general_chat

[last spoke]

🟣Are you on the NONE beta or a legacy one?

[plush cobalt]

I will not be linking the lfg channels a third time

[random frigate]

legacy

[bronze moat]

Zomboid doesn’t have a lobby system. You can’t just join up like in helldivers

[toxic relic]

[last spoke]

🟣Why would you switch to legacy?

🟣Just stick to latest stable

[random frigate]

i was told

[toxic relic]

we already told yu that by default you are on the latest stable

no

you were told to stay on b41

[plush cobalt]

They may be mistaken

[granite knoll]

the helldivers need to dive into knox county

[plush cobalt]

Did you switch beta branches at all?

[random frigate]

im confused

[plush cobalt]

We know mango but that's okay

[bronze moat]

They want to join a MP server

[last spoke]

🟣Dave misspoke. Build 42 is not the current, it's the beta branch. You're not on that

[toxic relic]

the legacy version isnt the same as the stable

afaik

[lilac quarry]

download 5,000 mods > complain > win

[plush cobalt]

Only 5000?

[toxic relic]

the stable is what you're on by default afte purchasing without any configuration

[bronze moat]

Is this that creature dude thing from smile?

[toxic relic]

no

[last spoke]

🟣Legacy is a few patches back

[toxic relic]

its the tree meme on a red orb

from devil may cry

[last spoke]

🟣To play MP, you want to be on No betas, just default.

[bronze moat]

Ah. Not a game I know

[random frigate]

well then why even tell me about it in the first place😭

[toxic relic]

because we assumed that youd know about the latest unstable

[plush cobalt]

Many people are playing the unstable

[bronze moat]

MY SKYRIM ONLY HAS 2,800 MODS. GOOD DAY SIR!

[plush cobalt]

Regardless what was said was already said & now you know what to do

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/in-said-good-day-willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-have-a-good-day-bye-leave-now-gif-21443425

[last spoke]

🟣Mrp has no idea. But again, you want to set betas to "none"
Then in game, use the host button to open a private server for your friend

[plush cobalt]

They want to join a server

They have been shown lfg channels

[last spoke]

🟣And has the user visited them?

[random frigate]

im not sure

im a newb

[last spoke]

[random frigate]

i need training

[toxic relic]

open your steam library and look for pz, right-click on it to open a menu of options, then select the 'Ppoperties' option to open the game’s settings window;
navigate to the 'Betas' tab on the left in the properties window.
make sure you're on "none"

[last spoke]

🟣How are you unsure if you've visited a channel in Discord?

[random frigate]

yea i fixed that already

[bronze moat]

My PZ server is also likely to have under 400 mods when I finish my clean up

[toxic relic]

then, go to #1019737819981283459 to find a group to play with

[plush cobalt]

I linked them not once but twice Mrp, I did my part

[random frigate]

thankyou ferrymachuu

[toxic relic]

or, alternatively, if you just want to play with your mate, host a game

from the multiplayer menu

im confused as to how you dont grasp basic mulitplayer game concepts

[bronze moat]

Yeah, honestly if you’re new to the game, I would suggest just hosing it yourself with your buddy. That way you can play the vanilla game and both of experience it.

The problem with joining a server from the start is you may pop into a community that’s already established and you’ll feel left behind

Or are you join a server like mine that has a lot of mods and a lot of things are not in the vanilla game and I can throw you off from the experience

[plush cobalt]

Some people aren't as computer savvy or experienced w multiplayer gaming I suppose, nothing wrong w that

Not that this back and forth hasn't been a little maddening but it is what it is

[toxic relic]

true

[last spoke]

🟣The main source of confusion here was Dave saying B42 is current and that they'd need to go back.
So they ended up on a legacy branch and had no idea why there was nothing

[tender igloo]

leon

[plush cobalt]

Really I just think it's that multiple people were trying to help them at once lol

[toxic relic]

i should stop being helpfu

it frustrates me

[neat moat]

Leon Kennedy here

[plush cobalt]

I agree, this is the conclusion we should all take from this

[toxic relic]

indeed

im also glad that you didnt mention my terrible typo a few days ago, omar

[tender igloo]

i pretend their little ponies lost in forever land and they need directions

[onyx igloo]

omar mention the typo

[plush cobalt]

You've been plagued by a typo you made for multiple days

[toxic relic]

that sounds like something an 11 yo would think up

[tender igloo]

im nourishing my inner child

[toxic relic]

yes, because i was too tired to realise at the time and i was embarrassed at how long it took for me to notice it

[karmic jetty]

where leon

gib us a sign

are u here

[plush cobalt]

If I noticed it I didn't mind it enough to remember

[void narwhal]

Are you French.

[bronze moat]

Just stand around and be cute!

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/love4elodie-phasmophobia-gif-2682337590161137440

[plush cobalt]

If it helps I can think of all of the errors of yours I do recall and relay them to you now

[last spoke]

Everyone can it, Martincitopants uploaded Space Exploration

[toxic relic]

how much nourishment does your inner child provide

[last spoke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYcAsNCH7Zc

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/phasmophobia-twerk-twerking-kazattack-ldydrgnslyr-gif-18928410

[heavy ivy]

yohoyohohoo

[toxic relic]

that would be exceedingly kind of you, omar

list them now

[heavy ivy]

lemme grab a snack and we can watch together if ya want scarf

[last spoke]

OH HELL YEA

[toxic relic]

me?

[heavy ivy]

cool cool be back soon

[last spoke]

🟣In the meantime, Mrp eats his cup noodles

[plush cobalt]

Genuinely the only thing I remember beyond minor typos is your misattributing some work to the wrong author once but I don't even remember what it was

[toxic relic]

no way

[tender igloo]

200 lbs

[toxic relic]

now i must know

[plush cobalt]

I just remember being slightly confused & realizing the mixup but we had moved on

[toxic relic]

FUCK OMAR

you gotta find it

[plush cobalt]

Pfft as if I'll put in that kind of effort

[neat moat]

hahaha

[toxic relic]

i must correct this error

[neat moat]

don't tell him Omar

let him suffer

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-leon-kennedy-fortnite-fortnite-resident-evil-4-gif-17255832290404764259

[neat moat]

god is dead and we have killed him

[plush cobalt]

If I remembered I'd link to it but allowing him to suffer is my only option

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-god-dj-dancing-party-gif-11368127

[neat moat]

stink suffering is the morally correct rout

[void narwhal]

Omar, suggest a fun co-op game that isn't PZ, 7D2D, Barotrauma or Survivalist: IS.

... or It Takes Two or Split Fiction.

[bronze moat]

Helldivers 2

[void narwhal]

Or Helldivers 2.

[last spoke]

Factorio

[bronze moat]

State of Decay 2

[plush cobalt]

This mistake is made frequently so I understand the confusion but I'm not Alexa

[void narwhal]

I do like SoD2, played the hell out of it. Maybe I can wrangle my minion(s) to play it...

[plush cobalt]

Unfortunately I'm not a Gamer either

[void narwhal]

You're the closest thing we have to ChatGPT here.

[bronze moat]

Red dead online is also EPIC

[toxic relic]

it is kind of weird that people ask you things in that way

[plush cobalt]

First of all how dare you

[toxic relic]

im probably guilty of that too

[void narwhal]

I love RDO, wish I hadn't played it for 1000 hrs already.

[plush cobalt]

I don't actually mind it lol, I just found it particularly funny in that message bc of the imperative

[void narwhal]

I appreciate the suggestions so far, though, all good games.

[last spoke]

Real talk though, can I just say how fucking AWESOME factorio's MP is?

There is exactly one thing communicated to and from clients to the server
fucking button inputs
The game is so strictly determinisitic that when someone joins a server, that's not a server, that's your own individual instance of the game with each player's button presses syncronised

The game is so fucking stritctly deterministic that every single client is now in lockstep

[toxic relic]

what games do you play, omar

[bronze moat]

My crew was making $2,000 a day, per player durinf the last trader event

[plush cobalt]

I'm a serious individual

I don't play games

[toxic relic]

your second message in this server included a cowboy emoji

[last spoke]

When I'm running north on a factorio server, the only thing the server hears from me is that I am pressing the button to run north

[toxic relic]

you are unserious

[void narwhal]

My only experience with trader role was re-selling feathers I bought from Nazar, I dislike hunting/fishing. I only hunt the most dangerous game.

[last spoke]

And it's just perfectly in sync

[plush cobalt]

What the deepcut

[heavy ivy]

it's... perfect
finally, MP with no client-server ACE/vulnerabilities

[tender igloo]

omar cowboy

[plush cobalt]

It was a different time

[bronze moat]

Madame Nazar is my wifey.

[tender igloo]

sure sure omer

[toxic relic]

you also said "penisham 😫 "

[plush cobalt]

So real for that

[onyx igloo]

penisham

[plush cobalt]

Idk I feel like I don't even game that much anymore, but recently I've been in a Minecraft phase

Started a server with some friends

[toxic relic]

understandable

sounds sick

[tender igloo]

lol seriously?

[plush cobalt]

It's not very many of us yet lol but it's modded and I put together the pack

[tender igloo]

"penisham"

[onyx igloo]

theres alot of british towns

that are strangely humorous

[plush cobalt]

I had to edit and recompile two of the mods but it was worth

[onyx igloo]

"Bitchfield"

[neat moat]

what

[onyx igloo]

we've got Twatterton

[neat moat]

what the context?

[plush cobalt]

So real for that

[toxic relic]

aye, thats cool, as long as its a fun time

[onyx igloo]

Shitterton

[plush cobalt]

Penisham was an emoji name referencing how the ham looked like a penis

[plush cobalt]

Hbu fartnuts

I feel like we've discussed this before

[toxic relic]

what games do i play? hmmm

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-out-loud-laugh-ridiculous-hilarious-lolz-gif-17376550074772904877

[toxic relic]

currently playing a...game

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[bronze moat]

Quality over quantity.

I’ve had more fun in my PZ server with two of my friends than 30 or 40 Randles that pop in play for a few weeks, and then never show up again.

A member of my gaming community. I’ve never met them in real life, they live on the other side of the planet, and yet we’ve been playing games now for almost 4 years.

[toxic relic]

but i mostly play baro with mates and ive started playing rdo with my partner

[bronze moat]

We were kicking some serious ass on super earth together

[plush cobalt]

Hell yeah, do y'all do rp stuff or no

[oblique stream]

Howdy degen chat

[bronze moat]

And he’s just some kid from the Philippines but he’s my buddy

[toxic relic]

not much time to get into anything else recently

[toxic relic]

yessir

[white obsidian]

i got a new baby kitten and i named it jesus christ but I call it jay

[void narwhal]

My friends are opposed to Helldivers 2, unfortunately. I barely got to defend Super Earf recently.

[plush cobalt]

It's currently at 2 but soon more of them will be hopping in 🙏

[plush cobalt]

Nice, seems like a good game for it

[toxic relic]

its an enoyable experience-rping as gay cowboys

[plush cobalt]

Wait a minute... You foul beast, you thought I wouldn't notice we're having a genuine conversation

[cedar estuary]

Hey, im new to the discord but I have played the game a lot, has there been any announcements of b42 multiplayer?

[plush cobalt]

As if you could trap me for long

[toxic relic]

HAHA

its too late, omar

you've fallen into my trap

[bronze moat]

I play Valheim. Which is almost identical to Minecraft survival by Vikings.

So the gameplay loop is something I enjoy, and I can login for 10 hours and just decorate my house, work on my farm, collect some resources and I’m happy.

I’ve got two other Vikings that are building their castles and Base is nearby and it’s super mellow

[tender igloo]

nopers

[void narwhal]

Valheim, right, I need to get back to that too. I'm like 3 big updates behind.

[toxic relic]

we've engaged in felicitations

[cedar estuary]

rightio, cheers

[plush cobalt]

Hell yeah, I enjoy the mellow

[bronze moat]

I’ve never seen the miss land, so I’ve asked my regular player and neighbor to not go there without me

[void narwhal]

Last I played it I flew up to the stratosphere on top of a Deathsquito.

[plush cobalt]

I'm intentionally trying to take it slower w Minecraft this time so I haven't even gone to the nether yet

[hoary crag]

Are there any good steam curations to fix the UI?

[void narwhal]

That's where I left off too, never experienced the Mist stuff or the ??? that comes after.

[bronze moat]

Val Haim, HASSBOSS bites, but I playing super slow. I’m too busy building tree, houses and farms and raising pigs.

Yuck voice to text sucks right now.

[void narwhal]

Friend took this pic of me back in the day: https://i.imgur.com/5nblySh.png

I actually made it back down to ground alive but only because damage is capped, including fall damage.

[plush cobalt]

I switched away from discord and came back and forgot we were discussing games

[bronze moat]

Some of my friends have been playing private Minecraft servers for 10 years or more.

It’s one of those games or you can sit down and play for a couple hours or you suddenly catch the bug and you played for 12 hours straight and time just goes away

[plush cobalt]

So I very briefly thought you meant picture irl

[plush cobalt]

Yeah definitely, certainly a game that welcomes short phases

I set up a web server + discord bot combo so my friends can start up the game whenever (bc I have it set up to shut down when inactive so I'm not charged for the VM)

So hopefully it can be long-term

[bronze moat]

The game is really beautiful

[void narwhal]

Ya, need to play it again soon. I'm just paranoid with how steep death penalty is and how high my skills are.

[lyric galleon]

heya gen chat

[toxic relic]

wow classic hardcore

[lyric galleon]

thoughts on earth defense force gen chat

[plush cobalt]

I have not played it

I don't play games

[toxic relic]

you say after a discussion about your mc server

[plush cobalt]

What? MC server? Me?

You must be mistaken. I am a serious individual

[toxic relic]

k.

[oblique stream]

Howdy

[bronze moat]

I too am VERY serious.

Quote from my PZ server: “Dildo’s are short blunt weapons”

[toxic relic]

i mean

thats not an incorrect statement

[icy vigil]

it's average blunt

[void narwhal]

EDF is great. I've only played 4 and 5, though.

[lyric galleon]

six is gonna blow your socks off

narrative masterpiece

[void narwhal]

Aliens that look exactly like humans?

🐸

[bronze moat]

I AM FROM EARTH I have proof

[hoary crag]

I am starting a new game, why does my spawn point choice not have a map? And Why is it missing Echo Creek?

I am on version 41.78

[bronze moat]

Maps are “discovered” and learned by default.

[lyric galleon]

fr fr

[hoary crag]

I am talking about before I get in game

[bronze moat]

I don’t think you can start in Echo Creek

[onyx igloo]

You can

[unreal bane]

Not in 41, no.

[onyx igloo]

Well that yeah.

[hoary crag]

So the only usable 42 build is the unstable one?

[onyx igloo]

yep

[unreal bane]

Yup. B42 is a still-developing build.

[bronze moat]

But good news! If you’re still playing, build 41, login, using the bug mode and you can teleport to Echo Creek, and poof you’re there

[chrome mural]

Happy Pride Month, you all! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[harsh vault]

pride month is cool

[quaint mortar]

he's about to strike

[polar kernel]

he jumps so high its hilarious

[sacred schooner]

cat space program

[quaint mortar]

frog

[livid notch]

I forgot

[hoary crag]

Whats the easiest way to stomp?

[vast sand]

@spring beacon

its okay to not be okay

its okay if your shite at zomboid

[livid notch]

Space button

[tall glen]

wrong thing but it works I guess

[karmic jetty]

chat

[uncut cliff]

what a sad and poor couple

i sure they're fineee

[livid notch]

Yeah bob is just hugging Kate, what a supportive husband

[uncut cliff]

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gravity-falls-gruncle-stan-stanley-pines-rainbow-eyes-are-burning-gif-7130837635791690095

[tall glen]

hrllo xxoxr

helloo zoze

I am eating ice cream till I feel better

[heavy ivy]

what a nice couple

[oblique stream]

What ice cream

[heavy ivy]

hang on i need to go kill scarf

[tall glen]

butter pecan

[toxic hawk]

Well fucking drop me that shit

[toxic hawk]

Anon

Do you feel proud

[toxic hawk]

Just like that woman from signalis

[neat moat]

a mouse probably

[sacred shard]

dandelion void?

[livid notch]

[thin wedge]

🔒

[tall glen]

butter pecan is a patrician choice

[harsh vault]

1984

[karmic jetty]

whos patricia

[tall glen]

a girl with good taste

[harsh vault]

hai anon

[tall glen]

I've eaten a quart of ice cream

and feel rather blah

[harsh vault]

:3

anon fwen

genchat being slow

hai fwen!

how ish uus

[tall glen]

kinda blah this week

but I got a raise

[harsh vault]

yay

[tall glen]

and getting it backpaid like 5 weeks

also getting my annual bonus soon

[toxic hawk]

What

Anon you have money ?

[harsh vault]

hai jamie

[tall glen]

the bonus is like 2 grand, so not a lot of money

[toxic hawk]

Darn

Use it to but meat

And eat it

[tall glen]

it would be three

[toxic hawk]

Also hello

[tall glen]

but they ungrandfathered the long term employees

[harsh vault]

how ish u jamie

[quaint mortar]

buy yourself sweets and candy instead

[toxic hawk]

Good

[toxic hawk]

They what

[tall glen]

they capped the bonus's

[toxic hawk]

Oh

[tall glen]

to punish long term employess

[toxic hawk]

What crime they commit

Being old, ?

[tall glen]

not being corporate managers

[harsh vault]

thas gud

[toxic hawk]

Blah

[austere wave]

[tall glen]

corpos

[velvet pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-kill-fuego-matar-incendiar-gif-5307315

[bronze moat]

https://www.tiktok.com/@miku_queen01/video/7510153931029351698?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7450111595244897823

HELLCATS TO HELLPODS! HELLCATS TO HELLPODS!

Heavy losses during the defense of Super Earth has led to bolstering numbers from across multiple planets in Democratic Space.

Heading the call to spread Democracy is one such group. The Hellcats

Joining the Hellcats, as Commander of the Queen Of Super Earth is Super Citizen Nerdgamerdave. The "old man" himself, seen fighting in the streets of Super Earth is confirmed to have come out of retirement.

In a brief interview, the elderly Helldiver simply stated "I ain't got time to bleed" before rushing off to fight the Illumanid.

As ships commander, he is sworn to spread managed Democracy across the galaxy.

Democratic Protects the "Old Man"

[cursive osprey]

Guys, we’re getting a new season of phineas and ferb

[harsh vault]

in this day an age?

[cursive osprey]

Yes

[harsh vault]

thas cool

[thin wedge]

i sleep

hank hill reboot wokege

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/phineas-and-ferb-gif-24443007

[harsh vault]

hi lou

[vital marten]

“Let’s get on dayz and build up the base a lil, it’ll be quick”

Bro it’s 1 am-

“There’s 40 people on it’ll be finneee”

he immediately dies after walking out the front door

[harsh vault]

wow

playing dayz without me

[vital marten]

2 hours later and we made no progress 🤣

[harsh vault]

smh

leaving me out!

[wraith bolt]

bored...sup

[vital marten]

Totally, you don’t happen to play on Xbox do you?

Bro has no pc

[harsh vault]

console player

[vital marten]

We got a nice little base going at Dwarfs Castle, but given the amount of people that showed up in the last 24 hours I really doubt it’ll last that long

[harsh vault]

ewwww

console dayz yucky

[lucid lantern]

Happy Shavuot to my fellow Jews & non-Jews 🌟

[vital marten]

It’s dated for sure

Dwarfs castle build wouldn’t be viable on pc, could just get raided top down by a helicopter

[harsh vault]

er

a helicopter?

those arent in dayz

[wraith bolt]

wtf is shavout

[vital marten]

They aren’t? I haven’t played enough to know but when researching base locations I found a comment on them in a steam thread

[harsh vault]

console and pc dayz are on the same version ya know

you must be, super newbie, to dayz

[lucid lantern]

Jewish holiday

[vital marten]

They aren’t behind anymore?

[wraith bolt]

der...but what' the ideal of it

[harsh vault]

never were?

[vital marten]

3 or 4 years ago it was behind by multiple versions

[harsh vault]

no

never was

i played both xbox and pc

for tons of years

[surreal mirage]

Eggs box

[harsh vault]

hai echo

want clams

[surreal mirage]

Yo

[harsh vault]

20 clams

give or take

[surreal mirage]

Ask zeerol

[harsh vault]

no im asking you

[lucid lantern]

Shavuot is a two-day Jewish holiday that commemorates the giving of the Torah (the first five books of the Hebrew Bible) to Moses on Mount Sinai

[surreal mirage]

I'll take 20 clams sure

[wraith bolt]

LOL silly. The first commandment IS broken by everyone

[harsh vault]

whats ur myspace

[vital marten]

the resurgence

[surreal mirage]

Mein gott, i haven't heard that name in yonks

[karmic jetty]

who summoned me

[harsh vault]

hai zee

[karmic jetty]

hand over the clams

[harsh vault]

i saw echo first

[vital marten]

a robbery!!

[surreal mirage]

Zeerol can hear whispers when clams are mentioned

[harsh vault]

i want to give echo the clams

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-money-gif-23820456

[harsh vault]

he just has to give me his myspace

[surreal mirage]

Is myspace still even a thing

[harsh vault]

yes

[wraith bolt]

i dont think sp

[lucid lantern]

It's not the ten commandments, it's the Torah

[grand jay]

hi, i was wondering is it worth it to get PZ rn or wait til summer discount?

[harsh vault]

isnt pz on sale?

[grand jay]

bcs im quite tight on budget and js considering

[wraith bolt]

so the torah NOT the commandments?

[grand jay]

yea but summer could be 50% more

[harsh vault]

could be

not always promised

[lucid lantern]

He climbed mount Sinai and got the Torah and the 10 commandments

[wraith bolt]

ah ic

[lucid lantern]

But they're not the same thing

[wraith bolt]

still then...1st everyone breaks

[lucid lantern]

I don't even remember what it is lol

[wraith bolt]

the tetragrammaton is disappointed

[lucid lantern]

I've never heard that term before tbh

I usually hear Yaweh or Elohim

Or HaShem

[wraith bolt]

I think it's a kabalist thing

[lucid lantern]

At least in English

[wraith bolt]

Biblically the name would be akin to IAM....historically...it's a sound

OHM is another often belied one

we say it in almost every language too

the alpha syllable...so to speak

[lucid lantern]

In Hebrew we called it יהוה or יה

[oblique stream]

Not really

[harsh vault]

thats what i said golden.

[wraith bolt]

oh interesting...nin-lil...nin-ki

[oblique stream]

Zomboid was never on sale for more than 33%

[wraith bolt]

very sumerian looking

[oblique stream]

Only the spring sale is a weird exception

[wraith bolt]

designates earth bound i think

[oblique stream]

hi pup

[vital marten]

They’ll hope for it

[harsh vault]

hellos

[lucid lantern]

At the end of the day I don't celebrate it

But I get 2 days off from uni to try to catch up on my assignments

So no complaints

[wraith bolt]

time off is always nice

[oblique stream]

how are ya

why not sleeping

[harsh vault]

not okay

[last spoke]

Guys, I think I just designed a skeletonised spaceship

[icy vigil]

aw man, kurzgesagt changed the fentanyl thumbnail

eyes used to be closed

[vagrant oyster]

Congratulations to everyone on the start of Pride Visibility Month!

[icy vigil]

thank you

i prefer congratulations in cash

also im straight

(i accept gay people tho)

[toxic hawk]

You accept gay people as congratulations?

[oblique stream]

How and why did you notice it

[icy vigil]

because the original thumbnail was funny

[burnt kite]

why does bro change thumbnails all the time

[last spoke]

Almost every video by now has two thumbnails that youtube serves randomly as a way for creators to A/B test which thumbnail attracts more engagement

[cursive osprey]

Why do you have screenshots of the old thumbnails 💀

[icy vigil]

why does fentanyl feel so good

[last spoke]

Because it's not an old one, both exist, they're just served at random

[frozen ember]

https://tenor.com/view/yoojung-gif-kim-yoo-jung-kim-you-jung-yooj-choi-minah-gif-17111908174929208776

yoooo we making it to the fictional city of the cloud district with this one boys

[cursive osprey]

Ah alr, that thumbnail is from 5 minutes after upload though

[oblique stream]

At least its a proper thumbnail

[burnt kite]

it does a brainy thing idk i forgot

[oblique stream]

Unlike whatever cgp grey is doing

[last spoke]

Yeah, what's up with that-

[oblique stream]

Like 90% of his thumbnails are now just random frames of the videos

Sometimes they are also passed through some opposite color filter or how its called

[burnt kite]

idk dude, he's probably doing something smart

or maybe not

[gilded bridge]

I don't like Kurzgesagt
He keeps purposely misleading people with his statistics
Also I don't agree with many of his opinions

[oblique stream]

Does he?

[gilded bridge]

Probably not
Thumbnails are important

For attraction

[oblique stream]

Like it would make sense to do if he:
Released content more regularly
Done it only on the newer vids

What kind of experiments with analytics can he do with old vids

[icy vigil]

they've been embroiled in controversy yeah

but i actually dont care anymore

their vids have nice visuals

and i like the narration

[burnt kite]

i have no idea dude

[oblique stream]

Its cgp grey

he does weird shit

Like that vid about cars

[young kelp]

Void member joined my colony for free, we converting to our religion

[burnt kite]

its very accurate for me to sit in the far corner behind everyone

[oblique stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHzzSao6ypE

If only there was something that can always move in unison, have capacity of multiple cars and require less monkey-human brain input

[icy vigil]

yeah

more cars

[burnt kite]

a bus?

oh

[oblique stream]

Like one can only wonder of such contraption

He is thinking just like a modern tech bro

[burnt kite]

funny, uk has a system for trolleybusses

but no active trolleybusses

stop eyeing me

[oblique stream]

"How should we fix the problem with traffic caused by cars?"
"I know! Cars, but we wont call them cars, but "pods""

[burnt kite]

a car with a safety violation

[quaint mortar]

what's the violation

[icy vigil]

a succulent automated vehicle

[quaint mortar]

do not panic react me

nor stressed react me

[oblique stream]

Lack of any safety measures, breaks or direct control over the "100% not car"

[quaint mortar]

true..

[icy vigil]

did CGP promote that?

[oblique stream]

He promoted self driving vehicles

[burnt kite]

it doesnt even have a seatbelt

nor a door

[icy vigil]

a

[oblique stream]

since they dont have "monkey brain interference" in it

[burnt kite]

if that ever happens, there are bound to be people who will jailbreak their not-cars and wire a makeshift steering wheel to them

[oblique stream]

He is right on that humans are the problem in this equation

[icy vigil]

he has an interesting line on the vid "wishing that people are better than they are is a terrible solution everytime"

funny

[oblique stream]

And automatization may be a solution if hypothetically cars are the only transportation in the world

[icy vigil]

I think CGP's only fault here is a terrible title

it should be "how to make cars work"

everyone already peddles that mass transport is the solution

[oblique stream]

And in the end he should have said "we still should abolish the cars"

[icy vigil]

now, how can that happen

[oblique stream]

but to be fair, it was 8 years ago

[cursive osprey]

Guys, what if we just make a ski lift that connects everywhere

[burnt kite]

guys, what if we just used minigun jetpacks

that would truly be a joyride

[cursive osprey]

YES WITH TAXPAYER MONEY

[oak raptor]

Hello. I need help in game.

[karmic jetty]

what game

[oak raptor]

PZ. Haha. It's on sale so I bought it.

[oblique stream]

the game

[signal sigil]

this is bullshit

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[oblique stream]

Ive lost the game

shit

[karmic jetty]

whats pz

[oak raptor]

I played the Tutorial.

[icy vigil]

i agree

[signal sigil]

there are WAY too many zombies on roads. like i cant get thru them god dammit

[icy vigil]

whatever it is

[icy vigil]

is this muldraugh

[karmic jetty]

hmmm what to dooo

[signal sigil]

they dissasambled my car as i was driving

[oblique stream]

Nah, youve just passed Romania

[icy vigil]

you misunderstood, they're advocating for mass transport

[signal sigil]

yes

[icy vigil]

muldraugh is just like that

[signal sigil]

they ate me and i had like- so much skills. iv been playing this character for a week. i could oneshot zombies

[icy vigil]

there are other ways to go for safe travel

like you can drive on the railways

[signal sigil]

not with this car no

i had about 750 storage worth of loot. thing could NOT acclerate

it had decent max speed but took forever to get there

[signal sigil]

whole 2 warehouse and 3 police station loot was in that car. as well as enough food, water and gas to last me for months

[icy vigil]

i got nuthin

get a better car idunno

get a better mod car

[signal sigil]

no storage

[signal sigil]

i downloaded this millitary large mod cars- and they got like no storage idk

[icy vigil]

maybe the game wasn't meant to be played with OP cars

[signal sigil]

ima grab a molotov, get in my porsche and burn down the whole road

then get back in my car and keep going on my way

[burnt kite]

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU SO MUCH

[signal sigil]

if it still runs that is

[oblique stream]

L

[vale agate]

anybody know how big a tile is?

[oblique stream]

its a single tile wide

[vale agate]

no way

[signal sigil]

does muldraugh have a bar or something where i can get whiskeys

[vale agate]

yes

[signal sigil]

and bourbons

[vale agate]

all the way up north

literally the last building

[signal sigil]

oh ye saw it. thank u

this city about to go to hell

for they killed my leveled up character

[raven stump]

@signal sigil if you wanna make molotovs you can use gas aswell

[signal sigil]

i shall strike these disgusting spawns of hell back where they came from

[burnt kite]

1x1m

[vale agate]

oh, aight

[signal sigil]

why did nobody tell me this for- like a year. iv been looting bourbons ever since i play this game

[raven stump]

well

one could figure

[vale agate]

damn

I just did a stupid

I tried to fast forward while sprinting and hit ALT F4

[burnt kite]

you did that to yourself

[vale agate]

I know 😔

[icy vigil]

it's actually a known issue

but the devs seem kinda dismissive about it

[vale agate]

?

[icy vigil]

because it's not outrageous for players to try using alt and fast forward; its bad design to keep it as a default setting

[vale agate]

oh

[toxic hawk]

Football fans are simply another species. Straight up smashed and looted a clothes store downtown after a gane

[frail shadow]

not exactly news is it

pretty violent species

[vale agate]

jesus

[naive flicker]

Football fans can be so passionate and violent at the same time

[low lava]

44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444

[icy vigil]

that is very true

[burnt kite]

this is why we can't have nice things

[low lava]

i need the brazilians players

[icy vigil]

what are you gonna do to them

[low lava]

lol I needed someone to play with me. I've been playing alone for a while and I don't know of any good ones.

[icy vigil]

idunno any

advertise yourself in #1019737819981283459

[toxic hawk]

🫂

[burnt kite]

yabadaba doo

[signal sigil]

queasy, depressed, nervous wreck, discomfort, unpleasantly hot

i got these stuff

how do i get rid of em

[icy vigil]

irl?

[signal sigil]

yes

[icy vigil]

idunno

😔

i have them too

[signal sigil]

okay so

[rain mango]

become a femboy

[signal sigil]

on my previous character

ice cream killed me

which is the funniest thing to happen to me in this game

[vernal idol]

for unpleasantly hot, just remove some cloth

[signal sigil]

so i was looting warehouses- and i got laceration by zombie

[cursive osprey]

Paris?

[toxic hawk]

what if he is pleasantly hot

[toxic hawk]

angers, tho its been all over apprently

[cursive osprey]

Damn

[vernal idol]

🥰

[signal sigil]

after killing them all i got back to my car, ate some ice cream and slept. next day i was quesy and i thought i got infected from laceration

[icy vigil]

you could be

[signal sigil]

so i rushed back to base like a madman, crashed a car, broke a leg, cut my arm, dragged myself back to base

[cursive osprey]

I don’t understand why people fell like it’s acceptable to start destroying stuff because of a football match

[signal sigil]

barely alive

just to realize i had weak stomache trait and

ice cream was rotten

[toxic hawk]

lesser mindset

[signal sigil]

and my character was so damaged, i lost a fight against 4 zombies

[icy vigil]

what did he mean by this

[toxic hawk]

hello mistershark

[signal sigil]

also why cant i send pics here

[toxic hawk]

howre you

[icy vigil]

1984

it's reserved for the ultra elite

[cursive osprey]

Dumbasses destroy stuff because a club wins a football match

[signal sigil]

i used to be able to send pics on my previous account

[rain mango]

feel acceptable?

[icy vigil]

and who carries the lesser mindset

[rain mango]

who said its acceptable

[cursive osprey]

Yes, I made a typo

[icy vigil]

previous account?

🧐

[cursive osprey]

The people who loot stuff think PSG winning a match warrants them looting stores lmao

[toxic hawk]

team aint even that good

[cursive osprey]

How the hell did they win 5-0

[toxic hawk]

fixed

[kind walrus]

makes sense

[stable oar]

mrbeast ahh progress bars

someone added a random logarithm to the progress bar

[grand jay]

guys i js installed PZ, its kinda bland to play alone? what should i do, play mods or multiplayer?

[icy vigil]

"its kinda bland to play alone?" is this a question or do you feel that way

if youve just installed try exploring the towns

[bright valley]

I wanted the Spiffo keychain ;-;

[karmic jetty]

playing alone is lame

[bright valley]

true bro

[toxic hawk]

playing alone is best

[karmic jetty]

lame

[icy vigil]

playing alone killed my hamster

[bright valley]

If you want to play with me I think you're cool

[karmic jetty]

nah

[bright valley]

but I don't know how to speak English

[karmic jetty]

ill play with u for 20 grand

[icy vigil]

you do

[bright valley]

I'm using Google Translate to communicate with you.

[grand jay]

i wnna play w u

[karmic jetty]

where are these goobers comin from

[grand jay]

i mean i rather play online rather alone

alone is lame

[bright valley]

I want to play with you but I don't know English to communicate with you

[karmic jetty]

so true

[grand jay]

bruh

does region affect our ping if we play

like one in asia and one in europe

[icy vigil]

what's your original language

[karmic jetty]

yups

[grand jay]

damn

[icy vigil]

you can play with 300 ping

imo

[grand jay]

nah

[karmic jetty]

u get used to it

[grand jay]

i rather play alone then

[bright valley]

Portuguese

[karmic jetty]

stinky

[grand jay]

muchas gracias aprision

oh shoot i think its spanish

[icy vigil]

a prison

[bright valley]

my internet is not bad

[grand jay]

imma find asia server then

[icy vigil]

i mean you really could

[bright valley]

what spanish bro?

[icy vigil]

if you havent tried

you can even drive decently alongside people

[bright valley]

I'm even lost in the middle of the conversation

someone buy me an rtx 4090

[icy vigil]

are you gonna learn english eventually?

[icy vigil]

i like this plunger

he just like me fr

[bright valley]

I'm learning with duolingo

[icy vigil]

that's nice

[bright valley]

I'm from Bahia and I'm too lazy to work. I want others to buy a 4090 for me.

[cursive osprey]

Sure, I’ll buy you a sticker of one

[bright valley]

Sure, I’ll buy you a sticker of one

[cursive osprey]

Thanks

[bright valley]

I wish that here in Brazil spiffo wasn't so expensive ;-;

[icy vigil]

the plushie?

make one

do crochet

[bright valley]

here it is at 25.66 dollars

[icy vigil]

spiffo is ugly as fuck 🤬

[bright valley]

Spiffo is very expensive here

No, it's not, bro, the spiffo here is even pretty

[icy vigil]

i hate it

like really i dont find it cute

[karmic jetty]

cheaper to get a real raccon

[bright valley]

He's not cute and he's the more modest type

[bright valley]

I sent you the spiffo link so you can see how it works

I wish there was a keychain

[karmic jetty]

diy

[bright valley]

I wish there was an official who could support the game

[karmic jetty]

chat

so uh

do ppl actually drink milk with ice

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1238008707762356294/1176168756515459204.gif

[ruby river]

these people are not real

[karmic jetty]

arushor

ben rye the science guy

[ruby river]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[toxic hawk]

ice cream

[ruby river]

ok chat i have to go now, goodbye

[cursive osprey]

Bye Ben (Dover)

[fair yacht]

[livid notch]

[grand jay]

hi im new, anyone wnna try multiplayer?

[onyx igloo]

me when some imbecile tries chasing me down so i start bhopping:

[rain mango]

my only question is

why 1994?

and why kentucky?

ive always wondered that

[onyx igloo]

1993

and why not

[icy vigil]

because zomboid was released during the craze with TWD

[ruby river]

hi chat i lied

im back

[icy vigil]

TWD was in kentucky

[ruby river]

no freaking way

[pale berry]

GEORGIA

YOU MUPPET

[cursive osprey]

No lol

Georgia and Virginia

[onyx igloo]

YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL!!

[rain mango]

keep forgetting it's 1993

[cursive osprey]

TWD also isn’t 1993

[rain mango]

never ever play with a mod set that turns pz into I Am Legend

[rain mango]

i learned that the harsh way

[icy vigil]

thank you for correcting me

[onyx igloo]

I am (not) Legend.

[cursive osprey]

💀 💀 💀

[ruby river]

if it was any other time besides 1993 you'd be asking "why is it (x) date?"

[rain mango]

not trying to come off as annoying

just wondering

[icy vigil]

oh i thought of kentucky because the comic rick was from kentucky (im still wrong and will carry this shame for generations)

[cursive osprey]

You better

[livid notch]

That's not too bad, try hivemind

[rain mango]

burglar is op

[ruby river]

i assume the developers liked the vaporwave aesthetic

[livid notch]

Not really, only the nimble is very good, sneak and lightfoot is meh, being able to hijack cars don't matter much to me since I can grind 2 mech 1 elec anyway

[rain mango]

i like the post cold war aspect

would be cool if there was a mod called project moscow, or something similar

[grand jay]

anyone wnna try multiplayer? im new here

[rain mango]

the same way there's one called project france

[livid notch]

https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1019737819981283459

[ruby river]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2639141128

[rain mango]

HOLY FUCK

YEEAAAHHH

[lean parcel]

Guys! Support and complement this theme, who is playing on a split screen!
Thank you!)
https://theindiestone.com/forums/index.php?/topic/83977-4281-rev-29171-split-screenremote-play-bugs/

[candid patio]

😦 my wife made lousy coffee
and it was the last of the beans
and I really liked those beans
and I physically brought them here from another country 😦

on the bright side i get to buy new beans today. hopefully they are tasty 🙂

[ruby river]

do you think for a multiplayer game itd be a good idea to make the first 7 days be extra long so that everyone has a chance to play while the power is on and stuff

[gleaming vault]

Unnecessary duh

[young kelp]

Mech army is done

Time to end the run

in a last stand

its a very small number of mechs

mainly cause a single one eats up 8 bandwidth

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-good-morning-good-morning-chat-good-morning-images-greetings-gif-14856495228668895469

[icy vigil]

by on a discount

are you reselling

👁️

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-gif-15067477579594302441

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-twist-his-balls-mods-ltg-low-tier-god-twist-his-balls-gif-14553562238167638000

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-memes-ksi-thick-of-it-mods-discord-mod-gif-2830572923502966674

Fuck

Racism

Is this because im new?

[coral token]

U can’t do that in here?

[low lava]

BR's online

??

[coral token]

Mb I ain’t know

[coral token]

Yea

[rain mango]

@river remnant r u dead or smth?

You sitting in the voice channel since yesterday

[livid notch]

Get to level 10

These image/gif perms aren't free choom

[ocean acorn]

hi i just bought zomboid\

[plush cobalt]

Hi Astor

I hope you enjoy the game

[livid notch]

Welcome to peak

Just know you die a lot

[rain mango]

Download Johnny Silverhand mod

[burnt kite]

what is that bio dude

[rain mango]

Something's wrong?

[burnt kite]

just noting

https://tenor.com/view/diagnosis-skill-issue-diagnosis-skill-issue-draker-discord-gif-22231351

[rain mango]

Cry bout that

[burnt kite]

no one is crying bro

[hearty walrus]

Hello?

Im looking fir someone to play with

[burnt kite]

no hello

#1019737819981283459

[onyx igloo]

negative hello

[rain mango]

Anti hello

[burnt kite]

unhellos your hello

[hearty walrus]

I have posted on there

[plush cobalt]

Bro was twisting his mustache while typing this message

L generator

[onyx igloo]

my generator of the letter L:

[hearty walrus]

Dawg why am i being attacked w anti hello’s😭

[onyx igloo]

we are evil

[burnt kite]

hi hello hey hi hello

[hearty walrus]

Valid

[rain mango]

Are you european by any chance?

[hearty walrus]

Anyone wanna play?

[burnt kite]

aak in #1019737819981283459

[plush cobalt]

Can you just be normal

[hearty walrus]

I have

Asking here asw

[ocean acorn]

whats that

ive been playing vanilla

no mods yet

[rain mango]

Nvm

[ocean acorn]

should i keep playing vanilla

[plush cobalt]

If you want to

[rain mango]

Yep, you should start adding mods when vanilla gonna get bored

[livid notch]

Is there one? What's in it?

[plush cobalt]

Just as a heads-up you're not gonna be sticking around here for long if this isn't a joke

And if it is, still yikes

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101290737594802217/1307742521677578300/image0.gif

[rain mango]

Thats an fucking bio

[plush cobalt]

Doesn't make it any less of an L

[rain mango]

Theres 2 mods, first have Johnny Silverhand model and second one have his car

[livid notch]

Buying pz again when summer sale hits

[rain mango]

Fr

[cursive osprey]

Again?

[livid notch]

Long story

[oblique stream]

The game is so good

[raven stump]

Whats your deal

[plush cobalt]

I'm not entertaining this

You know what I'm referring to, and if you don't then work on your critical thinking ig. Wasn't even directed at you so idk why you're jumping into the path of an L

[fair yacht]

Hi omar!

[dim cloak]

Morning Sporf

[plush cobalt]

Sporfhello

[fair yacht]

Dstroyer and omar!? Aaaa

[livid notch]

Ello sporf

[fair yacht]

Light fren too!?

Its fren sunday it seems

[icy vigil]

dstromar

[fair yacht]

Mister distromar light

[icy vigil]

[fair yacht]

[brazen lantern]

How can you be all those phobes "as a joke"

[unreal bane]

Alright degen_chat, what's going on here-

[fair yacht]

Hello hana!

[brazen lantern]

Same as it ever was

[little lake]

Just stopped in to check the progress of the game, wow this place is a dumpster fire.

[plush cobalt]

Very bad edgy humor from like 2 decades ago maybe, idk probably not even worth the benefit of the doubt

[mellow birch]

here we go again

[fair yacht]

Birb too!?

Aaaa

[mellow birch]

yis

[fair yacht]

Hai

[mellow birch]

hi everyone

[unreal bane]

Right. Okay.

[plush cobalt]

Not always like this tbf, also plenty of game talk happens in #pz_b42_chat & #pz_b41_chat

[unreal bane]

Like, wow. They sure like crawling out of the woodwork when you least expect it huh.

[plush cobalt]

Yeah, odd time for it

[brazen lantern]

I think it's like culturally engrained in some eastern European countries

It prob takes a lot of work to get it out

[plush cobalt]

Their use of -phobic (and advertising it in the bio for no reason) feels much more ragebait than cultural conditioning, but yeah certainly true that some places are more regressive in that way. Still plenty of people who aren't bigots in those places though

[unreal bane]

There's been an amusing number of Polish users who have randomly singled me out in chat with very, very distasteful slurs (in Polish).

Now I'm not generalizing, but it's funny that I could probably make a list out of it by now.

[icy vigil]

the polish update!

[unreal bane]

Polish update!

[plush cobalt]

Polish update at what cost 😨

[unreal bane]

Sadly so. Some places just don't change as quickly as the rest of the world does, kinda like how boomers still find Brad's wife funny even now.

[brazen lantern]

Brad

[plush cobalt]

I had not heard of brad's wife

[unreal bane]

It's an ancient Facebook meme IIRC

[plush cobalt]

Nearly a decade old goodness

[brazen lantern]

So.. a dude messages me in another community where I'm head mod asking if he was wrong in this situation and gives me a reddit post. He's misogynistic and pretty transphobic. I think he was asking in earnest about how he was handling the situation. He's from Romania.

[unreal bane]

Oh dear. Did you just admit you're a Discord mod?

[plush cobalt]

Suddenly I sense a foul odor

[brazen lantern]

Actually!!!

[unreal bane]

[brazen lantern]

I shower and smell like coffee

[icy vigil]

i never knew coffee took showers

[plush cobalt]

I respect earnestly asking & making an effort though—way more understandable to just have been raised with certain ideas but be reflective on how those are understood/how they affect others

[unreal bane]

Yeah. Some folks do ponder abit: "Damn, did things change when I wasn't thinking about it? Is it unacceptable now?"

[mellow birch]

I find it frustrating when people only consider whether or not something is okay depending on how broader society reacts to it

but, someone making a genuine effort to understand why is always something I’d respect too

[plush cobalt]

That's fair, but it's a step above not changing at all

[brazen lantern]

Nuh uh this is not it

You're not getting what I'm saying all the way

If you're raised in it and grow up around people that think this way it becomes how you think

[mellow birch]

I understand that

people are changed by their relationships and environment

[brazen lantern]

That's different from what you said above

[mellow birch]

but some individuals are more predisposed towards exploring themselves and their moral judgements than others

I find people who rely entirely on what other people react for that sort of thing frustrating

[unreal bane]

Ah, so maybe you meant 'their environment' rather than 'broader society'.

[polar wind]

hey guys

anyone from Romania by any chance ?:D

[mellow birch]

well, I mean both

[unreal bane]

Like, if you only hang out with jackasses and behave like a jackass, naturally you'd think it's acceptable.

[mellow birch]

the broader social ecosystem is something you can still choose to be critical of

[brazen lantern]

I know a guy from Romania I hope he doesn't steal your car

[acoustic ferry]

guys could u help me out with installing mod collection preset, like what do i do with it, i can give link if thats approved, sorry for jumping in mid conversation

[mellow birch]

I prefer people who make that choice

[polar wind]

nah bro you can't steal another romanian

[brazen lantern]

Real

[polar wind]

we do have a talent to steal faster than our government tho

[unreal bane]

Well, I best be off. Work tomorrow.

You boys behave now.

[plush cobalt]

You'll have better luck with this type of question in the PZ chats, but there should just be an install button

[neat moat]

hello chat

[polar wind]

i found a way to play b42 muliplayer

[plush cobalt]

Sleep well hana

[mellow birch]

have a good night Hana

[neat moat]

oh I missed Hana posting

[polar wind]

i do have 2 friends but they don't wanna play

[plush cobalt]

Hi fish boy

[acoustic ferry]

ok thanks man

[neat moat]

Hello Omar

[mellow birch]

hello, fish

[neat moat]

hello bird

whats the word I've heard all about?

[brazen lantern]

I know some words

You might have to be more specific with word

[mellow birch]

I think he’s talking about bird

bird’s the word

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-is-the-word-the-trashmen-yay-happy-goofy-gif-21193100

[coral token]

Can I sell me extra copy of the game away in here or is that against the rules?

[brazen lantern]

I have that album on vinyl

[frail shadow]

why would someone buy it off you

[brazen lantern]

Not here

[frail shadow]

unless you make it a lot cheaper

[coral token]

Idk but I’d give it away for 10 tbh got a extra copy by accident😒

[neat moat]

ask for a refund

[narrow rune]

@plush cobalt hey! Hey you! Stop that

[coral token]

Got this copy a whilleeee ago just never did anything with it

[plush cobalt]

I'm interested. On an unrelated note, is anyone interested in a spare copy of PZ for $100? (I'm not actually interested)

[coral token]

So it’s just sitting in my inventory

[brazen lantern]

Can I have 100 dollar

[plush cobalt]

What did I do

[brazen lantern]

U get nothing

[frail shadow]

what’s your paypal

[narrow rune]

I told you

[frail shadow]

i’ll send you a euro

[brazen lantern]

1!!!

[coral token]

When I’m up we all gon eat

[neat moat]

I'll buy it for 20 monopoly money

aka Canadian

[coral token]

Better than nothing tbh

[brazen lantern]

Is there plastic in Canadas money?