is it cheaper
#general_chat
marsh glacier
dim cloak
tofu is something entirely different tho
dim cloak
is it cheaper
usually
marsh glacier
if it tastes like crab and it's cheaper than i see no downside
toxic relic
a man ate 3 kg of imitation crab meat; this is what happened to his digestive tract
lilac quarry
crabs are just sea spiders
dim cloak
if it tastes like crab and it's cheaper than i see no downside
and edible raw unlike real crab meat
heavy ivy
**a man ate 3 kg of imitation crab meat; this is what happened to his digestive ...
yeah that lol
dim cloak
crabs are just sea spiders
that is a horrifying thought and i hate that
dim cloak
even if it's kinda frue
marsh glacier
heavy ivy
the best place for seafood is on the coast (not big soup rice), little mom and pop places that youve never heard of where the cook caught the fish with his bare fucking hands fifteen minutes before you got there
toxic relic
you eat weird sea insects but dont wanna think about eating spiders
marsh glacier
you already eat 3 spiders a year in your sleep
lilac quarry
really?
dim cloak
I've also ate gator nuggets
dim cloak
never tried it I hear it tastes like chicken
fuck no
lilac quarry
escargot
dim cloak
I LOVE snail t ho
same
heavy ivy
delta-p jumpscare
lilac quarry
it's just so delicious
dim cloak
I've also ate gator nuggets
gator nuggets as in aligator meat made into nugget bites
heavy ivy
all the worlds problems and solutions come from sudden changes in velocity and pressure 😊
dim cloak
that unironically tasted like chicken
i couldn't even tell till my parents said it
(it was in Florida)
dim cloak
speaking of, ever had land'o'lakes butter?
heavy ivy
it looks real to me
just such an odd sight for anyone not in florida (gods help us all)
toxic relic
what about eland
neat moat
uh oh
toxic relic
american brand
dim cloak
yep
neat moat
I remember the meme "its so American they removed the native from the land"
dim cloak
I used to in Land'O'Lakes
dim cloak
I remember the meme "its so American they removed the native from the land"
i mean, it's better than calling them indians
toxic relic
better doesnt mean best
dim cloak
better doesnt mean best
true
heavy ivy
please please nice space critters take me away from this forsaken place 
neat moat
what
toxic relic
all the butter here just has the leaf on it
toxic relic
ask them maybe
doesnt seem like something you should figure out lmao, there is definitely already other, better names
dim cloak
(as fartface clearly implied there's a best choice)
neat moat
Im not sure, but in general they prefer to be called by their nation/tribe
toxic relic
real
dim cloak
Im not sure, but in general they prefer to be called by their nation/tribe
yeah i agree
tbh i thought it was kinda like how europeans were grouped together as "from europe"
ik there's obv various countries in Europe
many many
toxic relic
different thing
dim cloak
different thing
fair
toxic relic
you cant apply that logic here
karmic jetty
Im not sure, but in general they prefer to be called by their nation/tribe
this is general
neat moat
Europeans are far from united
neat moat
this is general
and yeah
heavy ivy
this is general
idk what general is this is gənəral
heavy ivy
:3c
karmic jetty
fartass been slow lately
heavy ivy
fastest draw in the solar system
karmic jetty
must be old age
toxic relic
Europeans are far from united
i can attest to that
heavy ivy
must be old age
slow is smooth, smooth is brain
toxic relic
must be old age
im an old man, but also ive been working a lot more
neat moat
Europeans are racist to other whites
toxic relic
i think its xenophobia lmao
dim cloak
Europeans are far from united
same with native americans i think. just referring to em in gənəral
neat moat
i think its xenophobia lmao
whats the difference
toxic relic
country not race
toxic relic
although they overlap a lot
neat moat
yeah
toxic relic
a lot of xenophobia borrows from racist rhetoric and vice versa
heavy ivy
i think everyone should get along that would be very cool
toxic relic
I wow looking at it from discrimination is discrimination
understandable
it is the same in that way
dim cloak
this is getting confusing. i just wanted to talk about butter tbh
toxic relic
i fucking hate butter
neat moat
i think everyone should get along that would be very cool
Idk that stink man.... I dont like him
dim cloak
and Land'O'Lakes
dim cloak
and how I used to live near a nudist colony that was near where i lived for some reason
heavy ivy
this is getting confusing. i just wanted to talk about butter tbh
nobody here (except stink, he fucking hates butter) minds ya bringing it up, we're all just prone to deep tangents
heavy ivy
my whole existence is defined by a collective desire to not associate with humans
we feel the pain, man
dim cloak
and how I used to live near a nudist colony that was near where i lived for some...
i only learned about the colony last time i visited Land'o'Lakes, which was in... 2018 i think. I lived there in 2007 or so
spice arrow
Margarine would be more controversial
toxic relic
why
icy vigil
Margarine would be more controversial
I like both
dim cloak
i think bc no use sells it in the us
neat moat
my whole existence is defined by a collective desire to not associate with human...
Is it a dislike? Or that you feel you dont belong
dim cloak
at least i've never seen any place here taht sells it
heavy ivy
Is it a dislike? Or that you feel you dont belong
vehement hatred, and yes don't belong, to the point none of us accept the label of humanity
toxic relic
understandable mate
rose kestrel
and how I used to live near a nudist colony that was near where i lived for some...
where? (asking for a fren)
neat moat
I see
candid patio
🙃
heavy ivy
people are nice, humans are not
toxic relic
i hate margarine as well ngl
heavy ivy
slappy is nice for example, he can survive
toxic relic
the texture
dim cloak
where? (asking for a fren)
Land'o'Lakes, Florida
neat moat
Margarine would be more controversial
toxic relic
old ass meme
dim cloak
Like I said I used to live there in 2007
neat moat
still fits face fuck
dim cloak
that's all margerine?
rose kestrel
Like I said I used to live there in 2007
was it a nicee place?
neat moat
that's all margerine?
always has been
dim cloak
was it a nicee place?
idk i never lived in the colony
i do know a barber near there sliced my ear bc she was rushing to go smoke
rose kestrel
idk i never lived in the colony
i mean the place in Florida
neat moat
where is here
spice arrow
An unknown place in time
dim cloak
i mean the place in Florida
Land'o'Lakes? Not really. I remember some vandals would go around my neighborhood and bust everyone's mailboxes with baseball bats
rose kestrel
where is here
Hell, Michigan
dim cloak
It was also expensive as shit to live there, even in the early 2000s.
I still remember the garage door code to our old house
I would tell but it's also my dad's credit card pin
so yeah
i accidentally learned his card pin number
anyway
lilac quarry
Hell, Michigan
heaven on earth as they say
spice arrow
Can crab meat imitate imitation crab
dim cloak
tell us more about the imitation crab
i will tomorrow or/and when/if i end up with insomia again
heavy ivy
leon traps you in the basement, forces oyu to talk about "crab" until your eyes fall out
dim cloak
leon traps you in the basement, forces oyu to talk about "crab" until your eyes ...
why was i calling him loki earlier
regardless i'm going to bed
night
heavy ivy
why was i calling him loki earlier
lokiel
leon
leokiel
lilac quarry
Lok
dim cloak
Link
dim cloak
seriously tho
heavy ivy
green green what is your problem green
dim cloak
gnight
heavy ivy
night
lilac quarry
CRAB TIME
heavy ivy
good luck
spice arrow
I know him as the moderator and also paramedic
lilac quarry
rose kestrel
leon traps you in the basement, forces oyu to talk about "crab" until your eyes ...
u see the skeletons of past discord mods there to, its like a catacombs
heavy ivy
u see the skeletons of past discord mods there to, its like a catacombs
yeah you think nasKo is letting all that free labor get away? if for some reason nobody is able to moderate he just rips one of the older skelebones out of the abyss and compels them to moderate until they turn to dust
lilac quarry
u see the skeletons of past discord mods there to, its like a catacombs
I never even got to meet the ones before me smh
I just materialized 5 years ago
5 years
heavy ivy
oh you came into existence during the choking 2020 year, gods have mercy on your poor soul
harsh vault
@heavy ivy hai fwen
heavy ivy
<@1079971648763080746> hai fwen
hello floof memories say you are nice, so that's good
harsh vault
yay!
neat moat
2020 was 5 years ago.....
harsh vault
how ish the ghoti
heavy ivy
wanna be fwens raine?
we can be friends :]
harsh vault
yay!
heavy ivy
i may randomly speak grammatically awful danish at you don't stress over it
young kelp
it has been 3 years since I last touched terrawria
or rather calamity mod
imma do mage run this time, never got to do one ever
ruby river
is expedition 33 good
harsh vault
whats that
neat moat
.. ..-. -.-- --- ..- .- .-. . .-. . .- -.. .. -. --. - .... .. ... -.-- --- ..- .-.. --- ... - - .... . --. .- -- .
heavy ivy
is expedition 33 good
its really fucking good
heavy ivy
it has been 3 years since I last touched terrawria
terawria >w<
heavy ivy
look at what i found earlier
harsh vault
what ish that
heavy ivy
funny
neat moat
insane luck
gritty drift
harsh vault
o
harsh vault
insane luck
what is it ghoti!
neat moat
raine whats your favorite biome?
heavy ivy
raine whats your favorite biome?
tundra
neat moat
Nice
gloomy briar
Does anyone know for buikd 42 if you can negate the 'Slow Metabolism' -1 reduction to fitness by eating and getting back up to weight?
heavy ivy
it's the closest to avalon in temp but still too warm for native survival
ruby river
look at what i found earlier
heart crystals?
neat moat
Im a glowing mushroom biome guy myself
ruby river
<a:olhando:1371230093451591700>
what is bro looking at
heavy ivy
Does anyone know for buikd 42 if you can negate the 'Slow Metabolism' -1 reducti...
no, you just exercise it back like normal
gloomy briar
no, you just exercise it back like normal
ok thank you
ruby river
gritty drift
ruby river
harsh vault
@heavy ivy whats ur opinion on tarkov
neat moat
what is it ghoti!
3 chests and 2 crystal hearts
harsh vault
is that gud?
heavy ivy
<@1079971648763080746> whats ur opinion on tarkov
'unno, it exists? not really my thing i'd guess
neat moat
this is my kinda humor
wheat shoal
Can someone play with me on project zomboid and teach me about the game?
young kelp
god its been so long I don't remember what my old binds were
harsh vault
why is this your humor
heavy ivy
why is this your humor
ghoti is just being perfectly clear, invisible even
harsh vault
gr
candid patio
why is this your humor
I laughed
candid patio
I was worried it was going to be depraved
harsh vault
Okay, sorry.
i was gonna show that i was joking my pc had a spasm attack
karmic jetty
loud pumice
Ghoti needs their vet privileges revoked
loud pumice
neat moat
lilac quarry
<a:uuh:1108862500675530782>
zor
I broke my ror
it's broken
my ror is gorked, I can't fix it, the mods, it was too much
I strayed too close to the sun
dapper dove
tuah
dapper dove
leon kennedy
lilac quarry
When will lokiel play games again
too busy with guitar
dapper dove
but not too busy for discord moderating
loud pumice
I remember all the times we played.. it was.. like.. 2 
lilac quarry
but not too busy for discord moderating
it's my second job what can I say
dapper dove
sigma
loud pumice
Are you Borfo?
sacred schooner
I'm all ears
last spoke
my ror is gorked, I can't fix it, the mods, it was too much
Only Ror2 mods I use are stage recap and cautious scug
ruby river
god its been so long I don't remember what my old binds were
is there a new update or something
karmic jetty
I strayed too close to the sun
ur hubris
ur blunder
me and echo only uses the save mod and that other thingie
rose kestrel
is there a new update or something
no, they are trying a mod pack
bronze moat
Too cute NOT to share.
Maid squad killin it
bronze moat
haven't heard that name in a long time
harsh vault
GUILLOTINE
candid patio
People with depression should not live on high floors of tall buildings.
bronze moat
Most of our innards are made of the same goop that you sneeeze: snot
bronze moat
People with depression should not live on high floors of tall buildings.
But…… BATMAN
sacred schooner
People with depression should not live on high floors of tall buildings.
that's why I live underground
negative fall damage
last spoke
I live at yo mama's house
bronze moat
that's why I live underground
So……. BATMAN
rose kestrel
People with depression should not live on high floors of tall buildings.
hopefully they can be helped
candid patio
that's why I live underground
I'm going to have a hard time convincing my wife to move to a basement
sacred schooner
So……. BATMAN
sacred schooner
I'm going to have a hard time convincing my wife to move to a basement
low rent
ruby river
am i allowed to say :3 in the chat
bronze moat
I'm going to have a hard time convincing my wife to move to a basement
Just say I’M BATMAN. She’ll do it
sacred schooner
highbeams into your bedroom at night
rose kestrel
I'm going to have a hard time convincing my wife to move to a basement
tell her its a hobbit house
candid patio
low rent
If I ever bring up moving somewhere more affordable she gets really upset lol
hardy muralBOT
harsh vault
damns
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/the-flash-movie-batman-yeah-im-batman-michael-keaton-bruce-wayne-gif-27553301
bronze moat
If I ever bring up moving somewhere more affordable she gets really upset lol
I need roomates! $600 a month
candid patio
I'm not going anywhere but I've always suffered from "the call of the void" and that shit is just so loud up here.
rose kestrel
I need roomates! $600 a month
in Seattle?
bronze moat
in Seattle?
“Seattle adjacent”
candid patio
I need roomates! $600 a month
Lol appreciate the offer but Seattle is the least helpful thing for my mental state I can think of
bronze moat
After lawyer stuff, I own the house. Land rent is $1,200 a month
rose kestrel
“Seattle adjacent”
better make 6 figures for that state
sacred schooner
I'm not going anywhere but I've always suffered from "the call of the void" and ...
the call of the void just sounds like you're hungry
bronze moat
better make 6 figures for that state
I know. I used to live in cap hill
candid patio
the call of the void just sounds like you're hungry
That's cute. Thank you.
candid patio
After lawyer stuff, I own the house. Land rent is $1,200 a month
Wait...
rose kestrel
Lol appreciate the offer but Seattle is the least helpful thing for my mental st...
trust your friends and loved ones to help lead you to a better life
candid patio
trust your friends and loved ones to help lead you to a better life
Are you a Fortune cookie?
🥠
candid patio
trust your friends and loved ones to help lead you to a better life
Nah that's a very nice thing to say, thanks.
rose kestrel
no but maybe you can use a "custom made" fortune cookie to get your wife to agree with your plan
sacred schooner
''a tree will fall onto your house soon''
heavy ivy
the darkness approaches
bronze moat
Neuromancer the video game.
By the CREATOR of the entire genre we now call “Cyberpunk”.
I was there in the OG days
candid patio
no but maybe you can use a "custom made" fortune cookie to get your wife to agre...
Nah she doesn't roll like that. But I'll be okay, I'm sure
In fact I'm better already
karmic jetty
e3 2005 was prety interestin
floral fiber
''a tree will fall onto your house soon''
tranquil path
How does insulation work
bronze moat
How does insulation work
Higher rating = more warm.
More warm = less cold in winter.
More warm = more overheat in summer
candid patio
Lololol I just moved my little blind dog from the couch to the floor so I could lay down and it took her a moment to realize what happened but when she did she started barking at me
tranquil path
What difference does having fully insulated limbs make? Every other part is fully insulated but my limbs
And i still freeze on -45c
2 mins max
Unless i keep body heat up and sacrifice endurance
bronze moat
What difference does having fully insulated limbs make? Every other part is full...
Look at your character panel.
What is your OVERALL body temp?
candid patio
Higher rating = more warm.
More warm = less cold in winter.
More warm = more o...
I'm assuming this is an in game explanation and not irl
bronze moat
I'm assuming this is an in game explanation and not irl
It’s both. But clearly the poster is asking about Zomboid
tranquil path
Look at your character panel.
What is your OVERALL body temp?
Drops to like 33 outside when i stay for longer than 2 mins or maybe even less. I was wondering if having my limbs on red instead of green insulation would make any difference
Im outta food rn so its either i risk getting food or get clothes
bronze moat
Drops to like 33 outside when i stay for longer than 2 mins or maybe even less. ...
Coverage matters most and chest/head is the main thing.
If you get the chilly moodle, not a big deal. Cold moodle starts to sap your calories and stamina.
Unless B42 makes “chilly” have an effect, but I don’t think it does
tranquil path
Oh ok
subtle widget
Hello there
tall glen
I am home
bronze moat
Oh ok
Yeah don’t micromanage your armor too much.
Things like firefighter armor will keep you super warm in cold weather. But will make you overheat FAST in warm weather
tall glen
am both sleepy and hungy
subtle widget
am both sleepy and hungy
So real
bronze moat
am both sleepy and hungy
I will share my dino nuggies with you
tranquil path
Man if firefighter armor wasnt so ugly
I have 2 long sleeves 1 full body armor and a jacket to top it off still not enough
tall glen
I have brauts frying with onions
tranquil path
Does my clothes being bloody affect insulation?
tall glen
and I have mashy potato
bronze moat
Man if firefighter armor wasnt so ugly
My winter armor is cute:
tranquil path
Where can i send images
bronze moat
Does my clothes being bloody affect insulation?
No. Just look for holes. A hole = ZERO insulation regardless of it’s insulation rating.
Patch up dem holes to stay warm
tranquil path
Okok
bronze moat
and I have mashy potato
Good food then. U r set
vital marten
young kelp
is there a new update or something
there's an upcoming one said to be released around this year, not actual date yet, but the wolfrum update did occur
tho in my case
everything is new
its been so long since I last touched the mod
that I'm not sure if slimes are supposed to be that hostile
bronze moat
IF YOU EVER WONDER IF PEOPLE DUM
1- Go to ANY IKEA.
2- Walk around.
3- Look for the FAKE doors painted in the background of displays.
4-Observe how many hundreds, if not THOUSANDS of people have reached for a fake door handle. Even after it has been damaged by hundreds (or thousands) of people before.
5- Marvel at the inherent dum of humans
toxic relic
who is that
oblique stream
**IF YOU EVER WONDER IF PEOPLE DUM**
1- Go to ANY IKEA.
2- Walk around.
3- Look...
I think everyone has their moments like that at least once 
thin wedge
who is that
undertale guy
oblique stream
who is that
Undertale and deltarune creator
karmic jetty
monkez
karmic jetty
thin wedge
in a bag i got bag in a bag
quaint mortar
in a bag i got bag in a bag
a house in a middle of a house
oblique stream
@quaint mortar
toxic relic
did you change your pfp golden
thin wedge
a house in a middle of a house
thereeeeeeeee
toxic relic
or has your dog always looked so depressed
bronze moat
I think everyone has their moments like that at least once <:drunk:7213615332711...
Yup. But….
1,000 people in a year at an Ikea.
Times 10 Ikeas.
10,000 people a year.
Now add in 10 walmarks, 10 kmarts, 10 fred meyers, 10 mcdonalds.
Lets say 1,000 businesses x1,000 people a year.
That’s 1 million per year.
It is reasonable to assume this at happens MORE than 1,000 locations if you add in gas stations and other random places where people brain fart.
Let’s say 10,000 places (there are over 300,000 convenience stores in America).
So 10 million people are having brain farts like this a year. Just as a guesstimate.
That’s 28,000 Americans, per day (or 1,170 per hour) having these mental brain farts.
People dum. Our brains are NOT that smart. It farts. A lot. Brain farts = common.
(This rando post just covered about 4 years of actual psychology and neuroscience college courses ;). )
lilac quarry
holy shit dave the SPACING
quaint mortar
@oblique stream
oblique stream
or has your dog always looked so depressed
Always was
bronze moat
holy shit dave the SPACING
But neat to read.
I type weird
lilac quarry
toxic relic
its worse for me to read tbh
but idm it
large spaces makes my brain wonder and i cant follow proper
lilac quarry
same
bronze moat
You should see my college essays.
oblique stream
<@522410419361415198>
lilac quarry
oh yeah naturally
I had to write 20 page essays every 2 weeks in paramedic school 
truly insane
for 2 years
oblique stream
I had to write 20 page essays every 2 weeks in paramedic school <:sad_cat:873457...
Had you wrote them by hand
lilac quarry
thin wedge
holy shit dave the SPACING
mind the gap
oblique stream
Or on pc
thin wedge
bronze moat
Honesty most my posts are from my phone. And typing like this creates a weird run-on sentence format so I am used to hitting enter twice between lines ofherwise it just makes one long ass paragraph with not end
oblique stream
Thats how you get doctor's handwriting
lilac quarry
I have fantastic writing 
young kelp
its just scribbles
lilac quarry
I'm in medicine but clearly not smart enough because my writing is great
karmic jetty
no shot joe has tupid
toxic relic
that's insane
at least you're not an old man
i had to write so many essays and proofs by hand
karmic jetty
young kelp
the fact that a good chunk of people die cause the doctor's handwriting is so bad and they get the wrong prescription
lilac quarry
is that true
toxic relic
back in my day we didnt have mathlab and cea 👴
thin wedge
no shot joe has tupid
i have it all
lilac quarry
I don't think that's true
young kelp
probably
bronze moat
for 2 years
Sounds about average.
One of my essays is tucked away somewhere in the Oxford Library. Proud of that one, but it’s weird and obscure
young kelp
I heard about it years ago back in highschool
karmic jetty
i have it all
u have all the tupids
oblique stream
the fact that a good chunk of people die cause the doctor's handwriting is so ba...
In a world of internet and phones, nah
thin wedge
lilac quarry
u have all the tupids
yeah yeah whatever where's my 20k
bronze moat
back in my day we didnt have mathlab and cea 👴
We had MATH BLASTER
bronze moat
we had coolmathgames
MATH BLASTER
toxic relic
smh
karmic jetty
cool steamhappy (uncommon)
bronze moat
MAVIS BEACON
oblique stream
In a world of internet and phones, nah
Pharmacists are already accustomed to doctor's handwriting anyway
neat moat
<:stupidblackcat:1241066406624100352>
why are you in the femcel server if youre not a femcel
karmic jetty
femcel is a lifestyle
karmic jetty
https://tenor.com/view/cell-smile-dragon-ball-perfect-cell-dragonball-gif-111763...
he absorbs all the tupid
lilac quarry
he absorbs all the tupid
where's my 20
toxic relic
oblique stream
Pharmacists are already accustomed to doctor's handwriting anyway
Like they also look at your prescription and maybe ask what's your diagnosis just in case and compare them to doctor's scribbles
toxic relic
stolen
lilac quarry
what's your currency again
livid notch
<:Steam_happycool:1379541234909057105>
karmic jetty
clams
livid notch
Stolen
neat moat
they're in the ocean
lilac quarry
raw rock
what's your currency again
Feet Pics
toxic relic
neutron star
lilac quarry
neutron star
thin wedge
bill is cell
im perfect cell
toxic relic
yeah
lilac quarry
toxic relic
lilac quarry
lets fucking go
toxic relic
orb
neat moat
toxic relic
time to watch trash tv and fall asleep with food in bed
neat moat
lord
neat moat
time to watch trash tv and fall asleep with food in bed
why would you go an do a thing like that
thin wedge
the wise red orb
toxic relic
why would you go an do a thing like that
its time to live dirty
neat moat
damn
thin wedge
let see that orb break it down
toxic relic
let see that orb break it down
bronze moat
Someone say twerk?
neat moat
neat moat
stink is missing out fr
onyx igloo
why would you
neat moat
You will never achieve nirvana
toxic relic
glad i missed it
bronze moat
I’d break a hip. But 15 years ago? Yup I twerked
toxic relic
You will never achieve nirvana
nirvana is overrated
neat moat
btw Dave is the zomboid server still down or is it online?
bronze moat
Pearl jam due to be honest I’m in Seattle native
bronze moat
btw Dave is the zomboid server still down or is it online?
My old server is still online but that’s because I’m tweaking with mods
bronze moat
I’m trying to get a new one up Sunday or Monday.
I posted about it
neat moat
Yeah I saw just wanted to double check
bronze moat
stream it on twitch
No!!!! Twerking is against TOS
bronze moat
Yeah I saw just wanted to double check
Yeah, if you put in the IP address, you’ll still see that the service online right now, but you need the password and login
karmic jetty
why did leon send me feet
bronze moat
I mean, technically, if you want, you can login now, but Rosewood is overrun with zombies. I think I have like 50 inside Roxy’s House
onyx igloo
one time i got so scared of a game i strained my leg really bad
quaint mortar
zee pass the pics
WHAT
onyx igloo
one time i got so scared of a game i strained my leg really bad
eh more like my ankle
onyx igloo
what
quaint mortar
without me?
thin wedge
in front of my salad???
harsh vault
what do you mean without you!
thin wedge
lilac quarry
zee pass the pics
🦶
quaint mortar
what do you mean without you!
without me!?
bronze moat
in front of my salad???
I watched that movie four times! For research
neat moat
in front of my salad???
I didn't know you were a beta
harsh vault
I didn't know you were a beta
are you the alpha
bronze moat
I didn't know you were a beta
I mean, technically, everybody is
last spoke
chat I'm gonna do something funny
onyx igloo
wtf i just heard breathing in my ear
neat moat
schat hit the dirt
bronze moat
I get a kick out of pointing out to people that believe that whole thing that if there’s someone they consider to be an alpha, then they buy extension or automatically a beta.
last spoke
I bought a tub of icecream which I fully intend to let melt
onyx igloo
ay ghost leave me alone it ain't the time
last spoke
(cookies and cream)
thin wedge
I didn't know you were a beta
regressive omega there a difference
bronze moat
Like if I consider Kiana Reves to be an alpha male? Then by extension, I am automatically beta
last spoke
Then I'm gonna combine this icecream with self raising flour and a small amount of baking soda
neat moat
why
bronze moat
Ice cream cake is actually really good
karmic jetty
is called baking ghoti u wouldnt get it
lilac quarry
should I buy a firetruck irl
bronze moat
If the recipe works out, it’s actually really good
lilac quarry
someone is selling one on fb marketplace
karmic jetty
the ocean isnt known for bakery
toxic relic
stream it on twitch
neat moat
should I buy a firetruck irl
How big is it
toxic relic
should I buy a firetruck irl
does it look cool?
lilac quarry
like full size
karmic jetty
is it the kei firetruck
bronze moat
someone is selling one on fb marketplace
Yes. If you have storage for it.
lilac quarry
it's $2995
karmic jetty
what u need a firetruck for
candid patio
I bought a tub of icecream which I fully intend to let melt
This one time my roommate's friend was visiting and she made cupcakes using melted Ben and Jerry's ice cream as an ingredient.
neat moat
jeeeze
rose kestrel
I’d break a hip. But 15 years ago? Yup I twerked
really?
neat moat
if you're gonna use it then sure
bronze moat
Three grand for a fire truck? Does it run?
toxic relic
it's $2995
a full sized fire truck on fb marketplace
lilac quarry
fully functional at auction no idea why
lilac quarry
I LOVE scams
karmic jetty
lokiel collecting all emergency service jobs like infinity stone
lilac quarry
the real emergency service job I do is this
neat moat
yeah its super sus for so cheep but yeah
thin wedge
good luck getting a search and recuse heli
lilac quarry
thin wedge
bronze moat
I LOVE scams
Do a background check on the auction itself.
karmic jetty
discord mod is essential worker
rose kestrel
I stop dancing right around when Covid hit
you were a professional dancer?
lilac quarry
discord mod is essential worker
frontline
last spoke
How funny would it be if you called an ambulance then a firetruck showed up and then paramedics stepped out anyway
bronze moat
you were a professional dancer?
Lol no
thin wedge
discord mod is essential worker
these servers ain't gonna mods themselves
quaint mortar
How funny would it be if you called an ambulance then a firetruck showed up and ...
fun April fool's joke
karmic jetty
https://tenor.com/view/paramedic-emt-twerking-booty-shaking-sexy-man-gif-2365107...
real footage of lokiel on the job
candid patio
iunno but for $3k that's not bad
I don't know if there's an equivalent in your country but this reminds me of a site called govdeals.com
bronze moat
See the dude with the blue cyber goth outfit? That’s basically what I look like.
young kelp
why do american EMTs wear bp vests
cops might mistake them for allies of the enemy
lilac quarry
dave face reveal incoming
rose kestrel
https://tenor.com/view/paramedic-emt-twerking-booty-shaking-sexy-man-gif-2365107...
leon when hes not getting enough attention
toxic relic
why do american EMTs wear bp vests
fear mongering
young kelp
thin wedge
why do american EMTs wear bp vests
probably a detroit medic
karmic jetty
🦅 emt is just a lamer trauma team so they go into danger without means of countering
thin wedge
can't even defend themselves
bronze moat
dave face reveal incoming
Nah. I’m old and decrepit these days
lilac quarry
probably a detroit medic
well chief keef said he'd come and blow new jersey up so I imagine it's more dangerous there
thin wedge
last spoke
I completed remote first aid training last week
candid patio
why do american EMTs wear bp vests
I can answer this
thin wedge
I think we already know fam
karmic jetty
i wanna see emt in full heavy armour
lilac quarry
there are two medics that wear bp vests where I work 
thin wedge
last spoke
Paramedics here in aus are like scarily frequently victims of assault
thin wedge
gotta defend your right so they don't resuscitate you
candid patio
The American public has a strong hatred for police officers and they are too dumb to tell the difference between EMTs and pigs
karmic jetty
bruh
thin wedge
well this will be me soon enough <a:nerd_glasses:1141898045856952400>
real shit
lilac quarry
ye
thin wedge
upgrade to combat medic
karmic jetty
see ambulance
freakin pigs in blue smh my head
thin wedge
minus the gun
bronze moat
Paramedics here in aus are like scarily frequently victims of assault
Paramedics and even emergency room staff are frequently victims of assault.
I’m not an EMT and I get attacked by patient quite frequently
lilac quarry
Yeah I got attacked two weeks ago
karmic jetty
well this will be me soon enough <a:nerd_glasses:1141898045856952400>
this kinda sick tho
candid patio
On top of that, my cousin (emt) says that he has had a few people threaten to harm them after he administered narcan to them.
neat moat
do emts use man catchers
lilac quarry
On top of that, my cousin (emt) says that he has had a few people threaten to ha...
oh yeah that's the classic
thin wedge
Yeah I got attacked two weeks ago <:thumbsup:1115884112348184699>
no DTP?
bronze moat
One of my former patients had an actual morning to even the porters not to get within arms reach of her bed.
She was a notoriously, horny old lady, and she would grab anyone within arm reach and pull them onto her
karmic jetty
whats narcan
lilac quarry
we give smaller doses of narcan (naloxone) via IV so it restores their respiratory drive but doesn't make them wake up
lilac quarry
whats narcan
opioid antagonist
harsh vault
whats narcan
thing to stop people from overdosing
candid patio
do emts use man catchers
Absolutely not in America. Basically no one uses those in that country.
lilac quarry
stops the OD temporarily
thin wedge
temporarily til they put out their IV cause their itchy
candid patio
we give smaller doses of narcan (naloxone) via IV so it restores their respirato...
Clever
karmic jetty
then whos the opioid protagonist
neat moat
Absolutely not in America. Basically no one uses those in that country.
I heard they were pretty great at safly disarming assailants with dangerous melee weapons
thin wedge
then they start tweaking again
lilac quarry
typically if you blast them with narcan intranasal or injection IM they get up, run away and then OD somewhere else
lilac quarry
then whos the opioid protagonist
not me anymore
thin wedge
thin wedge
"Let me go im alright now"
lilac quarry
bronze moat
I try my best not to be judgmental, but tweakers are among my least favorite people on the planet
lilac quarry
actually this
lilac quarry
I try my best not to be judgmental, but tweakers are among my least favorite peo...
I LOVE them
karmic jetty
emt and firefighters are like turbo cool compared to cops
candid patio
Narcan makes drug abusers upset because it kills their high
neat moat
Leon I require fent to be administered into me, Im going through withdrawals
lilac quarry
man psychiatric calls are my favourite
thin wedge
Nah fam we gotta hand you over to the cops after this 😂👌
lilac quarry
the wild card calls are the BEST
thin wedge
Not like they'll do much anyways
harsh vault
Narcan makes drug abusers upset because it kills their high
if you have multiple narcans, they will be happy
lilac quarry
priority psyche, you show up and find they've concocted a witcher 3 potion in the toilet by mixing a ton of cleaners to get high and they have airway burns and are also overdosing
FIRE
thin wedge
probably 2 or 3 days detained and back on the streets
lilac quarry
candid patio
if you have multiple narcans, they will be happy
I'm concerned about you knowledge on this topic
toxic relic
leon just loves the drama
lilac quarry
it's the best
karmic jetty
mustard gas
toxic relic
lmao
harsh vault
I'm concerned about you knowledge on this topic
narcans hold epi, druggies love epi
neat moat
Leon are you like an energy vampire
lilac quarry
narcans hold epi, druggies love epi
wat
harsh vault
i swear it held epi!
toxic relic
druggies
echo bone
brochacho 😢
toxic relic
that sounds worse than tweakers
lilac quarry
i swear it held epi!
harsh vault
dont look at me like that
candid patio
narcans hold epi, druggies love epi
From what I've seen on letter Kenny this is not true
harsh vault
well 1984
lilac quarry
what do you mean narcan holds epi
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/shotgun-mustard-gas-gif-5368742967077568799
dudes pecs look like footballs
oiled up footballs
harsh vault
am being ganged up over the wrong knowledge!
lilac quarry
OKAY BUT EXPLAIN
thin wedge
misinformation
neat moat
dont look at me like that
if a medical professional os looking at you like that its probably not good
lilac quarry
no DISinformation
thin wedge
amazing webmd info
harsh vault
OKAY BUT EXPLAIN
I THOUGHT NARCANS CONTAINED EPI
candid patio
oiled up footballs
Honestly I regret reading this and scrolling up to verify
lilac quarry
karmic jetty
deezinformation
toxic relic
narcan is naloxone
bronze moat
man psychiatric calls are my favourite
I had to talk some guy down who was amped up so badly that you could tell, he was waiting for anything to trigger a psychotic rage so he could punch something.
I had to convince him that I would speak to his dealer, and somehow get him his next fix before he started killing people.
Those kind of conversations always rattled me a bit. Cause if I screw up? There’s a chance, the dude turn psychotic and attack somebody
thin wedge
https://tenor.com/view/guillotine-france-robespierre-revolution-francaise-execut...
my favorite french passtime
toxic relic
not epinephrine
harsh vault
oh
thin wedge
harsh vault
good to know
candid patio
Someone tell me something uplifting about the future.
karmic jetty
not epinephrine
spess
toxic relic
nothing good to say
thin wedge
Someone tell me something uplifting about the future.
Death
neat moat
wait was it meth or coke that gave you super powers
harsh vault
PCP
thin wedge
karmic jetty
future has lotso yommy food
lilac quarry
I had to talk some guy down who was amped up so badly that you could tell, he wa...
I had to physically fight off a 300lb man who was high on meth and drunk when he decided to try to kick my ass in the back of the ambulance
bronze moat
Yeah, PCP is no joke
thin wedge
future has lotso yommy food
but u get fyat
neat moat
I had to physically fight off a 300lb man who was high on meth and drunk when he...
who won
lilac quarry
he got me good but I'm so thankful police actually showed up when we needed them
thin wedge
karmic jetty
but u get fyat
opposite actually bcs they have no nutrional values
neat moat
Leon didnt go for the choke hold smh
bronze moat
I had to physically fight off a 300lb man who was high on meth and drunk when he...
You’re probably jacked yourself though lol
Like fire fighter, bodybuilder type
lilac quarry
brother I can't hurt people lol
neat moat
I know
bronze moat
At my best physical physique I was 165 pounds of skinny ass nerd
karmic jetty
I'm 225 rn
old
neat moat
Leon should have hit him with the 5 point palm
toxic relic
and your balls are massive
hardy muralBOT
bronze moat
The most damage I could ever inflict on anybody was 10d6 lightning damage in dungeons and dragons
karmic jetty
i wanna imagine a batman in emt
lilac quarry
lilac quarry
no lmao I'm not that huge
karmic jetty
how much is that in real units
young kelp
The most damage I could ever inflict on anybody was 10d6 lightning damage in dun...
has anyone ever done a wizard with a gun character
toxic relic
he's jerking your chain ghoti
bronze moat
i wanna imagine a batman in emt
We got members of the fighting 50 first they show up at hospitals all over the place here! So they wear official Star Wars cosplay
neat moat
I was gonna say your heart wouldn't be able to take much more
toxic relic
My EMT cousin is 6'8 and he doesn't fit very well in his rig
neck pain 
bronze moat
I think Santa trooper still makes his rounds?
lilac quarry
yo my buddy is 6'7 and I still don't know how he's in the field
I'm 6'0 and I have to fully crane my neck to fit in the back while standing
neat moat
at what hight do you start getting medical problems
karmic jetty
i need a translation
toxic relic
do emts have a max height limit like pilots
candid patio
My 6'8 cousin has taught me that being above a certain height is a disability lol
neat moat
oh shit I forgot about that
lilac quarry
do emts have a max height limit like pilots
nah they need bodies
karmic jetty
how tall is 6 feet
neat moat
short kings rule the sky's who knew
candid patio
do emts have a max height limit like pilots
Not in the US.
young kelp
how tall is 6 feet
taller than most doors
toxic relic
how tall is 6 feet
182 cm
young kelp
at least in my country
toxic relic
sorry ping
karmic jetty
thin wedge
when does lokiel change the chat again. 
karmic jetty
tall
bronze moat
Yeah, emergency services are a super high stress job. They’re not gonna worry about your physical height.
toxic relic
im 186 cm
neat moat
how tall is 6 feet
about 0.02 football fields
young kelp
oh wait wtf the chat name did change
toxic relic
around 6'1
thin wedge
genreal chat
karmic jetty
erm hows the weather up there 
candid patio
how tall is 6 feet
My cousin is 203cm
toxic relic
so 6 foot is around 182
neat moat
182 what 🤓
toxic relic
cm
bronze moat
I’m 6 foot three but would never make it as an EMT.
toxic relic
stress
neat moat
fuck
karmic jetty
im like 50 metres tall and came from spess
toxic relic
HAHAH
bronze moat
How to tell if a short person is actually a short person?
If they use fractions
Did they say they’re 5’3” and a quarter? They’re short lol
candid patio
Cousin hasn't been able to buy shoes in person since he was 14.
He has to hypotenuse his bed because he's too long otherwise.
toxic relic
i dont use imperial so
lilac quarry
I’m 9’9” and 5/8
thin wedge
Anyone can suffer from random collapsed lung at any moment. 
toxic relic
Anyone can suffer from random collapsed lung at any moment. <:stare_waiting:9286...
i wish
neat moat
im like 50 metres tall and came from spess
toxic relic
let a sudden brain blast kill me
bronze moat
I’m 9’9” and 5/8
Shawty detected
lilac quarry
Anyone can suffer from random collapsed lung at any moment. <:stare_waiting:9286...
Erm spontaneous pneumothorax is rare and only lethal free can experience it
YEAH
thin wedge
rare but not zero percent
neat moat
I heard at any momment you could have a brain rupture
lilac quarry
EXCEEDINGLY rare
lilac quarry
I heard at any momment you could have a brain rupture
Ye
neat moat
die at any second and youd never know
bronze moat
let a sudden brain blast kill me
toxic relic
let a man dream leon
toxic relic
die at any second and youd never know
lmao
thin wedge
indeed
lilac quarry
Yeah the burst aneurysm would render you unconscious and you would just never wake up
One of my ex girlfriends moms had that happen
thin wedge
I heard at any momment you could have a brain rupture
Just walk in a wet bathroom floor
lilac quarry
She aight tho
thin wedge
neat moat
She aight tho
she's a vegetable though
lilac quarry
Nah
toxic relic
vegetable
lilac quarry
Tomato is a fruit now a vegetable
thin wedge
Oh she a redhead
neat moat
I can turn humans into vegetables
toxic relic
theres a movie about that
karmic jetty
bornana
thin wedge
i can make an orange with banana
neat moat
hey apple
karmic jetty
borange
karmic jetty
why did it go in sideways
gilded bridge
why did it go in sideways
Did it?
karmic jetty
jarvis slow down the footage
gilded bridge
Do I see less frames than you?
karmic jetty
diver
neat moat
yeah diver
harsh vault
this brings me Vietnam flashbacks of that underwater diver
i would believe you would have been a funny soldier in vietnam
neat moat
I would have been drafted so
harsh vault
you should have been that radio host
quaint mortar
yeah diver
he seems like a hellish diver
karmic jetty
say that again
gilded bridge
yeah diver
Weren't there 4?
neat moat
what
harsh vault
@karmic jetty ooo look theres clams on the ground
karmic jetty
harsh vault
want the clams zee?
quaint mortar
say that again
he seems like a hellish diver
bronze moat
HELLDIVERS mentioned!
HAPPY VICTORY DAY! Get those C01’s filed
neat moat
this happens to me a lot fuck
bronze moat
Spelunkers
karmic jetty
thin wedge
this happens to me a lot fuck
Yeah Nov 1 2024 was a cringe day for ya
candid patio
Oh shit I just found out localthunk is Canadian
onyx igloo
cave divers smell of stones
candid patio
Lfg
harsh vault
this happens to me a lot fuck
do you really have that many cringe memories?
onyx igloo
you would not believe
candid patio
do you really have that many cringe memories?
COUNTLESS
toxic relic
eh
toxic relic
its in the past, no need to be embarrassed
neat moat
Yeah Nov 1 2024 was a cringe day for ya
close but no cigar
toxic relic
and embarrassing moments are hilarious
onyx igloo
close but no cigar
no cigar good, smoke bad
neat moat
do you really have that many cringe memories?
trauma but that too
quaint mortar
slappy >:c
slappy...
candid patio
its in the past, no need to be embarrassed
You are so much wiser and enlightened than me, Dr. Farty.
karmic jetty
time to eat fish 
onyx igloo
i am but a humble baker
quaint mortar
throwback to that one team fortress 2 scout workshop cosmetic
toxic relic
You are so much wiser and enlightened than me, Dr. Farty.
lmao nah, i just have no shame
onyx igloo
make my double chocolate cookies
harsh vault
me
toxic relic
one time i pissed on someones tent while they were in it
quaint mortar
me
harsh vault
no me
karmic jetty
slappy is that ventriloquist dummy from goosebumps
toxic relic
i just think its fucking hilarious now
quaint mortar
grr
quaint mortar
I don't remember that date
karmic jetty
why he wearing a chin diaper
toxic relic
chin diaper
neat moat
I didnt know you were one of them zee smh
harsh vault
Oh. Right. Hello.
what about me!
quaint mortar
why he wearing a chin diaper
that's a mask, zee
candid patio
slappy is that ventriloquist dummy from goosebumps
Not sure if offended
karmic jetty
wha
midnight grotto
hello all
candid patio
what about me!
You often speak my name
karmic jetty
bronze moat
Yay for dinner meds (not mine, I’m just the delivery boy)
harsh vault
You often speak my name
because i likes talking to u :3
stable oar
maybe you need to wear diapers
neat moat
I was joking thihgh
candid patio
because i likes talking to u :3
As do i
gilded bridge
one time i pissed on someones tent while they were in it
And they called me crazy for this #general_chat message
toxic relic
And they called me crazy for this https://discord.com/channels/13650132034020966...
nah
thats not bad
neat moat
wait was south park anti mask??
gilded bridge
thats not bad
Wdym?! It is
toxic relic
Wdym?! It is
not to me
neat moat
ah ok
neat moat
south park said a lot of dumb stuff so I wouldn't he suprised
flash back to the tobacco episode
onyx igloo
south park is the embodiment of dumb stuff
harsh vault
i never got into south park, was very overstimulating
onyx igloo
cant be much worse than what modern era kids are watching
neat moat
WHAT
toxic relic
what dude
harsh vault
buh
toxic relic
you think those parks and woods you walk past are just full of squirrels and shit
neat moat
Even if it was a straight couple that would ge wack
toxic relic
think again, bud
neat moat
you think those parks and woods you walk past are just full of squirrels and shi...
oh
I thought they ment like
onyx igloo
its a bit odd to do in public is my only thought
harsh vault
Even if it was a straight couple that would ge wack
if it was straight it would be worse
neat moat
in tbe middle of town
thin wedge
neat moat
where everyone could see
harsh vault
gay couples could most definitely get away with things straight couples cant
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/tweek-craig-south-park-southpark-kyle-broflovski-gif-3326...
why is this so wholesome
toxic relic
gay couples could most definitely get away with things straight couples cant
no lmao
they literally said a message previously that its illegal
onyx igloo
what are we talkin about
i don't know
lilac quarry
I'm not a mod rn
harsh vault
gay couples are still illegal in areas?
onyx igloo
i'm scared and confused where am i
toxic relic
"yeah gay people could get more leeway"
🤨
onyx igloo
gay couples are still illegal in areas?
well yes
toxic relic
isanely narrow statement