you know
young kelp
spoiler cause ending
||They failed to burn it down as the forest never actually burned down in the first ending
The true ending you actually burned it down from the source||
neat moat
I will rip them by the roots and poison the soil
young kelp
they are the poison
neat moat
I'll use anti poison
heavy ivy
it still boggles me that one guy did essentially all the art and creative direction and the BANGER soundtrack for Darkwood
neat moat
ah thank you
agile void
It is actually very frowned upon to kill people
heavy ivy
also iirc all the arts were hand drawn no?
i dont know all the lore but it really wouldnt surprise me!
polish game devs are horrifyingly powerful
floral fiber
It is actually very frowned upon to kill people
neat moat
Trans shark
agile void
Trans shark
Which would make the kitty in question commiting a hate crime
neat moat
depends, is the cat gay?
chrome jetty
New lore just dropped
agile void
depends, is the cat gay?
No, if he was how would that not make it a hate crime
Well to be fair it’s just a shark, it’s not inherently a simbol of anything
But if he could he would definitely commit a hate crime
Infact I think he did he loves killing other species than him
Maybe he just love killing not just based on species idk
sacred schooner
<:ElizaBlush:543684224327090176>
young kelp
https://tenor.com/view/jester-darkest-dungeon-darkest-dungeon-sarmenti-gif-15454...
Jester being himself
agile void
So how are y’all doing
sacred schooner
hello bill
heavy ivy
https://tenor.com/view/jester-darkest-dungeon-darkest-dungeon-sarmenti-gif-15454...
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
chrome jetty
Blocked and reported
thin wedge
farted and sharted
heavy ivy
~~Im sorry it was stuck in my mind~~
i happened to go make a sandwitch ur unsummoning has no effect it was coincedental
neat moat
HAAAAAA
twin bear
I shitted
unique depot
wish there was a walking dead rp ish server with pvp
chrome jetty
No you dont
heavy ivy
no patch logs but it did update.
a workshop mod likely updated
raw rock
wish there was a walking dead rp ish server with pvp
You mean like uh...just a normal RP server?
Good for you man
hmm
Interesting
musta been the wind
unique depot
You mean like uh...just a normal RP server?
lowk yea but i havent found any good ones
raw rock
I'll be starting one up when B42 MP drops
Oh but I should warn you, we restart every 1 year in game
Call it "The Rescue Phase"
If you get your character from day 1 all the way to the endpoint in LV you get a reward
:D
(No one has done it yet)
rain mango
a workshop mod likely updated
i dont have any mods.
ivory grail
democracy is a lovely thing
onyx igloo
babushka
spare ingot
democracy is a lovely thing
fight on the major order front diver.
polar kernel
ivory grail
i'm only level 20 and I almost on the hardest diffculty game is to easy
spare ingot
I want them on super earth
imagine all 3 on super earth at once
ivory grail
imagine all 3 on super earth at once
that my goal
spare ingot
i'm only level 20 and I almost on the hardest diffculty game is to easy
soloing difficulty 10 isn't that hard ngl
polar kernel
ivory grail
I want to see in fighting
spare ingot
I want to see in fighting
I want bots and squids to team up
spare ingot
that is my fanfiction
only fanfiction you should have is with seaf
neon bramble
u cant post that cat gif when im around
rain mango
i ate ur family
spare ingot
Bug wifu in
eagle pilot
polar kernel
https://tenor.com/view/kill-you-kill-you-plutomadethis-i-love-you-gif-4539566407...
stealing this thanks
simple bear
the setup for now
unborn folio
where can i get the code for beta acccess?
unreal bane
There is no code. Just opt in via your Steam Library.
It's an option when you Rclick on PZ.
ivory grail
where can i get the code for beta acccess?
lyric galleon
its like watching a dude trying to pee with an infection
neon bramble
low tangle
the setup for now
I’ve heard through the grapevine that this is all a man needs to be happy.
polar kernel
the setup for now
NAVY
wait didnt you like
join recently
i feel like i remember u mentioning it and i told u not to
ivory grail
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1348075302332403846/im...
oooooh that how you do that
simple bear
join recently
just got to my a-school
simple bear
I’ve heard through the grapevine that this is all a man needs to be happy.
and i got a thing of peanuts
and me zyns
polar kernel
just got to my a-school
what did you pick
simple bear
nuke
simple bear
idk if u pick in the navy
u can but at meps they didnt show me the job selection thing and just said "sign this contract"
polar kernel
congrats on setting urself up to make 200k a year after ur enlistment
simple bear
its what i wanted tho
simple bear
congrats on setting urself up to make 200k a year after ur enlistment
75k bonus
polar kernel
fuck you
simple bear
😹💰
polar kernel
i was promised a bonus and got nothing
simple bear
i was promised a bonus and got nothing
what job
polar kernel
so yea im set to make like 120k after im done but still ☹️
well i also joined 6 fuckin years ago
simple bear
so yea im set to make like 120k after im done but still ☹️
6 figures still 6 figures
rose kestrel
6 figures still 6 figures
polar kernel
i wanted a bonus ok
ivory grail
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814477040383819816/1385984542770331858/im...
There been a lot of cat gifs today
simple bear
i wanted a bonus ok
just go around stealing navy fed cards
ivory grail
Let switch it up with some seals
ivory grail
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-with-tongue-cat-smiling-gif-11949735780193730026
I found his cousin
Also what wrong with that cat
Like there gotta be a issue in it brain why does he look like that
dim cloak
ivory grail
Do you guys love watching YouTube like this
rose kestrel
you guys get messages or friend request from people asking you to play mobile games?
ivory grail
you guys get messages or friend request from people asking you to play mobile ga...
Yeah
Just pretend they don't exist
Probably a bot
chrome jetty
you guys get messages or friend request from people asking you to play mobile ga...
Pretty sure i have dms from non friends off
ivory grail
"I don't have a addict" fridge
onyx igloo
idle depot
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248722748096643095/1386543475025248266/a...
play barotrauma with no friends.
unreal bane
you guys get messages or friend request from people asking you to play mobile ga...
Those are scambots.
ivory grail
Those are scambots.
They all also sound like chatgpt like where the passion
The art is dying because how lazy they are
Why can't they be my sugar mommy and not just jump to "give me the funny digits on the back"
young kelp
young kelp
Why can't they be my sugar mommy and not just jump to "give me the funny digits ...
Would you prefer if they advertised a legit game on your DMs
last spoke
you guys get messages or friend request from people asking you to play mobile ga...
Eyup, block and report spam
heavy ivy
destroy them with fire
harsh vault
be nice
onyx igloo
destroy them with fire
napalm missile
neon bramble
Would you prefer if they advertised a legit game on your DMs
I'll give em a tip for shilling games I'd actually play in my DMs
the more I home in what I actually like the pickier I get
onyx igloo
quartz thorn
I'll give em a tip for shilling games I'd actually play in my DMs
I'm almost done with the chapter 8
Like
1-2 levels left
neon bramble
did you reflect upon yourself yet
quartz thorn
did you reflect upon yourself yet
I don't think so?
onyx igloo
did you reflect upon yourself yet
I managed to, I was very shiny in the sun
neon bramble
I was talkin about the dungeon but alright
quartz thorn
I was talkin about the dungeon but alright
The 8-20?
neon bramble
jia qiu beating honglers ass until he gives a straight answer is hilarious
onyx igloo
hongler
quartz thorn
Jia qiu is cool
onyx igloo
who is hongler
onyx igloo
i must know what he looks like with a name like hongler
quartz thorn
It has touched on some very serious topics
That are applicable to real life
I mean like
In this one chapter
quartz thorn
We have hit mortality, inequality, childhood trauma, and honglu's whimsical character has somehow represented them all realistically
neon bramble
That are applicable to real life
it doubles down on this at the ending
in a hilarious way
quartz thorn
Nicee
That one line that was like "birthdays are something given to you for simply existing, and that's beautiful" was so good
I actually sat on it for like 20 seconds
Just like
Oof
That was good
neon bramble
won't stop me from dodging mine
quartz thorn
Dang
neon bramble
I just dont like the attention lmao
onyx igloo
That one line that was like "birthdays are something given to you for simply exi...
then you get socks lmao
quartz thorn
then you get socks lmao
Lol
onyx igloo
(No disrespect to socks, i like em)
quartz thorn
Plus you always need new ones!
I wish I had someone who love project moon as much as me irl :(
Or knew someone i mean
raw rock
Whats going on
neon bramble
its hard to talk about canto 8 with someone who hasn't completed the canto >:
quartz thorn
Sorryyy
raw rock
Canto 8...
quartz thorn
I am a very busy person!!
I'll finish it tomorrow
Maybe?
How long does the last node take
raw rock
Oh you mean the game
quartz thorn
Like
raw rock
I thought you meant from Dante
quartz thorn
8-33 or whatever
neon bramble
its not a dungeon
quartz thorn
I thought you meant from Dante
Thats what it's based off of
quartz thorn
I thought you meant from Dante
Project moon bases all of their stuff on all kinds of novels
Such as dantes inferno
unborn folio
can i use 41 mods in 42 build?
quartz thorn
Main character's name is dante
quartz thorn
Goshh
The project moon writers are way too good
I wonder if I can ever catch up to them
unborn folio
can i use 41 mods in 42 build?
can i?
quartz thorn
can i?
In most cases, probably not
I imagine
Might wanna ask in a zomboid chat tho
onyx igloo
does anyone else point out when someone just doesnt turn on their turn signal
junior vale
And certainly not in a stable state
onyx igloo
or has their phone out while driving
junior vale
does anyone else point out when someone just doesnt turn on their turn signal
People who do that need to burn in car hell <3
onyx igloo
People who do that need to burn in car hell <3
well we have electric cars
tall glen
I have returned, I have the ac cranked up a fan blowing on me some iced tea and some onion rings in the air fryer
onyx igloo
pretty close to hell when they light on fire right
quartz thorn
Living the good life?
tall glen
been worse
junior vale
pretty close to hell when they light on fire right
Lmfao, or when their steering wheel has input delay
brave pollen
which map is the best for getting guns early
junior vale
which map is the best for getting guns early
Rosewood probby
quartz thorn
which map is the best for getting guns early
Rosewood ♥️
brave pollen
alr
onyx igloo
Lmfao, or when their steering wheel has input delay
how did you die
input lag
quartz thorn
Yeh
brave pollen
alr
junior vale
how did you die
**input lag**
I hate it when I die because I’m spacing out going 430 miles over the speed limit :((
onyx igloo
sometimes irl i have input lag
i just keep walking without thought until i pass my objective and go like
"wait a minute.."
tall glen
pz's new intro "This is how you Died... input lag"
opaque hawk
I hate it when I die because I’m spacing out going 430 miles over the speed limi...
yeah like come on guys! let me speed in peace!!!🤦
junior vale
Okay I'm going to beddd
tall glen
overconfidense kills more people then zombies
junior vale
yeah like come on guys! let me speed in peace!!!🤦<:stressed:721361533472342027>
It’s not MY fault everyone else is terrible drivers (they’re only going 80 in a 60)
junior vale
overconfidense kills more people then zombies
I wonder what Maybe We Can Win This’ kill count is
tall glen
one more zombie
tall glen
I wonder what Maybe We Can Win This’ kill count is
Me at Guns Unlimited
aka Zombies Unlimited
onyx igloo
then theres the obnoxiously loud dually that floors it passing you and makes the highway smell like shit
chrome jetty
kapow
junior vale
then theres the obnoxiously loud dually that floors it passing you and makes the...
It’s always a red rusty old ass truck with the punisher skull
chrome jetty
What about the roof itself
junior vale
but no roof door or hatch
Wait thazs so fucked up :((
onyx igloo
It’s always a red rusty old ass truck with the punisher skull
its a dodge too
junior vale
Me at Guns Unlimited
Is that echo creek?
tall glen
yeah
onyx igloo
what about the spiked rims?
tall glen
its the gun superstore
onyx igloo
or is that a variable in hillbillies
chrome jetty
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww imagine playing project bomboid
junior vale
what about the spiked rims?
YESSS
junior vale
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww imagine playing project bomboid
Isn’t that that one sims rip off or whatever?
chrome jetty
huh
tall glen
jadod drives a ford f150
onyx igloo
the one final touch to this strange art is rust on the rear left fender
chrome jetty
jadod drives a ford f150
Hyundai venue* 😭
onyx igloo
the one final touch to this strange art is rust on the rear left fender
like, and that piece of liner is hanging on for dear life too
junior vale
the one final touch to this strange art is rust on the rear left fender
Mine is missing their bumper and fender :(
onyx igloo
i know these vehicles so well because my uncle drove one
junior vale
I know nothing about cars and whatnot :3
onyx igloo
and i sat in the back of one, which felt like i was getting a dishonorable discharge
junior vale
and i sat in the back of one, which felt like i was getting a dishonorable disch...
Oh!! Funsies!!
onyx igloo
my soul felt disrespected
polar kernel
onyx igloo
HELL YEAH
tall glen
onyx igloo
MENARDS
junior vale
That’s incredible!!!
teal jungle
game loves playing pants shitting music whenever I decide to read a book or do a bit of peaceful farming on my farm in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
teal jungle
he's got the poop mod
I actualy do have lifestyle & hobbies
for all the good it's done tbh busy grinding skill books than practicing guitar
polar kernel
DECATUR ALABAMA?
tall glen
worse decatur illinois
teal jungle
worse decatur illinois
I'm not, but I actually am close to Decatur AL
tall glen
ok I take the congrats back
polar kernel
oh god im so sorry
teal jungle
i bet you live in huntsville dont u
🫡
junior vale
update: bad things
Ppphotos?
junior vale
i bet you live in huntsville dont u
Isn’t huntsville by that farm?
junior vale
sorry my phone exploded
onyx igloo
The ghost of past vehicle mechanics got me
teal jungle
GET FUCKED
hop off, huntsville is one of the best cities in the country
polar kernel
huntsville is where gene pools go to die
that shithole is the reason alabama has an incest stereotype
teal jungle
you mean you don't love government contracts: the city
junior vale
that shithole is the reason alabama has an incest stereotype
I wonder how you feel about Huntsville Alabama
polar kernel
no thats where i live actually
you cant go 7 feet without driving past a defense contractor
junior vale
Maryland has some of the best drivers in the country
polar kernel
i live within a mile radius of bae, boeing, lockheed, raytheon, L3harris, AND kratos
im in defense contractor hell
teal jungle
no thats where i live actually
I would feel like incest increases exponentially the further you get from the city, we're really not that bad compared to BHAM or Montgomery
onyx igloo
Maryland has some of the best drivers in the country
you reminded me of the time i gave my great aunt the most italian side eye ever when she said i was getting papa johns instead of authentic pizza
yes it was in maryland
polar kernel
MARYLAND HAS THE WORST DRIVERS IVE EVER SEEN
toxic relic
i got one holo rainbow foil
junior vale
You should have gotten crabs instead
toxic relic
a few holo rares
junior vale
Crabs are yummers
toxic relic
and a shadowless
junior vale
MARYLAND HAS THE WORST DRIVERS IVE EVER SEEN
LMFAO
teal jungle
i live within a mile radius of bae, boeing, lockheed, raytheon, L3harris, AND kr...
don't forget we also have the fbi expanding hold here
polar kernel
if i see maryland plates i pull over because i feel unsafe being on the same road
onyx igloo
You should have gotten crabs instead
we acquired crabs the next night dont worry
junior vale
we acquired crabs the next night dont worry
Thank goodness !!
polar kernel
i stg maryland drivers are actively trying to kill you
swift crag
if i see maryland plates i pull over because i feel unsafe being on the same roa...
What’s wrong with them?
junior vale
Did you get those stupid fuckass mallets that don’t help?
junior vale
i stg maryland drivers are actively trying to kill you
Oh 100%
onyx igloo
i was made fun of by family for not knowing how to crack crab shells
polar kernel
every single one of them is the guy in that family guy bit watching madagascar in his hummer
EVERY FUCKING ONE
swift crag
every single one of them is the guy in that family guy bit watching madagascar i...
Ah yikes
junior vale
i’ve seen so many people drive on deadass the wrong side of the road
junior vale
Dudes will cut you off and flip you off for no reason
onyx igloo
In maryland, road is road
junior vale
Or merge into you
onyx igloo
No matter which side
swift crag
I hate how people are driving tall armoured cars on the road nowadays
polar kernel
crossing the bridge from virginia to maryland was the equivalent of traversing the dark souls fog
junior vale
I got an uber and that mf would veer every time he talked. He would be looking at the road but still drift off of it
onyx igloo
I hate how people are driving tall armoured cars on the road nowadays
mini killdoz-
junior vale
crossing the bridge from virginia to maryland was the equivalent of traversing t...
LFNJEUSHEGWH
swift crag
To be honest, if I had the money I’d buy one of those bank armoured cars to drive on the road
junior vale
No matter which side
WE LIVE WE DIE AND WE LIVE AGAIN
swift crag
They ain’t gonna fuck with me swear
junior vale
Marylanders drive stupid
icy vigil
polar kernel
i felt a great aura of evil the moment i entered la plata maryland
onyx igloo
maryland needs the georgia police
polar kernel
all that just for a fucking ritas
junior vale
all that just for a fucking ritas
Worth it tho
polar kernel
i drove to maryland every weekend because they had a ritas
onyx igloo
maryland needs the georgia police
unstoppable object vs unstoppable object
swift crag
just buy it and you wont fix it anyway
Nah, shitboxes would turn into soup upon touching the median car, I’d want to turn the median car into soup.
polar kernel
well ok my ex actually lived there but still it sucked
junior vale
unstoppable object vs unstoppable object
Lmfao dudes will run for no reason
polar kernel
they also sent me a $400 toll bill and i think i have warrants in maryland because of it
onyx igloo
Lmfao dudes will run for no reason
Not for much longer
polar kernel
oh well
onyx igloo
I've seen georgia police videos and they mean buisness
swift crag
they also sent me a $400 toll bill and i think i have warrants in maryland becau...
Holy shit
onyx igloo
ram you off the road lmfao
polar kernel
ghp does NOT fucking play
junior vale
they also sent me a $400 toll bill and i think i have warrants in maryland becau...
You should come back, no reason :3
swift crag
I keep on getting scam toll bills from states I’ve never been in
polar kernel
if i see lights in georgia im STOPPING IMMEDIATELY
junior vale
ram you off the road lmfao
Thank god, maryland drivers need to be kicked off of it
polar kernel
im shocked ghp doesnt have a fighter squadron
onyx igloo
one time a hotel charged my grandpa 30 dollars for a "full trash can"
swift crag
one time a hotel charged my grandpa 30 dollars for a "full trash can"
Yeah
By design and contract lol, worthless place
onyx igloo
the drain was also full of mysterious hair
polar kernel
im gonna hear "pickle" over the police scanner and watch my honda civic get ripped in half by a gbu-37
onyx igloo
im gonna hear "pickle" over the police scanner and watch my honda civic get ripp...
Dill or Sweet?
swift crag
im gonna hear "pickle" over the police scanner and watch my honda civic get ripp...
When even is a gbu 37?
polar kernel
Dill or Sweet?
pickle is just pilot lingo for "i dropped a 2000 pound explosive on 2 people"
polar kernel
When even is a gbu 37?
guided bomb
onyx igloo
"10-4 we got a pickle"
"dill or sweet gherkin"
polar kernel
oh the fucking ninja hellfire variant
thats a missile technically
but yeah still very cool
naive flicker
tall glen
its a fuck you and the person standing right next to you
swift crag
Smh
hearty bronze
is there a find a group channel
swift crag
I forgot about that video
thin wedge
i got one holo rainbow foil
sleeve it
polar kernel
its a fuck you and the person standing right next to you
those are accurate enough to hit a guy on a motorcycle and possibly leave the other alive 😭
if theres 2
thin wedge
is there a find a group channel
swift crag
I should really go get my motorcycle licence
polar kernel
not at all and to be fair we dont care about killing people affiliated with those who warrant a hellfire lol
thin wedge
they also sent me a $400 toll bill and i think i have warrants in maryland becau...
good
Northeast can eat their heart out
polar kernel
if ur getting individually airstriked youre probably not a very good person lol
tall glen
we get phone scam tollbooth calls here
polar kernel
i like to waste their time so i can argue with them
if ur immediately hostile they move onto the next person
onyx igloo
me holding my Chrysler 8.2L b engine
polar kernel
but if u waste 45 minutes of their time and then turn hostile they ARGUE i love it so much
brings me joy
swift crag
if ur immediately hostile they move onto the next person
They try to scam Asian language speakers in my country
onyx igloo
**me holding my Chrysler 8.2L b engine**
large clank
tom and jerry scream
swift crag
So I can’t even scam their time away
“your visa is expired”
“Right right, I’ve been here a while”
Hangs up
polar kernel
i love when they call at work so i can have an audience
people get so excited when they get a call so they hand it to me and let me do my silly bit
tall glen
fun fact its not illegal to sexually harass a scam caller
polar kernel
i usually tell them a wild story thats just ever so slightly believable
tall glen
just sayin
onyx igloo
fun fact its not illegal to sexually harass a scam caller
scammer call phone have small wiener haahah
naive flicker
Yes officer, it was totally necessary to sexually harass this guy, it was an act of self defense
teal jungle
I usually just get threatened by "tax llc" telling me I'm being taken to jail
polar kernel
the cars extended warranty one is my favorite i always tell a crazy convoluted story about how my uncle stole the car in question and its impounded for a murder investigation and whatnot
tall glen
they called you
swift crag
Yes officer, it was totally necessary to sexually harass this guy, it was an act...
Cut his balls off officer
tall glen
and are in fact harassing you
naive flicker
Nahh i think he should keep his balls, a man surviving without his most important part sounds pretty cool
onyx igloo
I usually just get threatened by "tax llc" telling me I'm being taken to jail
Catch me if you can, I'm the ginger bread man!
naive flicker
Give him testicular torsion
swift crag
Give him testicular torsion
That’s the same thing
onyx igloo
cut them off with bolt cutters
polar kernel
"yes my 98 crown vic is actually in police possession for a triple homicide investigation, i let my uncle borrow it and they found 3 armless bodies in it, abandoned in the woods, real sad stuff man"
they never know how to handle that
swift crag
I have like 372 degrees in it
polar kernel
the long pause always kills me
onyx igloo
WHY NOT USE BOLT CUTTERS
swift crag
You guys now seem too excited for this
tall glen
I've eaten an entire deep fried onion for dinner
onyx igloo
we are like medieval peasants at the local hanging
tall glen
I do feel like a peasant
naive flicker
Defo
Wouldn't say so, I almost would've lost mine once i know what I'm talking about
swift crag
Wouldn't say so, I almost would've lost mine once i know what I'm talking about
Sorry making dumb joke
naive flicker
It's aight, anyway guys be careful while playing basketball
tall glen
what game
naive flicker
You don't wanna get a basketball kicked right into your nuts and twist a nerve in the process
tall glen
rimworld or oni tonight
swift crag
Imagine not being careful during a sport
polar kernel
i will never speak to either of these things 🗣️ what is instagram thinking
stone meadow
Welcome to my profile
thin wedge
i will never speak to either of these things 🗣️ what is instagram thinking
police officer
swift crag
Welcome to my profile
Can I put down your profile now?
thin wedge
Why
stone meadow
no
thin wedge
who tf wants to talk to the popo
swift crag
Shucks
onyx igloo
i will never speak to either of these things 🗣️ what is instagram thinking
"Officer should I drink 10 beers and go driving?"
thin wedge
Ban
raw rock
What's wrong with respecting police
swift crag
What's wrong with respecting police
Too political
polar kernel
KILL HIM
raw rock
@stone meadow
polar kernel
KILL HIM NOW
raw rock
Frogski execute authority
onyx igloo
what are these strange symbols
raw rock
Rifle Rifle Rifle
raw rock
Impact
thin wedge
boykisser killed
onyx igloo
pinch pinch ehmm what is going on here
swift crag
Oop
swift crag
Boy kisser was annihilated
raw rock
Boykisser supporting Russia who would have though
polar kernel
oh i didnt think hed actually get fucking banned
polar kernel
😭
onyx igloo
do you people engage in crab activities
stone meadow
political
raw rock
oh i didnt think hed actually get fucking banned
Oh he straight up tried to post gore
LOL
btw
onyx igloo
pinch pinch what is going on here
polar kernel
oh
swift crag
Boykisser supporting Russia who would have though
Wasn’t that pro Ukraine stuff?
raw rock
Idk if anyone got that before he delted it
swift crag
Idk I didn’t look at it
raw rock
Wasn’t that pro Ukraine stuff?
Er no
onyx igloo
I think it was anti..?
swift crag
Fair enough, I’ve basically seen nothing on those sides propaganda
onyx igloo
What were some of those symbols
stone meadow
regardless its political
swift crag
Ye ye
polar kernel
pro or anti is still political
stone meadow
and inflamatory
polar kernel
lol
raw rock
I saw the VDV Service Award....
swift crag
why did he post those lmao
Ban speed run
onyx igloo
what does that convey and what point did he get across
raw rock
Might have been Alpha Group
swift crag
I didn’t look at it at all closely
thin wedge
didn't even post mge edit
stone meadow
they waste more of their own time, it takes 2 clicks to ban
raw rock
Doesn't even do anything cool like challenge the mods to a 1 on 1 deathmatch for their mod slot
like
fr
what a boring way to get banned
you don't even go out with a bang
swift crag
Probably better not to give them ideas
onyx igloo
Could've pinged mods and went like
"I challenge you to one of the finest altercations, a duel."
raw rock
Exactly
swift crag
Could've pinged mods and went like
"I challenge you to one of the finest alterca...
Why are you big smoke shaped?
raw rock
I do in fact, challenge mods in other game servers
they typically body me
but I do it all the time
swift crag
Is that something to be proud of?
onyx igloo
Why are you big smoke shaped?
Cause all you needed to do was follow the damn train, CJ.
swift crag
“Here we go again”
raw rock
Is that something to be proud of?
Yes.
onyx igloo
GTA:SA memes ontop
raw rock
That was intended to be rhetorical
What does that word mean
swift crag
It’s the greatest literacy insult of all history
onyx igloo
What does that word mean
I think it means a good thing
raw rock
I think it's a compliment too
raw rock
It’s the greatest literacy insult of all history
What is Literacy
tawdry salmon
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis type beat
raw rock
Ask @low tangle how that goes
swift crag
No thanks
raw rock
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis type beat
Why are you talking about breathing in Volcanic Gasses
last spoke
What the fuck'd I miss?
swift crag
What the fuck'd I miss?
The fun bits
tawdry salmon
Why are you talking about breathing in Volcanic Gasses
WE love breathing volcanic dust
onyx igloo
What the fuck'd I miss?
couple of shits n farts.
raw rock
What the fuck'd I miss?
Me? :3
last spoke
I'm at work and operating on none sleep
swift crag
WE love breathing volcanic dust
I rather enjoy a fine dusting of regolith myself over volcanic slop
onyx igloo
have you operated on seeing strange things in the darkness levels of no sleep
low tangle
Ask <@1028141319002001518> how that goes
Sorry?
onyx igloo
i have it is very scary
raw rock
You act as if I'd find you noteworthy
I am very notworthry
tawdry salmon
I rather enjoy a fine dusting of regolith myself over volcanic slop
I'd prefer a nice coating of sulfur dioxide on my lungs
swift crag
I'd prefer a nice coating of sulfur dioxide on my lungs
You can’t really get a coating of that
Kinda turns to acid when it inappropriately touches water
tawdry salmon
nah I'd manage
onyx igloo
I'd rather get a nice glazing of asbestos and nicotine
low tangle
Saying "Fuck you"
I don’t get you.
onyx igloo
On my uh..
swift crag
I'd rather get a nice glazing of asbestos and nicotine
Get high on moon dust, buy regolith today!
onyx igloo
My nose..?
raw rock
I don’t get you.
But you COULD have me :3 <3
tawdry salmon
let's all GRAB and STEAL eachother
low tangle
But you COULD have me :3 <3
I won’t.
onyx igloo
But you COULD have me :3 <3
As a punching bag or
swift crag
let's all GRAB and STEAL eachother
Eww
onyx igloo
Like what
tawdry salmon
THIEVERY!
raw rock
As a punching bag or
I would let her beat me yes.
onyx igloo
You didnt specify
raw rock
I hope she beats me one day :c
swift crag
Okay I feel upset about this now
onyx igloo
I don't have the mental capacity established to process that.
swift crag
Y’all have fun, ciao
onyx igloo
See ya, I'm out aswell.
raw rock
Whatuup
mellow birch
I would let her beat me yes.
you don’t have to be weird like that dude
naive flicker
Despair
mellow birch
I don’t think she likes that.