#general_chat

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stone meadow
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"this shit game too hard"

hardy muralBOT
lost saffron
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rank #1

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bro is john yap

stone meadow
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almost 77

hardy muralBOT
lost saffron
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john yapper

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the most yap ever yapped

hardy muralBOT
lost saffron
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i use to yap a lot here

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back when i actually played pz

plush cobalt
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What the fuck is pz

hardy vine
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will build 43 be stable and MP-able?

frozen ember
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Where is the gif

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i havent saved it

vital marten
lilac quarry
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he feastin'

carmine monolith
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huh

frozen ember
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who

half kettle
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bob eat kate

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tragic

lament juniper
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Im stuck on Initializing while trying to host a server via Steam. Checking logs periodically and it still says its downloading mods. Should I wait for an error or something? 7GBs of mods shouldn't take a lot of time, right?

lament juniper
half kettle
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wrong reply reciever

prisma oriole
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Yo, did yall like the new deltarune Chapters?

inland cargo
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@exotic latch

pliant vector
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chat im learning how to cook….

toxic hawk
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frogski is the sweatiest zomboid player

pliant vector
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I might survive…

toxic hawk
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he smells all the time

pliant vector
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real?

toxic hawk
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any time he walks into a room the humidity rises

pliant vector
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insane

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this game is

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very strange

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yet I like it…

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im gonna hop back on later

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currently surviving in like

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the farm area

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sort of

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only problem is there isn’t much food

toxic hawk
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discord is tweaking i cant upload nothing

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just fish

tawny grail
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guys im on b42 with a deprived wilderness start is there a way i can craft clothes ?

pliant vector
toxic hawk
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where are you

unique shuttle
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yo is there any server for play?

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maybe u guys know some

pliant vector
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i also have shitty perks because i picked a cop as my job

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😔

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it was NOT worth it

toxic hawk
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cop has light sleeper i think so all goo

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plus aiming

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anyways where are you

pliant vector
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i had to do slow learner

toxic hawk
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why the fuck

pliant vector
toxic hawk
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would you take that

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thats literally the worst perk in the game

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even worse than illiterate

pliant vector
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dawg i just bought this game 💔

toxic hawk
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ah my bad

pliant vector
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although I should’ve thought about that

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I think im in rosewood or something

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I ran to like

toxic hawk
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anyways slow learner sucks a lot because it makes EVERY single xp gain slower

pliant vector
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The middle of nowhere

toxic hawk
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reduced by like 75% or something

pliant vector
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So a lot of farms?

pliant vector
toxic hawk
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too vague

pliant vector
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I’ll go check later

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I’m out rn

toxic hawk
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have you found a police station close to a gas station

pliant vector
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no I kinda just ran away because I had 0 weapons

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my car didn’t go too far

toxic hawk
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have you seen a fire station

pliant vector
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I’ve seen it but not on this slot

toxic hawk
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are you close to the river

pliant vector
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the map doesn’t show any river

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I remember seeing a 2 story burnt house

toxic hawk
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do you see it on your map

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are you to the side or in the middle of the map

pliant vector
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im not in game rn

burnt kite
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I made quiche jaime

toxic hawk
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post a pic clown

pliant vector
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I

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I don’t have image perms

toxic hawk
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not you

pliant vector
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a

toxic hawk
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why would i call you a clown for no reason

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thats rude

pliant vector
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I get called a lot of things 😭

burnt kite
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One sec

vital marten
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Worked for a diff boss today

This crew works from 7-12 then says “I’ve done the amount of work I was paid for” and leaves, even though they are paid for 8 hour workday

burnt kite
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Ima pull it out

vital marten
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I decided to leave because why stay when I would be the only one left

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Strange though

toxic hawk
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You have a great work ethic lou

vital marten
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It’s a Team Job 😄

quasi slate
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images are down because djmax broke them lol

toxic hawk
# vital marten It’s a Team Job 😄

i remembre being a kid and wanting to do my best on certain stuff, studying, workout, training
and then the people i'm with just half ass it and look at me funny when i actually try

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i hated that

burnt kite
toxic hawk
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lmao

burnt kite
vital marten
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The Boss is supposed to run things, He should be able to fix it if he wanted

vital marten
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Can’t place a finger on how he makes money though 🤣

quasi slate
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did anyone else get a free code for gears of war reloaded from xbox lol

tired python
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do we have some one who starts a new game

vital marten
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Lisan Al-Gaib

grim ether
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theres no pz servers anymore?

quasi slate
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they gave me the game for free bruh

graceful belfry
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Nice dude

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Enjoy it ❤️

quasi slate
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the thing is ive never played a gears of war game i own one from 2015 but never finished it lol

bronze moat
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Spiffo 2.0 visited for lunch!

toxic hawk
vital marten
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@bronze moat are you playing Dune Awakening by chance Dave?

bronze moat
vital marten
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It’s fun steamhappy

bronze moat
vital marten
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I haven’t experienced PvP yet but the community is super nice, at least the lot in my server is

Combat is wonky, that’s my only complaint

It doesn’t feel like you are forced into PvP areas, drop rates are fast enough that by the time you move away the NPC have already respawned

Building and core “tech tree” like Ark — classic survival genre experience

bronze moat
vital marten
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The worm ate me last night

My tire had a flat at the worst possible moment in history and I couldn’t outrun the thing 🤣

neat moat
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grubby lil hands

bronze moat
fathom igloo
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Chat the Blazin Buffalo Ranch Doritos are coming back

vital marten
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Played the game, got intrigued, watched the movies after

Gotta say, Definitely a Fan now drunk

bronze moat
burnt kite
fathom igloo
vital marten
bronze moat
bronze moat
burnt kite
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23 novels

vital marten
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I watched the newest 2

I’m aware they leave part 2 on a cliff hanger just before the holy war, Though it doesn’t matter much because by that point I was up to speed enough to understand the lore and game to an enjoyable level

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Very cool universe though, I like killing people for the water in their veins

bronze moat
# burnt kite 23 novels

I like the kevin j anderson books. He’s one of my fave sci fi authors.

But Dune books get weird

burnt kite
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How weird

vital marten
bronze moat
bronze moat
# burnt kite How weird

Uhhh…. Paul’s son basically becomes the Flash. Then a worm. And his lover still loves him. As a worm.

Then the bots show up.

Dead people get cloned.

Galaxy sized war near the end of book 5

burnt kite
bronze moat
burnt kite
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Pog

bronze moat
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Cause he LITERALLY becomes a worm after getting super powers of the Flash

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Dune 1 is a good standalone novel.

Book 2 is a prequel to book 3. So if you read past book one, you NEED to read books 2 and 3.

Books 4 and 5 get into the weird, psychadelic stuff, worm romance, more super powers, magic, robot wars and more enemy factions.

And book 5 ends on a major cliffhanger of basically “whose gonna win the galaxy war? Coming soon in book 6!!!”

And book 6 was never written.

So it ends like game of thrones with the final book simply never existing. The author died before he finished the story

onyx igloo
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chat holy water cannot be diluted

onyx igloo
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does it become mcdonalds sprite

bronze moat
bronze moat
# onyx igloo does it become mcdonalds sprite

The general consensus is that if holy water is polluted? It is no longer holy water.

But if a priest, what is it again, it transforms it back and holy water.

But never raise your hand in class and ask a nun if you were to urinate in the holy water, and then it got blessed if it would then become holy water once again.

They frown on those kind of questions

brazen lantern
bronze moat
carmine monolith
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trash panda :o

bronze moat
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Spiffo 2.0! At least daddy spiffo.

Mom spiffo comes around at night with her 4 babies

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Spiffo 1.0 passed away a few weeks ago

toxic hawk
bronze moat
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I’ve now had three generations of trash, pandas born under this porch.

bronze moat
# toxic hawk

Zenless dances are taking over my fyp on tiktok…

onyx igloo
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i was at my great aunt's a couple years ago, and my mom decuded to feed ONE piece of bbq meat to the local cats and

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They have not left since

onyx igloo
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My great aunt complains about it lol, shes no cat person

bronze moat
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Food is the best way to make friends

heavy ivy
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can confirm, you give us food and we will never leave (you have no choice)

onyx igloo
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also, she has two big dogs, a german shepherd that looks like an alligator and a.. husky

bronze moat
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feeds you nuggies

onyx igloo
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my great aunt is like short and skinny, i have no idea how she walks them big dogs

onyx igloo
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Untrained huskies dropped on you from your grandkids?

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Idiot but a nice dog lol

bronze moat
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Lol no. I’ve never actually owned a dog, but I am still fren.

Huskies are actually the mascot of the local college, so quite a few people in my hometown have them

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In my observations, it seems like the bigger the dog gets the more friendly they are. The smaller they get the more psychological issues they have. Like panic attacks or are just super crazy loud.

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One of my neighbors has a Chihuahua they just won’t shut up. It’s so bad that they just kick the dog out of the house and he ends up running around the neighborhood barking 24 seven.

onyx igloo
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chihuahuas are just Hades reviving souls in a humorous way

burnt kite
toxic hawk
carmine monolith
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peter

onyx igloo
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hons

carmine monolith
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i still dont know how they made the horse look so decrepit in that animation

onyx igloo
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peter te horns is here

carmine monolith
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like

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howd t hey manage

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james

burnt kite
carmine monolith
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good quiche

onyx igloo
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keesh

bronze moat
bronze moat
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Restaurant name idea!

bronze moat
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The niche quiche

onyx igloo
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

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THE JOKER VS...

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DEEP SEA HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION!

onyx igloo
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my name is joker and i like to laugh- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AUGHHH

bronze moat
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In 1968, Leonard Nimoy released the single "The Ballard of Bilbo Baggins", as we prepare to release our "Remembering Leonard Nimoy" special lets have a little sing a long to Bilbo Baggins

In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
Fuzzy, woolly toes,
He lives in...

▶ Play video
burnt kite
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Bilbo swaggins

toxic hawk
burnt kite
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I may or may not have stole your plate

bronze moat
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Wilbur Waggins

half kettle
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Who is that?

vestal vine
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how do i find people to play with 🫰

swift crag
toxic hawk
burnt kite
quick walrus
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thats where most people do it

livid notch
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Whatever that is

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It looks tasty as hell

lunar monolith
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eggs and pastry

onyx igloo
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rik gimes

burnt kite
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Prick grime

toxic hawk
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Sniff sniff

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I smell someone scared of snake boys

neat moat
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no wonder youre so cold blooded 😒

pliant vector
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i got touched by 16 zombies on another slot

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i love this game

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😭

rose kestrel
onyx igloo
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Yes.

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Landlords.

quasi slate
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@surreal mirage new ride bruv

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preem

quasi slate
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:cash:

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wtf

toxic hawk
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Lmao

surreal mirage
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are you playing with randoms

quasi slate
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yeah

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the loot pool is fun

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one of the dual weapons lets you jump in slow mo its pretty cool

quasi slate
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you feel like the matrix

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im such a happy man all the time @toxic hawk

surreal mirage
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i might actually try this season forsenE

onyx igloo
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bobbles

quasi slate
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you also have your hero class rating that goes up a match and allows you to open better chests

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the class ratings are a direct reference to one punch man who is coming to fortnite this season

onyx igloo
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Also my rimworld carpenter

burnt kite
quasi slate
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hank hill and his bros are dropping tomorrow afaik

burnt kite
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I want more indivisible skins

onyx igloo
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im gonna jump out a car

quasi slate
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bro wants indivisible collab

onyx igloo
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60 miles an hour

onyx igloo
stone nexus
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Balls.

toxic hawk
toxic hawk
onyx igloo
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who are you addressing as wife

toxic hawk
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He has been playing everyday for weeks

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The cute woman

stone nexus
burnt kite
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I am so addicted to barotrauma

onyx igloo
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and have you been officially married

burnt kite
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Second best purchase of my life

quasi slate
onyx igloo
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documented on paper

toxic hawk
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No but she's wife

onyx igloo
onyx igloo
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cute is subjective

stone nexus
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Markiplier, the cute woman!?

burnt kite
onyx igloo
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have you seen those hairless cats

toxic hawk
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Yeah they cute

quasi slate
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beerus from dragon ball? yes my neighbour has one

toxic hawk
onyx igloo
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thats quite confusing without context

neat moat
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Jamie as a French person, whats your opinion on Quebec

onyx igloo
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i appreciate hairless cats but my mother does not

stone nexus
quasi slate
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i just realised the names are all colorful

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wtf

burnt kite
stone nexus
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Yeah they're prideful names now

burnt kite
onyx igloo
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they are blue for me

quasi slate
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you glowing

onyx igloo
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light blue

stone nexus
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Gah dayum I'm zesty af

onyx igloo
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why do i only see light blue am i colorblind

burnt kite
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Tight tight tight ass colors

quasi slate
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i will keep it simple because it hurts my eyes a bit lol

onyx igloo
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ass colors

stone nexus
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Ass colors +1

onyx igloo
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i find those words amusing

burnt kite
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Blue yellow pink, whatever

toxic hawk
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I don't know anything about it

stone nexus
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Canadia land

neat moat
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that will be all thank you

stone nexus
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Home sweet home for the Leon

toxic hawk
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I know very little about canada

onyx igloo
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i know canada has fries with gravy

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and cheese curds

toxic hawk
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Thats American ain't it

burnt kite
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Innit

neat moat
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on nvm

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misread

onyx igloo
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maybe?

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i heard its from canada

rose kestrel
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fries with gravy is poutine i believe

onyx igloo
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get a canadian in chat to fact check rq

burnt kite
toxic hawk
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I was talking about curds not poutine

normal violet
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Canadian here. Poutine is fries, gravy and cheese curds

onyx igloo
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humidity is my poison in the summer

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and sunburns

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thats.. thats like arsenic

normal violet
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Poison is my poison in the summer

onyx igloo
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probably that too

bronze moat
burnt kite
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Aint no one falling for that mike brozowski

onyx igloo
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bro-changa
(chimichanga)

burnt kite
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Chimibronga

quasi slate
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@toxic hawk so much drama happened today that we all review bombed the game

burnt kite
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Reason being

quasi slate
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they collabed with an idol group who actively trashed on the djmax and kept comparing it to their fan game saying it was better they also have a record of streaming osu

onyx igloo
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whats a djmax

quasi slate
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the game getting review bombed

onyx igloo
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oh

thin wedge
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now moopy can move on to the thigh clapping rhythm game

onyx igloo
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i dont wanna respect v

quasi slate
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everyone is saying to remove that one vtuber song and all the reviews will return back into positive

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otherwise it will keep getting worse

quasi slate
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the fanbase doesnt want to pay royaltes to a group actively shit talking the game basically

burnt kite
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Understandable

toxic hawk
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What why

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Damn that's sad

quasi slate
analog plinth
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Did the nerf the cig spawn rate ive looted a lot of rosewood and not found so much as a single solitary cigarette as a native Kentuckian a lotta people smoke even today I’d imagine even more did in 1993

onyx igloo
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smokes n guns mod

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boom adds that

burnt kite
analog plinth
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Thank you so much I was fucking losing it and my character was too

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No cigarettes in 90s Kentucky is flat out unrealistic I found a gun before I found a pack of smokes which may be somewhat realistic

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I get the nerfs to the smoker perk but no cigs in half a whole town is just excessive I presume they’re still figuring out the loot pool

harsh vault
long spear
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Hello guys ! I need help with the game and my mac. When I Launch it on my Mac, i can use my mouse normally like the game seem to be zoom and I can’t touch what I want with my mouse. Any of u ad a problem like that ?

rose kestrel
burnt kite
burnt kite
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Private Pyle

desert kestrel
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yo

analog plinth
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Why can’t I make a Molotov I have glass bottles of gasoline and rags did they change it or something

analog plinth
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Well how do I make Molotovs now I got hordes to clear

thin wedge
burnt kite
rose kestrel
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Animal Farm

vestal hazel
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Do we know if we have an estimation of the official release of the game?

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Are it will be forever in early access?

analog plinth
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How do I craft the new Molotovs I have glass bottles of gas and bottles of alcohol and I still can’t do anything with it

crystal lion
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I want to play multiplayer bc i like the idea of a few other people but i dislike the mass experience of multiplayer where you have like assigned housing and stuff. Any recommendations on a server that still feels like a survival game?

tender igloo
vestal hazel
vestal hazel
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It's already such a great game

onyx igloo
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is it really early access if we have access to it

hidden spruce
# burnt kite

me RIGHT NOW when Project Zomboid 41 runs better than Project Zomboid 42

tender igloo
hidden spruce
burnt kite
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Okay now I see the vision

onyx igloo
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more additions more bugs

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as i imagine

rose kestrel
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General chat could be the real test bed for NPCs and we wouldn't even know it

hardy muralBOT
hardy muralBOT
small python
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I’m so close

hardy muralBOT
burnt kite
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Joevwr

hardy muralBOT
small python
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GRAHHHH

burnt kite
small python
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You suck

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Your chopped

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Broke ahh

onyx igloo
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they gonna set you back to lvl 1 lol

small python
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No please 😭

tender igloo
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theyre being mean , remove their xp

small python
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NO DONT DO THAT

rose kestrel
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hmmmmm exp

quasi slate
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im currently play testing the next major dlc

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there will be zombies

hardy muralBOT
fleet widget
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italains?

plush cobalt
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This server only allows speaking English

fleet widget
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okok np

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thx

rich rover
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Chat I’m dying

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Sickness got me

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All my neighbors and I are having a fever

fleet widget
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bro u got bitten

rich rover
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Yes, I’ve barricaded the washroom and I found a bottle of bleach

rich rover
narrow rune
lost saffron
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english only doesn’t make a ton of sense imo

velvet pebble
velvet pebble
lost saffron
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i mean for one there’s 164000 people in this server

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i doubt every single one speaks english

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ofc maybe only 100 or so are actually active in this server but still

velvet pebble
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I don't get it

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Of course not every single member speaks english

frosty tulip
velvet pebble
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Also that

lost saffron
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hm fair enough

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i didn’t really think about moderation

ruby river
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i got a roomba

bronze moat
wraith dust
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Does this mean next update gonna be 5.0

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👁️

rose kestrel
ruby river
rose kestrel
icy vigil
tawdry salmon
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nah next update is full release trust me on this

thin wedge
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Fuck that. Silent Hill 1 remake

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Konami finally cooking again

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but uhh probably gonna skip for silent hill f

frosty tulip
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We need a spin off series tho

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Where's Loud Canyon?

wraith dust
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Lmfao

thin wedge
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Instead of fog you can literally see the whole map

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flat earth tye shit

frosty tulip
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God I just wish one of these days, we'd get a condemned remake

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And they just remove the stupid paranormal shit

thin wedge
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if earth so good where our remake

frosty tulip
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You need the prequel first dumbass

rose kestrel
fathom igloo
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👻

rose kestrel
silk kestrel
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Is the only location to find The Workshop's air tanks fire stations?

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I wanna make an armoury of scrap guns

rose kestrel
silk kestrel
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I'll check it out thanks a lot man

brazen lantern
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rehehehe

echo raven
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How can I make a animal mod?

harsh vault
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good morning chat!

rose kestrel
echo raven
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Good night for me

harsh vault
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its 7pm for me

rose kestrel
harsh vault
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@rose kestrel fwen

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haii

echo raven
rose kestrel
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hi

echo raven
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Hi

harsh vault
echo raven
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Ok

harsh vault
rose kestrel
harsh vault
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thas oki

rose kestrel
tender igloo
harsh vault
young kelp
rose kestrel
echo raven
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U

thin wedge
candid tide
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guys

thin wedge
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plus not the worst weebshit tf2 slop that can exist

candid tide
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i think steam is telling me something

thin wedge
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its your calling

rose kestrel
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Steam is trying to set up an intervention

candid tide
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steam is also telling me to gamble

spiral condor
rose kestrel
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i think those games use fake money with no monetization?

candid tide
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likely

rose kestrel
icy vigil
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Uhhh

south scroll
# candid tide

i did some puppet vtube models in Vstudio before for some discord calls, easy to setup, alot of fun and lil eerieness of these vtube models

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good for goofy shit

young kelp
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I wish to know as well

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also upon clicking it

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I saw the other mercs lmao

ivory grail
rose kestrel
ivory grail
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Why is it gonna be so wet

young kelp
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welcome to wet season

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where everyday is gonna be insanely hot in the morning

ivory grail
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I live at the Ohio River it gonna flood

young kelp
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and very wet in the afternoon

ivory grail
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It haven't rained like this since i was 14

tall glen
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"Salvador Dalí was set to play the Emperor and claimed he wanted to be the highest-paid actor in Hollywood history. He asked for $100,000 per hour to act in the movie. Jodorowsky accepted, but then reduced the Emperor’s scenes so that Dalí would be needed for no more than one hour with the rest of his lines spoken by a robotic lookalike.[7] Dalí accepted on condition that the plastic lookalike was donated to his museum, and that his throne was to be a toilet made up of two intersected dolphins."

tender igloo
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like in may it went to 110 then now its been in the high 70s

rose kestrel
tender igloo
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yah it was weird usually that temps doesnt come until like aug sept lol

rose kestrel
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chat is ded again

icy vigil
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thanks a lot multi

rose kestrel
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No problem Shark I am always there for you!

sour mist
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Hi

cerulean shard
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yo can i download like mod packs somewhere, i dont wanna add random singular mods where i end up getting a million errors

bronze moat
tender igloo
bronze moat
icy vigil
sour mist
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I am looking for Coops to play with huhu , i literally watch every tips and tricks that i could and still suck on my own

sour mist
cedar monolith
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Does anyone know where the bug report is?

tender igloo
# cedar monolith Does anyone know where the bug report is?

If there is anything taken from this post, take this. If you CANNOT reproduce the issue with NO MODS enabled, it is likely a MOD SPECIFIC issue which we cannot provide support for. Do NOT post a bug report if you have not done this, as this makes it harder for everyone, and unnecessary time troubleshooting and verifying issues that could be spen...

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can go there or the tis forums

cedar monolith
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So I just go on the forums and make a page to report a bug?

noble brook
#

pz? yeah. pee zees nuts

icy vigil
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how could this happen tired

vital marten
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My Arrakis, My Dune steamhappy

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wish there'd be a photo mode so I could've got a screenie proper but this is the best vantage point :/

dapper fjord
#

Is there a percentage of how many people play Apocalypse vs Survivor?

vital marten
#

no

icy vigil
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Check reddit

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Polls pop up every now and then

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Sandbox is the most popular mode afaik

bronze moat
#

@vital marten get OBS. You can just record your entire gameplay, then post game edit vids, pics, etc.

balmy plover
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⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

icy vigil
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What did he mean by this

onyx igloo
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i use steam recording

balmy plover
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Egale 500kg bomb

onyx igloo
#

lol

bronze moat
onyx igloo
noble brook
#

FUCK FUCKING HOUSE ALARMS

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ALL MY HOMIES HATE HOUSE ALARMS

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this just fucked up alllll my plans

carmine monolith
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lol

noble brook
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wait

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this mightve been the best thing to happen to me ever

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id give money that the gas station is 100% zomboid horde free

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i can finally leave

plush cobalt
#

Usually I'd do the whole “this is genchat, so interpret these messages related to pz as having occurred in reality” thing, but unfortunately due to budget cuts I will not be doing that at this time

bronze moat
#

I cussed out Huck after this -in a JOKING way. Most epic heli event ever

cedar monolith
noble brook
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its ok. i got a working sedan, 10 liters of gas, and directions to the station

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i'm getting outta here

rose kestrel
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Project Dune in the Zomboid engine

noble brook
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ok we're rollin

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i just gotta hope that house alarm kept their attention long enough to let me fuel all the way up and get the hell outta here

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oh lord

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this is not a gas station

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this is a warehouse

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WHERE IS THE ROSEWOOD GAS STATION.

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MY CAR TURNED OFF???

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THEY ARE TRYING TO EAT ME

icy vigil
#

This is how you were mugged at a gas station

noble brook
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i will attract many a zombie to myself throughout the entire town should I proceed aimlessly. I must make haste towards the nearest refueling center or I will face the suffering of the consequences.

bronze moat
# tall glen Obscure! everyone's seen those

Well… everyone in the demographic you and I cross over into.

Holy Mountain only sold like 100,000 tickets. That’s not many people.

It’s a film for “film enthusiasts”.

last spoke
pastel dawn
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why is there like 2000 zombies in a trailer park? this new patch doesnt make much sense

icy vigil
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Idunno

bronze moat
noble brook
noble brook
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and I WILL SOON BE NEXT!!

pastel dawn
bronze moat
bronze moat
noble brook
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oh in all my ignorance. in all my splendor. in all my greed and disdain. an end brought about nigh too soon lest I circumvent it

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I JUST MISSED IT!!!

pastel dawn
noble brook
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i hath arrived at thine gas station. it is desolate. soulless. and not a taste of the undead. perhaps, this is a W

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one full tank of gas and one ticket out of this godforsaken town!!!

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time to drive... vaguely northeasternly...

mellow birch
#

if you’re running scared out of rosewood I’m concerned about your future prospects elsewhere

icy vigil
mellow birch
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muldraugh is worse, fyi

pastel dawn
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whyyyy do the zombies cluster in the middle of towns, theres nothing making noise

noble brook
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haha. no

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death beckons me

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and i have an annotated map im gonna check it out

pastel dawn
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well im done complaining anyway

tender igloo
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its wip and was just added a couple days ago so id just give it time and keep testing n trying , im actually finding it fun

frosty tulip
noble brook
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buncha muhfuckers in the road. like move bitch

pastel dawn
#

i just got very lucky when running from the entire population of echo creek with a unlocked van with a key and some gas

pastel dawn
noble brook
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ive arrived at a mechanics shop off the main road. i intend to grab all their shit and split. i will report back on whether this endeavor is succesful or I die

pastel dawn
#

i always take the stout perk cause idk strength funny

noble brook
#

strength is my favorite. put strength on every character

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makes a much easier early game personally

pastel dawn
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i do stout so i can have other traits

noble brook
#

knock over every zombie in one or two shoves

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plus i have spongie's customization which adds visible muscles and muscular women are hot as hell dude.

pastel dawn
#

im playing with some bug fix mods

noble brook
#

haha i just ragdolled two morons

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what the fuck... where am I

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some manufacturing plant

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is it worth investigating chat?

rose kestrel
noble brook
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FUCKINGALARMS

thin wedge
noble brook
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EVERY GOD DAMN TIME

thin wedge
noble brook
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now I have ta fucking LEAVE!!!!!!!!!

thin wedge
noble brook
#

ok... im in a town

teal jungle
#

Just spent like 20 minutes setting up a campfire and gathering a massive horde together only for it to rain as soon as I get enough space to set it alight, fml never getting into this gunstore

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this is why I should've packed molotovs in advance

noble brook
#

ok i think im going to riverside

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HOLY SHIT

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I JUST DODGED A CAR WRECK GOING 60

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literally swerved and managed to just scrape bumpers

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id have somthing broken

teal jungle
#

This backwater 3 house town has had more z's in the entire area than all of riverside combined

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literally just training them around until it stops raining

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ayo it stopped burn time

noble brook
#

i was driving and I came across a railroad crossing and instictively slowed down 😭

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i'm finally nearing the annotated map position

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i think this is riverside??

neat moat
#

zomboid in my dgen?

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outrageous

noble brook
#

oh shit

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let's just say i stopped the car in a bad neighborhood

bronze moat
# rose kestrel the last person that tried looking crashed a helicopter

You are the local news..

Something is going in in Kentucky. Something huge.

You fly past the military quarantine, risking arrest.

You need to get the truth out to the world. It’s important.

You spot movement. A massive horde of psychotic rioters?

You go to investigate. Bodies everywhere. Thousands are dead.

You aim your camera.

The last live footage ever seen by the world. People MUST know what is going on.

The image:

thin wedge
#

remember when ghoti wouldn't shut up in general chat as a plungie

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good times

neat moat
#

excuse me

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I never yapped

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I was ALWAYS welcomed

rose kestrel
heavy ivy
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kris can play the piano

faint spoke
#

is it normal that no zombies spawned inside the fire station

teal jungle
#

about 500 kills, and I only have about 1300 from clearing most of riverside and most of doe valley

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thank you Ekron gun store for the enlightening experience IG

oblique stream
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Since you are fake ghoti

neat moat
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no im gurt

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ghoti isn't here

stable oar
#

yappinator

oblique stream
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And stole his account

polar kernel
#

shut up

oblique stream
icy vigil
#

Minecraft for june 17 lets fuckign go"@£@×&#*×

noble brook
#

HELP

icy vigil
#

But i will be dead for that whole week

noble brook
#

I FORGOT WHERE I PARKED

icy vigil
oblique stream
onyx igloo
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where am i

onyx igloo
#

full life when

oblique stream
#

Just glue them together

noble brook
#

why does my survivor house loot always fucking suck

onyx igloo
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because ur bad

noble brook
#

sweet two survivor houses in one neighborhood

icy vigil
#

Should i make dumplings or buttermilk fried chicken

bronze moat
noble brook
#

ok ive got a car with enough gas to cross all of kentucky and basically all the supplies i'll ever need, where should I set up a base?

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all goes well this will be my first ever long-term survival

icy vigil
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A gas station is my vote

frail trench
#

is it possible to set it up so that only at night do sprinters spawn?
or rather very few zombies turn into sprinters at night?

neat moat
#

mods can do that

noble brook
icy vigil
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It depends on the gas station

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In b41 gas2go in south muldrsugh was very safe

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Idunno if it is in b42

noble brook
#

i bet i could set something up in the rosewood gas station that would be easy to defend

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id need barricades for it to be practical though

icy vigil
#

Gas stations are really good for parking space and of course fuel

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I fucking love driving cars in pz

noble brook
#

i don't really need parking space and i'm fine just going on trips to a gas station everyone once in a while

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i think i'd be better off somewhere else

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eh i suppose i should just drive around and decide for myself

icy vigil
#

The LV military checkpoint

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Its fully fenced if you repair the gates

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So spawnproofed from the beginning

noble brook
#

and full of zombies!?!???

unreal bane
#

Gotta clean out a house before you move in, no?

noble brook
#

oh sheeeeeet grandson

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that's my goal

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i gotta find a sledgehammer

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and lay claim to the GUN STORE!!!!!!!

unreal bane
#

Take your time when tackling the LV checkpoint. There is no need to take on the entire swarm at once.

noble brook
#

nah im not gonna be doing that most likely

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im gonna find a big factory... or some facility on the outskirts of a big town

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that'll be me

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i just want guns

unreal bane
#

Plenty of room for you to lure packs of them out bit by bit, and the fences tend to juke their pathing to slow them down (by design, see IRL checkpoints).

noble brook
#

well.. I am in west point

polar kernel
#

today im gonna become sober

noble brook
#

how does everyone have such gay names

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name colors

polar kernel
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just kidding! im gonna play tag and eat candy!

teal jungle
#

does anyone know the spawn chance of antique ovens in warehouses btw?

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Found one earlier and was curious

unreal bane
# noble brook name colors

It's just pastel gradient colours, not exactly rainbow. Admins added it to the vets and boosters for fun since Discord had the feature.

Even my name's a gradient pink.

brazen lantern
noble brook
#

how the fuck does someone write two seperate 220 page books on base level aiming and reloading a firearm

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"you put the thing in the thing and do the thing"

young kelp
#

its all about the history

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on why it goes here

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and not here

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and how they found out

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where this goes and where it not goes

bronze moat
quasi slate
#

@surreal mirage

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Fortnite is THE game

regal spade
#

test

mystic wigeon
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hi

hidden spruce
simple bear
#

When do y'all think build 42 is going to launch in stable? and I'm not talking date, I'm talking update version. .10? .12? etc.

polar kiln
#

tomorrow, obviously

spiral condor
#

ive heard that new mindseye game is shit

spiral condor
#

as i was saying.

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like you cant even steal cars

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even lego games let you do that

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all 3 lego marvel games let you steal cars

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lego city undercover lets you steal cars

harsh vault
#

hai chat!

icy vigil
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Wut dahell

#

Discord is being shitty

harsh vault
#

hai shark

icy vigil
#

Floofie

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Do you know someone named floofyshork

harsh vault
#

nu

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why

icy vigil
#

Ah

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Nothing

harsh vault
#

tell!

icy vigil
#

Just someone named floofyshark in another server

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Similar to you

harsh vault
#

nobody is similar to the floof

icy vigil
#

Only a matter of time

harsh vault
#

pfft

#

am not a virus

icy vigil
#

Not yet

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Im not a worm

#

Yet here we are

karmic jetty
#

shai hulud

harsh vault
#

hai zee

karmic jetty
#

despawns

burnt kite
toxic hawk
# burnt kite

HIW DARE HE NOT SAY
BISMILLAHI RAHMANI RAHIM
BEFORE HE EAT

harsh vault
#

hai jamie

toxic hawk
#

hello

surreal mirage
harsh vault
toxic hawk
#

bored, but excited to go home

surreal mirage
toxic hawk
harsh vault
burnt kite
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I need to make it to saturday

toxic hawk
#

guys, i'm finding pz fun again

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idk why

harsh vault
#

yay

surreal mirage
icy vigil
#

End of the world is scheduled on friday 11:59 pm

noble brook
#

should... should I go to louisville???

icy vigil
#

Yep

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Pawnshops are goated

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Also the military surplus at north west LV

noble brook
#

ok heres my plan:

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raid storage units for a sledgehammer

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take over the gun stores

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driver around capping mfs for that aiming and reloading skill

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then take over lousiville

icy vigil
#

Theres also the big LV police department

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Which has the biggest armory in game

young kelp
icy vigil
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(For shotguns at least)

young kelp
noble brook
#

never know until we get there

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just gotta drive back to muldraugh

young kelp
#

while you're trying to go to LV

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there's a self storage and a warehouse next to each other in Westpoint

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close to the autoshop at the bottom right side of the map

noble brook
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really?? i'm literally there right now

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guess i didn't look around enough

young kelp
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its near the train tracks

noble brook
#

ok i think I can find it

young kelp
#

best place to loot at Westpoint if you're looking for items

noble brook
#

ok i found the warehouse

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ive been here before i just forgot it was here lol

safe shadow
#

I wish there was a mod to have power armour in this game

silver plank
#

pretend your car is a power armor

silver plank
#

Im waiting

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Am I supposed to click that link? is it a virus?

safe shadow
#

399.9 years

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Alr wiat 2 secs

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Wait no

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2 hours

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No

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1 sec

#

Done

toxic hawk
#

Shut up joshua

noble brook
#

warehouse was a bust

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next up storage lot

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after that muldraugh storage lot

#

after that

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uhh... i give up

polar kiln
#

this game literally just ripped off PZ

#

i wish the link could be embedded, but i don't have the necessary permissions

polar kiln
#

fuck my stupid plunger life

gilded bridge
polar kiln
#

i'm a man of my word

noble brook
#

WHEN THE FUCK DID STORAGE UNITS GET FUCKING HOUSE ALARMS!??????!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

#

THE UNIVERSE IS LAUGHING IN MY FUCKING FACE

#

AND GET THIS

#

I DIDN'T EVEN BREAK DOWN THE DOOR

toxic hawk
#

Everything can have an alarm

noble brook
#

IT WAS OPEN THE ALARM WENT OFF WHEN I FUCKING WALKED In

toxic hawk
#

Including a police station

noble brook
#

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

noble brook
#

IN UNIVERSE

gilded bridge
toxic hawk
#

Irl motion sensor

noble brook
#

WHY

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THE UNIT IS FUCKING EMPTY

#

WHAT ARE THEY PROTECTING

toxic hawk
#

It wasn't empty before

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Or someone looted it without yripping the alarm

gilded bridge
polar kiln
#

oh i didn't mean ripped off as in steal

noble brook
toxic hawk
noble brook
#

there's not

young kelp
toxic hawk
#

They walked in and out and the motion sensor didn't work

noble brook
#

i guess im fucked for west point then

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gonna try my luck at muldraugh

toxic hawk
toxic hawk
polar kiln
young kelp
#

kafka, she was the first I saw and the reason I stayed because of DoT

noble brook
#

actually is it worth breaking down the security doors to get to the interior units? i think i can pull that off safely

young kelp
#

Currently have her E2S1

noble brook
young kelp
#

they'll spread

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after like a day or 2

young kelp
#

still hyped about her upcoming buff

young kelp
#

bring DoT back to life

toxic hawk
#

Beat a boss
Phase two
Summons 3 more like him

young kelp
#

also iirc back in 41

noble brook
#

but like is the loot better

toxic hawk
#

Ez

young kelp
#

getting a key inside the big storage lot

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doesn't let you open the garage doors

toxic hawk
#

They are predetermined

young kelp
#

oh wait really?

#

damn

noble brook
#

if i break into the interior portion is it worth my time at all or is the loot the exact same

young kelp
#

they nerfed keys

noble brook
#

and im wasting my time breaking down doors

toxic hawk
#

Keys now spawn WITH the zombies

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So you can't farm

noble brook
#

DO I GO INTO THE INTERIOR SECTION OR LEAVE

young kelp
#

personally my fav spot to loot

toxic hawk
young kelp
#

often can find a pitchfork for early game, tho if you're looking for a sledge, it'll be rare

toxic hawk
#

Shut up joshua

noble brook
#

ok im going in fuck it

young kelp
#

oh right alarmed toilet

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it happened to me here

#

there is no door, the moment I entered it just started beeping

icy vigil
#

Is joshua in the room with us rn

young kelp
#

probably

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never heard no joshua before

surreal mirage
#

Give us a sign

young kelp
#

don't ask them about the pickles

noble brook
#

imagine how much muscle strain i'm gonna get from standing here hitting a door with a crowbar

toxic hawk
noble brook
#

holy shit ive been playing pz for 6 hours

regal spade
stone meadow
heavy ivy
young kelp
#

I was the same as you when I first started

#

played at 7am, looked at the clock, its now 6pm

naive flicker
young kelp
#

is that an AI generated generator video

crystal onyx
#

Anyone literally anyone ping me please

naive flicker
#

This is a masterpiece that couldn't be recreated by AI

wraith bolt
#

whew get yo game on peeps....time is short

icy vigil
#

Y tho

young kelp
#

I ain't interested in game

#

I only want games

wraith bolt
#

operation rising white lion...aka the anti christ

young kelp
#

rimworlding DLC

#

too broke to afford it

wraith bolt
#

new rimworld dlc?

young kelp
#

ye

wraith bolt
#

oh brb

icy vigil
#

Yeah comes out in july

young kelp
#

not yet out tho

wraith bolt
#

oh yeah boo

young kelp
#

news about it currently out and its about exploration

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specifically in space

#

new bugs

icy vigil
#

You can update to 1.6 to check changes in vanilla mechanics