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cuz the frogs
some brainrot they read online
the libs like it too much
they be boy kisser
it obviously bluepills you
it's legit what my aunt who likely might have schizophrenia believes.
she too believes that fluoride is poisoning us
I think we call this projection
its funny cause almost everywhere but america, blue is for conservative parties
it's just one of those things that sounds spooky if you don't think about it at all
project zomboid
project tuah
cause pure fluoride on its own is bad, but small amounts are good for your teeth
it's like those guys who get an entire list of the ingredients in a vaccine and think it's awful for you because of all the scary ingredient names
hydrogenated vegetable oils

tbf I think the more labor focused part used to be red before the party switch
you can probably make an apple sound scary if you were describing it's ingredients like that.
that's true of everything. people hate GMOs for similar reasons
hawk tuah
even though they're totally safe
harvy
hawk tuey
dihydrogen monoxide is killing us
hawk ptooey
i think harvey forgot his medication
hawk too ya
we should boycott dihydrogen monoxide fr
Remember the MSG slander
that and pretty much all the fruit and vegs we eat are insanely modified over many many years.
theyre putting dihydrogen monoxide in our water!!!
msg slander is fucking stupid
chemicals are BAD
i think we should boycott oxygen and die
you drink chemicals i bet
Itโs rooted in xenophobia imho
Me when im a cult leader
yeah, before gmos people used to literally irradiate plants and then breed them selectively
No I drink horse tranquilizers
true but even just injecting traits which is what is done for GMOs doesnt produce dangerous foods. they dont affect us
msg like monosodium glutamate
organic is a huge deal
smh
yeah, 'asian sickness' i remember
Damn care to share with the class
what the flip
whats Asian sickness
racism
you can technically be allergic to msg but it's very rare, so yeah it was mostly just placebo probably
people used to pretend to get sick from eating at asian restuarants and they blamed it on the msg
oh Chinese food gives you food poisoning?
this shit happens constantly everywhere
yeah
it happened during the pandemic real bad too
indeed
you did not want to be chinese in 2020
what even is msg
in the us
i love being visibly asian
monosigma glutuah

well prolly in the uk people were weird too, not just gonna blame the us
so true
im not even chinese but i still got some comments
Ex squeeze me mf what
life is fantastic
gotta have the real stuff
REMMY NOOOOOOOOO
yeah anyone vaguely asian
EHAT DID YOU TO TO REMMYYYY
I don't think it really mattered to be honest. You could be Korean or Japanese and they'd still get mad at you thinking you're chinese
That's just how ass backwards they are
yeah couldve replaced "chinese" with asian
YOU FRIED MY BOY
if you broke down the chemical composition of that rat on the right it would be longer than the left
real
weird bias
yeah lmao its confusing
i love polymers
yeah anti vegan propaganda either is apeal to traditional, fragile masculinity, or anti intelectualism
any soy enjoyers
soy is peak
i dont like milk in general but i like tofu
Pack A Punch!
soymilk I'm also torn on. I think I'd rather have oatmilk if I'm not drinking like 2%
I like oatmilk on its own but like it a lot less in cereal
Fairlife my beloved
cereal is overrated
Cereal isnt good
cereal is incredibly easy and p good
I like pastries for breakfast more
Don't let soup gang see you say that
or eggs
well duh but that's so much work wtf
I brought in a couple slices of that cake I made into work for lunch :3
i eat eggs for breakfast when im not tired
if you could snap your fingers and have anything in the world you wanted cereal wouldnt be as popular
its about convenience

convenience
most of the time i skip breakfast
same
i usually get a pie from a bakery
Soup gang would single handedly keep big cereal in business
are they subsidizing the entire cerial industry
Fruity pebbles my beloved
Nah, you eat to stop masturbating
Wouldn't surprise me
If I'm being real there are some crazy cereals out there
HAHAHHAAHHA
that's why I'm eating cereal ๐
14 people collectively keep the Dr. Pepper industry alive
kellogs shout out
it really works!
thats why i dont eat cereal
wow
gotta keep the pistons firing my guy '
dr. pepper is fucking goated
phew that wasnt aimed at me
I wasn't that big of a fan until I heard the dr. pepper origin story and now I'm sold
hose needs to water the garden
1/14 spotted
Welp, Savvy is one of those 14
it's got a great story behind it
its very likely fake
Cool chip and uppy too
always is
doesnt every company have some artifical "origin story"
Wake up
Shit
Eat breakfast
Get outta bed
it quite shrimpie
it was made by a pharmacist that wanted to create a flavor that tasted how the mixing room for the pharmacy soda fountain smelled. all those syrups and powders, he wanted a drink that tasted like that
fortunately
who feeds you breakfast in bed jole
Probably for a good reason
and he created a super complex interesting flavor
'super complex interesting flavour'
Wake up
Overthink about my existence
Sob
Itโs literally mostly cherry
Eat eggs
It is
and happy :)
sweet
Dr Pepper wishes it was Irn Bru
I dont like dr pepper
I raise you Reverse osmosis 6 stage filtered and remineralized water
However, if you think your water tastes good right out of the tap I'm happy for you and maybe a little jealous
iron brew is fire
my tap water is fucking delicious and im happy w that
ive heard it tastes like rust
wtf is Irn Bru
Someone needs a wash.
savvy u uncultured shit
just says scottish carbonated soda, what does it taste like though?
I have never seen this in my life
guh?
meat popsicle
i highly doubt they use this nowadays haha
iron brew is steroids in a bottle
They use slop and slime
Oh... wait... we're talking soda? ๐
Those are the 23 flavors of Dr Pepper
everyone pops off on their own local drink/chain. it's like californians freaking out over in-n-out when it's just a decent cheeseburger
iron bew isnt just local
european thing?
Elitist soda with a fancy doctoral degree smh
they should bring iron brew over here to america
To be fair, Dr Pepper's best imitator is Mr Pibb, no doctorate.
Iron brew is based in scotland right
started there yea
uk practically counts as europe to the us honestly
im not in the uk
True, if they lowered the carbonation a little and added a dash more cherry it would be an exact dupe
Uh... the UK is part of Europe.
I thought he was in the uk
I couldnt imagine anyone defending uk teeth so hard without being from there
i wasnt defending anything
fancy names and all that boggle
land is land
mb
i was providing sources
go that way for colder and this way for warmer
not my fault that the sources state that the uk is 5th healthiest teeth wise
nomatter how much they resent it
They called it Dr Pepper because they count it as healthcare for legal purposes in Texas
denmark is first though which is intriguing
very rich country
idk much about it
the den when i mark it
Yeah, the old joke about Brits having bad teeth is outdated.
it's orange but not orange flavoured but it's exactly how you would imagine an orange drink that isn't orange flavoured would taste, all orangey (but not orange).
it tastes like scottish grass
so like fanta but more artifical?
no
Is that a euphemism?
She Den on my Mark until I Finnish in her Lapland
No
ayo
Oh, well... that's disappointing.
It spouted out of my mouth, no thoughts up there for the aftermath
I make incredible jokes being stupid.. I think?
North Korea is healthiest country 500 years in a row
If I said yes would you be less disappointed
seems fair. seems like accurate reporting
Well, not any more. I'd know you were lying.
How do you know I wasnt lying before to specifically disappoint you
huh I could buy Irn-Bru on amazon but it's fucking expensive as all hell
tempting though
Woah woah woah... are you playing 3d chess? What's going on?
youre not smart enough for this
thats why
isnt all irl chess 3d?
4d even
i acquired fat cat

No, just 2d.
It sneezed
a game of chess is 3d by default, if we consider temporality as a dimension
time matters in chess therefore it is always at least 3 dimensions
what about a chess board
u have been marked for death
is meatspace not 3d
within the world of the game it's a 2d space
i feel like im being gaslit
but outside the game yes
in terms of gas mechanics it's purely 2d
huh? what????
Arent we all
we just represent it with pieces in 3d cause we have to
doesnt mean the game is
you can play a game identically without the pieces being 3d
i know
you could technically play chess in your mind with someone just using notation
online chess usually doesn't bother to render that third dimension
chess pain
because the game itself is in 2d space with 1 time dimension
ik
so
This is a first
The storm swallowed the whole cellar network for about 30 minutes
the logic of the game world is 2d
lou tenant
we have alot of humble arguments
the 3d dimension is for aesthetics only
Had no storm coverage, need to invest in a Radio
it functionally does not exist
how is logic dimensional
huh
the logic of the game world is what I mean
2 dimenions on an x and y axis
oh hes talking about not internet
thats how the game is played
Aye aye
i understand your point
yeah.
when will they add the z axis to chess
interesting way of describing the game
call it chess tactics
when will they add blender to chess
chess blender
but time is a component too so i also agree that it can be another dimension
everyone here are pawns except me of course 
ur a prawn
time is always a factor so it's not mentioned when comparing 2d vs 3d, even if it is a dimension
it's redundant
N
i dont want to make a reductive statement about the logic dimensions of chess
we are way beyond that
I accidentally sent a letter
why N
Guys calm down
sure bud
Lol
bro
can u put protection on an ice cock
I think they're in pain
have you tried pissing in sub zero temps
I AM NOT GOOD
classic
cock isnt gore
it can be
IT WASNT
he speaks about roosters
nice 3D printer
thanks
It want what?
Does it want a rooster?
roosters are cool
How did cock get its association with penis
chiken
When it meant rooster
chimkn
Is it because roosters are dicks
mmmm chicken
yommers
my n key is actually kind of sticky
erm
earlier today I kept putting ns in the middle of my words
rip it out
we dont need to know that
not like
Sticky keys irl
sus


tmi birb
Gamer gunk

gummy keys
NOT gamer gunk
the worst
smh
Sean avert your eyes
is cause rooster was associated with masculinity
Gamer gunk keys
what the fuck did i stumble onto
cock also used to be a word for man
So is it not roosters just being dicks
heh
but now its mostly just a word for peanor
penur
yes
Dick Grayson
Richard
biggus dickus
coc
Dix Enormus
he had a wife you know
hugh jazz
richard dickson
do you remember what his wife's name was stink?
I remember a streamer addressing a user named mike hawk and not realizing
For the entire stream
incontinentia
pfft
incontinentia buttocks
you know thats a real genetic disorder
i came up with one
incontinentia pigmenti
dixon cheeks
dixon gunk


thats my real name
goober goo
gub gub
oogly doodly doo
hi guys
the worst word for it ive heard was yoghurt
Joghurt
yo
go yurt
Yo
yurt: go
what are you saying fish
?
?
always been this way
bara is better than yaoi
pft
Sea men arriving on land
No clue what the former is
thats the yogurt effect
he must learn
What
STOP
do be a bit of a yogurt male fr
That.. is strange..
LEAVE THAT IN THE PITS
I'm scared.
yall put hot sauce in your mac and cheese?
Why does ghoti know all this
DONT BRING THIS TO THE MASSES
indeed
I've always known
why does ghoti have this saved
that was a warning shot
chat is jerk chicken any good
he who lives in a glass house should not throw stones
i think the last time i had mac and cheese was almost a decade ago
why does ghoti have this saved
because I liked it
i modded them back in
They were iconic
TIS should add a setting between classic and new moodles
new moodles are just a bit too emphasized
But I uninstalled a ton of mods to troubleshoot issues and Iโm not assed to click 5 times to get this one back
i mod the moodles out
This is so real!
bro stroking it rn
i use bars
And by itโฆ
So then what happens when new ones are made that don't have the old version?
im it
okay i tried giving you the benefit of the doubt
your clinically insane
hi friends
I think the moodles are a decent system as is, but it's nice to have some kind of way to know your exertion is 0. it's hard without a mod or a bar
has anyone ever made a mode where the zombies are replaced by walking skeletons?
cause if you just rest until you lose your minor exertion moodle, you might still be pretty exerted
anyone wanna play? i'm new to this game
im a wow and lol veteran
i need to have all the information on my screen
bars I liked using as a good player but mostly to learn the systems, I prefer without cause the bars are kinda jarring
nvm i found the lfg chat lol
bro played lol
yessir
I like zomboid for the vibes and a bunch of bars aren't part of the vibe
i like information
Thereโs a mod that adds a moodle when you drop below 0.80 endurance
same
but reasonable to not use bars
To warn that youโre getting close to tiring yourself
I think it should be vanilla
You should be able to tell if youโre about to get really tired though lmao
real
Like, irl
can you pass out yet in zomboid
wish we had more ways to tell stats other than using a bar mod. like ways to gauge your nutrition or whatever
esp if its life or death in zomboid
I can tell when Iโm starting to lose my energy when Iโm running or boxing
yeah youre right
There actually is a protein moodle mod
its not exact like bars tho
And it just shows how dogshit the protein system is right now
i already take risks playing with sprinters and low resources, id rather be safe knowing how fucked my dudes mental health is
An entire T-bone steak gives like 20 protein
nutrition is fucked rn yeah
Actual aids lmao
any meat other than fish or rabbit has rough stats
rabbit or fish are your only real options for gaining weight along with butter
Even bird is fucked up
one time i ate an entire carton of eggs and was still hungry lol
buttdah
very empty food
Donโt get me started on stuff like small birds, squirrels, rats, etc
pz nutrition do be nonexistent
bro thinks hes gonna sleep
You mean to tell me a bird that weighs like, 350g gives me all of 200 calories?
Yeah nice try
thats funny
After butchering
nutrition is not great rn, mostly just you gotta play it very gamey to take advantage of it. balancing your diet is basically impossible
you gotta fast and bulk basically
Thereโs probably mods to fix this but it should just be default
I shouldnโt need 50 mods just to make the game balanced and playable
Pz players donโt get that luxury
play the game without worrying about it until you dip to 75, then eat a bunch of butter and bounce back up to 85, then repeat
Also how do you get the fun multicolor names
being vet
Pretty much the idea yeah
Itโs unbelievably dumb
it quite annoying
That just a new role setting for servers?
Multicolor names?
I found a meme about you
What?
the awkward thing is your character is just not that hungry. like your hunger doesnt match up with your macro requirements whatsoever which is very weird
I ate an ENTIRE CHICKEN
like irl if your nutrient levels are dropping a ton, you would actually start becoming way more hungry as you lost fat
Why my dad tryna smoke me ๐
you wouldnt be able to be feeling full when you're losing that many pounds

And I only got around 100 protein
Assuming thatโs grams right
there must be someone named cigarette
So motherfucker, I ate 3 kilos of meat for 100g of protein
they're probably european
garette, short for cigarette
fucking mental
no it doesnt
when does spiffo become the gork ai
the what
what are your opinions on g2a spiffo
If possible, please avoid grey market sellers like that one.
Instead, use a site like https://isthereanydeal.com to find the best price, since it only lists authorized sellers.
It's obviously entirely up to you where you buy the game from, but none of the money you pay for PZ on unauthorized sellers and grey market sites goes to the people making the game.
If that's basically what you said, I'm sorry, I'm just a bot that can't see context, beep boop.
grrr
bro anwry
she do be
gurt?!
yoy
gurt say your famous line!
what would happen if you stuck someone in a human sized microwave
Say the line buddy @neat moat
sigh
stop edging the chat
yo
this is rhe first them jole has acknowledged me all week ๐ณ
do you has a crush on him
seen you next week
real
there blood and water/liquids would likely boil and burst
so youd turn them into an egg
angel psych ward
gurt gurt say your famous line
huh?
"turn them into egg"
gge
egg go boom in microwave
If any mods are in the chat can I please get a 24 hour mute
whar
its true
bc im into it
they were caught saying slurs in vc
THIS IS A LIE
self guilt got to em
the pain amd agony
Ive said slurs before but i dont do that in public ๐
Well now I think you did
why
mate what
just don't do it again ig
never?
Me neither though
But reclaimed slurs are still slurs
specify
different implications
oh think nvm
PLEASE
fartface is a gay man but hes never okay man
begging doesn't look good on you boo

IโLL WEAR A MAID OUTFIT AND A SHOCK COLLAR AND A LEASH
No I thought you said you never said a slur ever and I was skeptical is all
brekit geeza
fruit punch
what in the degenchat
health potion mmmm
Iโm trying to get muted for 24 hours
why
only im allowed to get muted
I bet they're not even a fish
Bc im into that kind of stuff
shutup gurt
Make a list of all presidents starting from the current one
leon and frog mute me on demand
In the united states
gagged on demand
muzzle em
HEAR MY CALL
Did my man get muted
its heed ๐ค ๐
FROGSKI, MUTE ME FOR 5 MINUTES IF YOU DARE

muzzle?!
yogurt effect
yo
hey its gurt
muzzles are cool
HWAT
true
yogurt when gogurt enters the chat
what
bill is your pfp based on the face tracking video
Bill is your pfp based
gurt can we get a new pfp
gurt is this true
how do pll even make polls
yo
ew yogurt
mistershark and miss minecraft indeed
remember gogurt as a kid?
Joe
People told me if somone bullies you it means they like you
JOE MAMA!!!!11
REEMMBER THAT
Untrue
I was a bully as a kid ๐
the nostalgia has gotten ahold of Mistershark
Nostalgia 
giving you an acid bath rn
I found TIS T-shirt in zomboid (screenshot) https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3495862952https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3495862952
Anyone know if you can use debug or edit the files to make the radio/tv start from Day 0 again?
Not I.
That's more of a #pz_b42_chat / #pz_b41_chat question
its ok Mistershark every generation gets this feeling
misterfart10 indeed
Went and reposted it there in hopes someone does.
Only way I know how is a mod that makes it permanently loop, which isn't really what I'm looking for.
could just opt for more VHS mod so you can watch it when ever and get exp for it
Well it's the radio broadcast from Week One that I'm really interested in. I started it this run as 1 Week before the mod's big events take place, and always loved having the BWO radio playing as shit goes horrifically wrong.
would have to ask week one developer then
Guys question, its been 6months since i played project zomboid. Why is it that i have difficulty on hosting a server?
Im stock at the loading screen
HOST GAME
Initializing its been 40mins since i started it
Please help
anyone here play residen evil 8?
seems like initialising issue is a common issue

have you ever even played CS?
i dont take you as the person to play it
yems
april fools!
now do it again
Who the hell turned the e's australian
aussie letters smh
Arigatou, sorry!! new to this server

Me when i make my guy run for four days straighjt no food no water just open road and air
dayz experience
All my PZ characters travel almost exclusively by car, as americans should
Lol
Normally the only time i got a car
Was we found a pristine one
Me and my friend and his brother
Drove to a gas station
Started ramming into zombies
And exploded the car
Killing two of us
i simply make everyone carry me on an extravagant chariot
I am going to blow up kentucky
the other one badly injured and we all died
Minecraft pls, release new build 
no
congratulations
he will be forced to play a 10 year old edition of bedrock mashallah
And remembered about the reapers
I actually did play BE 10 years ago
Oh wait
i remember being 12 and have no money so i played the minecraft demo on repeat on my xbox 360
5 minute demo was peak
speedrun getting a dog
lol
coward
cant handle zed swarms so you hide in your metal box
No I just friggin love cars
can anyone explain to me why the devs take so long with making updates?
??? ๐ญ
can you tell me why your father doesn't love you?
HEY BE LOVELY
dont make me blow ya shit smoove off ๐
we answer rule breakers with rule breaking
THEYRE LAZY ๐คฌ
i heard the game came out in 2011 that seems soo long to get where they're at right now.
lmao
I hate pz devz
pz sucks yeah
???
My brother in christ they made EVERYTHING from SCRATCH like THREE TIMES
laptop incident โน๏ธ
stupid questions get stupid answers mate
Skill issue
see that's the kind of answer i am looking for
How do you make something3 times lmao
Just make it one time
Well be at build 120 by now
why this much hostility?
sorry we didnt live up to your expectations crocman
ik
Bro by the time build 50 comes out we gonna be long dead
The ice age will reinstate
Dw i actually hate the devs ๐ซ
Imma be buried deep down
the only good crocs are in the water
anti croc shoe gang
just be like this dawg
I so far really like the game but when i heard it has been out for 14 years i was surprised and wondered why.
Werk hard they do.
yandere sim has been out for almost as long and it's still in alpha
They really have no reason to rush
yandev is too busy drinking from his regal goblet
Ever since b42 released they can do whatever they want
and responding to emails 26 hours a day
what the fuck is yandere sim
dont look it up
game dev's badly disguised fetish but with murder

its supposed to be hitman but anime
how much experience did the devs have before starting project zomboid?
why dont you ask them
They moded the sims
they worked on candy crush
ah so very qualified
sims is where they got the design from i imagine
i also like dragons
It looks like it shrunk and moved back a bit
ayo fart which name goes harder, tryna name my merc company
Nothing ever happens
Nice
Merryweather security and consulting
Hijos del Trueno or Brigata Scudo Rosso
yayay
The second photo taken further back
Probably, you can see the wiki
They actually were modders
Guillaume saint martin
aight pz has finished reinstalling
cause i don't wanna just dm the devs or dm them as they probably already get that a lot
Am gonna play rdr2 or astroneer in mean time
maybe but I already did something similar
periphery techbros security
Is wifi in the room with us rn
You can see a lot of their stuff on Youtube from back in the day when they first made the game and/or prototypes of it.
Plus this last year they hired on a PZ modder as a dev.
hello I woke up
hai anon
hi
I wish that never happens to me
ha a dream I'd inherited some divine power, to become better and stronger then normel men
Old vid, but they started with just 4 people
Project Zomboid has had a massive surge in popularity over the last couple of months and I figured now would be as good a time as any to dive into the games history and bring some newer players up to speed.
I honestly canโt think of a single game that has had as weird of an origin story as Project Zomboid. From stolen laptops, to car bombs, t...
I used my power to become a really badass skateboarder
anon you have a wacky imagination
kickflips over a speeding car and escapes
@potent tartan ๐
@haughty lily
@harsh vault are you romanian?
no
sigur?
no
then what hai means?
-w-
???
it means hello
its internet slang
This is true
it means come on
whoops
it may mean something in romanian
but it also means hello
just like the word moron means carrot in welsh'
language is weird like that
does it really?
yes
Bonjour ร tous ๐ซถ
moron means stupid prost in romanian
I am eating ice cream
what kind
bonjour les eleves
mint chocolate





