#general_chat
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what if the Lockpicking Lawyer breaks into my house
it's already over
no lock can stop him
I'm a 4th year medical student fuck google
And I've seen people both shot and stabbed
And I can tell you stabbing hurts more beside being more lethal
well yeah but at least you can run from the knife easier
It hurts more not more lethal
is that anecdotal or is that actual research
This might be a controversial take but I think it's much harder to outrun a bullet than a knife
crazy take ik
how does a gunshot hurt less than a knife
if someone wants to break in theyd just do it destructively, i.e. break a window
Locks keep honest people out
frogski can break my window any time
Then just get bars on your window
no guns
knives are sharp which makes them hurt less
Much smaller wound + much faster
no knives
you might not even feel a knife wound
use nukes
I’d like to see him try
two very different answers here in chat
If they're going through a window, they've already made the decision noise is not a problem, go get the angle grinder
gunshots are like very strong punches AND someone tears a hole in you
exactly
wait i thought you said tbe other way
So are knives???!
Recoilless blade
yeah no gunshot wounds hurt worse
When did I say anything about the noise I said to put bars so they can’t get in
Have you been shot before?
knives are sharp and thin, you dont hit many nerves
And just install security cameras or a ring doorbell so you can see outside
bullets tear through you
i dont need to to have read on it
every burglar is terrified of a ring camera
makes your house completely unrobbable 100%
Except don't use fucking ring
That’s why you should get one
Jagdkommando enters the chat
all points invalidated
What the hells wrong with ring
I mean dude, you put a ring doorbell up, what's stopping me from just walking over to the part of the house that don't have one?
you gonna put a ring doorbell on every side of your house?
What isn't?
Why does a security camera need fucking wifi access
Damn bros gonna be a future murderer if you resort to that easily
But tbh I’m not even that against guns
dude
If your scared dairy just get one
It’s just for self defense
lmao dude I'm not saying I'm scared, I was just saying why I understood why people have guns for home defence lol
or a glock
aint this forbidden by the geneva convention
Bullets are smaller with linear point of entry
:)
But are very destructive once they hit tissue
Hehe
Who's a gun nut here
Yeah especially in the states literally every dude has a gun for self defense
It's literally a death sentence
I already have my home defense idea sorted out anyway
i dont own guns
Duct-taping knives to a horde of roombas
but i like them
my friend has one
They slash the intruders feet when I release them into the house
i used it to skin potatoes
You're not going to use hollow point for home defense are you?
didnt work as well as i expected it to
How many times do I gotta say this just put traps around your house Kevin mccallister home alone style bro
get some RIP rounds
That would totally work
i dare you
im not gonna lie
It's still a fucking bullet my guy
hollow point bullets are easy to make
KEVIN WISHES HE HAD MY ROOMBA SECURITY GUARDS IDEA OK
just get the bullet and a knife
kevin is jealous
He’s gonna use it in the next movie
the real argument is that guns are fucking lazy
use claymore for home defence instead
what coward doesnt use a laser sledgehammer
I used a musket for self defence.
If I die to a gun, I want it to have bounced off at least 3 coins before striking me perfectly in my weak point
are we going to argue that using medieval swords against home intruders = more swag
lmao
Any less than that and I'm just not dying, not worth my time
No it's not nearly the same
Lesbians have the safest homes
I dont know enought lesbians
how many times did you backup ur arch in the last 30 days
Why does it matter if a gun or knife hurts more I would rather not pick anything both of hurt a lot
We live dangerously
Just avoid conflict with guns or knives
I need some lesbian neighbors so I can borrow tools
or you just make sure your house is set up like some generic dungeon in any RPG. Pressure plates activating poison arrow traps in the walls, swinging axe traps in the hallways
How
If we break something, we fix it. It's the only way to learn
Going back to a restore point is WEENIE shit
swords
i aint gonna spend 30 years fixing it in work mate
every business needs professional lesbians
capitalism
weenie hut jr
Lesbians just have swords now?
Yeah
Ironically wrong
never seen one
Part of the 2020 patch
With that logic gay men’s house would be more safe they already have a sword built into them
always has been
Nah, lesbians have swords
HAHAH yeah sure, my house is safe
i confirm vex's claim
That's not what I meant lol
welcome to Possum Hollow, where the Men are Men the Women are also Men and the children are confused
How do you guys feel about living on the first floor in cities 
Bro check the average
It's not very good
Dairy just go to his house
or maybe I set up my house to be like Asmongold's. Nobody wants to rob it because they know they're going to catch several undiscovered diseases and parasites from how unclean it is.
You are not gonna be in any danger in his house
Only the danger of getting lost
What average
pfft
the rat alarm
Because he is Nurgle's most devout follower
it comes with immunities
simply look at ballistic gel testing to know how much damage it does
@gilded bridge
the swords are that bad?
I think everyone can agree the least safe house is your moms house cause there’s always men breaking into it everyday
Ayo
EVERY HOME NEEDS A FLAIL FOR HOME DEFENCE
I’m funny right
comedy gold
my mother is dead
Yes I'm afraid
Maybe good enough in a small apartment though
comedy gold+
lmao
Shit sorry bro
wtf
no its cool
Ballistic gel doesn't have vessels
i like to bring it up to ruin the mood
brother is a walking buzzkill
real
just intimidate any intruder by patrolling your house at night constantly, dressed as a medieval knight, with your trusty halberd.
what other super powers do you have
erhh
Shout "Who goes there?!" whenever you hear a random noise
I wanna build a house with a fake front door
i can helicopter my dong for a minute
must have been the wind
its just 4 feet of conctete behind there
thats a super power
please kick in my door
can you fly
working on it
"NEVAR SHOULD HAVE COME HERE"
then you get the skyrim combat music playing on speaker
you're kind of coming off as delusional
the oblivion thing
"they dont have vessels"
im sure a bullet would be stopped by my artery, thats very factual
i aint a fan
good
i beat games out of spite
and by release order
a fan, are you still doing penis rotations?
build 43 🥳
is overwatch by bethesda?
please stop
thats blizzard
even worse
penis rotation
my favourite hobby
that would only make it more lethal not less
Frogski
CHOPPED HOUSE
how many hobbies do you have
IF YOU DONT WANT BURGLARS JUST KIVE IN THE CHOPPED HOUSE
not only would you break skin youd fuck up your bloodtubes
the only reason I wanna play skyrim again is to use that mod that makes a invincible mudcrab always stalk you
squirting all over the place
u sound like u play tarkov in your free time for fun
frog plays diablo
What
Make it invisible too so it jumpscares you
frog plays diablo and listens to kara jorgo
bruh it already looks like it jumpscares you a lot
you just turn the corner in a city and you see it approaching
murdering any guard that tries to stop it
as you quickly try to buy potions and sell your shit
Whats the peak horror game in your guys’ opinion?
i strongly stay with outlast 1 and or amnesia the bunker
The non horror games suddenly turning horror are the scariest
Damn it
I wanted to say that
cause I quickly discovered that it was so easy to survive a chase in outlast 1
u can add vr if u want
enemies were so shit at finding yo uif you just used beds or lockers
Those bitch ass Minecraft sounds
so it became so easy to survive any encounter
play amnesia the bunker
peak cinema
I have
alien isolation didnt tickle my pickle in the right way
but ima prolly finish it at some point
What
u heard me
are you shur
i cant really think of a game that scared me
I really don't know any horror VR games
world of horror is cool just for the junji ito references
not to alarm u but we can make gold using the particle accelerator now
What
That's a thing?
lead
Cooper
wrong cooper
not copper
Yes hes
copper
Cooper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvQcrpGq1y0 they turned lead into gold
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yessir
its so freaking cool wonder what else they will do
make a rat play doom
rat brain
they are turning
lead into fucking gold
and yet we still suffer from male pattern baldness
thats the best part
also you can get hair transplants
im not even bald
yet
prolly
Dna is a bit more harder to understand
dont worry tho
The goth girls that work at CERN also create spooky effects at a distance!
short /= bald
no like
you need to shave it all of mate
actually short bald shit
let the dome shine
i aint gonna shave it using a razor tho
👨🦲
literally
You're 21?
electric razor?
what does being 21 have to do with bald
what
and your address
A+T is good. C+G is better.
why are you guessing their age
fun
idk, guess gaming and airsoft are two
Fun
airsoft
I mean y'all can guess my age
frogski's got that airsoft larping
these airsoft guns are fucking expensive
do you have code names and painted guns
some of my colleagues are at cern rn
pog
yeah if i spent the same on real guns id have a decent collection
photo or didnt happen
oh god
send us a photo of your shit
what if my bowel movement was cancelled
We may know some same peeps!
I got a buddy at hanford and one at CERN.
My goth girl joke always makes em giggle
for research
for mpb
would you rather receive a picture of shit or piss
tough
Lupus
its never lupus
piss myself
i think ill always take piss over shit
No one hears a word
we can be bees
You say
what
ITS THE BEES KNEES! 🐝
Reference to metal gear solid?
sucha good weapon
Guys! My spiffo had babies!
i dont have time
that is not solid snake
This game is probably shit
Spiffo 2.0 had 4 lil’ beenee’s in my car port when I came home. Only managed to catch a pic of this little guy as they went to hide
For 5 days
listen
Reminds me of barotrauma when it was free
pog ame
I'm bored of getting ragebaited by fartface
That game is good
ive never ragebaited you
But it's a bit too expensige
that is a blackblob of void
For me
but ok mate
You've never not ragebaited me
the urge to sing sea shanties as you ride the storms after abondoning society with your mates
@toxic relic pls stop farting on peoples faces
it's fucked up
im craving dragonfruit
my eyes be fucking damned
simple as that
Was hard to catch a pic cause they were scurrying away just as I pulled in.
But this is the 3rd generation born near my house, so they’ll be back for snacks. Hopefully get a group photo next time
which one you use the most in airsoft
soon ill have enough to simulate your entire body
airsoft guys are cracked
they are missing about 20 other variants
they take the shit very serious
its soft
FART STOP
put a real one on
I'd agree
i understand that reference
my friend is also into airsoft
Yeah but do you have a Lazer Tag rifle?
we were once drinking at his place and i know how much he respects the guns
so he hands one to another dude for fun cuz he wanted to see it
he always makes sure to read his guns bedtime stories after he tucks them in every night
and he puts the finger on the trigger and flags us
keep in mind it was an airsoft and wasnt loaded
So the airsoft friend was like nah man u broke the rules hand that back
thats full auto
damnnn bro ok
gimme some good games
limbus company
library of ruina then
peggle
@neon bramble what pisses me off about this clip, erlking rolled 35 and ryoshu rolled a 34
brooo I got one of those too
RNG moment
no fuckignw way purble place
yo
i love how if outis is on low hp, virgil starts fucking with her
i used to get so mad at that game id start chewing on the walls like a teething beaver cub
why is there no events anymore
its the only game in the school computer lab
Trepang2
so I smuggle random flash games in my flash drive
do you boot them on the library computer
there is no library computer
why'd you do that
Which one
i shall never forget
arent these hundreds of dollars
no, you are
my honest reaction
off to bed
gd chief
may the shwartz be with you
JA JA
the ak, aksu and svd
what you gonna do with it
devil may cry 5 times, what a crybaby
2 was a pain
how do i get roles?
how do i get the veteran role on my profile because i am quite the expert when it comes to project zomboid
u yap
its all based on server exp
what kind of derrogatory word is that?
1-3.4 exp per message/minute
u have my gratitude
"don't question me, i have 10000 reddit karma" 
no worries mate

u2
The more thy tongue doth wag, the greater the knowing thou shalt glean, friend.
Embed failure
TS died a few years ago bro
Reminder.
Oh god the game with the most amount of goons
Goons?
You guys are weird.
huuh...how i became group of guys at one second xd
Sauerkraut
Whats the best way to get planks without an ax
Idk i don't play pz
disassemble wooden furniture
wow I keep butchering the word disassemble 
Spiffo is dead
Waitta minute, how can a zed bit me? I was in a car and then got bitten (?) I checked all the windows are still intact. I don't lock the door tho, they can't open the car door right?
pretty sure that is a bug in b41
My only guess is they bit me when I was exiting the car but also pretty sure I wasn't caught. There wasn't any getting attacked animation
fight me
I assume you entered the car and immediately started driving. that leaves the door functionally open but visually its closed
everytime you enter the car, make sure you hear the door close before driving
some modded vehicles have animated car doors you'd be able to notice, but vanilla cars are missing that that feature
I alway press V
despacito wooden furniture
Hmmm nope. I was trying to rest in the car with the engine off, after some time passed the zeds started to approach my car. I got out and got bit as soon as I exit my car
yeah there is no Iframes
I should be more careful with fast forward tho, sometimes the alert came too late. The zeds are already so near and then the fast forward stops
There's no hiding place nearby so I thought my car was safe
I love how the mods got a Green > sliiiihtly darker green gradient so that they glow too when you mouse over
recently I have been stumbling upon a error when hosting a server for me and my friends. it says: "failed to download the map from the server." I tried hosting without any mods and it worked perfectly. Anyone could tell me how i can fix this?
Whats the biggest server for eu?
With pvp
Or are there good modpacks for multiplayer
Dang, I wish there's a game like PZ but in a medieval world
hmmm you heard of the new one comin out? 🙂
There are probably medieval map mods
God Save Birmingham
NO ???
(look it up not ready yet tho)
Gonna check it
Yeah if a beta did come out this year it'd be like later later on
Mmmh, not sure about this one
I mean, it looks grat, but the aspect and the realistic gameplay of PZ is like>>>>>>>>>>
its going to be like a semi releastic game
pz aint realistic tho
you mean the iso views?
yeah
the main person behind GSB is inspired by zomboid so theres that
also iso views arent realistic lol
Yeah, wrong choice of my word lol
But you know, like the same game, but with a kenshi vibe in a medieval world, where you can do anything you want
That's a bit random
I've seen mods for suits of armor
Nothing ever happens 
this is too evil
omni man dlc dropped guys
Noones knows abt a modpack or eu server for multiplayer?
lol what indie ass game is this
Why is the body so far away
terrible creature
Horse of lies and deceit
superhero sim
as i said in da backdooms it feels like a bad boblox fan game, but its still kinda goofy fun
jeoff is that you
Someone shit me whilst I was trying to speak to a friendly
From 60 meters away
In the head
time for more roguging
roguguger
the horse would die from dehydration, exhaustion and a lack of food
I can check I'm going to a desert tomorrow
Devil trigger > storm that ia approaching
New shay outfit dropped
is this AC
i dont know whats happening
chatception
Is this a gif of drawing a sword or sheathing a sword?
hi friends
haha
wouldn't you like to know
its sheating a sword since the beginning shows a drawn sword
Good to know
anywys answer this
is death something that is to be handed out by mortal men, who themselves know not of their own mortality and flaws
also do you like milk
No, then yes
Agreed
havent touched br this season just leveled through stw
Ah fair
i saw that the modifiers are back one of my favorite features
I haven't played br in yonks
i was talking to someone and they shot me
Chernobyl
exacly
Just leave
Already did
Who
space man
the new car in fortnite is pretty cool
loving the design the decal reminds me of tron
10/10 grab if you guys are into cold hard depression
who wanna be my dayz and pz duo
wym it's right there
No he stole it!!

played this game, its great
havent finished all the scenarios though
cheese and cheese salad
Sorry if this has been asked a lot, but do we have an ETA on the new update? I rly wanna play it with friends
You still play fortnite?
why wouldnt i
It's so last decade
keep up with the times
play AAA slop
you literally play fallout lol
Seconding this recommendation
It's the decade before
And I actually don't anymore
I play squad EU5 slop and Genshin impact
Sometimes minecraft
Minecraft? Isn't that game for babies? Aren't fun games that encourage creativity for children?
No eta on mp
(I am in a Minecraft phase currently)
that's why you're supposed to play modded with eldrichs monstruosities
im just eating my salted caramel chocolate and this mans hating fortnite in 2025
im just stunned with how big its grown
i remember the days of og epic people and no to little crossovers
I've yet to find a mod that adds enemies but doesn't look out of place
Which is problematic since I made a modpack to play w friends and thanks to Ars Nouveau it's pretty easy to outpace vanilla enemies
Or insert "omg scary mob guys" that shrimply chases you around and gives you an annoying jumpscare
@frozen ember join vc i wanna show u something silly
Oh yeah I saw the messages saying you're back but I wasn't here for it
liek what u see
very silly indeed
So this is my delayed welcome back moopy
I missed the moop
i was gonna react with a wave or somethin but i swear discord keeps moving the fckin vc emojis
thanks omar
yes yes
i cant find them either in server vcs
welcoom back again our lithianian mascot
Lithium
Are we closer to b43? Its already 42.9.0
i live inside a lithium battery
hi again friends
yeah bro just 00.1.0 patches left
i am lithium
Dayum... wish they add mp and npc
oooh yeah ben u never met moopers
there are TWO lithuanians in gen chat
say hi to each other gamers
hi moopers
Double a or triple a batttery
double a
bro game devlopment aint easy
Cant wait for b42 mp to release just for people to ask for b43
they are already asking for both
Lol
i mean i dont really blame people for checkin in but cmon
how can i get leather strips
by dissmantling leather items?
Or, there might be some misc objects you can breakdown aswell
havent played lazoid in awihle
which items for example
dont know much about the game
Its fine, not everyone reads blogs n stuff lol
i got an idea i made a sawed off baseball bat so im thinking it should be done in the game
i learned this from a marial arts video on youtube
OIH
MAYBE EVEN MARIAL ARTS
Mario arts? throwing fireballs and head stomping
yes indeed
also, short bat is already an item
leroy sane to galatasaray here we go
howevert im sick and i need sleep see u guys later 😄
things that start with the word leather
Sweet dreams mate
coats and jackets mostly
thanks seer u all later
Alguien español?
see*
how can i destroy jackets
Scissors if I remember right
English-only server, but you can probably find some Spanish-speaking players in #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028
oh shoot, i shoulda taken some screenshots, found a basement full of clothes racks, and got 30 coats and jackets, nothing but leather
guys im at the sandwich store
What do they sell
right click the item and you'll get the option as long as you have something sharp handy
im now walking to the sandwich and frying pan combination store
soup
I am clearly not in the know
Awh thats cool though, only seen the leather one so far
lightning strike
search soup store for the full video
Image perms at lvl10
enh, im used to using sites that don't embed anyways
and here I thought you were setting up the joke, lol
scissors
Só, b42.9 Just launched, maybe well have b43 before mp for b42?
PS. Just a joke guys no need for being angry
b49 when
toxic
i need to play pz again someday
Do I actually need to aim my cursor over the zombies heads to get headshots or does it not matter
Im not sure ifthis was added to vanilla yet
but i used to have a mod that would allow me to scrap shoes for leather (cuz there was tons)
but keep an eye out for leather jackets and gloves
that is what i usually do , like a little before their head when their walking towards me and it seems to work, i would just try different things
fr
calm down shark
I CANTCIWJRWIJDWJS
aw
too bad i wont be able to buy it for a while
FUCK B42 RIMWORLD IS MY B42
Omg, silly milly
fr fr
Silly milly is the best car
are you okay shark?
tynan needs to fatten his pockets more? 😤 😩
hai cole
hello flappersfrostie 👋
Something always happens 😌
but what if Rimworld came out with Rimworld 2?
dont call me that.
if it dont got floof i dont want it
what is the new dlc about
tired
im going to learn pirating to spite tynan
bro is the entire reason why the economy is in shambles rn
yeah but like
why do i need to pay like the same cost as my groceries or my energy bill just to get gametime in 😦
Its rimworld odyssey, not out yet
atleast if hes still charging upwards of 100 bucks for each individual dlc
cole
BECAUSE JOHN TYNAN WILL SAVE HUMANITY
do you not kno how to pirate things
We pay for his immortality
is john tynan the rimlord
Rimmer
i dont no
if u ever seriously consider it, use bittorrent
and get the torrents off of 1337x
stay safe
we have a channel for noobs to get help :S
does riverside have a fire station
new dlc announced. releases in a month
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3022790/RimWorld__Odyssey/
hype
Build your own gravship
Build your own ship and travel across the planet! Land anywhere you want to hunt for treasure, harvest food and fuel, and bring back souvenirs like exotic birds, long-forgotten gravtech, or a gold-plated charge rifle.
Your gravship starts small - just a grav engine, a few rooms, and enough chemfuel to lift off. But ov…
Coming soon
and a bunch of other stuff
hype
looks like new biomes. what else
everyones freaking out smh
can read the full thing here. i learned of this like 3 minutes ago myself
its just rimworld smh
so I dunno all the new features. but it seems like a lot
looks like mostly ships, technology, biomes, and world generation
hai ben
odessey seems an awful lot like Save Our Ship 2
omg omg omg omg HAIIIIII!!!!
haiiiiii
I'm happy for that tbh
SOS2 always felt overdone to me
I bet odyssey scales a lot of that stuff back and makes it more manageable for folks who just wanna keep a chill rimworld vibe, so to speak
mods will always exist to expand it
Holy shit they are adding lile
Like fucking everything
New mechs, an insectoid queen, ships, caravan updates, space, fucking MULTITHREADING
the faster load times with 1.6 sound exciting for sure
finally
yep. some popular mod features getting integrated into base game. love to see it
i can scale my modlist back a bit when it launches lol
Colonists can now be ordered to dress other pawns, including prisoners.
Added a toggle to special trees to prevent them from being cut down by the cut plants/harvest plants designator.
Both of those are incredible
so, if i say rimworld sucks, will i get executed
nah. you're entitled to your opinion.. I just personally disagree 🙂
Everyone quits rimworld initially
But then youll love it the 2nd time
@karmic swift omg glad ur here, i need ur opinion on my most recent marksman rifle in tarkov
lol
feast ur eyes on this
looks naughty
its cool isnt it
My mod list shrinks
is it belt fed? I'm so confused lol
its 100 round double drum M4
I honestly dont even really know what i'm looking at or what rifle it is--ahh
wild stuff
with an acog for precision
perfect sniper
maybe the double drum mag is a bit overkill
rimworld is a psyop made by the elves to stop you from playing dwarf fortress
dwarf fortress is good
Minigun stay winning
@icy vigil billion dollars or new rimworld DLCs monthly
hard decision i know
take ur time
trick question
you'd need the billion dollars to be able to afford the NEXT DLC after Odyssey
Billion rimworld dlcs
this guy
BECAUSE RIMWORLD DOESN'T EVER FUCKING GO ON A BIGGER SALE THAN 20%!
because "muh game art... buy my book..." -Tynan Sylvester
Odyssey is save our ship
where can we report bugs
tis forums or steam forums
thanks dog you'd think they'd have a spot on here for that too
make sure youre not using any mod and do it on a new save to recreate the issue
Okie dokie
I wish I could get into it, but its too much for me
Wtf do you live?
Cry about it
i never got into it, i just know its kind of similar to caves of qud
On vacation
I'm in Ohio and it only 79
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh not really lol
Qud is a roguelike adventure game
Wait
IM BEING FORGED INTO STEEL
Dwarf is the father of many games
Many sims released after df is likely its descendant
I dont play it but i have huge respect for df
Rimworld community is on fire right now
It gave birth to minecraft and rimworld. God bless tarn
the Rimworld dev is Canadian, so he probably pays 50% income taxes
he cant afford sales
I've never seen rimworld on sale
I think the idea is that you just gotta be careful where you get your stuff from right
A good day to spread managed democracy
isnt there like one new big popular one for that stuff?
Ever heard about factorio?
tynan is a greedy capitilist pig 😉
jokes on you I play the Dorf mod for Rimworld
1337x is the most reliable to me
BECASE DEEP FRIED FOOD IS DELICOUS AND I LOVE FEELING MY HEART BEAT OUT OF MY CHEST
WHY ARE WE YELLING
IM SCARED OF THE SUN
you have to beat the game to play the DLC
"[softly] Don't."
SORT OF SAME BROTHER I DO ENJOY THE NIGHT MORE
Wdym, it's insanely awesome
i'm an automation addict in the making, it all started with minecraft's Create mod
I FEEL LIKE BURNING IF IM BY THE SUN TOO LONG
create is very techincal
The factory can grow from one planet to multiple and even the space itself
i've been told Create is Factorio but for babies
ARE YOU BYHAPS A WHAT THEY CALL A VAMPIRE
Never played create, but my engineer mind never lets me exit factorio peacefully 😭
I DONT KNOW








