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answer that
The fack is a pool noodle
Which one feels nicer to say?
how
for pools
do you not know
Oh the swim swam levitation device
it doesnt even help you swim really
Is it just for hitting people
I bet this guy calls guns pew pew projectile boxes
and the water for the sonic boomm
stuff it into a Pringles can
No I call them pew pew projectile tubes
you make me proud
Another thing my dad never told me
flotsam ninjas on top
I dropped my earbud on my phone screen and shit fell apart with lego breaking sfx
phoenix ain’t got shit on my cyber beep
or on my agnu
did you buy them off aliexpress
I refuse to believe in people that don't know what pool noodles are.
Or at least the venn diagram of people who don't know and people in this discord server are 2 circles that don't overlap
Im actually wearing my aliexpress earbuds rn theyre pretty dang good
i keep losing my main ones and this backup pair has lasted like 8 months now
I know what they are but had no idea people called them noodles
what else? poles
Too late I'm spiraling down the rabbit hole of people who could potentially not know what a pool noodle is
Floats
floater bloater
You would have to live somewhere that swimming is not a thing
I hate not having gif perms, that's like half of my conversation on discord XD
Correct
I would say commercial swimming, I've never know someone to have one outside of a local or community swimming pool
Look at moopy cheating the system
Joined jun 10 and already has image perms
Has anyone played Cherbourg before?
i bought xp
egirl perks
You buy xp? Didn't even know you could do that
yeah bro
He got the discord founders edition
double exp from doritos
!rank
Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid
if i had a dollar for every time the veterans trolled in gen chat i could retire
go buy a tacoma
Shit a brick
RAAAAAAH I OWN ONE
Vets would never troll gen chat
Of course they wouldnt, right guys
see this is why i have you as a friend, coolest truck owner out there
There is no war in ba sing se
never
exactly, smh all these people here playing pz while i drive a dope truck
Needs less pixels moopy
ez
i love ur truck
✋
🤚
currently pricing out a 32 inch lightbar
do show after
it probably wont be for a while
i need to pick up a paint pen, i already rock chipped the hood 
First Doctor jumpscare 
AH SNAKE!
banana car solos
there goes my hard work
Ruh roh
me when i forget to toggle off veinminer
64 boring ahh games
almost 10 years....

yeah but what about those premium gmod hours
gotta wait for 10 years though
Hop on baro moopy
gmod is top 4 i dont play it anymore lol
i have 6100 hours between PZ and gmod
i look at it and weap
wdf
My highest play time is 400
is the new update out yet for terrrarru
1700 fallout 4 🥀
i bought a pc specifically for zomboid get rekt
Must be modded fallout 4
entire install takes up 450 gb
no
atleast yall numbers arent like poe players with like 10k hours on the game
those numbers rival my gacha games on mobile
my wife's over 10k in skyrim... it's not that insane right?
10k on skyrim thats impressive
Does that not include older gmod versions
lmao 10k holy carp
i cant ever play more than 40 hours of games in 2 weeks so its hard to rack up insanely high play times like that
rivals is my current game and i barely hit 400 on steam and like 1/3 of it is actual game time
unless you play idle games with most of the gameplay requiring almost no input
CBBE body mod do be chonky
i only have 6 games above 100 hours lol
those 4k gun mods are great
and horrible on my harddrive
yeah sure 4k "gun mods"
its these, one of them isnt even playable anymore
the essentials man :P
does your curie have a couple "big guns"
one of my friends on steam manages 317 hours in 2 weeks i dont know how but thats impressive
bro dodged the djmax respect bullet
317 in 2 weeks is an idle game
i have an AR15 mod that alone is 14 gb lel
only 336 hours in 2 weeks total
idle game makes it possible
Does that mean he has 1.35 hours off game
Daily
Understandable
I usually average like 100 hours every two weeks, I may have a problem
⌨️
keyboard
yo whaats that project zomboid mod that makes the zomboid's heads twitch
cant help you with this because i genuinely do not remember the name of that mod but i know what you are searching for exactly
Gas station tweakers
Elin time after shower woo
i miss ghetto smosh
We all do
same


is breaking bad good
Yes
oki
okays
can you place a sink on a corner counter piece
i dont even know you
🤓
can you stop shoving in to me now
im tryna place the counter down
Add to Wishlist, Save the Duckies!Add to Wishlist, Save the Duckies, Thank You!
After waking up in a strange dream, you find yourself in the world of Duckov.
Once you leave the base, various enemies lurk in different spots. You need to move cautiously, explore, and collect various supplies. If you're defeated, you’ll lose your gear.…
lol
@harsh vault
o
Instant wishlist
same
waaaaannna try the demo?
mebe?
wait... i might be able to run it but idk
also wild it doesn't support Win11
I would assume there is full reverse compatibility
yeah its a shame
probably
only win10 can play . . .
Linux better
golden youtube days..
no linux . . . no mac . . . no win7 . . . no win11 . . .
no steamos . . .
hey sporf
dstroyer!
Essentially linux
wtf a GTX 2060
I have a much better gaming laptop now
hi moopler
Its from the alternative future where processors have a single core and just keep getting bigger
People can actually run crysis there
why am i throwing so much now? Normally i can clear a mid sized horde semi easily but now i get bitten when i am fighting 3 zombmism
cute
I can already feel my PC fear from seeing this specs
what if you only have 4gb ram
then you should either upgrade that or get a better pc. 4gb is barely enough for most games.
8 gb min is best
ye 8 gb is not enough
I get killed by two or three zombies many times, and I have no way of freeing myself. This frustrates me a lot. What am I doing wrong? normally train str up to 6 and i try to RMB+LMB and maybe space too and also move
?
‼️
They're not the only one curious
stay a while. and explain.
Sigh
looks like this is not the right place for my question 😄
how did you mix up character ai and discord bro
ah ok i figured
it happens 😭
what weapon u use
the first to upload into purgatory if anime girls were there
nah if i die i get Isekaied.
truck kun
of course
s the weapon important when two or three zombies are chasing you? I think it's happened to me with a machete and a few spears.
important in what aspect
stealth? no
chassing no* grabbing
when you are fighting dont stop always back up
mmmmm pretzles
i dont believe so
If I die I hope I would at least get to choose what world I would live in
face zombies and back?
same
are u playing vanilla or modded w/ something like grabby zeds?
how are you getting grabbed by two or three zombies
you can outwalk them, with good strafing
ye gg bro gets in re:zero
not on sprinters
this is what i am asking, why happen this, i am playing on server called sunday Drivers
default settings has sprinters set to 0%
knowing me it would probably be SAO or Shield hero
no choice bro, you're going to argent d'nur
reborn in bosnia
What year tho
now
i wanna be reborn in japan
bosnia 2077
maybe this is the key, they have any mod or something. thanks all for your tips❤️🔥
Do i get a shotgun in either case
go play singleplayer - sanbox and learn there
<@&671452400221159444>
you get deodorant if u go to india and a shotgun with no shells + bagel if u go to hell
Frogski! Help!
vro how old is you 😭
ty Frogski

evil boredom
thats tough
Riley!
back to my plotting, what a terrible time to look at chat
edgy 15 yr who things gore is cool
india
hiii :)
fren!
you sure
and thinks the n-word, hard r, is funny. fucking hate those people.
Can't chainsaw demons for extra ammo with no chainsaw
thats what the bagel is for
never reply to me with a gif again
combat text

not a gif ahahha
custom gif by yours truly
to clarify i specifically meant dstroyer chat
sybau
the what
🫃
idk
Did they say something about the 42 stable release date?
saw on tiktok some months ago
are we deadass rn chat
after gta 6 fs
I hope u are joking
No
gta 6 isnt THAT Fart off
2027 is bonkers
no ETAs... as much fun as trolling is, there is no ETA
Its over
Elin time
did they say something about the multiplayer on the unstable 42?
but I would be very surprised if it was 2027
so 2028
The worst part is 2027 was very plausible for someone like me who hasnt heard an eta yet
there gona be b43 unstable before b42 stable
LEMMY! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!
oh my
it has been a year since the great lemmy crashout
☺
true
fart?
Damn is 🤣 🎊
I'd be so much more motivated to explore b42 with friends which is the biggest shame
c
c
fr
go explore b40 with freinds
Imagine having friends
ye : (
b40 mp cause those mofo are living off hydrocraft
im not touching 42 until multi

Is it not on b41
i touched it then i got molested by the buffed zombmis and then i went back to b41
waht mod
b42 is sadly even more meele unfriendly
not really
muscle strains?
i dont think its really an issue if you use strength or stout , i set mine on 1.4
I mean fair enough there are more weapons
and zombie memory got like doubled or sum shi
and even then you still have your feet
Kill issue
form 6 s to like 15s
Idk I have never played 42 lol only saw videos and know most content
feet🙏🏿
Unless you have the only cure installed
is the freind we made along the way
When multiplayer?
2027
you joking? isnt that when gta 6 comes
yea dunno i dont use mods so lol
They release of gta 6 will prob change again
you can amputate limbs
that aint even updated!!
ye i dont use mods (has 45mods installed)
i find a lot of mods too over powered for how i play and enjoy pz
car mods?
snakes
snakes?
snakes mods
snakes and zomboid vs payer?
yeah even with car and clothing mods
car mods have too much space
I actually don't use mods. 
no snakes is spanish guy who makes goated mods
i think he was spanish
brainfart
full of cement
soop
poop
no embed flex indeed
@surreal mirage matrix
tf is fortnite now
turn down for HWAT
I did the work, I put in the soft yards, the short hours. Moments spent in the office, looking briefly at the evidence. A short man, once intimidated, always scared. I told them their werewolves were vampires. They said my evidence was unclear and suspicious.
The Jarl has dementia, and alzheimers. Possibly, even, the rickets. Alzheimskrs lmao
...
I understand
is if use m it spans it basillion tines so i an just gona write like this lol
it broke like nonths ago when sone water got in it but it was usable but now it broke so badly
gona fix it soneday
naybe
my E used to be broken a long time ago, along with number 3
had to talk lik- this for th- duration of th- _ k-y b-ing brok-n, it was also during th- tim- I was addict-d to Don't Starv- Tog-th-r
it gets easier once you get used to the game
for new players the early game is always gonna be a struggle
but once you learn the ropes, it gets easier to survive past winter
and eventually reach 2nd winter
does "more traits" work when u host a server? idk if im doing something wrong but it doesnt
i played it with ny big bro he carried ne and everything
i have 42 hours in it
he has 200
btw is the Jason Voorhes vanilla?
like easter egg
slurs in the chat
late to the party on this but no way that spiffo loading screen isn't ai

how do u know we are all real?
oh it is its sone rare sonbie and the nask is good
?
Zis
oh ye
its kinda hard
and i think its seni boring alone
bro what is with ne and these nassarce houses
found another
this tine a gang of 8 burglars
It sucks alone, but not as bad
Then again
It was thanks to them that I managed to stay long in the game
Can't imagine going beyond 300 hours alone
ye
would be kinda insane
think that sone people have thousands of hours alone
Yo im playing wt @sinful widget and our mods are js not working
nobody replying on there 😦
nod👍
mmmmmmmmmmm really
nah i an joking
its working just fine
well it works but its pain to use bc when i press it it spawns it like basillion tines
it drank water
oh my days
What the hell happened here
@heavy ivy
bee
bee the bee you're ment to bee
wasnt me I was busy expedition 33ing
oh ok
Nightreign it you mean
no
i cant even pull off parries in expedition 33 i cant do soulsikes
and he called himself a fromsoft fan
@loud pumice why do you betray fromsoft
they gave dark 3, elden ring, bloodborne
isnt demon souls related?
expedition 33 is really good

only took em 33 tries
but those ex ubisoft devs did it
unlike whatever that ex rockstar dev cooked up
b49 when
oh that's the VR update but you don't have access already?
just set your computer time to 1984
pupper doesn't remember beta testing it back in 1984
The snow storm ain't making this fight any easier damn it
what update
for these ugly role colors
i thought it was the mods who added it?
NO I like it its pastel colours!!
puppers pls you don't even have profile pics or role colors on
i have role colors on wth!
doesnt even have discord on
It's probably the role color dots
oops lol
you pay me rent youre in my discord
lmao nice file
WOW VIRUS
nuh uh
LOL
awful
Boop
who u booping
its sherbert ice cream
oh so that said icup
cause youre sweet
Everyone
yay
Looks much cleaner than the enshittifcation of discord
With a baseball bat
no it doesnt it looks like a dried up turd on a bad stretch of road
I am typing, thank you for noticing

i stayed up trying to beat cry of fear's doctor mode
what's the little circle beside your name
Chat what server has venom stickers, I need venom stickers
Hands
It's colors for lame losers
Dr fartnuts has it like that too
Much nice than this unusual effect ahh name
It's an option to show name colors not on the name
what did jessica do
my current laptop can play project zomboid, no need for a new pc fortunately
buy one anyway
spend $2000
put it all on green
Do it for the plot
quintuple your money
nah
wishing i had 2k rn
ALL ON RED 3
what about red 40
i could blow it all on meme coins
Blue 40
wut
i forgot
bummer
i will say that the animations are somewhat lacking
the movement of the legs is not very convincing
They’re completely realistic
Skinwalkers everywhere
The lion doesn't lose sleep over the opinions of a project zomboid player
What’s a project zomboid player
Also what’s a lion
dont ruin sleep!
true
SOMEONE SAY GAMBLE?!?!?!?
I did not know thats what those giant flowers were
BAM
you cant keep sending the same pics!
my favorite
why go to a casino when you can buy crypto
i had a friendwho used to invest in stocks this year and he gave up after losing 1500 eur
98% of bitcoin is owned by 9 dudes. ONE of them owns 90% of ALL bitcoin.
And guess how they make money? It’s not from bitcoin
Hauk tua girl rug pulled TWICE
i crave
I like to earn my money the normal way
Tricking plungers into paypaling me $30,000 USD.
4 scrambled eggs
I am eating taco bell. Is my lunch break between NOT protest related work
The A.I. chatbot for Shy Lily made $3 million last month. Estimated. Likely more
Idk what that is
Ai girlfriend that charges you a few cents per chat
The chatbots for gacha game characters are making more.
Oh jeeze
Tifa Lockhart doll sold 10,000 dolls. At $30,000+ per doll
Actual sales can’t be pinned down, cause the super deluxe models, extra arms, heads, etc. can skyrocket into $100,000+
maybe I should make a date bot
Taco bell delivers!!!
Voice changer + bot = make content = ad revenue
Dave how do like the business proposal of us working together to make a date bot 🧐
You'll do all the work abs ill draw all the cute posters of course
i propose you find your nearest job centre and speak to the employees there
they might be able to help you out
AI angelica is up there with one of the most sophisticated looking CGI motion capture people.
She’s a super coll tech nerd and her AI model is really well made:
How some game devs are REDEFINING color theory.
Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/c/AiAngel
Gumroad ► https://aiangel.gumroad.com/l/URTM
^^just guestimating based on views, her color theory video likely pulled in $10,000 in ad revenu
You're getting neutered
i don’t consent
@frail shadow I offer you chicken nuggies
hai gurt
are you keeping the gurt name
It switches when he finds a better man
later later
just watched the original matrix
depends on what for
mm old cgi
real
just to chats with a fren
We all have the gooning mod right
destroyer is now dead, still the easiest mech of the bunch, I'll probably need to use cheese to try and kill the other 2 mechs
its almost impossible to kill them otherwise
twins dash way too often
and much faster than my falling speed
Skeletron's 2nd head dashes chases too much that i'd be forced to only run in 1 direction if I want a chance at avoiding the head + its other attacks
Difficulty and class?
when will this game be on sale, i can't wait to play it
muldraugh's pop spawn is crazy as hell lol I bumped into a pole at 10mph in the truck and killed the engine to be greeted by times square, walking my way to the tavern for a burn op
can't believe I ever thought riverside was full of them
13.99 too expensive
it was just on sale sso maby not for while
33% sale i think
Wait till you see LV. 20-25% of ALL zombies in the game spawn there.
About 3-5 times WORSE than Muldraugh
Im working up to it lol, I want my mechanics, food, and ammo situation figured out before I waltz in there, base is nearby riverside so it's a long way for me. Currently VHS hunting. Having a good burn here for the time being at least
Someone should definitely make a Star Wars mod
incase anyone's interested, Crypt of the NecroDancer is on 90% off sale
real shit
How do you make an egg hatch?
sit on it
Tysm
uhwhr
correction : I was set up near riverside! caught by a stray scratch ig and have instant death turned on lol
rip the 25 day run
Dundertale
Under her tail
Tsk.. shame on you
wth ise ven that
A very mean flower
First time in LV advice: the moment you think “this is enough gear/loot to survive”? Double up on everything.
And run when you get overwhelmed. Don’t be stubborn in LV or you get eaten
POV: You enter the peripherals of the Louisville Checkpoint several weeks later
500 zombies
cat permissions: revoked
perhaps to your feeble mind
which one

i am
for his neutral special he wields a gun
hai chat!
playing week one, just had a jumbo jet crash land on my house and burn my basement to shit while im alive in it noice
heyo floofers
he wields the freak
haiiiiiiii
hoi
haii fwen
nvm about cheesing them, its doable
you just need to enter the 3rd phase quickly
cause for some reason
its a lot easier than the first and 2nd phase
wtf

my burst of productivity hath been stopped by 163 system updates 
Like bro
jeff
I guess the enemy team just wanted it more
@neat moat riddle me this. does putting on heavy af armor to lower stats help level them?
or bad skeleton arms etc etc
kenshi?
I use shitty skelly arms to train people while I do other things so yes
Heyy everyone i just wanted to ask if anyone knows when b42 full release will come or if there is atleast a time Frame for the full release
guess I gotta go get the peeler then :o)
one day (maybe)
my most powerful guy doesnt attack anymore unless I manually click "attack target" each time. I don't have block on or any jobs
garrrrrrrrr
When multiplayer
the container being 'B 4' adds to this too
HEY MAN, zip it, lock it, pit it on your pocket.
we dont need your rude 'tude over here, buster.
I guess this is broken race animations? tf
pz Hunger games
yah the best community members ever
hunger games when they meet PubG/DayZ casuals
i like the mix fluids in build 42

correlation does not equal causation
big words for gurt
PZ lean drank when
i hope you know how to use em
PZ honeypacks
It isnt about the weight of the armor, but the stat penalties. It just so happens heavy armor tends to have bad stat penalties.
General rule of thumb is to buy the highest quality lv. armor (masterwork) and use the worst weapon yo fight with @brazen lantern
Joe
^
I think I said something pretty similar
bad arms are good to use
gen chat how do i turn this into planks
our hypothesizes converge
just can be a pain to use
hit it with axe
sawmill

im a caveman, how do i get a sawmill
Joe mama
what i like to mix alcohol
puppers are you a middle aged mom
i like mixing dye lol
that wasn't my question
if you mix alcohol and, actually nevermind
i have no desire for children lol
Why minion meme then 🧐
🫃
its agood movie lol
make Long Island iced tea
I forgot what pets you have
:p
Gonna try a peanut butter and onion sandwhich
Is the peanut butter sweetened?
the onion is sweetened
there's probably a sauce with peanut butter and onions
the sweetened is onion
so it might not be that bad
DONT DO THIS.
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Why did you try in the first place
I love this dog
nintend dawg
Oh wait is that gaejook or jotchua
10 seconds to detonation
Hey multi, do you like cnc?
computer numerical control, who doesn't
speaking of sandwiches, chat what should I have for lunch
Burrito
gurt
Chicken tenders
No command and conquer

Is this cnc?
cnc, been years since I've last heard or played any of their games
is that the mustache man
I think the last one I played was CnC generals?
do you love cnc cat bot?
wasn't there a guy who said they love it a week ago in chat?
Can't say I love it, but whenever I could, I'd play the game
tho I don't have it in my device now
hey Gurt do u love Stellaris?
CNC is better
hai chatttt
Command and conquer
computer numerical control
Do you play cnc floof?
where's the baby mama?
maybe avoid the question with floof
Spiffo! Should I let him in?!?!?
also arent they a mama?
nothing
CNC is one of the most mod-able franchises in history
coughs in 8 BILLION skyrim downloads
Dave do you like cnc
Cnc = command and conquer?
paid mods
please gurt, please do not abbreviate it
Multiplayer
its already out
U lie
Um. No. Those are not paid mods
Lied
they had that period on steam workshop where mods cost $$$ and noww its creation club paid mods
yes, what else would it mean?
CNC milling
what's that
machine to precisely cut up materials like metal
Also incorrect.
Not to be rude here just informative.
Creation club has under 400 mods. Those are paid mods because of bethesda.
Another 60 THOUSAND mods just on Nexus alone. 100% free.
Mods don’t cost money unless you buy them from bethesda
so mean
nice
Try sending a gif
wait just a goddamn minute
not for long, @ frogski, hit em
They grow up so fast
nice gif
dont act shocked.. you know what you did
My friend. I make mods. One of my mods has 2 million+ downloads.
Total sales = $0.000
Mods are free. Anyone telling you differently is mistaken
i'm gonna click on the gif and it's gonna send as a link because i don't have media permissions in general chat...
No try it
what. the fuck
You just haven't properly monopolized the market 
EMBED FAILURE
fucking fell for it
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