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alright thank you
thank you mr fart
They get freaky at night
so theyre more likely to touch me then?
Night terrors enabled do be like thay

im just a man alone
fighting zombie
listening to true music radio
eating canned corn
im eating peanut butter actually
fart I want you to theorize whether bill is real
reality is irrelevant
real?
telecorn?
go to bed
sleep
no
SLEEP
enuf slep
18 hours
now is the time for action
Zozo in the Frontlines 

veryyy interesting https://youtube.com/shorts/Rg9hfupiNZk?si=9M3IdsuaMUxk5e9Q
do they have word for cat
sounds fake
PIE more like DIE because they're all DEAD
you before me
never
I can guarantee that
Noooooo omg
Delicious
must be a real potty mouth
if smell good why not tasty?

He just ate the dove
vanilla extract
They call me deodorant


what is that
those who schnoze
lmao
feel sorry for poor Rngo over there having to watch all these gifs and check they are ok, bet they want to go all sleep icon as well 🙂
is flare older than dodo
chat is this real https://youtube.com/shorts/gDDDVyk89b4?si=Q1LgemSQ1QOG9lmP
i never thought chat as a pronoun before
it all makes sense

ur all chat
the most unrealistic part of that was that humans would be around for 100 years
chat isnt a new pronoun
fartass
SHIN GODZILLA
From Hideaki Anno and Shinji Higuchi
In theatres August 14
Follow @godzilla_toho and @GKIDSfilms for more updates!
https://gkids.com/films/shin-godzilla
Something has surfaced in Tokyo Bay. As the Prime Minister of Japan pleads with the public to remain calm, a horrific creature of tremendous size makes landfall in the city, leavi...
remastered
I forgot how someone explained it but its like more of a name
me when I want to get into scp content
scp lameee
finally a decent take
scp be liek scp1306 dinglebob when near coughing bebe explodes the universe
most of them just tries to one up each other on how ridiculous they can be
"my SCP can beat your SCP!'
just makes the foundation look like total hacks
No store has pita bread 
hey pita
The world grows ever darker
pita griffin
I hope it snaps your neck before mine
can't give una fuck
why are you in that sever
chiikawa
what did they do to deserve this
you know I don't know id the twink jokes are jokes anymore

So true
joe u should play clickholding
wait is that a 🌽 game

yep its about the time gen chat becomes degen chat
Now that your here fr
bruh tf thats supposed to mean
hi friends
real
chat
It’s so cute
I need some help
Don’t we all
I meant like ing lol
some more than other
is this for build 41 as well
no
nvm
Leon the most definitely
The heck is a PZ
👍
“We” 

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SPORK?!?!?
Jet 2 holiday
Nice
Mine was nice to me today
they're looking to ditch me in the dirt
PZ when no MP (Becomes boring and tedious)
solo good fun
ghoti!
chat
frem!!!
real
No, they’ll make me hate them again very soon
Like probably tomorrow when they tell me they’re denying my wisdom teeth removal lol
"we have needed it a cosmetic procedure"
this reminds me that, even though it didnt happen, it was possible they'd lable my mouth ulser a cosmetic procedure
its literally not
not if those wisdom teeth have cavities.
its a life saving medical procedure
tru
bait used to be so believable
bruh look it up
would you like me to pull up deaths from tooth infection?
oh right
thanks jole
mua
ghoti come on man
btw hi ghoti
you gotta work on htat
hi destroyer
ghoti can be the deodorant
how you been
Mine are impacted, if I left them alone I’d probably lose my molars which would cost them way more in the long run
what does this mean
good. just heavily modding skyrim
based
jesus hostile
🚬
like
What
also jole id like to know what deodorant means
problem solved
?
@plush cobalt they’re stealing your bit
its used in armpits to clean your self!
peak
im suprised you dont know..
drip
but to make it smell less when its not
you dont clean yourself with deodorant please dont tell you you wash wish deodorant
yes
it's a life-saving procedure
i clean my stomach with deodrant
i take a bite a day
I see
exactly. a bite a day keeps death away
therefore life-saving
realy helps with acid reflux
should take a bite outta death to build tolerance
inject
cambrie look at this boomer joke I have for you. Made by yours truly
repost
wh
hwa
we played these games before
you're shell?
cambrie wasn't here last time
no
guys
cambrie isnt here
do you eat uh
I dont subscribe to gas
never will be
you said you made it. you made the ad.
she isn't immersed in the meta verse 😔
no i don't eat i
im a faikure
destroyer, are you autistic
just wing it like i do
sex
yes, technically. asbergers, remember
no
not what i meant
but poeple think i am
sex.
much better
destroyer, would you use your diagnosis as an excuse for potential racism
Carl you are not programed to s3x like that
fuck no
sex?
sex.
absolutely fucking not
I wonder who else could learn from that
sexer sexer
have... i not proven that this whole time?
no this isnt about you dw
(other than that 1 bad take about discipline)
ok?
hai chat
For some reason I desire potato in some form.
hey floof
:3
ireland
haii
hai ghoti fren
see, you're getting it. kind of
new map on my run is weird
who is it about
I think its cause of the modded scenario? Didn't properly read it
tho it still doesn't make sense
since they dropped from the sky
not wake up in some kind of facility
how do I make my dude sleep through the night? Since I have him down at like 22:00 and he’s up by 2:50
huh. I thought Google Earth died, like, years ago...
also what does it mean by projects
zomboid
do you guys ever laugh to yourselves
aka this'
yeah, all the time. mainly when I'm extremely bored
yeah i laugh when i should be crying
geoguessr freemium
lol yes
hell yeah
what is that creature
samyang buldak aint spicy enuf
i think that would send me to the er lol
okay bud
yall weak

My dad always orders (American) Thai as hot as possible. Idk how he enjoys that
I've eaten a red chili pepper. literally took a bite out of one, whole
bruh im white as hell lol one grain of pepper gives me heartburn
no shot
Snow white
Ketchup must be spicy for you
u need more spice in ur loife
the spice must flow
I don't like spicy for the sake of heat. I like spicy for the taste.
spicy for the PAIN
if u dont cri and coughing and feel like vomitting then it aint spicy enuf
Yes yes zeerol we get it your a machoist
lmao
what's the hottest pepper you've eaten?
pepper i hardly know er
i come across reels of different asain countries for food and im like damn that looks gfood and they get to the sauce and so much chili pepper and im like bro lol
btw American Thai Hot, usually lvl 5, is just Mild in actual Thailand, or at least I've heard
What's your favorite spicy dish, chat?
lol yea i dunno i tried level 1 spice level at our thai restraunt here and it was warm
Curry's more like hot.
I prefer either Drunken Noodles, or just plain old Pho.
Pho with Siracha and Fish sauce mixed in, of course
(Fish/oyster sauce is usually what that black sauce is)
(the thicker one, not the soy sauce)
Go to
im hongery
Like, this was heat hot rather than spicy. It didn't even burn my mouth nor stung, but the spices warmed into an almost-uncomfortable heat as it went down
God yall making me wanna eat
magnificent
give
stop flexing on me
and not be depressed in my room
rood
give a bite and she will steal the bowl from under your nose
Stay mad, I'm protecting vros food
OUR fud
what is the meat sticks ?
God I'm so hungry now
i love meat pops
uh-uhm... not to be edgy or anything but... why am i able to go to back to 1930...? Google Earth...? Why's this even an option...?
makin curry noodles
ah google earth
edgy because your on the edge of the world?
good times
oh yeah with small pox n stuff lol
used to use it alot for work
I don't think small pox was the primary concern of the 1930s
just putting that out there
Ahah.
originally bc i was gonna post a pic of berlin. In 1943.
and yeah, no
looks good
YOU KNOW hat i meant lol
i enjoy our modern medicine lol
yeah, great depression
lol my grandparents went through that they still have ticket thingies for good they had to use
you mean ration books
Bánh mì for brekkie. Fishcake, sausages, 3 whole eggs with signature sauce, caramelized onions and salted egg mayo. Served with nước tương(dark soy sauce) and pickled veggies.
When you think about it, the 1930s really did fuck everything
makin brekfast chat
thinking of instant curry noodles and a bowl of ice cream later
I mean, not to get into a contoversial discussion, but WWI's powers fucked everything
If you wanna debate, dm
Why would I debate the truth
i'm very much into history
fair
chat try not to talk about war challenge impossible
I can dm you for other reasons bbg 😳
lol
Its an elaborate ruse to slide in dms. Dm me for more details
YEAH
also fair
idk what bbg means tho
bb gorl
Well i'm sure a few of us are actual veterans so like, war is a pretty common point of discussion
i think it means big biscuits gravy
i realized after i posted that
did u get the beanut sauce
yes
I need to find another offering to the Mods before they bean me
that's what the yellow toenail mustard is
offer feet
My bag of pecans and paperclips barely saved me
looks very diff compared to what im used to here
what lol
I'm not a 18YO female highschool graduate tyvm
why 18, why hs, and why female
why those specifically
Long story, very common where I am.
I refuse to date locally it's that bad.
okayyy... not gonna pry more than that.

Anyways I wonder if the mods will accept 1lb of ground deer meat as an offering
I'd need like 40lbs
lol
all you do is report me to hr
that's like
Me, I'm bbg
half my deep freeze
:3
how will I make it through the winter
Paint a pentagram out of deer blood, and mark each point of the star with mod and admin pfps
and changed the keys lol
you guys out here really eating bambi
instant curry noodles obtained
now i need sumthin to watch
show us the result
Yea all the time
who said anything about eating
no
LOL
is really sad tho
im getting a motorcycle 
Bambi and her whole extended family, Thumper too.
Khay
goodbye chip
straight to hell
was nice knowing chip before he got bilateral femur fractures and a multiple amputations
hey you can make decent meal out of instant stuff lol
ill make sure to end up as road paste in your jurisdiction
have fun losing your knees. and face. and life.
besides its food!
one smol issue
i cant cook
why does everyone automatically assume im gonna die
Would you like a deer burger?
Guys why isn't chip dead yet
no 20,000 for you
he has a bike

i dont yet
I cook for you
I've seen more motorcyclist deaths than lifes
i dont wann hear cant zeroroll
what

i have loads of friends who ride bikes theyre all fine idk
its effort!
He's seeing hallucinations of his dead friends
this is so sad chat can we get an F in chat
30% of the time its people unlucky and getting smoked
I think more
the other 70% is morons going 120 on the highway and turning 2 dimensional in an instant
ugh I'm so scared for you lol
i lost half of my left ring finger in a motorcycle accident
I want a bike but I legit don't want to die so I just won't
i have zero intention of riding it often or recklessly
Sorry I got hungry
yeah i need that you know
You want it back?
yea they are fun , but i dont trust other people lol
i just need hoes and bikes are the best way to acquire said thing
im sure it’s all nasty and irradiated
bruh.
(if using the brick of ramen)
- get big bowl and plate
- place ramen in bowl
- pour seasoning packet in bowl
- pour hot water in, about 2 mugs worth (if you don't have a measuring cup handy)
- place plate, upside down, on top of bowl
- wait 3-4 minutes
- mix noodles up
easy
just go to walmart
its a ninja 650 so like itll be fun but not insane and overpowered
chip is that you
yes

Hey! I only eat Radioactive Materials that emit alpha and beta particles, so nuh uh!
im not that tupid
if you need hoes and you’re white just go to the philippines
hi castle
ok fair
fair sorry
Vietnam better
hi kiel hi coolchip
hey Ben
hello but also say goodbye to cool chip while he's here
im not included in the friends message
ummmm
im devastated
it’s true
ill be fine
don’t umm me
my mom, who's filipino, told me this is real
goodbye coolchip
my ex wife has been riding a motorcycle for like a year now and she hasnt managed to die so i know ill be alright
there's a bunch of places in manila
shes a fucking moron
that wants them
but is that real love or just after your money really?
Phillipines...
and rich lmao
Does it really matter?
they assume you’re rich if you’re white
yeah, there's like a weird stereotype that white+american=rich
waow lokiel u lookin smegsy today
god haven't seen that movie in ages
can i have 20 grand now
Neh don't even play on him

same

yeah that is kinda sad they have to go to another country and use their wealth and skin to find love
Have you ever been to the US?
update to my rimworld run
Gonna need to restart it, I haven't even started yet lmao, but thins ain't spawning right
gonna be choosing a much larger map next time
yes
americans are the LOUDEST tourists
Do you live here?
ye
you people need to learn to speak at a normal volume
bruh, that's like the entire plot of that shit TLC show
there's a squirrel floating on water
progress
Then vro you should know that dating here is like fucking ww2 european theater
What? you need to speak up!
vhs store had so few fucking vhs', gonna have to go to westpoint
here we go with the war thing again
i know but going to someone else country for that will make it harder for the natives there to find a partner if to many people do it
I can't wait to suffer in STALKER Anomaly again
*w'ah'ere
w'ah'uhr*
stalker gamma?
that but worse
i tried anomaly, not knowing anything about STALKER, and immediately got ripped apart by like an invisible tordado
that is an anomaly
scared the shit outta me
avoid walking into those
they say that Stalker gamma is anomaly but more cursed what u mean?
Gamma is a variant of Anomaly, so there's more
Anomaly is just the direct mod for the original
On my 2nd playthrough, I started chucking bolts like there was no tomorrow
gamma shouldd be the torture u seek
too lazy
i think so, i don't remember
scientist guys
some faction just happened to be raiding the base, and i got caught in the crossfire
chucking bolts
at nothing
Anomalies have slight visual cues
it was kinda fun/funny tho
yeah, i didn't know at the time
so i assumed they were like only detectable via interaction
i'll check out anomaly again someday
when I can actually play more than 2 min of SCP:CB w/o being constantly on edge
I can definitely help you get better
(I'm not good with horror. I'm better than I used to be, but I'm still easily jumpscared)
Knowing more about Stalker lore might help too
idk
I only have Shadow of Chernobyl
Ah, you see, I'm obsessed with STALKER
So I can go through most of the lore up until 2
2 is pretty mid story wise, imo
I grew up being obsessed with Elder Scrolls and Fallout lore myself
stream with the peeps in the pizza place so you won't feel that bad when playing it
Don’t take Your guns to town Son, Leave Your guns at home Bill
fair
i might someday, when there's more people joining the vc
can make it an event
true
mm ice cream 
just need a good time
youre.... very organized
for now tho, imma focus on skrim
finally got all the 2k texture mods i wanted
again, bc of my new gaming laptop
here's the specs again
to compare
here's my old gaming pc's specs
no, i can't even complete this sent
life?
Nah
An actual game
That only 7 people ever have 100%’d
Not the achievements but like the entire game
I bet there’s more that have 100% achievements, but it’s an extremely low completion rate as well
0.1% or lower
Also probably 1000 times harder than dark souls
It’s also older
fuck it we bandit
the humble and kind bandit after getting fucked by 8 evil, cruel loners with bolt action rifles (he just blew 12 of their heads off with a shotgun to buy more vodka)


erm what the scallop
Oh all knowing horse. My wife says I need to stop gambling or she will leave me. Should I stop gambling?
i think pz is the only zombie game that genuinely manages to scare me lol
i feel such a horrific feeling of dread

why
yall i tried to do some planks today
what's the longest you think i could do a plank for?
one minute
Like one plank
dont spend all your shower points in the first few days of the month 😭
we have so much in common. i love this house. i talk about how this is the best house in the game all the time.
I don’t pay the bills :P

bruh like 18 seconds
Basil never does
i'm so out of shape
basil is free loader
i'm working on it
you need to up your core strength man
Can you really blame me?
plank longer
hmmmm
in fact u should be planking rn
not even a real plank either, just holding the up position of push up position
zee can't plank
i can't do any more today my back core muscles need to recover
game froze when I opened my backpack to bandage myself after getting shot and jumping in a ditch. Anomaly is so stable
strength core
why tf can't I react to shit
salacious to steady balance
I'm gonna start bullying people over this
i'm really taking my fitness seriously again. i was in the best shape of my life before covid and now i'm in the worst shape of my life
I will begin bullying people because of this shit
yu uh yes i can
took me a while to fix my head... covid really ruined my life and tested my relationship
that's good, keep it up
PLANK NOW!
thanks!

so many people were like this, including me
im in a shape
I'm so sunburnt
cream
I can't touch shit wrong
aloe vera

like if you invite me to a beach day I'm wearing a wide brimmed hat, gloves, a long sleeved shirt, and long pants
cronch cereal yum cronch cronch
cronch cereal ❌
crotch cereal ✅
what cereal u crunching?
I keep getting the hungry icon, but I’m never safe in a building for long enough to cook reliably so i keep eating junk food stuff.
real shi
I can't wait to go back to bullying loners with a 12 gauge
stalker for context
poor mofos deserve to get shot for vodka money
funny story about cereal:
my wife used to work at an agency that places elementary school aged foreign children with host families
and it was mostly chinese families sending their children to private schools in america
and she got a call from a student one day
and they are being really dramatic and talking about how they are being abused and tortured by the host family
but they weren't describing what the abuse is
and when she finally pried an example out of the kid he said "they are feeding me cold cereal with cow's milk for breakfast."
and that's the story about how i learned that they don't eat cereal in china
"we're here to protect our country from the Zone!" Mfs when I blow their head off for pocket change
makes sense
very few cultures would practice drinking animal milk
definately europeans and some asians, there are others though
@candid patio fwen!
so for the most part, cultures where herding animals wasn't major, or was for mostly just meat, without drinking milk, that would manifest as lactose intolerance later
aside from a select few that are designed and marketed to be healthy, its definitely not nutritious
hello Floofie
haiii
hi
i have 7ish hours in the game rn and fighting lone zombies is still a struggle
:3
oh gosh i think the fire alarm is going off
get an axe
its such a pleasant alarm
i have to go i'm way too high up to think "oh its a false alarm."
hope your home doesn't burn down
what purpose does this hole serve
china
whats a good pvp server
halp evil blue lightning ball made scary noise above my head
what the fuck was that
here obviously
brutha is just finding out
oh no
poltergeist, throw 15 barrels at his cranium
should I go to the Garbage?
half the time I cook and can take it solo, or I just get smoked
anomaly
ok garbage is probably quite dangerous then
you can get some decent profit from artifact hunting there, but there's also dangerous mutants
and plenty of bandits.
does have the small lil flea market tho
I mostly just hunt
live on the top floor of a tall building
fire alarm
grab passports, birth certificates, immigration documents
grab the dogs
go down 15 flights of stairs
alarm turns off
.<
i guess my building's not on fire
iono
that's nice
honestly it was a necessary drill
i asked my wife where her passport was
and she's like "in my backpack."
and then she puts on her coat
and it was in her coat pocket
I'd warn you since you're near the garbage, don't go towards wild territory unless you decently geared.
Wild Territory is pretty dangerous. Lot of mercs
so we might not have found it if we actually needed it
my mom does this and it spikes my anxiety
^
I can take a couple mercs with backup
army?
oh good the alarms back on...
plus there's a super dangerous tunnel there which you'll have to go through if ur coming from the garbage area.
byeeee
good chance you'll get cooked by the anomaly there
bright side though, if you make it through, that leads right to Rostok.
yall talking bout stalker?
ya
Which one?
Anomaly
alrighty, this time around, Loner at agro. SKS and meds. Gonna head up to the Garbage, grabbing the stash on the way after fighting Millitary
decent amount of starting cash that way
mm sks my beloved
do a kick flip
hopefully automatically done by the alarm
Darkscape sucks ass.
There's a reason that shithole was cut from the original game.
man I wish we could eat crayons in game
you can sniff correction fluid
They don't even got hoses
And I don't see any other trucks coming
yeah, you're alright
And I can see real far
I did find the giant spider that's making my patio look like I decorated for Halloween
So that's fun
My wife wants me to kill it but I barely have any flies in my house and the spiders webs are covered in them
A true spider bro
That's your patio, homie, lmk if you need something
Id play it but im on a mp binge
mp binge
nice
yee

ir just isnt the same for me without the chaos of randos
sp is where it's at fr
is puppers dogshit at the game
5k hours and still dies every day
you two play?
or the amount of adhd it takes to forget how mad you are at skrill issues
leons connected
got will and lemmy on speeddail and nasko and puppers waiting to join his vc
yeah I got in on the ground floor
based
in the backroom closing deals
Leon is the wolf of Wallstreet with all those backroom deals
dude
it's a felted totoro with a decapitated spiffo head
its totoro
its what
totoro would be a beast in pz
My Neighbor Totoro is a 1988 Japanese animated fantasy film written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki and animated by Studio Ghibli for Tokuma Shoten. It stars the voices of Noriko Hidaka, Chika Sakamoto and Hitoshi Takagi, and focuses on two young sisters and their interactions with friendly wood spirits in postwar rural Japan.
The film explores t...
oh this thing
no fire spread
would you guys be mad if I already knew what tororo was
Why do professional soldiers with AKs get to beat me?
i'm a random alcoholic with 80 year old gun
i love how you DM ME THIS JUST TO TELL ME
that im the best ever pz player
here we go
you didn't but that's okay
make a puppers death comp
ok to BE FAIR
darn
i had not even 1mbps internet speed lol
right
and leon got out of the car and left me
i think i could beat at least one of you
and i got bit
or outlive at least one of you
mhmmmmmmmm
BRITAS GIVE ME THE BROWNING M1919 AND I WILL ELIMINATE KENTUCKY
zomboid pvp is ass so its about who gets the jump first
hence the outlive addendum
















