general_chat

[harsh vault]

only in ohio

[neat moat]

we have to put them down

[dapper dove]

i live in ohio

🥀

[candid patio]

gross

[harsh vault]

sigma

[dapper dove]

im sigma

[candid patio]

you should leave

[neat moat]

slappy

[candid patio]

hi

[harsh vault]

sigma sigma boy

[neat moat]

get my rifle

[dapper dove]

we have the national air force museum here

in ohio

[harsh vault]

ohio pilled

[candid patio]

why have so many regulars changed their names?

[burnt kite]

Death penalty should be more widespread

[dapper dove]

sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boyy

[harsh vault]

skibidi rizz

[candid patio]

first of all... if you are going to sell anyone on ohio, you should start with the rock and roll hall of fame

[dapper dove]

sigma hawk wizzed up livvy tuah

[harsh vault]

gyatt kai cenat ohio

[dapper dove]

rock and roll hall of fame is mid. national air force museum is sick af

[candid patio]

hmmm

[dapper dove]

planes ❤️

[harsh vault]

@dapper dove fanum tax time

[dapper dove]

noo hawk tuah

[harsh vault]

hawk tuey

[dapper dove]

sigma

[harsh vault]

rizz

[neat moat]

floofie

harvey

[harsh vault]

yes?

[neat moat]

look at the flowers

[dapper dove]

tuah

[candid patio]

i'm not going to dayton

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-the-flowers-twd-carl-sad-gif-13413320

[harsh vault]

ghoti im trying to fit in!

[candid patio]

if its not on lake eerie i'm not visiting

[candid patio]

its working

[harsh vault]

yipe

hai slappy!

[dapper dove]

hawk bluah

[candid patio]

hi!

[harsh vault]

how ish uus

[candid patio]

i'm so tired i can barely move

[harsh vault]

aw

[candid patio]

man... those are some good reviews... but dayton...

[burnt kite]

Daytona

[dapper dove]

nowhere in ohio is dangerous

[neat moat]

Harvey is definitely an anomaly

[last spoke]

I refuse to believe Ohio is real

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/lightsareoff-scary-monster-angry-rage-gif-26156149

[candid patio]

i appreciate those words. i'm looking at investing in toledo real estate.

[dapper dove]

thats hilarious bro

original too

[last spoke]

Don't call me that.

[neat moat]

only in ohio 😭

[dapper dove]

hawk tuah

[candid patio]

but also, what color is your flesh?

[last spoke]

You've been asked several times now.

[dapper dove]

red probably

[harsh vault]

ghoti stop trying to fit in

smh

go blub blub

[neat moat]

floofie you are Harvey are already dead

ur flower food now

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

[neat moat]

shouldn't even be talking

[harsh vault]

gr

or else!

[last spoke]

Any part of the US really, how is any of it real?

[harsh vault]

hrmph

revive me right now ghoti

[neat moat]

California is ok ok

[dapper dove]

hawk tuah

gyatt

[dapper dove]

california is literally the worst state

💀

[neat moat]

vro is from Ohio

litteraly a nothing burger

[dapper dove]

wyoming

[last spoke]

Isn't there the whole like
The everything going on there?

[candid patio]

this is the most ohio pilled thing you could say

[dapper dove]

california is full of disgusting billionaires

[neat moat]

like what

[junior dock]

NO GIFS?

AW HELL NAH

PLEASE

[last spoke]

Not for you, no.

Not yet anyway

[junior dock]

LEMME SEND SMEGMA JONKLER GIFS

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/counterstrike-csgo-door-stuck-knife-lit-gif-13501025

[candid patio]

"full of"
yes... they make up the majority of the population
in fact... its segregated there and you can only shop at certain stores if you are a billionaire

[dapper dove]

be quiet

🥀

[neat moat]

Vro got humbled

[harsh vault]

hai harvey

[junior dock]

only in ohio 😂

[dapper dove]

#blocked

heh

hawk tuah

[last spoke]

That's not a channel

[dapper dove]

i know bro

[heavy ivy]

oregon and washington are nice, very uneventful

[candid patio]

okay this is actually hilarious

[harsh vault]

bee!

hai

[dapper dove]

the pnw is goateddd

[heavy ivy]

:3

[burnt kite]

Chat, what do I do with these thingamambobs

I can't screw it back in

[dapper dove]

pnw forests ❤️

[sacred schooner]

"natural environnement" damn I can't for the life of me figure out why

[candid patio]

ugh that website says utah is the best state

wtf is that

[dapper dove]

tuah?

[burnt kite]

Utah propaganda

[candid patio]

?

[dapper dove]

utah.. tuah

[sacred schooner]

being ranked 41# in it

[heavy ivy]

I wouldn't put too much stock in it, oregon is ranked 44 in natural environment on this site whivch is fucking stupid

[burnt kite]

New York is ranked at 20

[neat moat]

Definitely Utah propaganda

[candid patio]

ohhh.
yeah... the list of events that I know of in ohio is grand
and that's just things that I, a person not from ohio, and not that interested in it, have happened upon.

[heavy ivy]

instead of ranking states what if we just all hugged and played in the woods

[neat moat]

which woods

[candid patio]

The palestine oh chemical spill for example

[neat moat]

I dont wanna play there

[bronze cobalt]

what's the website, josephsmithisbased.com?

[sacred schooner]

nothing like making a whole town a health hazard

but there's worse, ever heard of cancer valley?

industrial area in Louisiana with an insane rate of various cancer

[neat moat]

I love cancer 😍

🦀 ♋

[empty summit]

Got a question. Started up the dedicated server I have with some buddies. Opening up my personal map ("m key") and it is cleared, anyone know why?

[harsh vault]

chat why am i so eepyyy

[sacred schooner]

you mean the fog of war?

[empty summit]

yea exactly, it seems to have been reset

[sacred schooner]

you enabled the map to be fully visible in the samdbox settings?

[vital marten]

Had 90 mph winds — 144 kph last night

Been without power for the past 16 hours

[empty summit]

no?

[vital marten]

[harsh vault]

taking this out of context say your prayers

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-muppets-meme-smh-shaking-my-head-gif-16984538577250620315

[empty summit]

?

[sacred schooner]

there should be an option to do so, though it has been a while since I last played the game

[empty summit]

but what if I don't want to have that setting enabled?

[sacred schooner]

you mean you lost progression?

[neat moat]

have to either make a new world or somehow enable the setting in game

[vital marten]

1,000 outages across state, 400 without power in my area

One thing I’ve noticed after being forced into the Stone Age is everything I have right down to cooking food relies on electricity 🤣

[empty summit]

yea on the map

[sacred schooner]

then I lack the knowhow to tell you the bug that caused that (I'm not aware of any game mechanics that causes that (unless you died?))

anyway, someone in #pz_b42_chat or #1019767076094758924 may well have the solution to your troubles

[empty summit]

ok, well so far it seems to just be the map progression wiped from every player on the server. Was just curious if something else could have been wiped unintentionally. May check otu b42 chat or pz tech

[sacred schooner]

these are the chats actually related to the game, here you'll just find anime gifs and pictures like the one above

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-evelyn-zzz-miyabi-zzz-big-ears-gif-9719596319372465390

[vital marten]

All ears

[livid notch]

TWO TIMES, beaten by artorias TWICE WHEN HE WAS 5% HP

Man I'm done with fromsoftware

[sacred schooner]

anyway, in case you find no solutions, there's always the interactable map you can find online

[stone meadow]

krill tissue

[harsh vault]

hai lou

hai light

frogksi...

[livid notch]

Ello

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-banging-fist-on-ground-agony-anguish-pain-suffering-gif-10047053495593873096

[neat moat]

"No I will not call you a good boy"

[fair yacht]

ah yes general chat

[neat moat]

spork!

[ruby river]

hi friend

who is General Chat? what war did he fight in?

[fair yacht]

the clone wars

[quartz thorn]

Did he survive?

[fair yacht]

Ghoti!

[crude crown]

Guys by default my game is build 41 how do I play build 42?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/b42-project-zomboid-build-42-gif-17066682817413107459

[harsh vault]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1348075302332403846/image0.gif

[neat moat]

this is so cursed

[harsh vault]

i know

its amazing though

[fair yacht]

wtf lmao

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/envy1-gif-14847894571129359031

[harsh vault]

hai spoof

[fair yacht]

hi floofer!

[crude crown]

Thank you, does everyone play 42 now? and I have been playing vanilla until can someone suggest any mods that does not feel like they are making the game too easy or comfortable?

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-playing-freddy-game-fnaf-markiplier-jumpscare-fnaf-gif-14013965030777615199

[uncut salmon]

Everyone's been playing 42

For a while now

[sacred schooner]

not necessarely, multiplayer is still played on b41 and many old mods that aren't recieving updates only work on previous versions

[harsh vault]

pz chat in genchat ;w;

[fading pelican]

am i high or is the e's on general flipped?

[uncut salmon]

You're high

[sacred schooner]

you're high

[burnt kite]

You are high

[harsh vault]

im high

[sacred schooner]

youre high

[burnt kite]

Its normal

[sacred schooner]

your high

[harsh vault]

xal is high

[sacred schooner]

high on life duh

[harsh vault]

good game

[uncut salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-stress-stress-meme-gif-4951848654160939006

[fading pelican]

they call it devils lettuce but i think its a gift from the heavens

and to any nay sayers i shall say NI

[neat moat]

Well if its the devil's lettuce at least he didnt make angle dust 😒

[harsh vault]

angle dust

hehe

[spring flare]

so when multiplayer 😦

[neat moat]

yeah youre too young to know

[fading pelican]

yknow how iceland and greenland were named?

[harsh vault]

gurt you said angle!

[fading pelican]

something like that

[harsh vault]

its angel

[neat moat]

thats what I said

angle

[harsh vault]

ragebait

[uncut salmon]

Never because you asked

The devs will delete mp now

[spring flare]

nice xd are they some informations about that ? ^^

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-gif-22469816

[fading pelican]

fuck is the devs, my dad

[neat moat]

why would you do this

you are a horrible person

[fading pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-burn-crashandburn-hindenburg-explosion-gif-7466834

literally 100% 1000x worse than the hindenburg

[burnt kite]

Im heartbroken

The wee boy won't run

Charger issue

[harsh vault]

so sad

[fading pelican]

the modding community for this game is the only thing still assuring me people do stuff just for the hell of it

ngl life has been kinda

nihilistic recently

[loud pumice]

[harsh vault]

hai uppy

[loud pumice]

Hello Fwostie

That's the only time you'll get a hello from me

After that it's suplex and choke holds

[harsh vault]

erm its floofie to you

[toxic hawk]

Tremendous skill issue bro. But its okay, that means when you win it'll taste much better

[prisma oxide]

hello, can I post a link to my mod/feature/mechanic here?

[sacred schooner]

#pz_b42_chat would be more interested by it

[neat moat]

We need a plungie containment zone

[raw rock]

Hello Chat

[burnt kite]

Everyone is dead

[vital marten]

We haven’t found a good containment method

They keep breaching, even tried acid

[raw rock]

How about just executing them?

[vital marten]

Something stops us

[raw rock]

Weird.... Must be Alien Tech.

[dapper dove]

hawk tuah

[raw rock]

Prime Example btw.

[pure linden]

guys

i am new in project zomboid

and i am playing online

[raw rock]

We can see that.

[pure linden]

but there is a problem

[dapper dove]

what problem

[pure linden]

i have a wound which is infected

[raw rock]

We might be helpful and have a solution

[pure linden]

genarally not by a zombie

[dapper dove]

find a bottle of disinfectant or boil water and sterilize a bandage and put it on

i think u can use cologne too

[neat moat]

dont even need to disinfect it tbh

[dapper dove]

dont listen to gurt they died of infection last run

[neat moat]

just bandage it and wait

[neat moat]

mod

[pure linden]

i used cologne and put sterilize bandage is it ok?

[neat moat]

Vanilla infections cant kill you

yeah

[pure linden]

great thanks

[neat moat]

but like I said dont waste your energy

[dapper dove]

the infection will go away if u use a sterilized bandage yea

[dapper dove]

are u serious

[vital marten]

[neat moat]

Yeah

[pure linden]

and is there any advices by you guys?

[neat moat]

non zomboid infections cant kill

for what specifically

[dapper dove]

im gonna pretend ur wrong

[vital marten]

When you die that’s a good thing, you learned something (hopefully)

[neat moat]

Its stupid ik

[dapper dove]

hawk tuah

[neat moat]

they should be lethal

[ivory grail]

My clinical teacher is crashing the fuck out right now

[neat moat]

how

[pure linden]

i am already not afraid of death

[fathom igloo]

I am too

[pure linden]

i am afraid of not being able to kill who is trying to kill me

[vital marten]

Sometimes you eat, sometimes you are the one who’s eaten

This is the way of the chain

[raw rock]

Buddy, if you are going to be killed in PVP, you won't even see it coming 80% of the time.

[pure linden]

yeah that is what i am afraid of

[ivory grail]

She sent like 5 paragraphs long messages at us because our pc teacher hear us talking about feeling not ready for going to the hospitals to get our sticks in, in just two week. Because she missed 6 days in this term. So technically we only had 2 days to even get sticks and one of them we did ECG so like 70% of that class day we did ECG. We also only have one chair to get sticks in and we are a class of 9. So most of us has 2 sticks in while some have 4 or 3.

[raw rock]

Yea don't bother, Players leave IEDs in random places, and watch random roads with Snipers or Full Auto M16s that will kill you in less than a second

[ivory grail]

But she crashing out and saying if we miss tomorrow we get all zeros.

[neat moat]

sticks?

[ivory grail]

Phlebotomy

[neat moat]

is this medical

Ah lobotomy

[raw rock]

Get Secluded, Get Tactical, Make Friends Via Radio @pure linden

That's my advice to you

[ivory grail]

Sticks is sticking and drawing blood from a arm

[neat moat]

Sorry to hear about that eepy

profs can suck

[pure linden]

thanks

[ivory grail]

Yeah tomorrow gonna be interesting

[neat moat]

Id call it letting

or drawing

god drawing is better

[pure linden]

and is people really agressive in online or not?

[onyx igloo]

bingle

[plush cobalt]

Depends on the server

[raw rock]

Ehhh it really depends on the server, you can get on the radio and find out if there is any major faction war happening typically

[ivory grail]

It also didn't help that she sent these messages as we were having the meeting with SOMC(a hospital we are about to head there) so all our phones started blowing up during that meeting

[fathom igloo]

Bruuuuuhhhhhhh I’m bored

[raw rock]

Hi Bored, I'm Dad.

[neat moat]

you cant be crashing out and be bored

[fathom igloo]

-10/10

[fathom igloo]

I’m crashing out because I’m bored and panicking

[ivory grail]

Oh also tomorrow we were only supposed to have just one quiz but now we have three o-o since it the two she didn't give us since she missed those days

[neat moat]

I see

[gleaming stone]

i could never do pz pvp

[neat moat]

do something

[gleaming stone]

invest hours into a character just to lose it in seconds

to something i basically have no control over

[raw rock]

It can be fun, but it can also be really dumb

[rose kestrel]

find new game to play, or try something new

[ivory grail]

Go for a walk or a jog. Trust me just focusing on breathing will calm you down.

[raw rock]

You very quickly learn how powerful the average human actually is @gleaming stone

[gleaming stone]

really

[ivory grail]

If you get a car you basically a god

If you attacking someone in pz

[raw rock]

If you aren't prepared for PVP, a Handgun will decimate you.

[gleaming stone]

if i dont get filled with lead

[raw rock]

Think about that for just a second

Like, the worst ranged weapon in the game will kill you in less than 3 seconds.

[vital marten]

Pz pvp still wonky as hell though ain’t it

[gleaming stone]

which is why i dont like pvp and dont think pz is really designed for it

[raw rock]

Yea

[vital marten]

I feel the isometric view doesn’t suit pvp much

[gleaming stone]

i get its realistic to get shot and yknow

die

but like i dont think pz is the game for it

[raw rock]

I can't say it enough, Bushes need a rework. right now they are actually just straight up walls instead of concealment

Like, your accuracy just drops to shit the moment they go behind a bush

Like 5%

[vital marten]

Thunder Tier One was a good example of a isometric squad based shooter with PvP but it had to utilize cheese skills like being invisible until 1st shot for recon classes, etc

Game ended up flopping though, A shame.

[raw rock]

You can actually tell when people fight in the forests because it stops being a shooting event and people start chucking pipe bombs like candy.

[vital marten]

Still out for free, for the campaign experience I guess — used to be a $15 product

[vital marten]

[gleaming stone]

i also i hate the idea of taking hours of someone elses progress but i guess its fine if they want to take hours of mine

ill try it some time for the sake of trying it

maybe ill enjoy it who know

s

[vital marten]

It’s fun wym

Be mean

[polar kernel]

pz pvp is so boring and unrewarding lmao

[gleaming stone]

i think ill still prefer pve and working as a group towards a common goal like total zombie eradication

[vital marten]

When shops and vendor capabilities come, if they haven’t been modded in yet

Would be cool to see severs where pockets of survivors trade amongst each other to create some sort of economy

[polar kernel]

i mean theoretically u can already do that lol

i had a whole trading post at one point it was fun

[raw rock]

We do that already yea

it is far easier to trade than raid

[polar kernel]

the only time anyone tried to kill me was when someone wanted to be a wiseguy and become a monopoly

so he tried to burn my entire operation down 😔

[feral lichen]

Idk man can i trust you about that?

[polar kernel]

yea it says right there

[feral lichen]

[tender igloo]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3576710/Star_Birds_Demo/ look guys kurgeksttatz demo come out

Steam

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▶ Play video

[loud pumice]

I get to call you whatever

As punishment

[polar kernel]

it can be done if you really like decorating and are a greedy fuck like yours truly

i like money!

all i had to do was get into the better loot spots before everyone else and make them BUY IT

[loud pumice]

I love the third one

[polar kernel]

hopital

[sacred schooner]

figure me shocked

[polar kernel]

[gleaming stone]

what would someone even NEED all that loot for

[polar kernel]

to sell silly

clearly you dont have the mindset of a true businessman

[polar kiln]

to sell to who

all the customers only want brains

[gleaming stone]

nope

[lyric galleon]

i love kurgzebird

[bronze moat]

JANE MONDAY

[bronze moat]

The default game looop of "find resources, kill zombies, survive as long as possible" by nature does not support much PvP to be honest.

You don't see ARK players, at large, running around killing each other. At least not until LATE game when they have armies of T-Rexes with lazer cannons and all the super high tech devices.
Conan Exiles. Same thing. Valheim and Minecraft survival, same thing.

Sandbox survival games lean HEAVY towards co-op and PvE, moreso than PvP.

Specific example of this in Zomboid: It can take you MONTHS to level up a farmer to get your farming skills up to level 10. MONTHS to set up a farm inside the Rosewood prison and roleplay like the walking dead.

Feeding cows, chickens and supplying other players with food, milk, cheese, eggs, etc.? Some PvP kid shows up 5 minutes into joining and burns down your entire farm, kills your character, and wrecks an entire communities ability to survive?

Fun for the PvP kid. Not fun for the people who spent 6 months and 500+ hours of gameplay to set up their settlement.

All playstyles are valid, but I personally believe PvE is the most rewarding, rich and roleplaying fun you can have in PZ

[gleaming stone]

i feel the same way

[heavy ivy]

this. game just works better cooperatively

[frail shadow]

dude why do so many people want to live in japan

[bronze moat]

Yep. I'm re-launching my server hopefully within 24 hours or less. I have always has PvP active 24/7 and never once had anyone really use it outside of RP purposes.

[frail shadow]

it sounds miserable

women only train carts ?

that’s nuts you even need that

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/janedoe-jane-doe-zzz-zenlesszonezero-gif-13782949296456670258

[vital marten]

I want power darn it

[bronze moat]

Don't buy into propoganda. People ALWAYs mis-represent living conditions in other countries.

Is why most people think the middle east is just a broken down desert and poverty stricken. Few people actually see what life is like within Dubai or Istanbul cause it breaks the narrative.

Same with Japan.

[vital marten]

Need to experience the Dune

[lost saffron]

rste my shitbox

[bronze moat]

I'm gonna get it on it's first sale. Some of the jank right now is a bit much for me to play. Like sandworms dancing in the sky. Kinda breaks the game

[vital marten]

Sounds like a trip

[bronze moat]

10/10 would buy meth from this car owner

[vital marten]

Needs some spray paint

Chrome it out

[burnt kite]

One hell of a summer car

[lost saffron]

rn it’s a 2 ton paperweight but sure

[sacred schooner]

I mean, I woundn't exactly do a road trip in the region

[lost saffron]

truly

my summer car even

[burnt kite]

Piss on your tv

[lost saffron]

no

[burnt kite]

I should play that game again

[lost saffron]

yes

do it

now

immediately

[burnt kite]

Didn't they at some point add a pc that is a full dos emulator?

[lost saffron]

idk

[burnt kite]

Its not a dos emulator

But it is neat

[thin wedge]

the opps took block

[bronze moat]

meh. I got friends over there. Super white American friends. They do just fine.

Including one that wrote about and filmed things like bombings. Media is always biased -as our our own personal opinions, cause we are biased by nature.

99% of problems people face are often the result of their own actions or prejudices.

Good example: Almost 7-8% of the French population is black. Only half of what it is in America, but Americans at large have a hard time even imagining anything outside of the French stereotypes we see in movies, on news and the TV.

And MOST Americans that have trouble when travelling in France are due to their American views, attitudes and overall rudeness. Like all those content creators making rage bait vids by being rude to food service workers.

end rant

[thin wedge]

cause tiktok

"Japan be living in 2077 woowee"

[vital marten]

I think the best way to get an idea of living somewhere is to speak with many people from the area

Content on Social is just drawn out for… Content

[thin wedge]

Real

[fickle lava]

Guys

Oh wait

https://bsky.app/profile/ludeonstudios.bsky.social/post/3lr6oa3cwi22s whose ready to spend 30$

Ludeon Studios (@ludeonstudios.bsky.social)

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[vital marten]

Rim

[sacred schooner]

I'd have to fix my mod list first

[modern prism]

Hey, general inquiry for players who enjoy mods. Do you enjoy needing to find magazines to make modded recipes, or would you prefer to just be able to make the mod items without scouring for a recipe magazine?

[sacred schooner]

#pz_b42_chat

[fickle lava]

Im annoyed I just got my mods in order

[bronze moat]

I have shared 2025 images from American cities to people and asking them where they think this comes from, they ALWAYS say a 3rd world country, Iran, Iraq, or even war-torn Ukraine.

We are conditioned to believe certain things

[vital marten]

Depends on the mod really. If you’d define it as a late game item then yes, if not maybe you can have it as both recipe and perk? Idk comes down to preference really

[feral jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/bruins-marchand-reading-wink-gif-4740206

[plush cobalt]

Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.

[bronze moat]

Depends on the thing. I LIKE having a recipe magazine for sapphs cooking mod for the food in it. Cause my character is not a pastry chef

[sacred schooner]

good thing I'm not american

[bronze moat]

Roxy may be going live in less than 24 hours!

[burnt kite]

My hand is strongly attracted to an aerosol bomb for no apparent reason

[bronze moat]

I mean, I am biased too. Everyone is IMO. I think one of the secrets in life is to KNOW you are biased.

So when I hear someone say that life somewhere else is amazing, I remember that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

When someone says life is worse somewhere else, I take it with a grain of salt. Info from the actual PEOPLE who live there is what matters.

People living in Utah love religion. 1/3 of the state is Mormon, almost another 1/3 is Baptist. So almost 67% of people living in the state come from just 2 religions. If that is your demographic, you are gonna LOVE living there. If it's not, you may not like it as much.

[candid patio]

the money on the floor was a nice touch.

[bronze moat]

Meanie! And Roxy was gonna make you Chiken Guacamole tacos!

[ornate radish]

Dubai is built upon slave labor 🗣️

[vital marten]

[burnt kite]

How could I...

[bronze moat]

Took us MONTHS to build this strip club. We had vip rooms, hot tubs, video games, pinball, full bar.

Life in Rosewood was epic

[candid patio]

this is true but this is a no politics zone

[candid patio]

i'm surprised the city council in rosewood would approve such a thing

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/limmy-limmy-dance-no-politics-general-chat-discord-gif-24432190

[thin wedge]

yeah yeah but zlerp zoooo glorp boop

[ornate radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1224530869474168852/image0-23.gif

oh right i cant use gifs

i have to be a regular

[bronze moat]

Rosewoods governor is a former car thief with purple hair and a love of cute clothing. The sherrif is a former stripper from the Velvet Tassle in Louisville.

[candid patio]

the last time i've seen text generated in that fashion I needed to listen to a crazy techno song to connect to the internet.

and it probably came from a geocities site

[bronze moat]

If you wanna talk politics, take it to my discord. I was not talking politics, but generalizing about how we view other places we don't actually live in.

[ornate radish]

real!

[candid patio]

omg google "geocities" with nothing else

that's hilarious

[bronze moat]

nah, I'm tyring to link you to some of the DMCA free techno music I play online 😛

[burnt kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1224530869474168852/image0-23.gif

[bronze moat]

Technically not techno, but the music here is perfectly timed. One of my fav moments in recent game history too!

[ornate radish]

Turkish Angora's Breeder's Union.

[bronze moat]

Have you played the newest update?!?!!? You can take Miyabi on a date to the movies!!!

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-22166705

[sacred schooner]

oh no I stopped playing the game a long while back

[bronze moat]

2nd year anniversay = lotta free drops

[naive flicker]

🐀

[bronze moat]

Gotta run. Modding PZ. Down to my last 20 mods!

[idle silo]

Ello

[thin wedge]

the creamiest backshot

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fresh-beat-band-a-pie-falls-on-twists-face-pie-jon-beavers-gif-22252033

[vital marten]

[candid patio]

i need a vacation from my vacation

i just went on a camping trip and it was fun but i need a few days to recover

[rose kestrel]

post cream clarity

[tender igloo]

love how i sit down and right as i take a bite of my rubber bands i read this lol

[candid patio]

umm

what?

"bite of your rubber bands?"

[tender igloo]

lol

[candid patio]

this looks so not texan

[tender igloo]

lol

[candid patio]

they do look like rubber bands

is that soup or sauce that you put on the rubber bands?

[tender igloo]

lol its cold soba noodles with a dipper sauce

really nice if you want something quick

[candid patio]

is it just a prepackaged meal that you heat and eat?

[tender igloo]

no i just put it in that container lol

[candid patio]

oh okay. it looks pretty ood honestly. is that an egg?

[tender igloo]

just looked up a recipe online for the dipping thing and bought the noodles at the asain market

yar

also i forgot that was there

[candid patio]

all stop interrogating you about your meal now. thank you for your answers.

[tender igloo]

its fine!

[burnt kite]

Silly bands looking

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-twerk-cat-twerk-vibes-cat-vibe-gif-25335446

[thin wedge]

Hello Fresh ahh meal

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1273933998762229845/1381243331513815183/IMG_4576.gif

eat yo fiber puppers

[karmic jetty]

all in le head

[tender igloo]

whats hello fresh

[karmic jetty]

hello fresh is a food subscription service

not to be confused with online stores like g2a

[prime thorn]

If possible, please avoid grey market sellers like that one.
Instead, use a site like https://isthereanydeal.com to find the best price, since it only lists authorized sellers.

It's obviously entirely up to you where you buy the game from, but none of the money you pay for PZ on unauthorized sellers and grey market sites goes to the people making the game.
If that's basically what you said, I'm sorry, I'm just a bot that can't see context, beep boop.

[tender igloo]

lol

[thin wedge]

That brings you fresh food to your doorstep

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-smile-evil-evil-laugh-gif-10865501938883882879

[thin wedge]

you can choose a variety of meal range from different taste and dietary to find your needs.

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-drinking-beer-raccoon-meme-raccoon-beer-raccoon-drinking-raccoon-gif-11108347521867034834

[tender igloo]

i have ibs so i usually just cook shit myself cause a grain of oil can trigger shit lol

ritz pb crackers hurt!

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/shibu-fantoumi-doge-kabosu-cooking-solana-gif-16611707104647807731

Puppers pictured

[thin wedge]

I had the [INSERT MEAL] for lunch and it was simply amazing. Get your subscription now if you wanna have fresh food without the hassle of cooking. Use my code [INSERT CODE] to get 20% off your subscription. Link in the description

[karmic jetty]

why is the spoon twitching

[tender igloo]

lol bill

stop

[thin wedge]

boner

[karmic jetty]

[floral fiber]

Do not question

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[neat moat]

me before a long road trip

(its for good luck)

[floral fiber]

Better be driving too

[thin wedge]

It for wrapping yourself around the wise tree bloke

[fathom igloo]

Yogurt

[neat moat]

"I swear officer the tree came out of nowhere and hit me"

[neat moat]

yo

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-smiling-mystical-tree-gif-27032898

[vital marten]

Live tree reaction

[ruby river]

yeah could i get breadsticks hold the bread

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/ink-sans-undertale-undertale-au-underverse-ink-sans-bon-appetit-gif-600414838260345004

[rose kestrel]

don't worry its not real bread

[unborn karma]

Hi, can someone help me?
I'm having an issue with the mod settings window. When I try to adjust the options for a mod, the text overlaps, and I can’t click some checkboxes or change certain settings because they're hidden or outside the visible area.
I’m using a maximum screen resolution of 1280x1024, and the game doesn’t let me resize the window or scroll to see everything.
Does anyone know if there’s a way to force scrollbars, resize those panels, or otherwise make the interface more usable on lower resolutions?
https://imgur.com/a/y7m3rBv
I can't send image XD

https://imgur.com/a/lk8hprL
wrong image :S

[tender igloo]

can you change the resolution to a different one then back to the 1024?

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-there-is-no-spoon-talking-kid-gif-17690655

[bronze moat]

Find the game .exe, go to properties, turn off DPI scaling.

That MIGHT help. If not, go back and try playing in 720 or 1080

[neat moat]

Dave

[dapper dove]

hawk tuah

[neat moat]

I want to complain

I hate Google docs and I hate Gmail

[bronze moat]

Yeah it’s garbage.

But like comcast, if the only thing you got is garbage, then that’s literally all you got

[dapper dove]

i hate google

[neat moat]

you hate a lot of things

[dapper dove]

name one other thing i hate

[bronze moat]

People who DON’T like tacos

[dapper dove]

nop

[neat moat]

Zomboid

[bronze moat]

People who are mean to the cutest PZ survivor EVUR to exist!

[dapper dove]

i wouldnt hate them because what if theyre just having a really bad day and they have borderline personality disorder!

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-the-first-avenger-steve-rogers-bullies-i-dont-like-bullies-gif-15647736

[dapper dove]

you gotta be understanding of these things

[thin wedge]

do your wordle puppers

[vital marten]

After 18 hours of being in the Stone Age we are finally back

AC has never felt better

[tender igloo]

wtf does that mean lol

[neat moat]

we are so back?

[thin wedge]

do not break your streak

[vital marten]

So back we are

[tender igloo]

im busy shopping lol

[vital marten]

[dapper dove]

im playing the game without sleep disabled for once this is hard guys

[fathom igloo]

I’m cutting everyone’s internet for the next 72 year

[vital marten]

😭

18 hours was bad

[fathom igloo]

Tokidoki my beloved

[vital marten]

Had to get a power bank for my daily dopamine intake, needed some sort of tech

[fathom igloo]

Fine, I’ll let you keep it

But every plungers Internet is gone

[vital marten]

[karmic jetty]

lou tenant

[fathom igloo]

See no plungers; told you I’m magic

[harsh vault]

hai cambrie

[fathom igloo]

Hello and shit 😬

Leo core

[harsh vault]

you want me to do what?!

[fathom igloo]

No Leo skepi

[supple steppe]

How on earth does one find a server to join

[thin wedge]

Do not have sexual relation with players

also #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[harsh vault]

hypocrite

[vital marten]

It’s time for that Dune game

[thin wedge]

Im still waiting my game

2 more days

[vital marten]

General chat grows more deranged by the day

[thin wedge]

Good

[vital marten]

In a year there will just be cave people

[thin wedge]

We can gatekeep

at this rate

[vital marten]

Manual verification for plungers is required

[thin wedge]

You ain't build for these streets, lil plunger role

project zomboia

[naive gazelle]

yo

why does my game changes season when my laptop crashes mid game?

[vital marten]

Sounds like a #1019767076094758924 issue

[naive gazelle]

can I do anything to fix that? My laptop will always crash at some point

[harsh vault]

floof pilled

[vital marten]

What’s it crashing for

Are you on a shitass HP?

[naive gazelle]

what?

what's HP

[thin wedge]

Gaming laptop probably

[tender igloo]

what the hell lol

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-gif-19259515

[tender igloo]

yeah if you have a shitty one

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/its-real-bad-not-good-awful-terrible-its-bad-gif-16985162

[thin wedge]

HP Omen moment

[tender igloo]

ACTUALLY

[plush cobalt]

I do not understand how people are told “go to this chat which is more appropriate” and seem to not process the message at all

[naive gazelle]

oh ok. No, but it's a shitty old ''gaming'' laptop. It should've ran PZ good tho

[plush cobalt]

Like it happens so frequently that people act like something entirely different was said lol

[vital marten]

My bro tried to start pc gaming with me — with one of these

$600 wasted

[thin wedge]

pupper please you literally have a pre built desktop and a steam deck.

[naive gazelle]

because they don't care

[plush cobalt]

Oh okay that clears it up, good luck with your crashing game then

[naive gazelle]

what?

[thin wedge]

hey buddy you need to go to # feet_collection

[plush cobalt]

So yeah anyway my game is broken can you help

[vital marten]

If it meets requirements then it’s probably a driver related issue

If something else is happening, it’s probably hardware related

[tender igloo]

there is a lot of information needed are you using mods? whats your specs, does it meet min requirements

[rose kestrel]

meters_collection for Euros

[fathom igloo]

Omar what is your opinion of Leo Skepi?

[naive gazelle]

it meets the requirements I think, and I run on vanilla (no mods). I have an Asus Tuf Gaming FX505GT

[thin wedge]

ask it on steam forums so pupper can farm steam awards

[tender igloo]

can use can i run it and search for pz just to make sure your computer does

[burnt kite]

Probably because no one can be bothered to answer

[naive gazelle]

uh what?

[tender igloo]

https://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/me-tryna-launch-a-game-on-gif-25662234

[tender igloo]

type project zomboid

[plush cobalt]

I'm pretty sure people do answer in tech support, including the official tech support

[tender igloo]

and it will see if your computer meets the min requirements

[thin wedge]

can you run it lmao

[tender igloo]

lol

[thin wedge]

bias site

[tender igloo]

bruh i been using that since 2005

NUH UH

[burnt kite]

I meant no one in the wrong chat can be bothered

[thin wedge]

it told me i couldn't run helldivers 2 on my laptop

ran it at 60 fps

[tender igloo]

probably when it first came out and didnt have all data

[vital marten]

Yeah so it seems you can run it

Check drivers.

[burnt kite]

Oh shit nvm

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-jim-carrey-duh-uh-yeah-lloyd-christmas-gif-7940001541646448846

[plush cobalt]

Ah I see, you thought I was saying the opposite

[burnt kite]

Nevermind, I did not process the message at all

[thin wedge]

amd drivers rip

[burnt kite]

The living proof

[plush cobalt]

Real

[naive gazelle]

what's a driver and how do I check that?

[thin wedge]

Oh my god

[plush cobalt]

Someone who operates a car

[vital marten]

I have no clue how to update them LMFAO

GeForce Pampered

[fathom igloo]

It really has to be you because PZ would definitely run on a smart toaster

[thin wedge]

TRUE

[plush cobalt]

Go to your nearest road, wave someone down, then ask them if they have any updates

[tender igloo]

can you get your specs of your pc?

[naive gazelle]

I'm sorry, I'm just not good at PC's or laptops

[naive gazelle]

sure

[vital marten]

Ask gpt it’s faster

[tender igloo]

mainly like ram and cpu stuffs

[plush cobalt]

It's okay to not be good at PCs or laptops but some stuff is easily found on a search engine

[thin wedge]

Yeah not some discord chat whose half trolling

[fathom igloo]

A SEARCH ENGINE? Why is my Engine searching

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/chaseconia-leon-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-resident-evil-discord-gif-11804488780002916093

[vital marten]

NOOO LEON OH GOD WHYYYY

[thin wedge]

Leon had too many ada wong

[bronze moat]

To the top

[naive gazelle]

Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-9300H CPU, and 16 GB ram

really low

I think

for gaming

[vital marten]

They have a GTX 1050 with 4gb vram

[naive gazelle]

I have 1650 rtx

[fathom igloo]

Give me your ssn and banking details for me to fix your problem remotely

[naive gazelle]

tho

[thin wedge]

Nah 16 gb should be no problem for pz atleast for single player

[vital marten]

Oh nice

[thin wedge]

its the cpu mainly tho

and whatever else bloatware

[bronze moat]

More than sufficient for gaming

[naive gazelle]

but my Laptop generally crashes, and it fucks my PZ playthrough

[naive gazelle]

not if it always crashes

[thin wedge]

mods?

[bronze moat]

I can fix it.

[tender igloo]

you said you ARENT using mods?

[vital marten]

Does it crash outside of your game

[naive gazelle]

none

[fathom igloo]

Maybe you have a lemon laptop

[naive gazelle]

yes, not using mods

[vital marten]

A lemon?

[tender igloo]

what version windows?

[thin wedge]

probably a lemon laptop

[fathom igloo]

Defective

[naive gazelle]

yes

[bronze moat]

I can fix it

[thin wedge]

first apple and now lemon

[fathom igloo]

SAL!

[bronze moat]

@naive gazelle is your laptop running windows?

[thin wedge]

pupper uses win 7 still probably

[naive gazelle]

yeah, windows 11

[tender igloo]

no i have a nasa computer

[bronze moat]

Ok. I can fix it

[vital marten]

You may fix it, it crashes outside the game

[thin wedge]

A IBUYPOWER PC IS NOT NASA POWER

[bronze moat]

I read all this. I can fix it

[naive gazelle]

how

[heavy ivy]

moon landing :3

[fathom igloo]

🍋

[tender igloo]

its powered with ants

[vital marten]

That’s why I’ve got an ABS 🗣️

5 years strong 💪

[frail shadow]

im sure suicide rates are so high because it’s such a lovely place

[naive gazelle]

I have this laptop for 3 years, it did crash since I had it, but only when I use it for like more than8-12 hours

[vital marten]

Is this classic lemon?

[fathom igloo]

Do you still have a warranty

[naive gazelle]

no

[vital marten]

F

[frail shadow]

japan has tons of issues

also there’s no subtitles in real life

[fathom igloo]

Well you could always try buying a smart toaster

[tender igloo]

i need that irl for my native language

[naive gazelle]

....

so can I do anything to fix it

?

[vital marten]

In other words it’s probably dying

[fathom igloo]

If it’s a lemon? No. But idk if it is or not. You need to troubleshoot

When it’s crashing what is the internal temp?

[naive gazelle]

how can a lemon work smooth until 8-12 hours? And sometimes it doesn't crash. It's weird

[naive gazelle]

high, VERY high

[vital marten]

Like 80c? 90?

[tender igloo]

i would check event viewer for windows

[naive gazelle]

I thought I got burned when I touched the laptop when it crashed

[fathom igloo]

No lemon is guaranteed to act the same; I’m not saying that’s what it for sure is though

[fathom igloo]

Crashing from overheating is a common issue

[tender igloo]

bruh lol

[bronze moat]

Link to a youtube vid incoming.

You just need to type a couple commands in your cmd prompt window to auto scan and repair corrupt crap.

If it spits back errors AFTER this, then you have a bad CPU that needs to be replaced. BRB with the link

[vital marten]

My HP would overheat because of Zomboid, it wouldn’t crash though it’d just freeze

[naive gazelle]

and I can't afford to buy a new one, I'll have to work for 3 years to afford a decent PC

[naive gazelle]

thanks

[tender igloo]

understandable , which is fine

i hope you figure out the issue

[fathom igloo]

What do you usually play? Steamdeck might be a better option for you cost wise

[vital marten]

^^ this

[burnt kite]

Chuckles in laptop

[naive gazelle]

Steamdeck costs like 1/4 of a salary here

....yeah

[fathom igloo]

Asus rog ally maybe?

[burnt kite]

I have literal burn marks on my lap from putting a LAPtop on it

[fathom igloo]

Idk I’m just spitballing here

[vital marten]

Must’ve been a good game

[naive gazelle]

It's way too expensive, I would afford this in like a year or more

[naive gazelle]

nah it's cool

[burnt kite]

I think it was cyberpunk 2077

Ran in 20fps with every single possible optimisation

[naive gazelle]

same

[burnt kite]

Maybe its time to change my spermal paste

[fathom igloo]

If it’s cheaper than a new laptop that or another handheld that you could get steam on might be your best option if your laptop is done for

[burnt kite]

It used to be good

[vital marten]

Used market goes way less than list price for these things in my area

[naive gazelle]

not in my country :/

[vital marten]

What a conundrum

[fathom igloo]

If it’s an overheating issue then there could be a cheap fix… or just lower your time used

[naive gazelle]

it sucks, but this is how it is in Eastern Europe

it is what it is

[burnt kite]

Its time to start your "playing obscure old games" arc

[fathom igloo]

Do you mind me asking which country? I might be able to find a different option for handheld

[stiff geyser]

Sup chat

[burnt kite]

Hey nerd

[naive gazelle]

Romania (Eastern Europe)

[stiff geyser]

Not what I'm called

[vital marten]

[fathom igloo]

On it; brb

[fickle lava]

Hey frerd

[stiff geyser]

Sup Jarinex

Took me a while to understand what your pfp was ngl

I always thought it was some weird Muppet

[vital marten]

It’s not a weird muppet?

[karmic jetty]

its a sea anemone with googly eyes

[fathom igloo]

Salty what about the antec core HS?

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/spunch-bop-spongebob-crying-cube-mr-krabs-gif-19973394

[bronze moat]

Ok I think this is the correct vid.

This dude is legit. SOOO legit that NVIDIA hates him lol.

https://youtu.be/P7Eyv5d2Rq8?si=_vXiQzERu-0Z1Pz3

Don't worry so much about the techno babble. Just type in the command prompts in your cmd window.

Windows will scan your CPU for damage and corruption then remove and replace corrupt files. Like doing a verification of game integrity.

After this, if you get errors, then your CPU may be actually damaged and need to be replaced.

THEN: google Video card un-installer. (revouninstaller is good) to COMPLETELY remove your graphics cards driver. Then re-install it from the official site.

REASONING: Installers for graphic drivers sometimes don't REMOVE the old driver. So glitches and breaks can happen. Removing the old one fully, THEN downloading the new version makes a clean driver install as if you just got your graphics card brand new.

Sorry for text wall. Hit me up in DM's or my Discord tech channel if you want more hands on help

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/imostergolfra-gif-25274972

[naive gazelle]

thanks a lot bro

[bronze moat]

Informative tho. It can save your PC. Read or don't read is your choice

[languid bay]

I see the vision

[stiff geyser]

I should reinstall all my drivers

Or something

[naive gazelle]

when I'll build my first PC (hopefully soon, but idk what components to buy), this will come in handy

[bronze moat]

Are you familiar with NewEgg?

[naive gazelle]

I have no idea what that is

[bronze moat]

Cheap PC's online. One of the best online stores

[naive gazelle]

I don't even know what components a PC has

[bronze moat]

Think of it like a lego set. Don't worry about complicated crap

[stiff geyser]

Transistors

[naive gazelle]

yeah, but I want to invest into a really good almost-high end PC

[bronze moat]

You get a motherboard. Then you can literally google "what RAM works with my motherboard". Find what types of RAM work, buy those.

[naive gazelle]

oh ok, nice

[bronze moat]

I have a 3080RTX and can play Cyberpunk 2077 in 4K. Just no path tracing. Cost me $2,500 a couple years ago.

If you can afford a couple grand, you can get a top tier gaming PC on NewEgg.

[neat moat]

I game on a Chromebook

[bronze moat]

bleh

[naive gazelle]

I think it would be around 2k dollars (your currency ofc) what my budget is

or what my budget will be rather

I just hope the components will get cheaper in a year, not by much

[bronze moat]

My super old gamer advice: Think of what GAMES you are going to be playing. Honestly. Based on your budget.

Don't spend $2,000 USD on a PC just to play minecraft 24/7

[naive gazelle]

Cyberpunk, LOTS of Cyberpunk

;))

[bronze moat]

You want to play Helldivers or Space Marine? you NEED an SSD as your main hard drive

[naive gazelle]

I already have Helldivers, but it works like hell, unironically

not good

[neat moat]

every time I hear space marine I hear it in the voice of that one ork warboss

[rose kestrel]

Space King

[bronze moat]

Well to Start, if your gonna have a windows PC, you want an Intel i7 or i9 CPU and a motherboard that can handle 16 GB of RAM or be upgraded to 32 (or even 64 later on).

That will cost you $300 ish USD

[naive gazelle]

I forgot to mention- prices are a lot higher here

300 dollars would be 500-600 dollars here

price wise

[bronze moat]

NewEgg has a 4060 gaming PC on sale for 900 bucks USD

A 5060 for $1,500

[thin wedge]

Oh its a non US country

might be difficult

[bronze moat]

Yeah. costs vary a lot.

[naive gazelle]

it's in Eastern Europe too. Prices are a LOT higher here

[bronze moat]

Regardless. Consider what you are actually going to PLAY. So you don't waste money on a dream of playing a game you are not actually going to buy

[thin wedge]

okay it just price issue not availability

[naive gazelle]

true, but I do want to play demanding games, and I'm settled with the idea

[naive gazelle]

it's both

[vital marten]

Newegg went down the shitter years ago didn’t they??

5 years ago when I purchased my pc, They sent it and it was absolutely demolished by shipping. — The replacement, My current one came with minor damage.

Support wasn’t as responsive as I would’ve hoped but given the horror stories out there now, I consider myself lucky

[bronze moat]

Same with RAM. I got 32 GB of RAM for $100. 64 is like $400. No game I currently have needs remotely near 64, even when I live stream.

So I am not gonna waste 300 bucks on a feature I don't need

[thin wedge]

that AI boom got em greeder

good thing we have Microcenter here

🗣️

THE GOAT

[naive gazelle]

most companies like that are in a crisis, so it's understandable why it's so bad

[bronze moat]

Only kinda. GPU's are more expensive than pre built PC's, cause the crypto bro's don't want a PC, they want JUST the gpu

[naive gazelle]

fair

[naive gazelle]

oh, that's actually very useful info

maybe I'll buy a pre built one

if it's cheaper

[stiff geyser]

I hate crypto bros

[bronze moat]

Almost always is cheaper.

[bronze moat]

I mean.... Crypto is only consuming 2% of the ENTIRE supply of Electricity produced in America and is approaching 1% of all electricity used on the planet.
But..that's a topic for another channel

[vital marten]

Power button replacement on a pc can’t be too hard

That’s basically the only maintenance my prebuilt has needed in 5 years, other than cleaning

[karmic jetty]

waow chat i feel like my hair looks extra gongeous today

[stiff geyser]

I assume the "only" was sarcastic/ironic?

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/it-works-luxurioushair-gif-21886632

[stiff geyser]

So much electricity on fake money is insane

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-gif-25803080

[karmic jetty]

roood

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ranking-of-kings-horse-chewing-hair-silly-gif-5660893040503237631

[vital marten]

Attaxked

[bronze moat]

Yes. I am in a lot of think tanks (or formerly was) regarding AI and other stuff.

Like when I say the Amazon HQ in downtown seattle consumes MORE electricity than the entire city itself? Documented truth.

And it's just an office buidling. They don't even have server farms inside the HQ.

[karmic jetty]

[thin wedge]

the evil intimidating, water balloon

[naive gazelle]

I'm not very well informed, is crypto mining actually a thing? And is it a scam as most things?

[karmic jetty]

gracefully catches and throws back

[vital marten]

The water ballon knows where it is going, all the ballon needs is a mission

[dire timber]

meanwhile my pc that's like 70% GPU

[stiff geyser]

I'm not an expert on crypto, but it feels like an awful place to put your savings lol

[karmic jetty]

stop flexing on us plebs

[bronze moat]

Yes it is. I KNOW people who hack millions of GPU's to steal some of their bandwidth just to mine crypto.

A lot of gamers thinking their GPU is slow are the victim of crypto miners stealing power from their GPU whenever they go online

[naive gazelle]

good to know

[vital marten]

This has to heat my home

[stiff geyser]

I feel nothing. I only play indie games and I despise raytracing

[naive gazelle]

and how can you stop from being hacked?

[burnt kite]

Think Tank mentioned 💯 We are losing the brain with this one 🗣️

[bronze moat]

I'm just glad you got a case instead of a carboard box finally

[stiff geyser]

I'll never upgrade my GPU 🗣️

[vital marten]

Brain gone wild

[burnt kite]

Brains are rudimentary anyway

[onyx igloo]

i am hackerman hack this server

[naive gazelle]

that costs more than a yearly salary here

[dire timber]

The cardboard box was a joke but it became the zomboid hosting pc

[bronze moat]

Same as anything. Don't visit sketchy sites, don't download hacked crap. Scan for viruses once every month or so

[vital marten]

You gotta eat them to level up your own

[naive gazelle]

oh ok

[karmic jetty]

mm brens

[onyx igloo]

all emojis are now poop emojis

[vital marten]

💩

This is so sad

[burnt kite]

Do a fresh windows install every two days

[onyx igloo]

💩

[bronze moat]

Brains are basically just snot and fat and salt and water.

Grab a slab of chicken fat, pour salt water on it and electrocute it.

That's basically a human brain. lol

[naive gazelle]

also one last question - is 301 kills in 2 days too little? I mean for an experienced player

[burnt kite]

Thanks for reminding me that im a bone bag filled with obscene slop

[bronze moat]

Wait until you learn that you have NEVER farted in your entire life

[burnt kite]

Huh

[naive gazelle]

you mean brain fart..?

[vital marten]

You know what I haven’t heard in years

https://tenor.com/view/ea-sports-logo-introduction-gif-17908932

[naive gazelle]

it's in the game

[onyx igloo]

your brain is fat and salt formed into a goop

[heavy ivy]

it's in the dlc

[naive gazelle]

tha's why I'm so salty

[onyx igloo]

a goop that has personality and decisions

[naive gazelle]

badum tss

[onyx igloo]

boo

[vital marten]

Where did “soul” come from

[heavy ivy]

if everything is a hallucination, best make it a good one

[naive gazelle]

oh cmon it was funny

[naive gazelle]

religion

[onyx igloo]

before we knew how brains worked

[bronze moat]

Farts come from the little microbes in your gut. THEY fart. The bacteria in your body produces waste gasses. You then expel those gasses.

So YOU DON'T FART.

Farts are just BILLIONS of tiny little micro farts from the bacteria and little micro dudes in your butt.

They fart by the billions, building up gas. You are just their fart jar

[vital marten]

This seems accurate

[naive gazelle]

fair

[onyx igloo]

didnt we think we were made of slimes and goop before we knew we had organs

[karmic jetty]

so we are just fart exhausts

[burnt kite]

But isn't a fart the action of releasing the micro farts

[vital marten]

Bugs I squish are so I must be too

[bronze moat]

We are fart jars for the billions of little dudes livind inside us

[burnt kite]

Therefore, I fart

[bronze moat]

Sure. if you define it that way yes.

[burnt kite]

I see

[naive gazelle]

...so is 301 kills in 2 days a low number?

PZ

ofc

;))

[onyx igloo]

farts are a deadly weapon

if you use it correctly

[burnt kite]

Flamethrower

[tender igloo]

i think thats good

[karmic jetty]

concentrated solid fart

[tender igloo]

i just died after 4 days and rage quitted lol

[vital marten]

The basics of CQC

[naive gazelle]

oh ok

[burnt kite]

Try to remember the basics of CAC

[naive gazelle]

I just usually try to go rambo

full on

[burnt kite]

shitting tutorial

[onyx igloo]

caca hehehehe

heheheheehhe

[tender igloo]

lol lE#EEROY JENKINS

[burnt kite]

Caca

[bronze moat]

Depends on character build and all that. I can average 800 a day with my axe man, but he's a beast

[onyx igloo]

Coc basics

Build a base

[naive gazelle]

I meant the first 2 days

I do that, but my character is literally rambo

[vital marten]

No one did it so I will

Ahem, Skill issue

[onyx igloo]

3 months in is peak apocalypse

on pz

[naive gazelle]

it depends, if you go full rambo and you don't stop, is it called skill issue...?

[tender igloo]

TO BE FAIR , somehow i got stuck in a tree and my car flew forward real fast lol and then i tried opening the door it didnt open but the car dinger bell maker was going and i got bit

[vital marten]

You have to stop else you don’t last 4 days in the first place

Rambo needs Sleep

[bronze moat]

Mine is named Arnie Shcwartz. Literally based off of Arnold Shwartenegger if he was a biker

[onyx igloo]

my character is pretty much late season daryl

[vital marten]

We have the open car door warning bell thingy now?

Just 2 more years and pz will be a whole new game for me

[naive gazelle]

funny terminator reference

[tender igloo]

YEA lol its cool

[naive gazelle]

I don't want to sleep, I want problems always

[tender igloo]

average pz player

[onyx igloo]

I have plenty of em

You want em?

[bronze moat]

My axe man. He's uhhh... special

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/i-too-enjoy-pain-pain-national-theatre-live-oliver-chris-gif-16794468

Anyone playing pz ends up here

[naive gazelle]

give em ALL

[bronze moat]

Abby liked this message

[naive gazelle]

average PZ veteran player, nothing special here

[vital marten]

free hugs gives it away

[onyx igloo]

cat

[naive gazelle]

Well in his defense he didn't specify if the hugs where lethal

[umbral skiff]

new player here. would you guys recommend i play modless or modded? if modded, what mods would you rec?

[naive gazelle]

modless

do not use mods