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unbiased evil
is it eviler to be evil against everyone or just minorities
these are the real dilemmas
its funny watching my cousin not knowing what the 5th column means suddenly realize she's working for the nazis and start blasting
there is no good or evil, only winning or losing
I am indiscriminately evil
should I be evil to minorities
that's not what i asked at all
oh my god a fellow enclave enjoyer
Music video by ABBA performing The Winner Takes It All.Ā© 1980 Polar Music International AB
hell yeah sister
FINALLY
i bet prillbert has cat hear helmet

err headphones
i have not but ive heard of it.
i just get enclave armor and RP my character is enclave in fo4
yeah it add a whole bunch of content, it's voice acted really nicely as well
in fo3 i rp a double agent but destroy the citadel
too bad it's in fallout 4
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
sprok
bad spork
am good.
those larpers aren't like us
Gahhh!
we're cool larpers
fo3 tesla armor my beloved
f4 xo2
Peak
the best thing f4 did was make the armor big and heavy
i hated it at first but learned to enjoy it
i can't play nv without that titans mod
there is only Republic of Dave
love it, hate the dumbass energy cell system tho
what the fuck
those things are supposed to last eons not 15 minutes
to be fair it is stupid. they are supposed to last 200 years or more
not 20 seconds lmao
it just ain't fun hunting down batteries for my armor
i usually just dupe em

I don't mind it, gameplay balancing purposes
Yo
nah lol
Either way, the biggest praise I have for FO4 is the power armour was done so well in it
It's just such a shame they give you some instantly
i miss weapon condition
THIS was my biggest issue
also the deathclaw fight?
but it's sooo badass
how else you gonna fight a scripted fight
why throw something thats supposed TO BE FEARED in the wasteland mind you. at you in the first hour or two of gameplay.
ammo types
Jet
RAHHH BRINGIT
drug ftw
i wish mentats were real
smarties
Mentos
SMELL THAT AIR
Lmao dude you really woulda enjoyed living back in the day then
bet it tastes like creamsicles and heaven
COULDNT YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE
jet is real too, its galaxy gas
doc, i got ghosts in my blood, i absolutely need heroin
Risky move though
Sexy hancock is a good mod.
If you say you're possessed by something, good chance you get thrown into an asylum
One would wager that asylums back then probably weren't that amazing lol
Even now
dgen scares me sometimes
But especially back then
they were not
wonder if those pillow cells are comfy
they are :D
I danced with a hot creole woman possessed by Erzulie!
Which is why you've instead won the prize of a stay at that asylum from Outlast
btw hru dave
Better. Kinda
I'd survive outlast
The main point is is I didnāt lose my house so weāve got another six months to figure shit out
I'd just pretend to be the janitor and walk out the door
Nobody attacks the janitor
That's good
But I never recommend anybody taking out a loan for $40,000. Iām never gonna pay that off by the time I die.
yeah, freaking loansharks
gyatt dam
we need Mister Shark to talk some sense to them
well, as long as you have options to pursue inorder to care for your father
like that movie
I'd take out a loan from a great white shark
double it and give it to the next person
with will smith
if you could rent a shark
your 19 you still have 60 more years of indentured servitude
don't remind me!
I'd strive to be in so much debt that I actually become untouchable
Because they'd be so terrified that if I die, they'd get nothing
I just owe that much
my great grandkids gonna be cursing my name
Yeah itās just stupid. Frustrating. So professional advice.
Before you get old and have major health issues like hospitalization? Set up trust ones and other things for your kids.
It is not, at all, enough just to add your children into your bank accounts, or your will.
does the insurance companies absolutely will get every single dollar they can try to get
Theyāre making us pay for even money my dad donated to his church. Even religion does not protect you against insurance companies.
Set up a trust fund, set up other funds that are immune to insurance companies, otherwise they will take your money
Billy my grandchild, I bestow upon you my crippling debt
Humana even got in my dadās life insurance policy.
Also my beanie baby collection
Trust me, they will eventually become valuable
Ya just gotta be patient
bury me with my steam library
and my fortnite account
In that regard Iām lucky. Iād have really good parents.
Also a very supportive sibling group, except for one. That one relative can F off
wife is doing something in an unsafe way
me: "you shouldn't do that like that, you'll hurt yourself."
wife: "nah its fine I'ma do it this way."
wife, 2 minutes later: "I shouldn't have done that that way, I hurt myself."
all your fault shoulda stopped her
So all you young whippersnappers, if you have actually decent parents? Value them.
i love my mama
Bury me with all of my next of kins' birth certificates, mildly inconvenience them down the line when they need their birth certificate and have to go through the annoying process of getting a new one
before i die, burn their social security cards
Me too.
Mine passed a few years ago from lung cancer. I miss her every day.
sorry to hear it man, i can't even think about what ill do without her
Chat what is happening chat
shootin the shit

join the fun
Chat pls
My grandparents were all pretty lame except for one of my granddad's, never got to meet him but the dude literally sounded like me
Actually wild
Dude would bitch about the royal family all the time
Pretty based
who cares about the royal family
My mom almost made it 90 years. So she had a good run.
I have all good memories
People here do
you will never be king
it's ok to be a hypocrite as long as you have fun and be yourself :)
where is here, i forgot
Australia
oh idk then
Praise Vivec
I strive to be like that one Roman emperor who did his thing for like a year or something then fucked off back to farming
marmalade
Skinny jeans = best for cuteness
no one wanan see your booty anyway
š¤ š¤ š¤ ** **
baggy jeans look cooler
absolute tragedy
roxy disliked that
Also more comfy
im a skater im not tryna show my ass off
fuck jeans, hop on medical scrubs
well... there's a car at the star
i need a jack to fix an otherwise working car
or i need a car with a key
or i need lvl 1 electrical but i don't have the book
youre a skater head?
Skateboard mod updated with new Physics is going to be epic
is that bike mod any good
Iāve had it on my multiplayer server for years. I love it.
we sure can
Which reminds me apparently skater culture used to be intese. Like they hated roller bladers a lot
spinning the block like in schedule one
I completely forgot how big it got
I had a friend who literally would put a Nintendo 64 in his pocket of his baggy jeans.
Thatās not just a TikTok meme itās literally something that happened in the early 90s
humans will human
as a resident of somewhere with legal recreational weed, there is no designated way a pothead looks
Sorry, not a Nintendo 64. A super Nintendo.
i have big ass pockets
how did he pull off such feat
for all that it is worth the bike mod works great
i love shoving my arms into em
I never on the super Nintendo, so he would put it in his baggy jeans pocket, then skate over to my house so we could play stuff like super Star Wars
lol
arms in pockets what's got you confused
did you think i was goin elbow deep in some cheeks or something
its not impossible
not unlikely either
no I thought you were talking about gopher holes cus thats what country people do
i needed the internet to teach me how to survive and live in society other wise i would be stuck in a cage
fuck those goddamn gophers
my yard looks like shit cuz of em
i pour gas in their holes daily
and they're still comin
its not like you are getting a hand shoved elbow deep into your ass
well fuck id hope not
guys is the mascot suit good armor
not at all
rude still
country people confuse me
yeehaw baby
yo quick question, I just saw a project zomboid video where whenever they were shooting guns, it had like a rounded crosshair and it showed the ammo next to it, instead of the outline in build41. anyone know what the mod is called ?
advanced trajectory?
sounds about right I was thinking
atro
more like broken trajectory
I did not say this to be rude, but gasoline is such a redneck methodā¦.
It does not work.
You need to use rat poison.
Dig up one of their mounds that is fresh so you know theyāve traveled through there recently. Get into the actual tunnel put the bait inside of it and then re-bury the hole.
Wear rubber gloves, so they donāt smell your hands.
no offense taken we are rednecks after all
we've tried gopher poison, mole poison, and yeah rat poison
also tried ant poison, and just plain weedkiller
gas is just the latest method we're tryin
try horse poison
is that the one with the ammo display ? but also it looks different from advanced trajector or atro. Its one the latest videos from Harvest on youtube. Idk if I can send a link, id send a screenshot but i cant in this channel
Holy shit you actually ment gasoline
youre supposed to use gas poison
use mercury
it depends but I wouldn't count on it
if i try to get a bunch of liquid mercury the fbi is gonna bust my door down for nuclear espionage
how about we leave the gophers alone c:
how about the gophers stop tearing up my damn yard
its not that hard to get murcury
my neighbors got this perfect lawn and mine is bumpy and shit lookin
cuz of those rodents
evil ass beasts
it's sand and dirt
what are we talking about chat
gopher genocide
ok try using napalm, some gasoline, orange juice and Styrofoam mixed together and viola
yeah lemme call up my napalm guy
did the dude just pog
im not half the man he is
kill me
The backshot ain't nothing with the frontshots
if you had horses id be more understanding but vro has am empty lot
it's right on the highway everyone can see my shameful lawn
use a high powered vacuum to suck them out
it's embarrassing
nobody cares
some looney toons shit
i care actually
The baggy pants clip heavily with armor and don't look as good. Goodbye PMC Uppy.
my lawn some ass but i appreciate your positivity
i at least have some tiger lilies coming in now that it's getting hotter
they add some beauty
uhhh I dont see clipping. Did you remove it?
Our characters are such squares that they tuck their shirt in
Just those types of pants
They gone
If I wore baggy pants with leg armor it would look so bad. The clipping issues are insane.
how uncomfortable are you
wtf are u wearing
I removed that
trashbag helmet
Yes
lmao
I'm drippy af
bro what's to suffocate themselves
Uncomfy more like trash
i have it set to .5
What are the downsides to armor btw? It seems like it would make you immune to zombies
I mean metal armor
discomfort
You can't wear backpacks or watches if you wear a full set of armor
takes forever to make
but you can ignore that no?
And discomfort
I haven't delt with discomfort yet so idk how bad it is
I think zombies can tear holes through it actually
It's still a set chance that you get bit by a zombie with adamantium teeth
Armour is useless smh
With the bite pressure of a crocodile
You gotta dress for style guys
you look different flanders guy
What do you mean?
Rip raider Uppy too
you look different
I was looking fresh as hell
what else could I mean lol
Uppy pls you didnt even bother to grind blacksmith
Cause welding and carving better
can someone tell me the name of the mod i asked about in mod support ? posted a screenshot there
No. Tiktok is cringe

I think once human npcs are added the real downside to armor will be it wont stop bullets
which I think is a fair one
your profile picture @bronze moat
?
Why are you so obsessed with the pfps of other people? Smh
woah hey im just talkin, who's obsessed?
can't spark up some topics anymore huh
pop rocks?
I protect the SEAF as much as I can every drop.
It may be a chaotic shooter, but I try to roleplay that we are legit fighting to protect citizens.
And SEAF are basically just national guardsmen
I seasoned them with salt. peper and vinegar
man eat rocks
You asked about mine, and immediately after about someone else's
life good
Smh
litteraly only mentioned it once but ok
I'm contacting the moderators
no no I mean for zomboid
I'll get to the bottom of this
where was the first?
look close or you might miss it
Oh! Yeah thatās when Arnie got bit once. Geared up to spend 72 hours slaying zombies before going out.
heat
Hang on Fred, why are you so obsessed with people who are obsessed about profile pics
Kinda suspicious
Yeah nah, I'm telling the mods
wait Fred is that you
Itās also flagged as a welder mask!
Of course I'm Fred
no your pfp
hell yeah
š š
Oh yeah that's me
sup fred
GORGOUS
why thankya
Pfp is me irl
hey there handsome
what say you and me go on a bender of mind numbing proportions
Don't distract me, I'm trying to collect bottles
of course detective
The best DE character is definitely the dude that gives you free salami
Should I buy this game? it's on sale, but I don't know if this game is worth it. I don't want to spend $11 if I dont have too
Actual legend
forgot about the bridge guy
this is like the third guy ive seen in the zomboid server who doesn't own zomboid
what yall be doing in bere
I'd say yes but you're also asking this on a server for the game
So of course you're gonna get people saying yeah
nah don't buy it, it's ass and we all hate it
we're in this server just to talk about how much we hate zomboid
The time where that's not the case is probably if you're on a server for Tarkov
Oh I was hoping you scraped it off the internet
I dont trust steam reviews and would like more concrete understanding about it before I commit.
I miss how innocent I was back when I thought, yo that old lady in the wheelchair is probably the nicest character
Little did I know smh
is she Not
nah it's kim
I just want to know if its worth it or not
old people can be freaks
our patient boyfriend
There's a conversation with her where she tells you that Kim is part of a different species. She legit thinks his race evolved from a different type of ape
It's wild
the hell what
Yeah this actually happens
i did her whole quest i thought she was a sweet ol disillusioned girl trapped in love
my mind is shattered rn
She doesn't sound like she's saying it to talk down about him but god damn, wild thing to be telling me when all I did was ask about some pen she gave me
I thought i knew everything..
still mad that doomspiral stole my ape pen
i Liked that pen you fuck
The vibe I get from her is that she means well but she's quite backward thinking
classic boomer
Not saying it to insult Kim as in.
just misguided
Yeah
have you ever gotten the failed check in the church for dancing with kim
wait are you a commie or something valac
Yes but not first playthrough thankfully
the closest you could get to throwing a label on me is soloist
good luck pinning me down
God, I actually love doomspiral
Feel so bad for him
he gave me my new permanent harry name
tequilla sunset goes hard as hell
you always have... an interesting way of saying things
think you just got fuckin on the brain son
pinning ain't inherently sexual
Who said it was
you
well you implied it
nope
schrodingers message
mr evrart is helping me find my gun
truthnuke
Truly a poet
he calls me gendarme and it makes me feel gay
Oh no, I mean his Sunday friend
does anyone know a good pvp server
thanks
yur
Maybe but you gotta think about the price stabilitie here
That's all that matters
for future reference
Yes
yes
yes
Average kirby final boss
try the employment office
you don't find friends in work
just weird coworkers you have to tolerate
Uh
depends on rhe job
it at least gets you connections
but I was trying to be mean thanks
anytime
I hope you get scammed with cheap weed
Nothing hurts more than separating a stoner from their weed
or locking them in a room with a mountain of weed but no lighter
muhahaha
idk being shot in the head sounds pretty painful
depending on entry would you not die immedietly
that's why my preferred method is asphyxiation
by the 1 i am scheduling
ok now youre doing it on purpose
doin what bud
I heard freezing to death is the least painful method
why are young people so shrexual
im literally not this dude is doin his thinkin with his dick
choking on fumes is the least painful way to go
what
which part confused ya
they eat it.
its that easy
never do this it don't work
i dont smoke anything
ate a joint once when i was 17
had like 3grams rolled in there
all gone to the wind
ok now youre just being mean
no offense meant
just takin a lot of what i say for the worst
whatever pays the bills
its quite literally the opposite
you're dead before you hit the floor
and water ain't wet
no it's not
oh brother
:3
im not saying im an expert on this subject
you are expert on murder
but it entirely depends on what hits you and where
true
temple is your best chance
up through the jaw is dumb
right on the forehead also ain't bad
there's always the chance you live though
like if something passes through and through, ur not gonna even really know because the signals in so many parts all cut simultaneously
eating raw weed is very unlikely to cause anything significant
ayup
raw weed contains thca
unless you're eatin pounds
thc causes highs
just get some edibles atp
Why are yall taking my torment room seriously
what torment room
without the thca-thc conversion/activation there is no high
a mound of weed but no lighter
this is a meeting of the minds, we're discussing what really matters in life
like eating a giant pile of weed
Does anyone have some map expansions mods, i want to play with my friend but idk which map mods work with eachother, i would appreciate some suggestions
"Eating raw weed wonāt produce the psychoactive effects youād get from smoking or consuming edibles. This is because the cannabinoids in the raw buds, like THCA, arenāt activated. THCA is a non-psychoactive precursor to THC, and it needs to be decarboxylated (usually through heat, like in an oven) to convert into THC, which gives you the āhighā effects.
Without heat, thereās no conversion, and therefore, no high."
so heat is vital for the chemical reaction to take place
where fine cannibis dishes
wonder if the stomach acid could burn it
no
different burn
So you just ate grass pretty much
its not a burn
well
its chemical digestion
im no vorexpert
DUDE
chemical digestion isnt temperature change
ill leave that to the pros
lmao yeah
idk what ur on about the other times tho
can you play the banjo
i can strum a lectric guitar pretty good
One question im trying to host a multiplayer coop server and add mods but it takes too long to add them 1 by 1 is thete anyway to put themm all together?
There are hundreds of map mods.
One of my faves is the Addams Family mansion.
And I LOVE Pitstop, Grapeseed and Ravens Creek.
Can play in Ravencreek for hundreds and hundreds of hours
raven creek the best map mod ever made
I find this very perplexing, the decision to blend these words
Vore doesn't end with the same sound that expert begins with so it doesn't really work
vorxpert
Like if someone were an expert on Chex mix it'd make sense to say chexpert
remove the e
It still doesn't make it work bc you lose the sound that makes the first word of the blend clear
I assure you I tried to read it in my head many ways
psychoanalysis of vorexpert
hello Omar (Omar)
i agree
Hello fish
vroxpert doesnt sound good
goo
well it wasn't my best work
psychoanalysis is not what this is called

please bro just let me use big words to fuel my ego
Are those āI can reverse small cavitiesā ads true? Idk why I keep seeing them but now Iām curious
Etymology?
pleaaase
its ok you aren't much used to talking much good like us city folks
Just analysis is fine, no etymology discussion was done here
trust me, i have a lot of imposter syndrome with 'big words' and whether or not im 'smart enough' to use them
city slickers think they're better than me cuz they can talk real good
I like Monmouth. Monkey makes 100% unique maps with little or ZERO vanilla game assets other than things like grass.
And every building is custom. No two homes are identical
running off to wally world
Is vore even a real word or just slang?
wish me luck
im a farm boy
Slang words are real words
i was raised on a farm for most of my childhood, and i still frequent it
Deadass?
real farm boys wouldn't care bout words
i also do not live in a city
you must be from a word farm
wrong
"Oh Im educated. I got the kind of education you can't get in no school"
growin words and such
you're just stereotyping farm boys
vore in THIS CHAT??
Yeah? I mean, we could get into what a word is but that'll be a bit of a doozy if we want to go beyond āthe smallest free form in a languageā (even that doesn't cover it really)
No.
Enamel does not āgrow backā.
Best you can do is seal a tooth with protective coating, after any decay is removed, then maintain good hygeine to prevent further decay.
Tooth damage is permananet
i got a doctorate in chillaxin
vore is latin I believe
well
just cause you can mod a tractor doesnt mean you cant read
youre not wrong there
Well if slang was just real words then slang wouldnāt need to be a word
ofc they are into that
I mean, isnt it a good idea to be able to read to mod tractors?
Itās like a modified word or a reference
it just means To Eat
like, youd be stupid not to
hai savvy
or something similar
Well i guess there are plenty of āreal wordsā just like that too
Words can be made by shortening words
then go vore some nuts
Hmm
This is called clipping
Carnivore
āEarly stageā decay can kinda sorta be reversed. But once a cavity forms? No.
Anyone else saying otherwise is a scammer
Herbivore
chat clip this
Slang is really just kinda the cutting edge of language
Mods can we take ghoti out of the water
slang is just a colloquialism
Words becoming words
you know what I hate
Words are made from other words all the time
when People CHANGE THE MEANING OF A LATIN WORD
maybe, could be
looking at you "Decimate"
Most of our new words come from slang no?
i dont want to hate on any illiterate farmers but yeah
with all the tech in the new ones id say now it is at least
no in fact you are killing one in ten
thats what the word means
By our you mean English? If you mean modern day I'd say it probably depends on how you label slang but that's just a guess
I'm not actually sure what's the biggest current source but that's probably a good guess
The youth typically drive language change
And slang is just a label at the end of the day
When authors misues the word decimate, grinds my gears
Gah, the youth
is brochacho a word
Wouldnāt it be the same in other languages too?
Is it misuse if it's been used that way by plenty of people and understood that way
is to me
I would argue that it's reanalysis by now
English isnāt the only language with slang
Many languages have governing bodies (people āin chargeā of what's valid) with differing degrees of success
Can't stop language from changing but people sure do try
Lil rat bastards
Back in my day, we had to walk through active mine fields to school
can y'all talk about dumber shit i feel left out
And we didn't complain once
iq average too high in here
ok off to buy snacks
No older person has ever complained once, true
You shouldn't have opened this can of worms with your subpar blend
You did this to yourself
You are making warbles with your vocal chords. Which warbles molecules in the air.
Those warble other molecules. Which warbles millions of them.
Some of those warble inside MY ear.
Which warbles my ear drum.
And we end up mutually agreeing that those warbles express a concept in our minds.
Exactly, the damn youth, always complaining. Unlike us
your genius dribble has done nothing to affect my lingo usage
Your skateboard looks so cool, do a kickflip
I'm more talking about morphology than phonetics but this is bars nonetheless
vorexpert gettin used regardless
you did use it thats correct
check this shit out
we're just analysing whether or not the term is sound
steezus christ has risen
and on the third day, he shredded
Do you have skateparks where you can hangout?
90% of my content here is about my zomboid waifu.
And I am un-naturally high IQ
nah, we got parking lots lmao
close enough
IQ is made up by IQ testers to sell more IQ tests
waifus huh
My IQ is 5 for all I care
I just used medieval tech irl
Whatās even considered old on discord these days?
not a term i use
I need to measure these blinds, cant find the tape measure
I thought it was one big egotrip
iq is pseudoscientific bs
it is
I used a piece of twine
honeys maybe
Fun fact! A glass of water has an IQ of around 3-5. Maybe as high as 10!
I don't remember its origin probably that word I forgot that's like the umbrella term for phrenology
I plan to never have my IQ taken, dont need that in my life
eugenics?
Is IQ used to gauge anything that matters at all?
fuels your ego
that's about it
Basically no right, itās all certs and junk for actual qualifications
Roxy. The legend herself:
I had to get mine tested for my diagnosis
I test very high iq, and am good at certain things, I have 0 drive to do anything with it
Yes thank you, my description was terrible and inaccurate but this is what I was looking for
means without motive is meaningless
measure head has entered the chat
it is eugenics yes
hell wouldn't mind livin like this in an apocalypse
bongs galore
Good sign
wild
Gotta love silly bullshit
linguist
ok ciao all I have my string and can buy the proper blinds
huh?
š§
disco elysium
retrophrenology is what I am about
What in the goddamn
Mr Measurehead is helping me find my IQ
I'm a linguist only in the way that someone who does science in a non-academic setting is a scientist (i.e., they are, but qualifiers seem necessary)
changing someones future, via the use of rubber mallets
No I now who but I dont know what you mwnt by what you said
its hilarious
im a spirit scientist
irony
I see
i made that up just now
spirit science is real dawg
I bet that exists
explorin the sciences of the soul
its fucking awful
if head shape can determine your future, just change your headshape
the spirits told me you have ball cancer
they're a yt who makes like cult shit
Slicing a good chunk of your head off will determine your future of dying soon.
you cannot give onto me what I do not have
get to snippin
alright you got pussy cancer then
idk how to cure that
sorry
the lobotomy guy practiced for decades
damn
ball cancer scares me
One time I saw an absolute absurd imageāI think it was just a random result while searching for something elseāthat this reminds me of. I need to try to find it bc I can't do it justice
I lost my balls on a freak ball crushing accident
my entire family has cancer history so im just bidin my time til i start dyin
when they remove thy balls, you can get even bigger implants
not a rad feeling
Gotta love how wild it is that one of the first guys that said doctors should wash their hands before surgery ended up getting thrown into an asylum and beaten to death
lol dong botox
Truly a moment
i am a mature adult
it costs 10 000 usd for one session
Does anyone have the invite for Buzz's Bakery rp server? I can't find it anywhere š¦
Civil war docs used to keep their tools super bloody just to show they were seasoned
how far will you go for a monster
now that's aura
not very far
neglectful murderous aura
Also yeah, the guy who proved the square root of 2 was irrational got executed as well
Realizing the image could be loosely considered as a political thing so I'll just let you pretend I sent it
Because in the society he lived in numbers were sacred
Here's a guide to surviving history
can i see it
privately
P much
you know where to send š
Sure, but I should say before sending that it very well could have been intended as an ironic memeāwild nonetheless that it's feasible
Youāll offend someone in power and be killed for making a discovery
Hell yeah
It worked perfectly
The root races thing in the image is a real pseudoscience belief (in the sense that it exists, not that it's true)
Yes Gohan.
suck the humors out doc
you need leech cure
Doctors had no fuckin idea what was going on until like a few hundred years ago. Probably because there just werenāt regulations on who could be a physician
leaches are still used sometimes
no clue what humors are but all those plague docs with the leeches wanted em gone
so they must be bad
I have heard that leeches have some uses
I mean they had some ideas let's not get it twisted
But bloodletting is just bad afaik
The Maya (not inca opps) litteraly did heart surgery
I have plenty of leeches in my life and my health is not better off for it (this is a joke I don't have leeches in my life)
Some doctors were probably cracked yeah
Then you're not using enough leeches, you buffoon
youve actually been leeched?
But without any kind of regulations on physicians a lot were selling you cocaine and such
it hurt?
Which, sweet
Fuck yeah
But probably not going to prolong your life
It was a pun on the double meaning of leech
To refer to a person
Listen guys there is a true answer. Buying my miracle tonic elixir for 599.99 a bottle
Heals all wounds
should revert back to grunts and yells to convey our messages
you called me a man of little metaphor
like the good ol days

Does it have cocaine?
And or snake oil
Probably
Would prefer both
Actually disregard that they didnt do that level of surgery but they did a LOT
thats not accurate
I don't remember that
you got the wrong guy
musta been a different valac
it's a very common name you see
1800s snake oil merchants are crying themselves to sleep in the grave rn, they weren't born in the time period that they could shill it on TV
sure mate
Life is unfair
how the hell you oil a snake
Certain cultures had good medicinal techniques yeah, I get what youāre saying
snake oil merchants would sell crypto scams
i finally unlocked the flag strategem
But a lot of fucked up stuff was happening thatās funny to look back on
Same story different setting
tru
Snake oil was the OG crypto true
rest in peace snake oil merchants you woulda loved pump n dump coins
Erm actually to oil something would be to supply it with oil š¤
They were all reincarnated as crypto pump and dumpers
im just bein corrected left and right huh
If you buy 2 bottles of Tartan's Delectable Miracle Elixir, I'll throw in one dollar of my cryptocurrency, SnakeCoin for absolutely free, if you pay an extra 100 of course.
couplea word supremacists
You'll be corrected up and down in a moment too
lmaooooo
Perhaps B, A, and start too if you're not careful
woah nelly take me out to dinner first
It's important to lead with wordplay
God, I just need to lose any morals I have and I'd actually be a pretty decent snake oil merchant
become a loveable liar
like saul goodman
You could probably sell energy drinks as magic elixir back in the day and make bank
Alternatively you could just be a liar
ain't we all liars
I'll be a snake oil merchant that impersonates one of the most honest people in history.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't
Richard Nixon
no lie there
"Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's qualit"
holier water
I'll go on a talk show and shill my miracle elixir and bottles of my miracle bathwater, while doing a bad Richard Nixon impersonation
That'll draw the customers in
Then you have Jimmy Fallon or whoever the fuck, doing the most annoying fake laugh in the background while I shill this
does satan water exist
probably that bathwater shit people were buyin years ago
you poor soul
i advise you to create a need as well
yeah it's called sulphuric acid
my words got you all confuzzled
I'll pray for you
right here in river city
even basic shit got you trippin now
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/themusicman/yagottrouble.htm
Meredith Willson's "The Music Man"
Robert Preston & Shirley Jones
flint michigan tap water is satan water
attest to?
im not paying attention to the ramblings of a child
what's up
oh good
you are dyslexic
It's fine, I can just go on stage and do the perfect strategy
im 19, no child
I was about to lose friendship points with you
won't deny the ramblings tho
Guarantee the public that I am not a crook
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
zamn it do be free
what's the bag of bones laughin at
careful unc you'll get some new wrinkles crackin a smile
"Im 13 and a half im basically an adult š¤"
limbo is also currently free
unfortunately stink is more of a bag of meat and muscle
i am a man of flesh
even better


