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theyre more popular than the meat versions cause theyre so fucking good
a fish with morals
fair
would you have a pet cow then?
uppy you can barly pay our child support pls stop π
I would want a pet chicken. I've always wanted one. seriously
i dont want a pet animal
define what a pet is
is a pet a companion or property
both?
companion
what kind of pet would you want, if it's not an animal?
pet rock
i already am my own pet
only pet she wont kill
maybe
i knew a guy who killed someones pet
i was thinking plant. like a venus fly trap
purposely?
I had a professor who killed a dog from sheer rage
ye
i would be more concerned if you said he wasn't
wierd is... not the word i would choose...
he told me he did it cause he didnt like the person and wanted to torment them
fucked
ew
you torment the person not thier kids
thats not very cash money
alcohol and depression
that fuels a serial killer inside them
indeed
i would wake up to him standing there lmao
maybe he was making sure you didnt have bad dreams
bruh call your emergency number
i was still a boy idk hes probably dead or in jail
or he made sure he did
mean
wait he killed someones pet as a child?
yes
why do i feel so comfortable wearing a full face cover
dahmer activities
so it was probably before emergency numbers were invented
wat
i remember him cause he was an insane mouth breather
explain
i would have probably tried to square them up and die in a ditch as a consequence
explain what
your dad killed someone's pet??
reread
no
lmao, a kid that moved into my neighbourhood
loki always jumping into conclusions
bruh
my dad just told me about what happened when he suddenly moved again
wait stink, you invited that kid to your house?
i have a feeling he got caught doing something
yeah
why
Once saw a kid kill a kitten, or cat couldn't tell
he was new
then he slept over like a few times and we drank beer and he told me about it
just out on the street?
no it was like after school program thing
where is the discount in honor of the festival ?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
k time to attempt to expose this bot
I dont know how they did it but they kept beating it with a dodge ball
Like bounding it off them
a dodge ball on a cat..
they were dead when I knew what was up

spoiler: he's gonna fall for it
lol no
I was very young like 7 so I dont remember or knew thr details
even if i did I don't have money to give them
what child thinks they should harm a cat, its not even funny or amusing
thats what I thought
im glad we both have whack experience with childhood animal abuse
really makes you go 
did they get in trouble atleast?
Well the difference is at least the kid had consequences I think
only after murdering 30 women
bro just wait a day
phew thank god i wasnt on the hit list
Yeah I didnt remember that till you spoke of the dog lmao
thats all i know
dog killing 
the kid has got to go
dont kill the fellow puppys
I've never experienced childhood animal abuse, I was just almost drowned to death
I have no idea where that guy ended up
Kids are cruel.
wat
if only leon was there
cruel is one thing, evil is another
he couldve saved you
did you fall in or did someone try to drown you
and im very in touch with my inner child
Seriously. My Boy Scout troop tried to "teach me how to swim" by kicking me into the deep end
My dadxwas the only one to try and save me
i hate boy scouts
did you die
I could physically feel the anger coming from him
thats how i learned how to swim my uncle chucked me into a river off a boat
aussies sound harsh
thats good at least
not evne uncle. friends.
he was protective of you
That was the Boy Scouts back in the day.
I made eagle.
People today would FREAK realizing a 16 year old kid was led 2 miles away from camp and left alone to survive in the woods for 72 hours
at the time tho, i thought he was mad bc i didn't learn to swim
well i did learn how to swim
classic tasmanian upbringing
destroyer thought everyone was out to get him
I still never learned to swim (properly) btw
wait didnt kids die
WHAT
you gotta get on that
swimming is the best
probably
cant believe people dont know how to swim thats like an important life skill man
swimming is peak
Protect Your SEAF allies!
(Also, we beed to be able to keep them π₯°)
21.3K likes, 171 comments. βWhy Can't I?!?!?!?! Special Thanks to The Strider Of Valor and the SESF Ranger Camp: https://discord.gg/rangercamp SEAF Girl ripped from Halo Reach Models based on rips provided by the Helldivers Archive Discord Community VA by kbug523β
yeah it's pretty crucial
also babies can innately swim so
if you can't swim you're inferior
i learned how to swim on my own
yeah are you weaker and worse than a baby
if they're traumatized they get a pass imo
Can't rn. too out of shape, no pools or bodies of water near me (that are free)
ah swimming is insane cardio tho
kids are cruel jack
or legal to enter
and i love mi-
good way to lose weight and increase total body muscle tone
the voices are telling me to shoot, but my soul refuses
how do you live somewhere where there are no standing bodies of water
leon!!!
WHAT
@neat moat does swimming count as walking for you because ur a fish?
help me leon!!!
i like biking
downside : ass hurts from seat
you stole my line
im so hungry i could
πββοΈ
drink it
Middle of Indiana
exist in it
WATER WORLD
eat an onion?
inhale water
trust me
or watch life of pi the movie
does flying count as walking for birds? Does digging count as walking for moles?
are there no rivers near you
i actually have. kinda
id rather watch waterworld over life of pi
no
wow
only stagnant water
these are the thoughts we ponder on
whats that like
parasites π
the answer is no
sucks. Might be moving to Georgia bc of my dad's job tho
cholera :D
wicked get lost in the ocean
oh wow moving to a new country is exciting
but a philosopher would write a book about that proving yes
you should specify
norovirus π£οΈ
I hate it
I wish it was the country tho
his daughter is his clone
whats her number
mitosis
@toxic hawk lordofthegame left pzcord :c
meiosis
420-666-6969
nice one mate
holy shit
i have questions
what in the world
unholy piss
yeah she's HUGE
anglo saxon warrior type build
she's built like a shark
dudes shorts are not hiding anything 
Brianne of tarth
LMAO
see you got that enhanced optic implant I never would've noticed
gay buff
are sharks built tough?
yeah
my blahaj is cuddly and cute not muscular
built different
sharks are strong
gr
sharks are not beating the allegations
why hammerhead sharks kinda fall off used to be a top 5 shark
ur blahaj is all muscle under the cuddly fluff
but, he said he was a weakling...
The only YT merch I own
and it's a plush
they've been working out when you weren't looking
HE LIED TO ME
then how is it squishy
im breaking up with him
lies, he's just waiting for an opportunity to mog you
?
it's a stupid manosphere phrase
if i see my blahaj mogging i may be thinking im in the matrix
it's basically a type of flexing
ahh i see
one-upping another man
yep.
hai birb
also, hai floof!
yeah im mogging all of you
i missed u
missed you too <3
nothing says "im a secure man" that hyperfocusing on every single part of your body and constantly trying to prove your worth
that exudes confidence
ikr lmao
lol
im craving goldfish
moggy < Muggy
its really muggy today
memories of eating goldfish always remind me of the stale ones
except the flavor blasted ones
I used to get those when I was a kid
the robot is the only thing that has the most normal addiction in that game
they were yum back then
i know.
so true
do you know about the Barry DLC?
well, would a caffeine addiction be weird in that year?
no bc it not an official dlc thar exists
idk actually...
barry deez nuts in you- 
nuka-cola addiction maybe
true
i've heard. (never played FO1 or 2 myself but ik the lore for the most part)
I gottem btw
20 min, no response
1984
@toxic relic you still didnt give me your opinion on the movie 1984,is it as good as the book?
oh and one more question
it almost always is
i been pushing off dredd, is it worth?
pushing off?
hmmm
i heard it was like the the raid
Guys do u know when build 42 will become mp?
will read the comic
nope
when someone tells you they love you and they mean it
π¦

Not cool dudeππΌ
btw what is that symbol
looks like a rune
uhmm
judge dredd seems so pro american
Its the S from british
how lmao
From Berserk
it satirises america and the uk as well as something else i cant say
how do i have that font tho
on mobile
Copy paste
true
copy pasta
creepypasta
thing is it only shows as a box on pc
Creepypasta
When sale on Zombie fest, who knows?
not for me
be original π
might be Linux thing
hm
might be your alphabet
also dude. stop asking
Brother, nobody is going to know other than the developers, stop asking here
Yo twins whats yall longest save?
I talked to them about it, they're aware.
but are they self aware
leon is sitting in bed with nasko rn
- twins?
- i think 2 months
and counting
are they dating
But how to ask within developer
omg
stink
cuuute
no no no, the ones above naskar
if they are aware probably won't be on sale or maybe in a few days
Like brothers
you can't, I talked to them about it
ah yeah true
yes?
Ok, if sale been, pla chat
your fan fics arent welcome here
mine?
What are the fictions about?
im not the one who started this lore
arent you fan ficcing about you and uppy?
Is it awesome blood running gunning stories?
The most kills i did was like 5k in less than a month
yea
yeahhh
this is different because my story has depth
heavily modded?
doubt it but ok
wait, if you are both dudes, who got pregnant 
the only times ive read fan fiction was because i hated the plot of a media but liked the setting so many fanfics do have action and such
- I don't think so
it has happened in the past
ghoti is girl?
i think
zomboid 100% sale
that your steam?
would be a dollar and 50 cents for me
its whats in your profile
when did the ghoti come out as girl?
curious
wtf lol
ok that pfp kinda funny
what about my steam profile
this is why i check profiles 
stink
what
how do you pronounce my name
its the average rust player
Got em without the m
i just think of you as fish guy
close enough
i pronounce your name as goatee
get a better joke!
the terrible excuse for humour that is the backstory of your user
I pronounce it as Goady tbh
at least you've heard of me
if your user is based off the joke, are you the joke?!
its even in my bio
i dont really understand the joke still
maybe im not humorous
the fish is pronounced fish
Fish..
fish the fish
Ishmael
Is there a way for me to port/fork the Anomalous Storms mod to B42?
god im hilarious
clearly we aren't 4th dimensional enough to understand
gh (as in trough) o (as in women) ti (as in combustion)
so you are woman?
where fish in that
the gh at the end of, like, "tough" sounds like an F sound
people often pronounce "women" as wimen
and, like, yk the "tion" suffix has a "sh" sound in there
I'm such a god for explaining a joke I only just now understand
smh
women π
insert that one TF2 gif
i dont like women
i prefer the men
genuinely depends on my mood
βWomenβ
the most deranged message
there are many sentences that provide the word women
in a context
we would probably need more details in order to understand as to what your speaking
Gay lol
if english is too much thinking
true
how is it gay

its not sadly
why not
why do you want it to be gay

maybe
Guys just lost my 3 months old save
you shouldn't, friendo
The only reason i wouldn't eliminate myself. is for the poor bastard that has to clean after me

unlucky


Happy memorial day everyone!
Can you check your DMs friend?
whats that
Its an american holiday that we celebrate to remember fallen soldiers
American holiday honoring dead military personel
Well it's easy for me not to
Independence?
No
Thats independence day
its diffrent gotcha
cant just leave a guy on the floor like that
The lord up above
my landlord isnt cool like that
you seem like a tarkov player and a wonderful dayz player
you earn my respect
I am both thank youπ
then i like you already
Yes, rip
:3
You got the ideaπ
i did
i have always stuck with the "be nice" lingo
personally I think being good is more important than being nice
More people in this world need that mentality
but there is a good deal of overlap
Indeed there is
Thats why im super nice until someone takes advantage of that
π
if you ever want to play with me feel free to dm
am a loner pretty much when playing games
I definitely will! You play tarkov or dayz at all?
i have 1600 hours on dayz and 300 on tarkov
Sounds like youll be my first sherpaling
I really need to get into tarkov again
Nope.
I have never heard of anyone dying doing the "Order of the Arrow".
Yes you do
@harsh vault ive applied to be an unofficial sherpa in the SOG disc, i have about 1200 hours in tarkov id love to play with you
yipee
what about zomboid
not much
there are 17 milk bottles on the ground. 3 of them have poison
You are a cashier and you must sort it out.
Do your yob
Sounds good to me
fren!
People in 2025 would look at 1990 and think life was unhinged.
Heck, in 1985 I was a kid under age 10, with 2 friends also under age 10 Unsupervised for the entirety of Halloween.
We wandered the neighborhood for multiple square miles, with a wagon and pillow cases askign for candy until at least 6 am.
So from 6 pm to 6 am the next day, a trio of 3 kids wandered around looting candy.
We came back with at least 6 pillow cases full
guys in b46 there will be owners manuals in the gloveboxes of vehicles
kids under 10 being out all night uptill 6am?
ok that is more of a deadly example lol
too early to ask.
indev
And I was NOT a latchkey kid or anything. That was in Utah in the heart of "Mormon country".
The late 80's that was life.
Used to play hide and go seek for HOURS and we made rules on limits of what streets we could hide in. No backyard or home was out of bounds.
So very literally, a mother could be in her kitchen then suddenly see a squad of 8 and 10 year old kids screaming and running through her back yard and hopping fences to hide from whoever was "it"
i wasnt asking im hoping im a pysche
for why
why not
like what would you want it to bring to the game
lmao i suppose it was fun but i feel like 9pm would be a better time
12 would be a strech but all night till 6am, not confined to a certain space, free to roam dark suburban areas and alleyways?
thats like beggin for trouble lol
@halcyon zinc
guys i downloaded the game cracked how do i play with my friend he downloaded crack too
google it
i see a lot of things that come up on youtube , your best bet is goign to keep looking
alr
City/town also matters obviously. Not bragging, but mid-west America was legit more safe that "big cities" back then.
Those were the "good old days of yore" -I knew EVERYONE on my block. Every parent knew every kid. So running through the old ladies yard next door was just a "Oh, thats that nerdy kid next door named Dave and his friends goofing off".
Chicago, New York, etc. back then? I woulda been on a milk carton
best wishes to him
midwest still is
this
Who was that?
damn
Yeah, for the most part.
My own extended family is ridiculously huge. I donβt see my cousins as much as I used to, but when I was a kid we had family hangouts that numbered in the hundreds.
And some of them live in very small towns, where everybody knows everybody else so a lot of stuff this ordinary, there is seen as weird everywhere else.
nope. must be mod conflict
idk then
shucks
If you can, launching debug mode and make sure the box that says break upon error is clicked. The game should freeze and pop up screen that tells you where the errors are coming from.
Yeah, debug mode is really useful for at least identifying where in the code the game is crashing or having issues.
Then you can copy and paste that to someone to look at.
For example, if the game crashes and says something like hello Kitty watch? Something with your hello Kitty watch is potentially the culprit
Dodge City was crazy
Was Detroit before Detroit
new save or old?
truly a stinkiel moment only TIS bullys newbies smh
for some reason my mods aren't showing up at all, like I tried uninstalling, deleting all zomboid files on my pc, and verifying all at the same time and nothing worked
even tried subbing to only 1 of the mods instead of them all and that one didn't even show up
That's weird I usually only have that issue with servers until I reset the gane after downloading
im on build 42 so no servers lol
try clearing download cache for steam
luxurious quarters
where did the colour go
im a thief and a vagabond
ate it, sorry
give it back
no :3
please?
give them back to me and i will pay you with a singular bubble gum and a quarter
hmmm
that didn't do anything sadly
2 bubble gum
deal
I'm tired boss
thats too damn bad
you can have the colours back
wow
hearing a country song in the middle of looting a house in zomboid feels so
apocalypse lol
2 hours selecting mods I want in my world
aughh lag
Can i please have one more level lurking mod?
ey thats were i live
i made my own mode
gruh
that i found most realistic
Ah
I play video games because life is shit and I want to escape
Why would I make it like RL
Come to sanctuary! We have porky pig holotapes in the movie theatre!
i cant, im doing menial jobs for the silly dressing band
to suffer moar
It's already enough
trve
No such thing in an open sandbox game. BUT:
1- Apocolypse alters zombie behavior and combat slightly, making combat HARDER. So survival is more about hiding and sheltering as you level up.
1- Survival mode is more lenient with combat, gun use, etc. so it intended to he more combat heavy
SHAUN!?!
I LIKE hard games tho. Max difficulty for me so I make the game even harder
I don't know, I'm not you
Whose Shaun? I got settlements to build! Who is this βShaunβ
Individual?
Shaun of the dead?
shaun is the baby shaped pre-war drug stash
Sean Combs Duh
Its still wild to me that dogmeat can trace a 70 year old scent trail, and their house was abandoned for 70 years in diamond city
I HAVE THAT MOD IN PZ
i definitely think shaun is fuckin dead and the old guy was lying
dc what bethesda says
synth dog
"synth blank" is such a bad scapegoat imo
doesnt explain the vacant house for 70 years still
From an RPG standpoint, fallout 4 fails on many levels.
But I have customized my game (as I do with all bethesda games).
Sim settlements 2, plus the 4 DLC sized mods from fusion city, depravity, etc. have SOOO many good stories, the main quest is irrelevant
simlaut
mostly likely the same person who wrote fridge ghoul that explains it
real
mama murphy torture sim
on the topic of RPGs, watched a full playthrough of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 yesterday and it genuinely made us cry, such a lovely game
you let mama murphy overdose on chems, i turn off essential npcs and set down a bottlecap mine
we are not the same
never heard of that b4
it came out last month, so not unsurprising
make a tower with stairs, place mama Murphy's chair on the top. Make a trapdoor right in front of the chair, and make sure mama murphy cant go around it
done
mama murphy torture device
ngl i am fibbing a bit
im a huge coward in rpg games
i cant hurt any npcs feelings tbh
like i never do the bad options and always try to be nice
Kill all the People in rpgs
get run over by a truck and move into their world
Kill them again.
Die once more.
Retry.
Kill again.
I HATE elves.
Dwarves stink.
I got cursed by an elf.
put in the the arena i made with the DLC and make them fight deathclaws on chems and their 18 strength
who is mama murphy
a crackhead
Violent?
old
18 strength most human NPCs have 6 and cap at 10
otherwise they kinda just sit there and ask for drugs
i take them from raccoons
does anybody know how long till we have multiplayer build 42?
No, there's no ETA and won't ever be
whats an eta?
Estimated time of arrival. Basically an answer to "When"
oh
yo
a question
for me to play the bluid 42 with ragdols i need to play on the unstable beta right?
ya
I have some cough knowledge about Bethesda studios. It a smol flex of mine π
But overall critique on their games is ALMOST always based on what your first game was.
People who played Morrowind back in the day STILL swear itβs the best of any game.
If your first game was fallout 76 then falllout 3 and 4 seem off.
Play vegas first? Its so different (cause bethesda didnβt make it) that 3 and 4 feel lacking key roleplaying game elements.
BUT: skyrim and fallout 4 were both βdumbed downβ. With intent and purpose, to attract more casual players and a wider audience to bolster sales.
LOTS of dev meetings take place to talk about game content and how it will impact 50,000 players Vs. 100,000 players.
Like the discussion ALL game dev know about torches inside dungeons.
No one actually WANTS dark dungeons. So lit torches are always going to exist
The game is fully customizable.
Apocalypse is just a preset for sandbox settings.
Want to start with a school packpack, can of soda and a bat like Spiffo?
Click βstarter kitβ as ON
easy = gay tho
and that's supposed to dissuade people from playing an easier game?
hey guys i just join this server to seek help booting up a modded server in the game its hard stuck on initializing. Wondering if any of ya have solutions
i would check the console.txt while its booting and see if it says anything
what is that?
we know
file of your server in your game folder
π€¨
not sure where that equivalence was covered in my years of study
i am a gay but i am also high maintenance, not easy in the slightest

not sure if im high or low maintenance
what dude
it means they need to get high 24/7 or else
fit is finally level 1
vro got hit with the nitro question mark
It's not something i can make a universal metric for, i say it somewhat playfully. for me, I currently have a number of mental health problems, along with some lifelong conditions that will just make things harder
low paper fade
doesnt it mean you need to level up your maintences using skillbook?

pick a struggle π π
dwdw i am my own training material, should hit ten in a few years
skillbooks just up your multiplier
i was like dont people already swing in multiplayer
damn, dude, doesnt even know how skillbooks work π€
did they change how skill books work or is it still mulitplyer
your xp multiplier
still multiplier

markiplier
good, I actually prefer it that way
market player
ok are we still roleplaying or talking for reals pz now lol cause im foncufrsf
Kids these daysβ¦
being high maintenance is a blessing and a curse
moslty a curse
for me at least
how is it a blessing
I am one of the gays (tm) (copyright nerdgamerdave studios).
I play hardcore + cute. Best combo
You wouldn't download a car?
the only thingi like about high maintainence is taking care of yourself and hygeine
yeah the Iraq War is no joke
better clean derm nails
Lost friends in that war.
I almost went myself
what kept you
yah i have no idea which one lol
I was on social
when you try to listen to a song you downloaded from limewire but the printer borks your pc
Relational
Last minute I backed out of recruiting.
The bus showed up to pick us up to go to the hotel. I didnβt get on
need the fresh Himalayan salt and purest stems cells for skin so yeah low maintenance
lol
probably for the best lmao
only eats with pure gold spoons
When you try to play MYST, and the people in the book stutter and your Mac heats up like a nuclear reactor
real
MPs are still looking for them, serve 30 years in the Goonlag
Hygiene is high maintenance?
It was. Epic respect for the Marines, but not a life I truly would have wanted
LOL
washing your ass is considered by some unreachable levels of hygiene
do you shower as often as you do oil changes?
nah u better wash that shit i dont want no feta cheese bar smells
hahahaha
when its needed
i met another guy who's ass looked like a a wicker basket
but you see the human body needs alot of oil changes
huh what
wet wipes dont fix shitting through chicken wire
LOLLLLLLL
i shower daily

what
hairy ass
hairy and crusty
I see
love me some wet wipes lol
but theyre not infallible, as ive learned
yeah i cant do that lol i gotta do it once a day sometimes 2
i feel like i need a job
Showing after the gym is understandable
I collect my body oils to use for oil changes for my car.
Saves $100 every 6 months AND saveβs me 50 cents on my water bill!
yah but guys can smell good musty rlmao
what
can confirm
lol
musty?
lol yea
isnt musty like.. attic air?
i dunno how to explain it
your smell
my smell?
its the good smell rofl
sweat?
like a orchid bee
so is it the anxiety instead
its not just sweat
those are probably the two things i smell like
its whatever you smell like
sweat and anxiety
a fine parsnip
anxiety sweat is worse because its cold
it smells like not good
yall are freaks
?
on leashes
we are freaks and weirdos
because nothing happens here
did you just go voer and smell it
i amπ₯΅
lol
i did smell it
a scratch n sniffy
i wasnt even talking to anyone who relies
i need to wash it
replied
good cologne
i hate washing clothes and folding them
my brain moved topics
i do splurge on cologne
valid
that shit gud
tire sad :(
eau de piss
how do you pronounce this
sauvage
sausage cologne
yeah
i wouldnt mind smelling of recently grilled bratwurst
its expensive as hell
I cant smell for shit so I let other people pick my cologne for me
hence the splurge
I mean, I change adult diapers 3+ times a day.
i have this lotion i been trying to stretch cause its so expensive lol
understandable
my ex liked that tho
Imagine how gross the old world smelled
me with the cheap peach tea
i did this once
if I can smell it clearly its safe to assume it's overpowering near me lmao
when i was a very young lad, i drank some of my dads cologne and had to be taken to hospital
sausage?
lmfao
i dont really remember but he's still mad about it
LMAO
that's wild wow
he reminds me every time i buy him some
Perfume: a story of murder. Epic movie.
Makes you realize just HOW STINKY the world was
i drank soda and gin and didnt realize when i was like 5
if your lil shit drank your sauvage cologne how mad would you be
for once it smelled better going out
what does he say
lmao
french detected
he tells me "now, im gonna put this on a high shelf, can't let you get your grubby hands on it again"
french make great parfumes lol
savage
idc
even though im taller than him
im taller than my mom now
childproof lock
its weird
dont give him ideas
FUN FACT ABOUT ANCIENT STINKY HUMANS
Alligator poop pellets are a spermacide.
Gladiator sweat perfume EXISTED.
So some hot girl in the old world had the sweat of a gladiator on her skin and alligator poop, welllβ¦.
Humans have been smelly, dirty critters for 99.999999% of their existence
still are
the den
i had a friend that lived like that
are they okay
lol
Yups
no π
no theyre not ok lol
world's a tough place in today
poop

