#general_chat

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toxic relic
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by default no

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you can change this

daring light
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alright thank you

lilac quarry
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thank you mr fart

thin wedge
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They get freaky at night

lilac quarry
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ok bill

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time to take your meds

thin wedge
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Dont sleep

daring light
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so theyre more likely to touch me then?

lilac quarry
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here we go

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thanks bill

thin wedge
woven hare
toxic relic
thin wedge
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eating canned corn

toxic relic
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im eating peanut butter actually

toxic relic
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weight gain

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telecorn reference

lilac quarry
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fart I want you to theorize whether bill is real

toxic relic
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reality is irrelevant

lilac quarry
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real?

toxic relic
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bill affects my mind daily

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thats enuf

karmic jetty
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telecorn?

loud pumice
lilac quarry
karmic jetty
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i am in bed

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awake

lilac quarry
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sleep

karmic jetty
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no

lilac quarry
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SLEEP

karmic jetty
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enuf slep

lilac quarry
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18 hours

karmic jetty
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now is the time for action

vital marten
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Zozo in the Frontlines stressed

karmic jetty
karmic jetty
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do they have word for cat

karmic jetty
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ur name sounds fake tilted

lilac quarry
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PIE more like DIE because they're all DEAD

karmic jetty
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edited

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fellouf

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but ur right theyre dead

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soon u will join them catmask

lilac quarry
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you before me

karmic jetty
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never

lilac quarry
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I can guarantee that

thin wedge
karmic jetty
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can u guarantee i get 20 grand first

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IS THAT SOAP

vital marten
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Noooooo omg

thin wedge
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Delicious

karmic jetty
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must be a real potty mouth

thin wedge
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if smell good why not tasty?

karmic jetty
vital marten
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He just ate the dove

young kelp
vital marten
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Those who know

karmic jetty
toxic relic
lilac quarry
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what is that

karmic jetty
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those who schnoze

toxic relic
lilac quarry
toxic relic
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lmao

charred oracle
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feel sorry for poor Rngo over there having to watch all these gifs and check they are ok, bet they want to go all sleep icon as well 🙂

neat moat
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is flare older than dodo

karmic jetty
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i never thought chat as a pronoun before

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it all makes sense

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ur all chat

toxic relic
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the most unrealistic part of that was that humans would be around for 100 years

neat moat
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chat isnt a new pronoun

karmic jetty
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fartass

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remastered

toxic relic
neat moat
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I forgot how someone explained it but its like more of a name

karmic jetty
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chat is chat and chat breaks

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scratches at lvl 6

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and deeper grooves at lvl 7

neat moat
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me when I want to get into scp content

karmic jetty
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scp lameee

neat moat
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finally a decent take

karmic jetty
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scp be liek scp1306 dinglebob when near coughing bebe explodes the universe

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most of them just tries to one up each other on how ridiculous they can be

neat moat
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"my SCP can beat your SCP!'

karmic jetty
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just makes the foundation look like total hacks

icy vigil
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No store has pita bread tired

karmic jetty
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hey pita

icy vigil
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The world grows ever darker

karmic jetty
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pita griffin

neat moat
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I hope it snaps your neck before mine

thin wedge
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can't give una fuck

thin wedge
neat moat
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why are you in that sever

karmic jetty
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chiikawa

neat moat
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what did they do to deserve this

thin wedge
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real shit

karmic jetty
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i love em!!!

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i wanna crush em

neat moat
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you know I don't know id the twink jokes are jokes anymore

karmic jetty
thin wedge
karmic jetty
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joe u should play clickholding

thin wedge
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nah i got something better in my library

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Costs 300 bucks.

neat moat
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wait is that a 🌽 game

carmine monolith
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siri, is the punchline sex

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i think the punchline is its 300 dollars

thin wedge
neat moat
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Murph is a humor expert

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she has a PhD in funnyology

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(the study of funni)

fair yacht
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yep its about the time gen chat becomes degen chat

thin wedge
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Now that your here fr

fair yacht
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bruh tf thats supposed to mean

ruby river
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hi friends

fathom igloo
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So sleepy

raw rock
turbid prawn
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chat

fathom igloo
turbid prawn
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I need some help

fathom igloo
thin wedge
turbid prawn
thin wedge
turbid prawn
thin wedge
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no

turbid prawn
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nvm

thin wedge
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this is non pz.

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No pz

fathom igloo
thin wedge
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We all hate pz

fathom igloo
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The heck is a PZ

turbid prawn
turbid prawn
turbid prawn
neat moat
turbid prawn
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bro made him do a kickflip

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wild

fathom igloo
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Jet 2 holiday

thin wedge
neat moat
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I hate insurance

fathom igloo
neat moat
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they're looking to ditch me in the dirt

raw rock
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PZ when no MP (Becomes boring and tedious)

heavy ivy
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solo good fun

fair yacht
vivid kettle
neat moat
vivid kettle
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the insurrence mind bug got hert

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got her

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gotta kill em

neat moat
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real

fathom igloo
fathom igloo
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Like probably tomorrow when they tell me they’re denying my wisdom teeth removal lol

neat moat
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"we have needed it a cosmetic procedure"

vivid kettle
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it is

neat moat
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this reminds me that, even though it didnt happen, it was possible they'd lable my mouth ulser a cosmetic procedure

vivid kettle
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you can live with it just not

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preferred

neat moat
dim cloak
neat moat
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its a life saving medical procedure

vivid kettle
thin wedge
vivid kettle
dim cloak
neat moat
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would you like me to pull up deaths from tooth infection?

neat moat
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thanks jole

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mua

vivid kettle
dim cloak
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btw hi ghoti

vivid kettle
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you gotta work on htat

neat moat
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hi destroyer

thin wedge
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ghoti can be the deodorant

neat moat
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how you been

fathom igloo
neat moat
dim cloak
vivid kettle
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wait

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what

neat moat
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based

vivid kettle
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what does that mean

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gys

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how come

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goldfish

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dont like

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die

dim cloak
neat moat
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🚬

vivid kettle
fathom igloo
vivid kettle
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they should just

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not die

neat moat
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also jole id like to know what deodorant means

vivid kettle
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problem solved

dim cloak
fathom igloo
vivid kettle
fair yacht
vivid kettle
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im suprised you dont know..

fair yacht
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drip

karmic jetty
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it is not to clean

vivid kettle
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keep smell good

karmic jetty
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but to make it smell less when its not

neat moat
karmic jetty
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yes

dim cloak
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it's a life-saving procedure

vivid kettle
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i take a bite a day

neat moat
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I see

dim cloak
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therefore life-saving

vivid kettle
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realy helps with acid reflux

karmic jetty
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should take a bite outta death to build tolerance

neat moat
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cambrie look at this boomer joke I have for you. Made by yours truly

karmic jetty
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repost

karmic jetty
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we played these games before

neat moat
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cambrie wasn't here last time

neat moat
vivid kettle
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guys

karmic jetty
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cambrie isnt here

vivid kettle
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do you eat uh

neat moat
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I dont subscribe to gas

karmic jetty
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never will be

dim cloak
vivid kettle
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do you guys also eat

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i

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nvm

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i cant think of a joke

neat moat
dim cloak
vivid kettle
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im a faikure

neat moat
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destroyer, are you autistic

dim cloak
vivid kettle
dim cloak
vivid kettle
dim cloak
vivid kettle
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but poeple think i am

vivid kettle
dim cloak
neat moat
rose kestrel
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Carl you are not programed to s3x like that

dim cloak
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absolutely fucking not

vivid kettle
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holdon guy

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guys

neat moat
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fascinating

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destroyer is a decent human being

vivid kettle
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someone hacked my roger roger center

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gotta fix rq

neat moat
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I wonder who else could learn from that

vivid kettle
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sexer sexer

vivid kettle
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oh shit

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im being invaded

dim cloak
neat moat
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no this isnt about you dw

dim cloak
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(other than that 1 bad take about discipline)

dim cloak
harsh vault
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hai chat

dim cloak
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For some reason I desire potato in some form.

dim cloak
harsh vault
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:3

vivid kettle
harsh vault
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haii

harsh vault
dim cloak
young kelp
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new map on my run is weird

vivid kettle
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htat is wierd

vivid kettle
young kelp
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I think its cause of the modded scenario? Didn't properly read it

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tho it still doesn't make sense

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since they dropped from the sky

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not wake up in some kind of facility

cosmic basin
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how do I make my dude sleep through the night? Since I have him down at like 22:00 and he’s up by 2:50

dim cloak
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huh. I thought Google Earth died, like, years ago...

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also what does it mean by projects

karmic jetty
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zomboid

half kettle
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do you guys ever laugh to yourselves

dim cloak
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aka this'

dim cloak
karmic jetty
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always

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do u not

tender igloo
karmic jetty
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we eat spicy ramen just to feel sumthin and to cri otag

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surely thats healthy right

thin wedge
tender igloo
half kettle
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what is that creature

karmic jetty
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samyang buldak aint spicy enuf

tender igloo
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i think that would send me to the er lol

thin wedge
karmic jetty
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yall weak you catSmirk

dim cloak
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My dad always orders (American) Thai as hot as possible. Idk how he enjoys that

karmic jetty
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weak spirit u will reach nirvana

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wait wrong quote

dim cloak
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I've eaten a red chili pepper. literally took a bite out of one, whole

tender igloo
karmic jetty
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no shot

raw rock
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Snow white

dim cloak
karmic jetty
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u need more spice in ur loife

tender igloo
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no lol but tomatos def feel like acid

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wgich sucks cause I LOVE SPICY FOOD

karmic jetty
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the spice must flow

dim cloak
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I don't like spicy for the sake of heat. I like spicy for the taste.

karmic jetty
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spicy for the PAIN

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if u dont cri and coughing and feel like vomitting then it aint spicy enuf

thin wedge
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Yes yes zeerol we get it your a machoist

tender igloo
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lmao

dim cloak
karmic jetty
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pepper i hardly know er

tender igloo
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i come across reels of different asain countries for food and im like damn that looks gfood and they get to the sauce and so much chili pepper and im like bro lol

karmic jetty
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in my experience indonesian food in general has some crazy spicy lvls

dim cloak
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What's your favorite spicy dish, chat?

karmic jetty
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hmmmm

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wouldnt call it spicy but i like curry

tender igloo
unreal bane
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Curry's more like hot.

karmic jetty
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wha

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potato tomato

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same thang

dim cloak
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I prefer either Drunken Noodles, or just plain old Pho.

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Pho with Siracha and Fish sauce mixed in, of course

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(Fish/oyster sauce is usually what that black sauce is)

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(the thicker one, not the soy sauce)

lilac quarry
karmic jetty
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im hongery

unreal bane
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Like, this was heat hot rather than spicy. It didn't even burn my mouth nor stung, but the spices warmed into an almost-uncomfortable heat as it went down

karmic jetty
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ooo naan cheese

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i love naan cheese

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better than piza

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cheaper too

thin wedge
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pizza but no tomata

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or milk

karmic jetty
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oh my glob ur not wrong

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what if i grab a naan cheese and put tomater sauce on it

lilac quarry
raw rock
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God yall making me wanna eat

half kettle
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magnificent

karmic jetty
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stop flexing on me

raw rock
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and not be depressed in my room

karmic jetty
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imma make instant noodles

lilac quarry
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I booked off early from work to eat this

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Was craving it all day

karmic jetty
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gib some

raw rock
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Don't give er any

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She's mean and evil

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and she will take it all

karmic jetty
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rood

raw rock
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give a bite and she will steal the bowl from under your nose

karmic jetty
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off with ur head

raw rock
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Stay mad, I'm protecting vros food

karmic jetty
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OUR fud

tender igloo
karmic jetty
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satay probably

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looks like chiken and beef

raw rock
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God I'm so hungry now

tender igloo
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i love meat pops

unreal bane
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Mmm pho.

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What did I have instead, lemme see...

dim cloak
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uh-uhm... not to be edgy or anything but... why am i able to go to back to 1930...? Google Earth...? Why's this even an option...?

karmic jetty
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makin curry noodles

raw rock
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To see when earth was in a better time

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obv

karmic jetty
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ah google earth

tender igloo
karmic jetty
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good times

tender igloo
karmic jetty
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used to use it alot for work

raw rock
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just putting that out there

unreal bane
dim cloak
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and yeah, no

dim cloak
tender igloo
raw rock
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Nuh uh

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Say it

tender igloo
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i enjoy our modern medicine lol

dim cloak
raw rock
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Rise of Facism in Europe

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Rise of Communism in Asia

tender igloo
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lol my grandparents went through that they still have ticket thingies for good they had to use

unreal bane
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Bánh mì for brekkie. Fishcake, sausages, 3 whole eggs with signature sauce, caramelized onions and salted egg mayo. Served with nước tương(dark soy sauce) and pickled veggies.

raw rock
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When you think about it, the 1930s really did fuck everything

tender igloo
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YAH

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the ration books!

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that would suck so bad

karmic jetty
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makin brekfast chat

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thinking of instant curry noodles and a bowl of ice cream later

dim cloak
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If you wanna debate, dm

raw rock
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Why would I debate the truth

dim cloak
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i'm very much into history

dim cloak
karmic jetty
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chat try not to talk about war challenge impossible

raw rock
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I can dm you for other reasons bbg 😳

tender igloo
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lol

icy vigil
lilac quarry
dim cloak
lilac quarry
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super good

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I wanted to get it again today, but I'm going tomorrow

dim cloak
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idk what bbg means tho

karmic jetty
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common meal

lilac quarry
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bb gorl

raw rock
tender igloo
dim cloak
karmic jetty
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did u get the beanut sauce

lilac quarry
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yes

raw rock
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I need to find another offering to the Mods before they bean me

lilac quarry
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that's what the yellow toenail mustard is

raw rock
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My bag of pecans and paperclips barely saved me

karmic jetty
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looks very diff compared to what im used to here

tender igloo
raw rock
dim cloak
lilac quarry
dim cloak
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why those specifically

raw rock
lilac quarry
raw rock
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I refuse to date locally it's that bad.

dim cloak
lilac quarry
raw rock
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Anyways I wonder if the mods will accept 1lb of ground deer meat as an offering

tender igloo
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yes

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im their receptionist

lilac quarry
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I'd need like 40lbs

tender igloo
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lol

raw rock
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What

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40lbs

lilac quarry
raw rock
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that's like

last spoke
raw rock
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half my deep freeze

last spoke
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:3

raw rock
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how will I make it through the winter

tender igloo
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meat

lilac quarry
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meets

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360 melon

tender igloo
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ok

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i fucked up my keyboard

dim cloak
tender igloo
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and changed the keys lol

frail shadow
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you guys out here really eating bambi

karmic jetty
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instant curry noodles obtained

frail shadow
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monsters

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all of you

karmic jetty
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now i need sumthin to watch

lilac quarry
tender igloo
raw rock
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Yea all the time

dim cloak
lilac quarry
tender igloo
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LOL

karmic jetty
polar kernel
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im getting a motorcycle steamhappy

raw rock
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Bambi and her whole extended family, Thumper too.

dim cloak
frail shadow
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straight to hell

lilac quarry
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was nice knowing chip before he got bilateral femur fractures and a multiple amputations

tender igloo
polar kernel
dim cloak
tender igloo
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besides its food!

karmic jetty
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i cant cook

polar kernel
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why does everyone automatically assume im gonna die

raw rock
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Guys why isn't chip dead yet

lilac quarry
raw rock
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he has a bike

karmic jetty
polar kernel
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i dont yet

raw rock
lilac quarry
tender igloo
polar kernel
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what

tender igloo
lilac quarry
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thousands

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tens of thousands

polar kernel
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i have loads of friends who ride bikes theyre all fine idk

karmic jetty
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i can cook badly

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there

tender igloo
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its effort!

raw rock
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this is so sad chat can we get an F in chat

polar kernel
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30% of the time its people unlucky and getting smoked

lilac quarry
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I think more

raw rock
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It's a dad ability

polar kernel
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the other 70% is morons going 120 on the highway and turning 2 dimensional in an instant

lilac quarry
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ugh I'm so scared for you lol

frail shadow
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i lost half of my left ring finger in a motorcycle accident

lilac quarry
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I want a bike but I legit don't want to die so I just won't

polar kernel
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i have zero intention of riding it often or recklessly

raw rock
frail shadow
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yeah i need that you know

raw rock
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You want it back?

tender igloo
polar kernel
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i just need hoes and bikes are the best way to acquire said thing

frail shadow
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im sure it’s all nasty and irradiated

dim cloak
# karmic jetty i can cook badly

bruh.
(if using the brick of ramen)

  1. get big bowl and plate
  2. place ramen in bowl
  3. pour seasoning packet in bowl
  4. pour hot water in, about 2 mugs worth (if you don't have a measuring cup handy)
  5. place plate, upside down, on top of bowl
  6. wait 3-4 minutes
  7. mix noodles up
dim cloak
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easy

polar kernel
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its a ninja 650 so like itll be fun but not insane and overpowered

lilac quarry
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chip is that you

polar kernel
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yes

raw rock
karmic jetty
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im not that tupid

frail shadow
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if you need hoes and you’re white just go to the philippines

ruby river
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hi friends

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hi zozo

lilac quarry
ruby river
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hi castle

dim cloak
ruby river
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hi kiel hi coolchip

dim cloak
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hey Ben

lilac quarry
frail shadow
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im not included in the friends message

frail shadow
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im devastated

raw rock
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Hello Castle Fren

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there

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fixed

frail shadow
polar kernel
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ill be fine

frail shadow
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don’t umm me

dim cloak
ruby river
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goodbye coolchip

polar kernel
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my ex wife has been riding a motorcycle for like a year now and she hasnt managed to die so i know ill be alright

young kelp
polar kernel
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shes a fucking moron

young kelp
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that wants them

frail shadow
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girls will throw themselves at you JUST because you’re quite

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white *

rose kestrel
raw rock
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Phillipines...

young kelp
raw rock
frail shadow
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they assume you’re rich if you’re white

dim cloak
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yeah, there's like a weird stereotype that white+american=rich

karmic jetty
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waow lokiel u lookin smegsy today

young kelp
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god haven't seen that movie in ages

karmic jetty
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can i have 20 grand now

raw rock
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Neh don't even play on him

karmic jetty
dim cloak
raw rock
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writes a fake check

lilac quarry
dim cloak
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just 4

rose kestrel
young kelp
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update to my rimworld run
Gonna need to restart it, I haven't even started yet lmao, but thins ain't spawning right

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gonna be choosing a much larger map next time

rose kestrel
frail shadow
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americans are the LOUDEST tourists

raw rock
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Do you live here?

rose kestrel
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ye

frail shadow
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you people need to learn to speak at a normal volume

dim cloak
young kelp
toxic relic
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progress

raw rock
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Then vro you should know that dating here is like fucking ww2 european theater

raw rock
toxic relic
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vhs store had so few fucking vhs', gonna have to go to westpoint

dim cloak
rose kestrel
toxic relic
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in woter

gloomy totem
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I can't wait to suffer in STALKER Anomaly again

dim cloak
gloomy totem
rose kestrel
gloomy totem
dim cloak
dim cloak
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scared the shit outta me

gloomy totem
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avoid walking into those

rose kestrel
gloomy totem
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Anomaly is just the direct mod for the original

dim cloak
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On my 2nd playthrough, I started chucking bolts like there was no tomorrow

rose kestrel
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gamma shouldd be the torture u seek

gloomy totem
dim cloak
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I got shot to death

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10/10 gameplay

gloomy totem
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full auto gunfire?

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and what faction were you

dim cloak
dim cloak
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some faction just happened to be raiding the base, and i got caught in the crossfire

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chucking bolts

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at nothing

gloomy totem
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Anomalies have slight visual cues

dim cloak
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it was kinda fun/funny tho

dim cloak
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so i assumed they were like only detectable via interaction

gloomy totem
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There's another mod like that

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Radio something

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Super brutal from what I've heard

dim cloak
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i'll check out anomaly again someday

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when I can actually play more than 2 min of SCP:CB w/o being constantly on edge

gloomy totem
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I can definitely help you get better

dim cloak
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(I'm not good with horror. I'm better than I used to be, but I'm still easily jumpscared)

dim cloak
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idk

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I only have Shadow of Chernobyl

gloomy totem
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Ah, you see, I'm obsessed with STALKER

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So I can go through most of the lore up until 2

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2 is pretty mid story wise, imo

dim cloak
rose kestrel
vital marten
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Don’t take Your guns to town Son, Leave Your guns at home Bill

dim cloak
rose kestrel
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can make it an event

dim cloak
karmic jetty
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mm ice cream licku

dim cloak
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just need a good time

neat moat
dim cloak
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for now tho, imma focus on skrim

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finally got all the 2k texture mods i wanted

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again, bc of my new gaming laptop

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here's the specs again

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to compare

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here's my old gaming pc's specs

cosmic jay
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Anyone here a completionist?

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100% achievement hunter

rose kestrel
cosmic jay
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Damn

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Well if anyone is hmu, I got a nightmare of a game for you 💀

cosmic jay
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Nah

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An actual game

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That only 7 people ever have 100%’d

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Not the achievements but like the entire game

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I bet there’s more that have 100% achievements, but it’s an extremely low completion rate as well

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0.1% or lower

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Also probably 1000 times harder than dark souls

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It’s also older

gloomy totem
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fuck it we bandit

cosmic jay
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Waaa

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Thanku kind stranger

gloomy totem
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the humble and kind bandit after getting fucked by 8 evil, cruel loners with bolt action rifles (he just blew 12 of their heads off with a shotgun to buy more vodka)

cosmic jay
karmic jetty
polar kernel
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erm what the scallop

neat moat
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Oh all knowing horse. My wife says I need to stop gambling or she will leave me. Should I stop gambling?

granite knoll
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i think pz is the only zombie game that genuinely manages to scare me lol

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i feel such a horrific feeling of dread

cosmic jay
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I shower twice a day

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Mr pants

toxic relic
ruby river
cosmic jay
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Hygiene

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And also

candid patio
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yall i tried to do some planks today

cosmic jay
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Is nice

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And also

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Trauma

candid patio
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what's the longest you think i could do a plank for?

toxic relic
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one minute

cosmic jay
neat moat
candid patio
cosmic jay
candid patio
neat moat
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Basil never does

toxic relic
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oh shit

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dude

candid patio
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i'm so out of shape

neat moat
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basil is free loader

candid patio
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i'm working on it

toxic relic
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you need to up your core strength man

cosmic jay
karmic jetty
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plank longer

neat moat
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hmmmm

karmic jetty
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in fact u should be planking rn

candid patio
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not even a real plank either, just holding the up position of push up position

karmic jetty
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plank lower

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tighten ur core

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NOW

neat moat
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zee can't plank

candid patio
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i can't do any more today my back core muscles need to recover

gloomy totem
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game froze when I opened my backpack to bandage myself after getting shot and jumping in a ditch. Anomaly is so stable

toxic relic
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core strength is peak

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helps with many things

neat moat
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strength core

gloomy totem
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why tf can't I react to shit

toxic relic
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salacious to steady balance

gloomy totem
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I'm gonna start bullying people over this

candid patio
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i'm really taking my fitness seriously again. i was in the best shape of my life before covid and now i'm in the worst shape of my life

toxic relic
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👍

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good on ya mate

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amte

gloomy totem
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I will begin bullying people because of this shit

karmic jetty
candid patio
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took me a while to fix my head... covid really ruined my life and tested my relationship

neat moat
candid patio
karmic jetty
rose kestrel
karmic jetty
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im in a shape

gloomy totem
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I'm so sunburnt

neat moat
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cream

gloomy totem
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I can't touch shit wrong

candid patio
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i hate sunburns so bad

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i try so hard to avoid them.

loud pumice
karmic jetty
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aloe vera

karmic jetty
candid patio
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like if you invite me to a beach day I'm wearing a wide brimmed hat, gloves, a long sleeved shirt, and long pants

onyx igloo
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cronch cereal yum cronch cronch

neat moat
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cronch cereal ❌
crotch cereal ✅

rose kestrel
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what cereal u crunching?

cosmic basin
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I keep getting the hungry icon, but I’m never safe in a building for long enough to cook reliably so i keep eating junk food stuff.

gloomy totem
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I can't wait to go back to bullying loners with a 12 gauge

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stalker for context

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poor mofos deserve to get shot for vodka money

candid patio
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funny story about cereal:
my wife used to work at an agency that places elementary school aged foreign children with host families
and it was mostly chinese families sending their children to private schools in america
and she got a call from a student one day
and they are being really dramatic and talking about how they are being abused and tortured by the host family
but they weren't describing what the abuse is
and when she finally pried an example out of the kid he said "they are feeding me cold cereal with cow's milk for breakfast."

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and that's the story about how i learned that they don't eat cereal in china

gloomy totem
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"we're here to protect our country from the Zone!" Mfs when I blow their head off for pocket change

gloomy totem
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very few cultures would practice drinking animal milk

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definately europeans and some asians, there are others though

toxic relic
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cereal is lame

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imo

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skateboard

harsh vault
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@candid patio fwen!

gloomy totem
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so for the most part, cultures where herding animals wasn't major, or was for mostly just meat, without drinking milk, that would manifest as lactose intolerance later

candid patio
gloomy totem
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hello Floofie

harsh vault
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haiii

candid patio
cosmic basin
harsh vault
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:3

candid patio
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oh gosh i think the fire alarm is going off

harsh vault
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how ish u slappy

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o

candid patio
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its such a pleasant alarm

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i have to go i'm way too high up to think "oh its a false alarm."

gloomy totem
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hope your home doesn't burn down

oblique stream
gloomy totem
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what purpose does this hole serve

harsh vault
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china

harsh cloud
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whats a good pvp server

karmic jetty
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whats a good channel to ask that

gloomy totem
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halp evil blue lightning ball made scary noise above my head

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what the fuck was that

young kelp
karmic jetty
frosty tulip
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oh no

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poltergeist, throw 15 barrels at his cranium

gloomy totem
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should I go to the Garbage?

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half the time I cook and can take it solo, or I just get smoked

frosty tulip
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o this is modded stalker?

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this gamma or anomaly I presume?

gloomy totem
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nvm gonna start a loner run

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I want an SKS

gloomy totem
frosty tulip
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ok garbage is probably quite dangerous then

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you can get some decent profit from artifact hunting there, but there's also dangerous mutants

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and plenty of bandits.

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does have the small lil flea market tho

gloomy totem
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I mostly just hunt

candid patio
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live on the top floor of a tall building
fire alarm
grab passports, birth certificates, immigration documents
grab the dogs
go down 15 flights of stairs
alarm turns off
.<

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i guess my building's not on fire

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iono

gloomy totem
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that's nice

onyx igloo
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free exercise

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without consent

candid patio
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honestly it was a necessary drill

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i asked my wife where her passport was

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and she's like "in my backpack."

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and then she puts on her coat

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and it was in her coat pocket

frosty tulip
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Wild Territory is pretty dangerous. Lot of mercs

candid patio
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so we might not have found it if we actually needed it

onyx igloo
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my mom does this and it spikes my anxiety

onyx igloo
gloomy totem
frosty tulip
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ain't a couple

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it's quite a few generally

onyx igloo
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army?

candid patio
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oh good the alarms back on...

frosty tulip
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plus there's a super dangerous tunnel there which you'll have to go through if ur coming from the garbage area.

candid patio
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byeeee

frosty tulip
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good chance you'll get cooked by the anomaly there

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bright side though, if you make it through, that leads right to Rostok.

onyx igloo
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yall talking bout stalker?

frosty tulip
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ya

onyx igloo
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Which one?

gloomy totem
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Anomaly

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alrighty, this time around, Loner at agro. SKS and meds. Gonna head up to the Garbage, grabbing the stash on the way after fighting Millitary

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decent amount of starting cash that way

onyx igloo
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mm sks my beloved

gloomy totem
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sks is peak

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may be bad

neat moat
frosty tulip
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oh yeah one tip Cheeki

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Never go to Darkscape

gloomy totem
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hopefully automatically done by the alarm

frosty tulip
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Darkscape sucks ass.

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There's a reason that shithole was cut from the original game.

cosmic basin
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man I wish we could eat crayons in game

gloomy totem
candid patio
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And I don't see any other trucks coming

gloomy totem
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yeah, you're alright

candid patio
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And I can see real far

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I did find the giant spider that's making my patio look like I decorated for Halloween

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So that's fun

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My wife wants me to kill it but I barely have any flies in my house and the spiders webs are covered in them

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A true spider bro

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That's your patio, homie, lmk if you need something

hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
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damn

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i know this is late but b42 is sick as fuck

neat moat
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Id play it but im on a mp binge

toxic relic
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mp binge

neat moat
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uh

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yeah

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mp zomboid bindge

toxic relic
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nice

neat moat
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yee

neat moat
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ir just isnt the same for me without the chaos of randos

toxic relic
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understandable

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i like the quiet

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but i can see how chaos is fun

lilac quarry
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sp is where it's at fr

toxic relic
lilac quarry
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or small mp

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it's fun watching puppers die day 1 constantly

toxic relic
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is puppers dogshit at the game

lilac quarry
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5k hours and still dies every day

toxic relic
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HAHA

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i respect the determination to keep going

neat moat
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you two play?

toxic relic
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or the amount of adhd it takes to forget how mad you are at skrill issues

lilac quarry
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play tons of games together

toxic relic
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leons connected

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got will and lemmy on speeddail and nasko and puppers waiting to join his vc

lilac quarry
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yeah I got in on the ground floor

neat moat
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based

toxic relic
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in the backroom closing deals

neat moat
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Leon is the wolf of Wallstreet with all those backroom deals

lilac quarry
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puppers made me this

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great friend

neat moat
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cute

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what is it

toxic relic
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dude

lilac quarry
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it's a felted totoro with a decapitated spiffo head

toxic relic
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its totoro

neat moat
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its what

toxic relic
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totoro would be a beast in pz

lilac quarry
toxic relic
# neat moat its what

My Neighbor Totoro is a 1988 Japanese animated fantasy film written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki and animated by Studio Ghibli for Tokuma Shoten. It stars the voices of Noriko Hidaka, Chika Sakamoto and Hitoshi Takagi, and focuses on two young sisters and their interactions with friendly wood spirits in postwar rural Japan.
The film explores t...

neat moat
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oh this thing

toxic relic
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"this thing"

neat moat
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ok fine this creature

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beast

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abomination

thin wedge
neat moat
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would you guys be mad if I already knew what tororo was

gloomy totem
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Why do professional soldiers with AKs get to beat me?

gloomy totem
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i'm a random alcoholic with 80 year old gun

tender igloo
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that im the best ever pz player

lilac quarry
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here we go

lilac quarry
neat moat
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make a puppers death comp

tender igloo
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ok to BE FAIR

neat moat
tender igloo
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i had not even 1mbps internet speed lol

lilac quarry
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right

tender igloo
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and leon got out of the car and left me

toxic relic
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i think i could beat at least one of you

lilac quarry
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riiight

tender igloo
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and i got bit

toxic relic
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or outlive at least one of you

lilac quarry
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mhmmmmmmmm

pliant cave
lilac quarry
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not me joe_cool

neat moat
toxic relic
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hence the outlive addendum