general_chat

[stiff geyser]

Every C in Pacific Ocean makes a different sound. How the fuck did this mess become the world language?

[frail shadow]

the gendered part of other languages makes them harder

[plush cobalt]

Languages 👏 are 👏 not 👏 video 👏 games 👏

[frail shadow]

english doesn’t have that

[stiff geyser]

I'm ashamed of being part of the human race

[plush cobalt]

The difficulty of learning them can't just be stated so simply smh

[toxic relic]

join another race

[fathom igloo]

Because it’s stolen

[stiff geyser]

Literally skill issue

[toxic relic]

like bag races

[frail shadow]

if you struggle with it you can just say so

[fathom igloo]

Originally Pasifika

[neat moat]

is this the Portuguese elitism I was told about

[candid patio]

Like personally I don't think that stereotyping any culture is inherently racist.

[toxic relic]

erh what

[plush cobalt]

Huh

It comes from Latin

[toxic relic]

thats not what i was asking, i say again

[neat moat]

uh

[toxic relic]

i was asking what type of bigotry it would be: racism or xenophobia!

[frail shadow]

i love stereotyping ! ❤️

[stiff geyser]

I know the difference between they're, their and there. I'm way above the average english speaker

[toxic relic]

chat is looking for justifications today

[fathom igloo]

Pasifika as in Pacific Islander

[neat moat]

I need my causes beli ok

[toxic relic]

damn

[plush cobalt]

Pasifika comes from pacific, not the other way around

[candid patio]

Oh. I'm slow and chat is moving fast.

[frail shadow]

lots of americans don’t

[toxic relic]

you're not the only one

[stiff geyser]

Both

[fathom igloo]

Colonizer mentality; I’m disappointed Omar

[stiff geyser]

Tbf, the definition of race is such a mess I don't even pay attention to it

[plush cobalt]

Is this ironic

This is just etymology

[neat moat]

🍿 ** **

[fathom igloo]

Free Hawaii

[stiff geyser]

Ban Omar

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[candid patio]

Okay so both of those words have a negative connotation.

[stiff geyser]

Keep (Omar) tho

[frail shadow]

we all know some lives are more valuable than others

duhhh

[fathom igloo]

Only the evil one yeah

[stiff geyser]

My life has no value frfr

[frail shadow]

your organs have value

[toxic relic]

didnt 'pasifika' come from pacific islander which is a colonial term

werent there pre colonial words

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-gif-1604373818055948736

[plush cobalt]

As there usually are

[fathom igloo]

We don’t share that

That is a closed language

[toxic relic]

👍

[fathom igloo]

Chat go watch sinners but bring tissues

[plush cobalt]

What kind of freaky movie is that

I guess with that name that's to be expected but goodness

[frail shadow]

it’s a movie about sinners

[stiff geyser]

Not really. My lungs suck and one of my kidneys has a weird birth defect and a stone

[vivid kettle]

do you gus have lives?

[young kelp]

wait which sin are they sinning

[frail shadow]

yeah then you’re practically worthless

[vivid kettle]

is all you do type in this discord

[young kelp]

why the tissue

[plush cobalt]

Yes. And?

[vivid kettle]

😭

[neat moat]

Shit, I need to find out if purépecha is a closed language

[frail shadow]

im not a total virgin i just came back :(

[candid patio]

Why does it have to be negative if you are describing a cultural quirk?

Where is the line between describing a cultural quirk and making a negative stereotype?

[fathom igloo]

Judgy mcjudgerson here policing our discord time

[toxic relic]

i think its pretty simple

[plush cobalt]

I would say the difference is that one is a detail about a culture that is embraced by or described within the culture and the other is an external, typically inaccurate judgment of said culture

[toxic relic]

a generalisation that is baseless and used to harm a community

thats a stereotype

[frail shadow]

those are fun

[toxic relic]

im of the opinion that all stereotypes are negative

[stiff geyser]

Ñ

[plush cobalt]

Even if it's not intended to be harmful it can still be harmful, yeah beat me to it

[toxic relic]

'positive stereotype' is such an oxymoron

[stiff geyser]

I disagree

[toxic relic]

it simplifies an entire people to one thing

when you define a people by such a narrow view you obstruct what they can be

and turn them into only what you see them as

[vivid kettle]

guys

did you know

[frail shadow]

what about asians being better at math or something

[fathom igloo]

Ah the impact vs intent conversation. Agreed

[frail shadow]

that’s a positive thing

[toxic relic]

its not

[vivid kettle]

that they where makeing the frogs gay

[toxic relic]

its a stereotype

[plush cobalt]

That's a great example of one that doesn't seem harmful but is

[frail shadow]

is being good at math not a positive thing

[neat moat]

I think the best way to see why these are harmful is if you dont live up to the idea of whatever it is you are labeled as

[plush cobalt]

How do you think that would affect an Asian person who isn't as good at math as their peers

[stiff geyser]

No. Math is for nerds and no one likes nerds

[toxic relic]

model minority

[frail shadow]

that’s fair

i don’t like nerds either

[stiff geyser]

Skill issue

[fathom igloo]

Wait I missed what the stereotype was

[toxic relic]

it also turns the idea of being asian into something not human

like a robot

[frail shadow]

god i hate you guys

[toxic relic]

you remove the humanity and thus the empathy

[vivid kettle]

whats the sterotype for blondes?

[neat moat]

asians good at math

[plush cobalt]

This @fathom igloo

[fathom igloo]

Ah

[bronze moat]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8MCTt6E/

[mental whale]

its the "you have such potential" that every adhd kid hears from every teacher every single year leading them to hate themselves for never doing anything with it

[plush cobalt]

Erm we're in serious mode right now 🤓

[toxic relic]

theres a lot of ways that "positive stereotype" is an oxymoron and doesnt make sense

[stiff geyser]

I hate myself even more

Smh

[mental whale]

unironically if i ever hear a teacher or parent use the word potential i will throw hands over it

[fathom igloo]

Why

[frail shadow]

he’s just violent like that

[vivid kettle]

the potential was to work untill you are 80 and die wasteing your entire life away for nothing

[neat moat]

"How much potential energy is stor-"

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fight-gif-25435588

[mental whale]

oh no thats fine

[toxic relic]

if you want to know about model minority its essentially a way to turn asian people into perpetual foreigners, a division tactic that pushes assimilation and conflict and is, again, dehumanising

[frail shadow]

nerd

[neat moat]

teasing

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/domgcat-donkeycat-gif-24380643

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[toxic relic]

im glad castle is retaining information and becoming a more well rounded individual

[frail shadow]

im well rounded

[gilded cypress]

General chat message placeholder

[frail shadow]

you’re well rounded in the sense you’re quite fat

[stiff geyser]

Just do some exercise

[frail shadow]

as in rotund

as in

[toxic relic]

excellent

[frail shadow]

large

[harsh vault]

hai stink

[toxic relic]

how many synonyms for fat can you think of

[plush cobalt]

I was gonna point out how wild it was to default to he/him for someone named Sophie but I dropped it

[stiff geyser]

Hai floofie

[plush cobalt]

The reactions emboldened me

[harsh vault]

omg hai fwed

[fathom igloo]

What was that saying again

[gilded cypress]

Bro got +2 traits points

[bronze moat]

Can confirm

[fathom igloo]

Omar

[stiff geyser]

Half of them are your mom

[toxic relic]

my mom is dead

[plush cobalt]

Which saying

[fathom igloo]

Your favorite quote about the cat and the house

[stiff geyser]

Bummer

[toxic relic]

cowabummer

[plush cobalt]

My house is your cat head?

[bronze moat]

548

[fathom igloo]

YES

[neat moat]

prove it

[frail shadow]

don’t

[fathom igloo]

626

[neat moat]

is2g yall either googling this or just pulling it out your asses

[cinder comet]

can someone ban @river remnant he spends too much time on this server

[plush cobalt]

Okay

[fathom igloo]

What

[frail shadow]

so do half of these guys

[neat moat]

LMAOOOO

[neat moat]

how do you know 626 synonyms for fat

[frail shadow]

you can’t ban all of them

[plush cobalt]

There's no such thing as too much time

[fathom igloo]

What does stitch have to do with this

[plush cobalt]

I'm away from home rn which is why I'm more terminally online than usual

[neat moat]

uh

I didn't get that joke

[frail shadow]

it’s time you could’ve spent sending me money

[plush cobalt]

Stitch's experiment number is 626

[neat moat]

oooh

[fathom igloo]

Disappointment Dory

[plush cobalt]

This was one of my dorm numbers in college

[neat moat]

How the hell was I supposed to remember taht

[plush cobalt]

Idk by not being a fake fan

[neat moat]

its been like a decade since I last saw it

woooow ok I see how it is

[fathom igloo]

Because Lilo and stitch is the best Disney movie to ever exist duh

[plush cobalt]

Real

[neat moat]

WRONG

[frail shadow]

i like cars

[toxic relic]

ive never watched it

[neat moat]

I liked walle

[plush cobalt]

What the fuck is your problem

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-girl-turning-roblox-roblox-girl-woman-face-roblox-woman-face-gif-27543985

[frail shadow]

i’ve been asking that

[plush cobalt]

Close chat right now and go watch it what the hell man

[toxic relic]

do you need an answer

[fathom igloo]

This Omar version is acceptable

[frail shadow]

yes ?

[mental whale]

go watch the old one tho

[neat moat]

get better taste in media

[toxic relic]

im not watching lilo and stitch

[frail shadow]

it’s not a particularly good movie but it’s my favourite

[plush cobalt]

Yeah definitely should specify

[mental whale]

the new one sucks (why did they hand the child over to the government wtf disney )):

[frail shadow]

that’s what you’re supposed to do

[plush cobalt]

I hope you stub your toe and it hurts a little bit for a minute or so but doesn't ruin your entire day

[lofty crater]

[twilit epoch]

You know people say that the crowbar is just as good as the axe but ima be real i feel like the crowbar is kinda weak... feels the same as the frying pan to me atleasy

[plush cobalt]

I haven't seen the new one

I wish I could say I probably won't

But I have to know

[toxic relic]

i dont like using axes as weapons unless i have to

[frail shadow]

you were such a big fan supposedly

[neat moat]

Please jump off the nearest tall building in your current location in zomboid

[plush cobalt]

Of the movie and series? Yes

[lofty crater]

woodaxe with woodman profession

[fathom igloo]

The pronunciation is a disappointment in the new one. Nani should’ve been kanaka

[lofty crater]

[frail shadow]

but you haven’t seen the new one ?

fake fan

[toxic relic]

ive never watched mary poppins either

[plush cobalt]

Bro doesn't even know about the anime and thinks he can step to me...

[neat moat]

no wonder youre such a bitter person stink

[toxic relic]

is that as big a deal as lilo and stitch

[plush cobalt]

No

[twilit epoch]

...Does the community usually respond like this to "hot takes"?

[toxic relic]

erhh what else

[toxic relic]

usually its worse

[frail shadow]

they’re sensitive

[neat moat]

Im one of the more tame ones

I said please didnt I?

[toxic relic]

castle is the most sensitive

[twilit epoch]

Ah... i see

[frail shadow]

im not im so strong and cool

i don’t care about anything

[plush cobalt]

These sensitive super-snowflakes always tell me I can't be racist

[frail shadow]

cringe !

[fathom igloo]

Puppies

[lofty crater]

[frail shadow]

i do like puppies

[pale berry]

I hate San Antonio

[toxic relic]

baby animals are gross

[plush cobalt]

One of your L takes

[toxic relic]

lmao

[frail shadow]

you are gross and fat

[karmic jetty]

[frail shadow]

so so fat

[pale berry]

That's not a L take its a L+

[toxic relic]

evidence of castle being sensitive

[plush cobalt]

I spent a long time petting two puppies today

[neat moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090566155581804544/1374465821358821416/caption-8.gif

[toxic relic]

yeah

[plush cobalt]

Well dogs but they're small dogs

[toxic relic]

still gross

[plush cobalt]

So puppies in my heart

[frail shadow]

small dogs are kind of hyper

[toxic relic]

the weird fur and the proportions man

[plush cobalt]

Not the ones I was with

[frail shadow]

you just like saying no to things

[plush cobalt]

They were chill as hell other than when I came to the door initially

[frail shadow]

you’re so annoying

i am going to hurt you

[plush cobalt]

Pot and kettle in a fierce battle...

[neat moat]

castle dont break a wrist

[frail shadow]

i can lift like 5 kilo so watch out

[neat moat]

how muxh is that in American

[plush cobalt]

That's 1 pound for the Americans

[fathom igloo]

What about baby hippos

[neat moat]

thank you

[frail shadow]

that’s like an average cat

[neat moat]

they're more like 10

[plush cobalt]

Yeah it's not actually 1 pound

[frail shadow]

cats are like 3.5 - 4.5 kilo

that’s what i weigh

[frail shadow]

i enjoy

adult hippos are scary

[neat moat]

is your bf also a cat

[frail shadow]

he’s just a regular dude

[fathom igloo]

Remember when Fiona was the biggest celebrity during the lockdown

[neat moat]

so hes not a catboy

[plush cobalt]

Baby hippos are already hungry but when they become adults they get hungry hungry

[neat moat]

this is tragic news

[fathom igloo]

Saddadjokes

[plush cobalt]

Hungry hungry hippos isn't sad, it's just a simulation of limited food resources

[neat moat]

in trying to understand it. I know it has to do with the hungry hippo game

but why ate baby hippos hungry

[toxic relic]

continues to be unsettling and gross

[plush cobalt]

Why wouldn't they be

[toxic relic]

they look like wet clay

[plush cobalt]

They gotta eat

Humans are unsettling and gross too

[neon bramble]

@toxic hawk the voices won

[plush cobalt]

But they're still cute sometimes

[toxic relic]

i agree

[neon bramble]

no I didn't get her

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[toxic relic]

hence the baby animal phrase-that includes humans

baby humans are very gross

[frail shadow]

you get a special badge for continually giving money away on nitro

why would you want that displayed

[plush cobalt]

But adult humans are also gross

That doesn't stop them from being cute

[toxic relic]

real

[frail shadow]

im pretty cute

it’s true

[neat moat]

Dave is a cute human

[toxic relic]

to me, cute and gross are synonymous

[neat moat]

he will never know though

[frail shadow]

like appearance wise

[plush cobalt]

You're pretty... Pretty lame 🤣

[neat moat]

lmfaoo

[plush cobalt]

I see

[frail shadow]

okay dude watch it you’re getting on my nerves

don’t make me get angry

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2heavy-laugh-funny-team-fortress2-gif-22429734

[frail shadow]

you won’t like me when i’m angry !

[plush cobalt]

Don't go sigma mode

[rose kestrel]

cuter than Meowth?

[frail shadow]

too late

im punching my kids

[neat moat]

Omar, has your language skills ever wooed anyone

[frail shadow]

and wife

[plush cobalt]

Yeah you

[frail shadow]

probably not </3

[neat moat]

how about actual bitches though

[plush cobalt]

Do you mean my language speaking or language nerding

[neat moat]

nerding

[plush cobalt]

B-word... Cancelled

[frail shadow]

lots of bitches in the nursing home ?

[plush cobalt]

I don't think so? I mean people have been impressed but idk about attracted based on that

[neat moat]

lame

find better mates

[plush cobalt]

I've been on a date with a linguist which was nice bc we talked about language stuff some

Shared our favorite writing systems

But it didn't go beyond that

[neat moat]

unfortunate

[frail shadow]

did you tell her about the zomboid discord server

[neat moat]

or him

[plush cobalt]

Yeah in detail

[neat moat]

w h a t

[frail shadow]

did you tell her about how awesome i am

[plush cobalt]

I always describe the PZ server on first dates

[neat moat]

no wonder it failed

[plush cobalt]

And everyone in it

[fathom igloo]

Is that why she declined the second date?

[frail shadow]

no just me

[neat moat]

what do you say about me

[frail shadow]

you smell

[neat moat]

well youre not Omar so

[frail shadow]

mean

[plush cobalt]

No it was probably because of our heated disagreement on universal grammar in which I accused her of being an ignorant Chomsky-hating fool

[neat moat]

cruel even

a what

lmfaooo

I think I understand the hate though

[plush cobalt]

(Or maybe it was just bc we weren't vibing)

[neat moat]

especially if its... problematic

[plush cobalt]

To be clear I do not actually talk about this server on dates and that argument did not actually happen

The only thing that wasn't a lie is the original set of messages about the date

[toxic relic]

why the fuck would you talk about this server on a date

[frail shadow]

i got that , yeah

[toxic relic]

unless you both met here or something

[plush cobalt]

I had to clarify for ghoti and fartnuts

[lilac quarry]

[neat moat]

I knew

[lilac quarry]

what is going on

[neat moat]

Leon go

[lilac quarry]

[neat moat]

you wont understand

[frail shadow]

we are speaking ill of you

[neat moat]

lmaooo

[frail shadow]

we are not

i lied

pranked

[toxic relic]

people dont lie

thats a myth

[fathom igloo]

Omar is explaining in detail why discussing PZ discord gen chat is the demise to his budding relationship

[lilac quarry]

why would he bring that up

dude why would you bring that up

[plush cobalt]

I always bring it up on first dates

[lunar monolith]

rizz

[frail shadow]

you think anyone actually does

[plush cobalt]

Probably not this server but absolutely

[frail shadow]

you think it ever works

[plush cobalt]

There's gotta be someone out there who's like yeah I mod the X server

[frail shadow]

what type
of person does that

awful

[tender igloo]

leon

[toxic relic]

a guy once asked me how many instagram followers i had while we were planning a first date

[harsh vault]

what counts as rizz these days

[fathom igloo]

“I spend 7 hours a day chatting in a random discord channel”

[toxic relic]

suffice to say those plans did not come to fruition

[tender igloo]

this is why i dont date lol

[harsh vault]

hai cambrie

[plush cobalt]

Once I went to trivia and at the end of the night people started comparing their reddit karma

[neat moat]

first mistake buddy this is stink who youre talking to lmfao

[toxic relic]

no fucking way

[fathom igloo]

Hi

[plush cobalt]

Real

I was in shock and awe

[toxic relic]

yeah i thought i came across as a guy that doesnt use instagram but he was oblivious it seems

[frail shadow]

what’s wrong with instagram

[harsh vault]

Instagram ew

[lunar monolith]

describing your interests is rizz

[harsh vault]

degenerate reels

[tender igloo]

nothing but when you make it your life i dont like that

[toxic relic]

"i should win this trivia, i have 3000 reddit karma"

[plush cobalt]

Actually real

[neat moat]

its my racism app thats what

[frail shadow]

there IS a lot of racism

[tender igloo]

im personally not attracted to that , people can do whatever just not what i lookf for

[harsh vault]

i technically rizzed up someone in tarkov today and it worked

[toxic relic]

what does rizz mean

[lunar monolith]

rizz them then betray them?

[frail shadow]

it’s street for charisma

[plush cobalt]

Woo

[tender igloo]

that one cracker

[toxic relic]

oh

i see

[frail shadow]

i speak street so i know these things

[tender igloo]

with peanutbutter

[neat moat]

its something you lack

[harsh vault]

i didnt betray them, i gave them the dorms special

[plush cobalt]

As a noun it's charisma but as a verb it's effectively woo

[toxic relic]

i have a long term partner, what do you have

[fathom igloo]

Woohoo 🚫

[frail shadow]

fins

[plush cobalt]

Fish food

[frail shadow]

gills

[plush cobalt]

Whoa keep it PG

[toxic relic]

woohoo?

how is that salacious?

[harsh vault]

omar isnt PG

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-game-over-death-heart-shattered-gif-10374471

[tender igloo]

wtf is that word lmao

[plush cobalt]

This post made by real Sims fans

[fathom igloo]

Dag Dag

[toxic relic]

sexual

[plush cobalt]

Yeah you better run

[lunar monolith]

how long is long term

[fathom igloo]

Hooba noobie

[frail shadow]

he and i are in a committed relationship

[plush cobalt]

In this Society? 3 days 😂🤣

[lunar monolith]

pretty much

[toxic relic]

almost 5 years

[frail shadow]

we’ve been together so long now

[fathom igloo]

This was supposed to be a reply to Omar lmfao

[neat moat]

thats longer than some marriages

[lunar monolith]

u guys long distance or\

[toxic relic]

no

we live together

[lunar monolith]

nice

[plush cobalt]

I choose to believe you were just saying that

[toxic relic]

gross

[harsh vault]

@neat moat have you rizzed up anyone

[lunar monolith]

100%

he is fish

[plush cobalt]

Fish rizz

[frail shadow]

WHAT

[neat moat]

whats wrong with committed relationships

[lilac quarry]

fizz

[plush cobalt]

Lame

[toxic relic]

i meant with castle

[plush cobalt]

Buzz

[harsh vault]

have YOU rizzed up anyone?

[frail shadow]

dude men are attracted to me okay

and women

[toxic relic]

im not

[frail shadow]

and fish

[plush cobalt]

Only dude men?

[toxic relic]

you're too young

[lilac quarry]

[neat moat]

yes but unfortunately I am a little too much maintenance for most it seems

[lunar monolith]

yeah but not anymore

[neat moat]

pissies me off ngl

[frail shadow]

shut

[toxic relic]

dude men

is that the opposite of femme

i dont like that

[harsh vault]

why not anymore

[plush cobalt]

Ghoti says “I'm high maintenance hehe” but they don't know that means they're gonna have to clean out his life-sized fish tank

[neat moat]

what even is a man

idk anymore

[fathom igloo]

I think they cancel each other out

[lunar monolith]

peace alone

[harsh vault]

damn

[toxic relic]

a chicken with its feathers plucked

[frail shadow]

naked owl

[tender igloo]

dog of man

[neat moat]

you have to clean my tank twice a week is ALL I ASK

[fathom igloo]

It’s not self cleaning?

[neat moat]

no you have to clean tanks

[frail shadow]

i can be one of those fishes that clean the tank

for you

[fathom igloo]

I expected more from Omar

[plush cobalt]

I will never be this down bad

[fathom igloo]

Self cleaning tanks

[lunar monolith]

the fish deserves the best treatment

[frail shadow]

the ones that slurp on the wall

[toxic relic]

filter fish

[frail shadow]

you do not understand love

[lilac quarry]

fish blender

[tender igloo]

lol

[lunar monolith]

D:

[tender igloo]

LOL

[neat moat]

what did ghoti do to deserve this slander

[toxic relic]

blender

i hardly

[lilac quarry]

who are you again

[polar kernel]

what

[frail shadow]

he hardly

[fathom igloo]

They played backup Nemo in finding Dory

[frail shadow]

you had that on standby

[lunar monolith]

enclave so fricken tuff

[toxic relic]

oh no

not another one

[frail shadow]

they’re fascists

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

[frail shadow]

they do look cool

[karmic jetty]

theyre pog

love the brutalist structures

[fathom igloo]

Guys when can I stop using a night guard

[lunar monolith]

i found the armor in fallout 4 and went crazy

[fathom igloo]

My teeth are tired

[plush cobalt]

Idk when you feel safe in your neighborhood I guess

[frail shadow]

what are you censoring

do share

[neat moat]

corn

[toxic relic]

art

[frail shadow]

oh , , ,

[fathom igloo]

No, I have to know all the juicy gossip

[plush cobalt]

The screenshots folder is just 2,555 copies of that one image

[frail shadow]

the poop train

[neat moat]

Omar youre killing me

[fathom igloo]

Rookie numbers

[toxic relic]

you downloaded the magnetic vector image

pfft

[neat moat]

shut up

its funny ok

[fathom igloo]

How can we shut up if you expect us to laugh

[tender igloo]

you did bad censoring

[fathom igloo]

I don’t like noiseless laughs

[neat moat]

inside voices

[plush cobalt]

Stifle your laughter this instant

[neat moat]

I wasn't exactly trying to hide anything

[tender igloo]

wtf is even that lol

[lunar monolith]

borderlands

[plush cobalt]

It's sent here at least once a week

[neat moat]

yeah

[tender igloo]

i have like half the server blocked lol

[plush cobalt]

Oh that's the tux version though

[fathom igloo]

Ok jadod

[plush cobalt]

From poop toilet luxury discussion

[neat moat]

Indeed it is

[frail shadow]

why

[plush cobalt]

Wow that was today

I've been awake for too long gn chat

[neat moat]

am I blocked?

[toxic relic]

do you know about the right hand grip rule

[neat moat]

the what

[toxic relic]

right hand grip rule

[neat moat]

the what

[lilac quarry]

the WHAT

[toxic relic]

maxwells right hand grip rule

[tender igloo]

woat

[lilac quarry]

fuck maxwell

left me in the woods

stupid portal

[toxic relic]

its a mnemonic in electromagnetism

[tender igloo]

whos maxwell

[lunar monolith]

you guys dont know maxwells right hand grip rule?

[lilac quarry]

"WHOS JESSICA"

maxwell fucking sucks

[tender igloo]

whos maxwell

[toxic relic]

ghoti knows about flemings left hand rule

[neat moat]

Id have a family and have 3 generations die before stink explains what the right hand rule is

[lilac quarry]

dumbass left me in the woods to starve

[toxic relic]

what about maxwell

[tender igloo]

WHO is maxwell?

[fathom igloo]

Maxwell house

[lilac quarry]

he unleashed the shadow-monster-man

[lilac quarry]

really hit em with the garalina they say hook line 'n sinker

[rose kestrel]

Maxwell is the spinning black cat

[lilac quarry]

ok bro wtf

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[lilac quarry]

the turbo turnstyle

[toxic relic]

its a real thing

[fathom igloo]

No one has answered puppers

[tender igloo]

[toxic relic]

bro didnt take physics

[fathom igloo]

Beat them up

[rose kestrel]

you mean Maxwell

[tender igloo]

we are not doing this lol

[neat moat]

how Is max?

[tender igloo]

thers already jessica

[lilac quarry]

what do you mean

maxwell

[toxic relic]

its also called amperes right hand grip rule

[lilac quarry]

the tall guy in the nice suit with the spindly jet-black hands who stranded me in the woods that one time

[toxic relic]

that should help

[fathom igloo]

Don’t let them ignore you, demand answers every 5 seconds until they tell you 😈

[lunar monolith]

had it coming

[neat moat]

optimal jork technique

[fathom igloo]

And then beat them up

[tender igloo]

i already forgot in like 3

[brazen lantern]

Hey who wants a cool book reccomendation

[tender igloo]

[quasi sequoia]

who wants to buy the game for me and ill give him something😉

[toxic relic]

its to determine the direction of a circular magnetic field

[lunar monolith]

i love books sir please do go on

[fathom igloo]

“Him”

[toxic relic]

its called ampere/maxwell's right hand grip rule after the dude that coined it

[brazen lantern]

https://fuel-design.com/publishing/soviet-asia/
book

[lilac quarry]

maxwell would probably join you

[neat moat]

GodHe won't shut up about the stupid rule

[fathom igloo]

Oh why the winking face

[toxic relic]

im trying to explain

so puppers isnt confused

[lilac quarry]

can't be helped

[lunar monolith]

thanks, ill check it out!

[lilac quarry]

you're trying and I respect that but

it won't work

it's all the benedryl

[quasi sequoia]

where he is

[lunar monolith]

40 Benadryl's

[lilac quarry]

@tender igloo can help you

[rose kestrel]

something? What does that mean?

[fathom igloo]

@plush cobalt right here

[toxic relic]

theres another rule too

called maxwell corkscrew rule

😄

[quasi sequoia]

somthing you would like

[lunar monolith]

do you have a diagram of that one

[toxic relic]

yessir

[lilac quarry]

first things first FUCK bernoulli

[neat moat]

send dued. Theres too many of them

[lunar monolith]

just sending your homework or what

[toxic relic]

im a 40 yo man

i do not have hw

[rose kestrel]

build 43 update?

[lunar monolith]

my bad my bad

[lilac quarry]

yeah how dare you

[lunar monolith]

my bad unc

[lilac quarry]

unc

I'm 5

[brazen lantern]

You can still have homework

I give my friends homework to do

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-hyuns-dojo-bog-low-tier-god-gif-17621293082832592536

[lunar monolith]

do i want to know what a bog is

[tender igloo]

whos maxwell corksckew?!@

[toxic relic]

same guy

[rose kestrel]

mods kiss them goodnight

[tender igloo]

screw'

[toxic relic]

maxwell is ampere

[brazen lantern]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dont-starve-game/images/8/8e/Latest.png/revision/latest?cb=20230813215739

[lilac quarry]

thank you

finally someone gets it smh

what a prick he is

[neat moat]

dude in his little cuck chair

[brazen lantern]

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/portrait-close-shot-asian-old-600nw-1925500484.jpg

[spiral condor]

why are youtube ads so fucked

[neat moat]

oh that's by design

[spiral condor]

no i legit have an ad thats gooner bait

[rose kestrel]

Youtube is in an arms race to stand out when nearly everyone who sees the ads will be brain rotten and desensitized

[brazen lantern]

goon goes in, goon goes out

[spiral condor]

if i had image perms in general i would legit fucking show you guy

[neat moat]

no

dont do that

[spiral condor]

IVE GOTTEN ADS WITH THE FUCKING TERM "BOOBTASTIC" in it

WHY

[lunar monolith]

image perms revoked

[brazen lantern]

https://media.istockphoto.com/id/482725329/photo/senior-man-using-mobile.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=SSwiI9Ztq4zYt7pHpW6ZBwAV-qU_Wz1obESt5kHKrgM=

[spiral condor]

image perms at level 10

im level 5

wait

[spiral condor]

yeah

level 5

[lunar monolith]

damn how long does that take

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Clerk_Maxwell#Electromagnetism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ambrose_Fleming

old people jumpscare

[tender igloo]

this hurts

[rose kestrel]

you have to eat bigger fish to level up Agar.IO style. I would start with Ghoti

[brazen lantern]

I got a heathkit amp with vacuum tubes I need to check up on

[neat moat]

oh god

[toxic relic]

fuck fleming though

[neat moat]

the smell

[toxic relic]

dude was a creationist

even though he studied physics lmao

weird

[tender igloo]

did he make the tapes?!

[toxic relic]

the tapes

[neat moat]

a lot of engineers tend to be creationists

[brazen lantern]

I think you can believe in physics and creationism

[toxic relic]

idk how

[brazen lantern]

Not mutally exclusive

[neat moat]

thats what happens when youre told youre smart but dont need an actual understanding on how shit works

[brazen lantern]

The Venn diagram overlap is tiny

[neat moat]

you can absolutely

[toxic relic]

no p word i guess but yw for the context puppers

[neat moat]

but not like astrophysics

[brazen lantern]

uh

gamer

I believe this gentleman is from the 1800s

[toxic relic]

astrophysics is so goofy

[toxic relic]

im aware

[neat moat]

what

what did I say

[spiral condor]

youtube will delete someones channel over a mic being knocked over then show ads with the word boobtastic in it

[brazen lantern]

in the 1800s early 1900s

[toxic relic]

you can do astrophysics

[lilac quarry]

this dudes about to take out youtube

[toxic relic]

astronomy was a thing before the 21st century

[brazen lantern]

would you like another chinese uncle picture

[rose kestrel]

boobtastic is the study of boobphysics thats why

[brazen lantern]

But not astrophysics

[neat moat]

I mean modern astrophysics. Everything ties back to thr big bang too much it seems

[toxic relic]

too much

[brazen lantern]

The bang bang

[toxic relic]

i believe big bang is a korean music group

[neat moat]

im going to keel you both

[brazen lantern]

I lived

[toxic relic]

krill me

🦐

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/fingerbang-bang-kyle-broflovski-stan-marsh-eric-cartman-kyle-mccormick-gif-19489749

[toxic relic]

is that bigbang

[karmic jetty]

my south park watching journey is coming to an end

im in s26

[toxic relic]

im glad

[karmic jetty]

new season later this year tho

[toxic relic]

now you can stop referencing it

[rose kestrel]

Th Big Bang Theory is a TV show I believe

[karmic jetty]

nu uh

[neat moat]

zo arent you basically an unc at this point

[lilac quarry]

now you can grow as a person

[karmic jetty]

[lilac quarry]

pay what you owe

[brazen lantern]

pay the toll

[karmic jetty]

u owe me

[lilac quarry]

20k

[bronze moat]

Who me?!?

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-hehe-creepy-lizard-laughing-lizard-biawak-gif-5464751

[lilac quarry]

you made the noise

[toxic relic]

whats wrong with farting on mic

[karmic jetty]

YOU MADE THE NOISEEE

[neat moat]

stink you can keep you and your kinks to yourself thank you

[toxic relic]

is farting on mic worse than throwing up on mic

[neat moat]

yes

[bronze moat]

Mike enjoys farts. Don’t judge him

[tender igloo]

farts will never not be funny

[karmic jetty]

what if its a wet fart

[sacred schooner]

one makes for a good soundboard sound, the other kills the mic

[toxic relic]

i dont

[rose kestrel]

hence thy name?

[lilac quarry]

who's mike

[karmic jetty]

mike deez

[toxic relic]

whose mike

[neat moat]

Mike hawk

[bronze moat]

Well, since we’re on the topic of flatulence, there’s literally fart jokes from thousands of years ago. Humans have never not found farting to be funny.

[lilac quarry]

@tender igloo who's mike

mike hunt

[neat moat]

Mike hawk

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-gif-18750731

[harsh vault]

ew

[toxic relic]

jackass had a bit where steve o drank sweat and lance bangs threw up on his camera mic

[sacred schooner]

she asked

I delivered

[brazen lantern]

stop the sexual harrassment
https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/asian-old-man-wear-white-260nw-1612716667.jpg

[toxic relic]

would you drink sweat

for bragging rights

[neat moat]

[rose kestrel]

now what is a shart?

[toxic relic]

i think i would

if someone dared me to

[sacred schooner]

shart of the deal

[toxic relic]

[sacred schooner]

as echo would say

[rose kestrel]

shart tank

[bronze moat]

The world oldest fart joke that we’ve confirmed actually comes from ancient Sumerian texts

[brazen lantern]

This timeblock is not "shart talk" that's in 3 hrs

[neat moat]

Dave will never know

Shark tank but we put the plurocrats in actual shark tanks

[bronze moat]

I know all thimgs. And the things I currently do not know, will eventually be absorbed

[sacred schooner]

imagine if instead of the low quality copper tablet it was a fart joke

oldest text found to be a troll

[bronze moat]

I don’t remember what the text was on, it may have been a stone tablet, but it’s something about a young woman farting on her dad.

Oldest known fart joke

Some of the ancient tax that I really enjoy is stop like the Chinese emperor that wrote a poem about his cat

[sacred schooner]

man of culture

[toxic relic]

hilarious

[tender igloo]

mike hawk

[rose kestrel]

imagine Sumerians doxing each other with stone tablets

[lilac quarry]

ok

[tender igloo]

who are you talkingot

[sacred schooner]

mike duh

[lilac quarry]

[toxic relic]

mike hawk and hugh janus live together

[neat moat]

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial. A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

[tender igloo]

i wish i was a baloon

[toxic relic]

mike hawk and hugh janus have a lot of inside jokes

[tender igloo]

ballonn

[toxic relic]

why

balloon

[neat moat]

id pop you

[sacred schooner]

ayo

[neat moat]

..... in the most wholesome way possible

[sacred schooner]

may I suggest the 50 BMG

[toxic relic]

how does one misspell balloon

twice

[sacred schooner]

by saying it in french

ballon

[brazen lantern]

balon wonderworld

[toxic relic]

ballon deez

[lost saffron]

no

[lost saffron]

i will not

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/torsion-gif-16742133732546221725

[brazen lantern]

I havent seen nasko in chat in a while

posting feet like he does

[toxic relic]

i often think about testicular torsion

i have a real fear of waking up to a dead ball

[neat moat]

if rather forget

[lost saffron]

i wonder why

[brazen lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-wizard-gang-spell-peace-gif-7333931153151393316

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[lost saffron]

bro would be spammed with when b42 mp constantly kek

[toxic relic]

have you experienced testicular torsion

[neat moat]

yes

[toxic relic]

yeesh

[neat moat]

?????

😭

[toxic relic]

you should use the right hand grip

[sacred schooner]

oh he's still there

[neat moat]

oh shut it

[toxic relic]

lmao

[sacred schooner]

oh suck it

[lost saffron]

i’ll grip you

[toxic relic]

you missed the electromagnetism talk mr beans

[toxic relic]

it made me cringe is all

cringe out of empathy

[lost saffron]

really?

[toxic relic]

yes

[lost saffron]

i love electromagnetism

[neat moat]

you did

[lost saffron]

FUCK

[toxic relic]

sorry dude

[neat moat]

do you like coil guns

[lost saffron]

literally 1984

[toxic relic]

its over

[lost saffron]

nah railgun better

[neat moat]

impractical

[lost saffron]

fuck coilgun

they suck!!!

[brazen lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/sorcery-gif-3544945

[neat moat]

I've recently heard about slag guns and can't get enough

[lost saffron]

me when i get you

[neat moat]

such an interesting concept

[brazen lantern]

literally shooting slag?

That seems unreliable

[neat moat]

yeah, molten metal

[brazen lantern]

Slag isnt molten metal

It's oxodized waste

[lost saffron]

slag isn’t molten metal

[rose kestrel]

cast crumbs on your bed sheets

[neat moat]

stink back me up

[toxic relic]

you're wrong

sorry bud

[brazen lantern]

https://weldguru.com/wp-content/uploads/slag-peeling-from-stick-weld-smaw.jpg
slag is that chippy thing peeling up

[neat moat]

shooting molten metal at you rn

[brazen lantern]

Slag.png

[rose kestrel]

slag is a british slang word

[brazen lantern]

yeah thats what we are talking about

britan or something

[toxic relic]

https://youtu.be/5CRIC3Yona4

[brazen lantern]

That's an interesting way to do it

[toxic relic]

apparently theyre common in industrial limestone forging

[lost saffron]

your hearing loss is not workplace related

[brazen lantern]

Yeah anywhere that its too hot and slag doesnt rise to the top of anything

13000 rpm grinder will help your disability claims

[neat moat]

nah nah

more like this

https://youtube.com/shorts/kM6UKF6RzeA?si=n25W6YmKqvEICEHp

excuse the stort but

its all I could fine rn

lazy

[brazen lantern]

superheated gauss rifles :)

[neat moat]

pretty much

[toxic relic]

slag isnt molten metal though

[brazen lantern]

I believe the navy was working on something

[toxic relic]

misinformation

[neat moat]

They called it that in the movie so

what would you call it?

Molt launcher?

[tender igloo]

lol

[toxic relic]

you believe a movie over an expert

[tender igloo]

the molten metal launcher

[brazen lantern]

Nothing that isnt as short and snappy as "slag gun"

[toxic relic]

molt launcher

[neat moat]

no like, thats what they called it in the movie

[brazen lantern]

Calling it anything correct is wordier

[toxic relic]

sounds goofy

[neat moat]

it does

[toxic relic]

slag gun is also goofy though

considering its a slang term for...

[stuck zealot]

Hello, good evening. Sorry for the inconvenience. Can anyone here create mods for the game?

[toxic relic]

promiscuous

[toxic relic]

#mod_development

[neat moat]

So I sent the wrong video but the interesting quirk of this type of weapon is its very effective against light targets but doesn't penetrate armor. So it would be good on things like spaceships

now is it better then conventional firearms in a normal setting? Probably not

bit it has its place

[brazen lantern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2QqOvFMG_A

:)

[neat moat]

and idk the ammunition might be easier to make

[tender igloo]

i want a railgun

[brazen lantern]

Me too

[neat moat]

why are railguns so good again? Are they faster than a bullet basically?

[toxic relic]

hahah rail

[brazen lantern]

The mass / acceleration / payload / no gunpowder

very neat

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-simmons-enemy-enemyscrotum-john-turturro-gif-24958427

[naive flicker]

Yooo wtf

Which engine was it again? You told me about it some time ago

[harsh vault]

hai crusader

[brazen lantern]

also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwHRjgVWFno

[toxic relic]

the bayverse is so fucking lame

dude you have no idea

[brazen lantern]

movies made to sell suck

[toxic relic]

real

[naive flicker]

Yo

[toxic relic]

theyre very popular with people

thats all ill say

[harsh vault]

how are you

[brazen lantern]

https://letterboxd.com/whitewolf/list/films-with-dirty-crack-house-vibes/

not removing the embed

critical information

[toxic relic]

letterboxd

peak

[brazen lantern]

Ratatoing???

[toxic relic]

DUDE planet 51

the main alien guy and astronaut had some homoerotic undertext

i kept expecting them to kiss or smth

[brazen lantern]

you ever watch golden compass?

[toxic relic]

nah

[brazen lantern]

Its like a "kids" movie preteenish or so

but theres a critical plot point that one of the kids ||cuts off a finger to "own" the magic sharp knife||

I feel like they would not keep that in the movie but who knows never seen it

[toxic relic]

pfft

damn that letterboxd list is accurate

[brazen lantern]

Yeah its a good one

[naive flicker]

Pretty okay I'd say

[neat moat]

stink do you think a railgun would absolutely obliterate a dragon? Dnd dragon no gimmicks

[toxic relic]

let me think about it

[brazen lantern]

This one? Yes

[harsh vault]

thas gud

[smoky marsh]

was general always spelt like that

[brazen lantern]

yeah

[smoky marsh]

oh

i never payed enough attention

[brazen lantern]

brb going to learn all of astrophysics and the laws of thermo-dynamics

[topaz lily]

Movie and game producers trying it's best not to make dumb shit decision and ruin the entire franchise challenge

(impossible)

[toxic relic]

i dont think it could obliterate it but the piercing/bleeding damage would be very effective

if we use an adult red dragon as the hypothetical

[neat moat]

Yes

Im not sure, imagine the internal organ damage and shock

[toxic relic]

true

[neat moat]

I dont even know how much newtons it would carry

[toxic relic]

adult red dragons have 19 natural armour and 256 hit points

the fire damage is negated

[neat moat]

How do we transelate that to real life?

[brazen lantern]

mass x acceleration

[toxic relic]

erhhhhh, like a really strong bp vest + built like a tank

[neat moat]

I was thinking more shock wave damage but true

[toxic relic]

im aware yeah

a few good shots could take one down

[neat moat]

Idk I think it melts through tank armor

[topaz lily]

The railgun we have (US Navy Railgun) which costs 500M$ can 100% vaporize a adult red dragon

[neat moat]

True

[toxic relic]

yeah but a tank is metal

reacts differently

[topaz lily]

Those scales are not blocking anything

[toxic relic]

i see

yeah i agree

i still would be hesitant to say obliterate/vaporize, but i can get behind "effective"

[topaz lily]

We're talking about 8270 feet per second with a power of 1064 megajoules

[polar kernel]

moving mass at an insane speed with magnets will never not be the coolest thing the navy has done

ive actually got to see those railguns irl

[toxic relic]

what were they shooting