general_chat

[toxic relic]

just read about a new case of widely disseminated syphilis in the new england journal

[bronze moat]

READ THE MOD PAGE.

Super important.

It can bork up spawns of boats.

Read it and follow instructions before you install it

[lilac quarry]

yeah no this is my genuine nightmare

I'd rather legit end it all than do that

[smoky marsh]

I love subbing to mods on my phone and seeing it instantly start downloading on the deck

[smoky marsh]

Okiedokie

[tender igloo]

doesnt that give uou rlrltphsntit

er

elephantitius

[bronze moat]

I say this truthfully. It’s happening.

[toxic relic]

shits wild

[lilac quarry]

I fully understand

I know it is, and I'm very not excited for the ramifications it's going to / already having on society

[toxic relic]

whats that movie with the joker guy

[lilac quarry]

HER

[toxic relic]

yeah

[lilac quarry]

never saw it

[rose kestrel]

Joy

[lilac quarry]

just know the name because it's genuinely early for what it was

[smoky marsh]

The mod page says “Even maps like Kingsmouth, which require Autotsar's Yacht Club, do not have these zones! Boats and cars spawn fine without them!”

so i should enable it and be a ok?

[knotty rain]

hey can someone help me connect to a server im having trouble

[toxic relic]

they just looked at the trends man

[lilac quarry]

remember mods are also trial and error

you can follow all the steps and still have a corrupted save, so back it up and try it out

[smoky marsh]

I literally started a brand new save so idc

[lilac quarry]

just letting you know

[fathom igloo]

You mean you’re not supposed to download every single mod from the workshop and then cook your breakfast on your pc??

[knotty rain]

can soemone help me join a server i dont know how

i cant direct connect

[fathom igloo]

No clue

[toxic relic]

server

i hardly

[burnt kite]

if i had to resort to that, i would just pack it up and live off grid in a log cabin

[lilac quarry]

@tender igloo is our local pro

[fathom igloo]

I play solo only

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/theodore-kaczynski-ted-kaczynski-gif-22081042

[fathom igloo]

Sorry no help

[tender igloo]

lmao damnit leon

i was gonna say ask leon he knows how since build 41

lol

[shrewd mauve]

hello chat

[tender igloo]

"puppers stop"

[lilac quarry]

i

[frosty tulip]

The unabomber knew about B41?

[tender igloo]

"our girlfriend"

[knotty rain]

puppers can u help me

[frosty tulip]

Wack

[shrewd mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-doug-walker-walker-shockfen-clap-gif-19444208

[smoky marsh]

Much faster omg

[lilac quarry]

puppers they're asking for help

[smoky marsh]

Holy

[lilac quarry]

don't let them down

[tender igloo]

he didnt know how to connect to a mp server lol

[shrewd mauve]

i now understand

[fathom igloo]

Guys help Leon downloaded every single mod from the workshop

[tender igloo]

fo rhwat

[smoky marsh]

Fire

[fathom igloo]

Give it a few minutes

[onyx igloo]

leon silent hill

[knotty rain]

i cant connect to servers i uninstalled and installed again it dont work i pmed you

[smoky marsh]

Cutie patootie

[onyx igloo]

this is what i stare at in the mirror

[fathom igloo]

Sean silence hill

[spiral condor]

i am back from shitting

[bronze moat]

I wrote a thesis 20 years ago about augmented reality.

How society would change on a fundamental way.

One example was:

“you walk into a bar and look at a girl. You see a heads up display from your glasses/contact lenses. It shows her single status, her dating profile, her public facebook page.”

“You swipe left and ignore her.” In real life.

Now imagine a bar of 200 people, all with personal data networks displaying information about themselves 24/7, visible to anyone and everyone with access.”

How people socialize would alter in drastic ways, far more than how the internet of today (early 90’s) has.

-summary of my thesis, but I was not too far off.

Seattle University now has contact lenses with full wifi and up to 16 pixels of video in a heads up display

[rose kestrel]

meta glasses

[lilac quarry]

I'm ending it all

[bronze moat]

Hey!

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[toxic relic]

can we make it a discord event so other people can join

[tender igloo]

lol

[fathom igloo]

Damn I thought contacts were already expensive enough

[lilac quarry]

send galaxies

[burnt kite]

drinking the kool aid live in voice

[bronze moat]

Yep. They just aren’t as popular.

Rayban is the next one.

But this is also AR. Augmented Reality IRL is still several years away.

AI hologram girlfriends, however, WILL push the tech faster

[fathom igloo]

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

[lilac quarry]

@onyx igloo what sticker did you try to send??

[rose kestrel]

gofundme so we can send Frogski to hug Kiel IRL

[lilac quarry]

no idea why it flagged it and auto timed you out

[tender igloo]

lol

[onyx igloo]

lmao i tried sending niko from gta 4

[lilac quarry]

weird

[cunning sierra]

yo how do i get build 42??

[bronze moat]

Good ol’ “cybereyes”.

Once the tech hits around 9th generation is when it’s sold to consumers.

Give it a few more years

[toxic relic]

maybe the sticker name was weird

[onyx igloo]

it was just

"niko"

not sure what set it off

[toxic relic]

[fathom igloo]

Mine are already expensive enough 😭

[bronze moat]

Around 1,000 people on the planet were once blind. Now they see in 2K, 1080p

[lilac quarry]

no it would've just banned

[toxic relic]

huh

[onyx igloo]

lol

[lilac quarry]

weird

[bronze moat]

Same. Even contacts at costco cost me around $300

[lilac quarry]

yeah nothing in the link shows anything muteable, just the [niko] at the start

[fathom igloo]

Maybe Frogski is fucking with you

[lilac quarry]

but it doesn't look like that would be included

[lilac quarry]

nah he can't control the bot

[onyx igloo]

it said something about blocked formatting

[lilac quarry]

yeah it's auto formatting

[onyx igloo]

gotcha

[lilac quarry]

it's just the [] but not typically in gifs

[lilac quarry]

ye

[onyx igloo]

me when bot tries to mute me for sending niko gta iv

(ill send a screenshot instead lmao)

[bronze moat]

I tried to copy pasta a long ass message praising helldivers.

Autobot blocked it. It happens

[fathom igloo]

Have you seen Frogski and the bot in the same room?

[lilac quarry]

I birthed frogski

[onyx igloo]

mitosis

[fathom igloo]

Does Frogski know

[onyx igloo]

thats how we get moderators is just mitosis

[lilac quarry]

"i brought you into this world and I can take you out"

[fathom igloo]

Bet

[lilac quarry]

I've so trained at this they only trust one method, which is to clone me

[rose kestrel]

you mean put back in right?

[bronze moat]

Shhhhh!!! Don’t tell the world how discord mods are created!

[fathom igloo]

Leon have you ever chipped a tooth

[rose kestrel]

unbirth them

[smoky marsh]

Button to sprint on controller anyone?

[toxic relic]

the way you phrased that

[onyx igloo]

why do i keep getting recommended "mobil 1 nightcore"

[bronze moat]

Look in lower corner of your screen.

Should be B on xbox

[onyx igloo]

i have

and i hated it

[ivory grail]

how did you even drive in there?

[lilac quarry]

nope

[onyx igloo]

it was terrible, it was on a molar and i scratched my tongue against it

[lilac quarry]

never chipped a tooth never broken a bone

[fathom igloo]

Why

[smoky marsh]

B is set to b in steam controller yet its not showing up (deck)

[fathom igloo]

You know what this means

[onyx igloo]

did you guys notice that guy who keeps trying to send in a poll

lol

[lilac quarry]

despite doing extreme sports my whole life I've never been injured

[fathom igloo]

Yes

[onyx igloo]

i think it said "amogus"

YEP

[lilac quarry]

joshua stop

it's not going to work

[onyx igloo]

it said "amogus"

[rose kestrel]

Is it Worth it to attend streamer university and become a soundcloud rapper?

[icy vigil]

Its called subliminal messaging

[tender igloo]

i think b

[fathom igloo]

It’s how I became a billionaire 3 seconds ago

[bronze moat]

Lol. No

[icy vigil]

This is unfair

[tender igloo]

you spelled yes wrong

[wide jungle]

Getting pretty tired of b41's bull, I think it's finally time to upgrade to b42 and give my modlist some spring/summer cleaning.

[lilac quarry]

yoy

[smoky marsh]

Im on deck, and the b button isnt working (its also set to b in the steam controls)

[fathom igloo]

Doodle bob

[bronze moat]

If yer playing solo, shoulda done that long ago.

B42 just lighting alone is worth the switch

[onyx igloo]

me in voices of the void microwaving a potato at 3 am
(the insomnia monster is behind me ready to give me a heart attack)

[tender igloo]

for 42?

[smoky marsh]

41

[smoky marsh]

Just wondering, would all my mods work if i went to 42

[fathom igloo]

I want spaghetti

[fathom igloo]

No

[bronze moat]

If it’s a “shadow monster” -the guys who duck away or move RIGHT as you look towards them-, they mean zero harm and cannot inflict any harm

[tender igloo]

oh hmm im not sure i can check it out on my steamdeck just not sure if it was changed for 42 or not so keep that in mind hang on lol

[onyx igloo]

he let me finish microwaving my potato atleast

[smoky marsh]

It doesnt show a button in the bottom right whenever I move so idk what it could be

[left solar]

bro guys why did my buddy see a dude run across the doe valley store without clothes in a server

[smoky marsh]

Wrf

[left solar]

and then months later i see doors open and close by themselves

[smoky marsh]

Its set to trigger right

[left solar]

in the same town

[rose kestrel]

U.S. Code of Federal Regulations Title 7 Subsection 11 & 283 (b):

[fathom igloo]

Because that’s what happens when you choose chaos

[left solar]

bro its just the 2 of us and i was offline

[smoky marsh]

Omg its trigger right to jog

B to spring

[tender igloo]

yah its b , try rebinding it to b again?

[left solar]

and now its happening again months later

[smoky marsh]

Its trigger right to jog for me and b to sprint

[fathom igloo]

Your game is haunted and the only way to fix it is to PayPal me $30,000 USD

[bronze moat]

It’s the ducking away that creeps people out.

But to help with vibes, just know they are harmless.

Just curious little ghost boi’s

[tender igloo]

yah its working on my steamdeck when i do it

[lilac quarry]

me too me too

[tender igloo]

could be ,dos

mods lol

[left solar]

the doe valley lurker

[hasty thistle]

MS DOS?

[left solar]

[smoky marsh]

I just remembered the controls wrong thats all

Makes sense ig

Because when i touch right stick i go into attack

[tender igloo]

ya

lol

i was like i didnt

wait thats a old thing whys my picture new

[lilac quarry]

it's pinned so it tracks your account changes

[rose kestrel]

hella relatable

[lilac quarry]

I was going to make you think you were insane but I showed mercy

remember that

[hasty thistle]

If they go back to screenie it now, it'll still show your current pfp.

[bronze moat]

10- print “foxy roxy was here”

20- gosub 10

Run

[dim cloak]

Wild video
https://youtu.be/E2eFOq67Weo?si=0rZS-506xnvOmbz5

[hasty thistle]

No! Don't!

[spiral condor]

bro my disassembly isnt working

its not letting me dissasemble anything

[hasty thistle]

Infinite loop!

[bronze moat]

I shut down my ENTIRE SCHOOL with “killroy was here” doing that

[dim cloak]

do you use open all containers mod?

[tender igloo]

liar

[hasty thistle]

Yeah, I pulled similar shenanigans.

[bronze moat]

1983 hacking baby!

[spiral condor]

if your talking about the one that makes the cabinet doors open when looting no

[bronze moat]

We old.

You ever use Fast Hack em’?

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/hackers-floppy-disks-quick-draw-hack-the-planet-hackers-movie-gif-26760814

[rose kestrel]

not wild enough, there is a crazier sponge video

[wide jungle]

Mods shrunk down to 25, time to make the switch to B42

[spiral condor]

i have the saw and hammer

[dim cloak]

idk then, since that was causing it for me earlier

[bronze moat]

Man. I WISH hacker culture became what we dreamed it would have become

[spiral condor]

maybe its universal containers or something

[dim cloak]

what are you trying to dissasemble

[spiral condor]

maybe its just a reload fix

[dim cloak]

doors need a screwdriver as well for example

[spiral condor]

first i noticed crates but then it was basically a lot of furniture

[hasty thistle]

My favorite thing I ever did was an edit to the original Oregon Trail so that I couldn't ever get dysentery.

[dim cloak]

hm

[spiral condor]

it doesent even show the disassemble function

like saying you dont have a screwdriver or something

[bronze moat]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/233740/Organ_Trail_Directors_Cut/

[wide jungle]

Alright, B42 here I come. Time to learn half the game all over again.

[dim cloak]

i assume b41... try disabling all container-related mods

[spiral condor]

b42

im gonna try reloading rn

[dim cloak]

same thing

[bronze moat]

I hacked ghostbusters for infinite money. Sooo hard of a game to upgrade your car and ghost vacuum before the game ends

[candid patio]

my dog walker seemed to teach my dog that its okay to shit on the sidewalk and i'm not happy about it

[spiral condor]

if that dont work im gonna disable the universal container

[dim cloak]

im going to sleep soon tho

[hasty thistle]

Don't think I played that one.

[bronze moat]

And of course DOOM.

I literally spend 3 periods a day at school doing NOTHING but DOOM and modding it

[rose kestrel]

use your slappyhands on them

[bronze moat]

It was on the atari 2600, commodore and Amiga back around 1985 ish

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fifth-element-bruce-willis-meatpopsicle-gif-26539117

[mystic meadow]

i did my ghostbusters time on a commie64

[hasty thistle]

My favorite ever game from that era was Zork.

[neat moat]

wait

holy shit

your status was a movie reference all along

[bronze moat]

I still have ZORK 1-3

[neat moat]

zork

[bronze moat]

DALLAS QUEST

[spiral condor]

i think reloading fixed it

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/peon-work-work-wc3-warcraft-peon-work-gif-27384068

stop poking meeeeee

[mystic meadow]

speaking of... i was just thinking of Impossible Mission and Boulder Dash the other day and thinking about finding a c64 emu

[bronze moat]

Hitchhickers guide to the galaxy back then was epic too

[bronze moat]

I BEAT MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

[mystic meadow]

so did i... YEARS later, on an emulator sometime around 1997 after i finally looked up the instructions 🙃

[bronze moat]

Part 2 is INSANELY EASY compared to part 1.

That’s one of those battle toad levels of hard games from that era

[bronze moat]

Yeah it’s soo insanely hard

[rose kestrel]

peon

[neat moat]

mid 20s? More like mid and 20

[bronze moat]

Pogo Joe is still my favorite game from that era

[mystic meadow]

as i kid i never actually knew wtf i was doing. once they explain the mechanics is clicked... result of 80s software piracy habits and no manuals 😄

[hasty thistle]

That game was so weird and wonky. Getting that stupid fish had me fuming.

[neat moat]

Dave you know about ai a bit yeah?

[bronze moat]

Seriously. I have around 500 discs of games for the c64. All pirated

[smoky marsh]

6 hours my steam deck record

[bronze moat]

neuromancer game I think is 4 discs long.

Soooo good

[smoky marsh]

I might lower the amount of zombies to low

[bronze moat]

Yeah.

[smoky marsh]

Too bad these saves arent on the cloud

Would be really fun to switch easily between pc and deck

[neat moat]

I've heard and know enough that, say, chat gbt isn't actually ai. Would it be more accurate to call it a scrapper? Harvests a lot of data and spits out a value

[bronze moat]

You can also tweak how fast they spawn.

Normal growth rate is roughly 5% per day to max pop.

So in rosewood yer gaining close to 100 new zombies EVERY DAY

[smoky marsh]

Damn, i might do that too

I forgot ab that

[hasty thistle]

Wait, backing up... you meant me??? I thought everyone knew that! I've used that same gif that you posted just so many times!

[neat moat]

alos why the agressive period 🥲

[neat moat]

haven't payed close enough attention I guess

[tender igloo]

yah i hope they add them laters

[smoky marsh]

I would modify respawn multiplier correct?

[hasty thistle]

🤣 Well, glad you're all caught up. 🤣

[bronze moat]

Truthfully it’s all semantics.

Most chat bots are NOT a.i. but we call them that.

So it depends on how you define artificial intelligence.

For me?

1- Does it have a neural net / ability to learn / adapt / analyze/ change?

2- Can it comprehend, compare and contrast data to form a conclusion?

If it’s just a glorified search engine, then for me, the answer is “No it’s not AI”

[burnt kite]

ima go sleep, gn chat

[rose kestrel]

i recommend the "change sandbox options after starting the game" mod which you can change several but not all options from ingame

[bronze moat]

Should be a setting for day until max pop and a growth modifer.

I forget exactly what they are in sandbox options

[neat moat]

I think I just would like it if we dispelled the idea that these programs are more than what they are. Id like if if we calmed them a more accurate term to counteract the false marketing

[smoky marsh]

So like over time i could gradually introduce myself to more zombies and make it harder over time

[rose kestrel]

gn Clownade

[smoky marsh]

Start is 1x peak is 1.5x and day is 28

so like .5 and 1 wouldnt be bad i dont think

Or .6 and 1.1

[rose kestrel]

you can walker faster than shamblers too

[smoky marsh]

I swear veteran is best occupation

I js found a pistol and rifle in my start home

[quartz light]

guys she said she loves creed am i locked

[rose kestrel]

Lebanon

[bronze moat]

Did you see the new ads for google AI?

There is a specific, planned, purposeful reason the ai images are talking about “are you just a prompt?” And fighting over things like “how dare you make me a bad prompt”.

These were conscious decisions made by the creators of A.I. to hit 3 specific markets:

1- the terminator people who fear AI is the end of the world. These ads scare the shit out of them.

2- AI lovers. The AI images can now walk and talk and act alive! Yay!

3- the luddites. Ew gross! Modern tech stealing jobs from artists, actors and creativity.

They hit the mark on all 3. Rage bait. AI simps, and philosophers / tech folk.

Took less than 24 hours for “prompt theory” tho go viral and become a meme.

This is intentional

[quartz light]

schizo ranting

[smoky marsh]

Bruh

Mid fight my controls stopped working and right stick didnt move my facing direction

[tender igloo]

what does that even mean

are you in a bathroom?!

[lilac quarry]

it's a gen alpha run

[quartz light]

perchance

[tender igloo]

oh chicken run!!

https://tenor.com/view/marilyn-manson-gif-18279654

[rose kestrel]

gen zygote

[lilac quarry]

one of the worst artists to date

0/10 historically

[quartz light]

yes

[tender igloo]

nuh uh

[lilac quarry]

yeah but that's ronny radke carrying marilyn

like usual

[tender igloo]

NO HE ISNT

lol

wtf

[lilac quarry]

cover artist, carried by others

marilyn manson isn't a real artist let's be HONEST

[quartz light]

(shows an ass song)

[pale berry]

Chat there's a flash flood warning if I die tell LoKiel he really is the canda

[icy vigil]

I want to make mexican rice

But i dont like bullion cubes

[neat moat]

me reading this art dork argument 🍿

[quartz light]

whats stopping you

[tender igloo]

lol :x

[icy vigil]

Makes me feel unskilled

Im literally gordon ramsey

[neat moat]

ur gonna be ass

its not about beinf perfect

it's about learning

[bronze moat]

I am a fan of Rosewood. It’s “my city” for Roxy.

Total pop on max is around 3,000 zeds, with 2,000 ish around the central city, market and residences.

Around half that spawns on day 1.

So math:

assume basic game has 1,500 zeds in total in rosewood on day 1 and gains around 100 per day.

Cut that in half, and you got 750 on day 1

[bronze moat]

Nopes. Rant of someone directly involved in AI and AI research.

[bronze moat]

+1 to your “Foxy Roxy likes you” score tally.

I say this AS an elder goth who saw Manson live more than once

[icy vigil]

Im also directly involved with AI (they have all of my personal data)

[bronze moat]

Last manson show was Slipknot + Manson.

Went to see manson.

Left a slipknot fan

[smoky marsh]

I havent made it past day 1 maybe i should change spawn?

[lilac quarry]

try everything

the core gameplay loop is learning how to get better as you figure it out

[tender igloo]

game is hard to master it took me forever

[lilac quarry]

I always recommend new players try to puzzle it out themselves because a majority of your playtime and fun comes from how you specifically learn to do things

there are MANY ways to do things and survive, and your own personal twist is what keeps you playing

[honest needle]

@olive ocean C:/Users/(your computer login)/Zomboid/Saves/ this was the path its in

[bronze moat]

1- dont give up. This game kills EVERYONE a lot.

2- learn from your deaths. If you do a thing over and over again and it does not work, change up.

3- living a week is a challenge. Keep at it

4- once you can survive a month you have officially graduated into top tier

[olive ocean]

Ah thank you @honest needle But it wasnt something saveable unfortunately. But it wont happen again lmao

[honest needle]

glhf!

[smoky marsh]

Genorator in spawn house is top tier, ig getting three guns is too

[onyx igloo]

did he just choke on his own spit

[neat moat]

does Roxy know how to code 🧐

[neat moat]

Im so hungry I could-

[barren loom]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-gif-14208555351614041511

[barren loom]

Aww no gif 😔

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[barren loom]

Lol

[bronze moat]

No. She’s focused on data searching, correlating, compressing, cross referencing, archiving.

If you mean my AI, she’s like a museum/wikipedia AI.

Chatbot Roxy is just a simple minded chatbot with a standard prompt written by me

[neat moat]

no-

I meant the character

[harsh vault]

you totally meant ai

[neat moat]

the zomboid rp one

[onyx igloo]

ITS JOHN MARSTON MICAH!!

[smoky marsh]

Why does it seem like i only spawn in two different houses in rosewood

[uncut apex]

Profession determines your spawn to a degree

If you’re always using the same one it would make sense

[smoky marsh]

Oh ok

Suggestions for builds? I havent changed that yet

[uncut apex]

Wdym

[smoky marsh]

Like traits and stuffs

Ive been going vet but my traits i think are wack

[uncut apex]

What’s your playstyle?

[smoky marsh]

I really havent played much but i like to explore, and collect cars

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-ena-dream-bbq-shaman-the-bathroom-but-of-course-gif-5675267848588634662

[smoky marsh]

My first goal is to survive long enough to take over the rosewood fire dept

[thin wedge]

THE BATHROOM

[smoky marsh]

Bc i know thats good

[uncut apex]

Vet is best if you’re planning to use guns

[smoky marsh]

Yes i love guns

[uncut apex]

Rosewood doesn’t have many if I remember

[bronze moat]

In my discord the zomboid RP chat is just us humans.

So that’s ME roleplaying as Roxy. That’s the point of the “roleplay chat”.

In general chat, the roxy and abby you can talk to are super simple chatbots.

Their model is the same as their character profiles. So roxy knows she’s in kentucky, in rosewood, in a zombie apocalypse.

She’s also programmed to always be nice, helpful, cute and flirty.

Is why she will offer to help you with a thing, even tho she has no ability to ACTUALLY help you

[smoky marsh]

Sometimes on spawn i get 3 or none

[uncut apex]

Lumberjack might be a better choice because you’ll get so many axes from the fire station

[smoky marsh]

I do have a mod for books for shooting and stuff like thst

[uncut apex]

Oh cool

[smoky marsh]

Yea i saw it and went hell ya

[neat moat]

does Roxy (the character) know how to play doom 🧐

[uncut apex]

I’m not certain what traits would be best for that

[neat moat]

actually did doom get released even

[uncut apex]

It’s been a while since I played

[neat moat]

NOOOOOO

[smoky marsh]

Ive been mainly going like fast reader fast learner

[uncut apex]

Those are good

[bronze moat]

Yes. Last server she had a copy of DOOM on her PC!

[smoky marsh]

And outdoorsman

[neat moat]

the apocalypse happened before doom could happen 😭

[smoky marsh]

But i think my down traits are bad

[uncut apex]

What do you have?

[neat moat]

Wait but doom came out on dismember

zomboid is in July

[bronze moat]

Yeah but. Games.

Her favorite is Sonic on Sega

[neat moat]

true

[smoky marsh]

I usually go like smoker and weak stomach (free points) and then some random bs because im in the red for points

[bronze moat]

That became her lore cause sonic and tetris hit more often to reduce her depression compared to other games

[uncut apex]

Sunday driver is a nice one. I find the speed reduction actually a buff at times

It’s easier to not crash with my horrible driving skills

[harsh vault]

pre releases?

[uncut apex]

But it’s only 1 point

[bronze moat]

All those copies of sonic on the floor? Click “play all” and she would marathon sonic until her unhappiness went away

[smoky marsh]

Is bad hygiene reversabel3?

I mean bad teeth

[neat moat]

bad teeth,

?*

is that a mod

[uncut apex]

IRL? I don’t think that’s in game

[smoky marsh]

Oh its the traits mod

[bronze moat]

There ARE mods for dental hygeine

[neat moat]

I think its the more traits mod

[smoky marsh]

Yea

[uncut apex]

I would imagine not. You can’t regrow teeth IRL

[neat moat]

well you tell me, can you grow more teeth as an adult?

[neat moat]

exactly

[harsh vault]

how many teeth do dogs have again

[smoky marsh]

Idk would anemic be goodv

[uncut apex]

what does it do? Give you pain when eating sweets? Doesn’t sound horrible to manage at first thought

[uncut apex]

I doubt it

[neat moat]

more than 2

[smoky marsh]

Give pain while eating, the bigger portions the more pain

[harsh vault]

imagine i only had 2 front teeth

[neat moat]

(usually)

[smoky marsh]

My aunts dog has 1

[uncut apex]

Sounds manageable

[neat moat]

refer to this comment for future reference

[smoky marsh]

May cause pain it says

[stiff geyser]

Mine has like three

[bronze moat]

Roxy has a LOT of VERY bad medical traits.

Keeping her alive is hard.

But I do that on purpose.

Pick traits on how you want to play the game. Taking bleeder means you WILL die from wounds super fast cause you bleed out.

So that means you have to apply first aid super fast or ded

[smoky marsh]

So i would be a lumberjack with bad teeth, a weak stomach, who smokes, but is a fast reader, learner, and outdoorsman? Or should i change job

[uncut apex]

Sounds good to me

[smoky marsh]

Im bad at bandages

[uncut apex]

You’d be good at axe combat

And just fast to learn stuff with manageable drawbacks

[neat moat]

hope she doesn't have kidney stones

[harsh vault]

i have you know i have a full set of teeth

[smoky marsh]

And when it comes to guns those books will be handy, i also got some for fitness and strength

[uncut apex]

Anyways I should probably go to bed now, considering I have exams tomorrow. Let’s see if I can sleep with my legs itching to hell and back

Good luck in pz

[smoky marsh]

Ill let you know, I was born without wisdom teeth

[onyx igloo]

well i suppose you aren't worthy of wisdom

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwi-gif-6178236974744511420

[neat moat]

puppers scares me

[onyx igloo]

(teeth)

[stiff geyser]

You ain't my dog

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-attack-magic-krill-fish-gif-16884928212482393629

[stiff geyser]

I only have two

[smoky marsh]

My parents are glad, so much on braces yet they wont have to spend a dime on tooths surgery

[thin wedge]

indeed

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1363690806942372052/1375225960970064024/vlc_UfyhGIaJ1N.gif

[honest aurora]

I was hoping for a sale for this game, but I didn't see one on the steam sales page. I have been wanting this game for a while, but I don't how if a $20 game is worth it. I enjoy these type of games, but wish I had a demo version before fully committing to it. Is this game still worth it or should I pray for a sale this summer.

[harsh vault]

im my own dog

[onyx igloo]

how it feels when i lightly tap the accelerator on my mother's toyota:

[stiff geyser]

I have two wisdom teeth that didn't cause any pain and didn't alter the structure of my mouth. I was blessed

[stiff geyser]

What

[icy vigil]

Fred who are you rizzing

[harsh vault]

yep you heard that right, i am my own dog

[stiff geyser]

Pirate it to test it and buy it once you can afford it uwu

The game not having a demo is truly problematic

[smoky marsh]

Check steam db it usually goes on sale for the different big onez but i cant remember how much

[stiff geyser]

It's a very niche game. There's no way to tell if you'll like it or not

[oblique stream]

How can you walk yourself then

[harsh vault]

what could the demo possibly be

[smoky marsh]

Cant lie before my cousin invited me to her steam family thats what i did

[onyx igloo]

what do i play

[harsh vault]

i have to give myself walks, and i get weird looks

[smoky marsh]

The tutorial + sum

[stiff geyser]

Small map

[bronze moat]

So avoid traits that would need that!

Personally my first 30+ characters were completly randomized.

I just jumped in, picked some random ass dude and tried to live

[onyx igloo]

my summer car or voices of the void

i feel like one but i don't know which

[stiff geyser]

Maybe the game won't let you continue a save after a week

[smoky marsh]

Honestly if thats all i had, i would play the shit out of it

No workshop access though

[stiff geyser]

My first ever character was a doctor in Muldraugh. I died in like three in game hours

[smoky marsh]

Vet in rosewood, 6

[honest aurora]

I have played a lot of sims style games and enjoy other zombie games such as 7 days to die. I just played those games and looking for something similar.

[bronze moat]

Steam refunds games if you have not played more than 5 hours.

Don’t pirate or promote piracy.

-kindly yours, a once software pirate

[smoky marsh]

Once? What are you now made of money?

[stiff geyser]

Isn't the steam limit 2 hours?

And 2 hours is stupidly low for zomboid

[smoky marsh]

Eh 2 days

[spiral condor]

bro i cant fucking dissasemble most furniture after fast forwarding while dissasembling one

IT JUST DOSENT FUCKING WORK

[stiff geyser]

I pirated Rimworld cause it was weird as fuck and I didn't have enough experience with games like that

I played like 10 hours and bought it

[spiral condor]

how do you see how close you are to levelling up in this serverrr

[smoky marsh]

I may or may not be in a piracy server idk

[spiral condor]

i want embed permss

[bronze moat]

You should never promote someone pirating zomboid. On. The. Official. Zomboid. Discord.

That’s a dum thing. Seriously

[stiff geyser]

Elaborate

[smoky marsh]

You shouldnt talk about stealing someones wallet in front of that person

Basically

[bronze moat]

You told him to pirate zomboid.

On the official zomboid discord.

That is dumb.

Does that elaborate things?

[icy vigil]

But what if i do anyway, to intimidate them

[stiff geyser]

I'm not providing any links. The person in question is saying they can't buy the game right now and aren't sure if they'll even like the game

[smoky marsh]

You would be the alpha, unless they are more powerful than you, like in this situation

[honest aurora]

Thats what im thinking. I just wanted it for a while and dont know if its worth waiting for another sale. Ive wait for a sale since last year and missed march and was hoping this sale would have it.

[icy vigil]

Im more powerful than TiS 👁️

[uncut apex]

I played votv for a while and enjoyed it. I don’t know it was a horror game until the first jumpscare

Ok I’m actually going to sleep now. Bye chat

[onyx igloo]

my summer car is also a horror game
you live in finland

[spiral condor]

bro how do you level up

[stiff geyser]

Talking

[spiral condor]

ive been chatting for a while but i dont even know how to get axe level and embed perms

[smoky marsh]

But you work on cars, the dream life. Working on your own cars for fun

[icy vigil]

Xp inflation

[onyx igloo]

true

true

[stiff geyser]

Peasants

[smoky marsh]

Oh

[spiral condor]

!rank

[prime thorn]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[smoky marsh]

What

[spiral condor]

HOW

[smoky marsh]

Brochacho level 1?

[rose kestrel]

no Ned Flanders?

[spiral condor]

idkfk

[stiff geyser]

Took a selfie. Felt cute. Might delete later

[smoky marsh]

Option 1 go to sleep before midnight, option 2 play till 5 am and wakeup at noon

[harsh vault]

never delete

[honest aurora]

welp. I guess ill just try again with another steam sale. Hoping the Summer sale has it. I wish there was a demo, but I guess ill never know.

[stiff geyser]

You might want to wait for B43 fr

[stiff geyser]

I'll get crucified for this

[smoky marsh]

If you want to see the most likely price, check steam db for the past sale price

[stiff geyser]

But currently, I see PZ as a glorified tech demo

[icy vigil]

He just like me fr

[honest aurora]

yeah. Ive actully checked and its still a bit much, but ill see what I can do.

[icy vigil]

Well actually, i just think it should leave the early access name

[ruby river]

what do you guys think the elder scrolls 6 is gonna be like

[rose kestrel]

since 2010

[stiff geyser]

I won't play it

[icy vigil]

so that we can finally diss it as a full game, and TiS cant hide behind the early access excuse

[rose kestrel]

Starfield Scrolls 6

[smoky marsh]

Oh and you were wondering why you shouldn’t talk about piracy, it almost stopped due to piracy back in like 2011 i think

[bronze moat]

Then watch gameplay vids.

If looks fun, $20 is more than worth it.

Helldivers is $40 and that is pulling 2.5 million players a week these days.

[ruby river]

do you think its gonna be more or less than $80

[icy vigil]

How so

[bronze moat]

coughs

[stiff geyser]

The thing I actually like about PZ is it's potential. I'm not in love with the current game. I can play for a while, sure, but I get bored before a month passes in game.
The gameplay loop is designed around the first month. Once you get past the first month, there's nothing to do

A lot of veteran players feel that way

[bronze moat]

More.

staff at microsoft is discussing a $100 - $150 price tag for the base game

[stiff geyser]

I'm hoping that NPCs will bring life to the game. Imagine the modding possibilities fr

[ruby river]

project zomboid is an amazing survival game thats even better with friends. Personally I have clocked 500 hours on it, but it's not for everyone. If you like survival games then definitely give zomboid a go

[stiff geyser]

I want a mod that adds every character from TWD as an NPC lmao

[ruby river]

hahahahaha who would pay $150 for a game

[bronze moat]

4,000 hours.

600+ was vanilla only.

YOU make the game.

Building a house can take weeks. Easily.

[rose kestrel]

gets stale, no real end game, high risk low reward gameplay if you deviate into wilderness or crafting instead of just looting

[smoky marsh]

Like the 2nd alpha release got put on 4chan and there was a button in the game that said like “update now” and it was tanking their money because when someone would press it, they would go to the servers which they had to pay money for so basically they lost sales and lost even more by paying for servers - watch this video for more in depth https://youtu.be/cdHzQupxK8M?si=JPCPM0hglYrkcu6O

[bronze moat]

You want a direct quote I overheard inside the campus?

Cause I used to have direct access

[stiff geyser]

Fr. Building a house Is the best part of the game. Personally, I do it in the mapping tools lmao

I must have more hours in the mapping tools than in the actual game

[icy vigil]

Sounds like a skill issue

But that was over a decade ago so little point mulling over

[bronze moat]

I was there during Skyrim Anniversary edition. Told a lot of people 6 months prior to it’s release date what the price would be.

Shortly after I left

[rose kestrel]

they are Indie Stone copied their bunker designs

[stiff geyser]

Also there's nothing to look forward to. A lot of survival games have some kind of goal or endgame

[smoky marsh]

But piracy was a big thing in the development of this and not in a good way

[stiff geyser]

My bunkers are better

[split osprey]

41 hours holy shit

[ruby river]

thats why i like b42. multiplayer is gonna be lit.

my only issue is that the crafting system is clunky and a lot of stuff is just generally tedious, but i could see myself making a whole medieval society with my friends

[stiff geyser]

The day of the dead bunker I made is a masterpiece, way beyond any vanilla bunker

[honest aurora]

Thank you for the help. I can't afford the game with all the extra work at my job, but hope to see a sale soon. I do have free time, but I would like to spend it with a game that I can trust.

[stiff geyser]

Well, my friends got bored after we got a society going on in west point lol

What's the point if we have electricity, walls and jobs in a zombie game? Lmao

I was the carpenter fr

[rose kestrel]

that what they said about b41, b40, etc

[stiff geyser]

Can't wait for B48

I love Poland

[ruby river]

most people are waiting for b42 multiplayer anyways

[stiff geyser]

I'm waiting for horses

I'll give the game a chance if they add horses

[chilly bramble]

how do i craft rain collector? I'm lvl 4 carpentry but I dont see it in my crafting list

[rose kestrel]

hopefully the new hired dev makes procedual generation a thing for Zomboid for more replayability

[ruby river]

you cant have generators permanently anymore

all generators permanently decay over time

also you can make loot more scarce over time

[stiff geyser]

I'll mod my own generators then

[rose kestrel]

they will make us use windmills, treadmills, hamster wheels for power in the next update

[icy vigil]

Who

[ruby river]

"this game is so boring because we have electricity"
"b42 makes it harder to get electricity"
"what? this is unacceptable. i must mod this"

[rose kestrel]

the one who worked on Minecraft procedual gen

[bronze moat]

I have walled off the entire city of rosewood

Three. Times.

[icy vigil]

But who

[smoky marsh]

Aye steam deck users whats your performance settings

[stiff geyser]

Smh

[bronze moat]

House powered by cute goth girl? Sign me up

[stiff geyser]

I wish

We also need horses for transportation

[icy vigil]

For horsepower

[stiff geyser]

And alternative ways of keeping meat fresh

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-horse-gif-10664029143539029928

[stiff geyser]

If you want to make cars and generators break over time, fine, but give me an alternative

[honest aurora]

before I go. Are there any giveaway keys for this game before waiting for a sale? It would be nice to at least try my luck on getting something I've been waiting to purchase.

[rose kestrel]

cant remember but they hired them last year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPOhM59UPqM

[smoky marsh]

Is 8 watts tdp and 1ghz gpu too low?

[rose kestrel]

working on procedual gen

[icy vigil]

O i thought it was a new one like 1-2 months ago

[bronze moat]

Zomboid is low on resources.

The game is all about data, looking up and updating data.

so that means CPU and RAM

[icy vigil]

Steam deck?

[smoky marsh]

Yes

[rose kestrel]

maybe thats it then

[smoky marsh]

Im trying to go cordless for a bit so to conserve battery

[icy vigil]

I dont think you should care for most games since its at 720p anyway

[onyx igloo]

what is this new computer in votv

it its very strange

[tender igloo]

mines just default

but i usually play it in bed plugged in n stuff

[rose kestrel]

house powered by Conan Wheel of Pain

[smoky marsh]

Fair

[bronze moat]

I use solar power mod

[smoky marsh]

W

One of the first i installed

[smoky marsh]

Some games actually require you to, in beamng it give you a notification “not plugged in”

[bronze moat]

Conan likes this message

[candid patio]

if the only places you could live were anywhere in america or anywhere in canada, where would you live and why?

us territories like guam also count

[ruby river]

we need to have a preservation bin that you can put ice in to keep food frozen, you can collect ice when its freezing outside

[bronze moat]

My survivors are roxy -burglar, abby -electrician and arnie -axeman.

They make up my trio of survivors. Makes for a good long term survival crew

[potent sphinx]

where would i go to ask if any server sre recruiting? ive seen a couple rp servers but tbh they look not very appealing

[last spoke]

The SteamDeck can run Helldivers 2 on battery for 2 hours, it shouldn't have any issues with PZ for a few

[tender igloo]

oh wow really? i had no idea lo

[candid patio]

this is a really cool statistic.

[smoky marsh]

Bruh my errors keep going up exponentially

[rose kestrel]

bury it in a container in the swamps like ancient people did

[last spoke]

Absolute shitbox graphics settings, I will mention, but like, it runs and counts as playable

[smoky marsh]

It says its agrostar

[last spoke]

Thoughts on the stratagem inputs?

Pardon the screen, hadn't actually used it in a while and didn't have a cloth at hand. It's clean now, dw

[icy vigil]

Or just salt

[rose kestrel]

that reflection

[icy vigil]

Salted meat

Mmmmmm

[thin wedge]

we gonna salt you

[last spoke]

Your concerns have been addressed already.

[rose kestrel]

jerky

[thin wedge]

chicken jerky

[icy vigil]

Joerky

[rose kestrel]

steam deck?

[bronze moat]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[rose kestrel]

jerkmate jockey

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-fucking-had-it-with-you-steam-deck-valve-steam-gif-26027839

[smoky marsh]

Guys am i lucky asf i got how to use generators in my spawn hone

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-minecraft-chicken-jockey-gif-14100234540680655882

[last spoke]

Yes, that was the whole topic of this conversation

[ruby river]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241960395594530838/1312591936263290890/attachment.gif

[last spoke]

Leading up to looking at my stratagem input settings on the deck

[thin wedge]

man @vague thicket probably doesn't touch her deck anymore

probably fingerprint free

[last spoke]

I used ours the other day at work to keep track of the Helldivers ARG

[ruby river]

:3

[loud pumice]

Touch your steamdeck fellas

[quaint mortar]

you first

[rose kestrel]

looks alright

[rose kestrel]

Helo neighbor?

[rose kestrel]

can't i have a cone on my head for that reason

[last spoke]

Just double check the trackpad behaviour

[bronze moat]

Did you install no more zone checks like I mentioned in chat earlier?

[smoky marsh]

Yes

[thin wedge]

we gonna touch yours

[smoky marsh]

I deleted it so whatever

[rose kestrel]

your R key doesn't have directional input? I am so sorry

[thin wedge]

it gonna be covered in fingerprints and gamer gunk

[smoky marsh]

Looked like farming equipment so

[bronze moat]

Did you READ the mod page which I also said “important” to do?

[last spoke]

That's not a key

That's a trackpad

The right trackpad

[bronze moat]

Delete the no more mod check mod.

Boot up a new solo game. Errors from agrostar should not pop up.

[rapid sapphire]

Is there any way to consistently get a car going other than picking burglar for hotwire? I don't really want to go burglar as I prefer the bonuses of lumberjack, but any run that doesn't get a car within the first 2-3 days is just such a slog, and I feel like I'm wasting so much time.

[smoky marsh]

It just breaks agrostar thats all

I deleted it so idc

[last spoke]

🟣Keep an eye out for keys that spawn on the ground near cars.
Once you learn where to look, you'll start to wonder why hotwiring is even an option

[rose kestrel]

just 4D astral project the rest of the inputs for the stratagem

[bronze moat]

Search every car for keys.

See a car at a house. Search the house for a key.

See a car at spiffos? Search inside spiffo’s.

Odds are CLOSE to 5% that a vehicle will have keys nearby. So roughly 1 of every 20 cars.

Burglar just makes it guaranteed cause you can hotwire and get a car on hour 1 of day 1

HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS

Do it for them.

[rapid sapphire]

Is the 5% boosted by lucky trait?

[icy vigil]

No

[harsh vault]

hai shark

[rapid sapphire]

Damn, that's pretty rough odds considering a bunch of cars are on the verge of engine failure. Thx for the tips though

[icy vigil]

Ender where is your starter town

[bronze moat]

Should be. But I’m also likely wrong on the ACTUAL spawn rate of car keys.

I’ve just never not found at least 2-3 working cars with keys in every city

[icy vigil]

Depending on the town, you can rush areas with minimal zombies to roll for easy to find cars with keys

Muldraugh has the south intersection, rosewood has the drive-in theater

[bronze moat]

If you have a hard time spotting keys, turn on your foraging. The icon will pop up for a key nearby

[rapid sapphire]

Yeah I've been doing that, I've been able to find keys it's just inconsistent and I was wondering if I could be boosting that consistency. I didn't know keys could spawn in houses so that's helpful

[spiral condor]

e

[spiral condor]

no wonder im not level 10 you get like 2 xp per chat

[spiral condor]

???

[icy vigil]

Its xp inflation

Didnt used to be like this

We need to overthrow the powers that be

[spiral condor]

e

[spiral condor]

this is confusing xp

[ivory grail]

there a time limit

you can only get xp every minute

and typing e won't work

[spiral condor]

your telling me 1 E gets me 2 xp but another gives me 1 xp

[stable oar]

how is 1000/1350 less than 25%?

[spiral condor]

whats the best way to grind then

just copypasting a part of a dictionary

?

[stable oar]

f

[ivory grail]

no

there a time limit and it doesn't really care how long or short the message is

[rose kestrel]

1 message every minute is the only way

[ivory grail]

you just gonna be active

[icy vigil]

Best way to grind is to get on the admins good graces

[spiral condor]

so what your saying is just type every minute and pray you get more than 1 xp

[ivory grail]

yup

[stable oar]

thats why i dont understand this types of systems, it encourages spam

[spiral condor]

this rank system fucking reeks

[bronze moat]

Or. Try this: don’t spam. Hang out. Chat. Participate.

Do that long enough and you’ll level up!

PRO TIP BY ROXY #69

[loud pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-plush-plushie-throwing-skateboard-gif-7910048649713690274

[spiral condor]

i get it but it is a pretty anoyying way to get xp (i think theres a sleepy guy on the side of your picture)

[quaint mortar]

that medkit looks like scp:cb one
but it isn't
</3

[bronze moat]

That’s another player. They leave behind an avatar when logged off the server.

And yes “sleeping”’on the couch

[bronze moat]

It kinda is tho. Mod that delays infection for 7 days

[quaint mortar]

o.O

scp-500 when

[ivory grail]

Alright I'm going to bed i'm tired

[bronze moat]

So NOT medkits. Those are samples of zombrex we gathered for a campaign on my server looking for a cure

[quaint mortar]

goodnight sleepy boy

[spiral condor]

i realized this a day or so ago but theres somehow 0 tf2 weapon mods

[bronze moat]

Oh, you mean Greg!

[quaint mortar]

who's greg

I only know eric

[bronze moat]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3336678560

[quaint mortar]

wtf,,

[spiral condor]

gregs the guy with the crotch crusher as a way to contain him right

[quaint mortar]

yes

femur crusher*

[bronze moat]

I prefer the jump scare only one tho.

My server calls him Greg

Greg is nice

This is the REAL GREG

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3048965755

[tender igloo]

does it have skin

[bronze moat]

He just shows up to scare you. Otherwise harmless.

Audio is EPIC

[harsh vault]

since when was there SCP's in pz

[quaint mortar]

that's fun

[quiet siren]

There's a mod for bonelab that lets you build your own AR... I regret everything.

[bronze moat]

He scared the shit out me popping up right as I had roxy finish a shower and come out of the bathroom

[quaint mortar]

xd

what a creep

[bronze moat]

Yeah, but he’s harmless.

I worked it into the whole role-play thing, so he’s just some creepy guy who does zombies don’t attack.

I just make it a habit of yelling at him and saying “Dammit Greg” Whenever he spawns

[smoky marsh]

New record 11 hrs

But lumberjack literally spawned me no where near axes

[bronze moat]

Already getting better!

[smoky marsh]

It felt way longer i swear

[bronze moat]

My record for fastest death was a dude who looked just like whole Colgan. Including the yellow T-shirt.

I grab some food, the frying pan, stepped outside my front door and died

[smoky marsh]

Lol

Is the mini map a mod or what because some times i have it and some times i dont

[bronze moat]

That’s actually got me addicted to this game. I died so often that I dedicated myself to trying to live.

My first death with my now Peter, Carter Roxy also affected me emotionally.

That’s a legitimate risk with his game. After you survive a while you’ll get attached to your little SIM survivor.

[smoky marsh]

Ou its a sb option

[mortal nebula]

Will I lose my b42 unstable save when b42 releases

Or will it update

Idk how this shit works

[smoky marsh]

Should I try to go fire fighter and spawn at the fire station?

[bronze moat]

Mini Map Is in your options

[smoky marsh]

I might try that

[bronze moat]

That does not guarantee where you spawn.

However, firefighters do increase damage with axes and also swing faster

And the fire department almost always has at least one axe.

[smoky marsh]

Oh and it gives me driving skill yippe

[smoky marsh]

Ah ok, but theres a chance

[bronze moat]

Or just make your way to it if you Spawn nearby.

If you spawn inside the police station, you almost always get a key to the police station. That means you can unlock the gun room in the back.

[rapid sapphire]

Fire is so overpowered wtf, I just used a single molotov to cook 80+ zombies

factories mine now ig

[smoky marsh]

Wait i was js gonna say i spawned inside an office building

[rose kestrel]

now imagine those burning zombies sprinting

[bronze moat]

Highlight a key that’s on your key ring. See the doors around you light up? I was telling you that the key that you have works on those doors.

[smoky marsh]

Policez

[rapid sapphire]

I was in a car, but that'd be hard to get the molotov off safely lmao

[smoky marsh]

I dont have a key

[bronze moat]

That’s odd. Usually always get a key to the house you spawn inside.

I always Base up in one of the houses in Rosewood. That’s the spawn house. So new players at roughly 1 and five chance of popping up directly in my Kitchen

[rose kestrel]

now imagine bandit NPCs shoot your tires out

[bronze moat]

Roxy got shot in the chest while driving a truck with the entire population of Rosewood following her.

That was from a military helicopter flew over

[smoky marsh]

So is there no way to get into the back without a sledge then?

Uh a police semi thing is in the back

Mod i assume

[bronze moat]

All doors take damage. So it’s just a matter of how long you’re willing to wait.

It may take 200 hits with a baseball bat, for example, so you’re gonna break a weapon before the door breaks.

Crowbars Will let you do more damage over time

[smoky marsh]

I have common sense installed, wouldnt that let me pry it open if i get a crowbar?

[bronze moat]

I don’t think it works on security doors

[smoky marsh]

Oh

SEMI HAS FUEL W900 SWAT HAS FUEL AND KEY YIPPE

My first car : D

[rose kestrel]

they thought Roxy was John Carpenter's The Thing

[bronze moat]

Call feature of that mod, is the military won’t shoot at you if you’re wearing military gear.

And I have a really cute outfit that is flagged as military clothing lol

[bronze moat]

You ever see the Alternate ending?

[tiny pecan]

multiplayer when?

[smoky marsh]

Where is the fire dept relative to the police station

[rose kestrel]

I think so

[oblique stream]

are you banned from pz map

https://b42map.com/

[young kelp]

Probably is

It's like infront

[bronze moat]

Is where a wolf runs away from the camp the morning after.

Director removed it to keep the real ending more vague

FEEDING SPIFFO 2.0 SNACKS

[smoky marsh]

The one i was on was terrible and the thing didnt work

I died after 8 hrs

But i got my first car with gas so

Thats a plus

I might join an online server

[oblique stream]

Oh

You are on b41

https://map.projectzomboid.com/

[smoky marsh]

Should i try b42? Or no because i have a ton of mods and idk if they would run on 42

[restive pollen]

I’m so hype I’m getting an hsp

[dire glade]

Heh uh does anyone know how to uh erm sprint on uh windows 11

Kinda uh stuck on tutorial

[smoky marsh]

Shift

I think

[dire glade]

That’s just the uh basic run

[smoky marsh]

Oh left alt

[icy vigil]

hsp?

[dire glade]

Yeah but uh

How do you uh

Left alt

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-mcqueen-pull-off-your-skin-pull-off-ur-skin-funny-gif-1820923432304501617

[stable oar]

[smoky marsh]

I got bit, im dead right

[stable oar]

your cooked

[smoky marsh]

Is k my self an option and not getting bit by them

[young kelp]

What?

[dire glade]

Drink bleach

So you don’t turn into one of them

When you die

[icy vigil]

you'll turn regardless

bleach wont stop it

one way to stop it is to burn yourself but thatll may you lose your stuff

[stable oar]

disrobe and then run into the fire

[icy vigil]

a right

[smoky marsh]

Got to the popo station already

Good start? Im starting to learn the map

[stable oar]

running straight to the police station is stupid

[restive pollen]

Delicious Aussie meal

[warm atlas]

Ah yes

mayo drenched chicken

[smoky marsh]

Found a car with 83.3% condition

Holy

93% full of gas it says

[restive pollen]

No

[harsh vault]

hi chat

[restive pollen]

Garlic aoli, lamb, chicken, barbecue sauce, and spice

Delicious

[warm atlas]

Floofie

[warm atlas]

I see

[restive pollen]

Search up hsp

Or halal snack pack

Iconic meal here

[harsh vault]

@warm atlas why block the floof??

what did i do...

[warm atlas]

I shall explain

[harsh vault]

you may

in dms preferably

[stable oar]

hear me out

[icy vigil]

This is heaven

[smoky marsh]

Is there anywhere i can find the key to the police station? B41

[stable oar]

you can find it on zombies

[smoky marsh]

The police zombies,

I assume?

[stable oar]

no

[smoky marsh]

Just any zombie in the area or what

[stable oar]

if you kill a zombie inside a building it has a chance to drop the key to that building

[smoky marsh]

Oh

Okay

I did not know that

[stable oar]

but you can also just smash the security door with an axe

[tender igloo]

Ok but look lol

[neat moat]

In a vc mood but no one to vc with

feels bad man

[thin wedge]

the life of ghoti

its so hard be an alpha sigma

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[smoky marsh]

Bro i was having the best run evrr snd got bit

[polar kernel]

hey be nice to him

[polar kernel]

is he bothering you queen? 🐺❤️

[neat moat]

go away 4'8

[polar kernel]

why does the number continuously get lower

[smoky marsh]

Should i turn off bitten infections

[neat moat]

not sure 4'7

[smoky marsh]

okay then…

[harsh vault]

cough cough me

im vc worthy

[rapid sapphire]

What are the most important things to be getting from Factories/warehouses? I know sledgehammers are pretty important, and I know to not bother with wood, but what else besides the obvious like axes

[icy vigil]

duct tape wood glue

nails

[harsh vault]

shark!

[tender igloo]

If you think itll help you enjoy the game go for it

Losts people do

[thin wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950766645549363271/1366658300736962601/RDT_20250428_2311594655333699986991126.gif

[icy vigil]

where?!

[harsh vault]

puppers -w-

shark

do you think puppers will give me an unblocking for my crimes 2 years ago

[thin wedge]

yes daddy

[tender igloo]

Nobill

[thin wedge]

Ya keep talk about bill person idk who they are

[tender igloo]

Its a bird

[harsh vault]

bart

[thin wedge]

spell icup rite now

[harsh vault]

i c u p

[icy vigil]

j o e

[thin wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/974885341808984104/1280443874568835073/attachment_1.gif

[tender igloo]

Fuk

Hell nah lol

[harsh vault]

floof core?!

[thin wedge]

the floofiest

[icy vigil]

y delet

[harsh vault]

yippe!

[smoky marsh]

It actually worked oml

1st one too

[icy vigil]

embrace uhhh, whatever joe meant

[tender igloo]

No lol

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mamegoma-seal-seals-cute-my-boyfriend-gif-311688874902615180

[icy vigil]

i want to get back to crochet 😔

but im too addicted to videogames

and rimworlds about to get a new DLC

[bronze moat]

Kickin' butt in the hollow!

[smoky marsh]

Well i did it

I conquered the fire dept

[toxic hawk]

Ellen buff

Ellen buff

[naive flicker]

No pulchra, boooring

Guys i swear I'm not a furry

[merry lake]

You can recharge car batteries by leaving the engine running right?

[toxic hawk]

Caught

This going in your folder

[bronze moat]

Ellen eepy

[neat moat]

yo dave

[bronze moat]

Pulchra pets her own tail!

[bronze moat]

yo fishy

[neat moat]

are you heading to bed?

[bronze moat]

Nope! about to helldive. It's midnight. I don't sleep for 5 hours

maybe 8

squids need stompin

[neat moat]

are you up for a vc?

[bronze moat]

Can't going live

[neat moat]

fair

[bronze moat]

Feel free to hang in chat

[gilded bridge]

Charges by driving

[gilded bridge]

It's okay, we all have our dirty pleasures

[smoky marsh]

How do i pick furniture up

[half kettle]

Spend 6 hours in the outdoors

and then do crochet

I'm going to spend 12h outside today, travel to new regions and discover the map around me

[signal sigil]

can someone

explain what the fuck is going on

i had my respawns off

and yet- after few days of staying indoors and recovering

i walked down to first floor just to find it SWARMED with zombies

[half kettle]

Zombie migration.

[signal sigil]

and i know they didnot migrate or anything.

[half kettle]

Is this b41 or b42

[signal sigil]

i cleared fire station and i was resting and healing on 2nd floor. every single zombie

i saw when i walked down 1st floor

was wearing firefighter uiforms

despite killing so many i would click Q and honk and no zombie would come

it was totaly cleared

[signal sigil]

B41

zombie respawn hours set to 0

[half kettle]

Oh thats the problem

You're meant to set it to a large number.