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if you cant keep your form anymore then yeah you're probably spent lmao
run between two set points marked by a bollard thing as fast as you can but you have to tap the thing with your hand before turning around
i was told that you should do whatever variation you have to in order to just barely get 5 sets of 10 pushups
whether its incline pushups or girl pushups
I mean yeah it's all about consistency
or one handed pushups
dosen't matter what as long as you're doing something
even if you're just walking 30 mins a day
back in high school we walked a mile a day for three years or so and that did wonders for just general endurance
we had those shitty ACs that didnt like running in peak afternoon heat and humidity, I would rather walk outside than stay indoors
Ubisoft Subscription service
ubicock indeed
man i do sure wish i could play b41 with like 3 ppl who are kinda good at the game lil a gew mods and mostly just fuck around
(plz dm me im so bored on singleplayer)
found this in a car with a methlab
yeah i fucking hate pz man
never played it before
man fartass u gotta work with me here
jeese
its called impeccable comedic timing my dude
im just that cool
we need to cook jeece
im cookin
based
im still looking for fucking pokemon cards
based x2
based? x3
theyre soap
i am, s o a p
i smell like bluebarryis and uh-
canned beans from project zomboid
hey
hey you @north sorrel
you cant use my name
pinging a random person smh
every house has a fucking rifle and a revolver but NO FUCKING POKEMON CARDS WHAT THE FUCK MAN
how terrible
2 boxes of .308 but no HOLOGRAPHICS
only missing the priorities
jorking my brain
i hard-


guns make the game easier than it already is
& i wanna fuck around with the new crafting shit
real
im trying to make post apocalyptic weapons so using a shotgun just seems lame
hear me out
when you wanna play tarkov but you have 1k hours in ac brotherhood
impractical genius 
your fingers will burn for the rule of cool
yommers

At least they’re eating the whole shark and not just cutting off the fin and leaving it to bleed out and rot
So you can make soup
But if we’re being real here obviously that image is fake, no English food looks that interesting
They’re out here eating beans with ketchup and toast sandwiches
Hiiii
random number just texted asking if mia wants to play golf, oh boy this is gonna be fun
chat is this reel?
Grrrrr
This doesn’t make sense
It should have 4 feet
sharks don't have 4 fins to substitute as feet
Do you not see that fin moving without a shoe?
HES ESCAPINGGG
I mean it isnt a lot to work with
So 5 shoes
at most 4
At least 4.
any word on npcs yet?
Anything less looks uneven
i havent played since before i went to jail
but didnt wanna waste my time if the answer was still nothing
wait, holdup
no
cuz animals are cool but i cant relive my walking dead army dreams with them

isnt there a roadmap for this
hold on
ooooh yes please
To be honest, they are not very beautiful. Everyone has their own preference, and as for me, not everyone liked the drastic change in icons, and they seem to be very out of style.
it keeps updating but i forgot where to get the latest roadmap
they're a little too happy for a game like pz, but i think they're cute
i cant be the only one who notices they dont mention human npcs
build 48 release in 10,000 years
fr we gonna get human npcs on build 50?
As I said before, everyone has their own preferences:)
gta 6 or human npcs first is the big question
AGI on build 50
gta6 or human npcs first is like 100 men vs 1 gorilla
well theyre slowly moving from pixel-y to somewhat HD and 3D so i get the style change
but
it looks so weird, thats all
i would say its probably because everyone's used to the pixelated moodles
i mean still
which do we think first
gta 6 is probably coming first
Didn’t the new moodles get changed? I thought they were updated slightly
thats so sad
too cartoon-ish, feels like spiffo-level of goofiness is leaking out as moodle icons
I remember them being weirder
all my favorite games are waiting on major update : (
only thing i dislike about b42 is that it lags tf out of my pc
buuut thats probably a me issue
my pc is a complete potato

i mean
i run a 1080 FTW 2
and with some minor overclocking
im yet to find a game that gives it serious trouble
rust and ready or not gives it a run for money
but crashes are crazy rare
i think a potato is in perspective minor overclocking can make a crazy improvement
i just use the bandit mod
ur happy without them?
yeah
ive put 2000 ish hours in so the game is so boring without it for me personally
i use the bandit mod to give myself more of a challenge
cuz zomboids are easy
bandits are not
these fuckers always give me a run for my money
buuut with sprinters on its kinda
:P
they cant fight sprinters for shit
the only problem i have with bandits is
i think the zombie health sandbox setting also affects them too..
idkkkk i wanna build an army thats my goal for this game
if i set their toughness to tough, bandits are resilient
if i set it to fragile, they die easy
weird
i remember surviving for like 23 days with sprinters enabled
got scratched (NOT a laceration)
When build 42 was just released, there were a lot of problems. Especially with old laptops and PCs. But now, the situation is much better, they fixed a bunch of crashes and not only
I don't have the most powerful PC, but the game runs stably at 60-50 FPS. If the FPS is really bad, you can lower the screen resolution in the game, or textures:)
felt queasy and anxious
TY
thats when i knew the 7% scratch chance got me
blew my brains out in the bathroom💔
Same
b48 we'll finally have polish people
Why can I not find one project zomboid funny moments video
project zomboid is depressing
In B48 we will actually ge MP back
bcs nobody who plays zomboi are funni

what about me :3
no one.
ur the least funni amogus
die...

Well why haven’t I found a depressing moments video
not nice
😭
No funny business
project zomboid is happy
say ur sorry
turn ur screen off
just watch your previous playthroughs
DAMN

Bruh
if thats your reaction to banter then you shouldnt be surprised theres no funny pz players
What
1984
How is that even a bad reaction
Chicken Jockey
its generic and insipid
Ayo
I wasn’t offended
Do I have to come up with something smart and creative to say?
these newspapers are banal & uninspired
Well
im an expert
You are uninspired.

!!!!
Maybe you should watch your old playthroughs considering you play ALONE
Haha
zamn they got u fartass
There are some funny project zomboid players
i inspire many people to rage quit
Idk what u talkin bout

well done
i like bullying people
it gives them character
Be nice rude person
rites of passage
It’s the golden rule buddy
r*ats been saying that since the revolution
I guess you forgot to claim yours when they let you out of the locker huh.
soon
Bozo.
Lamao

Hana is so tuff unironically
bully like that vidya game
yessir
Oh yes
gud game
doesnt need to be
Right then, breakfast time....


I liked bully because you can kiss girls
i never did that
u can kiss guys too
jimmy is bi
real
jimmy bofa
u never played 
nope
rockstar made it based on the 1979 movie of the same name
i know the book tho
yeah the movie is based on the book
havent watched sinners
Morning chats
It’s good. Bring tissues though
wha
why are recommending prawn
for what
wtf?
why would i need tissues for michael b jordan
only one reason why
It’s sad

lmao i thought something else
Folktales genius
Vampires
But the hidden meanings chefs kiss
i liked abraham lincoln vampire hunter
cranking my hog in the movie theatre to the vampire movie
that movie was so goofy
id shoot my shotgun for less
but i know the movie is serious
finally got all the doon awakening twitch drops
No but really I recommend Sinners.
simping for the floor tiles
hey all i need to do was let it play in the background
shrimple
observer floor?.. uhh, yeah, i'm looking at it.
what even is that notif from
there jope just yet for these newspapers

I quit caffeine 3 days ago and so far it’s been the worst decision I’ve made this year ugh
twitch, was checking out doon
Modding multiplayer is making me lose sanity
seem like a fun game but echo said he would never play it
Beat him up
u would never play doon either cambrie!!!
caffeine drinking individuals when they don't have their daily morning cup of liquid shit
you can go without coffee easily but... life just suddenly feels 10x harder
Damn right
I don’t have that issue
I get bad migraines
Loon
boon
boon

my fucking man...
Oh shit Dory made vet
whos dory
You Nemo
No you’re Dory
rood
wha
Moving on up

I keep forgetting who nasko even is
nascar is a drag racing comp
insightful
i member playing the sht out of the nascar game in the og xbox
think it was nascar 05
i got a DS for one of my birthdays and played the shit out of mario vs donkey kong
ds got some good freakin games
erhh chase for the cup?
think so
ngl they were better than some switch games
i remember there was a weird confusion with the pc and console with that one
cause they were named different
switch is a dookie console
controversial opinion but overall i think switch is dirty butt cheeks
its the touch screen that makes it unique
animal crossing is my sisters favorite on that
i only really played that and luigi's mansion
we might never get another pokemon ranger for example bcs it has the stylus as the main gimmick
cause i love luigi's mansion
DS? Dark Souls and totally not the console?
isn't dark souls first person
(hehe)
Dark Souls changed my le heckin' life by showing me if i throw myself at a brick wall, it will eventually collapse
Dark Souls is an FPS though, yes
What happened to abiotic factor
yeah thats my name brand
don't go to Rhodes Sean...
Smh
your mind will be blown 🤯
Sean cena
abiotic factor was cooler
i keep hearing all this abiotic factor talk, is it really that good of a game?
just looks like half life scientists if they weren't fucking around and actually doing shit
watch dogs is such a cool game
It's wacky, and pretty awesome with friends. Has a good mix of absurdity, action and creepy-suspense.
it's wacky?! shit, that's all you had to say...
that price tag is simply outrageous however and if i could i'd post the guy opening his wallet with no money in it gif
0.36 in my steam wallet... just saying... 💰
they got miku https://youtu.be/mT0d-A24xK8?si=X4lV-10QJhqQb9YN
Alongside new gameplay, Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds' latest gameplay trailer revealed that Hatsune Miku, Like a Dragon's Ichiban Kasuga, Persona 5's Joker, and Minecraft's Steve will all be guest racers in the game.
#IGN #SummerGameFest
ICHIBAN???

The whole idea of it is kinda like Half Life/Black Mesa, with SCP along with a bunch of wacky 90s sci-fi tropes all thrown into a survival-craft/horror game.

youtubers when they gotta choose background music and they're forced to choose between literally anything else or persona

in a theoretical battle to the death between Steve and Ichiban, who's winning?..
i gotta root for my goat Ichi
Abiotic Zomboid
survival, CRAFTING, HORROR?!
exquisite.
dont think ichiban can carry stacks of gold
Ichi has no experience in the job market
no clan
no money
he's just a kind person...
Steve may be able to carry gazillions of stacks of gold but his soul is rotten from all the industrialization he has done to his world
my favourite Minecraft movie scene was when Jack Black played around with the Create mod
it was a bit long taking 7 hours long but it was my favourite one still
u sure werent watchin hermitcraft
"hey guys... let's... CREATE something with this cogwheel..."
i haven't watched hermit in years
i watched it like twice and i keep forgettin i watched it
all my friends gave the mc movie a 5/10
Do you know who else has dementia?
too generous
im a minecraft fan but i couldnt watch it in theater
bro i watched it in theater
it's not a minecraft movie, it's a Jack Black movie
i went out forgetting i even watched it
then i watched it again with echo a few weeks ago
AND I STILL FORGOR
me setting off a thermonuclear bomb inside the theater when Steve says "chicken jockey":
four of this crap
peak
mic setup reveal
I guess he has the funny gene
zee do a youtube commentary video but use that speakerphone instead of those tiny ones people use
this is the most insulting thing anyone could ever hear
if people start suspecting me of being someone's alt i am leaving
the last mf i want finding me funny is YOU
san is my alt sorry guys
this ALWAYS happens with every new community i join
it says right here i can
I wouldn't trust you to be alone in a room with a fork and a power outlet.
when your alt is preferred over your main
ya cause id invent something revolutionary
dj khaled's suffering from success
the world isnt ready for my knowledge
the electic fork has already been invented sorry
should i buy lockheed martin stocks chip i need insider info
is that what you tell yourself whenever someone tells you to stop picking your nose looking for treasure
im like tony stark if he lost 100 pounds and had an alcohol problem
so a weaker, more frail, Tony Stark
the only thing youll find is an empty skull where your brain meat leaked out
isnt robert downy jr an alcoholic
the worms were hungry :(
tony stark does have an alcohol problem tho 
YEAH
a worse alcohol problem
FAKE FAN
its canonical
yes i know he drinks ok but it only shows it like twice
"tony stark" HE'S CALLED IRON MAN!!!!
erm, the comics ?
if u watched a movie about me you'd have to check the wiki to figure out when im not drunk cause u simply would never know otherwise
isnt Tony Stark a huge pos in the comics
yessir
you think i read? what am i some fucking dweeb?
no thanks
why are the scientists aways the assholes
he's not a scientist
oh
he's a funder
funder
i hardly
hes a philanthropist ok
stop
tony stark called ultraseven the hulk guy of the group 
lmfao
philanthropist
yes he absolutely does
tony stark built this in a CAVE with a box of SCRAPS
ok well the movies are what 99% of people see
krill em
rattle em boys
true, im thinkin about the 1960s avengers series
ping curse
you infected me fish
dude what
guh thats last century
tinman
pft
u cannot be mad people are less educated on something over 60 years old lmao
uh yeah
this a referens to him being a boomer
ur insufferable i hate you so much
its not over 60 but yeah
do you know how to drive? why would you ? cars where invented like a hundred years ago
why would i learn about cars when theyre so old tech
I have chat gbt drive my car
what a stupid fucking argument
ok twink boy
what does the gbt stand for
thats it im gonna go eat my taco bell
you just like being anti intellectual
i do yeah
gulps
heh, yeah, who would drive a car made 100 years ago...
frantically looks for my windup start-up key for my engine block
guided bullet train
soulja boi
i say we go back to killing each other with rocks
enough talkey, whole lotta malarkey, killa you with a rocka
vro just use a shotgun blank
i would drive a car that old too tbh
we truly fellouf when we stopped engraving our serrated rocks
humanity died in the 90s
white men DON'T hunt and gather no more
this is just the end
we in the post game now
its end game
gg no re
bad ending playthrough
can i get a new game plus pls
takes some time for the earth to release new chapters but trust 🙏 game will be done soon
shitbox enthusiasts be like: you don't understand bro i don't need a new car if it works it work point A to point B in 5 hours with 3 of those being maintenance on the road
thats me and i wouldnt change a fucking thing dude
spending time doing repairs vs your car stalling cause you forgot to upgrade to the latest software and you cant connect to wifi on a highway
Yar I bought a camera
but i'm thinking of getting a dacia 1300
Gotta walk to the nearest wifi spot to update
do you know those videos with the extremely muscular arm gripping the steering wheel
they unironically look like 🤓
peak
it was either that or a lada jiguli
ya
nah get the dacia
the only way they fail is the engine falling out the bottom and it will still run for a while
I wanna try motorcycle jousting
put me in your will
flintstone that bitch
REV UP THE BUGATTI
I knew it was already a thing
yeah
jousting (medieval) was already deadly enough with no guarantee you won't die of blunt force trauma
and you're thinking of MOTORCYCLE JOUSTING?
silksong fans currently praying for deadpools downfall
How’s everyone been
first of all,
the silksong community wants deadpools head on a pike
i broke my wrist doing something similar
it wasnt a motorcycle, persay, but a motorised pully
slammed into a metal plated shield fist first
god
woonderbal
MODERN JOUSTING!!! LMAOOOOOOO
check out www.benoblanko.com
this looks fun
Wembley, London.
M/S of a man and woman standing in a field, he is dressed in armour and she is helping him put on the last few pieces. The man is Michael Ruggles and his dresser is Margaret Farquhar, the narrator explains they are preparing for a jousting session on scooters. M/S as Margaret picks up a piece of armour and attaches it to M...
genchat motorbike jousting comp
be there or no ballz

some speak of a forbidden thousand horse engine, an entire war brigand stored within a single man's steed. they said it could not be done. John Diesel thought otherwise
silksong fans currently praying for deadpools downfall
john diesal and tom car
lmaoo
what the fuck is silksong
don't forget garry gasoline
real
and peter petrol
peter petrol picked a peck of pickled pricks
he was a bit of an asshole but made good fuel so nobody complained
And what did deadpool do XD
this is going in the scrap book
yeah idfk
You've said this thrice now with no context
almost any statement can be made funnier by adding John/Jane [product/idea/consumable item]
John nuggets
in summer game fest when a deadpool vr game was announced at the start they said skip the silksong trailer or sum
John Zomboid, for example
i have a link
John -7c girlfail
yo
that's Jane -7c girlfail to you
ok?
the most nonevent to ever happen
John Jane sandwich
christ my guy
Jane John -7c girlfail
y r u so mean
lmnop
qrstuv
are you sounding out the alphabet with those letters
pffft lmao that was a stupid fucking joke
How could this happen 
hahahahahaa
It's fartface, what'd you expect
im a mean man
fartface more like buttface
one day I will know the story behind this
Discord of love and acceptance
mb
what the

kinda sus
people here are so funny to ragebait ngl
thanks i try my best
._.

zee do you watch twitch.com
Who tf was the name of the silksong character again?
idk anything about the new hollowknight
what is silksong
doesnt matter
Something about silking it
sounds weird
oh shit they're still active
the herobrine of pz
what lore is this?
will and lemmy lore
yup thats literally the entire joke
we looked at mb's pfp once, went 'hey this overly exposed white zomboid man looks kinda like that one goku meme' and made a stupid fucking gif lol
cinema
"you're pretty strong!"
"How strong."
i am so pissed i didnt see the summer games fest livestream just to see the silksong community after 😭
like bro
I remember seeing the terraria font on a soap bottle once and getting really confused
they fucking cockblocked them 😭
Terra shampoo
Only got 1 gold coin
terrarians be like: 6 gold for a piggy bank??? hell nah
27 platinum for a shit reroll on goblin's tinkerer? HELL YEAH!!!!
Anyways I killed EoW, time to move on the the hivemind
And then skele
Maybe I should try doing skele now actually
Shouldn't be too hard
does he know?
Kill them with a butter knife
The zombies
In the game
Lol
Hey
Yeah?
Do you want to get on the game?
Yes.
Man I thought I was crayray
I was crayfish once
Yeah most defintely that is ✅️
Are you good @fast swan?
Not cool bro
no i meant figuratively
I got the let me eat cigarettes from the let me eat rats mod
thrash probably eats cigs
Oh no doubt
Tasty
polish delicacy
yum yum
Sign me up
one step above removing the filters is just snorting the tobacco
we dont know but what we can tell for sure from the messages is that debo eats cigarettes
Yes indeed
stages of eating a cigarette:
1/3 wtf this shit is ass
2/3 yo this kinda good
3/3 no it ran out :(
4/3 another yeeeeey :D
I'm so perplexed
utterly left aghast
Like genuinely debo is talking to someone but they're clearly not here
He....he....hehe.. heeee
we've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly; bamboozled
these postings may be of potent quality similar to Leonardo Da Vinci
Say a slur then.
That's the kuru laugh
does insanity come prepackaged with the project zomboid server experience
My bad not advertising
Well, I can't do that
most likely
Meanie!
jevil has been crippled :[
There I did it
Doofus
fucking waffle
this guy is a pancake
Numpty
do you like
panc
akes
yeah we like pancakes! do you like french toast? yeah we like french toast!
do you like how i walk
do you like how i talk
chalk
Calc
the temptation.
Satan to that one kid in georgia
omg its a creature feature
featuring: the creature
i was once at a hotel and they gave me all of their uneaten fried cheese sticks because i simply asked for them
nobody was eating them
Calc is short for calculator, I'm just using slang
I bet you cant do 9 times 1000
for all the newcomers, calc is short for-FUCK
I'm just using slang
i laugh my fucking ass off whenever i watch that video
No, I don't think that's correct.
yeah, maki beat me to it
That's too much! I want BEANS
it's too powerful
No, don't encourage it
:D
never in my life have I wanted beans more than when I first saw this scene
Stupid question do the zombies get worse everyday ?
worse meaning?
stronger? no, by default the only change in zombies is amount and respawn
I could havw sword they did
Ok thank you lol
she/shim
Idek how to fish but thanks

spess mold
is it worh it?
I am back from fucking work
I fucking hate my coworkers
ever see someone sabotage a commercial kitchen and have no consequences
cause I solved the problems before we failed
You can't just say that and expect me not to wanna know more
the classic, "it wasnt on the list"
so we didnt make it
motherfucks we use bechmel for everything
start 86
ing 4 other sauces cause I dont have any
and management is looking at me
thats all
I am just decompressing
I made 15 gallons to start the day tommorow
and 50 other gallons of stuff
Kids, dont drop out of college
unfortunate thing is that college kids work the same jobs but with more debt
That's why I'm not going to college, at least think I won't
yeah they are the front of the house
im definitely not anti tertiary education, more so anti the system that it is now
go into life long crippling debt to still work at maccas
I am pro, have a job that will hire you, in fact, make them pay for your education
real
if only I had got my forklift certification
get forklift certed, then branch into heavy vehicles or cranes
cranes pays big
they do expect sobriety at all times
for some reason
Mods tuck this gamer into bed
I disagree
You have a point
You won't in a bit.
I'mma et some ramen
@toxic hawk


i mean i did make him mad (FOR SOME REASON) and made everyone ignore me but like its ok i forgive him

ermm
iron lotus by mili
bob zomboid
Fax
I will marry zilu and make her happy
Do I know you
heh
oh hell na
what
well what are you gonna do make the entire server ignore me because i MADE YOU MAD UNINTENTIONALLY
how rude
Oh, you're that guy. My bad I forgot
😭 always smth goofy in chat when I pop in
well i remember you still JAM LE DRAGON
that doesnt even make sense
also why are you calling me mister dragon im not even mister dragon
j'aime and jam
wow very funny pointing out the obvious
mister dragon is j'aime
mr fart face
you cant really insult me if my user is mr fartface
mister dragon is also another guy here who keeps reacting to my messages
mr butt face
oh wait yeah
lol
terrible memory
how does bro know everyone in this server
rude
Hm..
you havent even met omar
jam le dragon
yeah i did
i dont think you can handle omar
smith zomboid
anime dark souls
everyone is breaking the golden rule here being mean
billy zomboid
John elden ring
NO
well im not gonna pay attention to you mr butt face either
👎
I was very on the fence when I tried code vein
the parry was very weird
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/
i hate the apparent romance plot but other than that it looks goofy as hell
From the writers & directors of Tales from the Borderlands and The Wolf Among Us,
Dispatch is a superhero workplace comedy set in modern day Los Angeles.
You play as Robert Robertson, AKA Mecha Man, whose mech-suit is destroyed in a battle against his nemesis, forcing him to take a job at a superhero dispatch center: not as a hero, but a d…
2025
love me parry mechanics too its just that I didnt like how code vein did it
the watch dogs combat makes me wanna force out a poop on the developers head












