why would mods lie?
#general_chat
neat moat
toxic relic
dont believe the mods
lilac quarry
erm I'm an employee it's different
toxic relic
why would mods lie?
left solar
why would mods lie?
Because their mods
frosty tulip
I thought you got shanked to death by your mates a couple thousand years ago
Was this a lie?
thin wedge
erm I'm an employee it's different
okay job haver
lilac quarry
yeah I'm a victim to taxes
toxic relic
his death was greatly exaggerated
neat moat
employee
left solar
Was this a lie?
Yes haters will always hate
neat moat
yeah I'm a victim to taxes
put the fries in the bag vro
frosty tulip
put the fries in the bag vro
YO LEON, NO SALT ON THOSE FRIES
toxic relic
no salt?
toxic relic
why would people do this
neat moat
YO LEON, NO SALT ON THOSE FRIES
I asked for honey mustard!!!!!!
charred oracle
Poor Ringo there is wishing he learnt how to set the sleep option on his nick ๐
frosty tulip
no salt?
We ask for the salt when Leon hands the no salt chips over
Look him straight in the eye
left solar
It went from b42 multiplayer to fries
frosty tulip
As it should be
frosty tulip
I asked for honey mustard!!!!!!
Yo can I get this promo item that you stopped selling years ago?
The other location gave me it when I asked, why won't you
Thank fuck I left the hell nightmare of fast-food employment
charred oracle
Gonna be hard to MP 42 with the rags, I mean I love tossing Z's over my cabs hood but thats gonna be costly in MP.
frosty tulip
Highlight was this one guy randomly getting mad at me and throwing his receipt at me
Except he didn't scrunch it up so it dramatically flew down instead
Took all I had to not laugh my ass off Infront of him
loud pumice
Bill pls
frosty tulip
Yeah Bill, Why'd you throw a receipt at me
charred oracle
I wouldn't be too easy to joke about it, some dude got popped in a Checkers for asking for mayo
frosty tulip
Or that one pregnant woman randomly getting mad at me for not making a fresh batch of tenders
neat moat
Jole, are you a proud Albanian?
frosty tulip
The batch came up like 5 mins ago
Then she said if something happened to her baby, it'd be my fault
I was a 16 year old cashier lol
neat moat
she can wait, she can recycle some nutrients from the ba be
frosty tulip
This is also while she was getting MTN dew energised as her drink
Definitely the perfect thing to have while pregnant
candid patio
where my canadians at? can i bring weed to the airport?
neat moat
fnb make hard men tech make soft men or sumthin like that
Im so hard rn frfr
karmic jetty
candid patio
i thought you were texan
karmic jetty
reporting u to hr rn ghoti
neat moat
cancle culture strikes again
neat moat
im canadiaian
no wonder I never liked you
tender igloo
where my canadians at? can i bring weed to the airport?
like to go on a plane?
candid patio
like to go on a plane?
nah i want to bring a single gummy with me and eat it like an hour before my flight
karmic jetty
theyre gonna inspect ur stomach
loud pumice
In your head, in your head, in your head, in your head, in your heaaaaad, zombie zombie zombie ๐ฃ๏ธ
toxic relic
nah i want to bring a single gummy with me and eat it like an hour before my fli...
that doesnt sound bad
tender igloo
just eat it before security lol
ruby river
who would win
toxic relic
you're ingesting it yeah
loud pumice
Puppers, will the rat king keep me safe?
candid patio
you're ingesting it yeah
yeah
toxic relic
theyre not gonna do a piss test to check if you ate a gummy
candid patio
just eat it before security lol
if i eat it too early my wife is gonna find out and get mad at me
karmic jetty
say its haribo gummy
tender igloo
if i eat it too early my wife is gonna find out and get mad at me
just tell her lol
candid patio
i need to time it so i am not feeling it until i'm in my seat
karmic jetty
do ppl not eat haribo one by one
toxic relic
i do but i dont keep one on me
loud pumice
its a non sugar free haribo
Let the flood gates open
candid patio
just tell her lol
the rule is i can do drugs if she doesn't know about it
karmic jetty
i keep one in my pocket for good luck
tender igloo
the rule is i can do drugs if she doesn't know about it
karmic jetty
my pocket meat is in another pocket
toxic relic
infinite pocket
candid patio
gotta keep some pocket meat for the road
when i ate meat i did keep beef jerky in my pocket pretty regularly lol
toxic relic
i dont eat meat i just call it pocket meat
loud pumice
my pocket meat is in another pocket
Sus
toxic relic
cause its an inside joke with my partner lmao
tender igloo
ok jerkyslappy
candid patio
i haven't found any vegetarian jerky in canada yet ๐ฆ
karmic jetty
thats called a pickle slappy
loud pumice
Puppers do see this 
candid patio
https://tenor.com/view/question-mark-question-soru-i%C5%9Fareti-wtf-what-gif-204...
she doesn't like drugs or being around me when i do them. but its a 6 hour flight and we aren't sitting next to each other so....
tender igloo
Puppers do see this <:stupidrat:1167371709175844884>
yes i see the emote
candid patio
thats called a pickle slappy
jerky is dry and chewy
toxic relic
she doesn't like drugs or being around me when i do them. but its a 6 hour fligh...
i would just do it before security
loud pumice
Thank you
candid patio
pickles are wet
karmic jetty
no pickles are dry
loud pumice
That's what I wanted to hear
candid patio
i would just do it before security
yeah i think that's the best option.
toxic relic
theyre wet when you excite them
karmic jetty
whatchu on about
bronze moat
i haven't found any vegetarian jerky in canada yet ๐ฆ
Vegan food aisle. Brand name is โnoble jerkyโ. Thatโs a local canadian brand
neat moat
hey man wanna see my pickle
stop putting your pickles in the penutbutter
charred oracle
Yeah this chat is wierd, I am off IU clearly had too many beers ๐ Take care all and g'night
toxic relic
lmao
karmic jetty
stop putting your pickles in the penutbutter
sorry ill put my in the mini m&m tube instead
tender igloo
she doesn't like drugs or being around me when i do them. but its a 6 hour fligh...
lol man that sux
toxic relic
flare hasnt even been around for the cannibalism talk
karmic jetty
this is chat is for science talk
toxic relic
real
candid patio
Vegan food aisle. Brand name is โnoble jerkyโ. Thatโs a local canadian brand
...how do you know this? i'll check next time i'm at the store. i don't know if i've seen a vegan food aisle at my grocery stores
toxic relic
i dont like jerky
tender igloo
i dont like jerky
why
toxic relic
texture
tender igloo
man in the 90s there was this cheap kind you could get at gas stations that was a long sheet
looked like skin
neat moat
this is chat is for science talk
lets calculate the newton's generated from a 2001 maserati hitting a 2020 Toyota Camry at a speed of 12 miles pee hour
toxic relic
ive tried all three
candid patio
if a genie said "pick 1 food to eat for the rest of your life. it will be magically nutritionally compete but this food is the only thing you can eat and you can't eat anything else."
i would probably pick jerky. or pizza.
tender igloo
neat moat
ive tried all three
vegan jurky isnt very yummy in my experience
toxic relic
skin bandits
toxic relic
vegan jurky isnt very yummy in my experience
idk
i wont like the texture of non vegan either
looks leathery
candid patio
vegan jurky isnt very yummy in my experience
i've had a few that definitely scratched the jerky itch
karmic jetty
that doesnt look appetizing
tender igloo
im not vegan but their chicken nuggets are good
candid patio
that doesnt look appetizing
i thought it did lol
toxic relic
i hate chicken nuggets too
tender igloo
that doesnt look appetizing
it is when youre poor lol
neat moat
i hate chicken nuggets too
stink out here breaking stereotypes
toxic relic
what stereotype
neat moat
autistic poeple love nuggies
tender igloo
i hate chicken nuggets too
im really not surprised now lol
toxic relic
haha
candid patio
dr. farty doesn't fit into any stereotype I know of
bronze moat
im not vegan but their chicken nuggets are good
DINO NUGGIES ARE MADE FROM DINOS
toxic relic
autistic poeple love nuggies
huh
harsh vault
autistic poeple love nuggies
whats the fixation
neat moat
DINO NUGGIES ARE MADE FROM DINOS
candid patio
are you a bad driver, dr farty?
karmic jetty
hmm
neat moat
whats the fixation
consistency
toxic relic
dr. farty doesn't fit into any stereotype I know of
thanks, dude.
im just a normal guy, crazy to think about i know
toxic relic
are you a bad driver, dr farty?
no lmao
harsh vault
consistency
am i autistic for liking in game gambling
candid patio
see... nothin
bronze moat
bronze moat
am i autistic for liking in game gambling
GAMBLING MENTIOND
neat moat
might as well eat leather
at least you arent eating hard tack
candid patio
i dont drive regularly but ive never been in an accident
hmmmm. what does your partner say if you ask them if you are a bad driver?
toxic relic
ill ask him now
neat moat
they dknt have to drive where they live
candid patio
my wife doesn't drive regularly and hasn't been in an accident but lemme tell you she can't drive and shouldn't have a license
stone meadow
playing expedition 33 and was like hmm the way this person speaks sounds familliar, and yep
neat moat
lucky bastard
harsh vault
hai ghoti
karmic jetty
last name english
candid patio
my wife doesn't drive regularly and hasn't been in an accident but lemme tell yo...
i love her and i'm not putting her down.
in her own words she's not getting a canadian driver's license because there's no way she could pass a behind the wheel test a second time.
toxic relic
hmmmm. what does your partner say if you ask them if you are a bad driver?
he said im a good driver-he's generally anxious when in cars cause he's not 'used to' them [as ghoti said, we dont need to drive here] but doesnt feel anxious when im at the wheel
๐
neat moat
are you drivers competent
candid patio
he said im a good driver-he's generally anxious when in cars cause he's not 'use...
that's a legit ass compliment
toxic relic
real
karmic jetty
i need a loiscence
neat moat
your*
toxic relic
im a lucky guy ๐
neat moat
stink are nz drivers competent ๐ ๐
candid patio
i like to think of myself as a good driver and an anxious passenger and I can only think of 1 person who I feel comfortable as a passenger when she's driving
neat moat
fair enough
karmic jetty
nz drivers should race in nascar (bcs they can only go in circles)
toxic relic
pfft
neat moat
Fine, keep your secrets
toxic relic
stink are nz drivers competent ๐ ๐
toxic relic
america is also a lot bigger than nz so you need to adjust for comparison
candid patio
my mom... i won't get into her problems but suffice it to say she should have given up her license 3 or 4 avoidable accidents ago
father... road rage hyper aggressive outright psychotic driver, but admittedly skillful at his style
sister... same as father but lacks skills
wife... shouldn't drive, good luck to anyone on the road around her
the list goes on, everyone i know is a crappy driver
neat moat
america is also a lot bigger than nz so you need to adjust for comparison
this is true bit I mean I feel since we drive more on average as well we will naturally have more
toxic relic
sucks that so many people are essentially forced to drive to get around
karmic jetty
gib me a loiscence and i will singlehandedly fix the road planning crisis
no one should drive again
toxic relic
if walkable areas where a common thing then you wouldnt need to be forced behind a wheel if you were incompetent or averse in some way
frosty tulip
listen lads, the best drivers are the ones who make that illegal turn, no matter the sacrifices other drivers have to make.
it takes dedication
toxic relic
this is true bit I mean I feel since we drive more on average as well we will na...
yes exactly
neat moat
listen lads, the best drivers are the ones who make that illegal turn, no matter...
wdym
karmic jetty
land humour ghoti
toxic relic
dairy is attempting humour
heavy ivy
blehp i would like to not drive, like ever
neat moat
oh I thought they were being serous abour doing a risky maneuver to avoid a crash
serene anvil
Are there any MP servers that dont require a password?
toxic relic
why
frosty tulip
oh I thought they were being serous abour doing a risky maneuver to avoid a cras...
as long as you aren't stuck in the massive pileup that you caused, it's all fine
karmic jetty
blehp i would like to not drive, like ever
real
toxic relic
you still need to make a password for your server account
neat moat
as long as you aren't stuck in the massive pileup that you caused, it's all fine
belive me I know
toxic relic
regardless if the server has a password or not
heavy ivy
i like regular biking, motorbiking is probably too much for me irl tho i do love it in games
neat moat
yeah god public transit
frosty tulip
unfair
neat moat
they're always on time
toxic relic
god based transport sounds fucking insane
frosty tulip
I'd strive to make a public transport system where it's always never on time.
So it ends up actually being on time in a way
toxic relic
"jesus take the wheel" but literal
frosty tulip
because people show up late since it never shows up on time
then one day
one day it does show up on time
toxic relic
why dont you cut the middle man and just make it show up on time
frosty tulip
and it causes chaos for those 24 hours
chrome jetty
neat moat
"jesus take the wheel" but literal
toxic relic
pfft
karmic jetty
don't you guys have god public transit
no
we honour our massive landmass with roads infinite roads
bless be thy tar
toxic relic
frosty tulip
we shill them all the time now
karmic jetty
toyota tech tree
frosty tulip
do gotta love classic silly Hyundai though.
funding paramilitary death squads in south america
so silly
not a joke actually
it is true
candid patio
me and my best friend are out in his truck doing some questionable driving
me getting scared: "are you sure you got this?"
friend: "fuck yeah, I know my truck like the back of my hand"
MINUTES LATER
friend drives into massive ditch... i'd call it more of a ravine
karmic jetty
thats every car manufacturer tech tree
toxic relic
does your car company have a private military and does it run an entire country? no? well shop at hyundai :]
frosty tulip
also crack into a chiquita banana while you're at it.
candid patio
we were okay but we needed call his dad to come rescue us
neat moat
wait why would a car company have a pm
toxic relic
money
neat moat
how does a pm bring home the bacon?
frosty tulip
they didn't solely own it
neat moat
run the mines?
frosty tulip
its just they made some charitable donations ofc
frosty tulip
how does a pm bring home the bacon?
in chiquita bananas' case? get those cheap bananas
karmic jetty
i love my toyota branded cz75 pistol
neat moat
well yes but this is a car comp not a fruit company
toxic relic
hyundai probably gets money from government alliances by funding it
neat moat
and also have those groups murder local union leaders
Ah I see
harsh vault
how does a pm bring home the bacon?
pm is a good gun
plush cobalt
how does a pm bring home the bacon?
They don't bring home bacon, they bring home oil
toxic relic
let the gov destabilise democracy and ensure power and car company gets priority manufacturing at low cost
plush cobalt
But I thought militaries usually get along pretty well with pigs
toxic relic
HAH
frosty tulip
Just silly harmless shenanigans ya kno
neat moat
why would you compare a pig to them
karmic jetty
mfw mcdonalds starts forming a pm and turns most of their buildings into outposts 
toxic relic
coca cola also has death squads targeting unions
plush cobalt
whats the wiki page
Chiquita
toxic relic
karmic jetty
coca cola injected straight into ur veins
frosty tulip
whats the wiki page
thin wedge
cokey colar
hollow mural
anyone wanna game?
karmic jetty
woter better
neat moat
anyone wanna game?
toxic relic
anyone wanna game?
interesting pfp
karmic jetty
yo wtf that pfp looks like that thingie u just send
hollow mural
yo wtf that pfp looks like that thingie u just send
?
hollow mural
<#1019737819981283459>
many thanks
restive pollen
whoever at marvel decided to make a big push into the videogame space is a genius
vivid kettle
pebus
neat moat
is that pfp from ww1 or ww2
restive pollen
i WILL be copping this
vivid kettle
is that pfp from ww1 or ww2
.....
hollow mural
neither
vivid kettle
is that pfp from ww1 or ww2
i hate you
hollow mural
from before ww1
vivid kettle
from before ww1
hello fellow history nerd
hollow mural
ah yes
toxic relic
it looks like the 1903 flag
hollow mural
yes it is
karmic jetty
do be spittin those spells here
toxic relic
very...elucidating
karmic jetty
no magic allowed
toxic relic
lmao
onyx igloo
gotcha
toxic relic
not sure though
onyx igloo
all i remember is the king of prussia trolling his citizens into thinking potatoes were royal quality
hollow mural
I also wonder why no ones joing the vc lol, But just to clarify my pfp has nothing to do with yk
onyx igloo
all i remember is the king of prussia trolling his citizens into thinking potato...
to get them to not snob them lol
toxic relic
frederick the great?
hollow mural
what?
toxic relic
i think you're talking about frederick the great lmao
onyx igloo
frederick the great?
i believe so
toxic relic
bronze moat
Roxy the Cute > Fredrick the Great
onyx igloo
he was gay
wow really?
toxic relic
yessir
onyx igloo
interesting
toxic relic
he had an arranged marriage, as was the norm for royalty, but never interacted with his forced spouse lmao
frosty tulip
Royalty moment
onyx igloo
living in royalty must've sucked
frosty tulip
Ehhhhh
toxic relic
nah they had more freedom than anyone
frosty tulip
Probably much better than being some serf lol
toxic relic
real
toxic relic
frederick got to fuck around while im sure a gay serf was just murdered
onyx igloo
i would probably think more than one
toxic relic
more than one what
onyx igloo
more than one gay serf being murdered
plush cobalt
he had an arranged marriage, as was the norm for royalty, but never interacted w...
Beard pioneer
toxic relic
more than one gay serf being murdered
definitely
frosty tulip
more than one gay serf being murdered
1.5
onyx igloo
wheres the half
frosty tulip
You tell me
onyx igloo
oh
vivid kettle
all i remember is the king of prussia trolling his citizens into thinking potato...
wh
vivid kettle
Ye the last tsar was quite a jerk
no he was a good boy
and did not lose the war to japan!
frosty tulip
massive fucking understatement
He was a bit rude, there ya go
bronze moat
he had an arranged marriage, as was the norm for royalty, but never interacted w...
Lotta history is like that.
TONS of stories about โbest friendsโ and โroomatesโ are, in reality, stories of lovers
vivid kettle
frederick the great invested in a fuck ton of potato propaganda
im irish my boy thats a good thing!
vivid kettle
Lotta history is like that.
TONS of stories about โbest friendsโ and โroomatesโ...
nuh
toxic relic
you live in ireland
frosty tulip
and did not lose the war to japan!
And he definitely did not accidentally get hundreds of people stampeded to death at his coronation
vivid kettle
not everything is romanicic!
vivid kettle
And he definitely did not accidentally get hundreds of people stampeded to death...
what nooo
vivid kettle
and he did NOTHING with the russian baltic fleet
frosty tulip
That's just gotta be a bad omen there
vivid kettle
and he did NOTHING with the russian baltic fleet
wait
frosty tulip
That's when you should steal the crown jewels and disappear
toxic relic
its very clear that terms like roommates/long time living partner are gay coded
frosty tulip
Ye actually wild seeing people whitewash the dude
Just cause he wasn't a dick to his family
vivid kettle
its very clear that terms like roommates/long time living partner are gay coded
me when i cant afford a apartment because im poor so i move in with another dude who shares the house with me
toxic relic
context man
context
since when did frederick the great be short on money for example
marsh glacier
context man
toxic relic
for more than a few minutes
bronze moat
nuh
Yups. Dig into any famous โfriendshipโ and youโll find things like love letters, poetry, etc. that get glossed over by the historians of pre 1900โs
marsh glacier
i got the **bad** soda
not me tho
toxic relic
context is important
marsh glacier
shoutout baja blast
toxic relic
Yups. Dig into any famous โfriendshipโ and youโll find things like love letters...
isaac newton moment
"people just wrote romantically to their friends back then" 
pfft
bronze moat
isaac newton moment
Look at how BAD we treated the man who created the Enigma machine and basically won world war II
onyx igloo
in the game i play, this soda either can get you highly caffienated or coated in feces lmfao
toxic relic
i am very aware of the history of alan turing
stone nexus
Balls.
toxic relic
balls.
stone nexus
๐ค
toxic relic
๐ค
vivid kettle
Look at how BAD we treated the man who created the Enigma machine and basically ...
guys
guys
bronze moat
i am very aware of the history of alan turing
The newest movie is really really well made
toxic relic
newest?
toxic relic
the one with benedict cucumber?
rose kestrel
Yups. Dig into any famous โfriendshipโ and youโll find things like love letters...
Santa sent the Easter Bunny love letters
bronze moat
the one with benedict cucumber?
Yeah! Holy shit it came out 11 years agoโฆ
stone nexus
bronze moat
I love cucumberbranch
thin wedge
soyjack posted. Argument is now invalid
bronze moat
i dont like him
I do. Heโs my english keanu crush
ruby river
i need a crew to play modded terraria with
onyx igloo
marsh glacier
soyjack posted. Argument is now invalid
i didn't even have an argument but i guess ill take that L
plush cobalt
santa isnt real
What do you mean by that haha
plush cobalt
You're wrong
toxic relic
oh yeah? stay up next christmas
plush cobalt
Whose lap did I sit in at the mall then
toxic relic
an actor
toxic relic
they pay actors to dress as santa
have you ever wondered why santa looks different every year
plush cobalt
There's no way my parents would be able to travel the whole world to give presents to everyone who's not poor
toxic relic
or why he spends time at your local mall
plush cobalt
You need to be magic for that
toxic relic
There's no way my parents would be able to travel the whole world to give presen...
people with parents that have money do it for them
your parents do it for you
onyx igloo
or why he spends time at your local mall
maybe santa likes walking around the mall
toxic relic
santa eating taco bell
onyx igloo
i like walking around the mall
toxic relic
and slurping baja blast
plush cobalt
people with parents that have money do it for them
Oh so it's some big conspiracy
onyx igloo
ew taco bell
plush cobalt
Get real
mystic wigeon
hi
toxic relic
this is funny
onyx igloo
do not mention taco bell to me i dislike it
toxic relic
Oh so it's some big conspiracy
why dont poort kids get gifts
thin wedge
onyx igloo
they burnt my tortilla and somehow the cheese was cold
bronze moat
your parents buy you gifts and pretend to be santa
SANTA ROXY IS REAL
thin wedge
Baja blast this mfer
toxic relic
either santa isnt real or he's an elitist
plush cobalt
why dont poort kids get gifts
They must have been bad
toxic relic
so poor = bad?
plush cobalt
The only logical conclusion is that poor people are bad yes
mystic wigeon
eat the poor
toxic relic
you'd rather believe santa is a capitalist cuck than that he's not real
plush cobalt
Yes.
plush cobalt
Christmas is already about consumerism why can't Santa be too
onyx igloo
i think offroading cars not meant to be placed in offroad situations is quite amusing
plush cobalt
Yeah well it is now
toxic relic
did santa change or did people change
plush cobalt
You've changed, Santa
onyx igloo
it wasnt originally about consumerism
well it originated from a saint who payed for peoples dowries.. i think
toxic relic
idk christian lore
plush cobalt
I thought that shit was pagan originally
plush cobalt
do you think santa's employees have a union
As if the elves could unionize successfully
plush cobalt
As if the elves could unionize successfully
Well, they could, but as if they would
toxic relic
why wouldnt they
plush cobalt
My understanding of elves as they're usually told is that they basically worship Santa
So it seems like a cult
toxic relic
what if you conducted an experiment
dont tell your parents what you want but write something to santa and leave it where your parents cant find it
marsh glacier
i wrote a letter to santa once
plush cobalt
Santa would get it for me
marsh glacier
fat fuck never wrote back
plush cobalt
I never celebrated Christmas
toxic relic
me neither lmao
plush cobalt
So I never believed in Santa
candid patio
idk christian lore
Christian Christmas lore is almost 100% pagan and a lot of it is kinda neat
toxic relic
plush cobalt
Let's fucking go
onyx igloo
i celebrated christmas to eat like a fatass and get money
toxic relic
Christian Christmas lore is almost 100% pagan and a lot of it is kinda neat
yeah
i remember reading about it when i was doing research into witch trials
candid patio
I just want to spend time with my family
I hate giving gifts
I hate receiving gifts
toxic relic
real
onyx igloo
i remember reading about it when i was doing research into witch trials
witch trials always had the goofiest reasons to kill someone
candid patio
I think I hate receiving gifts more than giving gifts
toxic relic
witch trials always had the goofiest reasons to kill someone
it was never about witches
they just made up shit to kill people
tale as old as time
onyx igloo
was it all women, or was there men too?
plush cobalt
I like giving and receiving gifts sometimes but I dislike holidays that are just about buying things to gift
candid patio
I'm a grown ass man, if I wanted it I would have bought it. If I didn't buy it I couldn't afford it.
plush cobalt
I appreciated the holidays I celebrated as a kid that emphasized handmade gifts
plush cobalt
I don't care for this font
neat moat
why
thorny spire
can i disassemble logs structures that i find in the basements?
plush cobalt
why
I don't like the C and I don't care for the kerning or lack thereof between some letters
toxic relic
gay men, poc women, enslaved people, scientists
onyx igloo
it was mostly minorities
of course it was huh
toxic relic
calling scientists a 'minority' is funny but i mean that in a numeral sense
neat moat
I don't like the C and I don't care for the kerning or lack thereof between some...
fair
plush cobalt
No I'm cooler than them
toxic relic
anti science sentiment still exists
plush cobalt
Yeah because science is for nerds
toxic relic
people get killed, acid thrown on them, burned alive and such for the same reasons as then
candid patio
calling scientists a 'minority' is funny but i mean that in a numeral sense
Not that funny
They have been ostracized and attacked throughout history as well
toxic relic
real
neat moat
We are no longer like those primitive savages of the 1800s who hung criminals. We know execute them with painful lethal injections
plush cobalt
Me personally I make all of my decisions based on my initial gut reaction influenced by my upbringing
toxic relic
lmao exactly
we're nothing like the barbarians that fought for land then, now we use drones to secure land :]
onyx igloo
we kill them still.. but in more advanced ways
candid patio
Even in modern day people like Anthony Fauci are persecuted
toxic relic
indeed
plush cobalt
Should've been less of a big nerd I guess
toxic relic
as a singular and individual example thats commonplace, getting called a nerd on discord for using sources or being factual 
candid patio
we're nothing like the barbarians that fought for land then, now we use drones t...
We are still absolutely space orcs, we just got our hand on some space marine tools
toxic relic
its silly and sort of unserious but highlights the general lack of scientific literacy of the general public-let alone systemic obstacles
plush cobalt
It is kind of disappointing being hit with ๐ค for just sending anything academic or wordy
neat moat
the ๐ค has become q symbol of modern anti inrelecualism
toxic relic
lol yeah
even using an "sat word" in general conversation is met with reactionary response
i think im gonna start a new pz run in a different town
plush cobalt
โ[Polysyllabic word]โ ๐ค
toxic relic
im tired of riverside overpowerdness
plush cobalt
What the hell is pz
candid patio
Some goofy game or something
neat moat
I remember this essay written by an artist who criticized how institutions actively suppress art and hold scientists up to a high standard. Looking back especially now ao laugh at that conclusion. All I have to do is look around and see how the "intellectuals" are being shunned and demonized. Even when they were reported they were only tools of power, never equals
Though I wont discount everything they said at least
rain mango
Hey whatโs up guys
neat moat
Id love to send tbe essay but its good as gone for me
plush cobalt
Hey whatโs up guys
It's kapa time
rain mango
It's kapa time
Ayyeeee yessir
plush cobalt
Say the line Kapa
neat moat
It just came off as another profession getting their rock off to themselves
toxic relic
real
neat moat
everyone things thier feild is the best thing since sliced bread
rain mango
ITS KAPAAAAA TIMEEEEEE
candid patio
everyone things thier feild is the best thing since sliced bread
I work in the bread slicing industry
plush cobalt
ITS KAPAAAAA TIMEEEEEE
๐ซต ๐ฏ
toxic relic
I work in the bread slicing industry
how are you not redundant with the introduction of machines
onyx igloo
the humble sliced bread and butter
toxic relic
do you maintain the machines
candid patio
how are you not redundant with the introduction of machines
I engineer the machines
candid patio
I'm making this up btw I'm not an engineer
toxic relic
yeah i got that
onyx igloo
i am an engineer
onyx igloo
i am an engineer
not a good one because i have no license
toxic relic
i dont really like pre sliced bread
candid patio
I don't even slice bread
toxic relic
its never sliced how i want it
bronze moat
why do you always leave the butt bread
toxic relic
i used to buy boerebroed which was thick sliced or unsliced
candid patio
I just pull off knobs from the loaf
bronze moat
Banana bread and zucchini bread. Love it
toxic relic
im a bread hater
onyx igloo
I just pull off knobs from the loaf
bread has knobs
onyx igloo
im a bread hater
youre a general hater
toxic relic
i am a cynical man
plush cobalt
I try my worst
onyx igloo
i have been more for a penny farthing
toxic relic
cylindrical man
neat moat
I'm a bicycle man
Im driving in the bike lane at 40 mph rn
plush cobalt
Im driving in the bike lane at 40 mph rn
Erm then how are you sending a message ๐ง
onyx igloo
cylindrical man
similar man
plush cobalt
Tighten your helmet and lock in right now fish boy
toxic relic
how the fuck do i level metalworking
neat moat
Erm then how are you sending a message ๐ง
candid patio
Banana bread and zucchini bread. Love it
Every now and then my wife gets a wild hair up her ass to make some banana bread and she just completely freehand no recipe makes some banana bread from scratch and it always comes out amazing
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/texting-driving-girl-gif-3208292071129593624
I heard distracted drivers go straight to hell
neat moat
how the fuck do i level metalworking
by doing metalworking
candid patio
Every now and then my wife gets a wild hair up her ass to make some banana bread...
She doesn't even measure anything
neat moat
(burn cars)
toxic relic
idk what qualifies as metalworking and whats welding
plush cobalt
What kind of figure of speech is hair up her ass
neat moat
oh wait does disassembling cars no longer lv. megalworking
onyx igloo
welding is attaching two pieces of metal together with a metal rod
toxic relic
idk
candid patio
idk what qualifies as metalworking and whats welding
Welding is mostly construction
toxic relic
noted
onyx igloo
wait
candid patio
Metalworking is crafting
toxic relic
ive only gotten metalworking from forging shit
onyx igloo
theres welding and metalworking
toxic relic
time to forge 60 simple blades
toxic relic
blaeds
onyx igloo
blaeds
neat moat
stink does metal armor make you immune to zombies
thin wedge
bayblades
toxic relic
stink does metal armor make you immune to zombies
idk
i only have the primitive shit
toxic relic
but im thinking of restarting in westpoint
twilit epoch
stink does metal armor make you immune to zombies
Theres metal armor in this game?
neat moat
Unga my bunga till I gunk
thin wedge
but im thinking of restarting in westpoint
anything but rosewood
toxic relic
im too comfortable in riverside
toxic relic
Theres metal armor in this game?
yes
in b42
vanilla advanced forges allow for armour crafting
thin wedge
only need blacksmithing lvl 9
twilit epoch
in b42
Oh... im currently on b41
Should i upgrade to b42 or? I just bought the game like 3 hours ago
toxic relic
Oh... im currently on b41
Should i upgrade to b42 or? I just bought the game li...
do you want to play mp? stay on b41
do you want to experience a less buggy game? stay on b41
plush cobalt
Oh... im currently on b41
Should i upgrade to b42 or? I just bought the game li...
B42 is an unstable beta, so if you intend to keep a longer-term save I would not
toxic relic
if you dont want either, move to b42
thin wedge
indeed
toxic relic
b42 has many new additions
plush cobalt
Some mechanics may be modified with updates too, whereas b41 won't be doing that
twilit epoch
if you dont want either, move to b42
Alrighty! Ty for telling me
twilit epoch
B42 is an unstable beta, so if you intend to keep a longer-term save I would not
Trust me none of my runs have made it past a day...
polar kernel
im eating chipotle
twilit epoch
Long term saves are not gonna be a issue for me
plush cobalt
Trust me none of my runs have made it past a day...
This will change ๐
ruby river
Trust me none of my runs have made it past a day...
noob
onyx igloo
b42 has been a generally bug free experience for me
ruby river
jk
toxic relic
thank you for that contribution, ben
plush cobalt
We were all new at one point
toxic relic
trully stellar
plush cobalt
Except for me
onyx igloo
newb
plush cobalt
I was always cracked and pro
onyx igloo
no
toxic relic
b42 has been a generally bug free experience for me
ive had several corrupted saves and weird game ending bugs ahaha, all part of the experience
twilit epoch
I was always cracked and pro
Spawned into knox and immediately started cranking 90's on the zombies
plush cobalt
This is True
thin wedge
im eating chipotle
cannibalism
plush cobalt
I haven't played enough b42 to experience any bugs, much less chickenpocalypse
My recent interaction with pz has been solely modding
toxic relic
affirmative
onyx igloo
5000 raccoons near your location
just get two raccoons
one male one female
you'll have them soon
plush cobalt
Thanks for clarifying that they need to be male and female to breed
onyx igloo
what
narrow rune
Omar I'm going to the doctor tomorrow don't throw apples at them again pls
plush cobalt
Boys can get pregnant too
They're turning the frogs gay ๐
They're making the raccoons trans ๐ฒ
toxic relic
pfft
frail shadow
Boys can get pregnant too
so brave
onyx igloo
im not
toxic relic
i want to kill raccoons and put crack pipes into their mouths with the new 3d placement
i think that would make a fine addition to my goblin den
onyx igloo
crack pipes in pz when
toxic relic
its a mod
neat moat
i want to kill raccoons and put crack pipes into their mouths with the new 3d pl...
vegan btw
onyx igloo
ability to fight massive hordes
plush cobalt
I'm looking forward to really decorating with the 3d placement
plush cobalt
I begged for that feature for so long
toxic relic
pfft
frail shadow
howโs the 3d placement work
toxic relic
[i know thats not how it works]
fathom igloo
Anyone here play darkside detective on steamdeck? The circut breaker level is not working for me ๐ญ
plush cobalt
Additional axes of rotation for items + position offset
neat moat
I'm looking forward to really decorating with the 3d placement
that already exists no?
frail shadow
wonโt that look weird ?
toxic relic
no
onyx igloo
apples and bananas in a humorous placement
plush cobalt
that already exists no?
I mean I'm looking forward to doing it
I haven't played b42 much
toxic relic
i was watching a twitch streamer on twitch.com and he was making a pokeball out of his chars shit
toxic relic
the creativity enabled by the 3d placement
neat moat
a pokeball?
toxic relic
is astounding
onyx igloo
i was watching a twitch streamer on twitch.com and he was making a pokeball out ...
GO, SHITHEAD!
splat
frail shadow
and why were you watching this
toxic relic
research
plush cobalt
I don't have audio at the moment so I don't see the relation
onyx igloo
hes apart of the research division dont you know this
frail shadow
is your little character pro orange man
toxic relic
im a science man
neat moat
I don't have audio at the moment so I don't see the relation
Unfortunate
twilit epoch
Anyways yall ever create a custom sandbox with 4x the amount of zombies, the peak day on day 1 (along with 4x instead of 1.5x) and 1 hour between spawns?
limpid grove
hello good people of the project zomboid discord i come bearing a question, does anyone here know of any people making zomboid roleplay content? like thoes 100 days videos i used to be in a few of them and id like to do them again for nostalgia purposes, if you know of any id really apricate it!
toxic relic
1 hour between what spawn
plush cobalt
is your little character pro orange man
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say no
twilit epoch
1 hour between what spawn
Zombie respawns*
limpid grove
if your curiuse i was in thoes five exes videos
toxic relic
i have not run those settings
twilit epoch
i have not run those settings
You should
toxic relic
no, thanks
twilit epoch
Zombies galore
toxic relic
sounds lame
plush cobalt
if your curiuse i was in thoes five exes videos
Pardon?
plush cobalt
Oh curious
frail shadow
give him a sec
twilit epoch
sounds lame
Its fun wdym
plush cobalt
I still don't know what the videos you're referring to are but now I understand
toxic relic
all you're doing is watching your kill count go up
frail shadow
im basically adam smasher you know
limpid grove
Oh curious
typo rip
tender igloo
gosh i love that part lol
toxic relic
looking for weapon, fight, rest, repeat
bronze moat
I don't have audio at the moment so I don't see the relation
Sheโs jamming out to โeat the catโ song
onyx igloo
hell yeah
plush cobalt
Sheโs jamming out to โeat the catโ song
Now I see the relation
limpid grove
thats me in the thumbnail
toxic relic
ass glasses?
twilit epoch
looking for weapon, fight, rest, repeat
There is no rest
Istg i played with those settings and looked behind me and the game dropped to single frame digits from how many zombies were chasing ke
toxic relic
how do you sit down
plush cobalt
Legs
toxic relic
but glass
onyx igloo
how do you sit down
well you just hover
toxic relic
glass in your supple cheeks
limpid grove
i shall take that as no. i bid you all forwell
toxic relic
There is no rest
Istg i played with those settings and looked behind me and the...
sounds boring
frail shadow
is dad humour like your thing
plush cobalt
Is being a hater like your thing
neat moat
https://youtu.be/gHbvnFgyu_Q?si=stvlKTtuC0sfEOrT
this is really well done
toxic relic
its hard to notice someone so forgettable
plush cobalt
Just confirming
neat moat
Damn
onyx igloo
i finally got rid of
frail shadow
you COULD say that
bronze moat
this is really well done
But have you considered Wush Wush
frail shadow
if it was true
neat moat
But have you considered Wush Wush
apples and oranges
toxic relic
this twitch.com has so many advertisements
plush cobalt
What's twitch.com? Please explain in detail and with examples of things I can find on it that I might enjoy
neat moat
fr
bronze moat
Cuties and patooties
toxic relic
why would you pay 10 dollars a month for the partial removal of ads
thats a streaming service
neat moat
I dont see how people find it even remotely possible to watch massive twitch streamers
its information overload for me
bronze moat
this twitch.com has so many advertisements
Gotta use prime or subs. Thatโs rhe deal
frail shadow
some people simply have no life
onyx igloo
oil cooled computers look so cool
toxic relic
What's twitch.com? Please explain in detail and with examples of things I can fi...
i would if i could but i cannot since i dont know what it is myself
toxic relic
Gotta use prime or subs. Thatโs rhe deal
i dont use amazon and im not paying 5 dollars to watch someone once and never again
toxic relic
its information overload for me
real
plush cobalt
oil cooled computers look so cool
Oil?
toxic relic
whats the point of a chat feature if anything over 1k viewers is just spam walls that you cannot read
frail shadow
mineral oil
plush cobalt
Mr. America, I have some information for you
onyx igloo
oil up the computer
onyx igloo
Mr. America, I have some information for you
too bad to tell you i am america
frail shadow
like the whole thing ?
neat moat
yeah
toxic relic
why are you lubing the entire pc
uncut apex
lmao
toxic relic
what purpose does that serve
frail shadow
itโs a cooling thing
onyx igloo
like the whole thing ?
no just the state of michigan
uncut apex
I just got votekicked from tf2 when I refused to heal our 4 snipers on offense until someone switched
onyx igloo
why are you lubing the entire pc
why wouldn't i
toxic relic
for what purpose
neat moat
do you guys think wet wear is gonna have take off a bit. Seems interesting but keeping something like that alive seems like a pain to me
onyx igloo
for what purpose
oil
frail shadow
thatโs it
bronze moat
i dont use amazon and im not paying 5 dollars to watch someone once and never ag...
Streamers also influence ads.
Mine are set to a 30 second add every 10 minutes (or whatever the LEAST frequent twitch allows for).
I hate ads
thin wedge
why are you lubing the entire pc
To put it in the microatx case
frail shadow
im not sure how effective it even is
thin wedge
toxic relic
30 sec every 10 minutes???
bronze moat
30 sec every 10 minutes???
Maybe 1 minute. I have mine set to the lowest possible setting
toxic relic
insane
neat moat
onyx igloo
jesus
neat moat
twitch ads
onyx igloo
im using ublock
onyx igloo
twitch hates adblockers
so does youtube
bronze moat
Twitch BYPASSES ad blockers
toxic relic
have to use custom scripts with ublock origin that are sneaky enough to not be caught by the third party detection twitch has
bronze moat
The ads are embedded in the stream itself, so they get around ad blockers
harsh vault
https://tenor.com/view/monsters-vs-aliens-bob-bob-eating-carrots-monsters-vs-ali...
i always disliked this movie
onyx igloo
i liked it
frail shadow
itโs not good
plush cobalt
i always disliked this movie
Adding this to your permanent record
onyx igloo
how dare you disagree with me i'm pooping on your roof
toxic relic
the only thing you can do is silence the ad or black the screen out for the duration of it
harsh vault
record of what!
frail shadow
misdeeds
plush cobalt
Monsters vs. Aliens doesn't have to be โgoodโ to be a masterpiece
vivid kettle
i always disliked this movie
same
harsh vault
masterpiece is subjective
plush cobalt
Wrong
toxic relic
monsters vs aliens the movie was fire but the series was dirty ass
frail shadow
whatโs a single scene from that movie you remember besides the piano thing with the robot
plush cobalt
I never watched the series
harsh vault
NO
plush cobalt
no thats right??
Incorrect
toxic relic
the series retcons so much of the movie for the worse
plush cobalt
It is objectively a masterpiece. The only objective masterpiece
vivid kettle
oohoho
plush cobalt
the series retcons so much of the movie for the worse
L
harsh vault
ghoti i have you know, im getting into space now
neat moat
wrong movie nvm
vivid kettle
space forumla one
onyx igloo
ghoti i have you know, im getting into space now
do you have a space suit
its very cold
and no air
harsh vault
boo
neat moat
monsters vs aliens the movie was fire but the series was dirty ass
I liked it for other reasons
toxic relic
do you guys think wet wear is gonna have take off a bit. Seems interesting but k...
what the fuck is wet wear
onyx igloo
clothing that is wet
neat moat
they made a rat brain play fucking doom
vivid kettle
what the fuck is wet wear
๐ญ
vivid kettle
they made a rat brain play fucking doom
ye
toxic relic
OH
vivid kettle
of course
toxic relic
wetware
neat moat
yeah
toxic relic
i thought you meant clothes
vivid kettle
guys
neat moat
nah
toxic relic
thought emporium
vivid kettle
run sex simulator
plush cobalt
Wet wear is going to take off. I submerge all of my clothes before wearing them
neat moat
Like I said it seems interesting but also a lot of work
neat moat
also it kinda creeps me out
toxic relic
itll probably never be commercialised unless its profitable in some way
vivid kettle
also it kinda creeps me out
i can understand that
neat moat
but what about for people like you and me
toxic relic
i mean id fuck around with it
plush cobalt
itll probably never be commercialised unless its profitable in some way
You think that corporate entities will operate primarily with the profit motive in mind? That's just silly
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/harrisonford-alien-cowboy-cowboysandaliens-gif-21878100
so bad its good
vivid kettle
You think that corporate entities will operate primarily with the profit motive ...
who
toxic relic
wetware just seems like a step in the direction of scorn
toxic relic
neat moat
I don't like how biological mechanism are seen as bad
plush cobalt
who is going to tell bro
Erm corporations are our friends
vivid kettle
I don't like how biological mechanism are seen as bad
theres a procedure
for rich poeple
toxic relic
you dont need a break from family do you?
vivid kettle
that injects baby foreskin
plush cobalt
corporations are just one big family <:SmileBigMillar:588513046402695188>
Do the Walmart dance!