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Are there?
yessir
don't have to look to hard on steam
I've seen a lot of gay females in aaa games

But not a lot of gay men
real
real
read the context
i wasnt talking about gay men
I wont
i was talking about a game ghoti mentioned
postal 2 has a Cat BUTT silencer
i wish there were more gay 
Im now afraid of reading the context
is this bart
This game still has mod support and mods being made for it
And is cheap
Postal 2 gets updates though
That emoji name is great. Bartun Canny 
splurt...
...I see that my cover is blown. 

for the love of god
We are wholesome and kind and law-abiding.
agreed
Apparently not! You've mentioned it twice now! 
well nobody will understand what we are talking about!
Good, good. Wise. Smart. I like the uhhh...Zomboids.
Vanilla? Rosewood.
same
Hell yeah! Rosewooder moment 
West point
opp
Naw
east coast for life
You ain't built for these streets son
you arent tough like us
West coast for life
MOST games are. Look at the first descendant. The game had something close to $500 million in normal sales, and the company is approaching $3 billion in profits for the last year. MOST coming from First Descendant.
And it's not even as popular a game as they had hoped.
Genshin Impact is pulling $5 billion. The Furina (I think) chat bot that charges 1 penny per chat message has something close to 3 billion chat messages so far.....
The $500 Ahri skin? Sold close to 100,000 copies. Of just a sexy skin. That's $50 million in sales for something that costs next to nothing to create.
Never underestimate the gooner gamer to spend money.
am gonna slime you gang
WOAH. That's, like...Slime infringement!
IM SORRY
I'm supposed to be the only slime in chat. This will not stand. 
Bwoink
1984
how is it in paradise stink?
Big words for someone like you
fine
All bark no bite
havent played in a while
thas true
you play cm13.
is that a statement or question
Is there a letter missing in that server name?
question
i have
you like?
yes
sweet
CM-13 is good. The one time I played on it, I ended up blowing myself up with a grenade. 
Do we have any lettuce enjoyers in chat?
i like salad
How.
How do you do it. Knowing there could be slugs in it. 
easy to eat a head of lettuce whole
because if a slug was in my salad, they would have gone wawa
I was washing a head of lettuce yesterday, and there were like...A metric ton of baby slugs
I could not bring myself to eat it afterwards. 
me eating an entire bag of dried beans (it has 3,400 calories) (i chose underweight):

Obese>Underweight
beans beans beans
someone get this man a award

I like west point and im tired of pretending I dont
speak for yourself 
beans :3

My beans bring all the furries to the yard. 

Alright, I need to get ready for my ice cream date...I will find you later, @harsh vault!! ||
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oki
i know people make fun of beans on toast but it sounds good ngl
how could this happen 
this is what happens when you find the [redacted]

WAIT UNTIL YOU LEARN THAT CANNED BREAD IS REAL
Canned bread is real.
it's infact real
i dont believe it
Me neither joshua
Sharks are in the ocean 
Fuck sharks
yum
Its your turn to be the prey
IM DONE FEARING YOU
get rotated shark
Lmaoooooooooo
Get rotated shark
I know I cant use em
just roommates
wtf is this
who tf is this
bored
Joe
๐

Dunno
Friends with merits
Acquaintances with advantages
A dude with mommy issues and a simping lady knight
Joe ? Joe who ?
joe mama
Goodnight chat
indeed
Goth mommy
i woke up chat
To ash and dust?
woke up Mr freeman. . . woke up. . and smell the pronouns. . .
Friede telling me to avert thine eyes
She knew
No light
That's not a good thing
Gotta look ladies in the eyes when you speak to them bro
Damn straight
hi guys, Is there no multiplayer in 42 build?
if only
guess what youre getting for your next birthday
its crazy how easy it is
๐๐
Lies
Nah, ghoti doesn't know what im talking about, and is forcing his narrative on others. What a tyrant
no
I bet you think bedtime is fascist
You think breathing on land is racist
You're also scared of affection
Im not
better to not go further regardless lads
So vulgar. What an indecent man
Your last will and testament? A written confession of all your evaded taxes?
Hana are you the one paying for all the wonder bread art
wonder bread?
its like plain bread
Wonder bread
probably the bread you ate
no its wonder bread
Wonder bread
there you go
I like uniformal things
Parabol graphs are so cool
I also like logarithmic graphs
Exponential is cool but not as
you can just say uniform
uniformal
I agree
I prefer convergent graphs to divergent
are you doing calc 2 haha
divergent?
fuck calc period
Yes, I might beat my wife, but you were mean and that's worse :(
calculus is cinema
Its a teen dystopia novel
i hype for calculus
If it wasn't so hard I would appreciate it more I bet
No, just looking at some graphs in cardiovascular lessons. Made me remember high-school haha. I loved solving math problems back in the day.
understandable
medical mathematics is interesting
the way medicine uses mathematical principles intrigues me
It's really cool when you get to apply maths to predict real life happenings
fr
how much pain meds can we give Sally without making her OD and fucking die
Depends on her and the meda
I can't believe stink goes out of his way to put the apostrophe in my name, so thoughtful king
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I think id also like calc more if I was gonna use it. Only will use like 2% of it or so
put some respect on the dragon lover's name
idk
i enjoy the 'difficulty'
This is why probability is one of the best parts if maths
I enjoy applying it to video games
Jamie gets it
and its still possible to appreciate something without using it
probably is the goat
probability
I love gambling

Something beautiful about graphs man
DUDE
stink isn't a winner
I swear. I genuinely enjoy looking at them
when you graph a series/function that youve worked on for so long and its perfect
brings a tear to this old mans eye
Euphoric
fr
i am a winner
the only way to beat the game is to not play
or break the board
๐ค 
its funny but i understand so much medical terminology from playing spess
I remember in yugioh, you have a 1/638k chance of drawing exodia in your opening hand assuming a 40 card deck
isnt pot of greed a banned card
and thats exactly why it is lmao
real
I played a lot of yugioh in hs

bet you can't play Pharoah
It's funny pot of greed is still banned, but most cards from the ig days are limited to 1 now
Knowing probability also has other rewards.
Pretty sure pot of greed is not banned in the ocg
its cus pog is stupid op. Even the nerf they tried to tack on to it didnt work
Moni
They can't nerd it
Nerd
Nerf
Lmao
Yeps. I need moar tho. And probability is neet to play with, but not to risk real consequences on.
Decisions decisions
it is from what ive just checked
i think its still banned cause its too cracked
real
why player so easy get killed by other
Jamie what would your stats be as a yugio card
My favorite is the one where you return 5 monsters and draw 2
Discard for effect
life isnt as robust as we'd like it to be
this looks edible for some reason
Yeps.
My dadโs $500 a week for his care is gonna kick in soon. My family isโฆ.. panicked
my best wishes to you
Any thoughts and wishes nโ stuff are welcomed.
are there any plans?
advance directive
Lawyer is coming over in the AM to see if we can stop Humana health insurance from taking my house
Jesus
Yeah itโs bad
June 1st my 90 year old father and me may be homeless.
Iโm not doing well at all despite my normal nerdy self earlier today.
We got hit with this news just hours ago.
Lawyer signed on pro bono
I better go. Sorry chat
not sure how to respond in a supportive way
except that its fucking insane that its happening
Yeah
oh, your elderly father is nearing the end of his life? lets take the roof over his head too 
Humana
Exact opposite of humane

they recreated the torment nexus
we should have just stayed in the caves man
real
real
Honestly looks cozy
ok who talkin shit
Where
me
Ban
That was weird, the guy I just fought in warpforge probably had a bad hand the whole game, but to accidentally use their own strategem(an ability card) on themselves and suffer 4 damage
Even a bot doesn't make that kind of mistake
Free win I guess?
he couldnt bear the dishonor of having a shit hand and so he did a harakiri
I felt bad lmao
They never expect the Spanish inquisition
Since my deck was literally just spamming vanguard units
So even if he did have good cards, he can't target the main threats
And there's a healer constantly healing random damaged units, including the vanguards
Some guy named Frogski was
DAMN
hes immune
youre right, did it for 10
One time I invaded a man in elden ring. We fought until a hunter was summoned. He let me fight the hunter in a 1 on 1. After I was done another invader spawned and I let the host have his own 1 on 1. After we both finished out side quests. I proceeded to commit harakiri in order to give him the victory for his honor
why bvro
Masochism
when did
ski become evil?
Yes I can confirm
Both
frogski, can you mute me for 15 years pls
wtf

im a rentoid
i love selling 7x7 mยฒ microflats
If you want to maximize profit, just sell each person a vertical SleepSliceโข๏ธ and have a square in the middle with amenities
too generous
thats just hong kong dude
a sleep pod should be enuf
coffin apartments
i see people making videos on sleep pods and theyre so positive and shit like "WOW LOOK AT THIS EXOTIC AND COOL WAY OF SLEEPING"
waow le bed in le wall
just turn your kitchen into a sleeping pod hall, 900$/month for one pod, facilities not included
u can get the same experience in the morgue
dont give people ideas
introducing morguebnb
those pods look like the most uncomfortable shit imaginable
just sleep on the bed dude
or on the floor if things get rough
floor can be pretty nice
yeah
Floor being nice depends entirely on the type of floor
floor thats made outta floor
floor with blanket hoard is cozy
With a finger snap I guess
fun
Also unrelated but we have to lay off some employees for budget reasons
me when i get a 1% increase after 8 years [i work at boeing] while the ceo gives himself a 38% increase last year
did they state the reasons
No comment at this time
the reasons are the ceo wants to buy another island
is always budget but they never show what its spent on
(it was a joke adding to what fartass said)
real
if they did it would be mostly backroom shit
We have to allocate more money to the Convert Pain and Suffering to Profit machine
ceo wanted a new private jet
ceo wanted to spend money on a campaign
ceo wanted to spend money to absorb another company for shareholder profit
companies when they hear theres gonna be an audit (someone has to do the deed again)
we need to allocate more funds to maintaining the torment nexus and the orphan crushing machine
If the almighty profit motive wills it
shall and it shall be
hold the corporate hostage until they give you a 5% raise and a free trip to North Korea
you want me to do that
or the ceo?
cause the ceo just does it
if you want me to do that then, we gotta talk about [insert plans and strategies i cant mention here]

maybe one day i will wake up and the world will stop being a shithole
that wont happen
Editor here. I think it's good when fantasy is grounded in some reality. Maybe you could instead say โone day a unicorn will come grant me magical powersโโthis might be more believable for the audience
i wish you said unicron
nobody is coming to save us but us.
I'm not a transformershead we've established this

That could have been bunglebee for all I know
i hope unicron eats the planet before the end of the year
Accelerationism via unicron
can yall not let me dream
But you cannot simply WILL it into existence clownade
even in a marxist sense its flawed
Me neither I was just labeling what you said
real
its good to have joy
its the only way to not walk into traffic
I'll flip a coin
im not trying to will it, im just hoping hopelessly
And then mute both?
mute me for 10 minutes, i choose heads
one will get muted for longer
I mean you can do what you want ofc but personally I don't find it useful to hope for the impossible
mute roulette
FUCK
6 chambers, 1 ban round
I'll take tails too. Based on statistics, coin flips are always tails
fair
FUCCKKK
I was right
i wanted to be muted
BACKSHOT ROULET
anyone have a rp pve vanilla server?
What roulette?
why did u say pls
#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028 & BattleMetrics are your best bet for finding servers
!!!
He is an old man
COMMAND THEM
k thanks
I like how you said please
i am an old man
u need to show fear
i know it doesnt matter but i do it anyways 
Flip a coin fucker
I would argue that it increases the likelihood of irrelevant results
Politeness is inefficient
FUCK you
WAOW
rude
thats kind of fucked my guy
That was efficient communication
efficiency over all
omar is the manager of the orphan crushing machine
You treat bots with respect???
It's efficient

its my shift with the machine
where were you in 1984 in south wales, omar

Make sure you keep our company's core values in mind. Get in there and make the world a better place
geeked up, playing xbawks all day
thats john rim
i would smash randy
randy marsh
he has that rugged, alcoholic charm
different type of smash
He probably takes more than alcohol
indeed
Im crying rn

Feast on the feastables
My favorite chocolate is gone, now its all feastables
what do they taste
It shall be the worst feast in history
theres been 1 line of feastables at my supermarket for 6 months and theyre always on sale
Seeing so many of those so close together feels bad
They really want it gone lmao
indeed
they cost 5x more than other choc here
It makes me feel almost nauseous and I haven't ever even eaten it. Presumably due to what it represents
Its in one store chain that sells foreign food
And costs 5 bucks

dont ever say chocslop ever again
Chocslop
wet and slimey chocslop
mmm
To be fair, thats case for any foreign food here
I left for a minute and now we talking about chocisloppy
omar, you still havent answered me
referring to this
Mr beast chocsloppy
and your torment nexus activties
Certainly not in an office advising rich people
Nexus is neat
Modding in mp is a bit of a problem thi
My trees suddenly grew items and not fruits
In stardew
That's the mod nexus, rather than the torment nexus
But perhaps the latter is infiltrating the former
The 1984โ1985 United Kingdom miners' strike was a major industrial action within the British coal industry in an attempt to prevent closures of pits that were uneconomic in the coal industry, which had been nationalised in 1947. It was led by Arthur Scargill of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM) against the National Coal Board (NCB), a g...
Certainly not in an office advising rich people

yabadabadoo
hop on mo2
smapi for example
whats the joke behind all the "hop on [game]" gifs being gay people kissing
I find that I have a tendency to use the big company-sponsored mod managers (Nexus, CurseForge) for a while before getting fed up and moving to a different one
Perhaps the typical user experience, but I already know alternatives exist and am just lazy
i always check for community alternatives
id rather spend a few additional minutes on finding an alternative than however many hours itll take to unfuck corpo managers
thats efficiency, lobster man
mna lmao
Typically I just want to play the damn game
controversial
& especially in the case of CurseForge despite knowing they suck ass it's simply the path of least resistance
With Nexus and its alternatives the rest are just better at least
I'm way cooler
I have plenty electrons in me
And clearly coolness is a sum of parts
cant wait to stick your hand into a flowing electrical current so they take the path of least resistance into your flesh

(Doesn't know I have my other hand at the ready to grab a material that would allow the current to have a path out of me)
But you see, I've planned for that
What you think is the flushing mechanism has actually been replaced by a water pump
You'll take your โshit,โ flush, and see the consequences of my genius plan
HAHAHAHA
i think your pump broke
that was fucking fantastic though, omar.
your improv skills are commendable
๐ค
hey guys im looking forward to a new zomboid run whith my friends, you know any mods that give you some long term end game goals you need to work towards?
10x pop 100% sprinters good luck
are there any good servers in australia?
poo
Its persona And lord help the one guy I know who has 1000 hours in that game
Friendzone simulator
good morning chat :D
Lmao, my friend who bought me the game is a die hard fan
Probably 1000 hours combined
Mine too, in a good way
im sure this is meant in a platonic and amical way !
bro i just wanna play the funny turn based game
brother...
its okay to be down bad, as long as you keep it to yourself !
so about the keeping it to yourself part
its been so long since i've played a game with romance, this has me genuinly confused
yea he didnt read that rule
Say no
Don't know if the developers watch this chat very often, but if you do, what tools / QoL things have the team made to help make working the LWJGL easier whilst making PZ?
Asking as a curious academic ^_^
Well he left her and her mom for a younger woman but meh
Said woman abandoned him when he got sick
probably didnt want to pass down any more receeding hairline genes
Lmfao
its so bad dude
why did they draw it like that
have fun with your vn
reject everyone
Warning! โ ๏ธ High Ping !
is this an RPG
chat i need some opinons
ive spent like 50 bucks this week but theres another OG game on sale, steep should i get it?
whats the game
Will this game provide you with more then a day of enjoyment
wait is the game called steep
its a ubislop game
Jrpg
snowboarding game, yes ubislop but before ubislop went to sloppy
remember, once upon a time ubicuck did make decent games
will you need a ubislop account/launcher to play it
I still love wildlands till this day ๐
alright but do you need the launcher and account to play it
yes sur i actually had to install it to play FH but then FH doesnt have cross perogression
9 YEAR OLD GAME BTW
FH is fun
so i just forgor to uninstall the ubiglop launcher, so cool
unless you can pirate it without the launcher
im a pve gamer
i dont think its worth it tbh
it can be fun, but the grind prices are stuck in the mid 2000's mmo ahhh type levels
and it can only last you for so long
there is not much to do outside, well fiht
but you've never heard of steep before?
anyways thats my ted talk chat time to no life humaitz for the next like 9 hours
you asked for an opinion
thats my opinion mate
not worth
can we play? my gf boutta broke up w me
?
Not good
they cheated chat
How?
We I'll be damned
The French government is adopting an assisted death law
Never thought I'd see the day
Oui oui oui oui oui
Still got to go through the senat but seems its as good as done
These are changing times indeed
"oh, you want medical treatment?
have you considered ๐ฉ๏ธ "
Some things can't be treated

what do you think about it
imagine working your entire life until youre 65 and retiring then getting told that you should consider assisted death
No one can suggest that
And again, you can't treat nor even suppress everything
If it helps people, I'm for it. I hope it doesn't get abused
So what now? BB guns are ok and airguns arenโt? Or is it just firearms and not airguns/bbs orโฆ
What state ?
Texas, it feels stupid as hell LMAO
I got an airgun and then realized I might be fined $500 for using it, noticed this change today and was looking to understand it
I KNOW 

I do not know about this
This is just one of the many bs ordinances in my town, about ready to live out in the country ๐
my state is a constitutional carry state :3
All started when this new mayor guy came in and talked about โbeautifyingโ the town
All I see is people getting hassled by the city for stupid crap. The money goes to the towns painted trashcans on main street
You heard that right. Painted trashcans
Murals and shit

i went to the gun store, filled out paperwork, had a background check, and walked out with a gun in 30 minutes
was pretty cool
It sure is 
im surprised at what opinions you have when you're not talking about dinosaurs, ben
rip shark ๐ฆ
?

just reading back in chat lol
melodramatic
yeah in my state youre legally allowed to walk around with any gun you want holstered or unholstered at any time
he said his girl cheated on him
that wasnt shark
@icy vigil prays out to you my brotha hope you do mentally well ๐
Yo dudes. Build 42 still glitchy?
dude
its not shark
literally the same pfp
gaslighting 100
you have not made me question anything other than your reading comprehension
did think it was a bit until you pinged him tbh
pinging is a serious game in discordia

sorry i took my time had to look for that meme
Why is it from 1944
1944??? what are you even talking about
I feel like gaslighting only started being a word like 6 years ago tops
Who tfs idea was it in 2018ish to watch a 80 year old movie
Just watch shrek and enjoy, old movies are banned
dude...
yeah dafq you doin assasin
stop making jibberish up, only im allowed to do that ๐
Old movies are fuckin garbage yo
If its black n white it aint hype
you probably only watch mission impossible and sharknado
insane
you know some modern movies are also in black and white
Frog only loves the Emoji Movie
Not good ones
1938
It was coined in 1938
idk if this is insincere or bait but fuck me dude read a book or watch pale flower
if you say tarintino movies suck im goin to shove my stinky white foot down your throat 
the term gaslighting is a technical term that was just thrust into the mainstream
Tarantino movies are pretty lame tho
its been around for almost a century and definitely existed before then without being named in a psych journal
Idk, i dont actually watch many movies tbf
Dairy...
I feel for you. Lactose intolerance is a curse.
I betrayed you just like that one guy in reservoir dogs
Whatever the fuck his name was
Oh. A dude named dairy-
have you watched space odyssey? absence of malice? the abyss?

Morning
Nope
Why are you sauer? 
Totally the name
the first alien movie released in 1979
bro really says:
"old movies suck"
"i dont watch many movies"
refuses to elabourate
leaves
(missing that last two part)
In my defence they all sound like movies that are meant to be taken seriously
except he is elabourating ๐ญ
Lmao bro, instantly backs down from any opinion he has the moment there's any pushback
dissing alien, air force one, age of innocence
Wack
Am i
you are
I dont wafch movies that sound serious coz i think thats boring
i think you just didnt expect any pushback for a wild fucking opinion
Cos im Sig
That too
'old movies' can be peak cinema
But it doesnt change what my opinion is
Just brings a reason for it to exist
also if you dont watch cinema what do you tod then
Goober
other than eat sleep and game
its an unjustified reason
I disagree
it is dude
Na
But is it a...GOOFY Goober?
apocalypse now released in 1979 mate
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you're just coming off as uncultured atp
Yes
Sort of is backing down though, you said those movies are shit, then you say you don't know since you don't watch much anyway
BACK TO THE FUTURE
That's crazy.
Star wars
On
At this rate, why even bother saying it in the first place if you don't know
Tron
You aren't adding anything to the conversation
We can't be friends...
Platoon, Boys in company C
insane amount of movies that you're dismissing on the grounds of "old"
Blair witch actually do kinda suck tjo
brazil [1985]
Lol fair enough
And i back to the futures not my fave either
Inb4 "Blair Witch actually sucks, but idk because I didn't actually see it"
whats your favourite movie
Shhh. Don't make this harder than it has to be.
The others iv never heard of

Idk, avatar maybe
I'll just go back to messing with my 90's radios, lol
DUDE, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
close encounters of the third kind....im trying to remember more
The Postman, Water world
Mad Max
Mad Max 2
A Boy and his Dog
die hard
District 9 was kinda cool
๐คทโโ๏ธ
Planet of the apes
eraserhead
Escape from alcatraz
The Thing
Blazing Saddles
the fly
Night of the living dead
frankenstein
Monty Python and the Holy grail.
Heres an underrated one, the treasure of the Sierra Madre
isnt that a book?
"I did not care for the godfather"
it insists upon itself
The dollars Trilogy are good movies
Yeah
I've got so much brain rot at this point that if somebody does mention the Godfather, I just think about that rather than the movies
It was made in the 40's
And of course Fallout new Vegas heavily referenced it
With the Sierra Madre from the Dead Money DLC
"Let go" Meanwhile I have all the gold bars in my inventory
ehh, unless you're a first year film student you dont need to worry about the godfather
i hype for references to old media in video game
I love fallout new Vegas with all of its references
Is god father the, "look what they did to my boy" movie
im hype for old videogames referencing new media
Or was that something elae
Apparently, if it is from it then ye
thats wild man
ive watched the movie a few times
i think its overhyped
dont remember much
It's overhyped
yeah
It insists upon itself
wdym
he's just quoting family guy
is that where its from?
Me?
but i think they mean that the movie pats itself on the back
yes
the meme, yeah
i thought that was like an actualy saying, makes sense
ive heard it a bunch that makes so much sense lol
I cant imagine what it even means
I mean, people would definitely say that about some movies though.
nuh uh
hi bestie
:3
fr theres plenty movies that bow down to themselves

anyway, yeah
I dont remember too much about movies until im placed infront of the synopsis but i remember it being a decent movie to watch
wasnt like marvel bad or like [good movie here] good
I sort of have that and personally I like it.
It's easier for me to forget films and go in some-what blind.
that way I can enjoy it again
yeah
i dont like that lmao
i need to know everything about a movie before i watch it
i just remember more from books
books 
I get bored of watching movies way sooner than booms
booms
booms
truly an amazing artform












