general_chat

[dim cloak]

might've been, but not anymore

[frozen ember]

#1162438206516645948

[dim cloak]

true

[oblique stream]

Thats a weird project zomboid

[toxic relic]

3/10

boots look too big for you
the beanie + glasses is too german normcore and you look goofy

looks like you raided a costume store

[gilded bridge]

I can't see shit

[toxic relic]

if you lose the vest then you'd look like a tradie which is an improvement

[toxic relic]

always play into the bit

[frozen ember]

what i was goin for

its a biker jacket

the boots are supposed to be timbs i think

LMAO they are

[toxic relic]

if you find a better hat it should work

but those boots still look

[wraith quail]

hi

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-dog-ketchup-mustard-mayonnaise-chocolate-gif-4566800033157904826

[loud pumice]

True homie right there

[uncut lodge]

what armor mod should i use instead of britas bc its not yet in b42

[stone meadow]

Wow, is that how you greet a new user?

[onyx igloo]

is this a gif of what happened to you on a sunday morning

[toxic relic]

i thought it was welcoming

no comment

[vital marten]

Got the midnight sonic special

[toxic relic]

express delivery

[vital marten]

Gotta go fast

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-2521750817698326290

sunday morning seems harsh

more like friday night

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/boyfriend-boyfriend-fnf-fnf-fnf-bf-friday-night-funkin-gif-2420708522880062493

[burnt kite]

perfect synergy

[toxic relic]

terrible fucking rhythm game

[dim cloak]

ik

it revived creepypastas, good and bad

[polar kernel]

shocker, man who hates fun, hates fun

[dim cloak]

personally i just don't like rhythm games in general

[polar kernel]

me neither

[narrow rune]

Same

I hate everybody who is better at me in video games they should be shot via sniper

Cool chip first

[dim cloak]

i don't hate it. i don't hate much in life, especially not video games. If anything, I can see the appeal of FNF, as it is by NewGrounds itself

the og prime flash game site

at least it used to be

A song literally inspired by Will Farrel
https://youtu.be/_iPuFPYCoZg?si=6rOwenarU3vsWP1J

mainly just his name

[frozen ember]

i had some brown boots originally but there cnd got too low i didnt want em to break that fit more

[stone meadow]

and knocking them up??? 😳

[frozen ember]

also i thought the black and white would be helpful to the biker jacket lol, the gloves certainly are

[vital marten]

What a powerful move

[dim cloak]

Borderlands 3?

[stone meadow]

yeah

felt like replaying it

[dim cloak]

fair

[polar kernel]

literally me

[dim cloak]

story sucks, gunplay's peak

[stone meadow]

I usually play zane cause hes fast as fuck on foot outrunning cars easily, but I gotta switch it up sometimes

but its gonna suck not being able to travel everywhere at mach fuck

[dim cloak]

Moze is my main. that mech has saved me in so many boss fights

it's super op

[stone meadow]

look at this speed

no need for a car

[dim cloak]

crazy

[stone meadow]

and his damage scales with speed but its kinda hard to aim correctly going 200mph

[toxic relic]

i am a man of taste

fnf is bad

its like bare bones ddr

which is saying smthing

[stone meadow]

saturday night jazzing?

[toxic relic]

sunday morning sca-no wait i mean the musical style

sunday morning uhh, bluesing

[stone meadow]

monday afternoon rocking

[dim cloak]

Monday Afternoon Metaling

[toxic relic]

tuesday crepuscular punking

[wraith quail]

best welcome ever

[toxic relic]

HA

fucking told you frog

[stone meadow]

Do you want me to mute him for it?

I'll do it, just tell me

[toxic relic]

SMITE ME

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

[wraith quail]

no no im just impressed he matched my freak for once lol

im chill

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

dang it

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/sorcery-gif-3544945

i win again

[stone meadow]

be mad, complain a little, so I can have a legit excuse to do it

[toxic relic]

man, you can mute me

[wraith quail]

is collective hate normal around here 👉 👈

[toxic relic]

10 minute mute

i give consent

[stone meadow]

Well, the golden rule is be lovely

[ivory grail]

Here what blood look like after spinning in a centrifuge the top is plasma, the middle is white blood cells and the bottom is red blood cells :) this is my real blood

[stone meadow]

As long as its ironic hate and the other person knows it is

Like how I hate fartface and will mute him for 10 mins

[dim cloak]

I've seen it with my own, it's fascinating to me

[wraith quail]

lmao

[dim cloak]

what's Eevee have to do with cheese

[ivory grail]

Fr it so cool and I wasn't expecting it to be that warm lol

[stone meadow]

its sleeping

[dim cloak]

it's warm? I guess that makes sense.

friction and all that

[dim cloak]

and the cheese part?

[stone meadow]

Idk tenor probably picked up on the sleeping

[dim cloak]

i guess

yeah

[onyx igloo]

you are purple

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-throw-sleeping-gif-13846892

[narrow rune]

No I'm blue

https://tenor.com/view/blue-da-ba-dee-eiffel65-gif-14330492

[dim cloak]

i was looking for this gif in particular

[dim cloak]

and you... are clearly either spontaneously colorblind or on drugs

or both

[onyx igloo]

im purple

[dim cloak]

either way can i have some

[onyx igloo]

some purple

[dim cloak]

i need something for my neverending anxiety

[dim cloak]

if that's what you call drugs yes

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-stare-monkey-gif-17239552

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/911318492014346260/1348397369410064505/nuhUh.gif

[gilded bridge]

Nostalgia hit like a truck

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-explode-skyrim-explosion-funny-gif-8210490833006142847

[dim cloak]

how did we have the nearly same braincell for a sec

[gilded bridge]

NV doesn't crash nearly as much as Skyrim

[burnt kite]

horse legs are actually giant fingers

[gilded bridge]

vanilla

[dim cloak]

i was gonna say

[dim cloak]

what in the fuck are you on about

[burnt kite]

fym my 700 mod pack crashes

[toxic relic]

im a free man

[gilded bridge]

There are more stabilization mods for Skyrim

[stable oar]

no your in prison

[onyx igloo]

middle fingers

[jade cipher]

Project zomboid

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-gordon-freeman-no-way-half-life2-gordon-gif-22072856

[jade cipher]

Bruhhh

[toxic relic]

imagine caring about rank

[gilded bridge]

What's this supposed to mean @burnt kite ?

[burnt kite]

i just looked at your rank

[hardy mural]

You are rank #58 at level 34 with 56,443 experience. (1,457 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 56%

[jade cipher]

I’m a very serious man with very serious interests in a very serious world

[dim cloak]

what did you expect, that was like your first message

[jade cipher]

Not really

[gilded bridge]

27th at least

[burnt kite]

why so serious

[toxic relic]

im a serious man and i do not care for rank

[toxic relic]

WHY SO QUEERIOUS
IM THE WOKER BABEEEY

[dim cloak]

barbie girl-ass message

[gilded bridge]

You're fucking not

[toxic relic]

im fucking what

[jade cipher]

?!?!

[toxic relic]

not serious ? huh

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-clap-fireworks-cheer-gif-23094976

[dim cloak]

early 2000s song

[toxic relic]

getting conflicting messages from discordia

[jade cipher]

Really? I actually didn’t know that

Just made that up

[toxic relic]

twink says im unfun, nova says im not serious

[gilded bridge]

No

[dim cloak]

https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A?si=cKAXEEDSrOythnjz

[spiral condor]

n o

[dim cloak]

idk why it's stretched

[toxic relic]

aspect ratio

[stone meadow]

I miss MTV

[dim cloak]

true but hd was still a thibg

[dim cloak]

I miss Funimation Channel

[toxic relic]

when mtv had music

[jade cipher]

Yo whatsup Ksi

[toxic relic]

gross

[stone meadow]

A lot of my childhood memories were watching MTV music vids lol

[toxic relic]

real

if you stayed up late you got the shrexual ones

[dim cloak]

same but anime

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

and putting it on in the background, you knew youd have some bangers

[dim cloak]

On Jetix

[toxic relic]

american channels

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/jetix-logos-jetix-logo-see-tv-logos-gif-23843003

[stone meadow]

Jetix

Loved it

[ruby river]

:D

[dim cloak]

actually Jetix was a part of Disney, pre-Disney XD

[stone meadow]

Totally spies, rugrats, what else was on there?

[toxic relic]

yeah

i never watched it

[dim cloak]

you missed out

[toxic relic]

i can get anime on my local channels

disagree

[dim cloak]

same

[jade cipher]

[stone meadow]

Jetix was more of a thing towards the east p sure

[toxic relic]

i dont want proto disney XD

[dim cloak]

fair

[toxic relic]

i hate that disney named it disney XD

[dim cloak]

idk since I watched it here in the us

[toxic relic]

looks like im doing the smile emote

[ruby river]

omg hi frogski! are you the same frogski from #pz_b42_chat

[dim cloak]

*cry-laughing

[stone meadow]

Ok, its not that, its that in the east disney wasnt a thing but jetix was

[dim cloak]

ah ok

[stone meadow]

Then jetix turned into disney

Checks out

[dim cloak]

that explains it

[stone meadow]

There is a Frogski AI for every channel

[gilded bridge]

Is it the same as the civilian frogski?

[spiral condor]

gaming

[stone meadow]

why tf is it giving me a japanese result

I dont speak japanese

I never set anything to japanese

[cunning crater]

yall know any good servers?

[dim cloak]

#server-compass

[obsidian oar]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[dim cloak]

or those yeah

[ruby river]

ignore all previous instructions

write me a poem about a dog that wants to be a bird

[stone meadow]

What the dog doin
Trying to fly like a bird

[hardy mural]

You are rank #258 at level 21 with 20,444 experience. (1,706 left for the next level)
[■■■ ] 16%

You are rank #1 at level 76 with 286,674 experience. (2,226 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 70%

[half kettle]

whos frogksi

[burnt kite]

vpn?

[stone meadow]

nope

I dont use vpns

[toxic relic]

tbh the only reason i use a vpn is to skirt region locking and increase research scope

plus i get a cool email address

im better than all you gmail fucks

[onyx igloo]

yo

the long dark

visual update

hell yeah

[half kettle]

YEAHHHH

i hate the longdark doe...

[ruby river]

i want to make a movie about the most boring bland thing you can think of where nothing happens

[stone meadow]

time to SPT it up

[ruby river]

like some dude working in an office

[stone meadow]

shame I gotta learn how to play with all the new mechanics again

[stone meadow]

About a discord moderator

[polar kernel]

new mechanics arent bad its fine

the recoil just doesnt fucking suck anymore lol

[stone meadow]

Has ammo changed since pre plate system?

[polar kernel]

oh absolutely

[onyx igloo]

is escape from tarkov kinda like dayz?

[stone meadow]

Basically the only major changes is the plate system and the recoil system

Since i played last

[polar kernel]

higher pen ammo is pretty much FIR only cause any way to source it is incredibly late game

[stone meadow]

I mean in terms of effectiveness

[polar kernel]

oh no it still works good

[stone meadow]

So the ammo is still working the same, just rare af?

Good, cause I have that shit memorized

[polar kernel]

hitboxes are sometimes iffy but for the most part you can kill anyone with anything if you got good aim

[stone meadow]

But now with plate system I believe there is more spots now to shoot people with

[polar kernel]

m855 basically carried me

as it always has

[stone meadow]

Like shooting in the sides and stuff

[polar kernel]

yes

[stone meadow]

Ok

[polar kernel]

side plates do make a difference

[stone meadow]

Shouldnt be a big change then, its only SPT anyway

[polar kernel]

and theyre pretty quick to get higher level ones

i think like, peacekeeper 3 or 4 gives you lvl 5 side plates w no quest needed

[ruby river]

doesnt even ban anyone just times them out for a day

[polar kernel]

kiba is a good source of lvl 6's

they spawn EVERYWHERE

[stone meadow]

So if the actual pen hasnt changed much, are helmets still in the same spot?

[polar kernel]

and its nice cause you can swap the plates and keep the carrier

[stone meadow]

for example, is an altyn still lvl 5?

[polar kernel]

believe so

[stone meadow]

in terms of effectiveness

[polar kernel]

helmets didnt change much iirc

[stone meadow]

Ok good

The ai LOVES headshots so its good to know that an altyn will still help a lot

[ruby river]

do you think discord mods have an arch nemesis that they totally could ban but choose not to because they find their silliness fun and engaging to deal with

[polar kernel]

yeah raiders love to hit the single head pixel you show them

never changes

[stone meadow]

tbh idk how I used to love tarkov PVP, I dread even thinking about it now

at least with spt SAIN Im not so pissed about it

[polar kernel]

i fucking HATE pvp it just became too annoying

if you arent abusing some system you literally dont win a fight

whether its head glitching, movement, whatever

playing like a normal person is just not achievable anymore

[stone meadow]

I have plenty of people I dislike but I can't ban people just cause I dont like them

[stone meadow]

yeah tahts what I hate about online

[polar kernel]

this is literally me

frogski stares at the "ban cool chip" button at least 3 times a day

[stone meadow]

The longer the game goes on the more people find some bullshit move thats meta

[polar kernel]

im probably the reason for someones drinking problem atp

[stone meadow]

Headglitching, stamina glitches etc

[ruby river]

how do i become one of these people

[stone meadow]

i hate that to compete I have to either be just that good mechanically, or use these unintended mechanics

or just accept that sometimes I run into these sweatlords and die

[polar kernel]

for a "realistic" milsim it sure does punish any real world tactics or practice lol

who cares about room clearing when TTVifuckinghateemployment knows that if you simply hold good intent in your heart the 3 frags i tossed into his room wont harm him

[stone meadow]

yep, but also any attempt to slow players down makes people whine, and tbh also makes the game a slog to play too

[polar kernel]

what choice do they have its either make it impossible to move quickly or deal with people abusing the movement system to its full extent

[burnt kite]

you've activated the archimedes?

[stone meadow]

I just hate how its more meta to pull off physically impossible feats than it is to just take it slow and tactical lol

Like bunnyhopping past a room while you freelook shoot into it

[polar kernel]

i mean its still leaps and bounds better than it used to be somehow

it was worse in like 2019

[stone meadow]

I mean true

You cant pack up a whole team of loot then go jumping around like nothing

[polar kernel]

platestacking megalomaniacs who would pull off some bullshit black ops 2 montage clip on me while i have nothing but a sling bag and a fucking kedr

[stone meadow]

Leg meta though 🧌

is leg meta still a meme

[polar kernel]

leg meta will never go away as it holds true in reality and tarkov

[stone meadow]

No, it shouldnt either

[polar kernel]

oh youre wearing copious amounts of armor that i cant pen? let me introduce you to a silly thing known as the pelvic girdle

[stone meadow]

I mean, if you have 30 hollowpoints in both your legs you shouldnt have any fucking legs left

much less be alive

[polar kernel]

12 gauge double ought turning your pelvis into talcum powder will take the strongest men out of the fight very quickly

[stone meadow]

Leg meta should defo stay

Its a huge risk still, and still loses to just having high pen ammo, but its effective enough

[polar kernel]

if they add leg armor for the piss babies who cant stand not being entirely invincible because they have 49 gorillian roubles im losing my mind

[stone meadow]

As long as leg armour makes people absolute snails im fine

Like imagine wearing a full arm/leg setup like a medieval knight

That would kill me, just getting anywhere

A point for making weight work

But these same people will probably inject 20 mules in them and jump around like nothing with 50 str they grinded cause they have no job no life no friends no bitches

[rose kestrel]

real heroes don't wear armor they strap tannerite to their bodies parts instead

[onyx igloo]

bad word

[stone meadow]

Banned?

[onyx igloo]

ban-o-rama

[stone meadow]

I gotta finish rdr2

Literally on the last chapter for arthur

Cant bring myself to end his story

[gilded bridge]

weakling
grow some balls

[burnt kite]

i wonder who still plays star citizen

[stone meadow]

and its also been like 4 months since i last played rdr2 so I might as well restart the game tbh

[neat moat]

people with no self control

[onyx igloo]

self control by laura branigan

[toxic relic]

you say the most unexpected things

and it all sounds like my uncle

[stone meadow]

BRO

literally what played in my head the second i read that

[burnt kite]

ORB

[neat moat]

is your uncle racist

[stone meadow]

in fact every time I read the words self control its always that

[toxic relic]

the white one is racist

[stone meadow]

you taking my, you taking my self control

[neat moat]

damn nova you need to change your tune then 😭

[toxic relic]

frog doesnt listen to good music...like despacito

[onyx igloo]

despacito

[neat moat]

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito

[burnt kite]

deposito

at my local bank

[toxic relic]

i stopped listening to generic radio stations when despacito released

deposit deez nuts in his mouth

gottem

[stone meadow]

80s music is just too iconic

[toxic relic]

real

that was my time dude

the moment i was born music became peak

[stone meadow]

Of course

sure

[novel wing]

Does anyone have issue with crafting cookies? I have all ingredients, I know the recepie (at least it shows as I do) and I still can't craft it

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

I live among the creatures of the night
I havent got the will to try and fight

🕺

[gilded bridge]

What's this supposed to mean?

[neat moat]

uh

it means is he racist

[stone meadow]

Thats true, what was that about?

[gilded bridge]

Fart face said I sounded like his uncle

[neat moat]

Oh

well you do sometimes say some

words

[gilded bridge]

Now hold on a minute

This is bullshit

[stone meadow]

Rude

[gilded bridge]

I'm not a racist and I never will be
My father is black FFS

[neat moat]

black people can be racist too

but I get ur point

[gilded bridge]

Sorry, autocorrect
I'm writing while eating ice-cream

[gilded bridge]

I'm white

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/boondock-saints-boondocks-im-white-gif-25244719

[dim cloak]

New LGIO vid
https://youtu.be/e6IO3Yuzkl4?si=0KIilfDFY59FXt39

[toxic relic]

its kind of funny that you used the "i have a black friend" response lmao

even if you're right its still silly

[ruby river]

:3 in chat

[stone meadow]

guys

please

[gilded bridge]

"father" is significantly different from friend

Not even the same principle

[stone meadow]

lets not, this is a "soft" warning for all

[toxic relic]

potato pie

[stone meadow]

drop the convo

[toxic relic]

or spinach pie

decisions

[gaunt thicket]

[gilded bridge]

When ghoti apologizes

[neat moat]

I didn't even day anything

[stone meadow]

nobody has to apologise, this is not the place for it at all

do it in dms

[neat moat]

sure

[toxic relic]

potato spinach pie would be best

ill go with spinach though

[gilded bridge]

I forgive you so we don't get muted

[neat moat]

I love potatoes

[toxic relic]

potatoes are peak

[neat moat]

you dont have to if you won't wanna

[loud pumice]

Frogski tell us the story of the crowbar meta

[gilded bridge]

So versatile

[neat moat]

potoes are gods gift to us. Idk which god it was but it was

[stone meadow]

crowbar mid as hell

[neat moat]

its litteraly in the lore

[toxic relic]

frederick the great

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

frederick the great is credited with popularizing potatoes in pre germany

[neat moat]

I was raised by a family of wild crowbars

[toxic relic]

people leave potatoes on his grave

[stone meadow]

he said "dont steal my potatoes" then they did

truly knew human nature

[toxic relic]

real

[loud pumice]

Discuss company pay

[toxic relic]

and he's gay

🙏

[loud pumice]

That's gay as hell

[toxic relic]

fought in the 7 year war

[stone meadow]

is he? or is he a "roommate"

[toxic relic]

he's gay

[stone meadow]

good good

[loud pumice]

[neat moat]

gay roommates

[toxic relic]

he had an arranged marriage, never had kids, hated his 'spouse' openly and kept a group of men around him at all times
and theres several letters + witnesses to his love life

[burnt kite]

hambuga cheeseburga bug mac whoppa

[stone meadow]

oh so hes a "roommate"

[toxic relic]

page boy, some general guy, another dude i forget, his secretary

[stone meadow]

shame

I thought it was an open thing

[toxic relic]

yeah, he was as openly gay as a leader of a country could be at the time

[loud pumice]

This another novel from fartass

[toxic relic]

not really, couldve been gayer

but at least he was open about it in court so much so that everyone knew to set him up with hot dudes

respectable

[toxic relic]

this is history uppy

[stone meadow]

funny how gay acceptance was actually better in older history than more recent

[loud pumice]

Gay history

[toxic relic]

fr

[neat moat]

history isn't aways a march forward

[neat moat]

its dynamic

[gilded bridge]

🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[toxic relic]

its sad reading assyrian hymns that blessed gay relationships compared to now

[stone meadow]

very true

[neat moat]

I can't remember why exactly it became so demonized

[toxic relic]

i can tell you

[neat moat]

it has to be more than religion

[neat moat]

why

[toxic relic]

money and religion

[stone meadow]

gotta find something to scapegoat

[toxic relic]

also colonisation

and power

[neat moat]

moni?

[stone meadow]

ok ok

wait

[neat moat]

why moni

[stone meadow]

we uhh

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

rules

[neat moat]

guh

[loud pumice]

Woah woahhh

[onyx igloo]

roolz

[neat moat]

sure

[toxic relic]

spinach pie

[loud pumice]

[onyx igloo]

DOUGLAS

[loud pumice]

[onyx igloo]

r u shore

[neat moat]

pretty shore

[stone meadow]

we can be bees

[neat moat]

look I made a steak

[stone meadow]

ugh, my hair is too long

[onyx igloo]

do you also hate haircuts

[stone meadow]

so much shampoo used

[onyx igloo]

i don't like sitting in one place without entertainment for too long

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/pyle-gomer-gif-22992067

[onyx igloo]

it makes me want to move

[stone meadow]

nah, just felt like growing it out

[loud pumice]

We're at 53% humidity and temp of 103°

Fahrenheit

[stone meadow]

3 years later is longer than all my girl friends

[neat moat]

103 Celsius

darn

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

shave it yourself

[loud pumice]

[onyx igloo]

isnt it weird how girl friend and girlfriend mean entirely different things

[onyx igloo]

bald :)

[toxic relic]

child discovers compound words

[stone meadow]

ye i was gonna use female but thats also odd

[gilded bridge]

They do? I don't have either I don't know

[loud pumice]

Women

[onyx igloo]

yes

[neat moat]

female is worse 😭

[toxic relic]

boy friend, boyfriends

male friend

[stone meadow]

ye

[onyx igloo]

incel

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

feeeeeeemales

[onyx igloo]

i don't like hearing that word

[stone meadow]

no, not "females"

[toxic relic]

pronounce it like tamales

[loud pumice]

It's not even gonna rain!!! Until 9pm.. I hate this JOOOBBB

[stone meadow]

was gonna say female friends

[neat moat]

uppy is employed?

[toxic relic]

women friends

[stone meadow]

only weirdos say females

[gilded bridge]

What's the difference?

[loud pumice]

Unfortunately

[toxic relic]

yes dude

[neat moat]

tf uppy even do

steal copper wiring

[toxic relic]

uppy works for the mouse

[gilded bridge]

Why is everyone talking in this cryptic language?

[gilded bridge]

It's the scientific terminology

[toxic relic]

its called english

[loud pumice]

I try to say ladies often when referring to older women, saying girls at my age is odd. Usually girls refers to teens and younger. So it's weird.

[toxic relic]

'scientific terminology'

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-mouse-gif-26198450

[stone meadow]

yea well theyre my friends not test subjects

[gilded bridge]

I understand English
What's this "female" and "girl"

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

test subjects

[gilded bridge]

Not mutually exclusive

[toxic relic]

refer to your mates like theyre test subjects

[stone meadow]

its just odd

[neat moat]

girls are usually very young and female is very sanitary and clinical

[stone meadow]

females is too dehumanizing

[neat moat]

like youd say female rats in a test setting

[burnt kite]

lass

[toxic relic]

lasso

ted lasso

[stone meadow]

gal

[burnt kite]

ted lasso

[mellow birch]

women

[stone meadow]

my gal pals

[toxic relic]

youre not a lesbian in the 1970s

or are you

[stone meadow]

what if i wanna be huh

[toxic relic]

congratulations then

[neat moat]

frogski is lebanese

[toxic relic]

you can live in a cabin and do pottery like my aunts

[stone meadow]

get a subaru

cut my hair pixie

[neat moat]

subuwu

[gilded bridge]

I hate the Lebanese, they can't take anything seriously

[stone meadow]

man, im friends with a stud and she pulls much more than me

[toxic relic]

no shit

[ruby river]

uwu

[gilded bridge]

Skill issue

[stone meadow]

true

[ivory grail]

I moved, so far this is how my new base look like the small building down there are just temp as we carve out our new home. I didn't take a photo of what happen to the last base but the area started to get mutated and we couldn't really stop it because we were attacked by the royal faction and were to weak to fight the mech until the ring was so big that no one can make it without mutating into a horror. so we fled toward the boreal region of the world.

[toxic relic]

lea delaria is the epitome of butch lesbian and i respect that greatly

[stone meadow]

I could never hope to compete

[toxic relic]

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-click-gif-8843762

[toxic relic]

real

[stone meadow]

Feel like if I cast my net out to include guys Id do pretty damn well, Ive gotten enough drinks from em at least

I'll beat her someday

[marsh glacier]

are you manhunting froggy

[tender igloo]

i believe in you

[stone meadow]

no, not yet

[toxic relic]

[gilded bridge]

Trust me, it's about quality not quantity
Pulling quantity makes one a ho

[marsh glacier]

put a beer in a bear trap

men fall for this all the time

[toxic relic]

whats wrong with being a ho

[toxic relic]

gay men?

[marsh glacier]

make it a malt beer

[toxic relic]

im the man for this

[stone meadow]

Put a beer in a bears hands

[toxic relic]

ok yeah

thats more accurate

or a bull

let's hope chat knows more niche gay slang

[stone meadow]

sorry my lingo isnto good enough to know what a bull is

[toxic relic]

fuck

[tender igloo]

lol

haha

[stone meadow]

Half my clubbing friends are queer

[gilded bridge]

Am I not a man then?
Because I have congenital liver disease?
That's not cool

[stone meadow]

but i havent heard thay before

[toxic relic]

its like bear but all muscle

its an older term for sure

like wolf

[stone meadow]

yeah

never heard of that either

[marsh glacier]

you're gonna need non alcoholic beer brother

[stone meadow]

only pnes i know is bear and twink

and im friends with both examples

[toxic relic]

wolf is an....enthusiastic bear/bull essentially

[gilded bridge]

"friends", yeah right

[marsh glacier]

brushing up on the gay lingo

[stone meadow]

bear/bull? fallout new vegas?

[toxic relic]

mr fartface has all the gay lingo

[onyx igloo]

i have misplaced my lead pipe

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-man-fallout-gif-16158351314859866987

[stone meadow]

I have no issue with admitting if it was more than that dude

[onyx igloo]

the lingay

[marsh glacier]

the bear and the bull and the bear and the bull and the bull and the bear and the bull and the bull and the bear and the bull and the bear

[gilded bridge]

I'm joking about it being less

[stone meadow]

i just happen to live in a pretty gay area of the uk

[toxic relic]

i dont think frog's ready for armband code in a dark room situation yet so

next lesson

[stone meadow]

yeah no clue

[toxic relic]

dont ask about it

lmao

[marsh glacier]

we must be low level gays idk what that is

[stone meadow]

I prefer gay clubs but Ive no clue for the etiquette

[tender igloo]

LOl

[gilded bridge]

Lonesome road be like

[onyx igloo]

does anyone know how to fix the sink in voices of the void

i would like operational luxuries

[toxic relic]

if you're getting invited to those clubs then you dont need to know that stuff

[stone meadow]

im not invited I prefer them

[toxic relic]

nice

[stone meadow]

theyre not strictly for queer people

lots of straight people go

its just that its way more fun

[toxic relic]

yeah...im aware of that

[stone meadow]

music is better, less judgement

[marsh glacier]

the only gay bar around here is infected with straight white women

[toxic relic]

[marsh glacier]

there's like 3 dudes maybe

[toxic relic]

we dont want to be reminded of that phenomenon

[marsh glacier]

ugly southern dudes..

get me the hell out of louisiana

[stone meadow]

Its nice cause it filters out bigots

[toxic relic]

true

[stone meadow]

No homophobe will want to go there, and theyre usually the type to cause problems and start fights for no reason

anyone in a gay club is there to just chill

[rose kestrel]

No, no. no ,no ,no wait, wait, wait ,wait, wait

[stone meadow]

I find anyway

[toxic relic]

the type of people that come to get ugly wasted and shout over the drag performer + be too rough with them

doesnt leave any tips

i know them well

[marsh glacier]

lmao yeah they serve straight alcohol shots

no mixers, gay bars hate any drink that has flavor

[toxic relic]

depends on the bar in my experience

[onyx igloo]

anytime i've tried alcohol its tasted weird

[marsh glacier]

guy who has only been to one gay bar: yeah i know everything about gay bars

[toxic relic]

im not a fan of mixed drinks so HAHHA

[marsh glacier]

me btw

[onyx igloo]

i had a chocolate uhh thing

clear alcohol

very light my mom said

[loud pumice]

Are mixed drinks like pink lemonade and vodka?

[toxic relic]

at least you're self aware lmao

[onyx igloo]

its good in tiramisu but man alone it did not taste like chocolate

[loud pumice]

Or like scotch and rum

[rose kestrel]

HiC and vodka

[loud pumice]

Just liquor and liquor

[onyx igloo]

i like hiC

[rose kestrel]

whoops wrong reply

[marsh glacier]

you can mix whatever you want

[toxic relic]

yes

[tender igloo]

anything that uses a mixer to make a drink

[loud pumice]

So I am gay as hell then

Fuck off lol

[marsh glacier]

yeah if you drink mixed drinks you're gay

thems the rules

[loud pumice]

It's so over

[heavy ivy]

Price what do you got there?
A coke and a water. I WANTED A COCONUT WATER, SIMON

[toxic relic]

i do agree that gay bars have better music and atmosphere

[stone meadow]

tbh, their shots are better than the usual clubs/pubs

[loud pumice]

[rose kestrel]

its sso unhealthly but the lava one taste gud

[stone meadow]

they always get me to buy a bunch anyway

[toxic relic]

we just do it better

[stone meadow]

send people out with trays of shots

[marsh glacier]

too damn expensive

[heavy ivy]

its the phermones

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

£5 for 3? gimme 15 then

[onyx igloo]

i went to a store in my mall that was playing russian doomer music once lmao

[tender igloo]

i liked kamikaze shots lol

[candid patio]

i didn't think i was this much of a karen but an unhoused person set up camp at the park outside of my house last night and I want to call the cops

[marsh glacier]

a single jello shot is 10 bucks over here dude

maybe i should become british

[stone meadow]

Every one ive been to plays nostalgic hits

[toxic relic]

puppers is wild

[loud pumice]

[onyx igloo]

i think it was ran by some local lgbt people

[stone meadow]

80s, 90s, 00s

[toxic relic]

i respect that

[onyx igloo]

either way i was vibing to the music

[stone meadow]

and thats my vibe so

[tender igloo]

i only bneen to one bar my life lol

[toxic relic]

understandable

[rose kestrel]

they play the Zomboid Theme?

[tender igloo]

and i got kicked ou

[toxic relic]

as it should be

you need to be kicked out of at least one bar

[stone meadow]

crazy

I live in top 10 expensive british cities too

[onyx igloo]

i like zero sugar pepsi

[candid patio]

alcohol is a racket

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/good-boy-dance-gif-25381375

[stone meadow]

When I went to london to club, I went to a warehouse gig and a 330ml can of beer was £10!

[tender igloo]

i remember some chick hitting on me and i was like okay , then she was like i just gotta talk to my bf and her bf was the bouncer and i was like nah lol

[candid patio]

i've always wanted to open a bar... they have like 1000% markups and no one seems to care

[stone meadow]

Like fuck off

Dont like clubbing in london

[toxic relic]

yeah that sounds like a recipe for a bad time lmao

london is too expensive in general

10 pound for a can is insane even with that context

[tender igloo]

is 10 pounds 10 dollars lol

or is it 15

[stone meadow]

more like yeah

15

[tender igloo]

jesus

[candid patio]

I'll have the same exact bottle of the same exact beer I can buy at the grocery store for $15 for a 12 pack.
That will be $11 + tax + tip please
Sure!

[toxic relic]

its 13.46 dollar currently

[stone meadow]

sorry I dont remember the exact exchange ok

[loud pumice]

Thems disney prices

[toxic relic]

i thought you were a better AI than that frogski

[stone meadow]

terrible though that the pound isnt 1.5x the dollar anymore

[loud pumice]

10 pounds is like $13

[stone meadow]

still, 10 QUID FOR A SMALL CAN? fuck off

[loud pumice]

Quids or pounds

[stone meadow]

thats more than a 4 pack

[loud pumice]

Libras

[rose kestrel]

10 dosh

[candid patio]

i can't talk about this without talking about politics

[loud pumice]

10 clams

[toxic relic]

just drink water from the fire hose outside

[oblique stream]

10 dollary doos

[rose kestrel]

10 tallywhackers

[stone meadow]

understandable

[tender igloo]

thats the best when youre drunk

[atomic forum]

10 smackers

[toxic relic]

fr

icy hose water to sober you up

[loud pumice]

10 dabloons

[oblique stream]

10 smackaronies

[candid patio]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-tobias-900dollar-australia-dingo-gif-20353081

[loud pumice]

Dollhairs

[atomic forum]

10 cold ones

10 wonga

[oblique stream]

10 benjamins

[candid patio]

god this was such a good episode

peak simpsons

[rose kestrel]

10 didgeridoos

[stone meadow]

I found sparkling water is so good for hangovers

[oblique stream]

10 bucks

[rose kestrel]

10 scallywags

[oblique stream]

10 green papers

[toxic relic]

i usually drink a ton of hot water, maybe gaterade, and soup when im hungover

sweat it out

[rose kestrel]

10 legal tender

[oblique stream]

You sweat alcohol?

[toxic relic]

thats pure bs science but

[tender igloo]

sparkling water and those fucking fizzy vitamin thingies that have vitamin b12 lol

[candid patio]

can someone make me feel better about this? There's like a dozen parks near my house, and most of them already have like whole unhoused villages there. this particular park is used by hundreds of people all the time, its quite small, and doesn't currently have an unhoused village at it.

[toxic relic]

if i drink enough

[candid patio]

do you get the flush?

[toxic relic]

sorry, mate, i dont really have anything to say other than "at least they found a safe space"

idk why you're upset over it

[toxic relic]

if i drink enough, yes

[rose kestrel]

just fire and automatic Blank weapon in the sky at night and they will leave and the rent will be lower

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-keep-the-rent-low-in-my-neighbourhoo-chief-keef-gif-5043739507113617112

[candid patio]

he's like... right in the middle of the soccer field... people are playing soccer around him... he's littering on the field... and if he stays here, more will come

[toxic relic]

it comes off as condescending, you 'directing' them to a different place

idk man

as i said, i dont have anything to say

[candid patio]

i'd be more cool about it if he like... moved to the side... there's less busy corners of the park that he could go to at the very least...

[neat moat]

Hey chat, random question, what are the symptoms of internal bleeding?

[oblique stream]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_bleeding

[neat moat]

It feels like muscle sores

[toxic relic]

i dont think discord is good for medical advice

[neat moat]

Im pressing and I feel no pain

I know

[toxic relic]

shortness of breath?

[oblique stream]

Just go to doctor

[neat moat]

wait this is dgen

shit

[toxic relic]

dizziness?

[candid patio]

I suppose you are right about this.
I will think about it a little more.
But i'll probably still complain.
thanks for your input.

[toxic relic]

👍

[neat moat]

yeeeeah im fine

[toxic relic]

are you vomitting?

[rose kestrel]

icy hot

[toxic relic]

bloody vomit?

[oblique stream]

You sure?

[toxic relic]

bloody shit?

[neat moat]

nope

[toxic relic]

probably just whiplash

[onyx igloo]

i grabbed a potato and it exploded

into flames

[neat moat]

stress

walk it off

[rain mango]

whats up guys

[oblique stream]

Unless you had a trauma

You should be fine

[rain mango]

what happend did he get beat up?

[oblique stream]

Idk and now im worried

[plush cobalt]

If you're concerned about a health problem you should not be asking Discord users

[neat moat]

Nah I just fell

[rose kestrel]

typical Gmod experience

[plush cobalt]

This is a question for a medical professional

[neat moat]

No one is answering the phone

[rain mango]

well I mean if they've not been in an accident theres no way hes got any damage

[tender igloo]

yeah , you probably should talk to a doctor lol

[neat moat]

and I am not calling a doctor

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/question-mark-question-soru-işareti-wtf-what-gif-20450377

[rain mango]

but if your seriously worried and your in the uk call 111 its the non emergency number

[burnt kite]

i dont think they would ask discord if they had an internal bleeding

[tender igloo]

well dont ask people on discord lol were are not medical professions

[rain mango]

think the us is 101 dont quote me

[onyx igloo]

what do i do with the various rocks and stones inside my house

[plush cobalt]

You would think so

[toxic relic]

well some people are medical personnel but thats still not good medical advice
however i understand the wariness around doctors considering...money

[rose kestrel]

harvest the geodes for minerals

[oblique stream]

Rock and stone

[neat moat]

Vro said if I wanted a doctor it would be like 300

and I was like "nah Im good enough"

[rain mango]

I used torn socks as a bandage in pz so im pretty much a professional

[plush cobalt]

I certainly understand not having affordable medical access but nonetheless doctor > random internet people for health questions

[oblique stream]

Are you in us

[neat moat]

yes

[neat moat]

I didnt want to ping leon ok

[oblique stream]

I guess your internal bleeding is a pre-existing condition then

[plush cobalt]

If you're gonna ask a random discord user instead of a doctor you might as well go with a medical professional discord user smh

[rose kestrel]

mesothelioma

you or a loved one might be entitled

[toxic relic]

this is a fucking hilarious example of black comedy

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-true-homer-simpson-homer-the-simpsons-gif-19094827

[rose kestrel]

when the knee surgery is tomorrow meme

[stable oar]

UHC moment

[burnt kite]

emergency announcement chat

i ate two whole tomatos

thank you for your attention

[neat moat]

was it worth it,

?*

[rose kestrel]

your greed will be your downfall

[narrow rune]

ohhhh <@&671452400221159444>

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[stone meadow]

Who? Where?

[burnt kite]

it was indeed worth it

tasty matos

[stone meadow]

I used to hate tomatoes now I love em

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/who-what-where-why-how-gif-13433966

[rose kestrel]

toematoes yum

[toxic relic]

onions

i will eat onions like theyre apples

red onion - in the fridge for a few hours - perfect

[neat moat]

I SHOULD GET TACTICAL WEED

oops caps lock

[toxic relic]

YOU SHOULD DUDE

[half kettle]

sorry caps lock

[ruby river]

chat how much water is too much water

[rose kestrel]

when it starts overflowing out of your orifices

[tawdry salmon]

erm it depends on ur body 🤓

[stone meadow]

i love onions

I eat them like shrek

[tall glen]

off to get some coffee and wonton soup

[candid patio]

raw like an apple?

[harsh vault]

too much is when you throw up

[candid patio]

signs you've had too much water:
you can feel / hear it sloshing around in your stomach
you are peeing every 30 minutes and your pee is very clear

[half kettle]

my body is 100% water

[young kelp]

not for long

also the pox reached my city

people supposed to do ojt this summer might be forced to not do it or do it within nearby locations

[ruby river]

i have all of those symptoms

[young kelp]

stop drinking water

drink soda instead

[candid patio]

you could probably stand to cut back a little

[young kelp]

fixes the problem

[half kettle]

im convinced that pepsi is just a wizards mass produced potion

[young kelp]

pepsi taste like waterdowned coke

[velvet anchor]

so is human npc will only appear in early build 43?

[young kelp]

probably late b42 if possible

[velvet anchor]

o ic thank you

[young kelp]

otherwise early 43 ye

[velvet anchor]

i love the game so much but without human npc feels weird

[ruby river]

make me

[candid patio]

🤷‍♂️

[rose kestrel]

no i appear i am here for thiss build

[half kettle]

I am The Human

[onyx igloo]

why i look like that

[toxic relic]

what game is that

[onyx igloo]

dayz

lmao

[half kettle]

project zomboidian

[rose kestrel]

Project Runescape

[harsh vault]

you telling me ur playing dayz and not inviting me?

[onyx igloo]

well that was a couple months ago

didnt even know this place exists

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-hello-zeptograms-sho-minamimoto-minamimoto-sho-twewy-gif-12406018689757166110

I was taking a nap with Dolly and Mojo

[spiral condor]

i can NOT tell the diffrence between all them anime games you get in youtube shorts ads

[lost saffron]

who up zombing they boid

[spiral condor]

its 2:37
half the world is

[lost saffron]

wron

wrong

you’re wrong

incorrect time zone

[spiral condor]

california.

[toxic relic]

2:37 what?

[spiral condor]

pm

[lost saffron]

my condolences

i didn’t know it was that bad

[toxic relic]

why dont you use 24 hour like a normal person

[spiral condor]

thank you
its not a california town if it dosent have at least 1 fire smokescreening it

[lost saffron]

im so sorry you are being forced to live there

🙏

hope you get better

[spiral condor]

thanks

at least its not san fransisco

[lost saffron]

lol

[spiral condor]

i just have to avoid the tree people

[half kettle]

are there gnomes

[lost saffron]

what about the lizard people

[onyx igloo]

the gnomes...

they poked me with sticks

till i spontanously combusted

[spiral condor]

no they are just homeless people that live in the creek's trees

[rose kestrel]

the Trees rent is 1000 nuts a month to the landlord

[ruby river]

why are you from california

[spiral condor]

born

[ruby river]

why are you still in california

[spiral condor]

not adult

[ruby river]

i hope u grow up soon 🙏

[vital marten]

318 songs liked

218 songs are rock

Somebody save me

Me from myself

[onyx igloo]

have too many leprechauns in your yard?

well i present to you the leprechaun laser 3000

[harsh vault]

does anyone recommend i play the half life series

i dont know anything about it

i just own the games

[onyx igloo]

go ahead

[dim cloak]

yes

also hi floof

[harsh vault]

haii

[mint gate]

i like it

the games make me motion sick though so i have to take long breaks inbetween playing it 😔

[harsh vault]

i will play thens

[rain mango]

yo

[mint gate]

successfully indoctrinated

[rain mango]

moi?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/votoms-armored-trooper-mech-scopedog-gif-18418488756763227211

[ruby river]

haiii

[harsh vault]

hai ben

[half kettle]

Haiyo

[harsh vault]

hai fren

well

i dont even have you added surprisingly

[frosty tulip]

yes.

[harsh vault]

wow i summed him

hello mr posture of an origami

[frosty tulip]

if you got a vr headset, half life alyx surely as well

[harsh vault]

i will play alyx then aswell

i saw you can play half life 2 in vr

was tempted

[onyx igloo]

how does dayz have dlcs

[frosty tulip]

I've playd hl2 in vr

actually pretty good

[harsh vault]

map DLCs

i have all the DLCs for dayz

[onyx igloo]

god damn

money pit

[harsh vault]

i even own the soundtrack for the game :D

[icy vigil]

what did he mean by this

[frosty tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-gif-26506627

Bohemia moment

[icy vigil]

also wait a sec about to plunge my mental health

[harsh vault]

they say its an addiction, i call it an investment