general_chat

[neat moat]

Yeah I think she'd notice that

[rose kestrel]

Gurt as soon as they load into zomboid

[neon bramble]

he didn't bravely run away

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

[neat moat]

its probably cus my mouse died 😒

[neon bramble]

you use keyboard not mouse to run!111

[rose kestrel]

fish can't run nor use a mouse and keyboard

[neon bramble]

how he typin

blub to text device

[rose kestrel]

speech to text, can still talk

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-7422720

[mental chasm]

yerp :3

[tawdry salmon]

EMPEROR TENGU AINT GOT NOTHING ON TINFIST I SAID IT

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/565860804323311638/983004994053767218/image0-32.gif

[mental chasm]

yurt: go

[mental chasm]

open this gif and see the most comically small cat gif ever

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-gif-9875677717620262384

[mental chasm]

i think i saw a pic of one of these fish missing like half of its head and it was totally fine

[vital marten]

3rd party discord lets goooo

[neat moat]

Don't 😠 react my 😠

[mental chasm]

type shit 👅

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1375618599808401508/Level10ImagePerms.mp4?ex=68549f27&is=68534da7&hm=35812748bd6ab583081abaec38b29415c45d9dbc8dde7474dda6ebb77000b9a9&

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[mental chasm]

am i allowed to answer with white person reaction video

[tawdry salmon]

stop!!

[neat moat]

What? 😭

[mental chasm]

gurt

[neat moat]

Yo

[vital marten]

[mental chasm]

go

[tawdry salmon]

This is the of all time!

[mental chasm]

i found the pic btw

[neat moat]

You go

Dm me

[mental chasm]

can i send it to you

[neat moat]

😭

[mental chasm]

ok awesome

[neat moat]

Plungies

[vital marten]

[onyx igloo]

why would you ask a fish if it wants to see a beheaded fish

[mental chasm]

its 4 am i dont think i have a good answer for that

[mental chasm]

last time i looked at the clock it was 10pm

[vital marten]

Dr pebba

[mental chasm]

pz and watching house ruins your schedule

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-apple-juice-house-md-drinking-house-md-drinking-apple-juice-house-drinking-gif-8345534884560252308

guh

wrong gif

[onyx igloo]

the snot from my nose just directly moved to my throat

what

[vital marten]

Guh indeed

Did house just drink piss

[neat moat]

yes

[mental chasm]

are you being intentionally dense?

huh?

[onyx igloo]

i inhaled my own mucus and it was not an enjoyable experience

[mental chasm]

this is a clear sign you would not survive the apocalypse btw

[vital marten]

As someone with regular year round pollen allergy, this ain’t that bad

Or maybe I’m just desensitized

[mental chasm]

pz reference?! 🔥 🔥 🔥 👅 👅 👅

[onyx igloo]

it surprise attacked me

thats what made it bad, i was not infact not expecting it

[vital marten]

Rip

[neat moat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036497128614285382/1141331520343248987/kittydies.gif

[mental chasm]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[onyx igloo]

why do you say that

[vital marten]

Broke Bread

[neat moat]

Hey I got it right this time :3

[tender igloo]

thats why you kidnap someone in the medical field

[onyx igloo]

i think poseidon was angry at me earlier

idk what i did to him but he rained on me while i was grilling

[vital marten]

I didn’t think about my allergies when we had that convo earlier

[onyx igloo]

and the grill was stuck at 300 f so i couldnt brown the meat

[vital marten]

I think in anything that needs stealth long term, I’m doomed

[onyx igloo]

probably me too

[neat moat]

bring a tissue

[onyx igloo]

not from sneezing

i walk like a fucking statue

[vital marten]

I just imagined SCP-173 moving noises

[low tangle]

Horrifying.

[neat moat]

Hey I know you

[onyx igloo]

yeah

[neat moat]

👁️ 👁️

[onyx igloo]

Pretty much, if he could move his legs I would sound exactly like him

[low tangle]

You do? I’m sorry.

[neat moat]

How was ur joyride

[low tangle]

Petty lovely, just need to work on getting my hours up now.

[neat moat]

Hours up?

[vital marten]

New driver?

[low tangle]

I need 45 hours flying to get my private pilots license (PPL).

[onyx igloo]

i get incredibly anxious driving other peoples cars

like i dont wanna damage your property being dumb

[low tangle]

Likewise, I don’t trust myself.

[quick hill]

Good, that means you care

[onyx igloo]

even my parents car

[onyx igloo]

Exactly this

[low tangle]

I’ll do whatever with my own car, but not others, lol.

[onyx igloo]

I am aware of my
moronic aura

[vital marten]

Me driving any car, but especially someone else’s since I haven’t learned

I did enough to realize I’d rather do it in my own 😆

[onyx igloo]

I'm gonna buy a shitbox to drive

Aint no asshole on the road gonna mess with me lmao

(This is sarcasm)

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/pit-manuever-gif-6894375773081553858

[onyx igloo]

this guy listened to the voices

[bronze moat]

I have a SCP in my server! We name him Gregg.

He scared Roxy coming out of the shower oncr

[bronze moat]

Doo eeet!

[low tangle]

Sounds like a wise idea.

[onyx igloo]

Craigslist shitboxes my beloved

[low tangle]

I intend to.

I hope I can get my PPL before I get my new plane I somehow got from one of my dad’s connections.

[low tangle]

Put a £10 Temu spoiler on that, and remove the muffler to embrace the true shitbox experience.

[onyx igloo]

I'm not really the asshole to drive around with a loud car lmao

I may consider a temu spoiler for jokes

[low tangle]

But it would be funny.

[onyx igloo]

All my neighbors are nice old people

[low tangle]

They are probably all deaf anyway, I’m not sure what the concern is.

[onyx igloo]

I dunno man, they seem to have pretty perceptive hearing

Theres this 90 year old dude still chopping wood in his backyard

I think he's a vet too

[low tangle]

Maybe instead get something with a V12 so, while it may be loud atleast it will sound good.

[onyx igloo]

Unfortunately not everybody has the Trust Fund package equipped

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

had most painful 6 hour nap of life

[low tangle]

Consider forming a sleep schedule.

[harsh vault]

hard to do so

[onyx igloo]

i had a nap and woke up at 9:30 pm drenched in sweat

[mental chasm]

nap again

[unborn folio]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-banging-table-angry-mad-rage-quit-gif-17478101

[low tangle]

It’s not.

[harsh vault]

maybe for you

[low tangle]

Put in the effort and you will feel significantly better for it.

It only takes a couple weeks of routine to make your life a bit easier.

[graceful dust]

ive been gone too long what happened to the e's

wait im rainbow now

gay?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[low tangle]

That’s up to you to decide.

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-banging-table-angry-mad-rage-quit-gif-17478101

[low tangle]

Probably wouldn’t.

[raw rock]

Is kipper trolling again

Smh

[graceful dust]

i didnt choose gay gay chose me

[low tangle]

I think we all know a solid sleep schedule will improve your life for the better.

No trolling.

[graceful dust]

#winner

[neat moat]

weener

[raw rock]

I think we know me+u will improve my life for the better

:3

[graceful dust]

#weener

[harsh vault]

really

[low tangle]

It wouldn’t.

[raw rock]

It really would.

[neat moat]

really really

[harsh vault]

:c

[graceful dust]

believe it

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-gif-23606432

[low tangle]

Uh huh.

[low tangle]

:3

[graceful dust]

but seriously why r the e's upside-down #general_chat

[raw rock]

I could be anythinggg

[harsh vault]

blame leonkiel

[graceful dust]

always at the scene of the crime

[raw rock]

i could be allll of you

[low tangle]

That just makes me more concerned.

[raw rock]

I don't concern you enough?

[harsh vault]

are you hitting on her

[thin wedge]

E key broke

had to use something else

[raw rock]

All the time.

Constantly.

[harsh vault]

why!

[raw rock]

Reasons unbenownst to the rest of the server.

Also she's hot

and can be sweet when she isn't being mean and rude

[neat moat]

its always looked like that

[graceful dust]

greetings gaslight chat

[heavy ivy]

its always looked like that

[raw rock]

She's also very uh

[harsh vault]

hai riley

[raw rock]

honest.

Honest is the right word yea.

[thin wedge]

Methane check

[raw rock]

Meaning she will tell me if I'm fucking up

(I'm always fucking up)

[raw rock]

Also, why would I not?

is there something wrong with her?

[harsh vault]

nos

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-steve-carell-the-office-cringe-gif-17778800

what is this display

[harsh vault]

hai frogski

[raw rock]

it's of my Sigmaness

My Rizzability

[stone meadow]

hey floof

[low tangle]

Probably.

[raw rock]

Hey nerd I was trying to stand up for you.

[low tangle]

Just being honest.

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/concentré-thinking-gif-14891559

what the crust

[bronze moat]

I flew a single prop plane for line 20 minutes in the boy scouts. Trainee of course, but my scout troop pooled together $100 per boy scout to get pilot lessons.

I dreamt of being a pilot after that, but got distracted by goth girls

[thin wedge]

modder fix everything puppers

[low tangle]

Why are you always here.

I think every time I have been here, you have been here too.

[raw rock]

That's fair, it's fine thoug. we can fix each other fr

[stone meadow]

its my job

[raw rock]

He's a fed who's job is to spy on you

[stone meadow]

and im just a frequent user in general

[raw rock]

real btw.

[thin wedge]

His diablo 4 is updating

[tender igloo]

what lol

[thin wedge]

got nothing else to do atm

[vague plover]

does the power turn back on when playing?

[low tangle]

Aww, sounds like a lot of fun.

Maybe you could try again at some point?

Also, I’ve never understood the appeal of goth girls for men.

[neat moat]

vro logging into his 9-5

[low tangle]

I’m sorry.

[low tangle]

Uh huh.

[stone meadow]

nah i gotta go to my 9-5 in an hour and half

this is a side hustle

[neat moat]

yeah was about to say

[low tangle]

Working at the poop factory?

[neat moat]

vro has a job, Uber, and discord mod

[stone meadow]

yeah

[low tangle]

Sounds like a dream job.

[stone meadow]

how else do i afford rent in this economy

[vague plover]

why did the power turn back on in my game?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-train-gif-15347229

[ruby river]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-chapa-chapa-cat-cat-chipi-gif-3982040863797256894

[raw rock]

I promise

[low tangle]

[raw rock]

yes

I'm winning

im rizzing

[thin wedge]

im pissin

shittin maybe

[low tangle]

I think the only thing you could rizz is a mouldy potato.

[tender igloo]

breeding socks

[thin wedge]

Pupper pls

[stone meadow]

whose socks am i breeding

[neat moat]

We love unsolicited advances

[thin wedge]

there isn't enough grippy socks at the mental hospital

[raw rock]

When did you change your license

[heavy ivy]

while illegal it is quite profitable and easy to bribe officials with

[low tangle]

Hm-?

[raw rock]

I didn't even know they had species on them

[tender igloo]

oh midjourney has animated stuff now lol

come on lol

[thin wedge]

pupper gonna make her own shifucboom

[raw rock]

You wouldn't understand

[bronze moat]

Lol I’m 50. That was back when I was 16 or 17.

[neat moat]

read her bio and hop off

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-funny-wtf-is-going-on-gif-23050850

[harsh vault]

people be fiending

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cute-animals-kitty-cat-gif-cat-meme-gif-9085090162300180398

[raw rock]

Ur right..."British"

Eugh

[low tangle]

Atleast we have the best food.

Bangers and mash, what a way to start the morning.

[raw rock]

Only because you literally can have a personal chef

Just sayin

I meannnn I could be your personal chef

[low tangle]

I could, but I enjoy cooking for myself.

[tender igloo]

uhhhhh

no

[thin wedge]

eem

ye

[neat moat]

puppers face reveal?

[thin wedge]

yes

[low tangle]

You would burn the food.

[bronze moat]

Mine

[raw rock]

I actually am quite accomplished

[thin wedge]

irl puppers fr

[neat moat]

pft

[raw rock]

I'm a very good cook @low tangle and am offended at your implications I would burn my food

:c

[neat moat]

Mods can we blow up Blade yet

[low tangle]

💅

[thin wedge]

someone is jealous

[raw rock]

Coping hard over here

[raw rock]

Not everyone has this much rizz

[onyx igloo]

Salutations

[thin wedge]

what did you do to sal

[hard shadow]

whats up

[neat moat]

I find it wierd when somone is telling you to stop being weird its immediately called simping

[thin wedge]

what happened to slippin jimmy

[neat moat]

he slipped

[onyx igloo]

Guh?

wdym

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-wesley-snipes-gif-5601678048039086474

[low tangle]

I don’t recall saying to stop, I know Bladez anyway.

[raw rock]

Kipper likes the attention

[low tangle]

They know they don’t have a chance with me anyway.

[raw rock]

True

(I must try)

((Gamblers can't win if they don't play))

[neat moat]

fair enough

[neat moat]

Blade was a weird movie

[onyx igloo]

(((99% percent of of gamblers quit before winning big)))

[low tangle]

No, they can’t win, period

[raw rock]

Nuh uh

[hard shadow]

could you please stop spamming pornagraphy in discord servers

[raw rock]

The house isn't ricgged

[low tangle]

I’m sorry?

[neat moat]

His mother was too.... sensual with blade

[onyx igloo]

Look at his name

[low tangle]

Who are you?

[onyx igloo]

He's clearly evil

[hard shadow]

its kinda weird and uncomfortable for everyone

[low tangle]

Suppose so.

[onyx igloo]

Trying to tarnish your name

[lost saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can't-stop-winning-lets-go-gambling-gif-7706745854605433240

[raw rock]

What's going on?

[hard shadow]

yeah jk btw

[raw rock]

Kipper is posting lewd content?

[stone meadow]

why is the gen chat so weird

[raw rock]

WHERE

[low tangle]

Strange things to joke about but ok.

[raw rock]

I have a bet

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-faint-dead-nope-bye-gif-12483755

[raw rock]

I have a bet amongst friends.

[low tangle]

Suppose you need to start somewhere.

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-confused-look-gif-24835232

[low tangle]

I’m not sure why you stay.

Granted I should ask myself the same question.

[raw rock]

We could start at a small coffee shop date :3

[onyx igloo]

I read this in spy's voice from tf2

[low tangle]

Uh huh.

[hard shadow]

serious question though why does my character keep getting depressed

[neat moat]

uh

what are they doing?

and are there mods/traits

[tender igloo]

a lot of reason

[hard shadow]

unmodded

[stone meadow]

because im paid for it so i have to

[low tangle]

Probably because they realise you are controlling them.

[hard shadow]

fr

[neat moat]

did you make them eat something or stay inside all day

[stone meadow]

someone needs to watch this kindergarden of a discord

[hard shadow]

no

[stone meadow]

discomfort?

[low tangle]

I would hate to see what you have witnessed.

[neat moat]

oh yeah what version too

[onyx igloo]

Isnt that someone you

[hard shadow]

damn it there moderators now

[tender igloo]

do we get gold stars for being swell

[neat moat]

Ima be honest, PZ drama is probably pretty mellow all things considered

[hard shadow]

oh you might be right

[tender igloo]

and pickle stickers

[stone meadow]

yeah i just said that

[onyx igloo]

oh

[low tangle]

I’ve heard otherwise.

Or atleast rot beyond belief.

[stone meadow]

you get to not be banned

[onyx igloo]

full of rage

[hard shadow]

[raw rock]

Boring

[neat moat]

name them

[raw rock]

Sorry my pc died

[graceful dust]

then i guess u, specifically, would be surprised

[low tangle]

I’ve just gotten here, I’m going off hearsay.

[tender igloo]

thanks, thats the best gift ever

[raw rock]

Ironic.

"PZ Drama mellow"

[stone meadow]

its not pz related drama most of the time, its just regular online arguments and trolling

[graceful dust]

ive seen things & im barely here

[neat moat]

name them 🧐

[hard shadow]

stop dming me project zomboid porn please!!

[raw rock]

Said no one who knows the darkside of PZ

[hard shadow]

@low tangle clearly does

[graceful dust]

oh god i do not remember his name rn

[onyx igloo]

ok dude you need to know when to stop

[graceful dust]

or handle rather xd

[low tangle]

I would ask for you to stop joking about such things.

[neat moat]

What did they do?

[hard shadow]

ITS NOT MY FAULT

[graceful dust]

got banned

[hard shadow]

[harsh vault]

pz nsfw does not exist

[neat moat]

Ah

[onyx igloo]

pathological lying

[neat moat]

So like I said, tame

[onyx igloo]

smh..

[graceful dust]

there was like 1 or 2 ppl talking abt predatory stuff when i first joined

& they got banned for it

i dont consider things like that tame idk

[hard shadow]

at least im not that weird

[neat moat]

Ah well thats mor3 substantial but common sadly

[graceful dust]

tru

[low tangle]

You are.

[hard shadow]

[neat moat]

I am an old discord user. And while I never was a part of it. I've been adjacent to some really really fucked up shit people did online

[graceful dust]

a rly active player in my pz server sexually harassed me for like 2 weeks i think thats the worst drama ive personally had to deal w

[neat moat]

so maybe Im just desensitized

[harsh vault]

old!

[neat moat]

Did they get banned at least?

[graceful dust]

yea i banned him

[neat moat]

good

report and ban

[graceful dust]

i didnt ban him for 2 weeks cos i thought it was just rp but when i msged him to talk abt it he went off on me i was like ohhh wow

[low tangle]

Some people are just beyond help I suppose.

[graceful dust]

my server not this one

[neat moat]

ahh ok but still

[low tangle]

Just RP? I think such stuff would make me consider filing a restraining order.

[neat moat]

report

[stone meadow]

can you not?

[raw rock]

Thats crazy

[neat moat]

You can't exactly do that online

[hard shadow]

ok im sorry

[raw rock]

Kipper has one on me

[low tangle]

I’m making a point dw about it.

[graceful dust]

no it was like good character conflict & if he werent basically like... not separating the rp from real life then i wouldve been cool w it

but if someones doing all that & its real for them i draw the line

[onyx igloo]

Yall ever have a recent haircut and you feel the back of your head like

mm fuzz

[neat moat]

Happens a lot in rp games unfortunately

[low tangle]

Some people are just- sad, I suppose.

[neat moat]

something like that

[graceful dust]

managing other ppls emotional bleed is a nightmare for me lol

[toxic relic]

yea

[graceful dust]

its why i personally refuse to rp in the same servers as teens

[toxic relic]

its fun

[neat moat]

hello stink

[graceful dust]

this guy wasnt a teen tho

[toxic relic]

afternoon

[graceful dust]

to be clear

[neat moat]

was he the last straw

[graceful dust]

but teens have that problem more often than adults

[low tangle]

I would atleast try to become more comfortable with cutting people off that are acting in such a way.

[graceful dust]

no he was an adult but still

[low tangle]

Maybe I’m just cold but I don’t take issue with such.

Probably just cold.

[neat moat]

oh wasn't

red as was

[graceful dust]

i had help from my friends dealing w it

[onyx igloo]

me staring at my texture not properly wrap around a models topology for the 20th time

[raw rock]

Kipper is very harsh it's true

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/blacrswan-gif-21283538

[toxic relic]

blender

[low tangle]

Glad to hear that.

[toxic relic]

i hardly kno-

[graceful dust]

but again i didnt realize for 2 weeks cos i thought it was just rp it was crossing the line for me when i realized it was real

[neat moat]

der

[low tangle]

I haven’t rolled my eyes harder lmao, nice.

[onyx igloo]

duh

[toxic relic]

old man humour

[neat moat]

If you roll them hard enough they might roll out of your sockets

try it

[neat moat]

thats zo humor and you know it

[graceful dust]

snake eyes

[raw rock]

Please don't lose your eyes kipper, they are very pretty :c

[low tangle]

Do you feel you would pick up on a similar situation quicker nowadays?

[toxic relic]

zee didnt invent humour

[stone meadow]

i did

[neat moat]

they did

[toxic relic]

contrary to popular belief

[low tangle]

You remind me of my late uncle.

[graceful dust]

no clue honestly

[neat moat]

I was there when the first joke was written

[harsh vault]

he might be the same age

[toxic relic]

you lost humour privileges when you became a mod

[graceful dust]

but i dont think i did a bad job of dealing w it

[toxic relic]

thanks, i also wish i was dead

glad im rping my dreams

[low tangle]

Nah, 18 years off.

[stone meadow]

muted person says : ""

[harsh vault]

damns

[onyx igloo]

whenever my mom enters the house i feel a ghostly presence that i forgot to do something she told me to do

[graceful dust]

also another wild thing that happened was someone submitted a chara to my story-heavy rp server that was just john john the crazy guy. i wish i didnt delete the app

[low tangle]

I would consider wishing to be alive more often than wishing to be dead.

[onyx igloo]

Gordon Freeman

[graceful dust]

he said my server had to "earn" his character development. hes 50 tho what did he do for 50 yrs thats all i wanna kno

[low tangle]

I suppose you had to try.

[harsh vault]

yems

[neat moat]

frog

[low tangle]

I don’t think you would want to know.

[neat moat]

how is boss man

[graceful dust]

he lives in the woods i have a few guesses

[toxic relic]

gotta keep up with the local bossman

[low tangle]

Someone who is that age, doing such things, should be avoided with a, I know, pick a length, pole.

[toxic relic]

its funny seeing americans use other slang

or colloquialisms

[graceful dust]

the character is 50 idk abt the player

[neat moat]

Whats it called again

cultural exchange?

nah mah

[graceful dust]

i love john john the crazy guy tho. character of all time

[low tangle]

Oh, lol.

[toxic relic]

its not cultural exchange

[bronze moat]

Yeah is pretty gnarly

[neat moat]

if you call it appropriation is2g

[toxic relic]

what are you exchanging? new culture for...free invasions for oil?

[onyx igloo]

uh... giz' a job then..?

isnt that british

[neat moat]

penar enlargement pills

[raw rock]

Oh it isn't for oil this time my guy

[onyx igloo]

eagles per drum of oil

[raw rock]

We goin in for the love of the game

[toxic relic]

dont need 'em

[neat moat]

you will

soon

:]

[onyx igloo]

Gas station penar pills

With a wasp as the branding

[raw rock]

Or a rifle fr

[graceful dust]

penar threat? mods?!

[toxic relic]

ive seen those...i have the impulse to try them for a laugh but i know itll go to shit.

the bit calls to me

i must commit

[graceful dust]

u will die

[low tangle]

Sounds like a lot of old man issues, thankfully I’m yet to reach my 50yr old wine mum phase.

[neat moat]

dude what, you bought random pills? and took them??

[onyx igloo]

Shall I mention the grape scented "clear balloons" i saw once?

[graceful dust]

random pills r different always take random pills

[low tangle]

Gosh that sounds terrifying that one day I’ll get old enough that I think minion memes are funny.

[raw rock]

So you acknowledge you want to be a mum

Yes

[toxic relic]

i said i have the impulse, not that i caved in, yet.

[graceful dust]

one of them might be a power-up

[raw rock]

I have a chance

[low tangle]

Uh- no.

[raw rock]

No you said it

It's saved now

[low tangle]

I’m making a point.

[onyx igloo]

Is this a common thing?

[graceful dust]

wine mums dont have to be mums

[raw rock]

burned into my retinas.

[low tangle]

💅

[graceful dust]

they just have to be wine

[toxic relic]

yes

[onyx igloo]

Why would you ehh

Scent it?

[raw rock]

Also yea I took a gas station pill as a joke once btw.

[onyx igloo]

Exactly?

[graceful dust]

so it smells like grape

[toxic relic]

my bf found out he was allergic to artificial banana flavour that way

[raw rock]

have you ever chewed on a ballon?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/big-wine-only-one-glass-huge-glass-of-wing-huge-glass-gif-17005858

[toxic relic]

funny night

[tender igloo]

do it lol

i double doggy dare youi

[onyx igloo]

no..?

[toxic relic]

just some chemicals

[graceful dust]

so ur bf can find out abt his allergies in an awful way

[neat moat]

oddly specific

[raw rock]

Dude I'm not gay and that doesn't sound fun that just sounds like a horrible night

Like on god

[toxic relic]

it was but we laughed about it

[graceful dust]

but it made for a funny story & thats what matters

yknow what

[raw rock]

Well as long as you can laugh yea

[graceful dust]

u should take the gas station pills

[low tangle]

Men will do anything to shave 10yrs off their lifespan I swear.

[toxic relic]

and i got to joke about having a lethal dong for weeks

[raw rock]

You know what, I've laughed at worse

[toxic relic]

dont tempt me man

[raw rock]

We had a guy once yk, while on a range

so we called him "Negligent Discharge"

for a while

[toxic relic]

pfft

good name

[low tangle]

That’s actually kinda funny though.

[graceful dust]

thats a good one

[unreal bane]

What's all this then.

[graceful dust]

i actually

[unreal bane]

[toxic relic]

no shit dude

[graceful dust]

got pain in one of my stitches

[onyx igloo]

Conversations about.. your mother.

[graceful dust]

congrats on that

[neat moat]

Bri ish Hana

[raw rock]

Guess what guys

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-mgs4-ocelot-liquid-ocelot-gif-18131446

[tulip mulch]

How do I convince my hg to buy project zombiod

[graceful dust]

hg?

[raw rock]

Home Girl?

[graceful dust]

huge grandpa

[neat moat]

idk

[tulip mulch]

Yes

[graceful dust]

oh

[neat moat]

yes to what

[graceful dust]

grandpa?

[raw rock]

To huge grandpa

[tulip mulch]

She said she thinks it looks like the sims 1 and she’s mean

[tender igloo]

just say you would like to play a game with them and spend time together

[graceful dust]

tell her shes a fucking square if she doesnt like the sims 1

[raw rock]

Tell her "I thought you women loved the sims"

Yea what the fuck

[tulip mulch]

And I just want someone to play with bc I’m ass

[raw rock]

Sims is like the universal girl thing

[low tangle]

I don’t think it is.

[unreal bane]

I don't really like the Sims though.

[raw rock]

FAKE

[graceful dust]

how many girls do u even know

[neat moat]

Well youre not like other girls Hana

[raw rock]

More than I'd like.

[tulip mulch]

SHE ONLY LIKE THE SIMS FOUR

[neat moat]

🤭

[onyx igloo]

Me when I'm enlisted in the army and I see the expensive meals start showing up

[tender igloo]

bruh sims 3 is the bset

[raw rock]

I know too many women.

[graceful dust]

oh i forgot i dont fw the sims 4 idk shit abt sims 4 players

[raw rock]

It's about to be fun wdym

[low tangle]

With quotation marks??

[graceful dust]

name 5?

[frosty tulip]

couldn't be me

[toxic relic]

your mate sounds like she has terrible taste in games

[raw rock]

Other than my family? You want IRL or online.

[unreal bane]

You mean, other than those who have you on blocked?

[raw rock]

Damn real

[neat moat]

nah home girl is a friend iirc

[unreal bane]

[tulip mulch]

Yes bro

[onyx igloo]

I didnt even know there was that many

[graceful dust]

how many women do i even know...

[toxic relic]

i see

[raw rock]

Hana got me with that one

I won't lie

Fuck

[onyx igloo]

Uh.. shit..

[neat moat]

She's brutal

[graceful dust]

theres at least that many yeah

[frosty tulip]

I barely remember anybody

[tulip mulch]

Yeah she’s a girl kisser

[toxic relic]

i dont know many women irl tbh...

[onyx igloo]

Michelle Obama..?

[tulip mulch]

So what do I do gang

[onyx igloo]

Uhhh...

[raw rock]

I know 3 Neveahs.

[neat moat]

I dont remember the last time I was under her crooshairs. I just remember the pain

[graceful dust]

shes a girl kisser & doesnt even like the sims i dont understand. does she know u can make girls kiss in that

[restive spire]

tell her that you can drive and drink in the game

[onyx igloo]

Doja cat..?

[raw rock]

Who all hang out together

[frosty tulip]

the amount of times that people just remember me and I don't remember them

so damn awkward

[raw rock]

I'm scared that Kipper will recognize me irl one day.

[neat moat]

does she go to home depot though

[frosty tulip]

we went to primary school together? Yep already forgot all of that.

[raw rock]

While i'm at the airport

[tender igloo]

i dunno , doesnt really take much for a friend to get me to hang out with them , even if its something i think i might not be interested in its fun being with them lol just ask them

[graceful dust]

who goes to home depot anymore

[tulip mulch]

She loves the sims just not the older ones

[toxic relic]

why is it embarrassing

[unreal bane]

Don't worry too much about that. It's a popular starter for insurance agents.

[tender igloo]

or meet people in here

theres lots of great people hurr

[frosty tulip]

No, I just genuinely forgot

[onyx igloo]

Someone told me they changed my diaper when I was a baby like I'd instantly recognize them

[tulip mulch]

It’s that is cost 20 bucks

[neat moat]

lebians

[onyx igloo]

lesbacon

[tulip mulch]

Yeah

[graceful dust]

lebians get shit from their neighbors these days. at least the ones i know

[onyx igloo]

mm bacon

[toxic relic]

That's fine dude, memory tends to forget

[frosty tulip]

nah dude it's so over

[toxic relic]

just be honest

[frosty tulip]

this is my cognitive decline arc

[onyx igloo]

i mixed up michigan and missippi

[frosty tulip]

I'll be in the nursing home soon enough

[onyx igloo]

im stupid

[restive spire]

home depot ❌ dedeman ✅

everyone loves dedeman

[toxic relic]

"oh, real? i completely forgot most of my early life, man, so youll have to remind me-but its good to be remembered haha"

[onyx igloo]

what is a dedeman

[graceful dust]

i'll be sure to check it out someday

[restive spire]

dedeman is better tha homedepot

[frosty tulip]

I think the trouble is that I still look super similar to how I liked in all of high school.

I'm just taller

that's the main difference

[toxic relic]

yikes

that kind of sucks

[frosty tulip]

so thats probably why they can remember me.

[toxic relic]

dude hasnt evolved into adult form yet

[frosty tulip]

nuh uh

[restive spire]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedeman

[frosty tulip]

I grew taller

[onyx igloo]

at 17 im like 170 pounds and 5'9-ish

[toxic relic]

so did i from the ages of ~13-17

[frosty tulip]

I'm already past my adult form anyway, this is my senior citizen form.

[toxic relic]

im an expert at growing taller

[toxic relic]

ok 20 yo

[tender igloo]

lol

[frosty tulip]

22 akhually

[neat moat]

baby

[toxic relic]

lmao

[graceful dust]

omfg

[neat moat]

look at this dude

[toxic relic]

your brain isnt even fully developed yet

[frosty tulip]

NAAWWW I'M OLDER SPIRITUALLY

[graceful dust]

neither is urs if we're being real

[frosty tulip]

I GOT THE OSTEOPOROSIS

[onyx igloo]

Will it ever fully develop, dude

[toxic relic]

[graceful dust]

yknow what thats fair lets make u an HONORARY senior citizen

[onyx igloo]

I'm a lost cause

[frosty tulip]

thank you

[graceful dust]

i mean like they dont stop developing but i just realized the 2nd part didnt clarify it just made it meaner

[toxic relic]

bro used "im mature for my age"
pack it up, we're done.

[graceful dust]

LMAO

[frosty tulip]

MY SKELETON IS MATURE FOR MY AGE

HENCE WHY IT'S BREAKING DOWN

[toxic relic]

nah mate

[neat moat]

weak bones dont make you old

[toxic relic]

you've just got spongier bones.

[graceful dust]

see when i was 22 i always wondered what my joint pain was gonna be like when i was 30

[onyx igloo]

sorry bro my stomache absorbed some of my brain

[graceful dust]

cos it was alrdy so bad

[frosty tulip]

They do, I declare it

[graceful dust]

turns out... worse

[onyx igloo]

while i was exercising

[neat moat]

get rid of your joints

mo joints mo problems

[low tangle]

Let’s prove it to by breaking a few of yours and seeing if you get older.

[unreal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dog-no-nope-nah-dissapointed-gif-16889760

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-food-coma-simpsons-me-after-christmas-too-much-gif-15892504

[frosty tulip]

I havent broken a bone yet

any day now it'll probably happen tho

actually impressive I haven't

[toxic relic]

i find it odd that people havent broken bones

[low tangle]

I avoid breaking my bones because I am a pussy that doesn’t do anything mildly risky.

[toxic relic]

maybe im just reckless

[toxic relic]

lmao

[graceful dust]

u are

[frosty tulip]

staircases are my nemesis now

[toxic relic]

hey, man, cliff jumping is a serious sport

[low tangle]

I’m fragile anyway.

I think a strong breeze should be reason for concern for me.

[onyx igloo]

my nemesis is my own legs

[neat moat]

Guess I just got lucky

very lucky

[onyx igloo]

they like hitting things

[frosty tulip]

I fuck up walking down the staircase and my legs snap like matchsticks.

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-alone-thinking-who-am-i-gif-7470647

[graceful dust]

i think ive never broken a bone cos my fav adrenaliney activities mostly have seatbelts

[low tangle]

Atleast it will be a quick death.

[graceful dust]

actually no

thats wrong

ive wiped out so many times

i think im just lucky

[toxic relic]

christ, guys, give me some luck

[raw rock]

Racing

I fucking

LOVE RACING

[low tangle]

No.

[raw rock]

I LOVE IT

NASCAR

I LOVE NASCAR

[toxic relic]

a racist in chat

[low tangle]

Likewise lol.

[low tangle]

Boooooring.

[raw rock]

ok ok hear me out

[graceful dust]

i like riding electric scooter on bumpy trail going 17mph. & flying ass over teakettle

[raw rock]

Hold on

[low tangle]

I too enjoy only turning left.

[raw rock]

We go to, a GT3 Race together Kipper

[tender igloo]

erm theres only one naskr

[low tangle]

How fun.

[raw rock]

not a date

[toxic relic]

televised traffic

[raw rock]

just together

because it's fun to do things with friends

[low tangle]

I’ll bring my own car and make sure you aren’t allowed at the track.

[raw rock]

grrrr

[onyx igloo]

i think rally car drivings the best

[neat moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090566155581804544/1374465821358821416/caption-8.gif

[toxic relic]

and you'll never know him as well as leon does.

[onyx igloo]

mfs are crazy in the art of rally

[graceful dust]

does anyone here like rollercoasters

[raw rock]

meh

[toxic relic]

yes

[low tangle]

I don’t enjoy it because fortunately for me I am not suicidal.

[raw rock]

I like freeflow stuff

[tender igloo]

ill find them both and shove them in my pickle jars

no more leaving for milk

[toxic relic]

pickled human

[graceful dust]

have u ever been on one of those ones where they flip u upside down & u dont have a seatbelt lol

[toxic relic]

i wonder how that tastes

[onyx igloo]

fortunately i am
car door closing

[graceful dust]

they put like 100 ppl at a time on those things...

[toxic relic]

yes

its cinema

[tender igloo]

lol american? uhh i think id rather eat a cat turd

[raw rock]

Guys I gotta admit, kipper is worth getting denyed 1000000 times for the chance at a yes 1 time

[toxic relic]

i love being closer to death than i already am

[low tangle]

Probably not great, and I don’t like the idea of maybe catching a prion that will guarantee my death.

[toxic relic]

true but neither are american

[graceful dust]

i generally dont think of theme park rides as unsafe

or like

they r but i dont think of them as worse than cars

xd

[low tangle]

I’m not that valuable.

[toxic relic]

puppers, you have a chance

[tender igloo]

maple syrup and that

[graceful dust]

usually i have to be in a car to get to one

[neat moat]

You know, the more you joke abour dying the less of a joke it feels

[tender igloo]

wahts that stuff thats german lol

that cabbage

[tulip mulch]

I want root beer

[tender igloo]

sour grout

[onyx igloo]

Sauerkraut

[toxic relic]

yeah im mentally ill

[onyx igloo]

Sour grout lmao

[low tangle]

Atleast you ain’t shy about it.

[tender igloo]

yah sauerkraut lol

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-comfort-pikachu-caterpie-gif-17203018

[toxic relic]

diagnosed chronic depression for 15 years

[onyx igloo]

thats not a rare thing here

[toxic relic]

[raw rock]

Then why am I still here huh

[neat moat]

who isnt now, am I right 🚬

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-muscle-strong-man-gif-5783927

[toxic relic]

im not special, i am aware

[graceful dust]

no smoking in gen chat pls

[low tangle]

Because you don’t know when something is a lost cause.

[toxic relic]

just an old man

[low tangle]

That say you can’t hear gifs, I object.

[onyx igloo]

im a young man with major anxiety

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cyclops-ryu-dap-me-up-dap-dap-up-gif-2485274535169214603

[raw rock]

I'm a Former Paratrooper, we Fight to win or FIght to die.

[tender igloo]

im cyclips

[graceful dust]

[onyx igloo]

bicyclips

[neat moat]

byclops

[low tangle]

Thrilling, not for me.

[frosty tulip]

a former paratrooper in Arma?

damnnn

[raw rock]

It's fine, I'm your backup plan

[toxic relic]

NOOOOOO DUUUUDE, I ALREADY CALLED DIBS IM TELLING ON YOU

[tender igloo]

IM NOT GONNA BE THAT other guy lol he sux

[raw rock]

It's funny because when I was an E-2 or E-3 I did milsim in arma

[toxic relic]

FINE but i get to pick the game

dibs infinity

[onyx igloo]

anybody else here a medic main in fps games

[raw rock]

but then I stopped because I had a fight with the leadership

[frosty tulip]

fuckno

[tender igloo]

the game of life and how to play it?

[raw rock]

HLL Medics my love

[frosty tulip]

There was only one game I mained a medic role and that was BattleBit

[tender igloo]

i am in marvel rivals constantly cause people auto lock lol

[queen estuary]

do any off you lads know any good multiplayer vanilla servers?

[frosty tulip]

I was a suicide bombing medic

[oblique stream]

Ayy

[toxic relic]

nah mate, check #1019737819981283459 or #1019725562337579028

[onyx igloo]

AYY

[raw rock]

I play as leadership roles or medic yea.

[low tangle]

If remember when people were calling that game the AAA killer and then it died out like a wet fart.

[graceful dust]

never even heard of it

[frosty tulip]

how any AAA killer goes rlly

[oblique stream]

I love getting yelled by teammates for not healing them for 3 seconds

[raw rock]

It is fun, but it's literally just, it had no development

[onyx igloo]

Well AAA games die out like wet farts anyway

[heavy ivy]

supposedly they are updating it "soonish", hope it jumps back it was quite fun on launch

[raw rock]

and vehicles were really bad.

[tender igloo]

bruhw hat kinda wet fart dies quickly

[raw rock]

Fucking tanks taking 3 or 4 shots to kill a jeep

was not fun

very trash

[onyx igloo]

The one after you have taco bell

[raw rock]

Tanks are so bad in battlebit

[onyx igloo]

Then its a shart

[neat moat]

🪽 👁️ 👁️ 🪽
👁️
🪽 👁️ 👁️ 🪽 ** **

[raw rock]

it's actually crazy how bad

[low tangle]

Sadly, it’s a nice tagline though.

[tender igloo]

wth lol

[raw rock]

"Yes I will" is also a nice tagline

just sayin

[low tangle]

It’s not.

[neat moat]

Be Not Afraid

[queen estuary]

are you an angel

[raw rock]

I think it is

We can agree to disagree

[onyx igloo]

I am too tired to be afraid of anything

[neat moat]

biblically accurate angle*

[onyx igloo]

Most horror games I play are with an utterly straight face

And silently locked in

[graceful dust]

as opposed to loudly locked in?

[onyx igloo]

Thats my friend

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-locked-in-lock-tf-in-cat-cat-meme-gif-13335816645637017379

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/fried-cat-gif-25713807

[low tangle]

Horrors beyond my comprehension? Fantastic, I won’t understand it at all.

[oblique stream]

Loudly unfocused in

[raw rock]

Dude, horror games are a mixup for me

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/silencing-the-evil-shut-up-cat-spam-gif-12771978950366181258

[raw rock]

Normal horror games?

I straight face.

But VR? Violence is my default response to actually being scared

[oblique stream]

Job application horror game

[onyx igloo]

[raw rock]

I will throw hands with Horror villains

[low tangle]

Too scary for me.

[raw rock]

including the dreaded job application

[graceful dust]

i do that!

[raw rock]

I'll protect you :3

[graceful dust]

whomst

[low tangle]

I’m going to die.

[raw rock]

:c

[graceful dust]

would u throw hands w chucky

[raw rock]

Immediately

[graceful dust]

what abt charles lee ray

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[raw rock]

Er ya

[low tangle]

Terrifying.

[graceful dust]

i might take my chances w chucky but i wouldnt fw charles lee ray he scares me

[low tangle]

Thankfully I already have a job and it’s called keeping my house clean and cooking.

Atleast I tell myself that.

[graceful dust]

i think the flashbacks in cult of chucky scared me too bad

[oblique stream]

Whats your graphic

5-2?

[low tangle]

Graphic?

Hm?

[oblique stream]

Working days to weekends

[velvet pebble]

It's working schedule

I think?

[low tangle]

I don’t get you, I don’t have a job, if tending to my house is a job it’s everyday.

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[neat moat]

kabloooway

[raw rock]

You know, if you had me there, I could tend to the home, you could still cook for yourself but you'd have like, way more oodles time to do fun stuff

:3

Logic and Reasoning are how I gamble

[low tangle]

I enjoy tending to my house, the only person I need to employ is a gardener because I am not tending to 53 acres of land myself.

[raw rock]

I CAN DO THAT

FREE

DEADAHHH FREE

[low tangle]

I’ll get a professional instead.

[raw rock]

Fuck I have to flood her market with my "Professional" Lawnkeeping services

[oblique stream]

Damn, no weekends?

Should be tiring

[low tangle]

lol, I don’t actually have to do that much.

It’s a decent sized home but nothing crazy.

Which is all I want anyway.

[graceful dust]

homeowner?

[neat moat]

nah

[raw rock]

She's rich.

Like actually.

[neat moat]

rich parents

[graceful dust]

checks out

[raw rock]

No.

She

Is Rich.

[neat moat]

Her parents gave her her wealth so

[raw rock]

Well yes, but not just them.

[neat moat]

And she said she doesn't have a job so idk where that income would he

[graceful dust]

"independently wealthy"

[raw rock]

She did make quite a large sum of money.

[raw rock]

My leading theory is feetfinder.

[neat moat]

maybe investing but that's slow growth

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354894140701282325/1370288168099643432/SPOILER_togif-4-1.gif

[raw rock]

I'm still looking for it.

There isn't really any evidence, but like.

I think it exists.

[low tangle]

Investing and selling a couple houses isn’t anything crazy…

I’m yet to still sell my granny’s house but I’m pretty sure it will be a quick sell considering it’s in Kensington of all places.

Besides, I’ve got it much better than 99% of people so something about claiming my wealth is really that “earned” feels icky to me.

[neat moat]

you dont make money off feet finder

[low tangle]

I atleast try not be an ass about being wealthy.

[graceful dust]

selling a couple houses is kinda crazy

like thats not a normal way of thinking lol

[raw rock]

I know

I'm trying to bring up

[low tangle]

Probably not.

[raw rock]

I'm trying to show her the lower middle class of america

[heavy ivy]

i imagine you still have far more in common with the homeless than millionares in terms of wealth. we all gotta remember that we're in this together and it's the big guys at the top who are causing the issues

[graceful dust]

selling houses isnt a job is the thing

[low tangle]

I would rather not get shot and for a junkie to steal my shoes thanks.

[raw rock]

I'm in indiana, not chicago

[graceful dust]

damn lol

[raw rock]

She uh....She is a millionare

She is the big guy at the top

[neat moat]

a rich persons using the term junkie will never not be bad in my eyes 😭

[graceful dust]

on the other hand ppl r responsible for their own actions & if their main source of income is selling houses then... lol

[low tangle]

In all seriousness If I’m being- I forgot the word, I don’t know, disconnected from real life let me know, I don’t want to be an ass but sometimes I unintentionally sound like one.

[graceful dust]

was this unintentional

[raw rock]

No.

She is just like that.

[low tangle]

No, it’s not. I think some people in my area would disagree but they probably delude themselves into thinking that way anyway.

[neat moat]

Id say a good rule of thumb is to try and not use dehumanizing terms on disenfranchised groups. At the very least when youre not in said group

[low tangle]

I’ll try not to.

[raw rock]

Nah, nah hold on

Are we really arguing that Junkies aren't Junkies just because she has some money?

[neat moat]

what

[low tangle]

I wouldn’t get stuck up over it.

[graceful dust]

i dont understand the point of saying that lol

[raw rock]

Nah, because I come from a LITERAL trailer.

I literally come from that type of region

[neat moat]

So do a lot of us, but not everyone comes from poverty

[graceful dust]

so do i how abt u fuck off

[raw rock]

Oh my bad, want me to use the legal term here?

[stone meadow]

the bigger issue is instantly associating lower middle class america with getting shot, drug abuse and robbery

dehumanizing term aside

[raw rock]

That's most of Europe though.

[neat moat]

guh

[raw rock]

NGL. speak to any european.

[neat moat]

😭

[stone meadow]

i am european

[raw rock]

AntiAmerican Propaganda goes hard.

[stone meadow]

uk is part of europe

[graceful dust]

honestly given the shit that happens to drug addicts i do care a bit more abt that than however ppl characterize middle class america

[raw rock]

you guys eat itup

[low tangle]

I do wonder though, is that a topic that is acceptable to joke about but not be serious about? Or is it just something that shouldn’t be joked about? That I’m not quite sure.

[low tangle]

I’m sure most of Europe would wish we weren’t lol.

[raw rock]

🥺 you can get your american citizenship

[stone meadow]

"anti american propaganda" after saying most of europe is drug addicts and robbers is crazy levels of a lack of self awareness