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never forget what robert did
elden ring is amazing
this is me in a few years
Hey, is there a mod similar to please don't feed the zombies, but without attracting zombies. Just so they eat the corpses
There is probably settings for the mod
man i'm so jealous...
I just talked to someone and their email address was (their first name)@gmail.com
lol i love that movie
i bet if you had like john@gmail.com or bill@gmail.com you could sell that for a lot of money
perks of having a unique name and/or being old enough to be first
tell me about this
also i swear you asked me for the song but i can't find where you asked that
here's the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=W_BRoGB6nto&t=0s
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Support the Original Artist(s):
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thank you
hey guys I got a question
i got an answer (it might be wrong or unhelpful)
Anyone know how to make a omelet without it turning into ash
irl? or in game?
what
Irl
dont burn it
butter. low heat.
Yea im trying
hungry zombies and disable player smell from the sandbox settngs
gordon ramsey has a video about making scrambled eggs. in the video he puts the eggs on the heat for about 30 seconds and then takes them off the heat for about 30 seconds and he continues that alteration until they are cooked to his liking
oh shit
also he recommends not seasoning the eggs prior to cooking them
did not think gorden would make a video on eggs
thats for scrambled
whys that?
not omelette
i think it changes the chemistry, but yeah i think farty is right, that might not apply to omelettes
maybe
idk how to cook
but yeah... a hearty amount of butter... should be lightly sizzling
before you put the eggs in
then once you put the eggs in, turn the heat down to the low end of medium low
its ready to flip when you can slide it around
if you can't slide it around... you didn't put in enough butter, or your pan is too hot
very american to use a hearty amount of butter
that's actually french
instead of just regular cookin oil
american cuisine borrows heavily from france
they wish
nah

out of curiosity may i see an example
So selling the experience instead of the food
since most cooking schools [still do] mainly teach french techniques
this is fair
Most of the most well known chefs are french trained
Just how it is tbh
every cooking school, look at the history of every trained celebrity chef and youll see a french culinary/inspired school
its fatfuck puppers
also did i take that from you lmao
im not using your crap emote
understood
lol my wife just came back from a trip to quebec and and she gained some weight on her trip and she was really surprised about the weight gain because she mostly ate eggs and nothing else
if you eat unprocessed food you wont become obese
indeed
and she was talking to someone about how the eggs are so much better in quebec than they are at home and the person was like oh that's because they use a shit ton of butter
can't get fat on veggies instead
yeah 'unprocessed' sounds like weird "natural food" shit
is the name better
You defo can
grow shit in your backyard
well not shit.. you.. cant grow shit..
Yeah if you frying it and drowning it in cheese
you can make a shit but you cannot grow a shit.

everything is chemicals, 'unprocessed' food would mean youd eat like a hunter gatherer
FOR NO reason
Gaining weight is about calories, if you eat 2000 calories worth of big macs, and 2000 calories worth of lettuce, you're still eating 2000 calories
nuts, tubers, fruits, vegetables
tubers?
potato
mayonaise
Fish

egg
parsnips smell glorious
Take a lot of lettuce to reach 2000 tho
but taste nothing like they smell
The kind of knight i like rooting for
mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrat
yall like rally cars
leon
i like rally cars
I love mayo on fries ❤️
wat
fries on fries
Don't like mayo tbh
you will become malnourished
or kett
real
Pz reference
i love rally cars lol
puppers
rally racing is cool
i probably wouldn't like it because american mayonnaise
but if its high quality i'm sure it makes sense
What is ranch btw
YEAH
I like dryish food for the most part
WHAT THE FUCK IS RANCH
i dont buy it because its so good
i dont know why its good
Herbed mayo i think, or something like that
rally kinda lost it charm now but its recently blowing again
kinda... uhhh...
sour cream but liquider
with
seasoning?
sounds gross
i don't really like ranch
so
It is
American slop
I like my food dry
LIAR
what about the opposer blue cheese
has anyone actually eaten blue cheese and is it good
I.....Fucking love....Cheese
i hate that i like it lol
pfft
It's literally amazing
puppers struggling against being raised in america
i didnt like it until i was an adult
I love creamie scrambled eggs
how would you describe blue cheese
it smells like fart
what about canadian slop sauce
GROSS
Thousand island
Depends what type of blue
what is slop sauce
thousand island is good
dude you cannot
talk shit about ranch and brign tha tshit up lol
what is thousand island
I like cheese that is so strong you struggle to breath for a bit afterwards
my grandpa.. he grills chicken in thousand island dressing, its good
ranch is fucking gross
thats literal sweetened plastic
uhh
NO
orange
smells like fermented piss
true
kinda orangey
spiced mayo and ketchup ish
well i love piss then
ok lethal
you do NOT
i don't know how to describe thousand island
can u put padlocks on lockers?
piss is acidic and hot
Looking clip this
its like orange and a sweet dressing
i lived in the thousand islands
I mean, I do too in a certain way that i cannot disclose
gananouque
its good on chicken
📸
the thousand islands is beautiful
Lots of H+
and good sauce
long as theres a shower, am i right
mountains is better than beach
in my personal opinion
insane
DAMN IT
When blood too spicy, liver send hydrogen ions to pee
you know what that is?
i do miss mountains
true
puppers used the "ammiright"
Beaches are so overrated
beaches are so busy typically hard to find good ones unfeathered
i get the patrick star treatment from the sun at beaches
fck now I miss the thousand islands
I lived in this town there, Gananoque a town of 5000 people, right outside kingston ontario
unfeathered lol
Yeah, like really badly overrated
I love sand everywhere
yah im not really a beach person , i dont know how to sit still like tha tlol
one day this biker gang come thru town outlaws canada and they out populated town almost
it was crazyh
That i find somewhere 8 months later
i thought biker gang was tv stuff
no sunburns
climbing around trails
driving through unique obstacles
im glad i live on an island with both beaches and cool mountains
honestly im just selling it to myself, this is stuff i like
what about grassland
if its like wyoming no lol
Puppers pls
Anchorage has the best beaches
i have lived in the mountains in colorado and on the beaches of california
I love mountains a lot. but they aren't beaches.

honestly i don't like beaches cause i get a sunburn everytime i'm there
you have to go to homer and seward

and then its slimey rocks you get to slip on lol
sound like maine
ahh the smell of fish butthole and ocean air
grass
this is like... more savannah over grasslands, no?
there is grass
veld is grassland
no i like green i lived in cali in san andreas and it looked like that lol it was gross
savannah is desert lmao
that looks desert af
veld biome
its not
Bro got the good seed spawn
america smh
thats not grassland
prairies are prairies
.<
yeah mb its temperate
wyoming haters just don't live in kanyes wyoming super compound where he dreams up racist tweets to post
he lives in wyoming?
he owns property there
you know i don't get why people like just plain grass yards
not sure about lives
LOL bruh my cousin was drunk and started a forest fire
but he owns a compound
i love how biodiverse yards look
or a ranch or something
he owed the state something like 120,000 dollars in fines
we've got weed flowers for the bees, clover n grass
capitalism
its very nice
thats why people like plain grass
It worked
oh nvm his ranch has sold
capitalism
.<
go live by the super volcano
he barley owned it
im not seeing the connection
appreciate the correction regardless
Hands your a genius
he used the ranch for his ye album party
i wish you didnt use ai overview for it
It worked

I didnt burn it
when was that like 2016-2018?
yay!
when things didnt feel like shit?
you were just young
out of all the places to do a party fucking wyoming? lol they didnt even have a hospital when i was born there and had to go to utah to be birthed
yes
@tender igloo that mountain in the ye cover art is a wyoming mountain
when it was not shit for me
I been dawdling, but I don't have a lot of nauvis tech because this is a Vulcanus start
i havent kept up with any of what hes doing since he first came out lol
look at this tetanus hotel
lol
it is pretty in its own way
what rundown neighborhood is this and does it have a family dollar or dollar tree
or a metro pcs
or 7-11 with bars on the windows
lol used to live there on a hill before san andreas
LV should have a ghetto part
i think there was one gas station
im telling u old brick shit houses are gonna go for cheap in 20-25 years the younger generation doesnt appreciate architecture as much they are too acustomed to living in concrete jungles
snag some beautiful historic built houses
welcome to san andreas
or atleast thats my dream headcanon
yah i moved to texas from alaska and its pretty cool seeing the old towns, alaska didnt reallly have stuff like that
im livin in an old ass house
look at that brick man
old towns
my local pub is older than america
just bears and oil rigs
is the beer also older than america
nah
im canada but new brunswicks got some real old buldings
no legendary beer damn
thers some old mining shits but like its wood and crusty
zomboid needs to drop a canada update, survive in the frosty yukon territories
I hope multiplayer comes out soon, this game isn't fun solo.
after project france
who is mike and why is he hard
the long dark
kenshi
dont even need zombies in NO just the heroin addicts are enough
you dont wanna know why mikes hard
Zomboid solo is peak. Mp is not fun
it is when you can run over the peopl in this chat with a vehicle
where mike easy lemonade
Anywhere in Canada can be deadly, our moose, timber wolves, spooders.............. geese. All scary
your meese
Too big and dangerous
ikk unturned if anyone remembers that had a Canada map
imagine being scared of a dessert
i tried bringing a moose in the house with a apple when i was a kid lol
but unturned was missing features to make it a really good zombie game
theres video of it lol
the desserts fear me
If you're coming right now let me see it
Said mark
puppers can you turn off Zombie respawns
unturned is jut pvp
no proper pve aspects
it sadden me
ya exactly
He'll no
yall ever had tres leches cake
no lol
is very good
WTH BILL
I love pve
gremlins
Unturned had insane potential honestly the way rust has been through insane reworks no reason unturned couldn't do the same
yes it was a one man dev team
i didnt like gremlins
LEON
but after gaining the traction he could've grown a studi
it wasnt as good as killer klowns in that camp horror space
studio and made a great game
the muppets
So you have zombie respawns and no fire spreads. What even the point
isnt there a game or something
red bean
this is why im not running another mp server lol
I haven't played since jan 14th, tried playing solo and got bored, the chaos of multiplayer is what I love about zomboid. especially driving a noisy car right by another player's safehouse.
"oh boy i sure hope my chili doesn't contain anything evil!"
the nefarious kidney bean:
ibs for no reason
let me
STOP IT
is banditing rampat on MP or can u enjoy solo?

i will fight you leon francis fartass 34
Kidneybeans are the bane of life.
eminem vs.. IBS
Slenderman was the best
tyep what lol
tyep
im adhding i dont even remember
leon?
what
jimbo james
yeah that one
yeah yeah yeah
is this bills alt
how easy is it to smother someone
not easy
(i have no idea what this guy is saying)
leon speaks from experience
takes like 15 mins
poland? how about you land on deez
b47 polish update when
Kurwaaa
isnt that real
you missed it
poland? how about you land on this pole
yah that doesnt make sense
FUCK
thats so dumb lmao
thanks man, im using this
calling it a pole is either arrogant or confident lmao
lmao
pole of lands
the po land
mr popo
fat panda land..
my favorite country
what the fuck is that
weakest PZ player
saratoga flanders
i dont know , people send me DUMB REELS and its infested my stuff
reels?
why is everyone using that fuckass water
fuck I thought bill posted this
yah on instagram
what's more difficult? calculus or physics? what should I take first?
is it like an elixir
what's happened
it reminded me of him lol
physics is very broad term
calculus is fun but you need a background in other math
in academics I think calculus is easier
to understand it
this but with vokda
when
id agree
that's all i got
but yeah physics to me is a fucking nightmare
if its just 'calculus' compared to broad physics study then itll probably be easier
why

loved geometry
loved statistics
hated algebra 2
erh
is geomtry the one with shapes
and proofs!
you know this
so does a lot of other math lmao
i like shapes
proofs were so fun
you put the circle into the square hole puppers
i hate the shit with (a+b) shit lol
proofs being what?
profs?
proofs apply to a lot of areas in math
i don't mind the letters in math
im just desensitized to it and i know how to do it now
before
actually learning how the letters worked was awful
what about omega being a meme instead of a symbol

youll probably hate calculus if you hate algebra
man i'm trying to think up an example but i'm struggling... it would be a like a convoluted word problem and you had to use things like "the transitive property of congruence" to prove that the answer was right.
i liked algebra until I got to logarithms and then it just stopped making sense.
it stopped feeling like math at that point
oh good
logarithms lmao
i swear i've seen this symbol somewhere
logs are pure math my guy
i don't know where
electricity
if you did that in hs physics youd have seen it
Mr scientist pls
Still no b42 multiplayer?
💀
god i had a terrible electric.. class?
yesterday
i obviously can't argue with dr. farty the numbermancer.
electrical resistance
WHY DUDE
it wasn't because of learning electricity itself
it was because it glitched
electromagnitism is so fucking sick
and it went on forever
oh
real shit
haha lmao, thats like the beginining of real shit
but actual electrical stuff is fun to learn
thank you for volunteering to be my tutor, dr. farty.
okay mister farty hit em with the derivatives
but man, calculus is fun
stinkman
derivatives are just slope analysis
yes
Im curious, what do you use calculus for in your job?
y=mx+b
it was kinda easy once you understood it
That goes for everything really
to calculate
wrong
specifically my degree is requiring business calc.
I still don't know a practical application of it.
stupid stinky
calculus maps change, anything that requires slope/graphing uses calculus
its a big part of my research
ah dude thats lame as fuck
Remember: everything can fit in the square hole if you try hard enough
i don't really know alot of practical applications of high school math
but how else you gonna calc compound interest
theres a few topics i can see myself using but

Ah so calc is used for mapping out data over time
the most advanced math I've used in practical life was determining the incline percentage of my treadmill. Because it was on deep squishy padded carpet, it was advertised as going up to 12% but I was only getting 3% due to the carpet squish.
you guys are speaking in tongues and skittles
you buy a ford bronco, what are your payments?? "$599" and how long are you financing??? "FOR LIFE!!!"
The average blue collar mofos after a 3 dollar raise
i live in ms excel and I fucking love analyzing charts and graphs and shit
Muh lifestyle
I dont know about you but it was always hard for me to learn this kind of math bc I didnt have anything to ground it to concretely. Like I wanted to know what the numbers actually ment and what they were measuring. But we were just given equations to solve thats it
I have an upwork profile where I do excel shit basically for free if its interesting enough.
if you want specifics of how i use calc, then:
modelling structural analysis with seismic design;
soil structure [determining earth pressure and slope stability for field research and soil integrity];
water volume graphing for storm drainage;
orbiting velocities of celestial bodies;
differential graphing to calculate bacterial growth rate affected by different variables
Yeah ghoti discord doesnt support the bills
and other things
unless you wanna make egirl rates
calc is huge is the conclusion
I see
ooooh baby speak geologically dirty to me
what bills do you possibly need to pay for
then you may like calculus? idk , am stumped by your hatred of algebra 2 lmao but if you hype for graphs then go for calc first
do you pay rent for your can?
at least youll have something to apply the knowledge to immedietly
wait do people actually buy this lol
i hope not
i think i was in a bad place in my life
also my teacher had this REALLY thick eastern european accent and a teaching style that didn't connect with me
yes, but not only that, calc is a whole field
thick eastern european accent would just remind me of home
He was a funny guy
wait why meds
True
so you dont od the patient
stop.. not hte insidious capitilising of the lonely creature of sorrow and despair
my head has been aching all day
half life
i drank some milk to see if it was me being thirsty and i don't think it was
He'd say to the class "Do you want to watch a movie?"
and we'd say yeah!
And he'd take out a vhs tape of some old hockey movie and he would display the tape on his desk
"There you go. Watch the movie."
bone - fracture - detected - - administering - morphine
gordon is a morphine addict
bacterial growth, patient diagnosis, rate of disease spread blood flow/cardiac output, tumour monitoring, red blood cell monitoring and control, blood flow dynamics, derivative strength of drugs, blood flow velocity, physiology as a whole, integration calculus for neuron voltage at current point, differential calculus to determine change of voltage of a neuron over time, using the nicholson bailey model to observe the dynamics of host-parasitoid bodies, etc
Half life do be teaching us that only winners use drugs
painkillers
I see
sorry i locked in
can padlock not be used on lockers??
ive never used a fucking padlock in pz
imagine lokiel if he didn't have his ti-84
who's stealing my shit?
he would be ded
the rats
is this how u answer ppl in real life fartface or is that why you're on discord?
what feild
im very direct irl as well thanks
probably comes out worse with the accent
but we are very calc based unfortunately. Science is just applied calc 🥀
well swearing for no reason comes out bad always
HAHAHA
what feild jole 👁 👁
"hey do you know where i put my car keys"
wait
"no I fucking don't"
much like puppers, I'm more a fake science fan
"i don't even drive"
what does god want us to say when we stub our toes
neil degras type shit
just in general like it seems so spergy to have no answer to what im asking instead of letting it be feeling the need to be like "Well I dont fucking know"
thats real
or hit our shins
what kind of accent do you have?
depends on the feild but yeah pretty much
nunya
im guessing that kind of speech impidement people with downsyndrome have
i dont really have a kiwi accent, havent been here long enough
chill newspaper
so eastern european?
more asian
suka blyat
for some reason i can speak clearly in an indian accent
i have no other accents i can speak clearly in
hm
what
what
what
is there any reason why i cant have the new aim system for my weapon and i have the old one ?
no
did you check
love b2
vitamin b2
The Russian people and Russian state aren't the same thing 😭
is this some new nier automata character
do another complaint
leon is hr
lol
or is frog hr
well using russian cuss words in english speaking server in a time like this
t
very mask off bro
human resource
i hate HR departments
jole why wont you answer me
poor trillbert
what secrets do you hide
many
especially after morally grandstanding me joking abt ppl with downs clearly you view speech very seriously
leave bill to be an enigma
I hate you

youre not invited to the femboy hangout discord
what
i figured you hated ukrainian's when you said what you said, and trust, i don't want to be in your discord
HUH ?!?!?!?!
what
bills already here
don't worry guys he is just hating on ukrainians it seems
ok
idfk
i dont know
read the room wth lol
dude i've heard this so many times
lol
and its made me not want to socialize sometimes
its because ppl on discord say it because they like to RP as people who have social skills
im already in it so
i wouldnt let tha thold you back
Kicking you rn
suck to suck. I get to see your thigh high pics
i miss back in the day when the femboy groups where run by /r9k/ and supported euthanisa
wtf lmao

ramiel fr
claymaking is so cool
zeerol
i actually took a pottery class and i loved it
did you eat an eggrol
i tried making a pot with clay here in my yard once
it was fun lol
i come with eggwhu
you have to knead the clay
what is eggwhu
i dont like how clay feels when it dries
what comes with eggwhu
it comes with an eggroll. You don't need to order it
like nails on a chalkboard
i like online ceramics but not real ceramics
lol who even bought that
aw shucks
gosh darn
LOL
made by tern
i want it so bad but its so expensive
ya bro lol the winrar merch that dropped recently
so good
winrar bag is peak
its all sold out
clippy shirt
resale is hundreds of dollars
i fucking hate spiffo
i think they want close to a 1000 for the jacket
fucking ridiculous for nerdy winrar merch
Got my first violin lol
these are what is this lol
is this what you wear to walmart
lol fuck off
undiagnosed but pretty sure
I DO NOT
lmaoo the winrar shirt
its not even pink
puppers the door greeter
asian people with non asian accents are always so peculiar and unique to me that they stick out in my memory really strongly.
what
u can get a bag and not stay in school i was expelled in grade 9 im doing fine now
slappy discovers asian diaspora
granted i made life harder for myselgf
not clickbait
lol i got expelled for having pink hair in middle school
so dumb
lame school
rlly thats disgusting bro i am canadian i have no middle school just grade school and high school
Well thats one way to put it
principiss was a real dickhead and hated me , but his cheerleaders were allowed to have dyed hair lol
but grade school was definetly very oppressing couldnt do anything outside the status quo
honestly not going to highschool was very empowering for me
while puppers sat on the bleachers
i spent like a year and a half smoking weed not sure what to do
but when i turned 16 i got a full time job at a car factory
middle school just seems like its the worst of the years , as soon as hs happened everyone was more chill
made alot of money did good for myself
like 9 years ago there was a cashier at a restaurant i was at, and he was some kind of asian, but he had the thickest australian accent i've ever heard and no asian accent at all. and it was so out of the ordinary for me that I still remember him very clearly even though I only had that 1 interaction with him
what a bleacher
i ended up getting into opiates and kinda screwed it up but im back on track

ya it seems like the kids just get worse and worse and I am only 20 saying that
puppers pls
glad you got back on track, those are worst habit to kick
or like the actress that played cho chan i the harry potter movies with her thick scottish accent
don't worry same lol
getting out of it is hard so congrats for real
some sort of asian
i left my job for school and soon after my gf left me suddenly i had all this money and nothing to do
and was very sad
i don't want to call him the wrong one!
i was always a recreational drug user
pfft dude i think this is more of a reflection on you mate
i think he's australian, considering the accent
i wonder how you'd react to seeing me and then hearing me talk bulgarian over the phone to a relative
probably blow your mind
i'd probably think it was neat
lmao
you are trying to bait me into saying things that could be construed as racist
no dude

im trying to undo that weird conception in your head
do you think this of other poc?
yah
Uppy pls we're losing prosperity city
Go defend
ok when bill says wtf lmao
I dont feel safe

bored

odd day in discordia today
Discord is a bit rowdy today
It's not my fault
oh can I add my chaotic flair?
Denied
booooo
flat white is a good coffee
isnt that jsut a rice cake
corn cake
Mid
so a like a rice cake
Okay smartfood popcorn eater
lol i like those
go eat your cheddar slop
I'm siding with the bots
slappy you're starting to concern me
Seaf Girl stinks
i want to go piss but i fear you will send a text wall ill miss
Bot Mom is goated
helldivers?
Minecraft
slapy was the name of the dummy in goose bumps
lol bruh
halo infinite
watch he just accidently forgot to remove the letter on typing thingier
do you not piss and read
i dont take my phone with me
the worst flavor was cinnamon sugar
personal video?
and i piss standing
man wording this answer is really difficult.
the short answer is yes. If I met an POC with an unexpected accent, I would find them fascinating.
american slop 
yeah i don't get those flavors of popcorn
cant even pee in pirvate lol
caramel corn is better
how do you use your phone and hold your dong
So every time you said you were shitting, you lied?
i cant multitask
prop it with dong like a kickstand
you don't watch videos and piss you watch videos and shit
or
is this a guy talen
i piss standing i dont shit standing
Freeman
play bad piggies



