!dance
#general_chat
floral fiber
floral fiber
Yeah just single
neat moat
sesbian lex
neat moat
Omar
floral fiber
Words !dance
harsh vault
am i invited.
neat moat
Your glasses
karmic jetty
the puny spiffo bren could not comprehend
plush cobalt
What of them
harsh vault
i can cook good food
neat moat
they've vanished
floral fiber
!sporfo
prime thornBOT
!sporfo
https://i.imgur.com/tULBPyC.png By Ash <3]
neat moat
and been replaced with a doppelganger
dim cloak
they've vanished
floral fiber
I'm actually not wearing my glasses right now...
plush cobalt
Blister on my big toe call that shit the bligster
mental chasm
hello chat
mental chasm
https://tenor.com/view/fly-insect-bug-evil-plot-gif-5650927
yo gurt
neat moat
yo
karmic jetty
bligster
plush cobalt
Hi several people
karmic jetty
i hardly know er
karmic jetty
neat moat
:[
floral fiber
<a:ehehe:1229631053530927114>
neat moat
no clams for zo
plush cobalt
It's due to pronation of my foot if you wanted any more blister information
plush cobalt
I've been running more so I need to do something about that
karmic jetty
what is pronation
plush cobalt
When it's pronated
karmic jetty
were u proning
dim cloak
what is pronation
it's when you're nationalistic
neat moat
im proning it im proning it so good
dim cloak
oh
floral fiber
Is this a very complicated way of asking for feet pics again Omar?
karmic jetty
It's the left one
theyre all right foots
plush cobalt
Is this a very complicated way of asking for feet pics again Omar?
No comment at this time
plush cobalt
theyre all right foots
...
karmic jetty
wheres the left foot
plush cobalt
Mine is actually happening on the left foot
dim cloak
wheres the left foot
bruh
plush cobalt
Three actually
karmic jetty
dim cloak
Three actually
3rd leg dck joke
floral fiber
3rd leg dck joke
plush cobalt
3rd leg dck joke
Uh yeah I have a third leg 😏 it's a serious medical problem 😏 I hope to get it amputated 😏
neat moat
it hurst when I put pants on 😏
floral fiber
Uh yeah I have a third leg 😏 it's a serious medical problem 😏 I hope to get it...
Free Tripod mode
mental chasm
karmic jetty
it hurst when I put pants on 😏
u dont wear pants
plush cobalt
Pants are so last year
neat moat
Zo ur not getting a thigh reveal fot the last time
plush cobalt
Date went well btw, impressed them with my PZ trivia so much that they went to the bathroom and didn't come back (probably was busy playing PZ in there haha)
karmic jetty
Zo ur not getting a thigh reveal fot the last time
just put the clams in the bag fishboi
plush cobalt
Date went well btw, impressed them with my PZ trivia so much that they went to t...
Just gonna get ahead of the potential sympathy messages and say this is a joke & it actually did go well
neat moat
its plate you fucking wagie
karmic jetty
wedgie
neat moat
ur def getting one
plush cobalt
Flagpole wedgie
neat moat
pff
plush cobalt
Plus the swirlie special
harsh vault
gurt did you clean?
neat moat
Btw did yall ever go through the phase in middleschool-highschool when thr girls were taller than the boys? Or is thay just a white person thing
cus thay never happened to me
karmic jetty
neat moat
Just gonna get ahead of the potential sympathy messages and say this is a joke &...
dod you guys actually talk about zomboid or no
heavy ivy
there will never be another game like Darkwood
plush cobalt
Btw did yall ever go through the phase in middleschool-highschool when thr girls...
It is a thing, not specific to white people
spark epoch
guys im new i feel like this game can be fun and has a huge replayability potential but i always die without doing anything anytips to make the game a lil more survibable at the start?
karmic jetty
Btw did yall ever go through the phase in middleschool-highschool when thr girls...
grils arent real when i was in school
(it was a saints school)
neat moat
It is a thing, not specific to white people
so it happened with you?
plush cobalt
dod you guys actually talk about zomboid or no
Not on the date but they've watched me play pz a few times
plush cobalt
so it happened with you?
There were varying heights
neat moat
(it was a saints school)
that explains a lot about you
plush cobalt
There were some boys taller than all of the girls
harsh vault
there will never be another game like Darkwood
what would it be called
karmic jetty
that explains a lot about you
is why im so holy and majestic 
heavy ivy
what would it be called
Lightplain
harsh vault
hey gurt, what does tofu taste like
neat moat
is why im so holy and majestic <a:swag:1179143245125660752>
Why you get no clams
karmic jetty
ur goin to into the toilet bowl
neat moat
zero clamfutre
harsh vault
does tofu taste like nothing, or like salty
plush cobalt
It tastes like tofu
neat moat
depends what you add to it
neat moat
Omar are you short
harsh vault
what does it taste like by itself
plush cobalt
How do you define short
karmic jetty
like ass
neat moat
5'6
plush cobalt
what does it taste like by itself
Depends on the tofu too
harsh vault
what even is tofu
neat moat
hm
plush cobalt
I'm not very tall though
karmic jetty
i am taller than that
plush cobalt
Average
karmic jetty
gurt is 5cm
neat moat
nah arent you like 5'5
onyx igloo
i just drove my entire family to my grandpas
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
i didnt like it
plush cobalt
Zozo? Isn't Zozo like 4'2"
neat moat
pffft
onyx igloo
everyone yells at me
onyx igloo
understandably but
plush cobalt
I could've sworn you were 3'8"
neat moat
everyone yells at me
threten that if they don't behave youll drive back
onyx igloo
it is not helping
neat moat
Omar is your date taller
plush cobalt
No
neat moat
unfortunate
plush cobalt
🧐
karmic jetty
date? its 22nd june
neat moat
really scraping the barrel here
neat moat
date? its 22nd june
21 you tupid ducking idiot
neat moat
whats 9 plus 10?
karmic jetty
19
plush cobalt
Ducking idiot when it's time to dodge projectiles: who's the idiot now
neat moat
you tupid
karmic jetty
you
neat moat
no clams for you
harsh vault
can i have clams
neat moat
harsh vault
i prefer sand dollars actually.
neat moat
theyre getting away
harsh vault
can i have sand dollars gurt.
harsh vault
why
karmic jetty
🥶
neat moat
They're mine
karmic jetty
whats urs is mine sharkbait we agreed to this
last spoke
Jorjor well
hardy muralBOT
neat moat
whats yours is mine and whats mine is also mine
harsh vault
isnt that just capitalism
karmic jetty
ur greed will be ur downfall
last spoke
isnt that just capitalism
No
last spoke
It's Jorjor well
neat moat
ur greed will be ur downfall
at least I'll die shiny
harsh vault
at least I'll die shiny
people can find your body better
neat moat
guh
harsh vault
what
last spoke
https://tenor.com/view/shiny-moana-tamatoa-sparkle-sparkly-gif-16985274
Oh hey it's that guy that talked about Megamind
karmic jetty
this chat is sponsored to u by squarespace
harsh vault
the floof wants stress chocolate
last spoke
Nuh uh
last spoke
the floof wants stress chocolate
Choccy :]
last spoke
Did y'wanna give a quick yay/nay on my DM?
karmic jetty
lemme see
harsh vault
Did y'wanna give a quick yay/nay on my DM?
dm?
lilac quarry
<a:catEat:1060293946833641492>
twin bear
Did y'wanna give a quick yay/nay on my DM?
Who is the dungeon master
neat moat
me
twin bear
Pancakes no syrup 🗣️
rain mango
i think i should get off discord
plush cobalt
If you think that then you should
lilac quarry
@raw rock do not.
plush cobalt
If this is how I find out about a major world event I'm gonna be real cross
karmic jetty
do not
tryna have brekfast here not my daily tabloid
in other news clams against the squid is up by 120 points
new episode!!! https://youtu.be/L4p2gN2CzsA?si=1vJm6LiRUg0piIM_
formal bloom
Guys I need help. Game doesn’t want to work. And I don’t know what to do
neat moat
I couldn't get into the show myself, but if thats true hopefully it ended good
lilac quarry
@formal bloom are you using mods?
formal bloom
No. Vanilla.
lilac quarry
does your computer meet the minimum requirements
because there should be no reason the game doesn't launch
last spoke
I tried asking if they tried Alt launch at all but they'd left the server by that point
But it seems they're back
formal bloom
does your computer meet the minimum requirements
Yeah. Well it says it’s running but nothing ever happens.
harsh vault
nothing ever happens...
plush cobalt
Bligster update: still a blister, still in the same place
thin wedge
lokiel pls re enabled their license
raw rock
Didn't even do anything
thin wedge
the joke is over
lilac quarry
interesting, if you're having issues and you're not using mods, you might as well post in #1019767076094758924
lilac quarry
Didn't even do anything
nah you know what you did don't claim ignorance lmao
lilac quarry
read the rules
plush cobalt
mine popped
Skill issue 😤
chrome jetty
lilac quarry
hell yeah
loud pumice
They never found them 😢
neat moat
To help someone.... find their sandals
should have brought omar
loud pumice
But..
lilac quarry
should have brought omar
yeah his nose is fine tuned for finding the owner of sandals
it's disgusting
lilac quarry
I saw something insanely gruesome today
loud pumice
I saw what you deleted
loud pumice
Srry I'm just dipping my toe in the water Lokiel
neat moat
I saw something insanely gruesome today
nother day in the office
lilac quarry
nah it was sick I'll tell you about it
loud pumice
loud pumice
Why must I speak 2 language
I'm a lifeguard, not lost and found 
Lokiel let me use an AED on someone, alive or dying..
lilac quarry
Lokiel let me use an AED on someone, alive or dying..
AED smh
chrome jetty
lilac quarry
fuck an AED interpret that yourself 
loud pumice
I'm surprised
lilac quarry
yeah we don't used AEDs here
loud pumice
Here you are dealing with brains
lilac quarry
there's no automatic functions
loud pumice
But here I am.. yelling CLEAR! like I'm in an episode of House.
lilac quarry
have to manually input all the joule settings, cardioversion options and stuff
yeah no we use a defib it's just not automatic
loud pumice
lilac quarry
it doesn't speak out loud or advise us of a shock, we could technically refuse to shock a shockable rhythm for specific situations
loud pumice
I will admit, it's annoying
loud pumice
neat moat
pee water
neat moat
we can for a bit
harsh vault
okay
formal bloom
Alright found the fix.
lilac quarry
Alright found the fix.
what was it?
neat moat
does canada have opossums
neat moat
so is the show over or nah?
karmic jetty
how would i know
neat moat
cus somone said so and I was wondering
thin wedge
show but no show
karmic jetty
joe but no joe
thin wedge
yeah average joe be like
bronze moat
If average joe is average then joe is just joe.
karmic jetty
neat moat
Joe Shmow meets John Doe
proven osprey
hellooo!!
karmic jetty
why didnt the bot react
tender igloo
karmic jetty
we krill it
neat moat
why didnt the bot react
cus they hate them
bronze moat
Or they are upgrading spiffo
lilac quarry
@karmic jetty I hope a minotaur breaks into your house
karmic jetty
is it the minotaur from smt IV
twin bear
Hello
thin wedge
chrome jetty
kapow
formal bloom
what was it?
Found the YouTube video that fixes it will watch it tonight
proven osprey
how’s everyone?
thin wedge
i am generaling it
lunar flicker
Pink backpack
thin wedge
lunar flicker
BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
chrome jetty
poopyhead
chrome jetty
rain mango
top ten hardest rap lyrics ever
Tom green can hump a dead moose is up there too
karmic jetty
chat
rain mango
Phenomenal seed
What game
chrome jetty
Rimworld
polar kernel
Phenomenal seed
thats what the ladies say about me HAHAHA BAM!
ill be here all night
chrome jetty
ill be here all night
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/bodyguard-johnny-bravo-gif-16293202
When told why women were given rights johnny bravo responded with “Well why’d you gon and done that?”
prime thornBOT
G2A deez nuts
If possible, please avoid grey market sellers like that one.
Instead, use a site like https://isthereanydeal.com to find the best price, since it only lists authorized sellers.
It's obviously entirely up to you where you buy the game from, but none of the money you pay for PZ on unauthorized sellers and grey market sites goes to the people making the game.
If that's basically what you said, I'm sorry, I'm just a bot that can't see context, beep boop.
plush cobalt
When told why women were given rights johnny bravo responded with “Well why’d yo...
He didn't think they liked voting
sacred schooner
G2A deez nuts
Gobble these G2A Balls
prime thornBOT
Gobble these G2A Balls
If possible, please avoid grey market sellers like that one.
Instead, use a site like https://isthereanydeal.com to find the best price, since it only lists authorized sellers.
It's obviously entirely up to you where you buy the game from, but none of the money you pay for PZ on unauthorized sellers and grey market sites goes to the people making the game.
If that's basically what you said, I'm sorry, I'm just a bot that can't see context, beep boop.
dim cloak
I have to stay up tonight. My mom fell and nearly gsve herself a concussion, and my dad's sleeping off his drunkenness.
It's 10:31p/22:31
and i feel tired
but i have to stay awake
keep an eye on my mom
thin copper
How long do broken legs take to heal?
dim cloak
How long do broken legs take to heal?
couple of weeks i think
sacred schooner
How long do broken legs take to heal?
how broken
thin copper
Shin fracture
sacred schooner
dim cloak
Shin fracture
did you... fall off a building
thin copper
My guy missed the stairs and fell off the roof
sacred schooner
this is you forever
chrome jetty
I have 1.3k hours and have only broken a bone once lol. and it was while i was playing sprinters
dim cloak
I have 1.3k hours and have only broken a bone once lol. and it was while i was p...
i've broken my legs purposely in game, just to see what would happen
out of boredom
multiple times
across multiple playthroughs
chrome jetty
I installed an injuries plus mod. im not looking foward to this lmao
thin wedge
I installed an injuries plus mod. im not looking foward to this lmao
bro got muted
karmic jetty
clip studio try not to be a dogpoo laggy launcher challenge (impossible)
lord gib me strength 
onyx igloo
fathom igloo
bro got muted
Ohhhh can we actually mute Jadod for like 72 years
harsh vault
hi cambrie
fathom igloo
It would be funny. Let’s do it for the plot.
fathom igloo
hi cambrie
Hello
harsh vault
how are you
fathom igloo
I’m good wbu
fathom igloo
Aww what’s wrong
harsh vault
best not to talk about it.
fathom igloo
Oh ok
harsh vault
yeah...
fathom igloo
Well I hope it gets better
shrewd sandal
gritty drift
twin bear
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1386175224067915936/69...
Freaky cat
thin wedge
clip studio try not to be a dogpoo laggy launcher challenge (impossible)
za bluetoff dae vice isa connekoted asucussfully
twin bear
Why is it french
karmic jetty
twin bear
Sometimes it's chinese tho
thin wedge
twin bear
Just thought about french people
thin wedge
scary innit
strange beacon
fuck
twin bear
🗣️
sacred schooner
🥖 🍷 🇫🇷
twin bear
rose kestrel
thin wedge
the goons
twin bear
Big chug and lil spite
thin wedge
polar kernel
boy i love fortnite
thin wedge
bro need fortnite card the jiggle jiggle skin
fortnite battlepass
I JUST SHIT OUT MY ASS
twin bear
Didn't they nerf the cheeks
young kelp
the chubby and thin goons
thin wedge
young kelp
present even in Hercules
thin wedge
are u sure
young kelp
rose kestrel
thin wedge
omar cat
sacred schooner
feet lover
lunar flicker
feet lover
ME MENTIONED?!
sacred schooner
lunar flicker
:3
rose kestrel
FRANCE MENTIONED?!
dim cloak
My mom's feeling better so I'm going to sleep now
lunar flicker
https://tenor.com/view/france-jumpscare-france-gif-8859834915651946028
AHHHHHH In French
lunar flicker
My mom's feeling better so I'm going to sleep now
Goodnight :3
dim cloak
lunar flicker
Sweet dreams!!!
twin bear
Goodnight brotato chip
rose kestrel
gn
young kelp
watch them still awake a few minutes from now
harsh vault
watch them still awake a few minutes from now
what makes you say that?
young kelp
no particular reason, I just often do the same when I feel tired, the moment I lay in bed
I lose the will to sleep
and hop back on discord
rose kestrel
bronze moat
Prolly killing my braincells
bronze moat
twin bear
🗣️
chrome jetty
Ohhhh can we actually mute Jadod for like 72 years
Meanie
I wonder if discord will still be active 72 years from now.
ivory grail
but but it not GTA
bronze moat
I wonder if discord will still be active 72 years from now.
Short answer (rare for me): nope
past badger
i literally just bought the game and finished the tutorial should i play solo or multiplayer?
ivory grail
multiplayer if it only with friends
otherwise I recommend playing solo so you can get use to it
past badger
which playstyle?
bronze moat
i literally just bought the game and finished the tutorial should i play solo or...
I say try solo.
Dive in. Yer going to die. A LOT. Like 30+ times.
Make some random pizza boy and see how long you can live
ivory grail
cheese or cheese that is the question
twin bear
U can if you want but don't make the loot any better as well
ivory grail
it 12:28am Do you know where your children are?
twin bear
So u get used to how the base loot is
bronze moat
cheese or cheese that is the question
Yes. Cheese
ivory grail
indeed cheese
lunar flicker
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys
Should I clear all of Louisville and then make the entire city my base?! :3
balmy kelp
i just started a new unstable game, been away for a long time. when i right click, at the top i see "tile report" and "room report". how can i remove that?
ivory grail
i just started a new unstable game, been away for a long time. when i right cli...
mod
balmy kelp
i need a mod? or i have a mod doing that
ivory grail
you need a mod
balmy kelp
ah ok... one more question then, can you guess what it is? 🙂
ivory grail
i don't know what mod would do it
balmy kelp
so do most people just deal with it?
balmy kelp
k thx, appreciate ya
livid notch
Should I clear all of Louisville and then make the entire city my base?! :3
I see a downfall of a pz character
ivory grail
I see a downfall of a pz character
they burn so bright when they are new
onyx igloo
I see a downfall of a pz character
And many more to come
worn silo
I believe in them
ivory grail
they don't know real pain until they look for a half drank bottle of beer in a burnt down building with zombies in it
twin bear
You just gotta believe in yourself
twin bear
they don't know real pain until they look for a half drank bottle of beer in a b...
Arsonist needs to be a valid playthrough
I wanna burn down everything while looting
young kelp
Arsonist needs to be a valid playthrough
become a literal fire fighter
livid notch
become a literal fire fighter
Every zombie burnt is another chance lost of leveling up combat skills, fire is not that perfect
worn silo
I can't believe Day Z is almost the full price of tripple A.
worn silo
I am not even playing it because it's too fucking expensive :/
onyx igloo
L on my end
onyx igloo
I am not even playing it because it's too fucking expensive :/
its a walking sim
worn silo
I've heard people with massive systems had issues with running DayZ
twin bear
Dayz abuses me too much for me to play it by myself
ivory grail
they poke me daily
twin bear
👉 👈
daring nimbus
Dayz abuses me too much for me to play it by myself
real
ivory grail
they WILL RULE THE DAY
worn silo
I like the game play loop Sean, I think it's interesting and there are some good mod and communities on there-- I just won't pay nearly AAA prices for an indie game that has issues and is still being worked on.
onyx igloo
i just wiggle my fingers like mr.burns
twin bear
they **WILL** RULE THE DAY
🫵
worn silo
I thought it was, "Rue the day"
twin bear
Doctor evil ahh
onyx igloo
me half the day
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/mr-burns-vingan%C3%A7a-revenge-plano-os-simpsons-gif-2204...
Mr smithers get out the hydrogen bomb
ivory grail
I thought it was, "Rue the day"
nah
they 100% gonna beat me in a comedically way that will make me go back into my lair building another bomb that has a shorter time then 9 days
worn silo
Oh hey, Jon Jones finally retired. Good.
rose kestrel
oxygen not included until you die then switch to stardew
ivory grail
I mean oxygen is included in my world
but also slimelung is included alot
how do I even deal with slimelung
formal bloom
What’s the first thing y’all do in the game?
ivory grail
What’s the first thing y’all do in the game?
take off all my clothes
find a can of beans
and lather myself with that can of beans
I will often wake up covered in blood of the dead
the bean midmaxing is op
formal bloom
Is there coffee in the game?
ivory grail
probably but coffee is bad for you. so I don't make my guy drink it. I only let him drink beer or smoke
coffee is where I draw the line
formal bloom
Why?
ivory grail
to much coffee is bad for your health
I mean I can't stop drinking it
I want my guy to be better then me that why he always black out drunk but atleast he not drinking coffee
formal bloom
But can I make coffee in the game at least?
formal bloom
Get it at the store. Then is there a coffee maker?
ivory grail
yup
rain mango
bo’ol’o waatuh
neat moat
bo' o' wo'oh
ivory grail
in a house, or you know a coffee shop
ivory grail
westpoint is a good start to look for a coffee machine
rain mango
westpoint is a good start to look for a coffee machine
Westpoint my beloved
rain mango
This police station almost always spawns a car with a key
A coffee machine
And multiple full ammo lockers
Its sooo good
ivory grail
not with cells
polar kernel
someones never watched bladerunner
ivory grail
without rats :(
ivory grail
chat someone entertain me im rather BORED
onyx igloo
12am cheesy fries consumed
ivory grail
CATCH
onyx igloo
and dr pepper
thin wedge
chat someone entertain me im rather BORED
bro needs some to jingle keys in front of him
ivory grail
12am cheesy fries consumed
AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
ivory grail
OOWW
worn silo
Bladerunner is one of those movies that that people talk about how great it is, and then I watch it and fall asleep almost immediately.
ivory grail
you didn't need to throw it that hard
polar kernel
bro needs some to jingle keys in front of him
yeah basically
ivory grail
I NEVER DO!
polar kernel
Bladerunner is one of those movies that that people talk about how great it is, ...
ipad baby attention span
onyx igloo
yeah basically
how do you care for the child
worn silo
ipad baby attention span
Boring old movie sleepy time.
onyx igloo
does the child jingle the keys for you
polar kernel
yea
onyx igloo
oh
polar kernel
so i actually did something silly
i always call his mom when hes abt to go to bed so she can talk to him
worn silo
What's this meta phor
ivory grail
meta gaming
worn silo
Are we just saying things that start with meta now? Metapod
polar kernel
and while on the phone with her he's busy building this fuckin tower and i kick it over like the bully of a father i am and scream "JESUS CHRIST THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER" and he found that amusing
worn silo
I did it
polar kernel
being a dad is easy man
ivory grail
being a dad is easy man
fr you can leave before the 9 month even end
then come back and ask for money after 18 years
onyx igloo
and while on the phone with her he's busy building this fuckin tower and i kick ...
i wonder what humor your giving to your child
polar kernel
i couldnt tell if she found it actually funny or if shes gonna have CPS here in the morning
onyx igloo
bros creating the 2nd penguinz0
worn silo
Tell me I have a short attention span and then immediately move on to another subject and talk about how you need constant attention and excitment xD
Good shit
polar kernel
i never said i wasnt a hypocrite
polar kernel
sometimes i miss being married and then i stare at all the plushies she left in my house and all i see is their witch of a mother staring back
worn silo
Post breakup plushies is so sad :/
ivory grail
and while on the phone with her he's busy building this fuckin tower and i kick ...
I would love if my dad did this when I was young
polar kernel
pets are even worse
worn silo
My x left a bunch of her DVDs. That's how long it's been since I've had a breakup
polar kernel
like thanks for leaving me all these fucking animals dude
onyx igloo
throw them at her window
worn silo
The dvds?
polar kernel
i couldnt stay single i need something to do
worn silo
I think I just gave them to Goodwill, I don't remember.
onyx igloo
oh
polar kernel
i gave it a year and decided it was time to try again 
ivory grail
that women probably forgot about those dvd and she just gonna wake up and see a dvd shaped hole in her window
worn silo
I've been single for around 7 years 😄
ivory grail
i been single for all my life don't see a point of dating :D
onyx igloo
ive been single for 17 years and counting
polar kernel
i think in the last 7 years ive been single for like
worn silo
i been single for all my life don't see a point of dating :D
Yeah but you're also just a lil guy :3
polar kernel
a year and a half cumulatively
worn silo
Do you count just one night stands, or a little fling as dating?
onyx igloo
ive been single for 17 years and counting
honestly im just a guy confused on the tutorial
ivory grail
Yeah but you're also just a lil guy :3
let hope it last for another 20 years
polar kernel
if the relationship lasts more than 6 months i consider it an actual relationship
everything else was just an oopsie
worn silo
Damn bro, six months? That's like a marraige lmao
polar kernel
Do you count just one night stands, or a little fling as dating?
i cant count those i couldnt tell u the name of any hookup ive ever had
ivory grail
- dating right now seems pointless since my goal is to leave my town/state/ nation if lucky. don't want anything keeping me in one place
worn silo
Well grats on that 🙂
swift crag
+ dating right now seems pointless since my goal is to leave my town/state/ nati...
They'd be someone who wants the same thing but I get that thought process.
worn silo
After I got divorced I decided to not date for an absurd amount of time, and learn some more about what I want from dating in the first place.
onyx igloo
ive brute forced my way through my problems
worn silo
Honestly, sometimes I feel exactly the same. Then other times I feel so enlightened I float around cross legged.
ivory grail
They'd be someone who wants the same thing but I get that thought process.
yeah but it cheaper to just move one person vs two
swift crag
if you havent noticed, i learned nothing
I found it easier to tell myself I learnt from it rather than it being a waste of time/emotion.
swift crag
yeah but it cheaper to just move one person vs two
if both people contribute, it'd probably be the same cost or even less per person.
polar kernel
its moreso the fact that moving is difficult, ignoring material costs and everything
worn silo
It might actually even out in that case. 2 X cost 2 X income
polar kernel
its pretty hard to move far away from people you knew ur whole life
swift crag
It might actually even out in that case. 2 X cost 2 X income
economy of scale.
worn silo
Ye
polar kernel
let alone 2 people agreeing to do it together
ivory grail
yeah because I want to move up in a more colder climate
polar kernel
i get the idea of wanting to wait until u actually move to start any meaningful relationship
worn silo
let alone 2 people agreeing to do it together
This is fair, it is. It's possible, but it is exhausting and scary sometimes. Especially if it's to a place you don't know anyone
ivory grail
while every girl I meet hate the cold and want to move in a warmer climate
heavy ivy
thankfully i have next to no material possessions so i only really have to worry about money when it comes to moving soonish
swift crag
its pretty hard to move far away from people you knew ur whole life
It's the whole reason I want to get the hell out of where I am.
polar kernel
yeah thats where me and my girlfriend are at
onyx igloo
while every girl I meet hate the cold and want to move in a warmer climate
My mom loves warm climate and I dislike it
polar kernel
we knew each other growing up but i joined the military and moved away
onyx igloo
Autumn and spring and winter ontop
worn silo
My mom loves warm climate and I dislike it
Moms aren't real girls. They are become mam.
polar kernel
she wants to move in but also is scared of leaving friends and family and being essentially isolated with no way back
i totally understand it
ivory grail
My mom loves warm climate and I dislike it
fr like I'm a sweatpant and hoodie guy the more skin I can hide the better
onyx igloo
i live in the midwest and you get the randy random of weather here
onyx igloo
fr like I'm a sweatpant and hoodie guy the more skin I can hide the better
Bro I went out in snow in shorts.
worn silo
Sean a Midwest choppa 😄
polar kernel
i aint in a rush its like $100 for a plane ticket and she can take time off anytime she wants so we just kinda spend a week together every month
heavy ivy
10c my beloved
ivory grail
- people won't judge me for putting more clothes on vs the when i take more clothes off they say sure this is a wendy sir please keep your pants on blah blah blah
worn silo
JFC! Only 100$ for a plane ticket? Damn dude
swift crag
USA plane ticket prices?
polar kernel
its cheap if u book in advance
ivory grail
also ALSO OHIO WEATHER FUCKING SUCKS
polar kernel
like $80 for some tickets
polar kernel
better than the time she drove
actually insane for that
its a 14 and a half hour drive
onyx igloo
JFC! Only 100$ for a plane ticket? Damn dude
polar kernel
she did it in ONE SITTING
worn silo
Lmao
ivory grail
I'm planning on visting someone in california going to california cost a lot
swift crag
its a 14 and a half hour drive
I've done a little over half of that and that's ugh.
worn silo
Are you heading to Cali from the East Coast Sleepy?
ivory grail
but going back to the hicks of ohio is cheap
swift crag
Are you heading to Cali from the East Coast Sleepy?
wouldn't that be 30 hours?
heavy ivy
Are you heading to Cali from the East Coast Sleepy?
haha no in this traffic thats a washington to north cali drive at best
formal bloom
also ALSO OHIO WEATHER FUCKING SUCKS
Bro. What dogs do you have?
worn silo
If you fly, it's not 30 hours lmao
polar kernel
I'm planning on visting someone in california going to california cost a lot
ITS SO BAD
from nc to cali was a ROUGH fucking flight so expensive
swift crag
If you fly, it's not 30 hours lmao
Obviously driving mate.
heavy ivy
the first step of affording to live in cali:
dont
ivory grail
Bro. What dogs do you have?
dog :D (boxer mix with something)
worn silo
I would imagine it's longer than 30 hours driving
From Washington State to Texas driving it takes two days
ivory grail
Have another dog
polar kernel
it took me 22 hours to drive from my house to colorado springs
worn silo
To where?
polar kernel
most miserable drive of my life
swift crag
Australia sucks for long interstate drives.
worn silo
USA isn't much better at long drives tbh lol
ivory grail
that not gonna take off. since you know cripple people
worn silo
I grew up driving and flying from Texas to Washington and vise versa
It was a lot of sleeping
polar kernel
UK people complaining about "long drives" will never not be funny to me
heavy ivy
sleeping in the car was a fine art as a kid
swift crag
Basically no roads that don't go into small towns so you constantly have to go from 100-110 to 50 km/h like 30 times.
ivory grail
dude I would love to live in the uk they say god i have to drive 45 min to see my family i'm sorry that how long I drive to class
worn silo
sleeping in the car was a fine art as a kid
Legit skill lmao. And on economy seats in a plane
polar kernel
like dude u havent seen ur family in 6 months because they live 3 hours away?
3 hours away is a weekend trip and a monday afternoon if its something i really wanna do 😭
worn silo
Most of my family is in NY, which is across the entire country from me over in WA, then I have some in Arizona and Texas :/
Shit sucks
heavy ivy
like dude u havent seen ur family in 6 months because they live *3 hours away?*
i remember when my grandmother took one of those ancestry things and we drove like 11 hours to go see a side of our family we didnt know existed two states over
swift crag
like dude u havent seen ur family in 6 months because they live *3 hours away?*
My dad moves around a tonne, I was going to drive up to see him again earlier this month but idk really where he is and hasn't been in regular contact.
iirc he was around 1hr drive away a bit ago unlike the usual 8
polar kernel
saying "ton" like the weight value is so funny to me
worn silo
I don't think he was talking specifically about you Maepple, I think he meant people from the UK complaining about travel times.
polar kernel
a tonne
swift crag
I don't think he was talking specifically about you Maepple, I think he meant pe...
I know.
ivory grail
my whole bloodline lives in ohio expect one person who really hated her side of the family to move to turkey
worn silo
Yum
swift crag
I don't think he was talking specifically about you Maepple, I think he meant pe...
Just elaborating on my own circumstances, what's your point?
polar kernel
most my family lives in michigan which is why i drove all the way up there for some fuckass reason
worn silo
Just elaborating on my own circumstances, what's your point?
Calm down.. I was just clarifying jesus christ xD
swift crag
most my family lives in michigan which is why i drove all the way up there for s...
How long is that?
polar kernel
never again
swift crag
Calm down.. I was just clarifying jesus christ xD
Dude you're the only one getting ansty here, fuck off.
polar kernel
How long is that?
14 and a half hours
swift crag
14 and a half hours
Ah right, I forgot.
polar kernel
oh arguing ok
formal bloom
dog :D (boxer mix with something)
What would you do if you and your dog were sucked into the game?
polar kernel
worn silo
Dude you're the only one getting ansty here, fuck off.
Alright, block your bag of shit ass. You seem like a real piece of shit xD
ivory grail
What would you do if you and your dog were sucked into the game?
what game
I missed clicked and this fucker took the whole screen
polar kernel
LMFAO
swift crag
Alright, block your bag of shit ass. You seem like a real piece of shit xD
Thank fuck, hypocrite, I elaborate on something and be civil but take all civility out when you respond after 👍
heavy ivy
curious about the logistics of a cat flashbang being just a few clicks away (can you believe it guys? cat flashbang! just a click away! i cant believe it)
ivory grail
which dog
worn silo
Two bad experiences is my limit. Then it's blocktown.
ivory grail
the dobermen or the white puppy
onyx igloo
I learned that ancient pumpkins were used as storage
swift crag
curious about the logistics of a cat flashbang being just a few clicks away (can...
deep fried cat.jpeg.
onyx igloo
"Where do I put my spices brother?"
"pumpkin."
swift crag
"Where do I put my spices brother?"
"**pumpkin**."
cheaper than clay?
worn silo
I feel like there is a wordplay there that I am too stupid to understand.
swift crag
yeah; I love em.
onyx igloo
Spreads like wildfire
swift crag
Used to live around farm land growing up saw all kinds of fruit and veg growing.
formal bloom
the dobermen or the white puppy
White pupper
worn silo
I am only seeing half this conversation, and it's confusing lol. It's just Sean talking about pumpkins xD
swift crag
I love pumpkin pie
Is pumpkin soup better or worse?
onyx igloo
I havent had it
swift crag
Smh, gotta send you pumpkin soup rations.
ivory grail
White pupper
go here on day one
never leave
can't go out until puppy died from old age
onyx igloo
I like pumpkin pie but I think all the pumpkin spice flavored stuff oitside of tje pie itself is weird
ivory grail
then die
swift crag
I like pumpkin pie but I think all the pumpkin spice flavored stuff oitside of t...
I've never seen pumpkin spice
ivory grail
simple life with my puppy kill anyone even the living if they come near me or my dog
swift crag
Not really
onyx igloo
Oh right
USDM foods.
formal bloom
go here on day one
And what would you do if it were the Doberman?
ivory grail
It doesnt even contain pumpkin
dubai chocolate
swift crag
Oh right
USDM foods.
Doesn't chicken salt not have chicken in it?
I'd hope they don't put mexicans in my mexican spice.
worn silo
Is there a way to stop seeing "bocked messages" or is that just how it is perma?
ivory grail
And what would you do if it were the Doberman?
probably put him down sounds fucked but he 12 years old I break into a vet clinic and put him down he struggle climbing upstairs so running would be hard and I rather put him down then like a zombies rip him into pieces
onyx igloo
I'd hope they don't put mexicans in my mexican spice.
I perhaps had a dumb moment
formal bloom
probably put him down sounds fucked but he 12 years old I break into a vet clini...
Ah.
swift crag
I perhaps had a dumb moment
Nah, not at all. Cooking is just a pain to explain terminology of.
onyx igloo
Cooking is quite fun, other than explaining it
swift crag
You gotta remember cook books were literally written with short hand and alternate terms to confuse the "Peasants" from understanding it historically.
onyx igloo
I hate explaining things though
thin wedge
Is there a way to stop seeing "bocked messages" or is that just how it is perma?
vencord
other than third party cords
nah
formal bloom
both will refuse to fight they love people so I would kill anyone near me
What if it were me? Another survivor?
ivory grail
but also I never heard of it until it came out so was it already trash to the point they didn't want to market it
ivory grail
What if it were me? Another survivor?
yes
I would kill a friend if I think they were bitten and didn't want to show I have to protect my dogs
I mean look at this. Does it look like it can protect itself
She need a pillow to sleep on
onyx igloo
My dog is weird because she doesnt bark
ivory grail
And ONLY the Harry Potter one she gets upset if she doesn't have it
formal bloom
I would kill a friend if I think they were bitten and didn't want to show I have...
Well if I was bitten I’d jump off a cliff.
onyx igloo
She just war cries
Like
Viking blood
And it hurts my ears and gives me a heart attack
swift crag
I think I'd rather go crazy cat lady than crazy dog lady.
ivory grail
Well if I was bitten I’d jump off a cliff.
I can't take the risk of you eat her if your would be starving
swift crag
As much as I like dogs, they're a lil' much at times.
formal bloom
I can't take the risk of you eat her if your would be starving
I would never!
ivory grail
I think I'd rather go crazy cat lady than crazy dog lady.
My cat doesn't like me no matter how much love and wet food I give she just gives me the disappoint dad look
swift crag
My cat doesn't like me no matter how much love and wet food I give she just give...
Threaten with becomming stray.
onyx igloo
i remember this lmao
swift crag
did nvidia stop doing realtime physics tech demos?
ivory grail
Threaten with becomming stray.
I could never she 14 years old and she was a stray
swift crag
I could never she 14 years old and she was a stray
I mean obviously don't. I do miss my cat :c
ivory grail
She still goes outside and steal from the kittens outside to keep her hood rank high
swift crag
That cat's a bully!
ivory grail
She got two bodyguard when they try to defend themselves
I mean look how viscous they are
ivory grail
That cat's a bully!
I never said she wasn't
swift crag
I've been thinking of adopting a cat but I don't think I am financially stable enough to do so if they get injured or anything.
vital marten
In my experience I have found cats are 2x more expensive than dogs
swift crag
A friend's cat almost offed itself jumping off a chair injuring their neck and that was a like 2k vet bill.
ivory grail
Getting cats are cheaper than dogs
onyx igloo
She got two bodyguard when they try to defend themselves
1st dog looks like a childhood drawing of the family dog put into ai
ivory grail
They just come to you
vital marten
For something so independent, they sure end up hurt a lot 😆
swift crag
They just come to you
thankfully my area isn't littered with stray cats.
ivory grail
1st dog looks like a childhood drawing of the family dog put into ai
He has arthritis 😭
onyx igloo
im sorry but i couldnt help it
ivory grail
He just stands like that
onyx igloo
hope he feels okay
vital marten
thankfully my area isn't littered with stray cats.
Mine is
When the city shelter doesn’t accept cats — and city officials claim cats are community animals and therefore can’t be captured… it becomes an issue real fast
onyx igloo
swift crag
Mine is
When the city shelter doesn’t accept cats — and city officials claim ca...
ouch
ivory grail
Rocky is so derpy and I love him
vital marten
Their population exploded in a matter of 2 years, now every block there is a population of cats fighting over territory
ivory grail
He larger then the average Doberman so he can easily just sit and watch us cook at the stove
Let's go let make the general chat into another pet channel
swift crag
Both are good doggos
vital marten
Cute face
ivory grail
My Doberman ate a whole couch because his favorite tennis ball fall in it
ivory grail
And he didn't even get that ball out of the couch
ivory grail
The way he just sat the door waiting for us to get home afterwards was the saddest
acoustic tiger
huskies are the absolute best
my mom raises them, I grew up around them my entire life
If I could post pictures in here I'd post a few pics of hers
on that note
hardy muralBOT
acoustic tiger
yeeah I got a long way to go lol
twin bear
I'd share my cat but low level asf🗣️
ivory grail
I asked them if it dying
thin wedge
ivory grail
Gaslight gatekeep girl boss
thin wedge
wasn't even gaslighting its the truth
once stable hits lokiel gonna steal the last message spot and shut it down
acoustic tiger
I don't even play b42 and I'm more active in that chat
twin bear
"My name will be written in time"🥀
toxic relic
change is inevitable
heavy ivy
the one way to preserve yourself is to change with it; metamorphosis
ivory grail
I want to know what toxins and chemicals taste like
acoustic tiger
I imagine the same way they smell, acrid
ivory grail
I want also want to know what a human heart taste like
toxic relic
not all chemicals are acrid
swift crag
I want to know what toxins and chemicals taste like
Gaining some load bearing chemicals I see
acoustic tiger
I want also want to know what a human heart taste like
I do believe you have the knox virus sir
ivory grail
I do believe you have the knox virus sir
Nah it just cannibalism
I'm not sick physically
Mentally...........
Anyway what texture you think it would have
acoustic tiger
ivory grail
Why you shaking boy
swift crag
Mentally...........
Anyway what texture you think it would have
wouldn't it just be similar to any other animals?
ivory grail
I can smell the increase heart rate you have
bronze moat
I'd share my cat but low level asf🗣️
acoustic tiger
Why you shaking boy
Girl lol
ivory grail
wouldn't it just be similar to any other animals?
Nah i don't think so just like how cows and lamb taste different
onyx igloo
swift crag
Nah i don't think so just like how cows and lamb taste different
That's taste and flavour not texture?
toxic relic
Mentally...........
Anyway what texture you think it would have
like most other vertebrate mammalian hearts
ivory grail
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1386224253736587384/5b...
Bro could've just wear it and take it
ivory grail
That's taste and flavour not texture?
My bad what do you think it taste
toxic relic
i doubt theres much difference in texture
twin bear
What does a tiny person taste like
ivory grail
- wouldn't there lifestyle change the texture of the heart
twin bear
Like from Gullivers travels or wtv
toxic relic
we talk about the taste of human meat so often