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twitter handle of... (f-slur)furhire...
Loki:
I respect furries
It's called scalies and they fall under the same category as a furry. So throw it in the incinerator.
how about this
but what about bugs
what category is this
they have no fur
or scales
they have exoskeletons
will you be called a exoskelly?
Idk if I'd like to meet a legit furry irl. I feel like they would either be completely normal or on all fours with a collar on.
Idk what to expect
the on 4s are the ones beyond
there's probably a good bunch of closet furry you've met
Just talk to a software engineer they probably are one
They be licking their legs or something
i'm fine with them too tbh. i'm not one tho
I like them sometimes. Some I met are just mentally unstable and I had to block a few.
I don't judge people for liking weird things, because I also like weird things
we're all weird in a way
Yeah ik
I'm not judging what they like. I'm judging some behavior they have. I met a couple crazies. Most got banned from the server for their outbursts.
Hey. You are no saint
never had melon before, does it taste that different from watermelons
I mean yeah one tastes like melon and one like watermelon
also speaking of ZZZ, I just checked my gmail for school related emails and there's a highlighted ZZZ email saying I should come back and claim my free 5* lmao
Do it
hello friends
My Internet sucks so no zenless_zone_zero for me
my laptop lags like hell while my phone burns in hell
ZZZ is too heavy for either of my device

does this server not have a custom tag users can add to their profile? :3
No
wait does rimworld have one
yerp
Shifu
Can they even be 2 chars?
rimworld is so silly
cant wait for 1.6 rimworld update to drop, gonna add to my 2k hours in that game
pawn pathfinding is gonna be MULTI THREADED now
we've never been so blessed
gonna give it a month before I touch it
a lot of mods are gonna be down when 1.6 shows up
well anyway the project zomboid server having a tag would be awesome just saying 👀
pz tag when 👅
yeah true, thats always the play
let it simmer for a month, any bugs will be fixed, let old mods update, new mods based on the DLC come out
and then just
go ham
sink an unhealthy amount of time into it
I still don't have every dlc
gonna be getting anomaly and then oddy next
maybe royalty
not really sure about psycasts tho
cant wait for rimworld update 10.0 when they add real-time molecule simulation 😈
honestly if you dont have them all already save royalty last
out of all of them its really the worst
same, its the one I found least interesting
even without the new one which hasnt released yet i can say that 100%
the new one is literally the biggest mod the game had becoming official
royalty is really meh
for sure
it has like a few things that are positively awesome
the ship building is gonna be funny
I don't think the DLC makes it so that you need to build the ship in a certain shape
but the rest is like- sure this thing/mechanic now exists but i dont really feel the need to or want to interact with it
so its gonna be fun to see what people are gonna do with it lmao
nope not at all, from what we know it can be whateeever shape you want
im just honeslty super super excited since its literally the team that made the original mod being hired into the studio to make it official
and the mod was insanely good, but had a lot of incompatability issues
and certain aspects were very buggy/laggy since they couldnt just rewrite the framework of the game
wait the modders were actually asked to do it?
but now? fuck that
damn thats gonna make it really nice
yep yep
Is this the right discord to look for players and servers?
less bugs and error should show up
#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028 specifically if you're looking for people to play with
i love it when this stuff happens in indie studios man
Thanks papi
when the modding community is so good and so alive that they are actually hired by the developers
or when most mods become vanilla features
now that I think about it, some vanilla mechanics did come from mods
a lot of them did
looking at you Wall Lights mod 👀
rimworlding
pz aswell i assume
They talking about the rim
yeah pz has quite a few, and TIS has hired modders
i've only been playing pz for 2 weeks
so i dont really know the backstory of modding/modders being hired
but i see its the same vibe
a lot of them have been hired
!rj
game exists, occasional updates, modders carry the lifeblood
classic
the best games are the games that can be modded forever
yeah it's easy to build additions when a foundation exists
easier at least
I love it though, it's nice to see
yep, we're blessed for that in certain games
over the years many people joining
tbh i only got PZ because i saw it had a massive modding community
i was interested in it, sure, but saw aspects of it where i wanted more or didnt like something and didnt buy it in the past
but out of curiosity i opened the community hub and checked out the workshop, saw it for like 2 seconds
went "ah, a rimworld."
and bought it
now im hooked
yh, é fixe
yeah the modding scene is insane
you're right my bad
hur dur when full release
npc when
please add poop fart
whatever
truth nuke
he fits in
Only 38 THOUSAND mods
Spiffo!
So close Lokiel
nah I held it
Almost screenshotted it
i swear i'm going to have an aneurism if i see people complaining about b42 multiplayer and i only started playing recently
motherfucker you CHOSE to play the UNSTABLE branch, the fuck do you want 😭
200+ mods from B41 are now effectively in B42
devs have unfortunately said they won’t add peepee and poopoo so what’s the point in even playing this god forsaken game
I was looking at a dm and flipped back lol
excuses excuses
who slipped into your DMs
that also reminds me to ask, why are mods only for b42 being made now instead of b41? wouldnt from a modder's perspective be easier and better to mod b41, and then update to b42? Or is there some information im missing where b42 is basically close as hell to being shipped/its easier to mod?
So close!
That's a cat 😊
so much has changed from b41 to b42 it wouldn't be easier to port
Use lifesryles mod.
Bathroom needs are a thing, but they don’t overwhelm the game and make it “project poop” like the silly poop mod does.
It affects your hygeine, which in turn affects your depression
oh its been like that for months
people constantly asking
when MP
is there an actual poop mod
i would k myself
I just say its out
when mp
there’s already a ton of micromanagement in this fucking thing
there is
as long as it has the essential meters 
I can't sleep
I keep moving about
one of those updates im guessing?
Bleugh
well to be fair its pz so every update is one of those updates no?
pretty much every update
It’s mod dependnent.
Tiles got a LOT of changes so map mods need to be remade.
Texture mods for something like a tshirt? Super easy to convert cause it’s just a texture.
when b43 sp
when Polish update
they’ll release the full thing when i die
poland in pz when
when b42 comes out in stable i'll start modding pz too
see what i can play around with
If you clog a toilet it plays a funny trumpet sound.
And using a plunger is fully animated
they should ditch kentucky and stick PZ in portugal
I got Kerfus on my server!
all the zombies will just kill themselves
b42 rimworld inspired cybernetics mod for pz, heed my words, i'll make it work
How do you keep your car so shiny
oil
theres a map for that lol, acho que se chama tugaland, é meio mau though!
Alot of vodka
medo
parte do mapa só diz "benfica" 😭
keep it in a garage and never actually drive it
Roxy voice update
nuh uh
ima be for real, again i probably shouldnt judge since i only joined the game recently, but from what i've heard, read and seen i think we will be lucky to see build 48 in the next decade 😭
Oh do you think theyre gonna fix MP sprinters?
Maybe make them less of a pain to fight too
it'd be a miracle if I'm still alive when B48 is released
i dont think i've ever seen a PZ official post stating actual release dates, but who cares, its a fantastic game that can be modded, im not gaffing
Pattern has been 1 update per 3-4 years. Just how it goes
largest update is the MP update
someone give these people money so they can hire more people
someone make a polymarket gamble thing, b48 before WW3 yes or no
its also the biggest spike in player count
i’d like to play the full release before i die
damn 💀
minecraft coded
B41 was a 4 year run from start to finish.
Pancake syrup didn’t work until LATE into B41.
Updates take time and they a cookin’ a LOT
fair enough
each update is really big
gn chat
there are minor updates here and there
Nah Minecraft doesn't have an excuse. But as a TF2 player I always laugh at the people whining for updates
but major updates
are major for a reason
to the point its practically a different game
even minor updates are like have a billion lines of changelogs
i also read that they (indie stone) recently hired more developers no?
Heavy update when
or is that fake?
HERBERT NOOOOOOOOO
You guys get updates?
okay but valve released the source code of tf2 for free 💀
what even is an update
what do people even want
game will NOT die
its that one meme lmao
But my hope will never die
No I get it but Id at least like the he ay update. Im just glad the released the last comic at least
that is a gif actually
but alright
true, i remember when all the hype was about that
catboy
eventually people moved on though
(MOM GET THE CAMERA)
I don’t know what you mean by this
truth nuked
weren’t you going to sleep ?
YOU. ARE. A. CAT. BOYYYYY
catdog
because my picture is a cat
guh
Hotdog
yes
when crocs get added
I can't, im listening to a decade old audio
i find it unrealistic that i cant drown myself to escape biting
that would be funny actually
A dog almost did that to me once
Live footage of a CIA blacksite
also i havent touched b42, do the zombies attack the animals?
and do animals attack zombies at all?
like, i would imagine a wild boar fucking up a zombie in half a second 😭
idk I havent seen much of zombie animal interaction yet
Yo
add fucking lions to the game idfk, let me train a pack of wolves
I hope they add dogs so I can finally live out my fo1 fantasy
fair, maybe thats coming in the full release of b42- or mods
again we dont know much about PZ lore but
if the infected are like WWZ infected where they ate anything that moved then animals could be attacked in pz
no no I mean I havent seen much of animals yet to see if there is
oooooh
cus youre the bottom of thr todem pol bucko
Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid
need lvl 10 to get image perms
lmfao thank you bot
type shit
rank of one of the devs 👀
Nope
nah i've just been here for years
Several people are you infact several other people
Damn I been yapping
no just non binary
unrelated though because the name existed before that so
why is everyone on this server so cool
i am, in fact, a unholy amalgamation of multiple humans yes
you know that unholy creature from the ending of the netflix castlevania animated show?
thats me type shit
a mix of beings full of souls or whatever
thank you that was lovely
bonk!
The everyone in this server is cool factoid is actually false
I'm and outlier for being like super duper infinity cool adn should not have been counted
so like ur a dragon demon thinggy?
probably not talking about the same thing but sure
lets go with that take
sounds awesome
What in the indeterminate form, L'Hospital's rule is this
wha
Whar?
So you're not counted cause you're infinitely cool?
Infinitely cool is better than cool, so if anything it should make it more true
I explained why I shouldn't be counted
After all, infinity is a concept, not a number...
No, you did the opposite.
well we've considered your claim scarf

My question is how is there fire underwater
Am I living in an era where someone doesn't know about Spiders Georg?
maybe its natural gas
I got a new phone ^-^
They're obviously using wood you dolt >.<
wait can natural gas burn underwater
who said you cant put wood over a gas fire
The one I had was six+ years old lol
Which brings an even bigger question, how are there trees under water
why so gassy
Or is it driftwood?
Probably driftwood
driftwood floats
But why is drift wood at the bottom of the ocean?
Me too
you ask so many interesting and engaging questions, please stand next to the wall
whichever you prefer
Oo, piece of candy


How are theire talking sponges?
Seems like the type of guy to sleep all night and work all day
Chicken Jockey
bonsoir
max verstappen kicking his punctured rear left hard tyre after crashing at the main straight in the 2021 azerbaijan grand prix
Yeah. I think he’s okay
JUST LIKE MY DDEEEEEAARRRR PAPAAAAAA
question about pz in general, zombies dont decay, right? no matter how much time passes?
Only visually decay
glock with an extended mag? nice
i see, and theres no mod that adds a function of actual zombie decay overtime right?
nothing like if my character survives for a full year, i wont see significantly less zombies on the street because most have rotted away
Chat, devil horns on the inside of my pointer and pinky finger or no? 😈
I don't believe so
Would it be visible
rip
If you saw the inside of my hand yeah
well with mods theres always the option to
A
A?
I'm more of a B myself
I think you should do what you like
So yes lol
Yep
You and you Bs always wanna Be specal
Like this but not exactly
Yea they do. Just no change to combat/function.
As time passes more will be missing limbs, etc. and dead ones slowly rot
any official word if that will ever affect combat/function?
they get slower?
I guess?
I never really notice
also iirc its based on the zombies age rather than time of the save
so if a zombie newly spawned, it won't get affected by it
hi guys, does anybody know a vanilla server in europe, just a server with no rules where i can get in and play like i play solo but with more people and with some pvp who knows
#1019725562337579028 #1019737819981283459 i would try there and click the tags at the top
the thing is i already did and or they are not europe or are all modded
Im just a fan boy. So nothing I say can be official. Just observation.
But I would expect more stuff later when they start releasing the long term game content
then perhaps the folks in pz chat might be more interested
it also doesn't surprise me that they all use mods
lurking, maychance creeping thru chiraq rn
even had ur pixels taken
put the pixles in the bag
yo guys
what's more fun to play with a group of 3, private co-op server or a random multiplayer server
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/june-tunes?hmb_source=&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=mosaic_section_1_layout_index_1_layout_type_threes_tile_index_2_c_junetunes_bundle DJMAX is on humble bundle
going to be hard to find a vanilla server for 41 since a lot of things like sustainability are lacking , you could try battlemetrics and see if there is anything that is near vanilla
Come and take it
group of 3 first then with lots of experience, take the group to an MP server
😎 👍 thx
Only I am decent at it, both of them are new
No rules? Nope
ok ty for the answers guys <3
Small but regular group are 1000 times more fun than large randos who play for 5 minutes and dip
I meant like where to play with them
My last server ran for 3 1/2 game years, and we had success we walled off for entire cities during that time.
Our own little server or a random one
That depends entirely on you. I run my own server, but I run it the way that I like it. So that means it’s rare for me to play on anyone else’s
Alr, thanks
Mister GamerDave tear down that wall!
the feral hog isnt so feral
john pork on fent
Let it go to voicemail
holy shit they do not want me to mess with that
Ultimately, it comes down to what you want to get out of the game.
I enjoy role-playing as well as events, so my server has events and missions and things like that.
Other servers are kind of a free-for-all so even if you and your friends tried to build a base together? Some dude might show up and burn the whole thing down.
Oh, it’s gone. I wiped my server last week.
Im generally new to PZ as a whole are there any good starter server to join where i can just play vanilla+ or something
ty srry
have you tried Rimworld Coop?
I have
What Minecraft mod is this
:clueless:
No way
How do you get the colored name?
become insanely active
there is one for boosting

Do 5000 jumping jacks, and then in public scream “I love men” 20 times to get it
nitro has their own pink colour lol
ours is butter 
i finally finished settling into the fire station
holy fuck zomboid is truly 70% organizing
Literally, I'm someone who deletes after death to play the EXACT same place until all works right like a stanley parable sort of thing until you get the a specific ending lol
i finally got a lucky run
sledgehammer inside fire station
you know what that means
Hang around for a while. Maybe use nitro?
LAZY WEDNESDAY! Roxy reminds you that sometimes you need a lazy day
Roxy's DJ name is "LAY-Z"
Is funny, the speakers at her DJ booth are labeled for DJ Jax, a well known Zomboid player
Let me ask Roxy herself…
What the hell
anybody here know a good firearms expansion mod that will work in multiplayer build 41?
What weapons are you looking for?
Any firearms or specifics?
Just a general mod to add more firearms or modifications for them
Preferably one that doesn't add waaaay too much
Firearms B41 revamped
Its by PZ itself, it is a big step if in a gun store but adds silencers, different weapons with variety but not crazy. Auto, semi auto, shotguns, pistols, mp5, ak47, winchesters, quite a good bit.
Its all you'd need...
but if you want a secret extra
Martini_Henry it's 1 weapon .44 it fires 1 round a time before reloading but semi quiet and top damage, so risk vs reward just have a few boxses of bullets per town.
It isn't huge but sweetens the deal frfr
Thanks a bunch man
Revamp the martini henry I'm just a fan.
No worries, anytime.
Not the most fitting name, but she’s simple minded
Coin toss silenced shotgun goes PEW
Blackmail
I cant wait to get my pc back
Gonna have so much time to just waste playing stuff
👼
Lol true but still also what is the bottom right there?

Steal one instead
Genius idea
Instead of waiting
Government computer
My .png of roxy. She talks as I talk.
I mean…. They ALL do that now.
look at the users list on your PC 😉
is it legal to make your own internet
Nice 
Yes
“Back in my day” we had BBS.
“bulletin board service”
Basically a website, hosted on our own PC. You called it, logged in. Did stuff. Logged out.
It's been over two weeks since they took our Es
The anti-schwa coalition will not back down
What the fuck I was doing a revolutionary speech
Awwwww
Different E
A what
We already have T in chat
wrong T
I was about to explain what an enema is but you have the internet
indeed
That would be a big ask
I am the most charming being in existence, after all
And the coolest, and the most humble
You seem to have taken up an interest in this creature
Whatever this is, I support it
do support gurt's transition from an egg
Can we get more aggressive gurt?
the edits are real
wdym?
Be aggressive
aggressive how?
I expected better
Yo
This is the worst thing I have seen in a couple years, you can join me
Downloaded it because I’d rather not give this any more views, it’s a relatively new video
Algorithm had 15k other unfortunates like me watch this 
15K views = $1.50. So he made $1.50 to wreck the interior of a car
aight

that dude pulls like 500million views a video don't worry lol
Oh not worried
BE WORRIED
Kol
he's taking over
hi
at an ever expanding rate, he is accumulating wealth and will eventually destroy every car
Shy lililies AI chat bot netted $4 million in profits. In 3 weeks
What substance do you think he is covered in
Could be multiple substances honestly, it’s got so many different things about it
Maybe it’s just slime
this person is potentially making actual money from this
that's 20k views too many
If it’s TikTok, highest payout is $1 per 1,000 views. It’s the reshares, etc. that inflate it further
he has the guts to record this OUTSIDE
i agree
someone said tiktot
tiktok is ew
Don’t fret. We will have walking, talking cat girl robot girlfiends in 2028
it is very ew
This ain’t gonna fix the internet 🤣
I think without the internet this man wouldn’t have covered himself in mystery substance
though that week where everybody thought red book was gonna be the new tiktok was delusional and stoopid
wasn't there a dude who married a hatsune miku hologram back in 2018 or something
Good >:)
All of us in 2028
Stellar blade statues, sold at $3,500 EACH, sold out in under 5 minutes
Oh, even sillier stuff is gonna be normalized
I need a life sized statue of a hooded man, so whenever I wake up in the middle of the night, I have a heart attack thinking somebody broke in
I mean, I'm sure there's plenty of gamers who would spend 3500 for lifesize booty
Maybe.
Depends on what you do for a living. Google has teamed up with Meta and are looking to fully REPLACE 75-85 million human jobs by 2028 as well.
With no plan to find things for those 80 million humans to do otherwise
devs are making profits off gooners, crazy
Um…
Not lifesized. Those are the 8 inch statues
I was wondering, based on the art style that seems like a gooner game
Any yall play it?
what a disapointment
Yes and yes
The gooner market be booming
indeed
yea, i'm scratching that CS degree idea
It’s dark souls + Sekiro + Nier Atomota + gooner
It’s a GOOD game tho
I think my robot partner is broken?
there is probably a 5% chance that a stellar blade player is only into the game for the plot
It has a plot??
TRUE STORY: Amazon laid off 2,000 employees, by printing out a recipe at thier workstatiins.
8 hours later robots took over the ENTIRE factory.
This happened. In 2025
the game is probably 20% plot and 80% buttox
Wonderful Single Player Experience
dog
Basic plot: you are a robot girl. You fight aliens.
In short skirts
AI was a mistake, it will make people to live in misery
yeah im sorry no matter how much big sex tries they cant replace me at the backshot factory
Boring sounding plot
2,000 Amazon employees got laided by Robot partners? Awesome
Oh, it’s apocalypse level mistake.
3 TRILLION dollars. Trillion. That’s being spent right this moment to create the first all-powerful AI they call a “super intelligence”.
Literally trillions. It’s coming in 2026 - 2027
They're burning money from what I've heard
I've never heard of that super ai
then they make synthetic backshot for 1/10 the cost
thw breakthroughs dont justify the investments
its called Roxy
If the ai do somehow take over, I'm instantly betraying humanity so they spare me
and its not even gonna be an actual general ai, just a really good machine learning model :DDDDDD
great, cant even achieve a singularity, just a vomiting spewing chatbot
oh yeah same
Which zombie apocalypse would you say you have the highest chance of surviving
In media
do you program
brother i already produce synthetical backshots AND natural backshots.
I'm on all kinds of medications, a robot will never out-backshot me, big sex cant out-freak me.
I was born in the freak. Molded by it.
The robots simply use ancient books that reference me as a guide.
yes
I disagree. But sentience is irrelevant. If a things ACTS like it’s alive, humans will treat it so.
Nintendo, Disney, etc. are all making AI pets and friends to go to market.
I could smell it off ya 👁 👁
walking dead easily
Romero’s with slow walkerd
I'd actually say romero's original apocalypse
the one with instant transmission
Because they are afraid of fire
Me too. Which is funny cause PZ is HEAVILY inspired by Romero
Sure, totally agree that humans will treat it like its alive, people already do, but doesn't change the truth.
I can say i'm a millionaire and act like one and go spend all of a months paycheck in one day, doesnt make me a millionaire
True
None of us are surviving any apocalypse
Is this in a film format? The concept sounds cool
I identity as a good person
So there's no need to worry
Dawn of the dead 1978
Night of the living dead
Etc
its just sad that the realm of actual artificial intelligence seems to be put in the background in favor of 'fake' intelligence
How are they easy to survive
Romero zombies aren't that dumb
28 days later is probably th easiest assuming it didnt go airborne (I forgot the lore)
Fake is easier to achieve
Okay if we ignore day of the dead onwards
The zombies in dawn are like super slow
If it appears in your area, you're super fucked, but it'd be difficult to spread
Shambler slow
all any of these current ai's are is just a trillions upon trillions upon trillions of hyper conditioned monkeys on typewriters spewing shit until their manager monkey says "sounds good, humans like that you did just now, even though it took a quadrilion times" and then they show that to you
so yeah type shit blah blah nerd nerd
Nah even before that. Classic Romero zombies know how to use tools
AND they are afraid of fire
thats the idea. It will burn itself out
At my age, my odds of surviving combat are low.
But I can make a gasifier. I got 3 years of edible food and water for up to 5 people. 8 if rationed.
So with rudimentary tools I can make fuel and electricity for a small 2 bedroom house when a power grid shuts off.
Tools
Not guns
Tools
thank you i showered
Still makes em more dangerous than a generic zombie
i had a bloody nose recently and i have the feeling of having to sneeze
Sneeze the blood onto your irl friend
If they start getting angry RUN
Lathering deodorant it's exactly a shower but baby steps
Whatcha say puppers? Need some Bleach? 😆
i dont have any friends
robots?!?!? No, no no, no. They simply used one of your backshots to create an army of flesh homunculus that endlessly is milked for their backshots
im poking you in the belly
Zombie + brick = break more barricades.
Romero movies are all about the endless horde overwhelming humans.
You can’t escape.
Now I feel bad
that i can physically sneeze on
to be honest if it was the walking dead universe i think i could, my house is right next to a forest, decently isolated, easily fortifiable, has solar panels that power half of my building, and a lot of roof space and a very large isolated garden
BUT
throw me into the dying light universe? Show me parkouring, running zombies? I'm geniunely throwing myself off my roof head first, i'd rather go out on my own terms
they won't spare you
you know that
Book armor = almost spear proof!
True but like the zombies on their own are decently easy
hello usual
Roxy adds you to the protected list
Doesnt the 'virus" in the romero universe also spread no matter what you do to it including bombing? Isn't there a scene where they tried bombing zombies and it just spread spores/gas or whatever and turned even more people?
thank you roxy
I don't recall
Are you prepared for the supply chain to collapse though? What if you get injured? One that you'd need proper medicine to treat
okay you got me there but fortunately for me i have my own army of flesh homunculi
@lilac quarry opinion on Pita Bread
Yeah, but you still have to be exposed via drinking it.
That’s the environmental danger. Drink tainted water? Poof yer a zed.
fire
nobody is prepared for loss of simple amenities
mistakes have been made
losing access to clean water and god forbid no instagram reels? kill me NOW
Kyle he posted a meme
hey peta the horse is here
Leon Kyle kill him
sock breeder, I kneel to your house homunculi in great respect
Poor Foot and tooth hygiene would kill 10% of survivors in under 1 year in a genuine apocalypse.
Lack of medication would kill another 10-20%. Tetanus would be fatal. Disentary would be fatal. Etc.
nah everyone is dying
People not taking care of their feet smh
I love disentady
Rate my cat
modern people have long lost their ability to survive lol
To be fair i have adhd and severe autism so i do think about this stuff a lot and mentally i probably wouldnt, but if i was with a group of close minded individuals i think i could make it work, especially since the undead eventually rot, give it a 1-3 months window max and you can go loot whatever is left of society around you.
But to your point of injuries, while i do keep a few first aid kits with me, it would help to have other people, i have a close friend who is a doctor so he would be invaluable to a possible survivor group.
My other close friends have, fortunately, good skills that would also be invaluable to me (and each other) but, yeah, without other people around me, especially people i trust and i know i can count on, even if i knew i could survive for a few days i would probably just end it all
I instantly just give up
same
I ain't gonna bother trying to survive
I'm OUT
Leon you're especially fucked

again i would to if running zombies
I can build a stick shelter, that’s about all I remember from Boy Scouts 🤣
You're a paramedic right?
Ambushed at the hospital
if its walking zombies from the wwz book?? im ending it
chat GBT sumerize this text
the wwz book they were chill
!tap the sign
you're telling me they're virtually immortal unless the brain is destroyed? nothing can EVER kill them?
They just wanted to vibe
And we killed them
they weren't like the movie tho
yes i know, they arent runners
hello grok
just slow walkersr
and a blind dude in japan could survive so
Some of us got skills :3.
but i'm not sure i want to live in a world with immortal zombies
mostly because of the psychological damage
I call hurt, rhymes with gurt
I'd be invaluable in an apocalypse situation but I'm PEACING out the second it starts
Most of em would be killed off eventually
i wouldnt be okay after seeing a zombie have its organs come out of its mouth and not be dead
invaluable because of my looks of course
Hehe he said pissing
i mean sure, its a very winnable war
but its all about psychological warfare at some point
also not just the zombie problem, completely forgot about humans
wwz (book) does it well
yeah I wouldn't enjoy seeing that much gore
there is 1000% chance of looters and all around horrible people doing their very best to end other humans
not to mention doomsday cults, i know for sure some people in my city would instantly turn into zombie worshiping maniacs
WWE as well
how do i get sock breeder job
Is this the book that’s kinda like a documentary of interviews with people who survived “the zombie war”
If so, good book
like the whole reason the 700 morbillion in USA military discretionary spending didnt work is because they failed to consider the logistics of fighting a ground war against opponents that dont bleed and turn your soldiers into more of them
ye
ask bill
yes, a book on how humanity won
the fuck is a sock breeder
I don't think there'd be too many focused on just killing people
i cant even find him he changes his name every 3 seconsd
lokiel wrapping himself around a tree the moment dispatch describes a zombie
yo okay so speaking of zombie scares
Or he just defibs himself
which zombie apocalypse could ya'll actually survive more than 5 years
oh i see, your more of the pringles can with a sponge type
None
28 days later
A feudal system would quickly be readopted once small communities got setup in the later years
easy
so you ever have those intrusive thoughts where you can somewhat manifest something? Like when you're scared that something is in your room and then you just almost truly believe there's like a person's head looking over the foot of your bed?
like intrusive thinking I guess
you almost fully believe it'll be there but of course it's not, you just hyped yourself into thinking it might be
wait so intrusive thoughts or manifestation
like running up the stairs int he dark
the almighty sweater hanging on a chair in your room at night somewhat resembling a human
when you run down the stairs with a slipper cause that's the only thing in hand
the goonpocalyspe with freakboids
okay so the other day me and my partner go to a call for a wellness check because this lady hadn't been seen in a week
checks bio
BASED BASED BASED BASED
so anyway she's toast but I was going in and out of the apartment naturally to try to find ID and not vomit because of the smell and before I went back in one time I like genuinely thought for a second she'd be a zombie standing at the door and it freaked me out lmao
and I thought to myself, I'd be so fuckin dead in an apocalypse and I could see how people would get turned
flotsam ninjas on top
Next to the anti slavers?
tinfist is the goat
bruh
@tender igloo can you translate this
If it helps, zombies are so unrealistic its nor even worth considering this
this guy has it all figured out actually
👅
but what if they are
what is puppers some kinda edge speaker
I have no ability to coordinate myself effectively upon waking up so if zombies really did happen I’d probably be breakfast at some point
I have faith in the first law of thermodynamics
Takes like 30 mins for my brain to work
no for real
dude imagine the smell of the average home after a few months
Got a HDD in there
nah I'm good
fuck opening a fridge after 2 weeks
WRONG
I think the most realistic zombie apocalypse I know is probably the last of us, but it's still really far fetched
Crab raiders on top
we are THROWING hands
my partner almost threw up from that call and I was saying this earlier, I couldn't IMAGINE what the entire world would smell like with billions of rotting corpses
I'm bringing my giant crab to the fight loser
I think the general smell of death will keep hunger off your mind for a good while
giant crab when met with 100 absolute peak ninjas
if you've ever smelt a dead dog rotting in summer, imagine that times 10
I swear humans are so much worse man
nah, probably some sort of rabies mutation at best. Maybe like the rage virus but instead of hoards the zombies kill everything, including eachother
it's such a horrific smell
why are you asking me wth
you're a boomer
Considering smells have been bad enough to make people pass out before, I’d say it could be very bad
you know
harran virus is a rabies strain
smell so bad I volunteered for roof scooping duty
I don't care if the ladder up is questionable
ye
wanna hurtz donut?
Imagine a meat packing facility losing power, and that's pretty much what a horde smells like
THAT HURTS DONIT
lmao
gas masks would be a requirement in any zombie apocalypse where the zombies rot
I grew up with boomers like you
no im not a freaking boomer lol
otherwise you'd genuienly pass out from the smell, or even die.
@karmic jetty
They smell horrible even without losing power.
ok boomer
true
Now add in a week of 94f / 34c weather and you’re in for a party
Did a short shift in one and oh boy, that was pretty horrible.
woah I forgot about her
A moist Southern US summer mind you
that swamp heat
can someone help ne, i think i got a virus on my pc????
I just assume the zomboidian player is superhuman, no man can carry that much weight at once.
Ok zoomer
When you play with Strong, hell yeah
It’s enough that by 1pm you wanna go home and that’s without the rotting corpses around
Ngl, I am glad I have a weakened sense of smell and can't imagine smells.
that just makes it worse
cant smell for shit but when I do get hit by something nasty I can't deal with it
idk do a virus scan and Google the web
Cute zombies don’t bite. Just befriend the cute ones
¯_(ツ)_/¯
none of them are cute
reformat
Download malwarebytes. It’s free.
Run a virus scan
what is with the amount of zomboid players also playing rimworld
I swear it's like a 80% chance that when I meet someone who plays zomboid they have rimworld.
puppers downloaded malware on ur device
sandbox
Roxy disliked that
My dad didn’t know his sweet tea was off until he drank it today at sonic
Had some sorta limeade flavor in it, I could smell it when he opened it but he never realized
kenshi overlap too
Man I'd rather get torn apart than have to outrun zombies in a Southern heat
kenshi players play rimworld, rimworld players dont always play kenshi 
Most of the kenshi players I know don't touch rimworld.
MY fear in the apocalypse is the sudden release of toxic goop from places like Hanford.
You ain’t running far in this heat, like maybe 2 blocks max 🤣
misinformation
no true kenshi player
More than the zombies. Cause survive for 10 years and suddenly nuclear waste shows up in your garden.
Poof. Community wiped out in hours
dwarf fortress has some overlap but not as much
df is more crunchy
since it's a much harder game to learn lmao
CDDA is interesting.
I love a game where losing is the intended experience
I hate being the chosen one in games
Roxys too adorbs to lose
I had no expectations coming into CDDA so I was in for a wild ride
I don't like a bunch of people who contribute to cdda ngl.
exploding her
ok puppers
AAAAAAAAA
You know what pisses me off? huge mods that have barely any documentation
I hate games where you aren’t the chosen one, but your npc teammates have stormtrooper aim, or just doesn’t help
the chosen extra
well I like a game where you arent the chosen one, but can work to become the 'chosen one'
play dark souls! you're not the chosen one! you are simply the only one left to do the job, in fact, you're useless
She only explodes in CUTENESS.
Jamie?
yumerssz
who?
does she know about the pipe explosive I've imbedded in her liver
local dark souls shill
ok Dave Ima boot up zomboid in a bit, one wush wush while I wait pls


