its such a bad name
#general_chat
toxic relic
rocky galleon
I cant pick up or disassemble it
stone meadow
Brad? Thomas? John? idk
toxic relic
starts with an H
neat moat
your name would ride a pickup while working in an office
stone meadow
Hras?.Hhomas? Hohn?
toxic relic
your name would ride a pickup while working in an office
FUCK DUDE i know
narrow bane
i made it
stone meadow
Tbh I cant guess fr
toxic relic
is hunter
neat moat
no Henry wouldn't work
toxic relic
neat moat
stink why
stone meadow
what you described it as I mean
toxic relic
stone meadow
yiu dont give me hunter vibes at all
neat moat
it does that a lot
toxic relic
thanks man
neat moat
it switches for me
toxic relic
best compliment
toxic relic
its not my "real" name just my english name that my dad picked when we moved from cambodia
stone meadow
fair enuf
toxic relic
i wish i was a braver boy and told him to change it to benson or something
narrow bane
bro is gonna drop out and do drugs now
it tastes good
stone meadow
my name isnt hard to get imo
naive anchor
i wish i was a braver boy and told him to change it to benson or something
Fartface suits u
Your a person that, if they were farted on, I would not laugh
Hence it suits
toxic relic
my name isnt hard to get *imo*
bartholemew
naive anchor
Nuh uh
narrow bane
my stomach started stinging
naive anchor
It’s Sunday
narrow bane
it's a sign it wants more
stone meadow
but people fuck it up a ton, which back when I worked as a receptionist hurt my reviews
naive anchor
https://tenor.com/view/handsomeboy-gif-10370996527145661244
Nuh uh it’s Sunday
karmic jetty
whats ur name
neat moat
nameism
stone meadow
imagine getting docked in your review for your name
And! I had a positive review which mentioned an asian guy at reception
neat moat
I bet zees name is like
karmic jetty
EJ.... eject jomboid
neat moat
tupid
stone meadow
Cause they forgot EJ
stone meadow
and they didnt count it towars my bonus cause it wasnt my name
neat moat
zero tupid is your legal name
toxic relic
dealing with people as your job sounds like a worse form of hell
karmic jetty
zero tupid means smort
stone meadow
There was only one asian guy at reception working there, scratch that, there was only one asian alltogether on reception
stone meadow
but nah, they didnt mention you by name, doesnt count
neat moat
And! I had a positive review which mentioned an asian guy at reception
are you the Asian guy in question
naive anchor
There was only one asian guy at reception working there, scratch that, there was...
I could rap ts
Bars
Kenny East
stone meadow
why the fuck did them remembering your name affect your bonus
Idk ask the managers. Honestly public service jobs got the weirdest power trips
toxic relic
fr
naive anchor
Zozo how old r u
toxic relic
whenever i hear about them i just have a permanent 
face
stone meadow
I will never again work hospitality
karmic jetty
mfw the caller asks for emergency service but doesnt gib location and gets mad when they dont get help
stone meadow
It is hell
karmic jetty
Zozo how old r u
older than YOU 
stone meadow
mfw the caller asks for emergency service but doesnt gib location and gets mad w...
cant you minority report that shit
karmic jetty
u fetus impostor bigpoo
stone meadow
like, "triangalise the caller!"
karmic jetty
minority what now 
stone meadow
hes between this and this cellphone tower
karmic jetty
i aint narcing on my bud montequilla
naive anchor
u fetus impostor bigpoo
Grrr here’s a deal
stone meadow
minority what now <a:lewis:1325803302763364365>
https://tenor.com/view/minority-report-looking-searching-looking-up-stalking-gif-9548432812386765873
naive anchor
I will wipe my bigpoo
stone meadow
?
karmic jetty
born to wipe forced to flush
stone meadow
Uhh, no ifs idk why you brought it up to begin with
naive anchor
Uhh, no ifs idk why you brought it up to begin with
They gotta gimme a compliment
And I’ll un-bigpoo myself
karmic jetty
compliments is 20 clams a pop
toxic relic
I will wipe my bigpoo
this is worse than frogski's "back in my gay" comment
naive anchor
compliments is 20 clams a pop
THIS IS WORTH 60 CLAMS IM BRING GENEROUS
vivid kettle
john zomboid is back
stone meadow
this is worse than frogski's "back in my gay" comment
not again, i just came out of it
karmic jetty
holy moly john zomboid 
toxic relic
came out 🤨
karmic jetty
frogsker came out!!
toxic relic
congratulations
naive anchor
GIMME A COMPLIMENT
toxic relic
vivid kettle
not again, i just came out of it
'bites toes'
moderator is now zomboid
kill him gang
neat moat
came out 🤨
the package came in the male
vivid kettle
GIMME A COMPLIMENT
you look nice
stone meadow
Ok lets not spiral back to daycare time
naive anchor
I boil him
naive anchor
you look nice
Awww thenk u:3
vivid kettle
naive anchor
Ok lets not spiral back to daycare time
Pleaseeee I’m being civil
karmic jetty
u look tupid 
vivid kettle
u look tupid <a:Tupid:1295851065811533886>
karmic jetty
rood
neat moat
zee gets no clams
karmic jetty
yes im projecting my zomboid
stone meadow
Pleaseeee I’m being civil
Yeah, just about. maybe less big poo comments 👍
vivid kettle
-zomboid noises-
naive anchor
Yeah, just about. maybe less big poo comments 👍
vivid kettle
Yeah, just about. maybe less big poo comments 👍
neat moat
yes im projecting my zomboid
im zomboiding it im zomboiding it so good yeah
naive anchor
Okay fine
vivid kettle
im zomboiding it im zomboiding it so good yeah
WHAT
karmic jetty
what to eat for brekfast 
karmic jetty
foo? yea i fight them
naive anchor
I’m going to turn into a mid 19th century bourgeoise aristocratic gentlemen capitalist
Fuck big poo
I’m committing to a bit
Fuck yall
vivid kettle
zomboids all over the place like your face
ivory grail
he gonna be great in my organ harvest farm
vivid kettle
he gonna be great in my organ harvest farm
toxic relic
I’m going to turn into a mid 19th century bourgeoise aristocratic gentlemen capi...
it would be great if you could converse in such a way that others can actually hold a conversation with you
that may be the issue here
stone meadow
youre unironically one fuckup away from a perma
vivid kettle
youre unironically one fuckup away from a perma
whyy
what did i do
im just a lil zomboid :(
toxic relic
who are these people
stone meadow
Dont worry bout it
vivid kettle
Dont worry bout it
stone meadow
no clue
vivid kettle
not a phase momm
toxic relic
am i the only relatively new person to make it to vet in recent months
it seems like the new guys are unhinged in a way i can never achieve
stone meadow
what did i do
wasnt talking about u btw
karmic jetty
am i the only relatively new person to make it to vet in recent months
yea actually
naive anchor
it would be great if you could converse in such a way that others can actually h...
Good sir, conversations are not profitable. Stocks however are. I’ve been recently buying into numerous health insurance organizations that have been quite more successful then any petty pr*letariat level conversation I could sustain.
karmic jetty
there was also yousef? who got vet in less a month but he went awol after
stone meadow
am i the only relatively new person to make it to vet in recent months
youre older than 2010, which is a huge improvement in chatting quality
lilac quarry
vivid kettle
wtf why did a zombie just fly into the air fall back down and then get back up and walk towards me
toxic relic
a learned man makes good conversation
stone meadow
you did give me ancient one vibes
karmic jetty
ur OLD 
toxic relic
you did give me ancient one vibes
neat moat
i am at least 2010 years old
where were you when they nailed him to the cross?
toxic relic
tis but the surface, comrade
vivid kettle
a learned man makes good conversation
brains am i right?
karmic jetty
fartass filled the void after eve left
vivid kettle
where were you when they nailed him to the cross?
yeah that one dude
what was his name
toxic relic
ask me about my opinions on shipping routes
karmic jetty
replacing the older nerd role
naive anchor
ur OLD <:catSmirk:1099839091215958047>
We should outbuy his shares and turn him into a dirty upper class citizen
stone meadow
you did give me ancient one vibes
like if I look at you directly my brain might break from the horrors I shouldnt be able to percieve
toxic relic
replacing the older nerd role
recast
vivid kettle
ask me about my opinions on shipping routes
thoughts on the shiping route proposed in the 1800s that went near the north pole
vivid kettle
ur both gay too
nuh!
vital marten
I know that’s right, these all happened one after another, they just kept coming 😭
vivid kettle
ur both gay too
karmic jetty
smh my head why would the cast director do this
toxic relic
except ur male and shes not
we had to spice it up a bit, glad i could fill the gay nerd role
stone meadow
ur both gay too
im not! im just attracted to leon
toxic relic
smh my head why would the cast director do this
appease the audience
lilac quarry
vivid kettle
im not! im just attracted to leon
karmic jetty
leon was attractive until he denied my 20 grand demand
vivid kettle
aceept yoou fateee
vivid kettle
leon was attractive until he denied my 20 grand demand
whos leon
lilac quarry
leon was attractive until he denied my 20 grand demand
20 grand what tho
vivid kettle
wait i know who leon is
stone meadow
he was always stinky but thats part of the charm
neat moat
leon was attractive until he denied my 20 grand demand
withholding money is not a good look for you leon
vivid kettle
lilac quarry
20 grand lentils
vivid kettle
<a:LeonGriddy:1091803979584905306>
leon is very hot ngl
karmic jetty
leonsmell 
lilac quarry
leonsmell <:insaneblushu:641391849268838401>
yeah yeah just do the noise
lilac quarry
frogski was there he knows you made the noise
karmic jetty
WHA
stone meadow
yeah it was you
toxic relic
like if I look at you directly my brain might break from the horrors I shouldnt ...
you think someone could drink your brain out your nose if it turned into mush
vivid kettle
yeah it was you
karmic jetty
history revisionists
toxic relic
lmao "im just asking questions"
vivid kettle
stink please
shh the fetish artists will hear you
stone meadow
you think someone could drink your brain out your nose if it turned into mush
im actively turning my brain into mush so it can leak out my nose. check in in a year for results
toxic relic
🤓
lilac quarry
you think someone could drink your brain out your nose if it turned into mush
fun fact we're not allowed to nasally intubate people if they have head trauma because there have been cases of the intubation kit going straight into the brain
toxic relic
im actively turning my brain into mush so it can leak out my nose. check in in a...
fuck yeah dude
lilac quarry
like a straw into a slurry
toxic relic
AYO
lilac quarry
vivid kettle
fun fact we're not allowed to nasally intubate people if they have head trauma b...
lobotmy
duh
easy
toxic relic
leon, appreciate your insight so i can ground my morbid fantasies with facts
neat moat
fun fact we're not allowed to nasally intubate people if they have head trauma b...
yummers
toxic relic
vivid kettle
this is what high class zomboid drink
indeed
stone meadow
I havent learned how to piss out my brain tube yet
stone meadow
for sure
rose kestrel
can you poo out your brain tube?
toxic relic
its called his thoughts
neat moat
multi purpose tube
vivid kettle
can you poo out your brain tube?
how do you think he types?
toxic relic
thats deep dude
ruby river
:3
vivid kettle
i use my tube on cute boys if you know what i mean
naive anchor
fun fact we're not allowed to nasally intubate people if they have head trauma b...
Aw shucks what a shame…
rose kestrel
how do you think he types?
feet
naive anchor
i use my tube on cute boys if you know what i mean
Somebody say my name
stone meadow
can you poo out your brain tube?
thats 2 years away
toxic relic
actions are just the results of the watery diarrhoea of our brain sloshing around till we hit the crust
stone meadow
actions are just the results of the watery diarrhoea of our brain sloshing aroun...
My actions sometimes result in that first part
lilac quarry
wow
naive anchor
why dont tubes
Hurt?
lilac quarry
thought provoking
naive anchor
Lube
toxic relic
My actions sometimes result in that first part
man i get food poisoning so often its not even funny anymore
i get it
vivid kettle
thought provoking
can i make just oneeee peg joke prettyy pleasee
stone meadow
man i get food poisoning so often its not even funny anymore
If its so common the issue might be you
toxic relic
it is dude
lilac quarry
man i get food poisoning so often its not even funny anymore
ok meatgod stop eating high meat
neat moat
man i get food poisoning so often its not even funny anymore
srong muscles weak stomach
naive anchor
can i make just oneeee peg joke prettyy pleasee
We should give everyone atleast 3 peg joke passes
stone meadow
wash yer hands or smth
naive anchor
They get a new pass every 10 lvls
toxic relic
ok meatgod stop eating high meat
ILL NEVER STOP APPROPRIATING FROM FIRST NATION PEOPLE ITS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN
stone meadow
dont eat rotten food
toxic relic
🤓
rose kestrel
thats 2 years away
hack your Neuralink and make you mine Bitcoin for the rest of your life
vivid kettle
dont eat rotten food
nerr
ok fuck it he never responde d in makeing the peg joke
i use my tube to peg cute boys
stone meadow
It was a soft no
vivid kettle
It was a soft no
to late :(
naive anchor
i use my tube to peg cute boys
Omg same!!!
stone meadow
Well, now its a hard dont
naive anchor
I gotta join in on the fun
Aw shit look what you made me
Do
Look what you made me do
vital marten
toxic relic
dont eat rotten food
yeah i know the issue, i wash my hands and shit but i go to the far north or south like once a week for field research and the food packs we get fuck me up
naive anchor
transforms into Taylor swift
stone meadow
yeah i know the issue, i wash my hands and shit but i go to the far north or sou...
are they in date?
lilac quarry
yeah i know the issue, i wash my hands and shit but i go to the far north or sou...
is it fun
rose kestrel
i use my tube to peg cute boys
the face they make
vivid kettle
im sorry for my actions i have made a servre lapse in my judgement and it wont happend again
vital marten
toxic relic
is it fun
its work. imagine sharing a tent/cabin with 5 other 30-50 yos and spending 14 hours in mud collecting clay samples
naive anchor
im sorry for my actions i have made a servre lapse in my judgement and it wont h...
If only it were that easy
ruby river
:D
toxic relic
are they in date?
some are 
lilac quarry
its work. imagine sharing a tent/cabin with 5 other 30-50 yos and spending 14 ho...
yeah that sounds fun
lilac quarry
maybe not for ever tho
vivid kettle
:D
toxic relic
it gets old fast
vivid kettle
neat moat
ILL NEVER STOP APPROPRIATING FROM FIRST NATION PEOPLE ITS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICA...
arent first nations referred to in the Canadian reigon?
lilac quarry
arent first nations referred to in the Canadian reigon?
what do you mean
vivid kettle
arent first nations referred to in the Canadian reigon?
if your mosm phone number was moeny how much whould it be?
naive anchor
it gets old fast
Cool I haven’t used my begging for forgiveness card yet
Ima save it
lilac quarry
we use the term indigenous
toxic relic
i thought first nation was the term for the first groups of people in north america in general
vivid kettle
we use the term indigenous
in the states we call them casinos
toxic relic
Cool I haven’t used my begging for forgiveness card yet
that wasnt addressed to you
toxic relic
insane
naive anchor
that wasnt addressed to you
Ik 
lilac quarry
Iunno what made you think that was funny or cool, whack
naive anchor
in the states we call them casinos
toxic relic
i have noticed that the trend for youths is turning back to " 'edgy' jokes are cool and funny actually"
its 2013 all over again
neat moat
what do you mean
Everyone uses the term indigenous. But from what I've learned and been told the first nations tent to be people who are in the reigon of canada
I could ask again though
naive anchor
i have noticed that the trend for youths is turning back to " 'edgy' jokes are c...
There’s no turning back, every age demographic goes through the same phases
toxic relic
Everyone uses the term indigenous. But from what I've learned and been told the ...
yeah you right
neat moat
I mean its not a huge deal
toxic relic
nah i update my brain file
lilac quarry
I could ask again though
I think we use them interchangeably here, we refer to them as a whole as indigenous peoples, as they ask to be referred to here, but I've also heard first nations just not as often as before
to be fair I'm no expert, maybe people in Ontario refer to it differently
naive anchor
Okr I’m out this chat gives me now significant mental gain
neat moat
Im still unclear what to call people indigenous on the reigon of the United States and I've heard theres some tension with the term native American
lilac quarry
there are a LOT of tribes and names
naive anchor
Bueee
lilac quarry
Im still unclear what to call people indigenous on the reigon of the United Stat...
I think it's widely accepted that indigenous is the most neutral name
toxic relic
i think its best to just ask how someone refers to themselves if its a person-to-person conversation and to listen to what they use for collective names
neat moat
Yeah, I'll see what they'd prefer to be called from themselves
toxic relic
but im not indigenous lmao so ye
neat moat
shrimple breakfast at canteen
I dont want to be mean
lilac quarry
shrimple breakfast at canteen
is this what they feed you at the slop factory
neat moat
is this what they feed you at the slop factory
temu factory
vital marten
Im still unclear what to call people indigenous on the reigon of the United Stat...
In school they tried to tell me “American Natives” but I feel it’s more respectful to say indigenous
lilac quarry
why is the sausage sweating
karmic jetty
i just pick random fud
rose kestrel
shrimple breakfast at canteen
hot dog looks plastic no offense
toxic relic
its clearly stressed
stone meadow
some are <:SmileBigMillar:588513046402695188>
are WE in date? 😳
vital marten
karmic jetty
chat dissing on my brekfast
lilac quarry
they need to stop factory farming sausages, free range is best
karmic jetty
young kelp
What's in the rice
stone meadow
hire leon to personally shape each sausage
karmic jetty
leon has the best sausages
lilac quarry
young kelp
karmic jetty
toxic relic
toxic relic
they need to stop factory farming sausages, free range is best
have you tried boerewors
neat moat
Leon is taken
karmic jetty
lame
stone meadow
yeah, by me
karmic jetty
ill try baph then
neat moat
yeah, by me
Leon you should raise your standards
vital marten
lilac quarry
me and nasko are engaged
vital marten
Break out the chart of standards
stone meadow
oh yeah i forgot im the sneaky link
karmic jetty
dating ISO
stone meadow
as long as I get my share of leon im satisfied
toxic relic
me and nasko are engaged
everytime you say this puppers grows slightly more irate
vital marten
oh yeah i forgot im the sneaky link
karmic jetty
better irate than nitrate
toxic relic
badum ts
lilac quarry
The Murphy, more like The Leon
toxic relic
The Murphy, more like The Leon
i could picture you as murphy
man it would be so fun to shoot that show
its fucking ridiculous
neat moat
I can't believe eyegore was the bay harbor butcher all along
random escarp
shrimple breakfast at canteen
Apocalypse meal
stone meadow
YOOO FROGSKER IS LITERALLY SNAKE
Thats what I look like irl
toxic relic
Thats what I look like irl
karmic jetty
the sosej is just happy to see me
neat moat
temu breakfast
vital marten
when zozo hungers all do tremble
neat moat
you can make waffles still
toxic relic
dont believe you
neat moat
Guh
last spoke
Oh hey Zee, everyone thought the helmet was swag btw :3
lilac quarry
i aint makin sht man this the work canteen
your work has a canteen???
neat moat
For waffles all you need is a toaster
toxic relic
⌚ ?
neat moat
youre cooking them
neat moat
thats just reheating
yeah
neat moat
https://youtube.com/shorts/27NvkGl0Wgw?si=jKqvhz8aZYuCGlC9
is this too much work for you zee?
neat moat
so if i burn you alive, im not murdering you im coooking you
yeah
vital marten
so if i burn you alive, im not murdering you im coooking you
If I consent to being cooked then it’s not murder
neat moat
you litteraly cooked me
vital marten
I’m just crazy
toxic relic
if the requirement for something to be considered cooking is just "thing gets hot" then idk what you're doing in the kitchen
if i boil water am i cooking
toxic relic
you litteraly cooked me
i didnt though
toxic relic
If I consent to being cooked then it’s not murder
vital marten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbH3dB1UCjE
This is a certified hood classic 
neat moat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbH3dB1UCjE
im happy hes finally getting the recognition he deserves
toxic relic
i do not agree that that can be considered cooking in the same way that cooking stir fried rice is cooking
in this context
toxic relic
it depends on the context
i do agree that the word "cooking" can vary in definition depending on context
neat moat
"iT dEpEnDs On ThE cOnTeXt"
ivory grail
I'm a good king in rimworld
toxic relic
but with this context, ie making waffles for breakfast, i do not agree that reheating them in a toaster is equivalent to cooking the eggs and such that zee is eating
vital marten
define cooking
toxic relic
"iT dEpEnDs On ThE cOnTeXt"
sound argument from you
polar kernel
equivalent or not its still cooking lol
toxic relic
depends on context, twink
polar kernel
youre heating something up to eat thats like the bare minimum
neat moat
but with this context, ie making waffles for breakfast, i do not agree that rehe...
are you not heating an egg though? I mean ignoring thr salt and pepper (which are opinal) all you usually are doing is heating an egg
toxic relic
i dont consider that cooking in that context
polar kernel
its being cooked because its state is altered so it can be consumed
toxic relic
are you not heating an egg though? I mean ignoring thr salt and pepper (which ar...
you're missing a lot of steps
ruby river
helldivers music is so good oml
neat moat
I will give you this stink, in both cases they can barly even be considered cooking. But I still think it falls within it under a technically
neat moat
you're missing a lot of steps
name them
toxic relic
reducing making eggs and rice and sausage to just 'essentially' heating while overexaggerating the process of toasting a frozen waffle
neat moat
nono
polar kernel
do you sit in a big room and twirl your mustache while petting a persian cat thinking of all the ways you can be openly contrarian today
neat moat
egg
vital marten
Is this a case of “if I cook it has it really changed or is it just getting warm?”
neat moat
https://www.wikihow.com/Fry-an-Egg
lord
toxic relic
icy vigil
do you sit in a big room and twirl your mustache while petting a persian cat thi...
I wish i could get a twirly moustache
ruby river
average Ben Rye game
icy vigil
But i keep shaving
frail shadow
does lightning mcqueen have car insurance or health insurance
toxic relic
do you sit in a big room and twirl your mustache while petting a persian cat thi...
i do twirl my mustache when i put oils in it
neat moat
That's making a very good egg. But an egg can simply be made by heating it in a pan. Nothing else
icy vigil
I want to look like salvador dali
toxic relic
That's making a very good egg. But an egg can simply be made by heating it in a ...
reductive
vital marten
do you sit in a big room and twirl your mustache while petting a persian cat thi...
Sounds like a Despicable Me Villain
toxic relic
your making up a hypothetical "easiest solution" to try and turn it into something comparable to putting a waffle in a toaster
icy vigil
Sounds like a Despicable Me Villain
Giovanni if he had a moustache
neat moat
your making up a hypothetical "easiest solution" to try and turn it into somethi...
Thats because it essentially is that easy. I've done it before
It takes very little brain power to cook an egg
toxic relic
again, they are both technically cooking but, a la descriptivism, i do not think they can be considered equivalent considering the definitions of both are distinct when used in context
i do agree with you on that part, again
neat moat
I see, so on a technicality they are cooking?
But in a larger context we both agree they arent really cooking
toxic relic
if you're being fundamentalist about it
frail shadow
are you two that bored
neat moat
how much longer till the meeting
neat moat
if I add whipped cream and a strawberry to the waffle is it then cooking
lilac quarry
just gotta put on pants and shit
wrong order
vital marten
They dissected cooking and I still don’t understand if cooking is really cooking or what
Feels like.. “Is this a Pigeon?”
toxic relic
wrong order
for you maybe
lilac quarry
toxic relic
lilac quarry
I learned an optimal method today
neat moat
-wake up
-shit
-leave the bed
vital marten
In that order
lilac quarry
IN THAT ORDER!!!!!
toxic relic
im sure that leon has seen that before
lilac quarry
more times than you know
neat moat
do they do it on purpose
toxic relic
how many garbage bags full of adult diapers loaded with turds have you seen leon
lilac quarry
too many to count
toxic relic
real
lilac quarry
people routinely ask us to clean them before we go to the hospital
"that ain't my job, you gonna marinate on the stretcher"
toxic relic
dude i dunno how id handle that
vital marten
🤣 Jesus
neat moat
"that ain't my job, you gonna marinate on the stretcher"
I both get it but also feel thats kinda fucked up
lilac quarry
my greatest skill is conflict resolution
lilac quarry
I both get it but also feel thats kinda fucked up
we're not trained to do it, it's not in our scope and if we do something like that we could easily get sued
neat moat
shoot down the argument with overwhelming force
frail shadow
my greatest skill is conflict resolution
so there’s these two countries
vital marten
I both get it but also feel thats kinda fucked up
Idk Ian wiping no ass 
neat moat
we're not trained to do it, it's not in our scope and if we do something like th...
fair
toxic relic
lying down in your own sloppy excrement, feeling the unholy warmth radiate off of it almost as strongly as the smell
lilac quarry
man one time I almost lost my professionalism
vital marten
lying down in your own sloppy excrement, feeling the unholy warmth radiate off o...
Sometimes you remind me of that Lizard brain voice from Disco Elysium
neat moat
Idk Ian wiping no ass <:GruHolUp:844343125689892864>
Im thinking in the sende you aren't being an asshole but are immobilized. Or even if you are you couldn't even if you wanted to
lilac quarry
some dude was trying to demand my female partner to change him, was like "you can leave the room we need our private time" some weird ass shit, I don't think he expected me to give him the angry dad voice
neat moat
yeah what a creep
neat moat
thats kinda pathetic and sad
toxic relic
damn some people think they can just do shit
lilac quarry
toxic relic
i guarantee he was a "where's my hug" dude when he was younger
lilac quarry
🤢
vital marten
yeah he's also like 50 and lives alone, super weird
That is weird, I’d rather have a matching gendered person to do something like that so there’s less risk of embarrassing myself
To be real about it
lilac quarry
honestly tho the one thing I've learned from my job is that women have it so fucking bad in healthcare
they have it bad all the time tbh but man
rose kestrel
average Ben Rye game
whoa friendly fire
frail shadow
three and a half hours i finally got the pokémon i was hunting for
maybe IM the degenerate
god man
im losing it
ruby river
whoa friendly fire
that was mostly civilians dont worry
vital marten
Not the real defenders of democracy, just the people we’re supposed to be defending caught in the crossfire for the betterment of Super Earth!!
rose kestrel
that was mostly civilians dont worry
casualities
ruby river
i did gun down one of my teammates though. he was standing in front of my MG emplacement
vital marten
ruby river
im the sentries guy
i really want the "mortars shoot marked targets" upgrade so i can use the he mortar turret
vital marten
I just use mortars anyway
1 helldiver died? Whoops, at least 3 things went down with you
frail shadow
Is it strong
it’s just rare
it’s a rare encounter chance
and then i had to hit the 50/50 for it to be male
ruby river
1 helldiver died? Whoops, at least 3 things went down with you
against squids?
vital marten
against squids?
Nah I haven’t played since the initial hype
How does the game scale after the drop in players? Is Joel still a thing?
That kinda stuff was against Bots
ruby river
Nah I haven’t played since the initial hype
How does the game scale after the ...
drop in players?
bro super earth is literally under attack get ur butt online right now
vital marten
I remember there being a massive drop in players about 2-3 months after launch, it caused issues with the scaling since the game’s war system was setup for a higher number of players
So we ended up losing a lot of ground before they got it worked out
vital marten
I wonder if it’s on gamepass, I’d like to play but haven’t felt like messing with Pc past few weeks
rose kestrel
bro super earth is literally under attack get ur butt online right now
Super Earth isnt free cost $39.99
ruby river
I wonder if it’s on gamepass, I’d like to play but haven’t felt like messing wit...
how are u playing zomboid
vital marten
I’m not atm, if I wanted to though I’ve got a steam deck
ruby river
im eating chicken
last spoke
I remember there being a massive drop in players about 2-3 months after launch, ...
There's the galactic impact modifier that scales with people online, so 20K players or 120K players make roughly the same progress in roughly the same time
Which is unfortunately biting us in the ass because HOLY FUCK GET OFF OF TERREK you NUMPTIES
vital marten
Gosh darn it
Why doesn’t this game have cross progression
I’m gonna be 2 helldivers
last spoke
The game has account linking though
rose kestrel
im eating chicken
jock
vital marten
Just not cross progression (yet) it’s been “on the wishlist” for about half a year now looking at various news articles
last spoke
bronze moat
signal sigil
I just had the funniest fuck-up I ever had in this game
vital marten
You tripped and got bit on the groin
signal sigil
Nah. That would be everyday stuff
bronze moat
You tripped and got bit on the groin
That’s just a friday for me
signal sigil
I was fighting a horde of about 50-60. On the last 10 I got a laceration
I was like. Well hope imnot infected
Ate some food, went to sleep in my car. Woke up quesy
Moment I saw the noodle
I removed all the clothing, bags, weapons and threw it on car seat
Took as much loot as I could and got on the driver seat
I was racing time and my base was far away
Drove like a madman, destroyed the windshield and almost killed the engine
Got to base, and crashed into a tree barely surviving
bronze moat
People are starting to call the Blueberries in Helldivers “Dave”
signal sigil
Climbed in the house and since I was all naked I stepped on glass and fucked up both my feet real bad
Then realized-
I got quesy coz I ate a damn rotten ice cream and I got weak stomach trait
vital marten
People are starting to call the Blueberries in Helldivers “Dave”
Blueberry meaning low level noobie or just un-partied teammate?
last spoke
People are starting to call the Blueberries in Helldivers “Dave”
David, short for Dave
signal sigil
I literally almost killed myself. And certainly did put myself in bed for like 5 days
vital marten
Dave
signal sigil
I literally almost killed myself. And certainly did put myself in bed for like 5...
Bcoz of an ice cream
vital marten
What was wrong with it?
bronze moat
Blueberry meaning low level noobie or just un-partied teammate?
Blue cause noobie and blue armor
last spoke
signal sigil
What was wrong with it?
Nothing. I wrote up there. It was rotten and I got queasy but I thought I was infected from perfectly timed laceration and panicked
vital marten
Yall Think I can manage difficultly 7 with starting helldiver stuff? That’s what I could do on pc
^^Just with upgraded stuff
last spoke
Yall Think I can manage difficultly 7 with starting helldiver stuff? That’s what...
My mate Davo got the game the other day.
Took him on a 1, 2 and 3 against bugs to teach him how the bare basics work, then took him straight into a 10 on Super Earth at lvl 5
vital marten
😭
last spoke
He held his own
vital marten
Threw bro into a warzone
vital marten
He held his own
Good to know 
last spoke
Paradoxically, 10s feel easier than 7s against the squids
vital marten
last spoke
More of the enemy cap is taken up by blobs and overseers, means there's way fewer voteless harassing you
I like to think I do good work in the kitchen, but I can cook grenades pretty fucken well too
Advice for the blobs (Flesh Mobs)
Fire and Gas
Holy shit use fire and gas
signal sigil
I like to think I do good work in the kitchen, but I can cook grenades pretty fu...
Okay so iv wanted to get into this. I have 0 knowledge. Is it like it's own franchise or?
Feels like Warhammer
last spoke
Helldivers is its own thing
vital marten
Advice for the blobs (Flesh Mobs)
Fire and Gas
Holy shit use fire and gas
Poor diver of mine gonna have none of that 🤣
It’ll be fun
last spoke
Also; important question
signal sigil
Also; important question
Washng-mshing
ruby river
the guy from duck dynasty died
next orchid
someone named ssttoxic. on discord is sending random friend requests likely for a scam through this discord server, i have never interacted with them, havnt touched this server in months, and it is the only mutual connection they have with me
last spoke
Yeah just block and report spam
next orchid
im going to just think they should probably be removed from the server too
unreal bane
We get those often. Just report them.
last spoke
Almost certainly "Oh hey I like your pfp who did the art can I show you my portfolio I do freelance here"
ai
Shits been rampant all over the platform
next orchid
new account too, egirl pfp and girls name, lots of red flags
last spoke
As we all know, women aren't real :(
next orchid
ahah that alone wouldnt have concerned me just everything combined makes me feel like its designed as incel bait
ruby river
if you were to take a medieval peasant from the past and sit them down and show them 1 thing, what do you think would be most likely to give them brainrot
next orchid
dank memes is where brain rot truly began
giving a medievil peasant access to CK2 and all the character descriptions and altering the course of history forever
ruby river
better question
last spoke
Go back to World war 1 and call it World War 1
junior vale
buyed a sword :)
last spoke
They won't like the implication that there's a second
last spoke
buyed a sword :)
And you haven't already shown us?
ruby river
if you were sent on a mission to go into the past and warn julius caesar about the assassination on his life, how would you convince him without him thinking you're crazy or a witch?
junior vale
And you haven't already shown us?
True !!!!!!!
I don't have image perms right nowwserrs
last spoke
if you were sent on a mission to go into the past and warn julius caesar about t...
Mate, I'd made it 24
ivory grail
They won't like the implication that there's a second
then tell them that WW2 was gonna happen in there life time and very soon
ruby river
Go back to World war 1 and call it World War 1
Random british soldier: Ah yes! This is the greatest of all wars! Surely there will be no destruction past this one!
Time traveler: Hello sir, is this world war 1 or world war 2?
Random british soldier: bruh
muted coyote
Tomorrow I'm going to enter the city of Louisville, do you have any tips?
last spoke
🟣remember to have fun **:**3
ivory grail
Tomorrow I'm going to enter the city of Louisville, do you have any tips?
don't shoot unless you really good with aiming
and carry a bottle of blench :D
ruby river
Tomorrow I'm going to enter the city of Louisville, do you have any tips?
bring a shotgun and shoot everything you see immediately, there's not many zombies in louisville so you should be able to easily clear out any that show up
last spoke
and carry a bottle of blench :D
🟣blench
🟣Sounds like a YouTuber with an annoying intro
ivory grail
bleh
heavy ivy
brain is soup
ruby river
i want a cool crew to do b42 mp when it drops :<
ivory grail
brain is soup
soup is brain
rose kestrel
Random british soldier: Ah yes! This is the greatest of all wars! Surely there w...
call it "Pre Galactic War 1"
muted coyote
Wow
ivory grail
🟣Sounds like a YouTuber with an annoying intro
WHAT UP GAMERS WELCOME TO EP101 OF MY MINECRAFT HARDCORE WORLD TODAY WE BUILDING GOD HIMSELF YES I MEAN GOD HIMSELF
last spoke
🟣Yeah, that one
rose kestrel
WHAT UP GAMERS WELCOME TO EP101 OF MY MINECRAFT HARDCORE WORLD TODAY WE BUILDING...
I AM JOHN FORTNITE KENNEDY AND TODAY WE WILL BE RUNNING OUT THE OPPS IN TOMATO TOWN
heavy ivy
kind of energy that'd force us to sleep for a few hours
rose kestrel
anyway do you spell grey or gray
gr8
last spoke
🟣Depends on the shade, completely arbitrarily
muted coyote
if anyone can help me tomorrow in louisville, i have been alive for almost 5 months and now i have to go there
ivory grail
i spelled it grey on a test and i got a small note on that said what are you brittish from teacher
god I'm struggling on spell or just even being awake
rose kestrel
if anyone can help me tomorrow in louisville, i have been alive for almost 5 mon...
the tornados
muted coyote
Tornado?
ivory grail
I'm glad that what electricity enable
foggy spire
those who dont know
foggy spire
I'm glad that what electricity enable
those who know💀
ivory grail
i mean it probably beat just eating the bodies raw
unkempt urchin
Is it that big of a crime to put the zombie population at 0.001
ivory grail
no it your game
broken lance
how to play co op with a friend on build 42?
unreal bane
I recall someone saying splitscreen works.
If you mean multiplayer over the net, then no.
It's not released for B42 yet.
broken lance
I recall someone saying splitscreen works.
If you mean multiplayer over the net...
what about like lan or smth
lilac quarry
steam remoteplay should work
unreal bane
Same.
broken lance
steam remoteplay should work
whats that?
bronze moat
broken lance
steam remoteplay should work
is that the split screen?
bronze moat
whats that?
Lets you play like local co-op, but online.
It’s a steam thing
broken lance
Lets you play like local co-op, but online.
It’s a steam thing
but its not split screen?
bronze moat
but its not split screen?
Yes. It plays games as if they were in the living room with you.
But via online.
Split screen, as if they were there
lilac quarry
it's split screen
bronze moat
icy vigil
lilac quarry
it's mr emoji himself
broken lance
Yes. It plays games as if they were in the living room with you.
But via online...
how to make the remote play work
icy vigil
i have acquired a new desk
How big
unkempt urchin
my dad gave me it for bartday
Happy birthday
rose kestrel
when schizoplayer added to B42?
onyx igloo
Happy birthday
It was 4 days ago and I didnt realize lol
unkempt urchin
It was 4 days ago and I didnt realize lol
Happy birthday week then
onyx igloo
thank
unkempt urchin
It's so rare that we all as we are get to happen, we should celebrate even more
lilac quarry
unkempt urchin
Woohoo 🎉🎉🎉🥳
icy vigil
thank you for sharing your birthday
lilac quarry
and what is the number
icy vigil
<:2_anxiety:379218573500874754>
this is sus
unkempt urchin
I added that to my project zomboid cosplay when I did it
Because I had the schizophrenic mod and my character was always stressed
last spoke
how to make the remote play work
In the Steam Overlay, you should be able to right click your friend in your friends list and start a remote play together session
onyx igloo
the elder god speaks
last spoke
Keep in mind that it's just virtual couch coop so one of you will need a controller
lilac quarry
the elder god speaks
haven't played this game in like a year and a bit
I know they added a ton of stuff tho
last spoke
Surprisingly on track for this MO
carmine monolith
who needs super earth when you can rock and stone
thin wedge
yes thank you for giving me your birthday
You gonna give them birth now.
lilac quarry
onyx igloo
It's so rare that we all as we are get to happen, we should celebrate even more
idk man
im an idiot
||im joking just incase||
rose kestrel
Surprisingly on track for this MO
just send in Invincible to fight the aliens
onyx igloo
bronze moat
Surprisingly on track for this MO
The Queen of Super Earth is about to launch.
rose kestrel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1376378314998157383/bu...
chat is this real?
onyx igloo
i drank alien cola and it covered me in shit
bronze moat
VERY PROUD of this Helldivers moment.
There is something very unique taking place in the game right now.
Tens of thousands are coming together not just for the campaign, but we are saving the NPC’s. Dropping them shields and fighting alongside them.
I dislike shooters. Immensely. But right now there is something almost magical going on in this game
bronze moat
chat is this real?
Nothing is real anymore.
That new google AI video maker?
That’s phase 1. Phase 2 will be announced soon.
rose kestrel
VERY PROUD of this Helldivers moment.
There is something very unique taking pla...
Ben Rye posted a photo where they killed civs
bronze moat
Ben Rye posted a photo where they killed civs
No true helldiver would do this.
Only a traitor would
rose kestrel
No true helldiver would do this.
Only a traitor would
@ruby river 🗣️
bronze moat
<@211020771185655808> 🗣️
RP of course, but 80,000+ players are actively protecting the blue berries
They will talk to you, fight with you, heal you.
Some salute as they die. It’s legit tragic at times.
Little blue minions and thousands of us are fighting to save them
rose kestrel
They will talk to you, fight with you, heal you.
Some salute as they die. It’s...
minions in Zomboid would be nice
bronze moat
@ruby river if you wanna dive with me, friend me on steam!
ruby river
<@211020771185655808> if you wanna dive with me, friend me on steam!
send friend code
nevermind i found oyu
bronze moat
minions in Zomboid would be nice
Minions in PZ?!!?!
Look on the top of the fridge 😉
bronze moat
nevermind i found oyu
Added! Gonna do a couple dives before getting my dad ready for bed
onyx igloo
watching dispute of the jerma royal family hbu
ruby river
do i turn logs into planks
saw
ruby river
im on build 42 and I have a saw
check the crafting menu
calm leaf
ok
ivory grail
Alright cheese or cheddar they are 100% different do not question me
pastel kettle
can anyone start a modded project zomboid run with me
icy vigil
Alright cheese or cheddar they are 100% different do not question me
The cheaper one
harsh vault
hai shark
merry lake
Should probably start playing without bandits mod since they cause about 90% of my deaths
rose kestrel
Should probably start playing without bandits mod since they cause about 90% of ...
change the spawn options, change the option that stops them from knowing your location when they spawn
merry lake
change the spawn options, change the option that stops them from knowing your lo...
I can try that
it always feel like my character has a bounty since they sometimes ignore the zombies and come for me
twin bear
Should probably start playing without bandits mod since they cause about 90% of ...
Bandits be goofin
thin wedge
https://tenor.com/view/catbelly-gif-27117209
full of concrete
icy vigil
just like me
ivory grail
The cheaper one
True
rose kestrel
just like me
the doctors want to see you today but as soon as they walk into your room you will have "fresh food" so they changed their minds
rose kestrel
AI or cloning would be the best way to get them back
frail shadow
he’s alive
rose kestrel
hes old and is retired
ivory grail
I need to be drone attacked, but not with bullet but with any type of gas that can't knock me out
GOD PLEASE LET ME SLEEP
rose kestrel
I need to be drone attacked, but not with bullet but with any type of gas that c...
why is your name sleepy is you hav trouble sleeping?
ivory grail
Insomnia boy it should be
nah that only on a tuesday
blunt force trauma doesn't work anymore
my skull grew thicker to defend from the frying pan that I hit myself to sleep
rose kestrel
melatonin
ivory grail
I actually take sleeping medication
icy vigil
the doctors want to see you today but as soon as they walk into your room you wi...
what did he mean by this
ivory grail
but sometimes like maybe 3 times a month it just won't wrok
merry lake
Which mod is it that doesnt show the white patches when you repair clothes
swift crag
Which mod is it that doesnt show the white patches when you repair clothes
Just get high skill in tailoring to fix the holes rather than patch it, better channels rather than general to ask
rose kestrel
but sometimes like maybe 3 times a month it just won't wrok
avoid all blue light (turn on blue light protection) avoid electronics 2 hours before bed, avoid substances that keep you awake and always wake up at the same time, it doesn't matter when you sleep, only when you wake up to get into that biological habit
ivory grail
I actually be trying to get off coffee
that probably why I haven't done really anything but roam my house
swift crag
I don’t drink coffee and I’m addicted to caffeine ._.
pale nimbus
Anyone wanna play some boblox? 
also what is everyone dooing
ivory grail
laying in bed trying to sleep
rose kestrel
instead of coffee try rapidly spam breathing though your nose for a few minutes and the oxygen in your brain can stimulate awareness
pale nimbus
ye
swift crag
instead of coffee try rapidly spam breathing though your nose for a few minutes ...
Bruh, that doesn’t sound like it’ll help
ivory grail
I should shut off my pc since still say that i'm playing rimworld
but also I'm downloading like helldriver 2
ivory grail
instead of coffee try rapidly spam breathing though your nose for a few minutes ...
I got ADHD and it make the cups of coffee I drink slow my brain down
odd how disorder can change things like that
I use to self mediated myself without even knowing that what I was doing when I was young
rose kestrel
Bruh, that doesn’t sound like it’ll help
if your trying to be awake it does
swift crag
if your trying to be awake it does
Nah; not long term
ivory grail
it might just be anxiety, I haven't taken my anxiety meds for 4 months since I only take it when I really need it
swift crag
it might just be anxiety, I haven't taken my anxiety meds for 4 months since I o...
Doesn’t that shit only work when you consistently take it?
ivory grail
but I am a bit stress so maybe that what stopping from sleeping
ivory grail
Doesn’t that shit only work when you consistently take it?
some of them I got one that I can take when needed
swift crag
What you take?
ivory grail
buspirone I think that how you spell it
rose kestrel
Nah; not long term
its stop gap until your body adjusts,
swift crag
its stop gap until your body adjusts,
Considering I’ve worked 12 hours shifts at a factory from 5pm to 5am and inconsistent start hours through the week, I don’t see that helping at all in that situation compared to caffeine
ivory grail
I been taking Ram-something for my ADHD and I know that one you can on and off
those are the one that I like since sometime I forget to take my meds and I just don't wanna suffer for three days until it start working again
merry lake
Just get high skill in tailoring to fix the holes rather than patch it, better c...
What level of tailoring do I need?
ivory grail
What level of tailoring do I need?
I think 6 or 7
swift crag
What level of tailoring do I need?
Should be asking in #pz_b42_chat or something, but iirc 7
rose kestrel
Considering I’ve worked 12 hours shifts at a factory from 5pm to 5am and inconsi...
its not for long term like 12 hours you would need addtional help like an energy supplement mix thats better than caffeine for your health
wind lion
Anybody down to play
swift crag
its not for long term like 12 hours you would need addtional help like an energy...
Ain’t nothing going to help me want to live working on a conveyor line for 12 hours mate
ivory grail
I 100% have a caffeine addiction
it not fun
I get headache without drinking a cup of coffee in the morning
onyx igloo
is staring at random things for longer periods of time with no thoughts weird
do yall do that
swift crag
I get headache without drinking a cup of coffee in the morning
I have an addiction to it but I don’t really get a headache just get antsy and anxious
rose kestrel
Ain’t nothing going to help me want to live working on a conveyor line for 12 ho...
no but you gotta eat
swift crag
no but you gotta eat
And I’m not body building as a job.
12 hours straight of working where you’re not sitting down it’s bad mentally
onyx igloo
man my brain loves to mess with me with dreams
gives me either cryptic messages or crazy HN style houses
rose kestrel
12 hours straight of working where you’re not sitting down it’s bad mentally
not good for your bones
young kelp
onyx igloo
swift crag
not good for your bones
and to still be under the poverty line for that effort.
rose kestrel
employment is a cruel joke sometimes
scientist flexing in chaat
marsh glacier
what's a j*b
bronze moat
probably not even a joke at this point
40+ hours of work, to Not even get by with the minimum. I'm I'm not a crazy spender (despite the bragging I do when I get a windfall)
young kelp
what's a j*b
A type of prison
lyric galleon
quaint mortar
work
spare vessel
e
quaint mortar
[image]
harsh vault
hai chat
tall glen
harsh vault
hai anon
oblique stream
quaint mortar
@oblique stream
restive pollen
Actually surprised the enhanced games beat world records tbh
Impressive. Considering the atheletes performing probably aren’t close to the highest performing bracket of athletes
harsh vault
hi slappy
hardy muralBOT
harsh vault
why ask
neat moat
Valcore?
candid patio
why ask
Social conditioning mostly. But also I care about you. At least a little.
I care about you at least as much as a barista that remembers my name/order
marsh glacier
word