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he legit did it at the end
i also like kiwi birds
im boycotting new zealand until they change their name 
real
theyre very endangered
they are
its hard to see them in the wild
if ppl stop eating em
most are on nature reserves
they do not have delicious green center
ill do the same
they’re not gods chosen creatures like the horseshoe crabs are
New zealand is not real
remove new and just call it zeeland
It sunk with Atlantis
is there a mod to disable the uncomfortable moodle?
kiwis were not descended from dinosaurs
Shit go big on smol land
lmao true
dont wear stupid armour
thats the mod
kneepads and shit
Armor is a noob trap
armor is a gimmick
the meta is just be naked with sneakers
who needs armour bruh
i play with bandits that shoot you
i like the kakapo also
lmao
my zomboi goobers are all drippy as sht
kakapo mentioned
be wearing skirts in winter
Armor is a gimmick + surpar npcs lmao
i will mention the kakapo every change i get
mountain parrot
i just like birds
birds are sick
why arent we using cassowaries as mounts like chocobos
they dont like that
with the new armor you can actually be immune everywhere except your hands and still very well protected there. I tested and let a zombie wail on me for like multiple minutes and I wasn't damaged. many many bites. the problem is you can still get dragged down and it's a massive commitment to make a suit of metal armor
The meta is low level raider outfit from fallout games (ass naked with neck guard and other loose armor pieces)
speakin of
birds do basically everything
another final fantasy tactics remaster!!!
there’s a bird for every class
hey mang
drag down's only a problem if you leave it on

i love ramza and delita
even if you're not getting dragged down you can still be full stunlocked
they both should kiss
it's just it'll be a depressing few minutes of you getting chain attacked until your armor wears down
which takes like, over a hundred hits sometimes
more entertaining to watch than instantly being killed
just constant bite sounds and your character screaming
nice thing about the metal armor is it doesnt get holes, but it does lose durability
I will marry diamond pattern sweater
i always change clothes
[in game]
what about military/work boots
If i get them
combat boots are nice
sneakers are way better imo, especially if you got authenticZ
its all about the tarp boots
excellent drip
What does authenticZ even do
a whole lot
adds more clothes
Everyone yaps about it, but i never actually seen it
drip
tons of clothing mostly, including backpacks
its just more clothing for you to collect
sneakers are deffo more op for running but i like the boots cause i stomp a lot
Understandable
makes new zombie events and stuff too
like you can find l4d2 zombies of the characters
its annoying to change sneakers every 10 zombies
the annoying thing about authenticZ is it ruins clothing stores
who needs weapons when shove stomp does the trick 99% of the time
exactly
How would one go about avoiding creasing their Jordans in an apocalypse
dont wear them
it makes them useless because the spawns are incredibly bloated. you loot a clothing store with AuthenticZ and all the clothes are like samurai armor, old 16th century gowns, and other stupid bullshit
i dont think jordans would be good in an apocalypse
when the zombies wail i grab my tradie boots
erm ackshually those only spawn on their unique zombas 
otherwise very rare
you'd definitely want running shoes in the apocalypse unless you're in a warzone
true
I swear they spawn constantly
Weren't elite soviet troops rocking adidas in Afghan?
this is the soviets we're talking about
iirc their combat boot wasnt very good but very cheap
They weren't suitable for da sands i think
I dont remember exactly off the top of my head so someone correct me on this
but I remember em having a one size fits all approach or had very few sizes
oh shit they finally implemented the stats?
wdym
didn't they work in b41 or did I get gaslit
sneakers always has running buff
they did
sneakers have been in the meta for a long ass time
people just preferred the boot cause zombies aren't random
they did not
from what I remember qnd from my testing they didnt
I'm pretty sure they did as a sneaker enjoyer
yeah
idk if sneakers were ever meta, the running buff doesnt work yeah
ive never read about it not working
boots are kinda just better
what
however I always wear sneakers cause they look cool
boots did what sneakers did but had a better stomp
the stomp isnt a huge deal, you often one shot anyways on the ground
might matter more if you're fighting tired but you shouldnt anyways
idk stomp helps
its life or death with sprinters
the difference between taking out a group of 3 or dying like a chump
you're playing real risky if you're in that situation
its more doable than it sounds but yeah 3 is inherently dicey
yeah idk now
2 is safe
it just happens in high density areas tho
I wrote some very basic code in BASIC (some basic BASIC) on a computer at the computer museum today
sick
I always ran with sneakers even with sprinters and I never felt like I was risking my life using them
if you run at 2 or more it dosen't matter
Anyway gn chat
Oh this image will not send until like 5 minutes from now
(cropped to not expose myself via reflection)
I'll stand my ground and win against 3 consistently enough wearing boots
Could have just moved outta the way
I'll let myself from the past know thanks
Anyway gn chat, hope i get an uncommon cold tommorow
Its you
I keep getting the grey loot
i hope i die of a sudden brain blast
Me ^
wuh
Ur friend sold you out
time to watch sunderland till i die
nuh uh you heard wrong
Then what is this!!!
I dont count I havent beaten lobcorp yet
I said I was project moons number one fan
And then ur pal said you were
Seems he was mistaken
I killed the last one

No!
ghoti
we need to get dragon boy to play ruina
you mean... chirp it out...
do you watch football
flying is so overrated 🚬
the one with the brown ball or white ball?
No, I mean mimic English in a way which looks like conversation
😎
yeah which one
I think it's the only game I'd put somewhere near close to disco elysium
I see
Its not even ur favorite
No I only watch good sports
if i was talking about american football id say american football
Ur pal really was mistaken
like
I am a well rounded consumer of media
So am I!
boxing, uh the robot wars one
I just know which one is best!
rock em sock em robots
wont become my entire personality just cause I like it!!!11
mostly shit getting torn up
I could never get into horse racing
such a barbaric sport
I am very much gameplay first though so it's up there
Ive 100%rd like 80 different games
bot fighting is peak
So I think that's well rounded
real
pvp slashers probably gonna rank #1 for me
horse racing is just getting drunk and losing money
I get to feel like a god until a better duelist kicks my teeth in
Animals going fast can be fun ig though
but the way the horses are treated is
no
Like peolle would rather have the horse break a leg than lose
break your own god dam leg
yup
idk if f1 tracks are smaller and you can see more or what
never seen f1
f1 is very un-american
idk racing cars seems kinda boring to me. Cus like you arent even allowed to ram the other cars, so what are you even allowed to do
if somone is blocking you you cant do a whole lot
if ramming was legal everone's just gonna gang up on the most notorious ramming dickhead
lower the speeds, shrink the track, increase the protection
so monster trucks?
holy shit did he just shred that crowd?
I'm on a plane!
people dont like racing because no crashing, but oh boy do i have a racing sport for you ghoti, ever heard of rally 
looked like it went right through the fence
Why are our names so colorful?
Possibly
can monster trucks ram eachother
Hi floof
they can't no
And everyone else
we hit the 25% on wheel of fortune and now we're all polychrome
no I have not
you should get interested in it
motercyle racing is fun to watch regardless cus you can swe the drivers move and stuff
ill look into it
motorsports to me looks more exciting to be a participant than a viewier
do you like isle of man tt?
but thats how I feel about most sports
A few hours ago I was camping.
Now I'm on a plane in the clothes that I slept in... And also wore yesterday. I feel bad for the lady next to me.
So cool!
thats nascar not f1
I know I searched up nascar
f1 is more strict tbh
ah
thats very dangerous no?
yes
F1 will penalize you for singing copyrighted music
among just players? or what
how does one own a sport 🧐
aint that magnus guy tryna do that with chess
the big corpo that owns f1 racing
let get back group b rally
lmao fr
shit time
is racing popular in eastern Europe jole
f1 is mostly a european thing no?
I guess not necessarily eastern europe though
yes
its genuinely a shitty thing
everyone can pick up a hockey stick and puck and play hockey but for 'official'/'premier'/'pro' recognition:
a company/group literally owns the sport
we dont need that era here
its fucked tbh
and every sport with a premier league/equivalent is owned by a corpo
nba, nfl, f1, fifa
ah yes
etc
enshittifcation of sports
you need that level of support for it to be a big competitive thing, but there are tradeoffs for sure
no
even college football is getting enshittifed
real
boowhomp
wdym collage football always sucked
once you add gambling elements its over
real
i fucking hate sports betting
yeah infinite sports betting ads now
cause it's legal again
in the states at least
yeah its so bs
every website i go to when i check scores i get inundated with a new sports betting app
they even have the probabilities built into the websites now
how does sports gambling ruin sports
I thought those were illigal. At least in the US
aint it a separate thing
wild
Fixed games for one
I dont interact with sports culture so idek
its a complex topic to get into
essentially its like playing a gacha game
but with real people
I just play ball on the street
real
sports betting is fucked pfft
It’s just another thing to gamble on
real
Gacha is different cause you never actually gain anything
feed your gambling addiction
it's still a game you play
the game is secondary
Well there’s a lot of people out there who gamble as like a way to try to make money
its built around the gamba
but you gamble to obtain units to use
With gacha you never make money, you just might get shinier stuff for the game
gambling is secondary kinda since you still have to use the units
So it’s different
you can sell your gacha account
savvvyyy
but you're not wrong about the gambling being the main mechanic due to the insane power creep and the inherent issues with trying to balance a gacha game
yeah
Is rmt common with gacha like csgo skins?
idk tbh, ive never played a gacha haha
it's not strictly the main mechanic but absolutely taints the game it's attached to
yeah that's why I'm going into detail
cause you shouldn't
appreciate the info
rmt?
I always felt like they called it gambling more as a joke, it’s very different than actual gambling culture imo
Real money trading
damn
Paying for ingame stuff from other players
that it is, it's just that the outliers are the ones that tend to act like normal gamblers
@pliant badge can i apply to be the fourth gooner someday?
csgo it’s huge obviously
old mmos had a lot of rmt going on
But that game trading is ezpz unlike games where you need to sell your whole ass account
got a sick ass drop? sell it to your classmate for his lunch money
I don’t own the goon squad
Ask knight
The what.
selling gacha accounts is on a different level
Tarkov bosses
aren't those farmed accounts specifically for selling
Tarkov bosses. They’re called the goon squad. This was created before the internet ruined the word.
Goon just used to mean the same thing as thug basically
yeah
I still use the word goon to refer to my underlings.
.... I mean, my DPS crew.
i love the goons!
Goons have the highest level fuckboi energy of any tarkov boss
and trust me, i love them
I diden't fall sleep, it's 4 am
should I get tarkov
i watched this scene and burst out laughing
it was so fucking stupid
i like it, but the next one million people you ask will say no, so you just have to trust yourself with it
That he hit his head or what?
That was a good scene though
was unserious as fuck
Yeah it was pretty dramatic
I should watch better call Saul fully, only watched the first season
i didnt enjoy it
What cause it didn’t have a giant swell?
but you know im a particular man
I want the silly gun building
but the thought of regular wipes is a bit of a turn off
no it was just really...goofy idk
how do i explain
It was goofy but his illness is goofy
and then he wasnt
A shame that the internet ruined the word, yes. Now I can't exploit the comical value of "Hana sic'd her goons on the boss" instead of "the party beat the raid boss" without some twit snickering like a fourth-grader.
And it’s all extreme and scary and then it cuts to what it looks like for other people and he’s just running with a space blanket
Hana called me out before I even registered it
i think ghoti cant handle the goon squad if he tried
s t o p
common ghoti L
tsk tsk
Ghoti more like Goonti.
As for picking up tarkov, that’s a game you either play with friends or if you’re unemployed p much. It’s just a big mess to learn and you’re gonna be perpetually sad unless you have someone to teach you or a lot of gaming experience already.
There is a PvE mode but it’s kinda scuffed
and the rng also sucks
I can click heads
Did Tarkov already bounce back from that disastrous patch/DLC thing?
is the solo experience that bad
I haven't paid attention.
for instance, you see no scavs in a raid, or you get the entire scav population in one place like the usec camp
tarkov is the first unemployed type game
peggle
Aiming is important in tarkov but far more important is game sense. The person who wins the fight is almost always the one who positioned better unless it’s a massive gear difference.
You just gotta spend time and learn the maps and where people are
And even good players get screwed over all the time
thats just every extraction game
Ye
extraction game enjoyer when its time to extract a job
terrifying
for what purpose
For brain
Delayed or you’re just straight up not taking it?
shark secretly skipping it
dont skip
I wont be taking it until 2 years
smh
I FOUND 2 BITCOINS
nice
Thats mine
Where? Jesus
Thanks for returning my 3 bitcoin
this a work of fiction
Put that shit in your container no need to secure
now you have a use for that docs case
Bitcoins don’t fit in docs do they?
pretty sure they do
Nope they do nice
@pliant badge im bringing this tommorow for our first raid
Guitar pick and bitcoins are the only valuables that fit
Where is partisans stash on woods anyways?
by junction
Figures
what do you mean figures!
rip
down 1.6 mil
Zero shot
was too busy yapping
we will never financially recover from this
have fun
@pliant badge scream at me all you want but i dont need money to be good at this game
o
my stomach hurts 
wonder if golden sun ever got remastered
hai zee
heya
hey does anyone know if the fortnite item shop updated yet
you still play fortnite?
yes
hai shark
Hello citizen
how ish uus
My mental state is skyrocketing because i can be a useless member of society longer
We're all gonna make it 🥺
aw
r/zombiesurvivaltactics when you wanna use a machete as a weapon and not a medieval multitool that only 5 people used in history
they get even more mad if youre a real hero and use a whole ass gun
tarkov enjoyers .D
I just went camping with my adult friend group and I feel like they all did so many nice things for me and I'm not sure how I can ever repay their kindness
I thanked them profusely, and paid for lots of things, but it feels like they did so much more for me than I did for them
hive mind is dead, wasn't too bad
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wasn't the first game ass
wdym
i liked the first game
ppl just had unrealistic expectations
it was a short AA game
the first outerwolrlds game had a lot of Bethesda writing and jank from what I heard
rock and stone
hmm
nah the writing is fun
I see
grilled cheese is not grilled???
wdym
is cooked in pan
not in a grill
panned cheese
like gold
because gold is panned from a river
Chat my deck has been 99% with the checkmark for days even after playing the Discounty demo lol
the battery percentage marker lies to you
thats what mates do man
it shouldnt be transactional
man it was on game pass day one
the ps5 pro games but no games
i don't remember why i originally bought it
u wanted no games rmbr
steam games but no games
Hmmm.
These words are wise but I'm going to need to process it
i like how in the original dead movies they straight up just have groups of random civvies going along with the military and just gunning down zombies
THAT is a zombie survival tactic
Oh no i said steam games. That what we gamer call em.
nah nah nah nah
they just ask for 30% of sales
u gotta make a distinction
pc games
imagine this scenario mmkay
hey man wanna play game later today!
sure buddy
whats ur steam
no i have epic
SEE
how can u tell who is who if u dont put blud at ur front door
spess
barotrauma
its not my focus
deep rock
spess
3 games
show me ur library
this is not the argument you think it is
thats 3 games more than no games
🐔
im not on my pc
"my pc goes to a different school 🤓"
i dont want to know who's who
sorry dude, im touching grass
waiting at a bus stop
im growing grass
stink is a cow
this is lore
we've established that my fursona would be a bull
thats a female cow
idk who that is but
respect his pronouns
udders
Maybe but after playing on it for a few hours on multiple days the percentage hasn’t dropped at all
oh my mistake
in the show they're a male
i know
im cis though
but where the schlong
thats it
bull bear bull bear
um hooking you up to the collector machine
collector?
what the fuck is that
what is it?
gore
Never kill yourself
put fishboy in it and find out
I need more Polly pocket like games omg Stardew is pretty much complete
officer I just see a photo
wonder how modded rimworld would handle on deck
context 🤓
disseminate
🙄
im not gonna fucking mini mod
Wut
back into ur cage ghoti
do what yoy want but don't cry to lokiel
inb4 joe is the next mod promotion
ur woter prison
Jole hates me
just put the pebble in the woter purifier sharkbait
just put the fries on the bag
I’m very confused
if he was a seal or turtle itd be easier
jole is harassing the fish
tortle
Undersea cables 🤤
tortle
🐢
What did you do


im just a ba be

joe?
broken underwater pipes and completely oblivious crabs🤤
whats the equivalent of sharks on land
I hear the boss from the incredibles
that series is funny
a land shark
You hear wush wush
this is the way
I want candy
Dave took it all
You know what’s annoying? How hard it is to floss back teeth!
real
just use the dental picks
epaulette sharks
floss is just american propaganda
toothpick
dental picks are more of a pain, and apparently not that effective
☝️ bri'ish
ive only had 2 cavities in my entire life
if it's a huge pain for you you could use a water pick
i go to the dentist once a year
Still too hard to get back in there. I use a water flosser but I also use regular floss twice a week as per the dentists recommendation
I go to the dentist tomorrow actually
real
I do, but they recommend both
so you know you gotta hit em with the emergency extra flossing the week before when you get a phone alert
nah
Dentists are oracles
just be honest
They know whatever the fuck you did
being that 40% fr
they can tell wh-yeah
I am honest but I do floss extra when I know a checkup is coming
what shark said
and it's not like I dont at all I just do more the week before
unlike the 10% in briish land
TEETH ARE VERY IMPORTANT JOE!
Im always a disappointment to my dentist

its just that the us has more cosmetic procedures
real
the teeth look nice but theyre not healthy
What about fluoride
whereas, the uk focuses on dental health over aesthetics
chiclets
what about em
how about getting some cammie
Florida in the water!!!!
What’s the UK’s fluoride policy
fluorida
i can look it up
mind control
No
flouride is good though
florida but fluoride
I agree
need more chlorine in the water
can we inject 2 tons of chloride into jole rn pls
even better
Fluoride, fiber, water, and protein
Water fluoridation is the controlled addition of fluoride to a public water supply to reduce tooth decay, and is handled differently by countries across the world.
Water fluoridation is considered very common in the United States, Canada, Ireland, Chile and Australia where over 50% of the population drinks fluoridated water.
Most European countr...
spam
WOW
you're welcome
mods send the lion after them
apparently ireland is based
That’s very low
yeah
But Australia wow
its crazy how little Europe does
fr
Agreed
nz and ireland have mandatory fluoridated water
so jole has no teef left
How is teeth health in the Uk? Do they have lower stats of retaining teeth in old age?
let me get sources
sink in the piss
No
Interesting
my shiny teeth and me
there's healthy teeth and there's nice teeth
denmark, germany, finland, sweden and the uk
YESSSSS
lmao us isnt in top 5
UK is perpetually roasted for their teeth
what additives and synthetic flavors does to a mofo
im trying to make rice and i cant 🥲 - i got all the requirements but for whatever reason my guy doesnt know how to put rice in a pot of water ToT
"Philippines had the worst DMFT score, with 90% of their citizens suffering from tooth decay. India and Australia ranked second and third to last on the list."
huh
he's talking zomboid
well theyre in the top 5 healthiest teeth index so
its a lie
right click the pot
pz goes in #pz_b42_chat
@last spoke brush ur teef
not genreal
dgen*
general chat is a bad name for this chat
this would be called off-topic in any other server
i do but it dont give me no option ToT
i think it was originally off-topic
it just says drink that thang n im like noooo
should be discordia chat
Discordia streets
it's just funny cause this is generally the non zomboid chat, so it's weird to have the name general
This channel was actually started outright as a gen chat
And it still is
There was an offtopic_nonpz general
that must be what I remembered
But its hidden in the archives
mamma mia
The real gen chat was pz_chat 
could it just be a bug? the fact i can feed myself rice ToT
You should wash your rice to get rid of bugs
i wanna put the rice in da water but it aint let me
this is all for theoretical purposes of courses, the archives are mysterious and abandoned for a reason
4 dimentional bugs be messing with the rules of my reality
washing your rice is kinda just a cultural thing now, you dont need to wash your rice in the states at least
there are def countries where you still need to wash your rice though
What
Yeah cause you know what that TS cane from
fr tho depending on the rice its a good idea to wash it depending on the consistency you want it
Even without dirt you kinda still do wash rice to get rid of the starch
im talking as a irl rice maker
But it depends on the rice
its all starch man. rice is starch
who the fuck doesnt wash their rice
indeed
You got the small tiny ones from crushed rice
if you dont wash it can be starchy and more sticky if u want it that way but as a dominican i dont want my rice sticky
See agony gets it
no, the rice packets have added layers of a different type of starch that is not good for cooking
Someone tag the wash your rice guy
exactly
use bleach for your rice
mmmm that factory starch
hits diffo
yeeeee nah
fluoride tap water all the way
and iron - good for the blood
not fun for cooking
my teeth are yellow
yeah
i drink fluoride everyday
if you like kissing boys
breakfast is fluoride
Opalescence teeth whitening is the best kind

the fluoride tap water argument
who cares about white teeth
that was a shitshow
what floride does to you after 30 days
Poo teeth
do people really argue about flouride lmao
oprah waht
there's no reason to not have it in your water if your country has the infrastructure already
tap water peak
moslty conspiracy theorists
it's kinda crazy to not
Well I mean, the dude I was arguing with about it thought it was intentionally put in water to kill off the population earlier
no joke
HAHAH
and "my autonomy" types
thats literally just not true
rain water peak
flouride makes you a liberal
which like my guy lol, a majority of my countrys population has it in our water and we have one of the highest average life expectancies
It is if youre british
same in nz
fluoride = liberal juice
its mandated
lmao
true
flourides been in water for decades though
water do be woke
Woker
why is it bad now
drink dr pepper
That contains a percentage of water
Big Water just wants you to buy water
Coke is bad, like legit evil
100% water
buying water?????
assuming you can 😔
Like cocaine?
real
drink smart water n unga bunga
lmao found it
gaaaaatorade
no Coca-Cola
"I’m fairly certain that it shorten your lifespan by about 40 years"
his words not mine lol
coca cola mate
Yes America has water bills unfortunately
weird
so in that case, us aussies should be living to 120 on average
if it werent for the damn fluoride
smh
Both are pretty bad
Can’t even shower for free
Lmao freedom ain't free
Flint Michigan has coca cola tap installation
freedom for 99.99
yeah unless ur like in a city water is paid for
"It is probably the only thing worse than hardcore drugs"
cost a buck 50
ok lads, tap water is less healthy then heroin
freedom dlc
we solved it
More than that
Huh what? I did this morning
There are tons of reservations that don’t have clean drinking water either
insane
you might also have well water
dude's cracked
brush ur teeef!!!!
in the worst way
fluoride installs nano chips in your balls









