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vivid kettle
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into your face

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o

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to

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'revererse ageing'

toxic relic
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the supermarket chant

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we're a big team and we should all work overtime for free because that keeps the team going

plush cobalt
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I pledge allegiance to the Amazon

vivid kettle
neat moat
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abusive families exist

vivid kettle
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like they just buy

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baby foreskin

toxic relic
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supermarket chants do seem so similar to pledging allegiance to a flag

neat moat
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and if a company was more like a family I don't think it would be in a corporate setting, at all

frail shadow
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why do you keep going on about foreskin

toxic relic
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which is also weird

vivid kettle
plush cobalt
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I never did the pledge of allegiance growing up

vivid kettle
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you whould understnad

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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That's how I became so awesome

toxic relic
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i never had to do any pledge

vivid kettle
toxic relic
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one upped again

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thats illegal

plush cobalt
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Is it a one-up

toxic relic
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you're legally allowed to not stand

vivid kettle
toxic relic
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any backlash to that is written in law to be illegal

vivid kettle
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what legal action was i going to take

neat moat
bronze moat
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Coca cola makes around $10 BILLION a year. So in the last 10 years, around $100 BILLION in NET profits.

They also own most water rights in South Africa.

Nah. They are not motivated by profits! Pssssst! And Paaashawww!

toxic relic
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most other countries dont have any pledges my guy

plush cobalt
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It's illegal in New Zealand to not pledge allegiance to the US flag

vivid kettle
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weird

plush cobalt
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Also yeah the pledge is absurd

vivid kettle
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guys

toxic relic
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real

plush cobalt
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It's unreal that so many people think that's normal

vivid kettle
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SELL YOUR FUCKING SOUL TO MURICA FOR FREEDOM!!1

bronze moat
vivid kettle
toxic relic
neat moat
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As far as I know unless you have a medical condition companies can force you to stand while youre working

plush cobalt
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Is one nation under God still part of the pledge

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Always thought that part was the wildest

toxic relic
neat moat
vivid kettle
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'i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of American 1 nation under god'

bronze moat
neat moat
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I mean they could make up a bs excuse I guess

thin wedge
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lemon pledge

vivid kettle
plush cobalt
plush cobalt
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Hearing that every day, I don't think anyone who went to school would fail to recite it

toxic relic
plush cobalt
toxic relic
plush cobalt
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I guess I was wrong

vivid kettle
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YAYYY

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LETS GOO

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im being sent to a black site arent i

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:(

plush cobalt
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“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands: one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all”

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Lame lyrics tbh

vivid kettle
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i allways thought it was invisable

toxic relic
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one nation under god

vivid kettle
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and i was so confused

onyx igloo
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i never had to pledge allegiance

plush cobalt
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“Secular” government btw

onyx igloo
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im homeschooled

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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is that part of his magic

vivid kettle
toxic relic
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what level wizard is he

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and what class

plush cobalt
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Yeah that's why America always wins

vivid kettle
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haha

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im so funny

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im dead inside.

toxic relic
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must be a necromancer

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theyre op

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wait thats unintentionally funny

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didnt god resurrect

plush cobalt
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I thought that was the intent lol

vivid kettle
toxic relic
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it wasnt haha

plush cobalt
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Jesus is a thrall

toxic relic
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real

vivid kettle
vivid kettle
toxic relic
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so god is a vampire too?

spiral hornet
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did they add npcs yet

vivid kettle
toxic relic
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true

vivid kettle
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AND IF HE IS REAL

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HE WILL STRIKE ME DOWN

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see

frail shadow
vivid kettle
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a bitch

toxic relic
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not people

plush cobalt
vivid kettle
spiral hornet
toxic relic
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how about you try my guy

frail shadow
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americans have lost favour

toxic relic
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make non shitty human npcs

spiral hornet
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maybe in the next 10 years the game will be released

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fully

plush cobalt
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We don't care

toxic relic
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i think human npcs go against the games pathos

onyx igloo
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rosemary is a very good seasoning

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i like rosemary it smell good

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sage too

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smelly goody

neat moat
toxic relic
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if they add humans i predict itll be a lot like cdda

plush cobalt
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They intend to add humans

toxic relic
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i wont like it

frail shadow
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i hope they don’t add npcs at all

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it’s so much better knowing you’re completely alone

neat moat
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they're gonna

plush cobalt
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My hopes are tempered

toxic relic
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hopefully its a sandbox setting for no human

plush cobalt
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It's a sandbox game

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Of course there will be

toxic relic
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nice

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im ok with animals

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i think thats fun

neat moat
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I hope the human npcs can be interesting at least. I hate quest systems

toxic relic
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non human animals

neat moat
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its wayy to artifical

plush cobalt
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I'm looking forward to them bc the behavior system that's been described in blogs and interviews seems interesting

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And pretty extensible

toxic relic
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"ill be your companion if you forage 60 lemongrass"

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cdda smoke

onyx igloo
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i tried to free all the animals in those trailers

neat moat
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pft

toxic relic
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i hate cdda npcs

onyx igloo
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i want pet bird in broject bomboid

toxic relic
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i just grab them as shields

neat moat
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I hope they eventually fix traps. Id love to have an engineer run that only uses gizmos

toxic relic
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everyone needs a molotov guy

rose kestrel
bronze moat
neat moat
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nah I mean like better smoke bombs, pipe bombs that work in mp. Maybe electric wire. Idk things uou can think outside the box with

plush cobalt
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I forget sometimes that not everyone religiously consumes PZ blogs

white obsidian
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I once did

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I have since moved special interests

neat moat
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why would I? Flash hope?

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false*

onyx igloo
plush cobalt
onyx igloo
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weeeee

plush cobalt
icy vigil
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Thurzoids are propaganda mason, never forget that

neat moat
white obsidian
neat moat
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let chat gbt sumerize it

spiral hornet
icy vigil
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Interesting name

plush cobalt
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If I had money and resources I, too, would work on the thing that I want

white obsidian
onyx igloo
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jarvis tickle his neck

rose kestrel
onyx igloo
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if i had money i would buy car

white obsidian
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Jarvis give him a lil kiss onhis cheek

white obsidian
neat moat
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Jarvis, pack his lunch and tell him I love them

plush cobalt
white obsidian
plush cobalt
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Blue

white obsidian
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When blue cant even say

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My name

onyx igloo
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uncertain..?

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texas..?

plush cobalt
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According to the 2010 census, the city might have had a population?

neat moat
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might

white obsidian
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People may have lived there

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Theyre uncertain

toxic relic
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i think they mean uncertain as in, not 100% accurate

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or reviewed

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it is funny to misinterpret results

karmic jetty
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heh uncertain

toxic relic
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zee knows the population of where you live

karmic jetty
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"hey ur mayor now how do u wanna name then place"
"...uncertain"

toxic relic
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zee watched them all

plush cobalt
white obsidian
karmic jetty
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✋ otag 🤚

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we should rename all cities

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is time for a rebrand

neat moat
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a town may or may not exist there

toxic relic
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to?

karmic jetty
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we know we all need it

ruby river
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are you sure?

toxic relic
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rename them to what

karmic jetty
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first we must rename all places with 'new' in them

white obsidian
neat moat
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new new york

white obsidian
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New new york

karmic jetty
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we all know its bs and theyre all NOT new

white obsidian
karmic jetty
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sumthins gotta change brudda

plush cobalt
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Wikipedia says the original residents put “uncertain” on an application form bc the name was undecided. This has no citation though

neat moat
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pft

white obsidian
toxic relic
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hypocritical spolight from ghoti

plush cobalt
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“Didn't spell it tight”

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🧐

white obsidian
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LOL

karmic jetty
neat moat
unreal bane
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Spell it tight.

neat moat
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oh not you too

karmic jetty
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et tu hana

neat moat
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like fucking vultures you lot

karmic jetty
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forgive ghoti for he does not know land lexicon

white obsidian
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Ghoti

karmic jetty
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log

white obsidian
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Im sorry i didnt spell it tight

neat moat
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log10

white obsidian
plush cobalt
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ln

toxic relic
white obsidian
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What

neat moat
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its calc

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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lmao

white obsidian
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Calc is for nerds (i do it for a living)

toxic relic
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common log is peak

karmic jetty
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calc is good for ur bones

toxic relic
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common log vs natural log

plush cobalt
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Decimal enjoyer

toxic relic
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who would win

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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Hate is strong

neat moat
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why

plush cobalt
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What inspires it

white obsidian
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My buddy studied calculus once and I heard math professors beat him to death with numbers or something IDK

toxic relic
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many things

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i just dont like

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base10

neat moat
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what would you prefer

plush cobalt
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Why do you like common log if you hate base 10

toxic relic
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history

plush cobalt
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Hmm

cosmic basin
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why are there helicopter noises and why are there angry zombie sounds everywhere-????
It left for a while and then it cane back-!!!

toxic relic
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maybe base 8

neat moat
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bro can't make up his mind

neat moat
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ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE

toxic relic
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yeah why not

harsh vault
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what are yall talking about

plush cobalt
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Binary as a daily driver is wild

white obsidian
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I like pi cause if you take out all the letters and replace them with different letters it spells my name

plush cobalt
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Hexadecimal is reasonable

white obsidian
harsh vault
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booo

toxic relic
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what about base 12

plush cobalt
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I can get behind base 12

toxic relic
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my point is use different bases for different things

neat moat
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What base are roman numbers even in

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They dont even have a base I bet

plush cobalt
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Pretty sure there are languages with native base 12 systems based on knuckles* rather than fingers

toxic relic
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its not a radix system

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sorry

neat moat
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barbarians

neat moat
plush cobalt
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There's multiple iirc

toxic relic
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ah what

plush cobalt
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Oh was abrahamic intended

toxic relic
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arabic numerals are the basis of base 10

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this reminds me of the "should we teach arabic numerals to kids in school" joke

plush cobalt
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I think about that fairly often

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I think about the survey

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Obv it's more about ignorance (of what that is) than anything but still

toxic relic
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its fucking hilarious in a dark and tragic way

plush cobalt
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Yeah fr

neat moat
toxic relic
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abrahamic was intended

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huh

white obsidian
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i think this is the lamest conversation

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i have ever read

toxic relic
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duodecimal was abrahamic?

plush cobalt
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Thank you for sharing

toxic relic
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do you have a source on that

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do you know what else is duodecimal

dim cloak
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what the... Duo added basic essays apparently?

Screenshot_20250604_215402_Duolingo.jpg
toxic relic
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imperial units

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america YOU

plush cobalt
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If Duolingo's servers were to spontaneously combust right now I would sleep like a baby

dim cloak
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but the Owl would still be out there...

plush cobalt
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The owl is transitioning to “AI first” and saying fuck workers

dim cloak
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Waiting for me to lose my streak...

plush cobalt
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The owl can go fuck itself

dim cloak
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i can see that

toxic relic
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i hated duolingo before it was cool

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because i knew it didnt teach language fluency properly

plush cobalt
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I've always not been a fan too

dim cloak
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tbh i just wanna reach 365 day streak and then i'm done

toxic relic
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theres no shortcut to learning a language

plush cobalt
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It's a game before anything else

toxic relic
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indeed

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gamification

dim cloak
toxic relic
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the effects of gamification

dim cloak
neat moat
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Ok so it wasn't aberhamic is was the Babylonians

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my bad

toxic relic
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appreciate the correction

plush cobalt
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There are better options for basics imo. Idk if it's still the case but for courses other than their “flagship” ones it was just ass

dim cloak
steady gazelle
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I just woke up from a nightmare tired

toxic relic
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also thats wrong

plush cobalt
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The Korean one was absolute garbage when I looked at it

toxic relic
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babylonian numerals use base 10 and base 60

dim cloak
neat moat
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well they counted on their fingers to 12 so

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idk

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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ah different thing

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not a numeral system

neat moat
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ah right

dim cloak
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i've used other language learning supplemental games tho

plush cobalt
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Supplemental is the keyword more people need

karmic jetty
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i take daily supplements

toxic relic
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no

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i dont think i will

dim cloak
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like a game that uses rpg maker to "fight" kanji and romanji "enemies" to try and help you remember which is which

onyx igloo
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i have an announcement

plush cobalt
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That's cute

dim cloak
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It's called Learn Japanese to Survive

karmic jetty
onyx igloo
toxic relic
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i knew it

stone meadow
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dont let the goverment blindfold you

dim cloak
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lilac quarry
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don't believe

plush cobalt
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I think those sorts of things can be nice learning tools for beginners for sure. I'm anti-Duolingo in principle but if you're just using it to learn an alphabet I guess I won't condemn you to the time dilation chamber

plush cobalt
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And that's how we got base 10

karmic jetty
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makin my own language

lilac quarry
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is japanese even real

toxic relic
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is a thumb not a finger

stone meadow
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no youre wromg

neat moat
stone meadow
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they had 12 fingers and 2 thumbs

plush cobalt
stone meadow
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history just covered it up

plush cobalt
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The recent thing is just the most recent flavor of ass

toxic relic
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nothing is real unless i see it

stone meadow
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wait no that makes 14

dim cloak
onyx igloo
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am i real

neat moat
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damn, what other language apps would your recomend?

plush cobalt
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Depends on the language

pale berry
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If mods are lurking what's your opinion on bread

plush cobalt
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I'd recommend not relying on any one tool

neat moat
dim cloak
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Aan hilei Imperia

toxic relic
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holy shit

karmic jetty
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letters sicken me

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we should speak in 1s and 0s

dim cloak
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Imperia struu-aan k'Enela

onyx igloo
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where is the holy shit

toxic relic
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in the sewer system

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i dropped a deuce a few hours ago that was blessed by satan himself

karmic jetty
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does the pope drop holy sht

neat moat
dim cloak
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Btw that was Imperian, a language I made for my mod for EU4

plush cobalt
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Does the pope shit in the woods

karmic jetty
loud pumice
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For the emperor as they say

dim cloak
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It has its own rules too

onyx igloo
plush cobalt
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I recall asking about the theoretical relationships of Imperian

dim cloak
toxic relic
plush cobalt
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I definitely see Latin influences

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Which I think I pointed out before

dim cloak
loud pumice
toxic relic
loud pumice
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MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN MASOOON!!

toxic relic
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spess borgs speak in binary

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actually trinary in paradise

karmic jetty
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spess

plush cobalt
loud pumice
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Zee schedule tomorrow

plush cobalt
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Maybe an additional bit for a punctuation set instead of ASCII

dim cloak
toxic relic
neat moat
loud pumice
plush cobalt
onyx igloo
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how about we just speak in B's and L's

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blblbl

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blbl

dim cloak
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btw did you know you can type in sanscrit on Windows 10

plush cobalt
onyx igloo
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im gonna try to sleep

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gn

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chattio

neat moat
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gn

toxic relic
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151 40 150 141 164 145 40 171 157 165

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ez

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shrimple

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i had to do that in my head pfft

neat moat
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I fuckinf hate it here

plush cobalt
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Sleep well fish boy

toxic relic
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why

candid patio
neat moat
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Im just teasing at the quadwary text

toxic relic
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here as in discord or here in general

toxic relic
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base 8 number system

neat moat
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shit no you use 8

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so thats

toxic relic
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octal

neat moat
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octinary

toxic relic
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its octal

dim cloak
neat moat
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octinary

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binary

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but octi

toxic relic
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weird preview

plush cobalt
candid patio
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thanks i hate it

image.png
plush cobalt
neat moat
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Wait stink you like 8 a suspicious amount. Even know its octi

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you sure youre not an octopus

toxic relic
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no comment.

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im a human man

plush cobalt
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Octonerd

toxic relic
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i like breathing air

dim cloak
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(also tbh i made Imperia fairly op ingame, but I've been nerfing when I was still updating the mod)

neat moat
toxic relic
plush cobalt
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Damn so superstratum influence is unlikely then

dim cloak
plush cobalt
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Ya

toxic relic
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i actually think the number 8 is lame

plush cobalt
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Curious about areal classification to get a better idea of its theoretical development from the little I know

toxic relic
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i bet leons favourite number is 13

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or 4

candid patio
plush cobalt
neat moat
dim cloak
toxic relic
plush cobalt
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Base 64 😍

toxic relic
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sumerian and babylonian

plush cobalt
dim cloak
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kinda like Latin to Spanish, Italian, English, etc

toxic relic
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of course omar likes base64

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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probably learnt html from making webpages in the early internet days

plush cobalt
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Are the varieties still mutually intelligible?

neat moat
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somebody get me through this nightmare I cant control myself

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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i see you

dim cloak
loud pumice
toxic relic
dim cloak
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Those are both the names of the cultures and languages

plush cobalt
neat moat
plush cobalt
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I was wondering about external influences

loud pumice
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Who here plays space marines 2

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Srry, testosterone test drive 2?

dim cloak
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As it is the origin

plush cobalt
dim cloak
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all of them can understand most of the others, with the exception of things like local slang

dull timber
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What's the goal of the game ?

No offense but I always get bored and stop playing after the heli event maybe I just dont know how to progress from there

toxic relic
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there is no goal

neat moat
toxic relic
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goals are limited to your imagination

dim cloak
toxic relic
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getting bored after 7 days is wild

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you dont set up a base? farm? raise animals? raise skills? work on cars? get weapons? clear out a town?

dim cloak
toxic relic
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set up a generator and gas system? build rain barrels? read? set up a fishing spot?

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clear the furniture stores and make your base sick as hell?

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try to run into a mall and clear it? kill every zombie in a skyscraper?

dim cloak
toxic relic
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burn down rosewood?

loud pumice
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Can I like 5 clown emojis?

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That's too many

toxic relic
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i usually end my runs after a year

dim cloak
toxic relic
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if i make it that far

dim cloak
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so 5x2

toxic relic
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year seems like a good end

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drink some booze and light everything on fire

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including myself

candid patio
toxic relic
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some people like using farm mods to try and make a huge farm

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some people are now focusing on the blacksmithing system to build up an armoury

neat moat
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they need to add gophers to zomboid

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famine be upon yee

dim cloak
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some people just wanna cause chaos and make an undead army of their previous corpses

toxic relic
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i did a run where i tried to find all the new keychains

dim cloak
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Referencing this btw
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LGiO is insane. Insanely funny!

toxic relic
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i like mechanic runs too

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trying to set up a huge garage with pristine vehicles

dull timber
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Ohh I play vanilla stable version single player, maybe should try modding or multi to not get bored too fast

But can you survive indefinitely in a single save file or will you run out of resources eventually?

marsh glacier
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ive got a guns build going rn, zero melee skills to start off with

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playing with bandits so i need them guns

loud pumice
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I like how the entire community agreed that setting zombies on fire is a coward strat.

toxic relic
marsh glacier
loud pumice
toxic relic
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as for resources, that depends on your settings in sandbox

candid patio
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colonizing australia was a mistake

toxic relic
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you would not be able to survive indefinitely [technically]; you will run out of shit-unless you turn loot respawns on

young kelp
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Oh wow, I heard about Deltarune's new chapter being released today, didn't expect it to be on steam tho

image.png
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has it always been on steam?

frosty tulip
candid patio
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lol

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thanks simpsons for teaching me about that

toxic relic
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what prompted that statement, slappy

frosty tulip
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spectacular for the environment

candid patio
toxic relic
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pfft

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america has moose, has bears, has a bunch of shit

neat moat
frosty tulip
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huntsman arent that bad

toxic relic
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out of food

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out of batteries

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out of matches

neat moat
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dont thry grow back?

toxic relic
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or lighters

frosty tulip
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also ngl, I'd prefer the wildlife here in Australia compared to america

toxic relic
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do trees grow back?

dim cloak
neat moat
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and you can always forage

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yeah

dim cloak
toxic relic
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damn

neat moat
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lmao

toxic relic
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nice

neat moat
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I remember I had a huge tree infestation on a road

toxic relic
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cool

dim cloak
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very slowly but they do grow

neat moat
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ir was a pain clearing it

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yeah

toxic relic
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true, im not sure about the limitations of foraging

neat moat
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and for food you can forage and fish

neon bramble
dim cloak
toxic relic
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i change my statement then

neon bramble
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or outright burning the base down

toxic relic
#

you can stay on one save forever

neon bramble
#

foraging is nuts in b42

toxic relic
#

if you're robust enough

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yeah foraging is op

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i just dont do it much lmao

neon bramble
#

my journey for the clayening taught me to love foraging

toxic relic
#

i found 6 bags of clay in a school

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no idea why, normal loot spawns

neat moat
#

I might try solo pz again but I hate the loot in thr game. Too much of it for my like so I need to tweak the loot settings. Might get that loot decay mod too

neon bramble
#

unless it's been changed there's only a few key items you need that you can't forage sans magazines n such

heavy ivy
last spoke
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For like an art class?

toxic relic
#

ahh

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true

last spoke
#

I'unno

toxic relic
#

it was in a storage metal locker

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next to a class

neat moat
candid patio
#

HOW WAS THE CAKE?

last spoke
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WAS GOOD

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:D

neon bramble
#

baking is theraputic

neat moat
#

I woke up one day, and to my horror, my wife was a hyper realistic cake

candid patio
#

ice cream cake!

last spoke
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Weee bit floury, but that would've been my own fault, my measurements were purely eyeballed

toxic relic
last spoke
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But like fuck yea, that's a cake!

neon bramble
#

unlike cooking

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you cannot cheat in baking

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cant eyeball and adjust later lmao

young kelp
#

baking is like chemistry

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if you do something wrong

candid patio
#

if my wife were suddenly cake my life would be ruined

young kelp
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it'll fuck up the whole thing

last spoke
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Just eyeball it right, duh

candid patio
#

but i would eat my feelings

toxic relic
#

youd eat your wife

young kelp
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who wouldn't

neat moat
#

Its the right thing to do

candid patio
toxic relic
#

if my partner got turned into a cake idk what id do

last spoke
#

I think a critical part most of you are lacking the context for is that this cake was literally made with icecream and flour

neat moat
#

ask them what they'd do

last spoke
#

As in I dumped this into a mixing bowl along with flour

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candid patio
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I tricked you!

toxic relic
candid patio
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into thinking it was ice cream in the shape of a cake

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instead of cake made from ice cream

last spoke
#

Looks like a loaf of bread, but nah, that's cake!

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I only had a baking tray for bread

neon bramble
#

balls

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I hunger for cake now

last spoke
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You can just make one

neat moat
#

huevos

last spoke
#

You can do that

neon bramble
#

no

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I'm going to break into my cousin's kitchen

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and steal from her fridge

last spoke
#

You don't need supplies for cake

neat moat
#

uhhhh

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yeah you do

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lmao

last spoke
#

Like I cannot stress enough how much this cake is literally made of melted icecream and self raising flour

neat moat
#

you need the materials to make it for one. And the equipment to bake it

young kelp
#

tf is self rising flour

neat moat
#

dont forget the oven and baking tray

young kelp
#

is it just flour with yeast?

neon bramble
#

but I want lemony cake

toxic relic
#

he said he'd encase me in resin and use me as a table center piece

neat moat
icy vigil
#

I cant believe people dont like chicken skin tired

last spoke
#

This, as you can see was cookies and cream

icy vigil
#

How could this happen

young kelp
#

huh?

last spoke
deep glacier
#

Algum BR?

young kelp
#

chicken skin's the best tho

neat moat
young kelp
#

we literally sell it

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it gets sold out faster than most other food

toxic relic
#

"oh, who's that mannequin guy at your table, he looks weirdly human"
-"that's my boyfriend, he got turned into cake"

dim cloak
neon bramble
#

I was lookin for lemon cake gifs and found this

icy vigil
young kelp
dim cloak
neon bramble
#

I think I've seen it

neat moat
young kelp
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they feeding it cacti and a whole lemon in between the stick

neon bramble
#

dont think its this particular gif

dim cloak
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that is botg cute and worrying

frosty tulip
#

lmao I love that

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the camel casually eating a cactus before that

dim cloak
#

does that count as abuse?

frosty tulip
#

then someone gives it a lemon and it freaks the fuck out

dim cloak
#

I doubt it but...

neon bramble
#

probably harmless but I wouldnt do it to a wild camel lmao

frosty tulip
#

wild camels be crazy

dim cloak
hardy muralBOT
young kelp
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you'd be attacked before you even get close

neon bramble
#

pranking animals is a human right as apex predator tho

frosty tulip
#

it's why you cover yourself entirely in lemons

young kelp
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also I heard there's a weird delicacy

frosty tulip
#

that's how you beat the camel

young kelp
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where its just the camel's hump

#

the problem is that

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thats just fat

#

would it even taste good?

neon bramble
#

deep fried pig fat 😋

dim cloak
frosty tulip
neat moat
neon bramble
toxic relic
#

humans arent apex predators

neat moat
dim cloak
restive pollen
frosty tulip
#

just a prank bro

young kelp
neon bramble
#

we already are

dim cloak
#

we're the dominant species. not the apex predator

young kelp
#

making them think the wire is electric

#

its not

toxic relic
dim cloak
#

we can't hunt and kill a bear without a gun, or some form of weapon.

neon bramble
toxic relic
#

humans dont qualify as that fully

young kelp
#

learned to hunt humans

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by pretending to be a drowning human

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so yea

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they are the apex lmao

dim cloak
toxic relic
#

it depends on the metric one uses to qualify as 'apex predator' so the answer varies but in my opinion, humans are not

neat moat
#

I can see that then yes

young kelp
#

are elephants an apex?

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there's barely anything that can hunt them once they grow up

dim cloak
young kelp
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apart from a monkey with a gun

frosty tulip
#

nah, we're the ultra apex species ok

neat moat
#

what does apex mean in this context

toxic relic
#

theyre not aggressive and dont eat mostly meat

frosty tulip
#

we've got a massive KD ratio going on in the animal kingdom

young kelp
frosty tulip
#

that's the whole plan, we cause these mass extinctions to boost our kd ratio

toxic relic
young kelp
#

malaria is the real apex

toxic relic
#

lmao real

young kelp
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its been here for as long as we existed

toxic relic
#

mosquitoes are apex predators

neat moat
#

I wouldn't call mosquitoes predators

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they don't kill their pray

frosty tulip
#

the humble mosquito

neon bramble
#

aint mosquitos parasites instead of predators

toxic relic
#

i agree, im just being silly

neat moat
#

I see

dim cloak
#

i've gotta stop leaving my laptop running when i wander off...

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young kelp
#

is a cookie cutter shark a parasite

neat moat
#

if you want a serious answer the driver ants are definitely up there

toxic relic
young kelp
#

it acts similarly to mosquitos

neat moat
#

they kill so much that even large animals run from them

young kelp
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in which it only takes a nibble instead of killing the prey

toxic relic
#

theres too many definitions of parasite for a conclusive answer

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mosquitoes dont need to live on its host, so its not a parasite, rather a predator

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considering that, even though it doesnt kill, it does feed on blood

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aggressively

neat moat
#

yeah cus sometimes parasites kill the host, sometimes they dont. Sometimes they feed off them, other times they use them for reproduction

#

it feels so inconsistent. It feels like it's vibe based

last spoke
toxic relic
#

aedes agyptic can be considered a parasite cause they carry a pathogen that needs a host to survive and reproduce

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even then, is the mosquito a parasite or simply a carrier

neat moat
#

Stink.... cows are parasites

toxic relic
#

how so

neat moat
#

wow

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so you forgot?

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Our first conversation?

toxic relic
#

yes

neat moat
#

all those moons ago?

#

ah

toxic relic
#

remind me

frosty tulip
#

everything is a parasite

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the sun is the protagonist

neat moat
#

well they live on their host (grass) and they dont usually kill the host (they leave the roots mostly)

toxic relic
#

pfft

toxic relic
neat moat
#

therefore parasite is meaningless (at least fhe conventional definition)

#

my children are parasites

toxic relic
#

the sun orbits the galactic center of the milky way

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therefore it is a parasite to it

neat moat
#

what can chance the nature of a parasite

toxic relic
#

what

toxic relic
neat moat
toxic relic
#

you're as overconscientious as ever

neat moat
#

over con

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consi

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consience

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ious

toxic relic
#

punctilious

neat moat
#

fuck off

toxic relic
neat moat
#

It is what I do

toxic relic
#

clocking in that 9-5

neat moat
#

yes

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when you take being consistent to its logical conclusion

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you get me

toxic relic
#

must be tiring

candid patio
#

I don't feel like scrolling up, what is an example of ghoti being over conscientious?

neat moat
#

it can be lmfao

toxic relic
neat moat
#

Gosh forbid I want a streight answer

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I mean

#

uh

toxic relic
#

it makes overconscientious two words when its a compound adjective

toxic relic
#

dont listen to the lies of the shills

neat moat
#

shills?

#

who are they in this context

toxic relic
#

pseudo intellectuals

neat moat
#

real

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they get the wall

toxic relic
#

wall of deez

candid patio
toxic relic
#

dw lmao

#

i just wanted to point it out

#

really flexing my 🤓

neat moat
#

If anyone ever sees me trying to follow a recipe and it says "a pinch of" prepare for me to enter an existential crisis as the two fundamentals in my mind duke it out over whos interpretation of what a "pinch" means is the objective truth

half kettle
#

a pinch huh.

toxic relic
#

objective truth

half kettle
#

i put two fingers together

neat moat
#

but how much of a pinch we talking

half kettle
#

one particle.

neat moat
#

like a dab or a full grab

toxic relic
#

whatever it means to you

last spoke
#

I assume pinch is like quarter of a teaspoon

half kettle
#

it honestly depends on the pot

neat moat
#

nuance bad!

toxic relic
#

to many variables

neat moat
#

kill!

last spoke
#

A pinch is something you do with your heart

toxic relic
#

why would a muscle be a tool for measurement

candid patio
neat moat
#

they can get prerry accurate surprisingly

toxic relic
#

i dont use the heart

half kettle
#

I remember the guy who cracked an egg with his bicep thinking it was difficult

candid patio
neat moat
#

well no one does

#

its a pump

toxic relic
#

real

#

use hearts for pc water cooling

#

its very efficient

#

use the scapula muscles for cooking

#

specifically superaspinatus for measurement

plush cobalt
#

Open compounds 🤓

neat moat
toxic relic
#

its a closed compound adjective

plush cobalt
#

Thank you

toxic relic
#

it prefers monogamy

plush cobalt
#

Valid

neat moat
#

I didnt know words had preferences

toxic relic
#

if close compound words are monogamous and open compounds are poly then what are hyphenated compounds

#

swingers?

plush cobalt
#

Swingers works

neat moat
#

what about ace words

toxic relic
#

those are just non compounded words

plush cobalt
#

Not compounds

neat moat
#

oh those are just regular words

plush cobalt
#

Yeah lol

toxic relic
#

lmao

#

glad we worked it out

#

relationship type doesnt mean sexuality though

neat moat
#

well yeah

toxic relic
#

ace words are single + cant be compounded

#

what are gay words

neat moat
#

queer

toxic relic
#

yeah

neat moat
#

uh

toxic relic
#

are adverbs gay

neat moat
#

whats an

#

nvm

toxic relic
#

modifiers are queer

#

adverbs are gay specifically

plush cobalt
#

I don't think we can consider the sexuality of entire parts of speech

neat moat
#

I am not a word guy this isnt my feild

plush cobalt
#

But if we could I would say that determiners are gay

toxic relic
#

huh

#

why do you think that

plush cobalt
#

Their energy speaks it to me

#

“the” 👀

toxic relic
#

you consulted the crystals on this one

plush cobalt
#

Real

toxic relic
#

they told you an and a were boyfriends

plush cobalt
#

They're related

candid patio
toxic relic
#

nah dude

#

this is perfect for the clouds

toxic relic
plush cobalt
#

Maybe an and the

neat moat
#

A language without any pronouns. I wonder how that would even look. Would everything just have a name?

toxic relic
#

many languages dont make use/dont have pronouns

plush cobalt
#

There are languages that don't use personal pronouns yeah

neat moat
#

but I, you, me, are pronouns

toxic relic
#

i know

candid patio
toxic relic
#

they rely on context

#

for the most part

neat moat
#

oh

#

interesting

plush cobalt
#

I mean in those languages they still typically exist but they're pro-drop, meaning they're usually omitted

neat moat
#

How would they say "how are you doing? I am doing ok"

plush cobalt
#

Japanese & Korean are that way

neat moat
#

I see

toxic relic
#

so are many chinese variations

#

variations

#

dialects

plush cobalt
#

Or just “ok? Ok”

#

Depends on whether the context is enough

neat moat
#

I've had this half baked idea of creating a language with no pronouns is all. But its a bit out of my depth

plush cobalt
#

Ghoti the aspiring conlanger

candid patio
plush cobalt
candid patio
toxic relic
#

uhh

neat moat
#

idk if that's a good idea

toxic relic
#

is the fact that theyre laotian relevant to the joke

rose kestrel
neat moat
#

lmao

toxic relic
#

oh

#

lets hear it then

neat moat
#

idk if I would

toxic relic
#

dm me

#

reveal to me your true self, if you dare

candid patio
neat moat
#

datre

toxic relic
#

real

toxic relic
neat moat
#

of couse it does

#

lmfao

toxic relic
#

i think im tired of asian 'jokes'

stiff geyser
#

Sup chat

#

Y'all being racist? 🤨

#

Tf did I walk into

toxic relic
#

slappy is asking for consent to tell a racist joke

#

which was denied by myself

neat moat
#

dont forget my contribution

toxic relic
#

and ghoti

stiff geyser
#

I was muted for 24 hours for a racist joke smh

#

Don't do it

toxic relic
#

im the token asian give me credit

#

ill be the decider

candid patio
#

It's barely racist. It's about as racist as saying that Italian people shake their hands when they talk and talk really loud

stiff geyser
#

I'm part italian and I find that offensive

neat moat
#

I FOUND ITTTTT 🗣️ 🗣️

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candid patio
#

Just a slight accent / esl joke

toxic relic
#

nah

#

im good

#

is stereotyping italians racist

stiff geyser
toxic relic
#

or xenophobic

neat moat
#

uh

stiff geyser
#

Probably

toxic relic
#

unless the italian is a poc

neat moat
#

probably

#

context ig

candid patio
toxic relic
#

poc meaning person of colour, fred

stiff geyser
#

I know what it means

#

Still a weird thing to say

toxic relic
#

why the eyebrow then

neat moat
toxic relic
#

why is it weird

plush cobalt
#

Making fun of American, British, and French “people” is reasonable

toxic relic
neat moat
#

What about spanish, European Spanish

plush cobalt
#

There's probably a way to make a tier list based on the freedom with which you can ridicule a nationality without slipping into racism

toxic relic
#

or xenophobia

stiff geyser
#

Fr

#

What Omar said

neat moat
#

context matters 🤓 👆

toxic relic
#

im specifying xenophobia cause i think people forget about it

plush cobalt
#

True

young kelp
#

A classic terraria house

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neat moat
#

I haven't seen an alien yet though

plush cobalt
#

Teehee

stiff geyser
#

Like, asking if it's okay to make jokes about italians and then say "unless the italian is a poc" it's like... Weird?

toxic relic
#

pfft

neat moat
stiff geyser
#

I can't find the right word rn

toxic relic
stiff geyser
#

Too tired for english

toxic relic
#

i asked whether or not its racist or xenophobic

stiff geyser
#

Wish we could all just switch to spanish

toxic relic
#

clarification of which word would fit the bigotry

#

dont misunderstand me

neat moat
#

What would discrimination against aliens be called you think

stiff geyser
#

I will misunderstand you as much as I want

plush cobalt
#

Spanish as a universal language would be just as awful as English as a universal language

stiff geyser
plush cobalt
#

Or any language as a universal language

neat moat
candid patio
#

Just because I don't want to be called racist, I found the joke on Reddit /r/jokes and no one said it was offensive

stiff geyser
frail shadow
#

english is a very easy language to learn

stiff geyser
#

Spanish better

stiff geyser
plush cobalt