#general_chat
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not pog
Why is bro sick
giving me 20 grand would cure this ailment however


Give me 30 grand
How about 3 blueberries
Есть русские с кем можно поиграть?
English only on this server
There is a russian server
Mods demanding user donations must be illegal or something
Don't they pay you vro
oh
Yeah but I want more money
Give me 30 grand or banned

I've got a paperclip and a bag of pecans
stop stealin my venture
Fair deal?
good enough, gimme
Can i have the paperclip
my paperclip
I'll have the pecans
Tf
the paperclip has the perfect shape to unlock everything
?
Omfg
I posted it first therefore I'm better
I've been extorted for my paperclips and pecans

i posted first
Nah nah
i got receipts
is there any way to add a bunch of mods without manually choosing them in the host menu?

better have something else ready for me tomorrow
yeah, use mod manager mod
how does it work?
echo was

Yes my lord
It lets you save presets, enable/disable all mods, among other features
WHA
how do i use it. i have it in the list of mods?
you need to have it on in the main menu mods section though
explain this phenomenon then
Sometimes you just gotta take the L zozo
since it is also a mod
enable it in main menu Mods section
also make sure you have the Server version of the mod manager
thats cause your phone lies to you
and then what do i do?
Then youll have the mod manager interface when you go to add mods
Zeerol has a North Korea phone
screenshots every 5 mins
Insane stuff
is there any way to add like a collection of mods really fast?
Only if you saved it as a preset already
Also you dont want to be using collections anyway
Good way to break your game
bro
Collections stay stable for like one day, after that if one mod updates or gets removed and now the whole collection will just crash your game
Real.
Make your own modlist
(Game hates creativitiy_
so i just wasted an hour trying to put in every single mod from a collection?
well, it migjt work, it might not
On the bright side
you can play a drinking game while you troubleshoot
"take a shot every time my load order fails"
use load order mod 
👻
I have successfully mastered the skill of not water boarding myself when using a waterpik. I need a trophy
is there a way for me to cure bites?
rip
🟣First zombie media?
Hey I saw a YouTube short about that today
what about lacrations?
35% chance to become zombified
oof
this game is tuff as a new player lmao i got jumped by like 15 zombies
Play with your partner
I think it’s 35%, lemme check
I promise its way easier
You feed them to the zombies
real.
Rank
you need rank 10
yea i guessed that
🟣Both of you are wrong. It's 25% on lacerations
It’s 25%
do yall like Day One or Week One better?
wasn't it 75%?
How often do you get lacerations
No
chat, how many flaps do you peel your banana into
Scratch 7%, laceration 25% bite 100%
i get them on every survivor ive had
Quite often, I run thin skinned as one of my primary negative traits
Same
2
However I manage to not get scratched too often. I only have 77 hours of gameplay though
I think I have 50 hours on the wiki 😂
you guys peel ur bananas?
if ONLY THERE WAS A WAY FOR US NEWER PLAYERS TO ALL PLAY TOGETHER
3
You guys eat your bananas?
tf u do with yours?
i feel like once you peel it, it really loses its firmness and isnt all that useful anymore
What
whats so confusing
👉👈🥺
no fucking shot a laceration is 25%
I almost never survive a laceration
dear god...
Get lacerated 1000 more times and you’ll get close to the 25%
forced constipation because id rather die of sepsis than enter the worlds stinkiest sauna
chances don’t mean anything in small numbers
what affects does a dirty bandage have?
I never clean my bandages :)
Also I hope it doesnt need to be said but the Lacerations must be from a zombie, if you get lacerations from other sources there is a 0% chance
can you find npc survivors in singleplayer?
I thought there was a small chance with bloody clothes and getting injured?
🟣Higher chance of the wound getting a bacterial infection (unrelated to the Knox infection)
In practice this equates to like 5 seconds longer to heal
so do i really need to take off the dirty bandage?
Was it changed recently?
🟣Not really 
🟣No?
ive been ripping clothes apart to get bandages everytime i see its dirty lmao
well it used to be just how long the bandage lasts.
🟣What do you mean by lasts?
im pretty sure they mean how long till the bandage isn't usefull anymore
as in it doesn't work
🟣It never stops working, it's not like they're consumables (barring adhesive bandages)
🟣If bandages disappear, it's because they were on a body part that got injured again
Might be misremembering it but I don't ever remember better bandages actually change wound healing rates.
They dont
never playing with sprinters again
🟣If at all, not in a meaningful capacity
Oh you mean Vietnam Simulator
Every treeline means death
What do dirty bandages even do again?
I always consider treelines good bc I can lose zombies that way but not for sprinters
I feel sorry for WW3 devs

how to stop items falling from trailers? any mods already exist? ty
you will get better answers in #pz_b42_chat
i need for b41
ah, then #pz_b41_chat
yummy staphylococcus aureus in blood
septic shock is such a fun experience !!!
jaime
hello
how did you kill uh
maliketh ;-;
i died to him like 5 joe billion times then stopped playing cause i got bored
i hope this helps, for his phase one, don't be too agressive
honestly phase one I jump attack him thrice, his stance breaks, normal stab then frontstab and im alr in phase 2
phase two gotta basically learn his 7 moves
you cant get hit
he hits like an elden blast
is anybody else getting shivers
Im not
L
Je t’adore
the one in the video ? yeah basically roll at the end
flatteur
alr. ty
looking back on it honestly the only boss thats really given me any pushback has been maliketh
all the others have been total pushovers, way overhyped
this clip is probably better
that one you gotta figure out on your own
mainly because i refused to use sleep items
lol
eh, im on a terraria kick rn
ill come back to smellden ring soon though
terraria is probably my 2nd favorite game of all time
dark souls 3 is probably my second
whats your first
probably elden ring
never woulda guessed
3rd is probably mimbus company
dont know what that is, but the name makes me think of lobotomy corp
mines gotta be (this is shameful) Roblox, Terraria, PZ
same verse
as much as I KNOW its slop I have played so muych roblox
Are we listing our favorite games?
yeeep
somewhere in top 4 5 6 there is sekiro, warframe and dayz
same, tho now i don't have much time for it
7 8 9 there is battlefield 1, payday 2 and persona 4 currently
gauss, garuda and excalibur
This is a very tough question
My #1 is probably CoD 2003
#2 is Delta force
#3 is IGI
regarding Nostalgia
As for modern games, it's too hard to decide
this is limbus company btw
fixers concept is there since its a project moon game yes
mostly a band of 13 people go around solving their mental trauma
BF4, Squad, CoH2, Genshin impact, Payday 2, CS2, Minecraft, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodhunt, and Rust are up there
ah, so its basically baldurs gate
mayhaps, i know little of BG other than it s an excellent game
BG really is an amazing game, absolutely stunning
anyway the plot is like theres mindflayers or something idk. No one really cares about the plot its more about the like 12 people running around dealing with their trauma
there's like this guy that was abused his entire life to the point he developped an insecurity towards the very prospect of love
causing him to give up on ever expressing affection towards the one he loved
the one he loved also being too scared to express her affection
causing them to run in a circle of self hate and loathing
Oh hey theres a guy like that in baldurs gate but hes a bisexual vampire
Is his name roland
nah thats the guy from library of ruina
his wife died or something
Hm
I also really enjoyed cyberpunk
Running around blasting tame impala and sliding around in slowed time shooting people was very entertaining
I expected to hate astarion but he quickly became my favourite
Id say mostly because of his VA
character wise I think my favorite has to be laezel, ironically she gets alot of hate
but uhh
i always take karlach with me too
Laezel I hated in my first run
cause karlach hot
I just killed her cause she was too rude
i get that
I romanced her on my durge run tho
Still wouldnt say shes a preferred companion
Karlach is my top 3, for me its astarion, shadowheart and karlach
hmmm
its hard to pick a top 3
karlachs in there - im a big fan of shadowheart aswell
a third though? A rough choice
i think im torn between laezel and gale
a full grown man with a beard i feel kind of dirty playing life is strange
i think laezel has the most compelling arc. Shes going out of her own way to take you - outsiders that she in her mind has absolutely no obligation to save and could very well get her killed - to a creche with her to be cured. I think the way she masks her own fear is through that rude deameanor
but i still think shes annoying ngl
ah, also truthfully I dont really care for wyll
just not very compelling imo
They make your wound dirty
huh, so in darkest dungeon 2 i can have my party members fall in love
And prevent it from removing the infection
When BG3 fully came out there was a bug for too much romance progression with gale
was meant to be a reply
but yeah, which threw me off
cause I thought we were just hanging out like buds and all of a sudden hes coming on to me
Baezel
I do NOT want to see his magic trick
laezel is the best
especially since I already promised myself to shart
lol who
I thought i was the only one who called her shart...
i played through BG3 fully with wyll gale and my irl friend
i think like half the community calls her shart
and her name devolved from shadowheart to shart to shitfart
LOL
from act 1 to 3
bae-cho
i also
totally forgot to finish her questline
like i had her ||kill the nightsong or whatever|| in act 2 but then just didnt progress it
sounds like someone is either drunk or baked
i dont even think i made it to act 2 of that game, was fun but god so hard lol
even on easy
i was unfortunately stone cold sober
as much as id like to be drunk
He and I are honestly just odd 😭
Does anyone knows when Multiplayer for B42 comes Like month or smt?
no
no listed release date
at some point the only plausible conclusion is that someone is just making bots to spam such questions
Jamie cannot get any lower
yeah you're blocking the way
.... why are you on top of me?
because no matter what rock bottom i could hit, you'll always be the mariana trench
ok j'aime
Chat about to go home and play for the first time
Wait you think we are getting MP?
It's all an elaborate scheme to get everyone to pay for the Multiplayer DLC
I mean the Pic w the stuff That comes Said Multiplayer (later)
It was in your head, a figment of your imagination
A hallucination if you will
Multiplayer will release May 26th 2026
just lost my second guy from a zombie in a room that I didn’t know existed. Sucks to be me lmao
Welcome to Project Zomboid, this is how you died…
yup. I kept hearing the damn thing and couldn’t figure out where it was 
me going afk in the middle of the road and getting bit
thinking its safer
I got insta-bit as soon as I opened the door
scared the hell outta me
hi im looking for someone to play pz im bored playing alone for a long time thanks
#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028 #1019743790178762812 lol almost typed techsupport
i may be fat
and I may be old
but I can pass 8th grade PE
(I just did a 15 minute mile and i feel like i'm gonna puke / passs out)
im still in my prime thank u for reminding me
im glad you pushed through!!!
thank you! it was really hard, I wanted to slow down half way through
my dogs didn't believe in me
double salute holy mackerel
its getting real
hai chat
i love those lol
hes focusing his psychic powers
hai frogski
hello
i demand a raise
Where did bro get his gloves?
the ai slop pollution of youtube makes me really sad
videos where the WHOLE thing is ai
the script was written by ai
the script was spoken by ai
the b reel was compiled by ai
the images that weren't b reel were created by ai
embed fail
yah i love midjourney but kinda annoying that ai is taking over my google shit lol
and the crazy thing is those videos get fed to me by the algorithm, and they have 100k+ views, so people are making money
like we could be making money by telling chatgpt to make us a video about economics
like the other month i think i googled something like some type of minature animal and it gave me something that said they were 2inches lol
hai slappy
don't die.
i think i can maybe do an 18 minute mile right now?
I used to be PERFECT at the Scout pace. you go back and forth at a walk and a quick jog, either 100 or 200 steps each. the idea is to get as close to a 12 minute mile as possible, so you can gauge distances with time.
i once did 4 miles over broken terrain, 12:10 , 11:55, 12:30, 12:25
that was... 30 years ago? ouch
hai sean
hi floof
wow! its never too late to try and get it back
i was on a treadmill and i feel like its pretty assistive. i'm not sure what i could do on a flat track
I think my best mile ever was like ~8:30
you seem like you are really feelin yo'self in a tail waggin kinda way today
that's good.
:3
alright i'm trying to procrastinate less today so i gotta go do some chores
oh, I'm working on it! i have been absolutely failing to get my stamina back for the last several years, then in December, i had a heart attack, four stents out in, and found out that I've had narrowing arteries for probs a decade, ive gotten a LOT pf strength and stamina back already, working on it!
thing is, while I got good at the scout mile, I could never BREAK 10:30 on speed tests, so .. nice on ya!
lelelelelele
What
New to the game. Am i on b42 by default or do I need to opt in or something? I want to be on b41 so I can add mods that b42 doesn’t work with which is why I ask
ive been geting a lot of seal team 6 propaganda
like its realy sketchy
meal team 6
@toxic hawk tarkov may be ruining my sleep schedule
hop off
it's not worth it
to be fair
no!
im still being productive in other things
its an illusion
👁 👁
hai ghoti
what he do wrong?
it is
fine possums are cute
vile creature
happy?
Just finished the tutorial and I’m 14 who’s trying to duo?
Oh mb
nothing
apologize
wanna calls?
APOLOGIZE NOW
IM SORRY MASTER PLEASE DONT BEAT ME
what the

Too far… ok too far
that's it, mods stretch them
💀…
IM GONNA GO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT THEN PLAY SOLO THEN MAKE A BASE IN A APARTMENT BUILDING
ghoti, do you have spare blahaj blast, my blahaj is dying slowly
let it bleed out in the snow
buy a new one
Question if u die do u have to make a new solo or do u respawn
say sorry this instant
let it rest
do not throw out the haj
see
this guy gets it
my blahaj loves me
and i love him
i have told him many many secrets
domestic abuse
jail!
are you the guy that was like "brb gotta shit"
and never came back for a day
lol
that wasn't taco bell at this point, he had some enchilada chimes
/rankk
hai omar
Hey floof
how ish u
i mean you can just block it lol
Yeah but then I wouldn't be able to complain
I'm doing alright, hbu
am oki
Who?
Damn
Damn that sucks
This is a strange form of misinformation
I've seen this sort of thing before but I don't think I'll ever get the joke
happy
happi
I’ve never played before should I do the rv mod?
YES
the only thing is
finding a rv
that works
No u just download the mod and u spawn in a house and right outside is the tv
also pro tip you are immune to the zombies so you can just run out and start fighting them btw
Cap
bro its true
Like just on the first day?
ask frohski
Alr
its fasle
lol
siht
bro
sharf
lol
what is our purpose if not to troll the newgens
lol
(i know what my tag says i have 600 hours tho)
No we all just sacrificed someone to get vet rank
i ban plungers and add their xp to my total
Not me, I sacrificed the second Omar. The current model is number 37
It’s a good day when you log into your dental insurance account and see they covered the entire visit and I don’t have to call them and scream “wtf cover my entire visit”
Damn thought you would’ve been level 100 by now
Frog do you live in the server
whats with all the ranks
are you immursed in the metaverse?
You are rank #245 at level 21 with 21,030 experience. (1,120 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■ ] 45%
Fogsnowboard is the metaverse
He just gave himself levels when he became a mod
lmaoooo
He’s only been mod since like level 74 lol
yeah flagski boosting fr
See, he boosted himself up two levels
Wow what a headline...
can i have some
Voice actor for John redcorn gunned down by his neighbor
some ban
hey puppers I have a question
wat
are you secretly a gnome?
more like a hobbit!
xp requirement is exponential
from now to 100 will take me as long if not longer than my entire time on this server
Who will help Nancy with her migraines?
spoken like a true politician
so yourr like golem?
yah
i love worms
puppers having a quick bite
snacky dugout
If its ruining your sleep, bot long before you become unproductive
Do ither things. Try going for walks. Away from the screen
I can assure you it is
Imagine going to sleep at 0700
gnome
Seriously floof, if it's your meds or something else keeping you from sleep, better to see a doctor. @harsh vault
you definitely shouldn’t play for so long
this is NOT an intervention
I wish you could see how much storage is being used up in your usb
and i dont want to hear anything outta you
the difference with me is i dont have anything to do
I'm glad. But please do other things as well. If possible, get some exercise, hang out with friends. Go for walks. Don't stay in front of the puter for 12 hours
Beans, you show up in a lot of places you shouldnt be in
I'm not trying to judge you
i mean
im not actually addicted that much kek
but
it does feel like one
but am still putting responsibilities first
Yeah j'aime is a very judgy person. It's in their nature they cant help it
Sleep is also a responsibility
Ell a necessity
Hell*
Keep it tight lip sis
Lil sis *
Ffs
Good girl
buh
🍿 ** **
ima flip that popcorn bucket on your face
why not!
I know the kinda person you are
:c
but you see, im a dog, i will always wait for stuff to drop
i like dog bowls
:D
:D
eating without a table is a WARCRIME!!!!
it’s a suggestion
you’re a suggestion smh
hai castle
the international committee of the red cross thinks it can tell me what to do
yuh uh
Tell that to my rimworld pawn
what hte fuck
i do respect international humanitarian law
REAL
what
COWARD
i literally do not care
be nice
so hostile

oh
someone gouge this dudes eyes out
thats my gamer tag
it’s too hot out here
i was so confused for a sec
real...
Is your bf as violent as you
I see
You mean enables you?
it’s pride month i can’t break up with my boyfriend
yes
i’ll be shot
are you two celebrating pride
(i love giveing relationship advice even though i have never been in one)
no
IM NOT GAY!
what
i don’t think anyone celebrates pride
lame
yeah i mean they go the parade
i went once
it’s okay
there those mega weirdos with the dog masks
nasty stuff
😭
not furrys
i know
it’s like a fetish thing
im aware
i hate it
me to
I have zero opintions on this
you can
I choose not to 🚬
you can have opinions on things
no mine are the only ones who are right!
hai
My opinion of you is you need stronger walls to protect your prince
i made my prince marry a man for a greater aliiance with france
fool
wtf
what
oh you play stellaris
Ill get back to it when Im out of my zomboit reawakening probably
Yeah we figured
Oh, look who's talking now
im not going to talk to you if you are just going to act like this bye!
You'd be doing me a favor, Thanks
wtf is happening
idk man
I'm having a teeny bit of fun
mornin'
n-n-n-n-nnnn-
I’m not a man
its just a expresion
Don’t care
well sorry?
High five?
whrere
be nice
sre tge bedt
on screen keyboard dux
frogski commit ban
does anyone know where I can find some good servers
They started it hmpf
man this still makes me laugh
That was like 13 years ago
i was going through pins and thats still pinned
how?
for good reason everyone should see despacitos cooking prowess
its a warning
desperadowatercress
Yes? Isn't that a good enough e- reason?
no
-_-
no matter how much someone hates me, i will never wish to hate them back
I will
i moreso accept fate of how im judged
are you protecting me?
They aren't harming you so I don't think so
I can hate someone without being mean too
This is also true
I do it all the time too
why
Why what?
Thanks, friend
Although that's not a good idea
I don't handle power well
Chat am I wrong to dislike cure mods
No you can like what you like
Okay cause someone got angry at me in another server because I made a joke that cure mod users are wusses
Which I don't actually believe, people play the game how they want
It takes much of the risk and thrill of vanilla so it's absolutely warranted
cure mods can be fun with the right modlist imo
cure mods? but we're healthy
I mean saying smth about people who do like them != just disliking them lol, but yeah agreed on the message after that
sick in the membrane maybe
Lol usual pls , of course if you worded it like that people will take it wrong
Guys i can grab a corp and put it in my inventory since when ???
You cannot fit entire corporations in your inventory
I don't usually memorize all the patch notes
its too heavy
fillet it
Whats a corp
carp i assume
corpse
No it's clearly corporations
frogs right
corp
corpse
you could put corpses in your inv since like forever
Mods are always No fun

shove a corpse in your backpack
you cant 'pick them up' like an item
unless im a fucking idiot
Yea suitcase them
Maybe you can't but I'm built different
(in minecraft)
I thought we cant lol
It doesn't show that i just can put it in my inventory no joke
you are but thats just in general
thanks man 
Joke
No jock, all nerd
hold e near a corpse
youll drag it

who up dragging they corpse
aside, i like that you use operators in casual conversation
im gonna play pz all day
perks of working all night 
I wanna play
play with deez
It used to be a decent indicator of whether I'm on mobile, since on my phone in that message I would've typed the math not equals sign
But I think I use them interchangeably now
nice
Drogski is giving Middle-earth frogski
what does this mean
For this comment this Omar model is scheduled for sacrificing on June 3rd at 2pm PST.
just cause im 1 inch off 6ft doesnt make me a hobbit smh
Wth your almost 6ft? Lol
5'11, didnt quite make it
Ohhhhh you’re like short short
basically a lawn gnome
Agreed
they put me out front of the indie stone offices with a red hat and a fishing rod
nothing to do with height my guy
its a mindset
i could see you embarking on a homoerotic adventure with your mates
nah i was making a joke, i know
true, i do this every friday
Lol
hobbit maxing
@plush cobalt
suckyourmom .server
I told you that server is invite-only. It can only remain the best, most fun server that way
Right, forgot to get an invite to Omar’s sever you just need to send him 🦶🏼 pics
You do not need to do that
what
Jesus christ dude
You heard me
Your rank won't have changed that much in this short amount of time
what
lmao
Calm down
dudes going insane for image perms
but i want embed perms naouwww
is it like V.O.I.D. faction type of stuff from dead frontier
shush
I have no idea what any of that means
Quickest way to get banned
Actually spam more so the mods have a reason to mute you

goku cartoon
" can no one stop this mutant fruit, and will Wilbur get rid, of that dumb parachute?
TOMATOES! TOMATOES! TOMAAATOOOOES!"
Don’t forget to check your rank after that last message
Yeah, goku from berserk
yeah kinda like those goku cartoons
And that one
thanks
sub optimal
just 39 to go : )
😈
i know that reference
Starts the rank thing for other than roles?
Bribing the mods to let you get 1 point away and then reset your xp
"crack"
what the fuck!
Jfc
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