general_chat

[frosty tulip]

It's why I love em

Just some bandit faction that vibes pretty much

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ork-alert-gif-13436775519370939873

[bronze moat]

Most expensive 40K model is something like $10,000 USD

[twin bear]

If an ork got teleported into the sticks he would flourish

[frosty tulip]

Knowing my luck I get turned into a servitor that you use to watch a movie or something every now and then

[twin bear]

Rednecks would have a new weapon

[bronze moat]

Orks = rednecks

[twin bear]

Think abt it they could speak their language

[floral fiber]

Just get captured by Trazen epic trolling

[frosty tulip]

Nah, ima go out with this Grandfather Nurgle dude

Sounds like a nice guy

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-warhammer40k-tactical-marine-bolter-adeptus-astartes-gif-16749240

[bronze moat]

Nurgle is love

[twin bear]

Which one is the fat one

[rose kestrel]

thought Roxy prefers Slannesh

[bronze moat]

Context matters when talking to Roxy bot cause she has almost zero long term memory.

[celest salmon]

how do you plumb more than 1 rain barrel

[tawdry salmon]

Cease all operations, engage

[bronze moat]

Place them next to each other, 1 tile to the side of the sink.

So like. 3 x 3 grid with the sink in the center

[atomic ruin]

how do i get build 42 cuz im stuck on 41

[tawny raft]

Right click zomboid in steam, properties, betas, unstable

[atomic ruin]

thanks

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-blast-poop-blast-incredibles-gif-27422322

[heavy ivy]

"no, you have gi distress"

[thin wedge]

The cops when i shoot em with 400 gallons/min of hot sewerage

[icy vigil]

Joe

[tender igloo]

why must your gifs be what i see when i switch back to here

how is that a oyster lol

[thin wedge]

Cause they look look sad penishams

https://tenor.com/view/synister-oyster-from-messenger-love-heart-gif-12709166

[tender igloo]

is that goat see, that over there?

[thin wedge]

yeah that what they do pupper

goats aren't blind

[tender igloo]

i love the ones that fall over

[thin wedge]

fainting goat fr

[tender igloo]

Look at this fish yesterdat

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/saturnius-fish-phish-meme-do-you-fart-gif-18888767

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspicious-shark-fish-gif-15875334

[rose kestrel]

what the carp

[onyx igloo]

by flounder

[low tangle]

This seems a bit fishy.

[swift crag]

This place went out of it depth

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[viral river]

Bro I'm Soo mad at myselfff

I'm never buying anything someone recommends me ever again

[onyx igloo]

well punch yourself like the idiot you are
it works for me just swell

[viral river]

[chrome jetty]

what u buy

[onyx igloo]

guh?

whast u nuy

[chrome jetty]

stroke

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-cat-green-alien-green-cat-alien-gif-721538137659195618

whast u nuy

[viral river]

Someone I know recommended me to buy Doom 2016 when at the time I wanted to play Cult of The Lamb REALLY badly cuz of the new update

[chrome jetty]

refund it then

[viral river]

I already played the full game

[onyx igloo]

your options are now:
cry
job

[chrome jetty]

bruh

[viral river]

Ya

[onyx igloo]

which are you choosing

[viral river]

I thought to myself I'd get better as I played but It didn't

Also because I'm too nice haha

[viral river]

Borh

[onyx igloo]

borh

[chrome jetty]

nice or pushover 😉

[viral river]

What is a pushover

I genuinely don't know lol

[chrome jetty]

Basically someone who cant say no, or just goes along with others say despite not agreeing to whatever it is

[unreal bane]

People basically walk all over you. You say yes to everything with the slightest amount of pressure.

You're thus not nice, but a sucker.

[viral river]

Oh I think that's it I think? Normally I just ignore people I don't talk a lot with, but if it's someone I know I just can't refuse

[viral river]

😭

https://tenor.com/view/gubby-forsaken-roblox-forsaken-roblox-tacos-gif-2388758443509302906

[chrome jetty]

wild

[viral river]

noo

I need to learn to say no to stuff

Cuz that's kinda on me ya

[unreal bane]

It'll do your sanity massive favours.

[nimble rover]

does anybody know who neil is or why he has a farm and a pond

[chrome jetty]

Yes

[nimble rover]

care to elaborate?

[chrome jetty]

No

[nimble rover]

i see

[viral river]

Yeah I think I'm gonna start taking care of myself more

This happened a while ago I get upset everytime I think about it haha

[chrome jetty]

Saying it is one thing, doing it is another.

[wraith dust]

Actions over words

[nimble rover]

knowing how to say no to things is uh very useful

[unreal bane]

lugs a can of kerosene over to the neighbor's

[viral river]

Wise words everybody

[unreal bane]

I'm immune to bricks.

[unreal bane]

I prestiged the art of Offensive Masonry seven times over.

[viral river]

Hes soo happy

[viral river]

Good thing is that next month it'll be my birthday soo hopefully I'll be able to afford it again

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[chrome jetty]

rob people for money

[viral river]

[chrome jetty]

do it

[polar kernel]

ive made a great pilgrimage

if anyone would like to fistfight me i am currently in the buc-ee's parking lot in athens alabama

you have 5 minutes

[chrome jetty]

omw

[polar kernel]

better hurry

[chrome jetty]

I just gotta find an anime to watch quick

or youtube video

either works

[polar kernel]

ew dont come near me

[unreal bane]

An 18-wheeler is rapidly approaching your location, fully-loaded and driver morbidly-intoxicated.

[chrome jetty]

Im pulling up in a BTR, better be ready

[polar kernel]

somehow still the least dangerous driver ill encounter tonight

[unreal bane]

If you can't survive this, honestly skill issue.

En garde.

[onyx igloo]

the next ultrakill boss

[polar kernel]

personally im more worried about melanie in her nissan rogue with 3 screaming sugar-high kids in the back on her way home from the weekly custody exchange

thats the real threat on the US highway system

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/scorpio-astrology-gta-sorry-rhirhired-gif-23102615

incoming scorpio

[unreal bane]

True that. Can't just punch your way out of it either.

[onyx igloo]

[polar kernel]

its ok i have a loaded firearm i can just shoot the tires of whoever wrongs me

[young kelp]

[unreal bane]

Get killed - Melanie screams until she's not at fault

Dodge it - Melanie swerves into a pole, proceeds to file for damages and your dog

Shoot Melanie - murder

[onyx igloo]

what about Jake in his Nissan Altima drinking Tenessee whiskey in his squarely shaped cupholder

[polar kernel]

jakes a seasoned alcoholic he makes that trek every night

[raw rock]

Want some good advice?

[polar kernel]

yes

[onyx igloo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_6_1WXX2m8A?feature=share

[raw rock]

Shotgun loaded with #1 buckshot

[onyx igloo]

dude dont waste ammo on that

do you know how expensive that ammo is

just puncture it with a 10 dollar knife

[raw rock]

Big enough to puncture tires and bounce off the ground

[tender igloo]

are you a virgo bill

[polar kernel]

if god didnt want me swirling black labels like a corona party trick while driving, he wouldnt have made the cupholders square and the seatbelt a bottle opener

[raw rock]

Just shoot it at the ground about 15 feet in front of the car and it will disperse over an oval sized area

It's actually similar to a Method we used in HKIA to stop vehicles that got a bit too close

[polar kernel]

warning shots with the mk19

[raw rock]

Yk, right before we fucking put a grenade through the car yea

[onyx igloo]

i heard about you had to keep hummers moving during war

[polar kernel]

they usually turn around after that and if they dont its not your problem anymore

[onyx igloo]

otherwise you could be attacked

[thin wedge]

im poopin

[onyx igloo]

say shitting

it conveys it better

[thin wedge]

tempting but nah

[raw rock]

I watched a drone blow up a truck down the road, like just orbital struck it from existance with a GBU 12

LMAO

[polar kernel]

some poor afghan taxi driver is no match for the 19 year old on top of the rear vehicle with enough dip in his mouth to kill a small elephant

[raw rock]

I literally was on the gun, saw this white pickup turn on the road towards the gate, drive like, 40 feet and then just detonate

Turns out the Airforce had tracked it coming from a Bomb Making Facility in Kabul

[polar kernel]

his gums might have the topography of a mountain range but hes still the peak of male performance

[polar kernel]

yeah we love doing that

[onyx igloo]

i've been playing alot of six days in fallejah

i'm clearly trained

(this is sarcasm just in case lol)

[thin wedge]

wait wrong one

[raw rock]

Insurgency Sandstorm feels realistic, very realistic. Until you breach a room and a guy not even looking at you 1 shots you with an MG3

[frosty tulip]

Ye lmao if I was a soldier, I'd be the guy that dies before we even see any combat

[raw rock]

(I fucking have a love hate relationship with this game)

[thin wedge]

nevermind i can't find it. Have this instead

[frosty tulip]

I trip over and somehow break my neck and die

[tender igloo]

lol

[raw rock]

I really don't know why people here think they would be bad at combat

we literally train everyone for basic combat tasks and drills

[frosty tulip]

I have severe osteoporosis, I would be

[raw rock]

Ahhh

Ok yea

No shame in me telling you I wouldn't have you on my gun line

[frosty tulip]

Oh I don't care, even if I was capable, I wouldn't.

I flee

It's what I do

[raw rock]

I wouldn't let you

[raw rock]

It's ok little buddy

[frosty tulip]

I bring back the tradition of fragging the commanding officer

[raw rock]

Bro got the Peltor

It's ok

I fucking

[polar kernel]

i love my peltors so much

[raw rock]

Have a love hate relationship with my headset

[polar kernel]

i adore my beloved peltors

thank you for the $1300 headset gubberment

[frosty tulip]

If I do have to fight, I'm prepared tho

I got my NERF Vulcan

I'll mow em down with that

[onyx igloo]

don't modern military helmets come with headsets?

[thin wedge]

Must some audiophile headphones

[polar kernel]

that 9 mil rifle almost killed me i will never fire that again in my life

[raw rock]

I used to fucking hate my NCOs with a passion

because they fucking

kept asking for peltor adaptors

[frosty tulip]

Bruh I want an expensive headset

[polar kernel]

ive NEVER in my life had a weapon malfunction scare me like that

[onyx igloo]

i've been curious about this
do they like attach to the helmet or do you just wear the headset underneath

[polar kernel]

u can do either or but mounting it is a lot easier

[frosty tulip]

Gubbermint did pay for my 200ish dollar headset tho

[raw rock]

(They don't make military issue 13-7-3-1 adaptors)

[frosty tulip]

So that pretty good

[raw rock]

Fucking

[onyx igloo]

gotcha

[raw rock]

All the time

[polar kernel]

i ordered my helmet adapters online fuck that

[raw rock]

"Reed, do you have our adaptors yet? Reed bro get peltor cables"

"Specialist why the fuck don't we have peltor cables yet"

I dunno random squad leader number 8

why the fuck don't you sign out one of my 80 different approved headsets.

instead of spending 1k on your own pair only to not be able to speak through the 163

[polar kernel]

cause those ones suck!!!

[raw rock]

Fucking God damn Mongrel fucks bro

[polar kernel]

peltors usually come w the adapter they musta got them off ebay lmao

[raw rock]

I had this exact conversation with at least 90 fucking Squad Leaders and SNCOs

[polar kernel]

i got mine thru the supply system and they even came with alternate ACH pads

[raw rock]

no no, not the 3-7 pin adaptors

Not the plug and pulls

[polar kernel]

oh mine did weird

[raw rock]

We had the AN PRC 163

[polar kernel]

i got the V's and it came w it

[raw rock]

that utilized a very special brand new, dual channel 13 pin system

and they don

[polar kernel]

or am i cwazy

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cappie-happy-shizophrenia-padded-cell-cute-gif-14897825769912558301

[polar kernel]

crazy it is

[raw rock]

Hold on

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-momma-dead-shoes-raggedy-gif-18267608

[polar kernel]

i love being in the military and getting my government issued ritalin its awesome

[raw rock]

I put the adaptors in B42 chat btw

[polar kernel]

my doctors gonna be PISSED i forgot it while on vacation oopsies!

[thin wedge]

Defo no lukewarm tempers gonna be triggered

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-gif-11425066749497213376

[sacred schooner]

don't forget your government issued constipation inducing meds

[raw rock]

I love MREs

[raw rock]

Waking up the whole MP server by blasting OPORDS over Faction Radio Frequencies.

[thin wedge]

real shit

[toxic relic]

it was a command that let you fish in chat, it lasted less than 5 minutes

[thin wedge]

he defo in the government propaganda elbow deep

[toxic relic]

its funny thinking that joe does important 🖐️ big science 🖐️ then posts anime memes here

people are more than one thing

[covert widget]

Hey guys, if I have 8GB of ram on my PC, how much can I allocate to Zomboid safely?

[toxic relic]

4 or 5

[covert widget]

Sweet, I allocated 5gb already. Just wanted to doublecheck

[thin wedge]

who ate the other 8gb stick

[swift crag]

Me

[covert widget]

Yummy

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/el-luchito-con-la-ram-gif-15851431

[raw rock]

I have 1gb of ram

That is not a joke.

[swift crag]

Is it a dell?

[thin wedge]

[raw rock]

It is a PC held together with hopes and dreams

and it is partially a laptop from 2015

and partially a Win98 tower

[sacred schooner]

with only 8 GB, you'll have to make sure not to overdo it with mods, the real answer is to upgrade to at least 16 GB of ram

[raw rock]

I have wires connecting parts of my circuit board

because the space between the connections broke because the battery exploded

yippie

[toxic relic]

money

[raw rock]

I run PZ with 1gb ram no problem.

[sacred schooner]

ddr4 or ddr5

ram really isn't that expensive

[toxic relic]

ok rich boy

[sacred schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1381575233697349765/RDT_20250325_1431031754179186857238190.gif

you can get 16GB of ram for less than 50 bucks

[toxic relic]

true lmao

[polar kernel]

me with 64gb

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-gulp-gulps-nervous-uh-oh-gif-16217862

[toxic relic]

my 32 gb was like 90 bucks

on sale

[toxic relic]

what do you need that much ram for mate

are you doing drone strikes from your pc

🤨

[unborn folio]

men is this helicopter even in my side?????????????????

[toxic relic]

dont go outside brother

[raw rock]

Drone Strikes probably don't take much ram ngl

[raw rock]

No, it's russian.

[unborn folio]

im driving

[raw rock]

Just shoot it down.

[toxic relic]

chip likes to see all the pixels of the innocent civilians he blows up

[toxic relic]

WHY DUDE

do you even know how to play this game

[unborn folio]

iy start to show up while i was outside

[raw rock]

No.

[toxic relic]

every question you ask makes this fact dubious

[frosty tulip]

Driving isn't that bad either, as long as they got enough petrol and don't fuck up massively

[raw rock]

Guys I got bit, how to get cure

[lilac quarry]

eat

flesh

[frosty tulip]

Q

[raw rock]

oh ok

thanks guys

[toxic relic]

true

[raw rock]

it worked

[toxic relic]

i just doubt their skills

[frosty tulip]

Press Q for cure

[toxic relic]

if im being honest

[unborn folio]

kiss@toxic relic for cure he is immune

[raw rock]

Pressing q just invited my zombie friends over

[toxic relic]

im a taken man

[lilac quarry]

wait

when did you become II

[toxic relic]

ive always been II

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-car-rain-officer-k-ryan-gosling-gif-677833335851754053

[lilac quarry]

also I love how you just ran with the name this whole time

[toxic relic]

no joke

[lilac quarry]

you're the real champ

[toxic relic]

its perfect dude

[lilac quarry]

only person who's ever done that of a name I changed as a joke

[toxic relic]

[lilac quarry]

I forget what the original name was that made me change it to

oh it was fn something

[unborn folio]

when will this driving of suffering going to endd???

[lilac quarry]

fartname

then stinkname

[toxic relic]

yeah

[lilac quarry]

then stinkname fartass

the fartolution

[toxic relic]

stinkass fartname

[twin bear]

Fartass

A classic

[sacred schooner]

when a tree gets in the way

[toxic relic]

indeed

he was here for season 7

[thin wedge]

so are you his step father

or did you give birth to him

[lilac quarry]

nobody can replace my son

[twin bear]

😭 wuh

[lilac quarry]

bill you're scaring the new people

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/the-minute-hour-shoebody-bop-gif-25655421

nah

[thin wedge]

they need to be conditioned

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/right-now-korn-right-now-shrekgdps-gif-14946866719365057179

[toxic relic]

scav shouldnt be scared

[lilac quarry]

it'll happen over time

[tender igloo]

LOL what the actualy fuck bill

can you make it really long

like

[thin wedge]

tourist should leave. This is discordia

[twin bear]

What

[lilac quarry]

yeah make it two emotes long

[tender igloo]

lol

[sacred schooner]

he scares me too sometimes

[tender igloo]

MAKE IT LONG

[toxic relic]

YOU FUCKED IT MATE

REMOVE THE SPACING

[lilac quarry]

jesus fucking christ puppers

why

WHY

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discordian-discordia-discord-drama-discord-mod-gif-17376130835339258514

[twin bear]

U ruined it

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/help-gif-23189661

[twin bear]

Tf iz discorida

[toxic relic]

i feel like playing ac black flag

[sacred schooner]

nah nah nah I've a better one than that, lemme fetch it

[thin wedge]

yeah no your not getting hypermega preggers

[toxic relic]

i just wanna leave society and be a pirate MAN

[lilac quarry]

I wonder if bill is every going to say anything normal or have a real human discussion with anyone

[toxic relic]

not online

[tender igloo]

ill make it myself

[lilac quarry]

I remember the one time he played PZ with us and it was so surreal, he was a normal person

[tender igloo]

bills a virgo

[toxic relic]

vertigo?

theres meds for that dude

[thin wedge]

vsync

[tender igloo]

ok i typed that emoji name

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

[tender igloo]

and now i regret it lmao

WTRF

[lilac quarry]

bill are you going to join us for PZ again

[toxic relic]

thank you

[lilac quarry]

sorry, *ill

[thin wedge]

unless my friends start a server

cuz pupper aint making one

[lilac quarry]

yeah she will

don't worry

[tender igloo]

i might make one

LOL SHUTUP

[thin wedge]

Lmao

[lilac quarry]

she has no choice

[toxic relic]

for b42

[lilac quarry]

the prophecy must be played out

[thin wedge]

Watch her add more goofy mods

like how she added a lambo last time

[lilac quarry]

yeah remember the rat pack that EATS ALL YOUR FOOD

thanks

[tender igloo]

actually 42 i havent had to add mods i think the last one was the rain one, but they gave us

HEY

lol

[lilac quarry]

she starved to death because of that

didn't even realize

[twin bear]

The last time I played modded the fog was whispering

[frosty tulip]

I'd just be the survivor that steals garbage from your bases trash cans

[tender igloo]

what does that do

[tender igloo]

same lol

[twin bear]

Nothing except make me paranoid

[toxic relic]

garbage has a lot of good loot

just like irl

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-shy-kermit-terrified-scared-gif-3186014724530266078

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

was like a zombie sound overhaul

[thin wedge]

green role scary

[toxic relic]

coward

[tender igloo]

ill run all you guys over

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-walk-creepy-six-feet-gif-12526418

[toxic relic]

imagine fearing pixels on a screen

[sacred schooner]

you made me think of The Mist

[lilac quarry]

[twin bear]

I don't fear the game i fear losing my character to someone I heard in the bushes 😭

[toxic relic]

so you fear the game

unless you mean irl, in which case i ask: who is after you my guy?

[sacred schooner]

HEY HEY, if you see that murderer in PEAK you'll fear it alright

[twin bear]

If someone is after me they're wasting alot of time

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-murderer-inefficient-weapon-spoon-gif-4927357

[lilac quarry]

if someone's after me they're facing a lot of time

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-ellen-hutter-wolf-meme-jjongvillee-gif-8708095632783399513

[tender igloo]

i dont get it

[toxic relic]

no one can resist a pint with glorp barry

[tender igloo]

wouldnt it already take time to get to you ?

[lilac quarry]

that's gonna be me when I visit a wetherspoons for the first time

[twin bear]

Maybe prison time

[toxic relic]

wetherspoons

bro you need to know the lore

wetherspoons are fucking up local pub culture

[lilac quarry]

wait what

[toxic relic]

they're all owned by one guy

[lilac quarry]

@surreal mirage why wouldn't you tell me this

[twin bear]

Why

[toxic relic]

and the low prices [from franchising] drive out business from other local free pubs

free pubs meaning theyre not tied to a brewery

[lilac quarry]

okay I'm NOT going to wetherspoons

[tranquil gulch]

Sorry for asking in advance if i am not supposed to ask things here
Can i have my extra computer host a dedicated server for PZ even if i dont own the game on that device?

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/now-i'm-sad-that-was-unexepected-happy-to-sad-wallace-and-gromit-not-even-wensleydale-gif-8738173672854768801

[lilac quarry]

thank you for your service fartass, I'm actually not surprised

[toxic relic]

theyre also mostly bad quality and not even cheap anymore

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuhira-miller-they-played-us-like-gif-25533461

[rose kestrel]

Leon where you here when Frogski crashed the discord yesterday for a minute?

[twin bear]

Isn't that all public drinking

[lilac quarry]

nah I don't think so

how did he do that

[rose kestrel]

idk but they admitted it in B42 chat and need timeout or spanking for this tomfoolery

[lilac quarry]

wat

[toxic relic]

no fucking idea there, mate, try asking in the pz chats
#pz_b42_chat
#pz_b41_chat

[tender igloo]

i think you would have to have two accounts , this hurt my head and now im curiousl ol

[toxic relic]

i think you can family share?

[tender igloo]

oh yah try that!

just gotta be on same itnersshit

[lilac quarry]

same what

[toxic relic]

this is just a guess, i dont fucking know lmao

itnersshit

[tender igloo]

internet

[toxic relic]

image

yoy

[lilac quarry]

yoy

[tranquil gulch]

Issue is that for steam families only one device can use the game at once so i wouldnt be able to play using my own copy

[tranquil gulch]

for sure

[toxic relic]

unfortunate

[toxic relic]

lmao

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/not-amused-gif-10273104

[toxic relic]

puppers you're just jealous

you can't orb post

[plush cobalt]

Your tag says butt? Um what the heck?

[rose kestrel]

Frogski admitted it there

[sacred schooner]

a zombie even

[tender igloo]

LOL

[thin wedge]

do you lactate

[plush cobalt]

Why are you the way that you are

[tender igloo]

LOL

[thin wedge]

Bro it a yes or no

[toxic relic]

no

[sacred schooner]

what's wrong with booty Omar

[rose kestrel]

for a price

[thin wedge]

i don't want your life story

[plush cobalt]

That's so vulgar... Scandalous even

[lilac quarry]

bill

[toxic relic]

salacious is the word you're looking for

[sacred schooner]

tasteful in my humble opinion

[plush cobalt]

No it's not

[toxic relic]

yes it is

[lilac quarry]

omar are you going to fight stinkname fartass

[plush cobalt]

No it isn't

[plush cobalt]

I am

[tender igloo]

bill

[lilac quarry]

[thin wedge]

in front of my salad???

[swift crag]

Videos or it didn’t happen

[plush cobalt]

Scandalous in this context means disgraceful

[toxic relic]

I'm armed

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/right-in-front-of-my-salad-funny-humour-salad-darkhumour-gif-13496547

[toxic relic]

have at me, foe!

[lilac quarry]

what did scott ruin say

[plush cobalt]

I am dangerous to myself and others

[toxic relic]

to yourself? that means theres a debuff on rolls

[plush cobalt]

Yet I'll still win

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cappie-happy-shizophrenia-padded-cell-cute-gif-14897825769912558301

[lilac quarry]

damn bill chickened out

[tender igloo]

lol

[toxic relic]

🤓 I thsink you'll find my shstats are overqualified to fight you

[tender igloo]

krillbert

[plush cobalt]

Shats? You've done it again?

[lilac quarry]

shitsing?

[toxic relic]

IM GONNA BROWN

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/thegabeman2010-gif-12534341284283430705

[toxic relic]

TAKE ME TO THE SKIBIDI OR ITS GOING ALL OVER YOUR FLOOR

[twin bear]

🗣️

[plush cobalt]

One time someone from here sent me that gif in DMs with no context

[lilac quarry]

was it bill

[toxic relic]

dont need context

[plush cobalt]

It wasn't bill surprisingly

[lilac quarry]

it's an update, not something with context

[sacred schooner]

roll a d20 for persuasion

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-running-ogre-maximum-ogredrive-gif-11872670

[plush cobalt]

18

[toxic relic]

no way

[plush cobalt]

Ignoring that I have disadvantage

[toxic relic]

show me the die

die

[plush cobalt]

You're telling me to die? Just because of my good roll? Wow

[toxic relic]

this discordia shit ain't for babies

i got a 2 for you brother

its over

lmao theres no contrast

[plush cobalt]

That's your roll

[toxic relic]

nah dude

[tender igloo]

how do i click that

[toxic relic]

i rolled for you

[plush cobalt]

My second roll was a 7

But we ignore that

[toxic relic]

NUH UH

you're jinxed times infinity

[plush cobalt]

Erm actually I have advantage on persuasion against ogres

[toxic relic]

im not even an ogre

!! take the game seriously or dont play

[toxic relic]

you dont

[sacred schooner]

in an effort to prove that you are superior to Mr Fartface, you produce an overwhelmingly loud shart

[plush cobalt]

Fuck you discord upload my image right now

[sacred schooner]

you've succeeded at proving your superiority, but at the cost of your pants

[toxic relic]

ayo

[toxic relic]

what kind of fight is this

[plush cobalt]

I stole this image from here, I think

[sacred schooner]

persuasion

if it failed then the fight would occur

[toxic relic]

alr what does the succeeded persuasion do to me

& is he wearing underwear?

[polar kernel]

was it mildly unhinged to post my actual location earlier

[plush cobalt]

No my character wouldn't do that

[polar kernel]

am i ok

[lilac quarry]

I can read, but what does this say

[plush cobalt]

Ogre

[lilac quarry]

I can read tho

ok

you sure?

[plush cobalt]

I mean there's more

[lilac quarry]

I can read I'm just testing you

[sacred schooner]

since you rolled a 2, you simply do a sauce fart

[plush cobalt]

Are you sure you can read

[lilac quarry]

absolutely

[polar kernel]

im not sure

[lilac quarry]

I wouldn't be a mod

[plush cobalt]

Also what

I don't think being able to read is a part of the usual discord mod requirements

You just can't shower

[polar kernel]

i said exactly where i was

no one showed up :(

[lilac quarry]

can't waht

[lilac quarry]

what

[plush cobalt]

It's a thing where you immerse yourself in water to get clean

[lilac quarry]

no that's drowning

[polar kernel]

why does everyone keep questioning this its pretty straightforward i think

[lilac quarry]

yeah BUT WHY

[toxic relic]

Everyone call ogre stupid and it true! Ogre barely even literate! Ogre finally finished reading ulysses, but ogre only can identify surface level themes like religion and nationalism and can't comprehend deeper ideas like the "remorse of conscience" that make james joyce's novel a modernist classic! Ogre so dumb, it make ogre sad! At this rate, ogre will never understand finnegans wake!

[polar kernel]

see

[lilac quarry]

I can't go back to alabama

[polar kernel]

as you can see

[lilac quarry]

I would love to come though

[polar kernel]

i had a goal in mind

[plush cobalt]

Capitalization of titles is incorrect... Points off

[lilac quarry]

the state won't let me visit

[polar kernel]

how many warrants

[lilac quarry]

no no warrants

[plush cobalt]

I could have visited

[polar kernel]

my gums hurt

[lilac quarry]

I've been once, they kindly instructed me to never return

or else

[plush cobalt]

Next time I will beat you to a pulp 😀

[neat moat]

pick at them

[polar kernel]

are the ciggies catchin up to me

[lilac quarry]

remove them

[toxic relic]

alabama

[neat moat]

albania

[polar kernel]

yes im traveling

[lilac quarry]

alabama is a god awful state let me say that much

[sacred schooner]

canadians in Alabama? can't have that

[polar kernel]

i was camping near the canadian border uh

3 days ago

[lilac quarry]

what

[polar kernel]

yea

[lilac quarry]

fuck

[polar kernel]

in northern michigan

i was camping

[lilac quarry]

I could've drove down smh

[neat moat]

we need to fence off Alabama

[polar kernel]

my girlfriend found a really cool shirt at some weird medieval store

[tender igloo]

thats like lol

[polar kernel]

its honestly super badass i wish they had one in my size

im so jealous she can wear clothes made for children

[plush cobalt]

Just wear the one not in your size if you're not a coward

[river osprey]

A medieval store??? Yooo???

[plush cobalt]

Goblin moment

[neat moat]

goblin mode

[river osprey]

I require the trinkets and doodads

[plush cobalt]

Let's fucking go

There wasn't enough goblin energy here

[polar kernel]

i almost bought some cool ass broadsword but she said i would have been stupid if i bought a $600 sword on a camping trip

[neat moat]

I've seen many videos of you online

[polar kernel]

what a hater

[toxic relic]

goblins are sick dude

i still think ogres are better

[neat moat]

they're so stretchy....

[river osprey]

Gadgets and Gismos review

[plush cobalt]

When you're facing a bear with no broadsword she'll change her tune

[river osprey]

[thin wedge]

Don't piss me off. I'm close to a level up and you look like enough exp

[toxic relic]

HAHHAHA

[river osprey]

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-cigar-cigarette-smoke-crazy-gif-7032261076869322618

[river osprey]

Fr, you gotta go back and get that sword

[polar kernel]

ok i gotta post the shirt its just so fucking funny plus she said i could

[plush cobalt]

Oh my god

[neat moat]

The oger does not turn around when the small goblin yaps

[river osprey]

Oh my zomboid

[plush cobalt]

Oger is wild

[thin wedge]

the goblin enjoys it

[neat moat]

stink doesn't know

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

is the tent big or are you just small

[polar kernel]

if i didnt refer to her as the alpha she would hit me harder than normal

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/HYFMj9-H_d8?si=APg_9OY-1DzGL3As

[polar kernel]

thats not me im not a 5 foot tall woman

[thin wedge]

1984

[toxic relic]

but you're a twink

[river osprey]

Jocat!! YEAHHHH

[polar kernel]

no ?

[toxic relic]

keep your secrets

[neat moat]

So stink is an oger

[polar kernel]

anyways yea really jealous of the shirt and im mad i didnt get to buy a cool sword

[neat moat]

would that make me a merlock?

[frosty tulip]

I'm a generic skeleton enemy guarding a low difficulty crypt dungeon

[polar kernel]

which is even worse cause shes begging to go to a renfaire and like??? HOW WILL I LOOK COOL WITHOUT A SWORD!

[toxic relic]

you're a lootable corpse

[river osprey]

The best swords are the ones you steal from caravans anyways

[plush cobalt]

It's a shame this mixup can't easily occur for twinks

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

i want that

[plush cobalt]

I'm sure it's out there for the obtaining

[toxic relic]

the colours are sick tho

[polar kernel]

yknow speaking of goblins thats my official nickname at work

[river osprey]

OUGHH YEAH, I’ve had that problem before. Can’t pull up without one.

[plush cobalt]

Apparently it's based on different types of bears

[toxic relic]

ik i have a flag just not a crochet? knit? one

[river osprey]

Such a W

[plush cobalt]

Ah, gotcha

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/amine-girl-wink-gif-21894959

[polar kernel]

its really not :)

[plush cobalt]

Goblin these

[toxic relic]

do they call you goblin cause you groblin deez

way to pass the time ig

[neat moat]

slippin Jimmy

[polar kernel]

yes thats literally why, i always fall for these fucking jokes

im glad yall immediately knew

[toxic relic]

[plush cobalt]

Imagining you being tormented at work by deez

[river osprey]

Sure people may call others goblins with the intent of it carrying a heavily negative connotation, buhhhhh…. Funny green people yay yippee woohoo

[plush cobalt]

What's the heavily negative connotation

Appearance?

[neat moat]

and I still beat you on initiative

[plush cobalt]

Behavior?

[toxic relic]

ok, mario, go back down your comically large pipe

[plush cobalt]

I have not been called nor called anyone a goblin in recent memory

[neat moat]

they're a dirty people

[toxic relic]

one day you'll wahoo your last yippee

[river osprey]

Typically when one calls another a goblin, it’s like calling someone a rat

[toxic relic]

and ill be there

observing

[river osprey]

[plush cobalt]

And what does it mean to call someone a rat

[river osprey]

I’m too whimsical to wahoo my last yippee

[plush cobalt]

They are a snitch? A spy?

[neat moat]

that theyre adorable

https://tenor.com/view/rat-eating-spaghetti-cute-gif-11451413

[twin bear]

Campers

[toxic relic]

spy? WHERE

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-a-bucket-team-fortress-tf-gif-15812649

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/spai-spy-eve-online-gif-20462743

[river osprey]

A dirty sewer creature. (Even though rats are cute, that’s not what people mean)

[neat moat]

they said mine

[plush cobalt]

But goblins don't typically live in sewers

[neat moat]

no rats do

[plush cobalt]

No rats live in sewers?

[neat moat]

Omar where are you getting this information

[toxic relic]

holy isnt here to react to my eve gif

[plush cobalt]

I don't think that's accurate

[neat moat]

its video game logic

Omar

[plush cobalt]

This isn't a game, fish boy, it's serious business

[river osprey]

Logic and people do not mix well

[plush cobalt]

You take that back

[river osprey]

[toxic relic]

you missed omars joke

[plush cobalt]

Abruptly leaving to go to sleep, nice to meet you goblin (not offensive)

[neat moat]

Omar and jokes dont mix

theyre incapable of humor

[sacred schooner]

it's a GAME THEORY

[river osprey]

Go sleep, yes yes. Nice to meetcha!

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-game-theory-vs-bob-fnf-friday-night-funkin-vs-bob-gif-12176028033304353407

[toxic relic]

you didnt use a comma after no, so omar went with a literal interpretation of you message, gurt

[twin bear]

He's doing politics now 😭

[toxic relic]

no rats do
no rats live in sewers?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-princess-connect-anime-sip-awkward-gif-26897271

[river osprey]

I thought it was a joke at first

Buh nope

Hey, good for ‘em.

[neat moat]

Are zombies generally worse in dnd than skeletons

[thin wedge]

Idunno

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/karyl-princess-connect-redive-anime-head-snap-gif-24629792

[river osprey]

Ooh, yes, so it depends on the type

[thin wedge]

Zombie don't have natural armor like skeletons do

https://tenor.com/view/badass-skeleton-banging-a-shield-gif-18308893570587427463

plus zombies can't use weapons

[river osprey]

Generally, zombies are pretty annoying in D&D because they can just nuh uh dying, but if you consider wights in the skeleton class, or liches, or draco liches, zombies get outclassed

[twin bear]

Skeletons can just build eachother like legos

[thin wedge]

real shit

skeleton can build a power ranger mecha

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/a-man-has-fallen-into-the-river-in-lego-city-lego-city-gif-16298271

[neat moat]

Ima just play as a zombie to disprove all the haters

[river osprey]

That’s the power of friendship right there

[toxic relic]

there is a man falling for a man in lego city

[thin wedge]

HEY

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/votoms-gif-10537520

[thin wedge]

build the ranch

put him in the shower

[toxic relic]

-NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY

[thin wedge]

and watch him party with 18 cowboys only in lego city

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-scary-looking-through-entrance-gif-16179041958259088542

[twin bear]

[toxic relic]

i watched a movie like that

it was good

very stimulating

[river osprey]

Where can I find this lego set, damn

[thin wedge]

At the lego store

[neat moat]

was it one of your little gay movies?

[thin wedge]

just keep asking the employees

[toxic relic]

yes

[river osprey]

Good idea

I must acquire this doohickey

[neat moat]

how many grams of protein do you have

[river osprey]

At least 4

[neat moat]

good enough

[toxic relic]

you cant ask like joe asks, gurt

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-nom-attack-slo-mo-gif-12221453

[toxic relic]

you need that devious personality

[river osprey]

Whuh

[neat moat]

wdym

[river osprey]

The art of devious and dubious activities

[dusky osprey]

Well, thats a good "first message to see" when u log into a new server

[neat moat]

am I not devious? Am I not devilish?

[toxic relic]

#general_chat message

[thin wedge]

You vs me.

[toxic relic]

i dont think so

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-dog-ketchup-mustard-mayonnaise-chocolate-gif-4566800033157904826

[river osprey]

There are tiers to a mischievous spirit

[candid tide]

"tummy" and "goodness"

[thin wedge]

full of gas station slop

[neat moat]

lmao

!hana

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079967390957305857/1080035045806460958/IMG_4843.png

[neat moat]

holy shit

rare draw

[candid tide]

!hana

[river osprey]

By the nine, a murder

[toxic relic]

vlad the impaler cosplay

[candid tide]

goodness

[toxic relic]

and what, mate?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-by-the-nine-im-tweakin-meme-death-company-gif-17709582647888077100

[twin bear]

Geeked up

[toxic relic]

can a game not have some whimsy?

[neat moat]

this ain't no game little boy

this is real

[candid tide]

it's making its way through your system

[river osprey]

A game is only as great as its ability to inspire whimsy and wonder truly

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292
thats you

[neat moat]

why am I blue

[twin bear]

U cannot kill that which you did not create

Lies I say

[toxic relic]

just like me in your dad

[neat moat]

I cannot create children but the dents in my car says otherwise

[toxic relic]

i cant create children but i sure can run them over in my big truck

[twin bear]

I was with a gay man last night, your dad🗣️

[river osprey]

What’s your current streak

[neat moat]

brown

[twin bear]

Yo

[toxic relic]

pfft this was good

you shouldve said red

[twin bear]

Jelly roll was right

[toxic relic]

like the blood of the infants you squashed

[river osprey]

Interesting

[twin bear]

"Turd ain't always in the toilet" 🥀

[neat moat]

id it helps I immediately winced after reading what I said

[toxic relic]

the skibidi cant save us all

[toxic relic]

thats how you know it was good

[river osprey]

Exactly

[neat moat]

Eveey poo poo time is pee pee time. But not ever pee pee time is poo poo time
-Sun zu

[river osprey]

I’d say give yourself a pat on the back, but I don’t know if fish can do that

[tender igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1383891491616981093/cat-rapping1.gif

[twin bear]

Words of wisdom

[toxic relic]

i dont piss when i shit

do people do that?

[river osprey]

Hold on, is this fire??

[twin bear]

😭 when u say it like that

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1384377476733599805/1384385932492275722/image.png?ex=6855891e&is=6854379e&hm=66473ebbcc9489bd04e75232d089b24dd750466fdff773792b2a8539b4427dbe&

[twin bear]

Hell nah

[neat moat]

do you just hold it in?

[river osprey]

Most..

[toxic relic]

"i dont breathe air cause thats where losers talk"

[toxic relic]

no dude i just dont need to

[neat moat]

doesn't have the same gut punch

[toxic relic]

says the fish

[sacred schooner]

dinos once peed in your water

[neat moat]

dude has a cloaca

[toxic relic]

no

i just dont need to piss

when i shit

why is this so profound

[river osprey]

Because you are an anomaly

[toxic relic]

im not fond of sitting and pissing regardless

id rather stay standing

[twin bear]

Squatters rights

[toxic relic]

if i sit itll take a while to get up

[neat moat]

[twin bear]

Ong

[river osprey]

Casual, not ranked?

[onyx igloo]

I just shit and piss everytime

peak efficiency

sitting for specification

[toxic relic]

everytime what? everytime you talk? yeah that makes sense

[twin bear]

Just bend over and push it all out at once

[toxic relic]

ranked pissng

[twin bear]

[toxic relic]

you gotta cross streams with your bro

[neat moat]

pvp piss match

[toxic relic]

crossing streams is pve

seeing who finishes first is pvp

[neat moat]

.....

sure buddy

sure

[twin bear]

Wtf lol

[river osprey]

ohhh I seee

[toxic relic]

you've never had a competition with your mates before?

[onyx igloo]

what if i do

[twin bear]

Low ranked players can't make eye contact

[rose kestrel]

Nah when's bro empty you got to dock and refill their piss

[toxic relic]

thats cringe buddy

[river osprey]

W I L D

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

the weak should fear the strong

[toxic relic]

eye contact is a man's intimidation game

intimidation or...proposition

[onyx igloo]

the weak should group up and shit on the strong

artillery

[toxic relic]

depending on what type of urinal you're in

[river osprey]

Eye contact is aldbfifmrbsjdk fb

[neat moat]

The goblin is flustered

[sacred schooner]

someone said challenge pissing? https://youtu.be/dY4tMyahiE0?si=XBjmBxiIm8XzH0Bv

[twin bear]

Lock eyes and tell him how low power his stream his

[onyx igloo]

eye contact is weird
why do you wanna look at me i'm not hot

[tender igloo]

bet bill does that

[toxic relic]

eye contact in public toilets usually leads to shrex

[twin bear]

Shrek is love

[toxic relic]

unless you've previously established no shrex

[onyx igloo]

why would you do it in public

[tender igloo]

thats what friend sdo

[toxic relic]

in places being gay is illegal

[neat moat]

remember kids. No means no ✨

[onyx igloo]

ive had this happen before and it was really uncomfortable hearing them while i was pissing

[tender igloo]

lol

[toxic relic]

public toilets were and are still popular for encounters

[toxic relic]

dont judge mate

[river osprey]

Man, thas rough.

[onyx igloo]

even in america?

[toxic relic]

for some people its the only way

[twin bear]

Remember kids if they say no stay out of their bikini bottom

[toxic relic]

YES DUDE LMAO

[onyx igloo]

american toilets are gonna give you diseases

like

[toxic relic]

america has a fucking insane cruising culture

[onyx igloo]

goobley gunk

[toxic relic]

its funny how ignorant you are to this

[tender igloo]

depends where you go lol

[neat moat]

wha5a cruising culture

[onyx igloo]

well i am a virgin

so

[toxic relic]

wild

[raw rock]

Whats going on?

[toxic relic]

did no need to know that

[onyx igloo]

shitting speak

[twin bear]

Shrek

[neat moat]

fine stink

[twin bear]

The finest stink

[toxic relic]

search it up

[onyx igloo]

i thought it was presumed

[toxic relic]

just cause you havent had shrex doesnt mean you dont know

[river osprey]

Yeahh

[toxic relic]

its a big thing in gay culture, public toilets, parks, woods

[onyx igloo]

sorry i havent gotten that update

[twin bear]

Ppl these days be learning everything before they even do it 😭

[toxic relic]

why not

[neat moat]

isnt that good?

[twin bear]

I'm talking abt the other stuff

[onyx igloo]

i should train myself on this so i can make more "your mother" jokes

[river osprey]

Barrier to entry for knowledge is quite low. Better to find out then fuck around, rather than fuck around and then find out.

[raw rock]

What the fuck is going on here.

[neat moat]

isnt that still good?

[twin bear]

😭

[onyx igloo]

did you not have these discussions in the barracks

[raw rock]

Of course I did

[onyx igloo]

so why are you asking

[raw rock]

I just wonder why it's happening in a server full of MINORS

[twin bear]

jimmy blows smoke in the bathroom

[river osprey]

Cause it’s… Zomboid chat

[twin bear]

It started with shit

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-im-back-meme-raiden-metal-gear-gif-24690674

[twin bear]

Shit started this

🗣️

[river osprey]

I mean actually, yeah

[onyx igloo]

wait im a teenager arent i supposed to be like inhaling zyns or something

[onyx igloo]

(this joke is probably stupid)

[toxic relic]

do whatever you want mate

within reason

[twin bear]

Zyns overrated

[rain mango]

zyns?

[river osprey]

Aye

[twin bear]

Real mfers chew big league gum

[onyx igloo]

i cant do whatever i want

my mother is scary

[onyx igloo]

Grape flavor peak

[twin bear]

Ts true

[onyx igloo]

pickle and pickle jr

:)

[river osprey]

Butterfly yippee

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ive-come-for-your-pickle-pickle-halloween-pickles-gif-18212674

[onyx igloo]

NO

NOT PICKLE

[twin bear]

I forgot how unhinged adventure time

[toxic relic]

adventure time is cinema

[neon bramble]

pb is unhinged

[toxic relic]

i just hated the finn x pb thing

dude is like 14 and pb is hundreds+ years old

[twin bear]

Also sticky

[neat moat]

Still pissed off pb got away with it but queer characters can be evil too so yeah

[river osprey]

Truly peak. They put a lot of important messages into a kids show

[neon bramble]

her pink ass just wanted free labor

[twin bear]

Why would anyone wanna look at a person made of gum

[toxic relic]

like bro marceline is right there, dont go for the CHILD

[toxic relic]

pull out game nonexistent

[neat moat]

I forgot what gay characters were in adventure time tbh

[twin bear]

No way

[river osprey]

[twin bear]

U getting stuck

[toxic relic]

you might

[river osprey]

It’s so over

[toxic relic]

heat + friction + gum

[onyx igloo]

oh god.

[toxic relic]

both minors

[river osprey]

Yeouchh

[neat moat]

did they deserve eachother though? PB kinda got between them two