#general_chat
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hmmmm
i hallucinate every moment
not much to say tbh
im hallucinating rn
most times it was cause of drugs
get me a drink bartender
We're not real

sometimes it was cause of sleep deprivation
A figment of your imagination
yeah
Go take your pills
normal pills
it's a burning memory.
same reason as fartfaces
but usually its just figures or shadows dancing around my peripheral vision or sounds and conversations behind me
olhando
fingerprints on an abandoned handrail
Fart in the wind
real
We really are all just fart smellas š
i will kill you
DO I PLS BRO
I heard it's good
rtgame
Goty contender
Bigpoo
thats an amogus
you thought it would be good?
You're an amogus
Death.
kid called satire
Sad tire 
sad tire when i pump them full of air
im sorry what

I'll be home soon zorzor
bruh
You got time dw
chew on
ur tearing me apart lisa
no
ch-chew on d-d-d-d
Chew on deez fartass lmao gottem
i dont watch any disney esque
real
Only good Disney movies are the OG animated ones
only thing i did watch was the ass starwars sequel trilogy
Simple as that
(Fucking sucked)
i dont like disney tbh
Thatās crazy care to tell me why
Could it be the dozens of ruined franchises
maybe
the fact hes not talking to anyone on screen makes it funny as if he has Schizo
disney more liek deezneyts
Bad industry practices
Booo
Maybe just being overall soulless

probably those
Those go under bad practice
ok round
Copyright abusing
mfw lion king copied kimba the white lion
Like they are (one of) the reason copyright system is so obnoxious
movieā¢ļø
reminder: Disney killed starwars and the only good movies are the original six movies
what the shrimp why is tm porple
Finally Bloodborne downloaded, now I can enjoy 30 fps cap gaming
i just realized
now that i have a ps5
i can play that
nah star wars is LAME even the originals
Console gaming
I love you guys
what the heck frogsker
What have you done
thats gonna cost ya 20 grand
idk i was just overwhelmed with love
are the other moderators nice to you
its fine
hooray!
its basically just me and leon out here lol
What about
you need reinforcements
Mr Sunshine
Hell yeah, despite I'm not being used to lag the game is hella unique
and we happen to be active at opposite times
leon? havent heard em in years š“
30fps is fine to me
i play SAO fatal bullet on ps5 which runs at 30 and it seems fine lol
She just like me FR
i can tell its not 60 tho
he dont discord mod much. or at all actually I havent seen him do anything yet
Same I play rdr2 with 30 fps too, takes time and my brain adapts to it
mr sunshine sounds like a character from hellraiser
after playing 60 fps on pc some games on ps5 arent 60 but run at 30. but after my brain adjusts its smooth
Love you too (yes homo)
nah thats a dude in saints row 2
@stone meadow oil up.
main SR2 was peak
why did they fuck up and release SR 2022 and not remaster sr2
if they didnt want to go bankrupt they should of just remastered SR1 and SR2
the scene where this dude did this made me laugh so fucking hard
idk raph
we are never getting the pc patch either for sr2
im not a game publisher
which was promised to be fixed in honor of that one dev
who died of cancer
SR2 was the best in the series
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that's a plot twist
nah its uh
the movie is called The room
its a romance thats apparently the worst movie ever
I feel like everyone's heard of The Room by now, surely
And I think worst movie ever is a big stretch
what is The Room
It's just one of the more infamous bad movies, at least on the internet
is a good bad moovie
You've most likely seen stuff from it
Yeah exactly, fun to make fun of
like neil breen stuff
I've seen worse films that the room
yep, it sucks
so much mayonnaise
any of their burgers with mayonnaise are terrible
are you french?
kyrgyzstan

i lied
liar liar pants on fire
no u didnt
i didnāt ?
yes
have u tried did
imagine saying this when frogski is right here
shush
shushkibab
shushkebab
What metas u guys know

I love bandage meta
does anyone happen to know how to make bug reports?
Hop on zeerol
i like those chinese kungfu movies
is he from kyrgyzstan
they are entertaining
Living expenses.
i must evolve into a superhuman who needs nothing
that can actually be concerning
what have you been doing
keto
im gonna play zomboid
what is difference
Holy shit that's badass
i dont knit but the way i see it, stuffed toys with knitting is wonky
whereas its really good for crochet
adorb
anyone know how to fix the black screen at the beginning of the game. i start PZ and the nit loads but then i get the black screen and all i can see is my mouse
idunno i havent played pz in 2 years
MisterDiscordian10
bombaclot i fixed it
i had to take it outta -debug mode
does anyone eat their finger skin
dermatophagia
Im not gonna share
If thats why you're asking
I have barely enough for myself
What?
im gonna be honest, i do eat my finger skin when im stressed
That's disgusting bro
You should just rip then till to look like collosal titan
its a compulsion
what it look like
whats a cuticle again
oh that
Yeah sometimes
Kinda tasty icl
icl?
i consider dipping my balls in sulphuric acid
I canāt lie
affirmative
would you rather eat your nails or your boogers
i feel like nails would be worse cause you could cause damage but boogers are usually just wet and goopy
I already eat my nails
accidentally
id rather shit broken glass than do any of that
this chat is diabolical
youd rather go through something that will be excruciating and likely lead to your death than eat some snot
or a piece of nail
alright ill eat the fingernails 
ill eat the snot
if someone gave me a bowl of chunky wet snot with some bloody/crusty boogers id just imagine it was cold ramen
open your throat y'know.
im the perfect man for this
I already eat my own nails, I assure that nails are better
eh
if it was between a bowl of snot or a bowl of nails i think id choose the snot
a BOWL of nails, sure
nails seem hard to get through compared to booger juices
okay but i can just swallow the booger whole
but like, small scale, nails
day 14 ;-;
What are you playing
7d2d
?
the game that has an identity crisis every 5 months
elemayo, as some would say
clownade!
Alright ty
Longswords are so hard
I'm so sad
I have no hope of reforging this sword
much sad
no hope
DOOMER ACTIVITY IN MY GENERAL CHAT....
do you mean irl
I would say their defining feature is being long, not hard
that too and in kcd2
more like boomer activity
I hate being too poor to forge a longsword irl
worth is a made up concept
I should cut all my money in half
the nefarious gold:
except gold and silver
and no one is able to keep track of ALL papers
all my homies love precious metals
theyre the best weapons wdym
just poke poke poke
and masterstrike
everything die
i wanna learn how to forge stuff irl
oh you mean to forge
yeah
tier 4 is so damn hard
I haven't made a single tier 4 longsword yet
only axes
can someone pls give me a steam key for pz im really want it š
just smack every inch of the blade up and down, once you smacked ecery inch of a side, put it back in the forge
yeah but like, it's hard
as long as you make sure to not hit rhe same spot twice and keep it hot its all you gotta do
just go up and down
the most important part is not hitting the same spot and not letting it get too cold
well I need to go get more pigskin, so off to kuttenberg
also, wearing blacksmith gear has a hidden stat buff to blacksmithing
level 6 blacksmith unlocks arthritis
so find one if yiure not already wearing it
"oh my god I nearly drove right into that fence" I thought, mere seconds before driving into a different fence on accident
fencer
Would you be mad if I threw you into a fence
thats kind of fucked up dude
what about the previous threat!
what is this selective hearing!
ok
Lvl 7 tinnitus
Hi! New here. Where can I get help for bugs and other things?
Where can I get a mod?
Workshop of the game. Main menu
thx
I recommend you download first Mod Manager
I don't like the implications of this
Can't wait to get beat up by an AI
I always say please and thank you to my robots
robot grandmas
gurt sybaine
same
god put house centipedes on this earth to fuck with me
in particular
im going to kill him
im going to kill god
they're delicious tho
centipedes are NOT slug-proof
its very convient that you're active rn. I'm running server and need a previous post by inactive member taken down so we can make a new one. The post is in server recruitment and is "Ash & Dust: Nuclear winter"
sorry for the ping. But I didn't see a ticket channel to ask in.
ideal if you could just link me the post
you can always DM the bot to make a ticket
yeah ideally make a ticket now so we can discuss it
longkiel
thoughts on errr
igloos
Ah, I posted in the wrong channel
Hello! Anybody know where a guaranteed barbell or Treadmill is?
doesnāt the fire station or whatever itās called in rosewood have a gym
it probably has that
It never -ever- spawns a barbell
is it even worth it doing arm exercises
i thought just swinign a weapon helps with that
So even without mods, working out is faster by a fair deal.
But I also have the "Weight Bench Works" mod
So a Barbell is like a mandatory for private server play.
idk what to tell u i havent played zomboid in awhile or MP š
barbells can just be hard to find
if they don't spawn in a gym then your next best bet on B41 is looking in wardrobes
I know they have a higher spawn rate in storage centers
yeah that too, you know where to find them it's just rng
I was wondering if there was a permanent one. But I guess since it's an item and not furniture that doens't work out
exactly
There should be a mod called "Prison Weights" that lets you craft workout stuff
Lolol
let us bench cinderblocks
that means he asks all the questions
Or bowling balls
If you had to project yourself into PZ. where would you spawn
wherever has the lowest zombie pop
ERM right back into reality thanks
my fatass is NOT surviving a day
clearly you just have a negative trait
hgmm in an apocalyptic situation i wouldn't have to be employed by a big masterplanner
id be employing myself for myself
i mean if i could move and change the world settings like i could in pz then maybe..
No one actually wants the apocalypse. They just hate the way civilization is currently set up.
but if its apoclaypse default and im me? well yeah no way
I saw the brochures in the game, and they are made very beautifully it feels like the developers brought someone from the fan community of 3D artists onto the team, is that actually the case?
Same logic as mfkers who think skool should be dismantled like, mfker were you gonna learn how to be social š
Thatās what they did
well i DO want the ability of zomboidians to read a book and apply the knowledge in like 2 days
tubby
Idk I remember hearing ab them on a vid
iirc yeah it was some dude who was already making these sorts of animations. Dont remember who exactly tho so take it with a grain of salt
School should definitely be changed, since we've provent hat the school model in place was designed specifically to fill needs in factories, but definitely needs to still exist because indeed, where else are you gonna learn to be social?
I love the newspapers
penar explosion chamber with you
what if it's standard apoc, just you but you have a month advance warning before everything kicks off
is everyone warned
Idk I mean i was homeschooled for a rly long time and I just went to clubs n shit to get socializing
or is it just u
or are you going to go into debt with every intent of snapping back to reality the moment it starts
just you
Hehehe jokes on u I donāt have a peenar
I amputated it when I got bit by a zombie
wubby didnt you say you had a penar
Pontar
I applaud you, but you're the exception and not the rule.
Then I got bitten now Iām scavenging for a mechanical peenar
I aināt lose shit Iām a closeted trans 
just cut one off from a zombie
Wait why am I looking for a mechanical one then 
I should be looking for a melon scooper to finish the job
cyberpunk enjoyer
š§
stay safe then, my enemy
Jesus christ
one will be granted for the purposes of exploding it
Scoop out the eyeballs 
was meant to be a reply fuck
Chat what insanity have I walked into
lou
Ghoti the Gooning Ghost
HP: 150,000,000/150,000,000
[boss music kicks in]

enter at your own perel
The concept is quite baffling 
you cant smoke
no you can't
I can tie my shoes and count my ones and twos
its bas for you
Look whoās talking
I bet you canāt even zip your hoodie without mommyās help
I had the I can destroy my brain license why canāt I get the full deck of cards
Jokes on you my hoodie doesn't have a zipper
Jokes on you my shoes donāt have laces
I lied
hi wubby
Thatās right
you didnt get the elite card thats why
good
how do you know thier pfp is soviet
IM MAXXING MY STATS GIMME A BREAK
š¤Ø
do you want some kids?
I HAVENT GOTTEN THE SKILLBOOKS YER
I have a sack full
IM RAWDOGGING THE SKILL
Omg yes Iām starving
I havenāt eaten in six days
is sitting on a pile of food
They better be naughty kids tho yk I donāt like those nice kids
Nice kids can be left alone
I only eat the ones who talk back to there parents and refuse to finish there supper
I don't sack the villages of nice kids and put them into sacks
Good
I need fresh immoral meanies
wubby is a bedtime monster
No im a ginger
sometimes I sack the villages of nice kids
oh
I live in a cave in the mountains
yeah that explains it
I don't burn or put them into sacks though
same difference
wubby so if I like skin you and wear your pelt do I get magical powers
No you get cursed
Then my ginger buddies will come in the middle of the night and bite your toes off and eat your soul
you have buddies?
How is there such thing as a same difference
do not saw my prenar off
Yee my fellow leprechauns
I hungr
whenever i try to mod a hosted server the mods simply don't work, anyone know how to mod it properly?
Gimme!
Play b42 like a chad
wubby are you a goblin subspecies
basically same as "potato pot-ah-to" or "same shit"
SPORK!!!!
Ooo I see ty :3
hru spork
Nah Iām incredibly racist to gobs
Them are gross
They look so yucky
ah so youre a gremlin
Of the leprechaun
am ok i just took a shower
should I sic my dog on this random street pig?
based
Yes!!!!
Do it
Stupid pig how dare they get in your eyesight
ok phone time is over wubby
you guys worry me
how
idk
Itās raining outside I canāt build my fort til itās done
my dog is refusing to attack the pig nvm
im the mom of the group so you shouldn't worry
Donāt worry I do all of this knowing Iām looking like a dumbass
im older than you .-.
You're the grandma

IM NOT THAT OLD
get this guy a job
ghoti im 28 .-.
Bullshit bonks you on the head and makes u one foot shorter
No small bean is gonna be my mom
Grandma spork what was it like when you were a kid
compression
Exactly
Depressing
pogress
Took many years to get off that skooma, finally a happy end 
hi lou!
dried hare

Checking all my stickers, and this one sever got a damn Dino ass with the caption āDino nuggetsā

kuttenbergussy
sorry I was busy doing something
its okay
I usually swim from that end
catto
then I drift to the other
you are supposed to stay in the fish bowl
ya fr
kiel bingus
feed me spork
here have some fish flakes
rare golden bingus
The easiest way to escape is to sleep upside down
you are a very interesting character
what
you didnt think this about me before?
lmao
chonky
No š
no yelling kiel dont be angry
I thought you were just a dorky weeb
i am a weeb 
nuh
nah fishfood has a decent taste
canned catfood is...okay
canned dogfood is also..okay
food is food
dry pet food tastes like cardboard
but if i was starving and all i had was
if all i had was this id eat it
We talking about fallout?
no im talking irl
eat monke food
also hey sporf
hi dstroyer!
some of it tastes good
that's it im not taking you to pets smart with me
"While some ingredients in pet food are the same as those in human food, pet food is generally not safe for human consumption in the long term due to differences in nutritional needs, potential contaminants, and lack of stringent human food safety standards."
fair
and found only a can of dog food
it would do

and i only tried like a tiny pinch when i did lmao i didnt eat a can are u crazy
I mean, there's also certain weeds and mushrooms you can eat too
yee
but there are times in the grocery store where those milk bones look really fucking good to snack on lmao
i...
I thought wet pet food would taste like ass
think im a furry
it does
cat food also tastes terrible
if I was that desperate I would probably try to stew it
idk how pets eat it lmao
you east fish? š§
I think so too
wait no i am a furry
no west fish
probably a fox
O
isnt raph likea guniuea pig or something
so that would make you whatever she is

boop
My friend toaster likes it
ah shit im sorry to hear
Shika
You are a fennec
Tes I hate meany women 
am tanuki
Note: I donāt hate women, I hate mean women
fennecs are cute
how do you know it was one?
speaking of meangirls is a great movie
everywhere I go I see him š
jerboas are adorable af in ark
ye
Idk they all had boobas
i want a jerboa
weather
oh yeah that was the jerboa
Yuh they came over and threw my shovel in da water and kicked my beautiful masterpiece to a pulp

yep
tho the most famous shoulder pet in ark is probz the sinomarcrops
was correct
nah man otter
micro raptor!
genuinely fucked up wtf
that thing was cool, wish he still exisited š
i should buy ark on ps5
Ikr but I got my shovel back so itās pz time 
i love arc i just...
As in Iām gonna go pz on there asses
hate how you need 5899GB for it
compys were just straight annoying lol
nah those were cute
Wait srsly???
good thing we live in a "legally required to make pet food human edible" time
i liked the
i dont think anyone tamed the base game shoulder pets other than the monkey
i forgor its scentific name
thinking about it wouldnt pet food be the cheapest bulk protein you can buy
really?
it's probably so good š
not a shoulder pet sadly
@frozen ember https://ark.fandom.com/wiki/Leedsichthys these and megalodon are what give me my Thlassophobia. also the giant squids
whats that greentext about the cheapest bulk protein
something about monkey feed
wouldnt monkeys be fed fruit and nuts
i forgot what exact thing it was
You havent seen real thasaphobia until you actually go into the ocean depths 
I am not familiar with bulk monkey feed
Ark is why i hate deep water i cant see the bottom of
ever heard of a xiapicithus?
ive been to the outside area of Ragnarok where the squid are
Fuc kthat shit
seeing that for the first time will def give you nightmares
š
espeically the deep ocean variant or whatever it was called
i wish ark had npc tribes to raid
tho i managed to tame one and it was cool
sadly the ocean kinda sucks cuz most of the enemy dinos are grabbers
it is the time to lock myself up in a room and start modding fallout 4 too
bro fr
the space size sucks
however, my fix to that was playing pixark š
only 15 gigs
now i understand why people have 500 mods for vegas
pixark!
doesnt the devkit take up 800 and something?
gbs
how big are the maps
it was horse vitamins
I think I'm done with london for now and just install normal fo4 mods
there random gen
its quite refreshing acutally
*procedual generation
my game is already pre-next gen so I should be good to go
the monkey feed a guy was buying from his local zoo
tbh
i think it was monkey feed lmao
pixark looks like something id enjoy
i have it on xbox but i dont play that anymore
ark but i dont need 900GB
what was in the monkey feed though

lol buy it on pc
its actually abadoned on console
according to the offical guys tell me
i dont know the exact plot, but i think it was for male monkes for breeding
losing weight isnt that hard
if i buy it we should play
its literally formulated to make male apes fucking huge and wanna fuck
š
indeed should come to the server im on
guh
so its not store bought stuff
got a nice underground spot i drilled out
its these EXACT things
the automod is out of control
potentially theres drugs n shit in that lmao
nya
wha happen
I mean, we are just advanced monkeys
should work on us
true
guess i know how im gonna be bulking this year
I sent the project zomboid gif and got muzzled
I was so scared 
just roid, youre already bald anyway
forget beef and rice give me mazuri monkey feed
clearly we should follow in their example
when the guy showed a picture of his body he was hella jacked
no the one with the shovel

shadow wizard money gang
wait arc has magic?
yeah had no idea either
I thought it was sci fi
only thing my character be using is weapons to knock out dinos
my weapons are dinos
I see
Whats a good Wifi USB to buy chat?
Yeah pixark is interesting
do you have USB 3.0?
while it borrows a main point from ark it also has its own things
like yeah the magic system
also some qol builds like egg farms, fuel farms etc
a port yes
rq chat can i still get infected from a zombie if the wound didnt bleed
Yes.
Base game is always the same. Scratch 7% laceration 25% bite 100%.
Bleeding does not matter
da one with the biggest number on it
USB 3.2?
fr though you want a higher mbps capacity, but also make sure you have 5Ghz to actually take advantage of it
Think of scratch as wound but bleeding scratch even worse wound.
or 6Ghz if you fancy
no I mean the wifi dongle
Even better are pcie slot wifi cards
dongle bongle
or intergrated into your motherboard
I had to downgrade my motherboard to one without integrated wifi and its definitely weaker and less consistent over usb
But still, I got a gigabit one that caps at 866 mbps over 5GHZ and its doing alright
am using a mid grade laptop rn
got a powerline ethernet connection too for stability, but unfortunately unless a perfect powerline connection, you dont get much download or upload so I use wifi for downloads
Does it not come with wifi?
just wireless networking
so you can or you cant connect to wifi without a dongle?
and i think a realtek card
no it has a realtek card but I need a booster or something cause the Hotspot signal becomes to weak lately
Im not sure if itll help you to have a dongle tbh
Best for stability is to go ethernet, I can vouch for powerline stability at least
Or even better if you can plug in directly but you might not be able to
what about a portable router? whats a good one to get?
portable router?
yeah real shit man I went ethernet and it was unlike anything else
fuck wireless on all aspects
I will never do wifi wireless again
yeah to plug into because I am currently using Comcast Xinfinity Pass and its not doing the trick
Im not sure how that works
is indoor farming still a thing?
if your only option is a shared wifi dispenser then you should probably get a wifi adapter with lots of antennas or something lol
need a satellite dish USB plug in
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this would be a good song to vibe to in zomboid
@tender igloo fish blender
yeah puppers tell him
tell me the story
ok
hi friends
One fine glorious day in the discord of Project Zomboid we were having our usual discussion and someone joined and decided to post a video of a fish in a blender being blended. I forget who it was that we both reported it and spiffo came into the chat and gloriously said in a stern manner "still no place to dump offtopic memes" while happily departing from the channel and not removing the video of the fish being blended. Me and the person yelled " SPIFFO NOOOO" as she walked off in a proud manner.
a fucking fish in a blender????
yeah lol
what the fuck
i still feel terrible, i bulldozed a rabbit on my way to work last week in the truck i just picked up
just like the frog
@mortal swallow tf???
i was just gonna say like the frogs lmaop
@mortal swallow you good?
dude when i was a teen we lived on a golf course and there was so many pancaked frogs
š
we would take them and throw them like frisbees lol
you say frog, totally unaware there are multiple. hundreds. thousands.
bruh i swerve to avoid a caterpillar
my thesis is that i sweve for a rabbit or larger, because it will cause damage to my vehicle.
the only exception is a moose, you simply slam the brakes and pray
i hate those things
When a moose gives you that ālookā? Where they lift one eye? Yer ded
man yeah my sister hit a baby one going 40 on a icy road and if it was an adult she would have been dead
you dont wanna hit those
Itās like the rock looking at you and raising his eyebrow
last one that gave me that look, i unfortunately had a moose license. hes in the deep freezer
Too bad moose license does not mean āI am mooseā
along with all the missing people or
quiet, those are not kept in the basementā¢ļø
this is the one reason i hate seasons, the fall is when all the moose begin to prepare for winter so the sides of the road with the fresh road salt is perfect for them to eat, so driving to work at 5 am is a game of minesweeper
im trying to see how many lightbars i can put on this truck without voiding toyotas warranty, cause they're ruthless
secrets
i guess spiffo finds blended fish to be a meme
yo mama joke? mute. Animal abuse? no place for memes
spiffo loves russian memes we send those to each other
was it a live fish tho? That's just cooking if not.
blending a life fish is wrong tho
don't do that




