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Milk > Cereal > Bowl
Awful
heresy
Of course you eat the bowl last
skip the table
table is a snack in the middle
i eat the fork first, spoons are for casuals
ok but cereusly guys it says i need bowl with milk inside to craft bowl of cereals
or there is another way
50% chance to drown in milk
now that's a way to go out
Not from metal poisoning
Metal poisoning from all the fishing
does dating with utensils actually give any buffs
aside for drawing the spoon model

Yummers
thats what im saying
They gonna ban me from the hardware store after that
why whenever i post a gif for someone its the most random shit ever
Cause plungers be like that
Uhh
very plungie moment indeed
what did you think it was....?
Thrash
one man's trash is another man's forage find
tupid
Why is there a pregnant man emoji lol
why are you asking that
This world is cooked 😂
Am I not allowed to?
For expressing my opinion? Wild
🦐
yeah
your opinion is not allowed
idk what your opinion is but
its on the automod list
trust me, im the son of the discord ceo
Well it’s fact men can’t get preggo so 🤷♂️
ew jason citreon offspring
🤓 
freudian slip
?
chat clip that, he fumbled
Lool
algum br ai ?
bruh
im sure there are but this server is english only, sorry, mate
nerdcore with the bois
How lol
you ? to my statement
english only server
were you asking what it was or were you confused as to why i said it
🥀
Confused why you said it
Sorry if your being sarcastic it’s hard to tell over text with no tone
im not being sarcastic, i think i am being sardonic? casually caustic? was the tone i was trying to convey
just a bit of banter
Ohh
Xp
Gotcha
My cats piss me off lol
To go up
are you sure?
Yes
that scars gonna leave am ark
curses, i cannot express my experience online
A glimpse into the wonderful world of Yahoo! Answers. Song is Curley Shirley by Otto Sieben.
Twitch channel is still underway, just been having some technical difficulties. Gonna try and get it off the ground within the week. When it's ready I'll post a quick announcement video with a scheduled time.
the classic
gregnant
luigi board
Shall discuss deepstate conspiracies of geopolitical espionage?
no were discussion prefnats
Tf is a prefnat
pragnet
pringle
what conspiracies would they be
Hmmm
Response if just ignorant: consider trans men
Response if bigot: L + ratio + eventually your ilk will find a new scapegoat to villify and it'll be just as silly
Only women have wombs
See the second response option
Just got a cat 6 ethernet cable setup for my pc, boutta test the before and after network speeds
Houses are alive and we feed them our dead skin and socks. The governement knows but wont admit it.
That’s under your terms.
idk why you're here dude
Hole digging enthusiast
why did you come into chat with that being your first message
bro showed up just to say stupid shit
out of all servers to do this shit on
Starting shit for no reason is a lost art
thats called instigation dumbass
I welcome the comeback but I wish it were more creative
i miss when rage bait was creative
why are you pickin on the new person
I’m not but thanks lol
Very random hostility but I'll allow it just this once
I triggered them with facts
LOL
HAHAHA
SAYING TRIGGERED UNIRONICALLY
Bro probably looks up to ben shapiro
damn that was a pathetic response
getcho weak ass on
😂😂😂
"erm, have you considered, that facts dont care about your feelings, erhm g-g-get rekt 🤓 "
Crying laughing emoji but the only the crying part is happening irl
tips fedora
I’ll just leave y’all with that lol
Ok
im sure you have a wonderful katana collection zad

you keep it next to your body pillows
Before: Download speeds of 53.43 Mbps with 205 ping, Upload speeds of 54.13 Mbps with 431 ping
After: Download speeds of 948.19 Mbps with 13 ping, Upload speeds of 834.06 Mbps with 23 ping
hell of an upgrade holy
🫃
I see why people use ethernet
ethernet is best
yah its great i use it for my pc
Ethernet in the bedroom was one of the things I was looking for while searching for a place
Gotta have that faster connection
man my sleep schedule is FUCKED
literally yesterday on reddit i wrote "holy unemployment" to some dude arguing with another dude about something insignificant in a thread that spanned 40 messages.
The dude then proceeded to stalk me and write "Cringe." under every single post and comment of mine (which is true but besides the point). In his bio he had "I'f you're seeing this, you got triggered by me". Shit made me so disappointed I deleted reddit for good
I got a 25' cat 6 cable and used these coaxial staples to pin it to my wall so I dont trip over it
i either take two 3-hour naps in a day and wake up at midnight
That bio is so fucking funny it almost makes me want to change mine to it
But someone would think it's serious
Deleting reddit for good
or sleep for 12 hours
what bio
I ain't reading allat gng
no one would take discordian mar personal
I would of been honoured lol
This one
@tender igloo
WHERE
THRASH
"I'f you're seeing this, you got triggered by me"
Speedread it NOW
thats the bio
I’ll make it mine
boutta not sleep tn idk feeling like I wanna play schedule 1 all night long, It runs better than zomboid somehow?? maybe its because I get constant like 20 fps while I get very constant dips during zomboid that makes it nearly unplayable
for who lmao
download more ram
im so confused LOL
my bio goes crazy
its not the ram\
did you not read clownades messag
omar wants to use that as a new bio, ironically
lmao
Omar is now a right wing influencer
but it wasnt this time
its ok puppers you have selective hearing
its the graphics, im using integrated HD 530 thats all, because I have 16gb ddr4 which is plenty for zomboid
I feel like I've had that character in the repertoire for a while now
install fps
I guess the alpha grift joke isn't inherently that
you do
fps boosting mod moment
thrasher!
Omar
hi
Hi trash
Moe. You again.
omg its good to see you again
yo
nah, omar, i remember you pulling out the "im just asking questions" contrarian
New ring guys im flexing I made a new one
yea 2133 mhz
nice ring
how is my favorite punching bag?
I must not do it often bc I don't even remember lol
BAD!!!
I can't believe the bio made me laugh even when I was expecting it
what about u
been a while, im glad you forgot and i feel dread for reminding you
Aint no way
I feel no shame in playing a character with the intent of ridicule
ALSO BAD
Unless the dread is worry that I might bring it back
yes that
So we got that in common
also, i dont believe that making fun of something removes its power as much as people think
Guys have you considered just not feeling bad
but mostly the revival
When does it get better
I don't think it needs to remove its power necessarily
You can ridicule something without it being intended to logically deconstruct it imo
Like “this shit silly as hell” doesn't get at why but it can still be true
it gets better after insurance gets off my ass about what happened
Its got me very worried
What happened
I don't know what's happened but I hope it gets sorted
I feel off a ladder
Oh my
and they want moni
There any recommended mod lists out there?
Are you in recovery still?
isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?😭
Sort of
well
The deductible presumably? Or did they cover it and say nevermind
Wait what
Oh not your insurance
yeah
Ohh the ladder owner
For some reason I was thinking the ladder itself
Had me very confused
the ladder of unimaginable value
I thought the ladder company was coming for you
You messed with the wrong industry
Fr though I hope that gets sorted out
Yeah it's just
the estimated value is a lot
and the other person involved is not beinf as cooperative as id like
So it’s their fault it’s getting rough? Cuz they’re not cooperating
doesn't matter what happened its about that insurance decides
I just want to make sure my rates won't go up
One man's thrash is another man's divorce

Did you know Jesus died for our sins
whos jesus
Ah
Jesus died so I can drink lemonade
no Jesus is fine
do u think hes chilling in an office complex
He's cutting the bushes rn
Jesus was an innocent man and they still put Him on the cross, over a murderer named Barabas
No Jesus is right there man
Jesus loved a perfect life of no sun
orm
Sin*
Look im waving at him
what up chat
no Jesus is pretty dark he gets a lot of sun
minor spelling mistake!!!
No matter how many times I save sin it always corrects to sun for some reason
tq bill joe for showing me the path

do washing machines not work in 42?
imagine roaming a desolate wasteland on this thingamajig
PEOPLE OF THE COMMONWEALTH
DO NOT BE ALARMED
WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL
dun duuuuuun dun
Inon Zur fr
one laceration incurred from that beast and ur gonna need 30 vaccines
+10 poison damage
now that i think of it, it would be cool to power it with an entire truckload of rtgs
a mind melting experience
hi friends
salutations and felicitations
im trash in general
my good fellow
you changed your bio 
yes you did
Hey the producers told me to let you know that you won't be here all week
oh…
Spaghetti
comically large hook drag me off stage
🍝
freakboid
Am I losing it or does the hook emoji look so much more shit than any other built-in emoji
🪝
So much so I thought this was a custom one but I don't have nitro

playing b41 rn
i wanna go into the military checkpoint off the highway
how packed with zombies is it
playing b42 closed mp test rn
yes.
exclusive alpha
its not too bad you can just make noise and move them
The npc are so tupid
im using britas rn
megatron could kill them
normal population
they gotta add megatron to the game
i dont have much shotgun ammo left
i have like 300 30.06 and a sniper
u think ill be good?
how much ammo?
i had a carton of shells and shotgun in 42 and cleared half a checkpoint in brandenburger
the louisville checkpoint
300 rounds of 30.06
puppers pls. You were supposed to buy fudge not ammo from bass pro
bass can be professionals?
hai chat
i did something i never should've
i modded project zomboid to the point where i turned the game into I Am Legend
the longest i survived was 1 day and 14 hours
i am legend is a great movie
The show's better than both
i am legend is an awesome movie
The Pop up book was better
the book is good, havent watched the movie
hai riley!
they changed so many plot points for the book
while i disagree majorly with the weird god complex the mc has
i liked the conclusion
dude realised what he had done and went out knowing that it was his time
joke
not good
will smith goofy
yes?
you didn't say hi to me
he wasnt bad in it but fuck
the movie is so bad compared to the book
hai destroyer
ty!
i liked the moovie
they added this weird "alpha" hierarchy
read 'the road' a while back and enjoyed it as well
the ending is shit
the cow adaptation was peak
the book makes a good message out of the dog's death, i'm guessing its not the case in the movie
nor the paranoia and neuroticism
definitely not
agree with the book opinion
in the movie
spoiler and tw for animale death
||he strangles the dog after it becomes infected somehow-he just "has" the dog at the start-completely different to in the book||
so bad
okay what about guess whose back
book or movie
boogieman
song better
Can't let the german have this one i guess
the 'cure' and discovering the dog drive so much of the narrative in the book, that is a big flop not getting that across in the movie

they also made the vampires so animalistic
they turned them into a 'alpha' society
theyre just zombas
like, he captures an "alpha"
eugh
the entire fucking book's main story and theme is gone
no
leon
sorry ping
a whole point of the book that plays into his madness is the vampires taunting and playing with him every night
in the book theyre a new society
leon krill fartass for ping

and lokiel who probably gonna be like "i never watched i am legend"
the movie doesnt even make sense with the title
in the book, he ponders over the fact that humans, him, have become a legend-as vampires used to be
nobody wants to see someone make a damn butterfly with a window pane
zeerol never watched i am legend smh
Its called symbolism buddy.
main character was useless, didn't even harvest the precious dog meat
dog is the most delicious meat
does the book have moving pictures
where 451 F movie
guess who's back is a silly movie, by the way
or a tiktok video
i have other thoughts about it but i liked what i thought it was trying to convey
and the ending was kind of disturbing
good comparison - love the book so much, and the movie WWZ is just... fine. like it's so incredibly mediocre that i cant get angry so instead im just disappointed lol
riding into town

if goofy ahh 1942 can get one why not 451
Technical question relating to dedicated server, or just PZ server in general. Say I use a dedicated server to play with two different groups of people. If I want to change the save that the dedicated server starts with, would that just be to change the server name? Such that I have two different .ini files (default servertest.ini)?
it was root beer yeah
no more
ROOT BEER
root
Dystopia is a dying genre indeed
because we live in one
to make a whole new world fresh?
i disagree again
people can still write dystopia books we just need fresh content and new ideas
i think theres too many 'dystopia' movies and shit
real
at least do something different
lemon growing dystopia
we are the dystopia we worship
the drug is lemons
well more like how it is possible to switch the world that is loaded by the dedicated server, not necessarily starting fresh. Seems like which servertest.ini file is loaded determines which world is loaded, no?
and the mc owns a lemonade stand
the antagonist is a grape asking duck
yes
What a dystopian
mONTY CALCULATOR?
python? yea is a pretty good language
monty? yeah thats the kid from that scifi show
all rights reserved was decent, i wish it wasnt YA fiction because that condemnns it to not exploring deeper themes, and regardless the setpiece is still cool, capitalist society where literally everything is trademarked/copyrighted/etc
lmao i know that vid!!
then why ain't coding
i expected the worst but i got the best
🔥
👍 approved
Қазақстан 🇰🇿 угрожает ⚠️нам бомбардировкой 💣
orm englis only
Nein
i think hes doing a bit
Kazakhstan ❤️
that sentence is aneurysm inducing
Christmas 1991, truly one of the best Christmas holidays in history
Cannibalism over communism 🗣️
Yes, i might beat my wife, but you were mean and that's worse :((
most dystopias nowadays are just "After the world has experienced throw d20 a economic crysis caused by sporks, citizens ate now divided dart throw based on their favorite monster flavor, because the government is spins a raffle wheel replaced by aliens that feed on taurine. The main character is a coin flip broke ass, d100 dirtass, looks at craigslist entry level jobs dry paint watcher underdog, who changes the world and brings down the regime by introducing gatorade to its people"
real
True
Very original
Throwing Gatorade bottles at statues
do not the statue

peanut butter m&m*
Guys help. What do i do if i am excessively exerted and there are billions of zombies no matter where i go? I could go back to my reinforced base but there are too many zombies following me and i would easily be overrun once i am inside my base. Am i cooked
In case of an investigation by any federal entities or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party. I do not support any actions by the members of this group.
real
Is anyone interested in a declassified field sabotage manual from 1944?
have you considered methamphetamines
The what
Methamphetamines
Crack
Adderall
dope
the zomboids
post the "let me go" gif cmon
Atlanta 💔
you know you want to
Posting gifs of buff black men or smth idk
thrash and i were dying when we saw that
YES KING
is mustard gas legal
ooh my winter car should release in the next 5 months
awezome zauce
My urbexing senses are tingling
Lion chicken pizza SAY IT AGAIN 🗣️ 🔥
I wanna explore ts
I'm a lion pizza chicken 🗣️ 🔥
im so hungry
I'm planning on going back to check it out more at some point
my friends invited me to go out tonight so i need some food before i relapse back into alcoholism
It's in downtown Fort Payne though so idk if it's a safe spot to explore
I've only really explored rural places where you can't really expect anyone else to show up
urbex near military bases is fun especially when you know where they keep the cool shit and have access to the base 
i like to go to the tank graveyard we have and just dick around inside old m60's
Based
How can I reset the world for a dedicated server?
they actually put a retired jet there as well and i yoinked the cool stuff
but someone beat me to it apparently cause they took the EXTRA cool stuff :(
What jet was it
super slam
🗣️
funny enough it was quite literally a jet i personally helped declass for retirement
F-15C
Ah hell naw
throttle was gone too
Was this written by a dog?
LMFAO
inter hood ballistic missile
you need a fuckin crane for that lol
Enuff alcohol and it's possible
i actually almost convinced them to let me take an entire vertical stabilizer home
Lmao
cause it was just collecting dust behind a building
and i said "if i get a uhaul can i have this"
and they wanna get rid of it so bad they considered it
Florida man takes aim-9 missile home with him
i stole like 5 25mm shells at some point
and a stinger
no aims yet
💔
i got paid for the stinger cause my friend wanted it so badly
gave me 200 bones for that bad boy
Oh hell yeah
its easy to get spent shells tho
I have uhhh
i live right next to the range the gunships use so i can get hella 105 shells
ac-130's are cool until they keep you up till 2 am doing range practice

A mint condition shotgun shell
A rusty ahh shotgun shell washed ashore
A shotgun shell that i found with my metal detector
A .22 casing from Tula arsenal
Half a .303 round, also found with my metal detector
And two 9mm blanks somewhere
🥀
💔
tame compared to the literal ordinance i regularly yoink
I know lol
one day ill get a live round... and then ill be satisfied
How do I allocate more RAM to the game? I have top of the range hardware but im told that the game mainly needs more RAM allocated to run well
I recognize your pfp
guns are expensive
TS goes so hard
That one

whats wrong
gooner
Its so beautiful
simply think of your opp's hood, and our new patented technology will take care of the rest
why are you saying that
is there a meme channel?
🥀
crusader whats wrong
what is sog

derpixon my beloved
lmao
the latest technological advances in opp detecting missiles
Herzhe is hot tho ngl
anyways im lazy and dont wanna explain this but this is how u do it https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/s/ZhvMbNfbal
You know what else is hot? The microwave after putting aluminum foil in it
okay fanks

didn't say uninstall the game
boo whomp
Why do pop tarts and popcorn have instructions
im not always an evil little fella
me in pz getting bored and burning all the microwaves
sometimes i do good
Michael wave
why is it so fun tho burning houses down
there is still good in my heart i swear! :)
i wouldnt be able to control myself in the actual apocalypse and would end up burning down my town
"There were no signs"
no more houses
ok but lowkey if the world went to shit i would absolutely break stuff for fun
I would lowkey shoot myself
just dust and echoes
Cars bro
on god
walk into my neighbours house and take a shit on their kitchen floor just for the funnies
ammo goes by quick when im shooting windows cause i like the sound it makes :)))
It's to assert dominance
you should all just come to me in an apocalypse i got this shit handled
imagine all the cool places u could live tho in the apocalypse
burger king
is there a channel for ontopic memes?
No
no :(
damn
:(
ima take over buckingham palace
my toothpaste has instruction
british spotted
can't even post images in here
bo'oah o watah
🥀
shit poop doodoo boy
another one blocked, whew that was close
me me me
aww
Epic embed failure
probably a good thing
Perhaps
not sure if u saw the name of the gif
Yea 🥀
im glad it didnt embed
:(
True
i gotta shower and get ready for tonight aw man
But every day, we stray further from him
i only have an hour 💔
i been putting it off
i cant be stinky i gotta look nice and presentable in case i meet the love of my life at a dirty disgusting beach bar
why are humans so stinky
you never know
Idk
cause uhhh uhm uhhhhhhhh uhh uhmmm uhh
remind me to answer this in 16 hours and 32 minutes
por balatro
Really?
really
zeerol the armpit lover
diet that makes your sweat smel like flowers and candy floss
ive met a few people who stink good if that makes sense
IS SCIENCE
yeah we dont shame
I decided that my first true 'computer game' should be Project Zomboid and I'm loving it ngl
I have it on the easiest of easiest settings (power and water go out in 6mo, low infected count, food rarely goes bad, fast healing) since I'm still learning WASD and using a keyboard.
I have like- 2.9 hours in the game so far
i am judge, jury, executioner... ur garbageman, ur uber driver, ur local mailman (is a tough economy)
are you having fun
real ones play space pinball 3d
look at this boomer
WHA
yoo
sorta-?
Its a big difference from doing touchscreen stuff, and I was getting lacerated every time I got into a fight, but I'm starting to get the hang of taking two out at a time.
Its honestly pretty fun, I just need to learn movement a bit better and how to manage my carry capacity
jojo is quite bizarre
Oh for sure
its a learning experience
you'll be mowing down hordes in no time
REAL
jojo fan when anything irl happens
i have finally obtained a drawing tablet which means it is time to git gud at drawing furries :D
ive spent a lot of time in windows 7 mahjong
LESGOOOOOO
drawin bud
yeh
true!
I've watched people play a bit so I know how to get torn rags and clean em at least.
I wasn't expecting the number of infected to spawn in the upstairs sections of homes though. That freaked me out when eight appeared at the top of the stairs 😅
raking in furry comms
what drawing program u gon use
prolly krita unless something else appears
eight??? thats a lot for a single floor in a house
krita is solid
i can fish react you with a pen
you should uhhhh speedrun it
cs 20k with tablet incoming
do you have any goals in particular for what you want to do in your run or are you just getting the hang of it? @cosmic basin
buh
the rock looks similar
Just trying to stockpile food and get the hang of it.
I almost feel like its cheating with the loot settings maxed and all that but I'm burning through food really quickly, same with pain meds since I keep getting slapped around
Hello
as long as theres zombies its not cheating
As a new player should I play vanilla or with mods?
infinite money glitch
vanilla first and then add a few mods in probably
start vanilla then add on every so often
i loved that game haha
makes it more rewarding when you achieve things
chess too hard
yeah, i have it on the lowest spawn setting because at the very beginning i was getting scratched two or three times trying to kill a single one.
that zombie must have put up a good fight
It had aleather jacket and I didn't know I had to stand closer to its head to hit it while it was on the ground
you dont happen to have highlighting on for melee attacks?
it will help you a lot more to see when your weapon will hit
nope
I didn't know that was a thing
and when it wont
I just let them get within swinging distance and space of left click and run away
are you on build 41 or 42?
Should I do the tutorial?
if you're on build 41 its a setting that you can change between ranged weapons and any weapon
just go to settings and it should be on the first tab if you want to turn it on
I'm honestly not sure
I think I'm in Muldraugh rn?
look on lower right
I've only explored like 3 houses in any direction
do your moodles look pixelated or more rounded
on the right

if they have that pixel style you're on build 41 otherwise you're on build 42
thats the most distinct difference for me
there is a moth attacking my face
they look like this
you're on build 41 then
gotcha
do you want to turn on the highlighting or nah
what if everything is 2d sprites doe
itll make fighting zombies much easier
I don't think so
Not yet at least
I want to get good at gauging distance.
I have a 9m pistol with a couple rounds in the magazine but I don't have replacement ammo and i know if I shoot a gun I'll have them all over me
i dont think you'd do anything with that 9mm anyway if you dont have any aiming
those shots will go everywhere but where you're trying to put them
shotguns are much better for that
once you have a higher aiming level other firearms become a lot more viable
I got no aiming skill at all
I have 5 in fitness and strength due to the start or whatever I chose. I think I chose lumberjack but I don't remember.
what other traits did you pick
They tip so well
actually the best people to take commissions from
I know I picked sunday driver because its a free perk pretty much, but I don't remember the other one two I chose. I don't have it pulled up rn since I was on for an hour and have some mediation to do (I'm a CH in the Helldivers Official Discord and hang out in Mess, so my attention is always back n forth)
oh cool you play helldivers
i was going to say babysitting the baby completely alone for the first time was going well til he blew out of his diaper
babies are so cute but so gross
yeah but you rake it by just having open mic
never play bugs
I don't, I just do art for the game and have friends that play. I drew a lot of the terminid emojis for their server
still awesome
LOL
actually even more awesome
bill is the server egirl
that you did some of the art for the server
I only have an apple Mac so I can't play Helldivers, but I was able to download PZ and I want to get Rimworld too at some point
says who?
i cant wait to play my 47th match of arena today 
look at his profile
bill is a dude me thinks
guh my pawbs hurt now after drawing for the first time in a long whule
good, mark of experience
indeed
is this game fun im possibly about to buy it
what game
probably talking about kcd2
yes lmao
i dont get it?
we're throwing around some casual banter cause you landed in general
IT BURNS OF A THOUSAND SUNS
we dont really talk about pz in general
indeed
people dont usually talk about the game here in genchat
you in the wrong hood
you can spend thousands of hours [many players have over 1k hours] and still have fun
the modding community is peak
ouch
Im so hungry I can eat a SASQUATCH
( ham, salami, bologna, summer sausage, provalone, and cheddar)
No embed perms💔
pz is well worth it, even though i have no clue what that game is
looks bomb
dang im hungry now
Why are you in this discord if you don't know what the game is
why not

plenty of older members dont play anymore
what do you guys think about eve online
What is zomboid?
theyre just locked in leon's basement and can't leave
who is zomboid
am joking you
whats his project?
DANG
Roxy’s basement has CUTE zombies!
protest zomboy?
Lol

Ummm
The only game a have more than 1k hours on is euro truck simulator 2
ok
terraria devs releasing another "final update" for the 4th year in a row
the peak in question
of course bill
we will not be complaining about that lmao
What am I looking at
you probably made that mod yourself
when terraria 2?
I’m at work so can’t pull my PZ game time from mobile.
I’m at 4,000 hours


they can just check your chat
I saw a pontiac gto mod
Cutest survivor EVER tho is Roxy.
Might need to get that
compared to yall im def a noob lol only 300ish hours
nevr
not Survivor John Pork?
dysentary. Fun. Don't drink bad water, folks! Boil shit.
Nah. I tend to view PZ based on achievements:
1- Survive 3 days
2- Survive a wee
3- Survive heli.
4- survive a month.
Once you can consistently survive 30 or more days, you’ve got the gameplay loop down and can survive forever
in real life and in fiction
didnt that game get abandoned






